00:05:56.000But there are some niggles, you know?1.00
00:05:58.000When God made the world, he put some niggles in.1.00
00:06:02.000I think it's primarily to keep me on my toes.1.00
00:06:06.000Sometimes, I wonder if I'm in a version of the Truman Show.
00:06:10.000I sit there and go, the most famous man in the world, all this money, all these women, all this relevance, criminal charges, everyone talking about me all the time, me, me, me.
00:07:47.000And then the woman comes over and she gets the bottle of wine and then she pours a little bit in the glass and he does that fucking thing.0.99
00:07:54.000And he's sitting there with his suit on.1.00
00:08:00.000Sniffing it like a fucking dog's butthole.1.00
00:08:03.000Like he's a dog sniffing a fucking butthole.1.00
00:17:05.000Poor people go to a really expensive restaurant and they order something and then it comes out and they're like, oh, yeah, can we change this?
00:18:18.000You're smelling fucking fruit and you don't want to kill yourself.1.00
00:18:21.000You're smelling fruit and you don't hate yourself.1.00
00:18:24.000You're going to sit there and smell grapes and then go home to your house and look in the bathroom mirror after a shower and not seriously consider just jumping off a fucking bridge.0.99
00:18:35.000You're going to look at yourself in the mirror and go, I had a good day today.0.99
00:18:38.000I'm a great person with unique thoughts and feelings.
00:19:05.000So when I walk into an expensive restaurant, and I do it often, if you're thinking about sniffing grapes around me, I'm gonna have to take your mid bitch.1.00
00:23:00.000I've seen full grown men order things at restaurants that aren't even on the menu.
00:23:07.000They'll sit there and go, oh, yeah, the chicken looks good, but can I have it with mushrooms and some broccoli on the side and then maybe some rice?0.99
00:26:47.000There has to be a point you look in the mirror and just realize you're a fucking retard.1.00
00:26:51.000If you catch yourself sniffing grapes out of a glass, you need to just look in the mirror and go, I failed as a man.1.00
00:26:59.000All of my ancestors who fought saber toothed tigers, who died at the Battle of Austerlitz, all my fucking ancestors, my ancestors died.0.96
00:27:11.000In a World War II submarine, they got hit by depth charges under the ocean and they drown in a World War II submarine, paralyzed in fear.0.98
00:27:22.000The freezing cold black Atlantic flooding the cabin where they stood no chance of survival.0.99
00:27:31.000Just for me to be born so I can sniff fucking grapes.1.00
00:28:03.000I had two pieces of bread this week, which I had to steal from the market and fight the fucking Royal Imperial Guard with their swords as they tried to behead me for being a thief.1.00
00:28:14.000Just to get enough calories to pump your grandma so that you can fucking appear.0.99
00:28:20.000What are you doing with your life?0.99
00:28:21.000Sniffing grapes and asking for things that ain't on the menu.1.00