Tate Speech - June 17, 2026


EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 142 - BEEF


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Length

25 minutes

Words per minute

151.32

Word count

3,851

Sentence count

393

Harmful content

Misogyny

51

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Toxicity

126

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Hate speech

45

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You get to a certain level of A list fame where you have achieved everything that matters. You have beautiful children, you have lots of money, everyone knows your name. But there's something I don't know. And I realised I need to indulge and go down this rabbit hole and learn about it.

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00:02:29.000 Hi, friends.
00:02:32.000 I've been told off on Twitter.
00:02:35.000 Someone told me off and said that I don't read my super chats.
00:02:39.000 And I do read my super chats, but sometimes I miss them because I'm in the middle of a flow.
00:02:44.000 You know, I'm in the middle of keeping the action coming.
00:02:47.000 I should probably do all the super chats at the end. 1.00
00:02:51.000 I should probably become a white nationalist and get a little robot voice that says, I like Hitler, and sit there and go, You're a retard. 1.00
00:02:58.000 I should probably do that. 0.99
00:02:59.000 So for this show, I promise any super chat I'm going to read out.
00:03:05.000 We're going to read out every single super chat.
00:03:07.000 I've learned my lesson.
00:03:09.000 I understand what you want me to do.
00:03:11.000 I'm going to get it done.
00:03:13.000 And the reason we're doing today's emergency meeting is I actually need your help at home.
00:03:18.000 You know, you get to a level in life where you can indulge, where you've achieved everything that matters.
00:03:26.000 You have beautiful children, you have lots of money, everyone knows your name.
00:03:30.000 It doesn't matter if you go into a steakhouse in San Francisco.
00:03:33.000 Los Angeles, Dallas, Texas, Chicago, Miami, New York, jump across the pond, London, Switzerland, doesn't make a difference.
00:03:44.000 Romania, Moscow, anywhere you go to a steakhouse, Bangkok, people are like, Mr. Tate, would you like the VIP room?
00:03:53.000 The meal's on us.
00:03:54.000 You get to a certain level of A list fame where you've achieved basically everything.
00:03:58.000 But I've realized there's something I don't know.
00:04:02.000 I thought I knew it all.
00:04:04.000 But there's something I don't know, which is very surprising because, as a man who knows everything, I got asked a question the other day and I didn't have the answer for it.
00:04:11.000 And I realized I need to indulge and go down this rabbit hole and learn about it.
00:04:15.000 First, let me log into my laptop because. 0.99
00:04:33.000 One second, French. 1.00
00:04:48.000 All right, that'll take a while. 0.85
00:04:49.000 You know what?
00:04:50.000 This is just the universe.
00:04:54.000 I promised to read the super chats.
00:04:56.000 My laptop has been logged in so I can see the super chats every single emergency meeting for the last two years.
00:05:02.000 And today, for some reason, I'm logged out and I have to log back in.
00:05:05.000 The day I promised to read them, normally I'd just ignore them and log in for the next show and just ignore the super chats.
00:05:12.000 But I promised to read them.
00:05:14.000 So now I have to log in because I made a promise. 0.99
00:05:17.000 This is the universe teaching me for having a big fucking mouth. 1.00
00:05:21.000 Typical. 1.00
00:05:22.000 One second.
00:05:31.000 Almost there.
00:05:34.000 And then I'm going to start my whole terrain again.
00:05:36.000 Because with the gap, it's not funny.
00:05:40.000 And, you know, I'm a funny guy.
00:05:43.000 So I want to make you all laugh.
00:05:45.000 Because I'm hilarious.
