00:08:57.000You know, sometimes I get the black thoughts.
00:09:00.000You just sit there, you've just been arrested for human trafficking, and you're sitting in Decaught HQ of Romania, and you have three armed guards standing next to you, and you're sitting there with your handcuffs on just thinking, I can grab that gun.
00:09:48.000That's how bad it's gotten with these fucking niggers.1.00
00:09:50.000So, considering you can't avoid the blacks and you can't avoid the women, how do you set up your life in the best possible way to enjoy the positives of these things?1.00
00:12:05.000First, I'm going to explain the mechanics of a HQ, and then I'm going to somehow try and play you a video of my HQ via this stream with Mr. Producing Aikido.
00:12:18.000So, the HQ, which stands for headquarters, is the central hub of your empire.
00:12:26.000You need a HQ in the middle, it is the central hub of your empire.
00:12:36.000Your empire's primary objective as a man is to make as much money as possible and to be as powerful and as important as possible.
00:12:45.000And to do that, you need to galvanize your body and mind.
00:12:49.000And the HQ is for making money, galvanizing your body and mind, and also making fun of Marcel.
00:13:52.000The reason I'm in such good shape is because I live in headquarters and I live with other men who are constantly trying to mog and make fun of me for not being in shape.
00:14:02.000I wake up every morning and the other guys in HQ are training.0.98
00:14:06.000I can't be the only pussy who doesn't train.0.99
00:14:09.000If they're lifting weights, I'm going to lift weights.0.99
00:14:11.000One, it's fun to join in with my friends.
00:14:13.000And two, if they're all training, I want to train.1.00
00:14:16.000If one of them says I'm fasting for three days, I'll say three days, I'll do four, you're a pussy, what, three, you're gay, you're gay, and I'll make fun of him and end up getting my fucking self in trouble because me and my mouth always get in trouble, as we know.1.00
00:15:05.000That's literally life with a woman.0.99
00:15:08.000You see all these married men who get like exposed and they go through divorces and all this shit.1.00
00:15:12.000And it's some bitch pretending she's fucking the victim of something while the man paid all the bills and asked her to do something mundane and small.1.00
00:16:03.000You all know why pretty obvious Then you need a place you can all sit down and talk about money.1.00
00:16:09.000That's your war room And then you need Uno because Marcel's a bitch.1.00
00:16:17.000He's a fucking bitch His whole family hates him his children his fucking children managed to get my phone number and message me saying fuck my dad.1.00
00:16:27.000I hate my dad ever since you beat him at Uno.1.00
00:19:32.000These are where your girlfriends live.1.00
00:19:35.000Now, you can't let your girlfriend have a job because if she has a job, she doesn't respect you and she doesn't like you and she's going to fuck some guy at work.1.00
00:22:11.000And sometimes when you're in the fucking military mode, working, working, training, decal, working, training, emergency meeting, emergency meeting, bam, bam, bam, bam, I say, come here.1.00
00:22:21.000And she has to get her ass and come over to HQ.0.99
00:23:24.000And then other days, you have daughter days, and the daughters come over, and they run around.0.99
00:23:31.000Now, I'll tell you something about having daughters, because I have a bunch of daughters.1.00
00:23:33.000Before I had daughters, I used to look at these wife, guy, girl dads, and how they'd cuck out and become such fucking faggots.1.00
00:23:39.000And I'd think, is there something biological that happens inside of your bloodstream when you have a daughter that just makes you a fucking punk?1.00
00:23:47.000I was really worried about it, guys.0.98
00:23:49.000I was really concerned that I'm gonna have a daughter and like not be top G anymore.1.00
00:23:53.000I was like, why do all these men just become such fucking homos?1.00
00:23:57.000And then I had daughters and realized the problem's them.1.00
00:23:59.000They were already homos and now they have an excuse to show it.1.00
00:24:03.000I have a girl, so now I get to be a fucking faggot.1.00
00:25:07.000So when women ever go, I'm a bit lonely, you just say, Don't worry, I know another girl with a kid who's chilling at home who would love a friend.1.00
00:25:20.000Some of your smarter girlfriends will hang out with your other girlfriends.
00:25:23.000You can have like, you know, the whole tribe.
00:25:26.000Sometimes you see three, four girlfriends at the same time, there's kids around or whatever, and everyone gets to be big happy friends.1.00
00:25:32.000Some of them are jealous and stupid.1.00
00:28:51.000You need the security team not only to protect you and protect your compound because you're rich now and you got really expensive shit in there, but also you need a security team to ferry the girls from place to place a lot of the time.0.95
00:29:05.000Like they can Uber and taxi, but it's a bit messy.0.87
00:29:07.000The security team, when you have four or five goons full time and you have Maybachs and, you know, armored cars, you can just say, go get this one, go get that one, go get this one, take her there, take her here, take her there.0.90
00:29:19.000In an album, you can see five girls in a day.
00:29:22.000People say, Andrew, how do you have so many kids?0.99
00:29:54.000Bop, Is the most important woman in your life because the PA is your shield against the feminine attempts to garner control over your life.1.00
00:30:11.000So, women in this setup will start with nagging and they'll realize that doesn't work because you can't really nag a guy in a multi million pound HQ surrounded by Ferraris and Lambos because he doesn't give a shit.1.00
00:30:24.000Like, you can nag all you want, but it doesn't work.1.00
00:30:27.000So, then what women start trying to do is they start trying to be smart.1.00
00:30:32.000And saying, oh, I need some help with the baby.1.00
00:33:10.000But the PA has to be older so she has authority.
