Tate Speech - May 28, 2026


EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 138 - ENOUGH IS ENOUGH


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Length

28 minutes

Words per minute

129.54

Word count

3,692

Sentence count

390

Harmful content

Misogyny

41

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Toxicity

260

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Hate speech

74

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I m sick of wine connoisseurs and people who think they re rich because they like to drink wine. I ve never understood why wine tastes the way it does, and I m tired of it. I m not advocating for violence, I m a peaceful man, but something must be done.

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00:05:36.000 Guys, when are we going to deal with these people?
00:05:40.000 I'm not advocating for violence.
00:05:42.000 I'm a peaceful man.
00:05:43.000 But something must be done.
00:05:46.000 You know, in case you haven't noticed, the world, which I enjoy and love, I love the world.
00:05:55.000 I'm a happy guy. 1.00
00:05:56.000 But there are some niggles, you know? 1.00
00:05:58.000 When God made the world, he put some niggles in. 1.00
00:06:02.000 I think it's primarily to keep me on my toes. 1.00
00:06:06.000 Sometimes, I wonder if I'm in a version of the Truman Show.
00:06:10.000 I sit there and go, the most famous man in the world, all this money, all these women, all this relevance, criminal charges, everyone talking about me all the time, me, me, me.
00:06:20.000 Am I in the Truman Show?
00:06:22.000 Who are these people?
00:06:23.000 Is this all just made up?
00:06:25.000 People come up to me and go, hi, my name's Jake. 1.00
00:06:29.000 Like, fuck you, Jake. 1.00
00:06:30.000 Who do you work for? 1.00
00:06:32.000 What's your job?
00:06:34.000 What is the acting role you've been tasked with?
00:06:38.000 But I've had a few pet peeves for a while that I haven't even shared on the internet.
00:06:41.000 You know, I don't want to be like a complainer or a moaner.
00:06:44.000 So I'm just keeping them to myself.
00:06:45.000 But today was the final straw, and I want to know when we're going to deal with these people.
00:06:50.000 It has to be dealt with because it's gone on too long.
00:06:55.000 I know you know what I'm talking about.
00:06:57.000 We all hate these people.
00:07:02.000 Today, I was at lunch, being rich, sitting there. 1.00
00:07:11.000 And one of those wine motherfuckers was in the restaurant. 0.99
00:07:17.000 He asked for wine, which is questionable in and of itself. 1.00
00:07:21.000 Like, why the fuck? 0.99
00:07:22.000 You either want to get drunk, so you drink vodka, or you don't want to get drunk. 0.99
00:07:26.000 I've never really understood wine.
00:07:29.000 Like, why are you half doing it?
00:07:31.000 You don't want a semi, you want a boner. 1.00
00:07:34.000 You want a fuck or not. 1.00
00:07:35.000 Like, can I have some wine? 1.00
00:07:39.000 Wants some wine with his club fucking sandwich. 0.99
00:07:41.000 I'm like, okay, whatever. 0.99
00:07:43.000 He's been sent by the Truman Show to annoy me.
00:07:45.000 Don't let him annoy you, Andrew. 0.99
00:07:47.000 And then the woman comes over and she gets the bottle of wine and then she pours a little bit in the glass and he does that fucking thing. 0.99
00:07:54.000 And he's sitting there with his suit on. 1.00
00:08:00.000 Sniffing it like a fucking dog's butthole. 1.00
