Tate Speech - June 18, 2026


EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 143 - HQ EXPLAINED

EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 142 - BEEF EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 144 - APPLICATION

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Uncle Andrew Mary Christy Yesco Nick Fuentes Andrew Tate Alex Steven Seagal Under Siege Produce Aikido Matt Walsh John Wick G. Lewis Woohoohoohoo Carinthia Corinthia Megadeth Maybachs Bentleys Zegiesco Valhalla and 6 more

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In this episode, I talk about how important it is to have a HQ and a war room, and why you need a nigger in the mix. Also, I try to explain how a HQ works, and then I somehow try to make a video of my HQ.

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00:08:08.000 So, my fellow white supremist, Nick Fuentes, commented on how he needs a HQ and a war room, you know?
00:08:19.000 And as a fellow white supremist, I thought, I'm glad to be understood.
00:08:26.000 It's nice to be understood.
00:08:28.000 Because people pretend they don't understand me.
00:08:31.000 I'm out here, I'm doing my thing, and people are like, he's crazy, why does he do that?
00:08:35.000 But Nick gets it. 0.99
00:08:37.000 He understands the blacks are the problem, he understands the women are the problem, you know? 1.00
00:08:42.000 But unfortunately, in the world we live in, you have to interact with women and you also have to interact with blacks. 1.00
00:08:51.000 Half of me is black. 0.98
00:08:53.000 That's how bad it's gone. 1.00
00:08:56.000 So you can't avoid them.
00:08:57.000 You know, sometimes I get the black thoughts.
00:09:00.000 You just sit there, you've just been arrested for human trafficking, and you're sitting in Decaught HQ of Romania, and you have three armed guards standing next to you, and you're sitting there with your handcuffs on just thinking, I can grab that gun.
00:09:15.000 I've seen John Wick.
00:09:18.000 I've seen enough movies.
00:09:19.000 I've seen the Bourne identity.
00:09:21.000 Yeah, I've got handcuffs on, but I can get the gun. 0.99
00:09:27.000 Fucking, you know? 0.99
00:09:28.000 You're just sitting there just thinking about it. 1.00
00:09:29.000 I was like, I wonder if they can read my mind.
00:09:34.000 They probably know what I'm thinking.
00:09:34.000 I am half black.
00:09:35.000 And then you're like, Andrew, black thoughts, black thoughts. 0.99
00:09:38.000 No, just go to court.
00:09:38.000 Don't do it.
00:09:39.000 Explain you're innocent.
00:09:39.000 Just go to court.
00:09:40.000 Just go to court. 1.00
00:09:41.000 Like, ah, shit. 1.00
00:09:43.000 It's a constant battle. 1.00
00:09:44.000 Like Jekyll and Hyde, you know? 1.00
00:09:48.000 That's how bad it's gotten with these fucking niggers. 1.00
00:09:50.000 So, considering you can't avoid the blacks and you can't avoid the women, how do you set up your life in the best possible way to enjoy the positives of these things? 1.00
00:10:04.000 Black people aren't all bad. 1.00
00:10:06.000 Jerk Chicken is amazing. 0.91
00:10:08.000 We all know I like a Jamaican song, you know?
00:10:12.000 There are some things very good about black people and women.
00:10:14.000 You just gotta take the good bits. 1.00
00:10:16.000 Get rid of the bad bits.
00:10:18.000 And that is what HQ does. 1.00
00:10:20.000 HQ is the optimal life setup for men. 0.99
00:10:25.000 And most people know I have a HQ, but they don't know how it works.
00:10:28.000 Even Nick himself probably doesn't understand the complicated mechanics of a HQ. 1.00
00:10:35.000 And considering he is now intending on making one, because he's white, let's hope he doesn't get wackoed. 1.00
00:10:44.000 Be careful, Nick. 1.00
00:10:45.000 There's a reason Marcel's in my house.
00:10:48.000 You think I like him?
00:10:50.000 You think I like Marcel?