00:05:47.000 Where are we?
00:05:48.000 Are we in?
00:05:49.000 We're in.
00:05:50.000 Right.
00:05:51.000 I'm reading every single super chat.
00:05:53.000 We're back in the game.
00:05:54.000 Let's start.
00:05:55.000 Right.
00:05:56.000 Start again.
00:05:58.000 So let me give you some comedic lessons.
00:06:00.000 First of all, build this up.
00:06:00.000 So, because I'm building up your expectation.
00:06:03.000 Because you don't know what I'm going to say.
00:06:05.000 And then when I finally reveal what I'm going to say, you're going to be like, ah, I didn't expect that.
00:06:10.000 And then you're going to snigger and go, huh, that's pretty funny.
00:06:13.000 That's how it works, you know?
00:06:15.000 So I'm going to start again because I'm a comedic expert.
00:06:19.000 So basically, you get to a certain level in life where you've achieved everything.
00:06:25.000 You have beautiful children.
00:06:27.000 You can go in a steakhouse, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Dallas, Texas, Chicago, Miami, New York, across the pond, London, Switzerland, Romania.
00:06:37.000 Doesn't make a difference.
00:06:38.000 Anywhere you go, people know your name.
00:06:40.000 Bangkok.
00:06:41.000 Mr. Tate, would you like to come and sit down?
00:06:44.000 The meal's on us.
00:06:44.000 Would you like the VIP room?
00:06:46.000 Because you get really famous and you have beautiful children and lots of money.
00:06:50.000 You've achieved basically everything.
00:06:52.000 And when you've achieved basically everything, normally you're considered one of those lucky guys.
00:06:57.000 But I'm also considered something else.
00:06:59.000 I'm considered a bastion of knowledge.
00:07:01.000 People like, not only has he achieved everything, not only does he have everything, but he knows everything.
00:07:06.000 And people ask me questions.
00:07:08.000 They invite me on podcasts to talk about dating.
00:07:11.000 They invite me on podcasts to talk about geopolitics.
00:07:13.000 They invite me on podcasts to talk about money.
00:07:15.000 They invite me on podcasts to talk about cars.
00:07:17.000 They invite me on podcasts to talk about everything because I know everything except for one subject.
00:07:21.000 There's one subject I got asked a question about and I didn't know the answer.
00:07:26.000 And because I didn't know the answer, I've realized I need to research this.
00:07:31.000 And because I have to research it, I need all of your help.
00:07:34.000 I need your help to learn about this very important subject because there are podcasts on this subject and I don't know anything else about it.
00:07:41.000 So, I need you guys to help me.
00:07:43.000 We are going to learn.
00:07:45.000 And I need to learn.
00:07:46.000 Meaning, you're going to research and send me emails and tweets about the very important subject.
00:07:53.000 It's a very important subject which affects the culture we live within.
00:07:59.000 And I know nothing about it. 0.98
00:08:00.000 I am so ignorant. 0.94
00:08:02.000 And I apologize in advance for going through life completely unaware about this massive, cataclysmic, huge subsect of the culture. 0.99
00:08:15.000 That I had no knowledge of.
00:08:18.000 I've decided to dedicate the next six months of my life learning about rap beef. 0.97
00:08:29.000 Did you know that one rapper on one of his songs, I think it was the eighth song of his mixtape that never got released and no one ever listened to, he said, Hey nigger, I see you in that hat. 0.98
00:08:45.000 You're looking kind of thin, although you used to be fat. 0.71
00:08:49.000 And that might have been a diss for the other rapper who wore a hat in 2013.
00:08:57.000 Cold.
00:09:01.000 Now, I need to dedicate time to learning about this. 0.93
00:09:05.000 I need to dedicate time to the fact that somebody on a song no one gives a fuck about made a lyric which doesn't even say some guy's name.