00:08:03.000 Like he's a dog sniffing a fucking butthole. 1.00
00:08:06.000 Bro, it's grapes. 1.00
00:08:07.000 Give a fuck. 1.00
00:08:08.000 It's grapes, G. Anyone who pretends wine tastes different is just a pretentious liar. 1.00
00:08:15.000 Guys, I was broke.
00:08:16.000 I thought when I get rich, maybe I'll understand the world differently.
00:08:20.000 When I was poor, I used to say, jerk chicken for $10 tastes great.
00:08:25.000 Surely these $10,000 a night restaurants are a scam.
00:08:28.000 But I don't know because I can't go.
00:08:31.000 Then I went to the mall and I was right.
00:08:33.000 They were a scam.
00:08:34.000 Champagne, scam.
00:08:37.000 Wine, scam. 1.00
00:08:39.000 All this shit is a scam. 1.00
00:08:40.000 So now I'm super rich. 1.00
00:08:41.000 I've tried it.
00:08:43.000 I've tried buying the $500, $10,000 bottles of wine.
00:08:47.000 It tastes the same as the $20 bottle of wine. 0.99
00:08:50.000 It tastes the fucking same. 0.99
00:08:53.000 And they go, no, it doesn't taste the same. 0.99
00:08:54.000 Actually, it's really different.
00:08:55.000 What you have to do is you have to open your palate and save your nose. 1.00
00:08:59.000 Listen, if I have to sit there like a fucking retard and sniff away at it for 10 minutes to tell the difference, then guess what? 1.00
00:09:06.000 That means it tastes the same. 1.00
00:09:10.000 You're not fooling me with this scam bullshit. 1.00
00:09:13.000 And the worst thing about it is this. 1.00
00:09:16.000 Pussy clocked. 1.00
00:09:18.000 Didn't even realize he looks like a fucking idiot. 1.00
00:09:20.000 He thinks he looks rich. 1.00
00:09:23.000 I look rich in my pajamas with my Yesco outside with four girlfriends drinking a fucking orange juice, bitch. 1.00
00:09:31.000 You think you look rich with your bottle of wine and your fucking BMW and you're sitting there sniffing away at it? 1.00
00:09:37.000 If you were rich, you wouldn't give a fuck what it tastes like. 1.00
00:09:40.000 You'd be like, bring me the most expensive wine and just down it. 1.00
00:09:44.000 In fact, I think Tristan and I have literally done that in an old take confidential.
00:09:47.000 Someone find the clip.
00:09:49.000 What's your most expensive bottle of wine?
00:09:51.000 Two grand.
00:09:51.000 Give me it.
00:09:52.000 And then we mixed it with fucking Red Bull and drunk it to get drunk. 0.99
00:09:57.000 He's sitting there. 0.98
00:09:59.000 Yeah, yeah, it's okay, actually. 0.98
00:10:01.000 Of course, it's fucking okay. 0.97
00:10:02.000 It's in the bottle. 0.99
00:10:03.000 Bro, he just opened the bottle.
00:10:05.000 How could it not be okay?
00:10:08.000 People are pretending the bottle of wine's not gonna be okay.
00:10:10.000 When's the last time you opened a can of Coke?
00:10:12.000 Let me just pop a Red Bull.
00:10:19.000 Yeah, this one's okay. 0.99
00:10:20.000 Of course it's fucking okay. 1.00
00:10:21.000 It was bottled in the fucking factory. 1.00
00:10:23.000 You pussy. 1.00
00:10:24.000 You idiot. 1.00
00:10:27.000 No, actually, wine can get corked. 1.00
00:10:29.000 Wine can get corked. 1.00
00:10:31.000 You're a fucking liar. 1.00
00:10:33.000 It's 2026. 1.00
00:10:35.000 Ain't no wine getting corked. 0.99
00:10:36.000 It's not the fucking 1700s. 0.98
00:10:38.000 You're not the king on the royal court making sure that your wine hasn't been poisoned by the French. 1.00
00:10:44.000 You're a dipshit in a restaurant with a fucking seven. 1.00