00:10:52.000 No. 1.00
00:10:53.000 You gotta have a nigger in the mix. 1.00
00:10:54.000 Otherwise, it's fucking wacko, Nazi this, Nazi that. 1.00
00:10:59.000 Me being half black hasn't saved me at all from any of my legal problems. 1.00
00:11:03.000 Every time I go to court, I'm like, hey, I'm black. 0.87
00:11:05.000 And they're like, nah, nah.
00:11:07.000 I'm like, I am, I am.
00:11:09.000 I got diamond chains on.
00:11:11.000 They're like, nope, you're going to jail. 0.99
00:11:11.000 I'm black. 0.99
00:11:13.000 Shit, man. 1.00
00:11:14.000 Shit. 1.00
00:11:15.000 Thanks. 1.00
00:11:18.000 But if you add a Nignog, they can't say it's a racist compound. 0.97
00:11:22.000 That's why Marcel lives here. 0.98
00:11:26.000 So be careful, Nick.
00:11:29.000 Be careful, Nick. 1.00
00:11:30.000 You're going to need a nigger. 1.00
00:11:32.000 Train him well, you know? 1.00
00:11:36.000 Maybe to pay the bills, you know, to help cover it, because you're about to see that HU setup's very expensive.
00:11:41.000 You can grow cotton out the back.
00:11:46.000 Keeps him busy, earns you a little bit on the side, you know?
00:11:49.000 It grows for free.
00:11:50.000 A few seeds grow for free.
00:11:54.000 I mean, obviously, the harvesting is supposed to cost money, but he needs something to do.
00:12:00.000 You're welcome.
00:12:01.000 So, how does a HQ work?
00:12:04.000 Right.
00:12:05.000 First, I'm going to explain the mechanics of a HQ, and then I'm going to somehow try and play you a video of my HQ via this stream with Mr. Producing Aikido.
00:12:18.000 So, the HQ, which stands for headquarters, is the central hub of your empire.
00:12:26.000 You need a HQ in the middle, it is the central hub of your empire.
00:12:36.000 Your empire's primary objective as a man is to make as much money as possible and to be as powerful and as important as possible.
00:12:45.000 And to do that, you need to galvanize your body and mind.
00:12:49.000 And the HQ is for making money, galvanizing your body and mind, and also making fun of Marcel.
00:12:55.000 That's what the HQ exists for.
00:12:59.000 In the HQ is your day one team, these are your best guys, your favorite friends, and you all live together in the headquarters.
00:13:09.000 You have your own bedrooms, which we're about to show on the video.
00:13:13.000 Your bedrooms are nice and large because you're not broke.
00:13:16.000 So you basically have your own little apartment.
00:13:19.000 But then all the apartments are connected in the central hub.
00:13:24.000 And the primary reason why it's so important that you live with your best friends is because men keep each other accountable.
00:13:33.000 One of the questions I get asked most often besides, why are you so rich?
00:13:38.000 And besides, why are you so famous?
00:13:39.000 And besides, how do you have so many children?
00:13:41.000 And besides, why are you so funny?
00:13:45.000 Is how are you in such good shape at 40?
00:13:47.000 What peptides are you taking?
00:13:48.000 None.
00:13:49.000 What steroids are you taking?
00:13:50.000 None.
00:13:52.000 The reason I'm in such good shape is because I live in headquarters and I live with other men who are constantly trying to mog and make fun of me for not being in shape.
00:14:02.000 I wake up every morning and the other guys in HQ are training. 0.98
00:14:06.000 I can't be the only pussy who doesn't train. 0.99
00:14:09.000 If they're lifting weights, I'm going to lift weights. 0.99
00:14:11.000 One, it's fun to join in with my friends.