00:33:13.000And she has to remind them, you know, it's like, girls, back in my day, I was raising seven kids with no help, no job, no driver, no security, no Bentley, no apartment, no millionaire, nothing.0.99
00:33:27.000Just me out here working in a fucking field, raising seven kids alone at home in a fucking Romanian village.1.00
00:33:36.000You women are spoiled as fuck living in fucking penthouses with Bentleys complaining about the IKEA times to go spend your allowance.1.00
00:33:45.000You better talk to Andrew with some fucking respect.1.00
00:33:49.000And they sit there and go, yeah, you're right.0.99
00:33:51.000And then when you and your PA meet up, she's like, man, these women, you are so nice, Andrew.
00:34:46.000You got the big gate so women can't get in.1.00
00:34:49.000If they turn up and try and break in, sometimes you're having a girlfriend at the house and a baby mama comes to the house trying to get in.1.00
00:36:06.000Now, the women are going to try and move into HQ.1.00
00:36:09.000So, like, a woman will come over to HQ and she'll, like, bring some stuff and she'll, like, put some stuff around and she'll be like, I'll cook for us tonight and she'll try and, like, stay.0.99
00:36:18.000You know, and you just got to be firm with it.0.91
00:36:19.000You just got to say, look, it's been very nice having you here for the last two days, but this is a headquarters.
00:36:24.000And the headquarters is primarily for making money.
00:36:27.000That is the function, it's for me to handle my business.
00:36:29.000And my business involves other people who you don't like.
00:36:32.000So unless you want to get along with the other four, you're going to have to go home right now because the other four are coming over.
00:37:31.000Because this is my show and I can do whatever the fuck I want, I'm going to take my big, long, black schlong and piss.0.99
00:37:37.000Then I'm going to show you headquarters, and there's a lot of rooms I'm not going to show you because this will eventually be used to build a blueprint to raid my house again, decaw.0.99
00:37:45.000But I will show you, you know, the basics.
00:40:06.000If you can get 10 guys in one house living together, having fun, making millions of dollars, and never, ever, ever get raided by the police, you may as well just fucking kill yourself at that point.1.00
00:40:15.000Because the police are definitely going to come if you're having any kind of fun life.0.97
00:40:18.000So you go have your security team watching.
00:40:21.000So when the police come, they can press a button that sets alarms out throughout the whole house so you can all wipe your phones.
00:41:56.000And then we have here, we have the gate because you're going to need a gate because they're going to raid your house.
00:42:02.000So now let me show you one of the bedrooms.
00:42:04.000You know, I was talking earlier about bedrooms, giving examples of how, like, bedrooms you have your own little apartment.
00:42:08.000This is the bedroom quality that exists within headquarters.
00:42:11.000Everyone, all the guys who live here, like, eight of us live here, we all have something similar set up to this.
00:42:17.000So, there's a bedroom above the podcast studio.
00:42:19.000So, you have a little living room, you have a TV.
00:42:21.000If you want to have a girl over and be romantic and be gay, you can sit and have a little private time with your girl.
00:42:27.000We have a little balcony, you have the bed and the bedroom, some teddy bears.0.90
00:42:31.000You got your own bathroom here, shower, bathroom, everything.
00:42:33.000So, you got your own little apartment, basically.
00:42:35.000It's a one bedroom apartment, and this is what all of our bedrooms are.
00:42:38.000So, if like our girls are over and we don't want to see them too much or they annoy us or we want to sit and watch a movie with a chick, whatever, we just go to our little apartments.
00:42:45.000I'm not going to show you any more bedrooms, but that's what the bedrooms on all of HQ look like.
00:42:48.000There's like nine or 10 bedrooms total.
00:42:52.000The gate, because you're going to get raided by police.0.93
00:46:25.000You know that guy who has to go to Alaska and hide in a tent to try and get away from his wife?
00:46:29.000And he has to like survive out in the wilderness and he has to like chop down trees and do all these things to try and survive on the edge.
00:46:35.000I mean, that might be hard, but have you ever tried playing Smash Bros. outside?
00:46:40.000Ever tried fighting, you know, Ganondorf when he has Pokeballs?
00:46:44.000You want to talk about survival in the outdoors?
00:48:22.000If there's baby mamas around, we keep them around or we kick them out.1.00
00:48:25.000Someone calls a girlfriend, her friends come over, bam, bam, two minutes later, pool party, barbecue, off the chain, five minutes, five minutes, speed, speed, speed wins.1.00
00:50:44.000And if you notice, if I go back a tiny bit, the war room also has a blast.
00:50:47.000Proof door, so we have another door we can close.
00:50:49.000You see, that door is also, even if they spend two hours getting through the first door, if we lock that door, it's another two hours of safety.
00:51:30.000They're trying to get through that door, and I have to escape underground outside of the compound to the land behind where there's a boat waiting.
00:55:44.000We get to decide if we have that, or we get to decide if it's just guys training, or we get to decide if it's us guys plus a bunch of fucking hot 19-year-old chicks.0.99
00:55:53.000And we can decide it all on a whim.0.99
00:59:03.000When a son goes over to Batman's house and dad, Batman, is with 10 other fucking Batman esque niggas and he starts saying train, the son is like, yes, sir.1.00
00:59:14.000You're gonna get your shit straight.1.00
00:59:18.000You can't be living with a fucking chick one on one with this fucking crap.1.00