00:09:13.000 It half aims at some other guy for something that happened a decade ago.
00:09:16.000 And this is a big deal.
00:09:18.000 And this super matters.
00:09:19.000 Because that guy, he then released a freestyle.
00:09:23.000 He released a freestyle and he said, Yo, I know I'm wearing my hat, but I won't take it back.
00:09:31.000 Don't come to my city because me and the niggas clap. 1.00
00:09:38.000 It's like, shit. 1.00
00:09:40.000 And then, I mean, obviously, this guy's, this is super important. 1.00
00:09:46.000 It's like, how have I been missing out on this?
00:09:50.000 When I insult somebody, I say, Hello, Mike, Michael.
00:09:54.000 Hi, Mike. 1.00
00:09:55.000 Your wife's ugly, Mike. 1.00
00:09:57.000 But that's not what they do in Rat Beefs. 0.98
00:10:00.000 They release a song and they say, I know a guy who I don't really like. 1.00
00:10:08.000 Fucking a fat bitch. 1.00
00:10:18.000 She needs to go on a hike. 1.00
00:10:20.000 Sorry, I had to think of that.
00:10:21.000 And the point I'm making is they don't even say the person's name. 0.98
00:10:24.000 They don't say, yo, fucking, who's a rapper? 0.97
00:10:27.000 Who's a rapper nowadays? 0.99
00:10:28.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:10:29.000 Coolio, you suck. 1.00
00:10:31.000 They don't say, yo, Coolio, you suck. 1.00
00:10:33.000 They say something about Coolio that might be about him and isn't kind of really about him and it rhymes a bit. 0.98
00:10:41.000 And I'm supposed to listen to every rap song ever made. 0.88
00:10:45.000 All of the crap ones that are at the back of the album that nobody cares about. 1.00
00:10:49.000 I have to listen to all of this shit. 0.99
00:10:51.000 Decode the lyrics, write it all down, and work out which lyrics could be applied to which other rapper, and then listen to his new crap so I can see what happens when he claps back. 1.00
00:11:03.000 Because that super duper matters. 0.98
00:11:08.000 Guys, how could I have gone through life not knowing who fucking Drake was beefing with? 0.90
00:11:17.000 Or, like, I read something, so I wanted to research for this show, right? 0.92
00:11:20.000 So I read, I was like, Grok, which rappers are beefing?
00:11:23.000 And it said, Drake is beefing.
00:11:25.000 Because of the Super Bowl and Lamar or something, and Jay Z had a freestyle.
00:11:32.000 It's like, bro, I don't have time. 1.00
00:11:36.000 What the fuck? 0.99
00:11:38.000 Am I supposed to know this stuff? 1.00
00:11:43.000 Am I supposed to know this?
00:11:45.000 I mean, my dad was black.
00:11:47.000 Am I supposed to know what's going on?
00:11:49.000 Have I lost my black card?
00:11:52.000 You know?
00:11:53.000 I mean, I'd love for someone to surmise it for me and just explain it all.
00:11:59.000 Really succinctly, compendiously.
00:12:02.000 Just give me the overview.
00:12:04.000 You know, because I don't think I have time for all this, but I feel like I might be losing my black card. 0.99
00:12:09.000 So I was like, shit. 0.99
00:12:11.000 So I cheated on my girl, still felt fine, didn't care about that. 1.00
00:12:16.000 Checked, still got a bunch of baby mamas, yeah.
00:12:19.000 Diamond chains when I'm out the house, yeah.
00:12:21.000 Indictments, criminal cases, yeah. 0.99
00:12:23.000 So maybe I am still black, but I just don't know much about these rap fucking things. 0.99
00:12:27.000 I don't know anything about it. 0.98
00:12:30.000 The only musical artist I'm interested in following.
00:12:33.000 Is Britney Spears. 0.99
00:12:36.000 Britney Spears is fucking hilarious. 0.96
00:12:39.000 I'm the biggest Britney Spears fan. 0.97
00:12:41.000 I have Britney Spears. 1.00
00:12:42.000 Leave Britney alone. 1.00
00:12:45.000 Have you seen her doing her dances on Instagram? 1.00
00:12:47.000 Like she sits in her house and like she's off the meds and she gets two knives randomly and starts going. 1.00
00:12:54.000 Well, this bitch is nuts. 1.00