00:14:13.000 And two, if they're all training, I want to train. 1.00
00:14:16.000 If one of them says I'm fasting for three days, I'll say three days, I'll do four, you're a pussy, what, three, you're gay, you're gay, and I'll make fun of him and end up getting my fucking self in trouble because me and my mouth always get in trouble, as we know. 1.00
00:14:30.000 But I will beat him. 1.00
00:14:31.000 I will fast four days just to win. 0.95
00:14:33.000 That masculine competition makes it easy to win. 1.00
00:14:36.000 If you try and fast, if you're living with a woman, she's going to bake cupcakes on the second day just to derail you. 1.00
00:14:44.000 Look, what the fuck are you baking cupcakes? 1.00
00:14:45.000 I'm fasting. 1.00
00:14:46.000 Oh, well, I'm not.
00:14:47.000 I just thought it'd be nice for when you finish.
00:14:49.000 Yeah, but now I have to smell cupcakes throughout the whole house.
00:14:52.000 Oh, well, I'm not trying to attack you, Andrew.
00:14:54.000 I just thought it'd be a nice thing to do. 0.74
00:14:56.000 Ah, you're abusive.
00:14:59.000 Decal, decal.
00:15:04.000 You see? 1.00
00:15:05.000 That's literally life with a woman. 0.99
00:15:08.000 You see all these married men who get like exposed and they go through divorces and all this shit. 1.00
00:15:12.000 And it's some bitch pretending she's fucking the victim of something while the man paid all the bills and asked her to do something mundane and small. 1.00
00:15:19.000 Like, put the toilet seat down. 1.00
00:15:22.000 I don't have to deal with any of that shit. 1.00
00:15:29.000 None of that. 0.99
00:15:30.000 Because I live with the day one G's and we're competing with each other in everything.
00:15:35.000 We compete in money, we compete in training, we compete in fasting, and even that matters, we compete.
00:15:42.000 We're competitive.
00:15:43.000 That's what the HQ is for. 1.00
00:15:46.000 Now, your HQ has to have all the things a man needs. 0.89
00:15:50.000 What do you need in your HQ? 1.00
00:15:51.000 You've got your bedroom, you've got your separate apartments.
00:15:59.000 Then you need a gym.
00:16:03.000 You all know why pretty obvious Then you need a place you can all sit down and talk about money. 1.00
00:16:09.000 That's your war room And then you need Uno because Marcel's a bitch. 1.00
00:16:17.000 He's a fucking bitch His whole family hates him his children his fucking children managed to get my phone number and message me saying fuck my dad. 1.00
00:16:27.000 I hate my dad ever since you beat him at Uno. 1.00
00:16:30.000 We don't look at him the same. 1.00
00:16:31.000 I want a new dad Fuck him. 1.00
00:16:33.000 I want someone else. 1.00
00:16:34.000 Give me another black guy. 1.00
00:16:36.000 I'm like, I know they all look the same, but you can't just replace your dad because he lost to Uno. 1.00
00:16:40.000 Fuck him. 1.00
00:16:41.000 He's not my dad anymore. 1.00
00:16:47.000 That's why you need Uno.
00:16:48.000 So, once you have these things, guys, life's simple as a man.
00:16:54.000 Haven't you seen those memes on Twitter where it's like all a man needs and it's like a garage with a gym, a bed, a computer, and a car?
00:17:02.000 Yep.
00:17:03.000 You need a nice whip, you need a gym, you need a bed, and you need a computer. 0.99
00:17:07.000 That's it. 1.00
00:17:08.000 Everything else is bullshit. 1.00
00:17:10.000 When I see men in these fancy ass houses, that's for hoes. 1.00
00:17:14.000 You're optimizing your living space for girls. 1.00
00:17:17.000 I'm optimizing my living space to win. 1.00
00:17:20.000 Different. 1.00
00:17:20.000 If I want to take a girl somewhere nice, I'll go to a five star hotel. 1.00
00:17:23.000 If I meet a baddie and I'm like, ah, we'll go get the sweet, we'll go get the sweet at the Carinthia.
00:17:28.000 And we'll sit there.
00:17:29.000 She can go, wow, the flowers.
00:17:31.000 Oh my God, look at this lamp.
00:17:32.000 Well, look at this lamp.