00:10:50.000 You're sitting there sniffing away at wine. 1.00
00:10:51.000 You're with a fucking seven. 1.00
00:10:53.000 Wake up. 1.00
00:10:54.000 You got your priorities all wrong.
00:10:58.000 Put that bottle away and deal with that mess. 1.00
00:11:01.000 Buy an expensive ass wine for a fucking seven. 1.00
00:11:03.000 Sevens get sides only and tap water. 1.00
00:11:06.000 Everyone knows this. 0.97
00:11:08.000 No mains. 1.00
00:11:12.000 I was just sitting there looking at this pussy. 1.00
00:11:13.000 I was just like, when are we going to deal with these people? 1.00
00:11:17.000 He thinks he looks cool.
00:11:20.000 He thinks he looks sophisticated and rich and cultured.
00:11:29.000 Like, I was enraged.
00:11:31.000 I nearly had to take his seven off him.
00:11:32.000 I was like, you know what, Andrew? 0.99
00:11:34.000 You don't normally fuck sevens, but you might have to go prove a point. 0.99
00:11:37.000 If I would have just gone over to that table and sat down and said, listen. 0.99
00:11:40.000 Listen, hi, you don't know me.
00:11:42.000 Hello, young lady. 1.00
00:11:44.000 Let's all cut the bullshit. 1.00
00:11:45.000 Your man's a fucking dweeb. 1.00
00:11:48.000 Your man's a fucking dork, and this is gay. 1.00
00:11:51.000 You don't want to be sitting here watching him do that shit. 1.00
00:11:53.000 He thinks he looks rich. 1.00
00:11:55.000 He ain't rich.
00:11:56.000 Look at his car.
00:11:57.000 Look at my car. 1.00
00:11:58.000 Do you want some orange juice with my bitches? 1.00
00:12:01.000 Could have taken her over to my table, ordered extra orange juice. 1.00
00:12:07.000 I'm not fucking getting the orange juice. 0.99
00:12:10.000 Are these Seville oranges? 0.99
00:12:12.000 I'm. 1.00
00:12:14.000 Fuck off. 1.00
00:12:15.000 Fuck off. 1.00
00:12:17.000 All wine tastes the same and you only drink it to get drunk anyway. 1.00
00:12:22.000 I don't like this.
00:12:24.000 Guys, I smoke cigars every day and people always say to me, Hey, what's your favorite cigar?
00:12:28.000 I'm like, Anything over 50 bucks will do.
00:12:33.000 Give me a lighter.
00:12:34.000 Give me tobacco.
00:12:35.000 When I used to drink, give me booze. 1.00
00:12:38.000 Give me a bitch. 1.00
00:12:39.000 Give me a car. 1.00
00:12:40.000 Give me a bed.
00:12:41.000 Who cares? 1.00
00:12:43.000 Who the fuck cares? 0.99
00:12:46.000 Naming grapes. 1.00
00:12:50.000 Do you have any Savion Blanc? 1.00
00:12:52.000 Kill yourself. 1.00
00:12:55.000 Kill yourself. 1.00
00:12:58.000 The fuck is going on? 1.00
00:13:00.000 No one's stopping these people. 1.00
00:13:02.000 They're just out here amongst us. 1.00
00:13:04.000 Who's going to put this shit to a fucking end, bruv? 1.00
00:13:08.000 No one's stopping this. 1.00
00:13:12.000 They think they matter in the world.
00:13:14.000 It infuriates me.
00:13:16.000 I have to do something about it. 1.00
00:13:17.000 I'm going to have to start stealing sevens.
00:13:19.000 People are like, Tate, why are you rolling with her? 0.99
00:13:21.000 And be like, her boyfriend was trying to fuck around with some wine barrel. 1.00
00:13:24.000 I had to steal her. 1.00
00:13:26.000 Now I'm stuck with her.
00:13:28.000 Jesus Christ.
00:13:30.000 Enough is enough.
00:13:33.000 That doesn't make you look rich.
00:13:34.000 You know what makes you look rich? 0.99
00:13:36.000 Not giving a fuck makes you look rich. 0.99
00:13:40.000 You don't look rich when you go, ah, this dinner was $10,000 and I'm going to pay for it. 1.00