00:12:58.000 That's my good. 1.00
00:12:59.000 You know what? 0.99
00:13:00.000 You were a baddie. 0.95
00:13:03.000 You see her at 19, 20 years old. 0.99
00:13:05.000 She was a baddie. 1.00
00:13:06.000 She was the hottest girl in the world, most famous woman in the world, lost her mind a bit, you know, went loopy, shaved her head, took a bunch of drugs. 1.00
00:13:14.000 Now she's off the drugs and she's dancing around in circles. 0.99
00:13:18.000 You know, at least she's interesting. 1.00
00:13:21.000 I think she'd be interesting to talk to. 1.00
00:13:24.000 If I could go for dinner with a rapper who's going to sit there and sneak diss some other rapper or Britney Spears, I'd choose Britney Spears any day of the week. 1.00
00:13:32.000 Any day of the week. 1.00
00:13:34.000 And I'd just sit there and try and say shit that makes her more crazy. 1.00
00:13:37.000 Like, hey, Britney, you know, uh, Yeah, the angels. 1.00
00:13:42.000 It's the angels that gave you the strength to fight against the people who tried to betray you.
00:13:49.000 An angel spoke to me in my dream once, and they kept saying, Brittany, Brittany.
00:13:54.000 And she'd be sitting there like, Yeah, yeah, I saw an angel.
00:13:56.000 I saw an angel.
00:13:58.000 Like dancing with the knives at the dinner table.
00:14:01.000 See, now we're talking.
00:14:02.000 Now this seems like a fun night out. 1.00
00:14:05.000 Well, I'm going to sit there with some fucking black guy. 1.00
00:14:08.000 Pfft. 1.00
00:14:13.000 I drive a Cadillac Impala.
00:14:16.000 You don't know your fada.
00:14:19.000 Tristan has a lot of.
00:14:21.000 Anyway, super chats.
00:14:22.000 I promise to read every single super chat.
00:14:23.000 So we're going to start here.
00:14:26.000 Tate, I quit my job three years ago.
00:14:28.000 I listened to your podcast.
00:14:29.000 Now I run a business employing over 20 people.
00:14:31.000 Thank you, my G from Ireland.
00:14:33.000 You're very welcome, sir.
00:14:35.000 All I ever do is give everybody good advice.
00:14:37.000 My advice has always been flawless.
00:14:39.000 Everything I tell people to do is good for them.
00:14:41.000 I'm a positive influence, which is why the Matrix hates me.
00:14:44.000 Congratulations, sir.
00:14:45.000 I wish you the absolute success.
00:14:48.000 And I look forward to seeing you inside of the real world.
00:14:50.000 Tay, I watch every emergency meeting and podcast.
00:14:52.000 You're the most influential person to me ever.
00:14:54.000 Thank you.
00:14:55.000 I'm a uni student and I'm trying to balance the real world and school advice and school advice on time management/slash ADHD.
00:15:07.000 You know, I don't believe that anybody is struggling with time management.
00:15:14.000 Let me tell you why.
00:15:17.000 I run the largest online educational platform on the planet.
00:15:21.000 I have seven criminal cases in seven different countries.
00:15:25.000 I have been to 19 countries so far this year, and I need to be traveling a minimum three weeks per month.
00:15:31.000 I train every single day.
00:15:33.000 I have six baby mamas with double digit children.
00:15:38.000 I have double digit houses to look after.
00:15:40.000 I have 100 cars to look after.
00:15:41.000 Like, how am I getting all this done? 0.98
00:15:44.000 How often are you jerking off? 0.99
00:15:47.000 If you're really that low on time, how often are you jerking off? 0.98
00:15:53.000 It's amazing how inefficient people are with their time and their life in general.
00:15:57.000 You just need to optimize.
00:15:59.000 You shouldn't be cleaning because cleaners are cheap.
00:16:01.000 You shouldn't be cooking because cooking is the biggest waste of time on the planet.
00:16:05.000 Lowest possible ROI activity.
00:16:07.000 Order some food, eat the calories, get back to it, and get to work. 0.99
00:16:11.000 Cut the bullshit, optimize, and work. 0.99