00:17:33.000 Your house doesn't have lamps. 1.00
00:17:35.000 Your house looks like the bat cave. 1.00
00:17:37.000 I'm like, I know. 1.00
00:17:38.000 That's why I took you here to look at the lamp, you silly bitch. 1.00
00:17:39.000 Get your tits out. 1.00
00:17:40.000 I ain't putting a lamp in my fucking house. 1.00
00:17:43.000 I ain't gay. 1.00
00:17:46.000 My house is for winning. 1.00
00:17:47.000 How do you think I paid for this fucking Corinthia penthouse? 0.99
00:17:50.000 Because of HQ. 1.00
00:17:52.000 Optimize.
00:17:53.000 So those memes you see are 100% true.
00:17:56.000 And that's how my life is set up.
00:17:58.000 That's what HQ is for.
00:18:00.000 Now, around HQ is the satellite infrastructure.
00:18:06.000 And this is very important.
00:18:07.000 This is how you live life as a man without becoming a wife guy. 0.93
00:18:11.000 And also having children, which matters because you white supremacists aren't having enough kids yet. 0.99
00:18:17.000 You're gonna finally get, you know, you need that little bit of black in you. 0.99
00:18:22.000 That little bit. 0.61
00:18:24.000 You know, they say Andrew's spiritually brown. 1.00
00:18:26.000 Well, because I don't give a fuck about the police and I have kids with loads of white chicks. 0.99
00:18:29.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:18:30.000 Yeah.
00:18:32.000 Correct.
00:18:34.000 What are you gonna do?
00:18:35.000 Arrest me?
00:18:36.000 Tried that.
00:18:37.000 What are you gonna do?
00:18:38.000 What are you gonna do?
00:18:39.000 I'm spiritually winning.
00:18:41.000 Okay. 0.98
00:18:42.000 I'll be brown, white. 0.96
00:18:43.000 If I'm in China. 0.79
00:18:44.000 Doing a math test.
00:18:45.000 Guess what?
00:18:47.000 I'm Chinese. 1.00
00:18:48.000 Ching fucking Chong. 0.99
00:18:49.000 I'm here to win. 0.99
00:18:50.000 So now you have the satellite infrastructure around HQ.
00:18:54.000 Around HQ, you need satellite apartments or houses, depending.
00:19:01.000 But for simplicity, we're going to say satellite abodes.
00:19:06.000 And these float.
00:19:13.000 These float around the headquarters, they're all within 10 to 15 minutes' drive. 1.00
00:19:18.000 And that's where your women live. 0.81
00:19:21.000 So Tristan's girlfriend, TGF1, GF2, GF3, etc. 0.97
00:19:32.000 These are where your girlfriends live. 1.00
00:19:35.000 Now, you can't let your girlfriend have a job because if she has a job, she doesn't respect you and she doesn't like you and she's going to fuck some guy at work. 1.00
00:19:44.000 So your women can't work. 1.00
00:19:47.000 But also, you don't want a bunch of fucking spoiled sugar babies being cunts living off your dime. 1.00
00:19:51.000 So, what you do is you give them an apartment and you give them a car. 0.99
00:19:56.000 Both of those things belong to a company in Portugal which owns them.
00:20:02.000 It's an appropriate investment company and it also seems to buy and rent out cars.
00:20:06.000 Nobody knows that Andrew Tay owns this company and no one will ever find out.
00:20:11.000 My humor is so sophisticated. 0.91
00:20:12.000 I am so fucking funny. 1.00
00:20:16.000 So the women rent these apartments from this company. 1.00
00:20:21.000 So, in the idea of a marital dispute, it's not going to be like, I'm keeping the house. 1.00
00:20:30.000 Apartments rented.
00:20:32.000 Well, I don't want to leave.
00:20:34.000 Well, I ain't paying the rent anymore.
00:20:36.000 You're going to pay it?
00:20:38.000 And if they go, yeah, then they pay you rent.