00:13:46.000 You look broke.
00:13:47.000 You look rich when you put your card down and you don't look at the bill.
00:13:51.000 I don't look at my bills.
00:13:52.000 You can scam me.
00:13:54.000 It can be $20,000, $2,000, $200.
00:13:57.000 I don't notice.
00:13:58.000 I don't care.
00:14:00.000 Card pay.
00:14:01.000 Bounce.
00:14:02.000 That's how you look rich.
00:14:05.000 Wine, please.
00:14:06.000 Oh, which wine would you like, sir?
00:14:07.000 Wet wine.
00:14:09.000 Alcoholic wine that's wet, please.
00:14:13.000 What color? 1.00
00:14:14.000 Well, white, obviously, because, you know, trying to stick up for the white race before they're extinct. 1.00
00:14:21.000 But we don't want red wine, do we? 1.00
00:14:24.000 The red wine, the red people got wrecked by the whites.
00:14:27.000 But that's a whole other conversation.
00:14:29.000 That's for the liberals to discuss on the Indian plantations. 1.00
00:14:32.000 I'm talking about some fucking pussy nigger. 1.00
00:14:34.000 Sniffing fucking grapes, pretending it makes him a somebody in the world. 1.00
00:14:38.000 You can go out there and enter the cage and win or lose. 1.00
00:14:41.000 You can dedicate yourself to martial arts.
00:14:43.000 You can make hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:14:45.000 You can fight the Matrix.
00:14:46.000 You can go to jail.
00:14:47.000 You can tell the truth.
00:14:47.000 You can save your nation.
00:14:49.000 You can fight against the replacement and enslavement of your native population. 1.00
00:14:53.000 No, you're too busy smelling fucking grapes, pretending it matters. 1.00
00:14:59.000 I hate these people. 1.00
00:15:02.000 I don't want to be a guy full of hate. 1.00
00:15:04.000 I'm just trying to eat my fucking breakfast. 0.99
00:15:06.000 I'm just trying to eat. 1.00
00:15:09.000 And I'm just looking around.
00:15:10.000 I was like, when does this madness end?
00:15:14.000 When do we put a madness? 0.99
00:15:16.000 When do we put this madness to a fucking end? 0.99
00:15:19.000 When does this stop? 0.99
00:15:22.000 I'm going to start doing it back at them with soft drinks.
00:15:26.000 I'm going to start doing it with water.
00:15:29.000 Because that's what I drink 99.9% of the time.
00:15:31.000 Would you like a drink, sir?
00:15:32.000 Water.
00:15:33.000 Anything else?
00:15:34.000 No.
00:15:35.000 I drink water because if I'm thirsty, water does the job.
00:15:38.000 Call me crazy.
00:15:40.000 Water.
00:15:40.000 Still are sparkling.
00:15:41.000 Sparkling, obviously.
00:15:42.000 I'm not scared of bubbles.
00:15:44.000 We've been over this.
00:15:46.000 Imagine I got the water.
00:15:48.000 Where was this bottle?
00:15:49.000 Is this a good bottle?
00:15:50.000 I think it's been corked. 0.99
00:15:51.000 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99
00:15:53.000 No wine has ever been corked in history, ever. 0.99
00:15:57.000 What does that even mean?
00:16:00.000 What does that even mean?
00:16:02.000 The wine's been corked.
00:16:04.000 Well, they put a cork on the bottle.
00:16:06.000 Of course it's been corked. 1.00
00:16:08.000 You fucking idiot. 1.00
00:16:10.000 You fucking moron. 1.00
00:16:11.000 Of course they've corked. 1.00
00:16:12.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00
00:16:16.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00
00:16:19.000 And people are just letting this go unpoliced.
00:16:23.000 I'm like the only guy sitting there giving him evil energy across the room, projecting my chi into his brain.