00:16:13.000 It's really not that hard to do. 1.00
00:16:16.000 Hello, Top G.
00:16:17.000 I wanted to ask you is it normal to feel lonely in my self improvement journey and everyone is fucking occupied by distractions? 0.98
00:16:24.000 How to find the people who do not lose their time on shit. 0.98
00:16:27.000 Very simple answer get inside the real world. 0.99
00:16:30.000 You know, God, when He created us all, decided who was going to be a winner and who was going to be a loser.
00:16:35.000 Some people are born to lose.
00:16:37.000 Some people are so destined to lose that even if you explain to them exactly how to win and you try and help them do it, they still don't want to win.
00:16:44.000 They'd rather watch Netflix.
00:16:47.000 You shouldn't know those kind of people. 0.70
00:16:49.000 They're only going to drag you down and be jealous of your success.
00:16:52.000 You are the sum of the five people you spend the most time with.
00:16:55.000 So, for that reason, the easiest way to win in life is to curate the circle of people you spend time with.
00:17:02.000 If you're inside of the real world speaking to the real world students, everyone else you talk to is winning or trying to win.
00:17:07.000 Now you're going to become a winner.
00:17:08.000 It's really that simple.
00:17:10.000 And I ask you guys at home, genuinely, what else is there to believe in now?
00:17:16.000 Besides rap beefs, what else is there to believe in?
00:17:20.000 Rap beefs, Britney Spears.
00:17:22.000 Okay, we believe in those.
00:17:24.000 But hasn't this last few years proved to you that politics is never going to change your life or fix anything?
00:17:30.000 You already knew school's not going to change your life or fix anything.
00:17:33.000 You already knew that inflation's coming to wreck you.
00:17:37.000 You already knew you're not going to buy a house.
00:17:39.000 You already understood that the judicial system is a scam.
00:17:43.000 You believed in crypto for a while.
00:17:45.000 Well, that ain't going to work.
00:17:46.000 Like, besides yourself and your team and the people you hang around with, who is left to believe in?
00:17:52.000 This is the era of self belief.
00:17:54.000 You need to look in the mirror and understand nothing ever is going to come save you.
00:17:58.000 And let me ask you a question Who, which influencer, since the last For the last five years, since the dawn of his career, has been hammering you saying it's all on you.
00:18:10.000 You got to join the war room, join the rear world, join the right team.
00:18:12.000 It's all on you.
00:18:13.000 You're the only one who can save this.
00:18:15.000 You're the only one who can make this work. 0.99
00:18:17.000 You're the only one who can fuck this up. 0.91
00:18:18.000 You can pull this off. 0.99
00:18:20.000 You can do it.
00:18:21.000 Name someone else who was screaming that besides me.
00:18:24.000 Imagine you listened to me years ago.
00:18:27.000 I barely follow politics anymore.
00:18:29.000 That's why I follow rap beefs.
00:18:31.000 I barely follow politics.
00:18:33.000 I see people tweeting, oh, oh, the libs.
00:18:36.000 The libs.
00:18:37.000 What do you mean the libs?
00:18:38.000 There is no left.
00:18:39.000 There is no right.
00:18:40.000 There are no libs.
00:18:41.000 There are no conservatives. 1.00
00:18:42.000 There's a bunch of fucking shit munchers. 1.00
00:18:44.000 Everyone sucks. 1.00
00:18:46.000 They suck on the left. 1.00
00:18:47.000 They suck on the right. 1.00
00:18:48.000 They suck if they're conservative. 1.00
00:18:50.000 They suck if they're liberal. 1.00
00:18:51.000 Democrat, Republican, they suck. 1.00
00:18:53.000 White people suck. 1.00
00:18:54.000 Black people suck. 1.00
00:18:55.000 Men suck. 1.00
00:18:56.000 Women suck. 1.00
00:18:57.000 Politicians suck. 1.00
00:18:58.000 Every country sucks. 1.00
00:19:00.000 It all sucks. 1.00
00:19:01.000 The only thing that I can rely on is me to have loads of money. 0.99