00:20:41.000 Thanks. 1.00
00:20:43.000 And when they never say yes because women can't make money. 1.00
00:20:45.000 When they go, well, what am I supposed to do? 1.00
00:20:49.000 Go home to your parents and tell them you got a big mouth, I guess.
00:20:52.000 Go home and say, Dad, I lost the millionaire because I was nagging. 1.00
00:20:58.000 And watch your father look at you like, the fuck? 1.00
00:21:01.000 Are you stupid? 1.00
00:21:03.000 Why were you nagging? 1.00
00:21:04.000 He had another girlfriend.
00:21:06.000 Duh.
00:21:07.000 He's a millionaire. 1.00
00:21:10.000 Women, hi. 1.00
00:21:11.000 Guys, hello, ho. 1.00
00:21:12.000 Only brokies are with one woman. 0.99
00:21:15.000 Only broke people wake up. 1.00
00:21:18.000 So, they have a car, they have an apartment, and they have a salary each week, which they get to spend on nails, matcha, dumb shit. 0.99
00:21:27.000 And they get to have a nice, easy life. 0.99
00:21:29.000 Whenever you want to see them and their child, you say, come to HQ.
00:21:34.000 Or you say, I'm coming to you.
00:21:37.000 Really easy.
00:21:38.000 Nice and easy.
00:21:40.000 Now, sometimes you go to them.
00:21:42.000 Sometimes, you know what, we're men.
00:21:44.000 I'm not going to play tough guy.
00:21:46.000 Sometimes we like the finer things in life.
00:21:49.000 Sometimes, you know, they're like, oh, if you come to mine, we'll do a massage and I'll massage your head and I'll put on some candles.
00:21:56.000 You're like, you know what?
00:21:57.000 I'm living the Spartan lifestyle.
00:21:59.000 I'm living like a Spartan.
00:22:00.000 I can pull that off once a month.
00:22:02.000 I can't live in it full time.
00:22:03.000 I'll get weak.
00:22:03.000 But you're going to light some candles?
00:22:05.000 You're going to get your titties out? 0.98
00:22:07.000 All right, safe. 0.96
00:22:08.000 Cool, I'll come over to your house.
00:22:09.000 I'll come over to your house. 0.97
00:22:11.000 And sometimes when you're in the fucking military mode, working, working, training, decal, working, training, emergency meeting, emergency meeting, bam, bam, bam, bam, I say, come here. 1.00
00:22:21.000 And she has to get her ass and come over to HQ. 0.99
00:22:26.000 Now you got to pair them up. 1.00
00:22:28.000 Because you only got one HQ and you got a lot of women.
00:22:32.000 So all Tristan's daughters and all my daughters and all Tristan's sons and all my sons, they work together. 0.99
00:22:37.000 Because I don't really want my boys growing up with like girls the same age. 0.89
00:22:44.000 You know, like, I don't want my son looking at a girl taller than him. 1.00
00:22:48.000 No. 0.99
00:22:49.000 We have days.
00:22:50.000 It's boy day.
00:22:50.000 Tristan brings all his sons over.
00:22:52.000 And I bring all my sons over.
00:22:54.000 And then we get all of them together and we say, Fight!
00:22:56.000 Fight, kids!
00:22:57.000 Fight!
00:22:59.000 There's no child production.
00:23:00.000 You know what?
00:23:01.000 Romania's gonna send the child protective services.
00:23:03.000 Why am I doing this?
00:23:05.000 Me and my mouth.
00:23:06.000 This is all gonna be used against me in the court of law again.