00:16:30.000 Just sitting there.
00:16:30.000 He's trying to drink his wine.
00:16:31.000 I'm. 1.00
00:16:44.000 Yeah, drink that bitch. 1.00
00:16:47.000 Drink that bitch. 1.00
00:16:49.000 Your girlfriend wants a fucking orange juice, bitch. 1.00
00:16:52.000 Fucking punk. 1.00
00:16:55.000 Fucking, it's just ridiculous. 1.00
00:16:58.000 It's out of control. 1.00
00:17:00.000 You know what happens if I order food and the food's bad?
00:17:03.000 Let me tell you a secret.
00:17:03.000 Let me tell you what rich people do.
00:17:05.000 Poor people go to a really expensive restaurant and they order something and then it comes out and they're like, oh, yeah, can we change this?
00:17:11.000 Or I'm not quite sure on this.
00:17:13.000 That shows that you've gone to a special event.
00:17:17.000 Meaning you're poor.
00:17:18.000 I go to the most expensive restaurants in the world, and none of it tastes as good as $10 jerk chicken anyway.
00:17:24.000 But I go there, and I don't even expect a nice meal.
00:17:29.000 That's how rich I am.
00:17:31.000 I walk into the best restaurant and sit down and go, I don't even expect this to taste good, and I'm gonna pay your scam bill anyway.
00:17:40.000 Can I have the chicken parmesan? 0.99
00:17:43.000 And then they'll accidentally fuck up the order because some woman took it. 1.00
00:17:49.000 And they'll bring me a fucking, I don't know, rigatoni or some crap. 0.99
00:17:52.000 And I won't even mention it. 0.99
00:17:53.000 I'm such a nice guy.
00:17:55.000 I don't even mention it.
00:17:56.000 I'll just eat my rigatoni.
00:17:57.000 I'll just sit there and just eat my rigatoni and just go, yeah, I didn't even ask for this.
00:18:01.000 How was it?
00:18:02.000 Mid.
00:18:03.000 It was mid.
00:18:04.000 I had to cover it in salt and Tabasco.
00:18:07.000 How was your dinner, sir?
00:18:08.000 Fine.
00:18:09.000 Take my card.
00:18:10.000 I have stuff to do. 1.00
00:18:12.000 Who gives a fuck? 0.99
00:18:15.000 And you're smelling fruit? 1.00
00:18:18.000 You're smelling fucking fruit and you don't want to kill yourself. 1.00
00:18:21.000 You're smelling fruit and you don't hate yourself. 1.00
00:18:24.000 You're going to sit there and smell grapes and then go home to your house and look in the bathroom mirror after a shower and not seriously consider just jumping off a fucking bridge. 0.99
00:18:35.000 You're going to look at yourself in the mirror and go, I had a good day today. 0.99
00:18:38.000 I'm a great person with unique thoughts and feelings.
00:18:41.000 I shouldn't kill myself.
00:18:44.000 Guess what?
00:18:45.000 Newsflash.
00:18:48.000 Newsflash. 1.00
00:18:50.000 You suck. 1.00
00:18:52.000 I eat the wrong dish. 1.00
00:18:54.000 I drink the orange juice. 1.00
00:18:56.000 I don't care if my fucking water's been corked. 0.99
00:19:01.000 I've had enough. 1.00
00:19:04.000 Okay? 1.00
00:19:05.000 So when I walk into an expensive restaurant, and I do it often, if you're thinking about sniffing grapes around me, I'm gonna have to take your mid bitch. 1.00
00:19:16.000 Because she agrees with me. 1.00
00:19:18.000 If I sit down and say, guys, Hello, nice to meet you both.
00:19:21.000 We're about to have a moment of truth.
00:19:23.000 I know you don't know me.
00:19:24.000 In fact, you do know me.
00:19:25.000 Everyone knows me, Andrew Tate, Top G.
00:19:27.000 I know you don't know me, but I'm here.