00:19:04.000 That's it.
00:19:06.000 Me and my team to have loads of money.
00:19:09.000 That is it.
00:19:12.000 And you need to be the exact same.
00:19:13.000 Superchats over $50 from now on.
00:19:18.000 Just graduated from the AI campus in the real world by reaching the leaderboard.
00:19:21.000 Congratulations, sir.
00:19:22.000 Building the largest British history brand, already reaching 10 million plus a month.
00:19:27.000 But this is just the start.
00:19:28.000 Acting with speed.
00:19:30.000 Congratulations.
00:19:31.000 Speed wins.
00:19:32.000 Speed wins in all things.
00:19:34.000 A plane does not fall out of the sky because of speed.
00:19:37.000 You must act quickly.
00:19:39.000 If you're considering joining the real world, you need to do it right now.
00:19:42.000 If you do it in 10 minutes from now, that's 10 minutes you have wasted, 10 minutes you could have earned money during.
00:19:48.000 The faster you act, the more successful you'll be.
00:19:51.000 You don't need to act smart.
00:19:53.000 You don't even need to work that hard.
00:19:55.000 You need to work fast.
00:19:56.000 Fast.
00:19:57.000 I have an idea.
00:19:57.000 Do it.
00:19:58.000 I have an idea.
00:19:58.000 Do it.
00:19:59.000 I have an idea.
00:19:59.000 Go, Just try everything and go.
00:20:03.000 Win, lose, don't care.
00:20:04.000 You can outrun depression.
00:20:06.000 You can outrun your losses.
00:20:07.000 You can outrun all the negative by just trying and endlessly attacking.
00:20:11.000 That's who you have to be.
00:20:12.000 Daddy World Tour.
00:20:13.000 I've been on a tour around the world working on something.
00:20:16.000 And that is why.
00:20:18.000 It is very important that everybody who's watching this show downloads the Rumble wallet.
00:20:22.000 I'm going to put a QR code on the screen right now.
00:20:26.000 It's completely free.
00:20:27.000 If you're the real world student, you're going to know about it further in advance than everybody else.
00:20:31.000 You're going to need this wallet, and the wallet is free.
00:20:34.000 Download it for free now.
00:20:36.000 I'm glad you asked that question.
00:20:37.000 Thank you very much. 0.87
00:20:39.000 So I've been distracted by you guys talking about unimportant bullshit like being motivated and making money.
00:20:44.000 Download the Rumble wallet. 0.88
00:20:44.000 You're going to need it. 0.88
00:20:45.000 Wait.
00:20:47.000 Wait.
00:20:49.000 There we go.
00:20:55.000 The Rumble wallet, completely free.
00:20:57.000 Download it.
00:20:57.000 You're going to need it on your phone.
00:20:58.000 You'll see why soon.
00:21:00.000 But I'd really like to talk more about rap beefs.
00:21:12.000 You know, I'm thinking, I had a whole thing I was going to say there, a whole spiel, but I'm going to get a bit unk for a second.
00:21:19.000 I remember how pure the world used to be.
00:21:23.000 Now, you guys are young.
00:21:24.000 You're not going to remember this, but I'm going to tell you a story.
00:21:28.000 Britney Spears got a boob job.
00:21:31.000 It must have been 2003 or 2004.
00:21:35.000 And it was wall to wall coverage in the MSM with wall to wall speculation. 0.99
00:21:42.000 Did she get a boob job? 1.00
00:21:43.000 Oh my God. 1.00
00:21:44.000 Oh my God.
00:21:45.000 Did she do it?
00:21:46.000 We can't tell. 1.00
00:21:47.000 Britney Spears got a boob job. 0.98
00:21:48.000 Everyone in school talked about it.
00:21:50.000 Everyone on the news talked about it.
00:21:52.000 Everyone in the newspapers talked about it.
00:21:54.000 It was before she shaved her head. 1.00
00:21:55.000 It was the biggest story in the world that Britney Spears got a boob job. 1.00
00:21:58.000 Who gives a fuck now if a girl gets a boob job? 1.00
00:22:01.000 I can't find a bitch without a boob job. 1.00
00:22:04.000 Every bitch I fucking meet has a boob job. 1.00
00:22:07.000 I haven't seen real tits in years. 1.00