00:23:09.000 It's funny, though. 0.99
00:23:11.000 And you make them all wrestle and shit. 0.98
00:23:12.000 You put on, like, heavy metal rock music, like Megadeth. 0.99
00:23:19.000 And the son's like, ah, fighting for food. 1.00
00:23:23.000 Real shit. 0.99
00:23:24.000 And then other days, you have daughter days, and the daughters come over, and they run around. 0.99
00:23:31.000 Now, I'll tell you something about having daughters, because I have a bunch of daughters. 1.00
00:23:33.000 Before I had daughters, I used to look at these wife, guy, girl dads, and how they'd cuck out and become such fucking faggots. 1.00
00:23:39.000 And I'd think, is there something biological that happens inside of your bloodstream when you have a daughter that just makes you a fucking punk? 1.00
00:23:47.000 I was really worried about it, guys. 0.98
00:23:49.000 I was really concerned that I'm gonna have a daughter and like not be top G anymore. 1.00
00:23:53.000 I was like, why do all these men just become such fucking homos? 1.00
00:23:57.000 And then I had daughters and realized the problem's them. 1.00
00:23:59.000 They were already homos and now they have an excuse to show it. 1.00
00:24:03.000 I have a girl, so now I get to be a fucking faggot. 1.00
00:24:05.000 Wee, wee. 1.00
00:24:10.000 In fact, having daughters made me more against that crap. 0.99
00:24:13.000 When my daughters, when it's daughter day and all the daughters come over, I'm like, this is dad's house. 0.99
00:24:17.000 We're not putting Barbies everywhere.
00:24:19.000 Clean up.
00:24:20.000 Yes, dad.
00:24:22.000 And they all clean up.
00:24:23.000 They're all very obedient. 0.99
00:24:24.000 My children don't fuck with me. 1.00
00:24:27.000 Yes, dad. 1.00
00:24:28.000 This is dad's house. 1.00
00:24:29.000 It's not a girl's house. 0.99
00:24:30.000 Yes, dad. 1.00
00:24:31.000 Sorry, dad. 0.95
00:24:32.000 So when my daughters grow up to not be whores, it's because they've been listening to me. 0.96
00:24:36.000 They're used to obeying me. 0.92
00:24:38.000 They know it's my house, my rules. 0.76
00:24:40.000 Most dads have a daughter and instantly start going, yay, butt plugs. 0.81
00:24:45.000 Woohoohoohoo, Barbie. 1.00
00:24:47.000 And you wonder why your daughter's a fucking slut. 1.00
00:24:53.000 Anyway, now, the women. 1.00
00:24:57.000 In their nice places, they have a very nice life.
00:24:59.000 You got a car, you got Bentley, you got a nice house, you got your children, everything's good. 1.00
00:25:05.000 But sometimes they're gonna nag. 1.00
00:25:06.000 Women nag. 0.98
00:25:07.000 So when women ever go, I'm a bit lonely, you just say, Don't worry, I know another girl with a kid who's chilling at home who would love a friend. 1.00
00:25:18.000 Go hang out. 0.95
00:25:20.000 Some of your smarter girlfriends will hang out with your other girlfriends.
00:25:23.000 You can have like, you know, the whole tribe.
00:25:26.000 Sometimes you see three, four girlfriends at the same time, there's kids around or whatever, and everyone gets to be big happy friends. 1.00
00:25:32.000 Some of them are jealous and stupid. 1.00
00:25:33.000 I don't want to see her. 1.00
00:25:35.000 It's like, why? 1.00
00:25:36.000 Because you fuck her, it's weird. 1.00
00:25:38.000 I'm going to fuck her if you see her or not. 1.00
00:25:42.000 What's the difference? 1.00
00:25:43.000 Why be lonely when you can have a friend? 0.99
00:25:46.000 You ain't stopping the fucking. 1.00
00:25:49.000 Pussy happy dead when me tingle off. 1.00
00:25:53.000 Problem is with women, they're not very emotionally intelligent. 1.00
00:25:59.000 You know? 1.00
00:26:00.000 I always tell my women this. 1.00
00:26:02.000 You're not very emotionally intelligent. 1.00
00:26:05.000 No, that's you. 1.00
00:26:06.000 You're crazy. 1.00
00:26:07.000 You're a psycho. 1.00
00:26:08.000 No, you're not very emotionally intelligent. 1.00
00:26:10.000 Just go hang out with her. 0.99
00:26:12.000 Just go, go kiss. 1.00
00:26:14.000 Inspect titties. 1.00
00:26:14.000 Go kiss. 1.00
00:26:15.000 Go feel her titties. 1.00
00:26:16.000 Go. 1.00
00:26:17.000 What's the problem here? 1.00
00:26:18.000 Just like you got a pussy, she got a pussy. 1.00
00:26:20.000 You have so much in common. 1.00
00:26:26.000 I'm the best who's ever done it.