00:19:29.000 We're going to have a moment of truth.
00:19:31.000 You're sniffing grapes. 0.99
00:19:32.000 Excuse me, lady of the table. 0.94
00:19:34.000 Can you admit that you think your man is a punk? 1.00
00:19:38.000 She'll go, yeah, he looks like a bitch. 1.00
00:19:40.000 He's sniffing grapes. 1.00
00:19:41.000 He's probably gay and wants other men. 1.00
00:19:44.000 Exactly. 1.00
00:19:44.000 Would you like some orange juice with my bitches? 1.00
00:19:51.000 Someone's going to do something. 1.00
00:19:54.000 None of you are doing anything. 0.99
00:19:55.000 I'm out here by myself, the only guy with a fucking plan. 0.98
00:19:58.000 It's not a perfect plan, but it's a plan. 0.98
00:20:01.000 I'm the only guy out here trying to put an end to this. 1.00
00:20:04.000 We're blowing children to smithereens in the Middle East. 1.00
00:20:08.000 The entire economy is corruption and fraud. 1.00
00:20:11.000 The political system is broken.
00:20:14.000 Nobody can pay their bills.
00:20:15.000 Everything's collapsing.
00:20:17.000 And you're sitting there going, oh, I love Sauvignon Blanc. 1.00
00:20:22.000 The fuck is wrong with you, people? 1.00
00:20:24.000 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1.00
00:20:27.000 Give me my overpriced rigatoni and let me eat this slop so I can get out of here before I catch another fucking case. 1.00
00:20:34.000 The fuck? 1.00
00:20:45.000 I'll eat a Tesco fucking meal deal for 20 grand. 1.00
00:20:47.000 That's how rich I am. 1.00
00:20:49.000 I'm so rich.
00:20:50.000 You can bring me the four pound Tesco meal deal on a plate.
00:20:54.000 You can put it under one of those silver platters and take it off.
00:20:57.000 And it's like prawn cocktail and salt and vinegar crisps and an oasis from Tesco.
00:21:04.000 My English people know exactly what I'm talking about.
00:21:06.000 And I'll sit there and go, how much?
00:21:07.000 And they'll be like, $21,000.
00:21:08.000 I'll be like, yeah, fine.
00:21:10.000 Fine.
00:21:11.000 I'm full now.
00:21:12.000 Am I satisfied?
00:21:14.000 No, but I'm full.
00:21:16.000 Am I ever really going to be satisfied? 0.99
00:21:18.000 Would I feel any better if I started sniffing the fucking oasis and asking when it was bald? 1.00
00:21:23.000 Get a life. 1.00
00:21:25.000 Get a fucking life. 1.00
00:21:27.000 These are the same kind of men who wash their hands after they piss. 1.00
00:21:33.000 That needs to also end. 1.00
00:21:34.000 We need to put an end to this washing your hands after you piss crap. 0.99
00:21:39.000 Everyone is amazed when I walk into a bathroom, when I mix with you peasants, when I go to a public establishment. 0.99
00:21:46.000 And everyone's like, oh my God, Andrew Tate.
00:21:48.000 Oh my God, Top G.
00:21:49.000 Oh my God.
00:21:49.000 And I walk in the bathroom and piss and then just walk straight out without washing my hands.
00:21:54.000 Everyone just watches me because I'm famous.
00:21:56.000 They just watch me flabbergasted.
00:21:57.000 They're just like, they're sitting there washing their hands and they're just like, he didn't wash his hands.
00:22:03.000 Why would I wash my hands? 0.99
00:22:04.000 My dick ain't dirty. 1.00
00:22:06.000 Why is your dick so dirty? 1.00
00:22:08.000 What are you doing with it? 1.00
00:22:10.000 Where are you putting it? 1.00
00:22:11.000 Are you putting off men's bums? 1.00
00:22:13.000 Is that why it's so dirty? 1.00
00:22:14.000 You don't want to touch your own penis because you're putting off men's bums. 1.00