00:22:10.000 And I'm tearing through them. 1.00
00:22:11.000 There's no real tits left. 1.00
00:22:14.000 RIP real titties. 1.00
00:22:16.000 They're all gone. 0.86
00:22:18.000 And I remember thinking, wow, this is such a big deal.
00:22:21.000 Even I bought the PSYOP. 0.90
00:22:23.000 Britney Spears had a boob job. 1.00
00:22:24.000 Now I'm older and I realize, well, I don't give a fuck. 0.99
00:22:26.000 And even more importantly, the world doesn't give a fuck about these things because the entire world has collapsed. 0.99
00:22:31.000 I remember when Britney Spears kissed Madonna at the MTV Awards and it was the biggest fucking deal ever. 0.99
00:22:35.000 Now you can go on Instagram and see a thousand girls kissing each other and nobody cares. 0.99
00:22:39.000 Celebrities kiss each other and nobody cares. 1.00
00:22:41.000 Every girl's got an OnlyFans. 1.00
00:22:42.000 Every girl's got a dildo up her ass. 1.00
00:22:44.000 Every girl's got fake tits. 1.00
00:22:45.000 BBL, they're all fucking, everything's just fallen. 1.00
00:22:48.000 In my generation, in my adult life, 10 to 15 years, everything's fallen apart. 1.00
00:22:55.000 A boob job used to matter.
00:22:56.000 Kissing a girl used to be like controversial.
00:22:59.000 What's controversial now?
00:23:01.000 Nothing's controversial anymore. 0.86
00:23:03.000 Nobody gives a fuck about anything. 0.97
00:23:05.000 We're all apathetic. 0.99
00:23:07.000 Nobody cares.
00:23:08.000 If Donald Trump and JD Vance were to stand up right now and say, we're outlawing money and everyone has to go broke, everyone would just release memes and just say, cool, all right, we'll just starve to death then. 0.99
00:23:18.000 Nobody gives a shit about anything anymore. 0.99
00:23:21.000 Nothing matters. 0.99
00:23:23.000 When did we all become so apathetic?
00:23:25.000 When did we lose our connection to the Matrix, to the source code?
00:23:29.000 Is it just me? 0.78
00:23:30.000 When I read the news and things happen, like a fucking terrible thing, something I should really care about, I'm just like, meh. 0.97
00:23:37.000 Meh. 0.98
00:23:39.000 I cared more about Britney Spears' boob job 15 years ago than I care about World War III today.
00:23:45.000 Am I getting old?
00:23:47.000 One in the chat, if you know what I'm talking about. 1.00
00:23:48.000 Am I getting old or is this just like the world's fucking lost its fucking mind? 0.99
00:23:54.000 Anyway, so on the next show, we're going to do a breakdown of some really big and important rap beefs. 0.99
00:24:03.000 And then I'm going to launch my rap career. 1.00
00:24:06.000 I'm going to come and clap back at these niggas who think that they can rhyme and bring the heat to my city. 1.00
00:24:16.000 That's my plan. 1.00
00:24:18.000 Because one of them said that, hey, that podcaster who lives over there. 1.00
00:24:27.000 The nigger is bald. 1.00
00:24:28.000 He's got no hair, but he has more money than me, and that ain't fair. 1.00
00:24:34.000 And finally, I'm going to clap back because now I care.
00:24:46.000 Yo, yo, dog.
00:24:51.000 In all of my emergency meetings, there's a hidden message.
00:24:53.000 And the hidden message that I'm trying to give you all here is that.
00:24:58.000 There are very few things you're supposed to care about in the world.
00:25:02.000 Rap beef doesn't matter.
00:25:04.000 Politics doesn't matter. 1.00
00:25:05.000 All this shit, none of it matters. 0.99
00:25:06.000 Find three or four good guys on the same level as you. 1.00
00:25:09.000 Focus on your money.
00:25:11.000 Have some children.
00:25:12.000 Level up.
00:25:13.000 Move country if your country gets out of control.
00:25:16.000 Have your money right.
00:25:17.000 Enjoy your life.
00:25:19.000 Enjoy raising your children and do the right thing.
00:25:22.000 Besides those things, the only thing you should care about, the only thing that matters, is Britney Spears.