00:22:17.000 I don't do that. 1.00
00:22:18.000 And I don't piss on my hands. 0.99
00:22:21.000 So what the fuck is this whole wash your hands after you piss thing? 0.99
00:22:25.000 Why is everyone so amazed if you don't wash? 0.99
00:22:27.000 I don't wash my hands after my piss. 1.00
00:22:32.000 The fuck are you going to do about it? 1.00
00:22:33.000 Don't shake my hand then. 1.00
00:22:35.000 I don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:22:37.000 If you don't wash your hands, I won't shake your hand. 1.00
00:22:38.000 I'm important.
00:22:39.000 You're nobody.
00:22:40.000 I want to shake your hand anyway. 1.00
00:22:41.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00
00:22:42.000 Go order some Sauvignon Blanc, pussy nigger, with your fucking mid. 1.00
00:22:48.000 I have had it up to here. 1.00
00:23:00.000 I've seen full grown men order things at restaurants that aren't even on the menu.
00:23:07.000 They'll sit there and go, oh, yeah, the chicken looks good, but can I have it with mushrooms and some broccoli on the side and then maybe some rice? 0.99
00:23:17.000 That's not on the fucking menu. 0.99
00:23:20.000 The menu's chicken parmesan. 0.99
00:23:22.000 And now you're talking about broccoli, rice.
00:23:26.000 Like, you people have never lived in the real world.
00:23:28.000 You know what I would do if I was a chef?
00:23:33.000 I already hate my life, right?
00:23:35.000 And I try and like go out at night and get girls by convincing them my job's super high pressure. 1.00
00:23:40.000 You know, like Gordon Ramsay and all these chefs do this shit. 0.98
00:23:43.000 You meet a girl and you're like, oh man, I've been working so hard. 0.99
00:23:46.000 I'm so stressed.
00:23:46.000 They're like, are you a firefighter?
00:23:49.000 Oh, no.
00:23:50.000 Are you an anti terror police?
00:23:52.000 Oh, no.
00:23:54.000 Are you on the bomb squad?
00:23:56.000 Are you a Wall Street banker?
00:23:57.000 Are you trading trillions?
00:23:59.000 No, no, actually, I'm a chef.
00:24:01.000 It's really hard.
00:24:02.000 It's really hard.
00:24:03.000 It's a really high pressure environment.
00:24:04.000 Yes, chef! 1.00
00:24:08.000 And the girl just looks at you like, I'm never having sex with you, ever. 1.00
00:24:12.000 I'm a chef. 0.99
00:24:13.000 I already hate my life. 1.00
00:24:14.000 I'm trying to convince girls my job's hard and everyone knows it's just fucking shit. 1.00
00:24:17.000 And I'm only doing it because I'm poor. 1.00
00:24:19.000 Because if I was rich, I wouldn't do it.
00:24:21.000 I'm a chef and the order comes in.
00:24:24.000 A guy would like a chicken parmesan, but with rice and broccoli and mushrooms. 0.99
00:24:27.000 I'm like, that's not the fucking dish. 0.96
00:24:30.000 I just take the ticket and go, who wrote this down? 0.99
00:24:35.000 And the waitress would be like, me, that's what he asked for. 0.99
00:24:38.000 I say, he's about to get fucking chicken from the floor with a side of my spit. 0.99
00:24:45.000 Oh, you want a special dish? 0.99
00:24:47.000 I'll make you something special.
00:24:49.000 Get a nice glass of wine to wash it down. 0.99
00:24:51.000 That's not on the fucking menu. 0.99
00:24:53.000 What kind of full grown man walks into a restaurant and goes, um, yeah, dog, can I have dog? 1.00
00:25:00.000 Choose what's on the menu.
00:25:02.000 I don't even choose from the menu. 1.00
00:25:03.000 I'm such a fucking boss. 0.99
00:25:04.000 I just walk in there. 1.00
00:25:05.000 I swear to God, do you know what I do when I sit down?
00:25:08.000 They're like, what would you like?
00:25:09.000 I'm like, food, bro.
00:25:11.000 What food?
00:25:11.000 Some meat.
00:25:13.000 For the table, I'm with 10 people. 1.00
00:25:14.000 I'm like, just bring some chicken, some steaks, fucking lamb, a veal, kill a shark, kill a whale, kill a penguin, kill fucking. 1.00
00:25:21.000 I don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:25:22.000 Bring food. 0.99
00:25:24.000 Put food.
00:25:24.000 I'm in a restaurant.
00:25:27.000 Bring me food.
00:25:29.000 Imagine I sat there.
00:25:30.000 Oh, I've seen on the menu that this looks good, but can you remove the tomatoes? 0.99
00:25:35.000 Fucking, what is going on? 1.00
00:25:40.000 You are losing your nations. 1.00
00:25:42.000 The entire world is corrupt.
00:25:45.000 The political system, the educational system, the judicial system, everything is corrupted.
00:25:50.000 All of your money is inflated. 1.00
00:25:52.000 They are bringing in a billion Indians and they're going to feed you curry slop for eternity. 1.00
00:25:58.000 And you're sitting there worried about tomatoes and fucking grapes. 1.00
00:26:01.000 What's wrong with you, white people? 1.00
00:26:04.000 Wake up. 1.00
00:26:05.000 Wake up. 0.57
00:26:06.000 It's always some white guy doing, wake up.
00:26:09.000 Where's Nick Fuentes? 1.00
00:26:11.000 Get your fucking people together. 1.00
00:26:13.000 Get your priorities straight. 1.00
00:26:15.000 Who gives a shit? 1.00
00:26:17.000 Jesus Christ. 0.99
00:26:38.000 My sandwiches are.
00:26:40.000 I think the bread is overdone.
00:26:45.000 Enough is enough, you know? 1.00
00:26:47.000 There has to be a point you look in the mirror and just realize you're a fucking retard. 1.00
00:26:51.000 If you catch yourself sniffing grapes out of a glass, you need to just look in the mirror and go, I failed as a man. 1.00
00:26:59.000 All of my ancestors who fought saber toothed tigers, who died at the Battle of Austerlitz, all my fucking ancestors, my ancestors died. 0.96
00:27:11.000 In a World War II submarine, they got hit by depth charges under the ocean and they drown in a World War II submarine, paralyzed in fear. 0.98
00:27:22.000 The freezing cold black Atlantic flooding the cabin where they stood no chance of survival. 0.99
00:27:31.000 Just for me to be born so I can sniff fucking grapes. 1.00
00:27:36.000 What are you doing? 1.00
00:27:38.000 What are you doing with your life? 0.99
00:27:44.000 It's fucking remarkable to me. 0.99
00:27:46.000 Imagine you could go back in time and meet your great, great, great, great granddad and sit him down for a lunch. 0.99
00:27:52.000 Oh, yo, I've got really nice wine, my favorite wine. 0.99
00:27:56.000 He'd just sit there and go, I shouldn't have even fucked your grandma, bro. 1.00
00:27:58.000 This is not even worth the sex. 1.00
00:28:00.000 This isn't worth the calories. 1.00
00:28:03.000 I had two pieces of bread this week, which I had to steal from the market and fight the fucking Royal Imperial Guard with their swords as they tried to behead me for being a thief. 1.00
00:28:14.000 Just to get enough calories to pump your grandma so that you can fucking appear. 0.99
00:28:20.000 What are you doing with your life? 0.99
00:28:21.000 Sniffing grapes and asking for things that ain't on the menu. 1.00
00:28:28.000 Fucking joke ting, bro. 0.99
00:28:30.000 Joke ting. 1.00