00:26:26.000 Best who ever did it.
00:26:30.000 So that's how you solve the loneliness. 1.00
00:26:32.000 Now, Some of you bitch niggers are thinking, but if my girls have their own house and they're away from HQ, what if they cheat on me? 1.00
00:26:38.000 That's kind of the problem you have when you're poor. 1.00
00:26:42.000 It's kind of the problem you have when you're white and poor. 1.00
00:26:45.000 Women don't really cheat on brown men like that. 0.97
00:26:49.000 Like, they just know better. 0.99
00:26:51.000 It's like, he's huge and he's nuts and my life here is really nice.
00:26:56.000 You know, nah, nah, this really ain't worth it, the smoke.
00:27:01.000 No woman is going to give up her Bentley. 1.00
00:27:03.000 And her beautiful apartment and her salary to fuck some idiot, unless she has so little respect for you. 1.00
00:27:10.000 The idea that women, rich women, fuck the gardener, that's because they hate their husbands. 1.00
00:27:14.000 And they hate their husbands because their husbands live with them. 1.00
00:27:17.000 If a woman lives with you, she ain't gonna respect you. 1.00
00:27:20.000 She's gonna see you in your weakest times and your darkest hours. 1.00
00:27:23.000 My women only see me when I'm fucking up. 0.97
00:27:26.000 If I'm feeling awful, I just don't text them. 0.99
00:27:28.000 They're at their house on my HQ. 0.96
00:27:29.000 I'm fucking dealing with the stress and the pain, Aikido. 0.98
00:27:33.000 By the time she finally sees me, I'm back on game. 0.99
00:27:35.000 I'm on smoke. 1.00
00:27:36.000 I'm like, come here, bitch. 1.00
00:27:38.000 I'm gonna throw your ass in the pool. 1.00
00:27:39.000 Hey, don't throw me in the pool. 1.00
00:27:41.000 I'm gonna throw you in the fucking pool and drown you, bitch. 1.00
00:27:45.000 Happy family. 1.00
00:27:47.000 If you live with a woman, she's going to like see you like, you know, lay around the house, be lazy. 1.00
00:27:53.000 She's going to lose respect for you. 1.00
00:27:54.000 That's why she fucks someone else. 1.00
00:27:55.000 My women can't lose respect for me because all they ever do is see me fucking win. 1.00
00:27:57.000 Because I'm a winner. 0.99
00:28:01.000 This is really important.
00:28:02.000 We're going to talk about this later. 1.00
00:28:05.000 So women ain't going to cheat unless you deserve it. 1.00
00:28:06.000 And if they cheat, so what? 1.00
00:28:08.000 You got a new opening.
00:28:10.000 They lose the house.
00:28:11.000 They lose the car.
00:28:12.000 They lose the salary.
00:28:14.000 I'm keeping the house.
00:28:15.000 You can sue that company in Portugal because your rent's due and you're out.
00:28:19.000 See ya.
00:28:20.000 Hit the streets. 1.00
00:28:23.000 Orange Juice Jones up in his motherfucker. 0.99
00:28:26.000 Tricks up for kids. 0.99
00:28:28.000 Now that joke's gonna go over all your heads, but I'm Unk and it was funny.
00:28:34.000 Now, to keep all of this running, you also need two other important elements.
00:28:40.000 One, you need a security team.
00:28:46.000 And two, one, you need a security team.
00:28:49.000 Two, you need a PA. 0.96
00:28:51.000 You need the security team not only to protect you and protect your compound because you're rich now and you got really expensive shit in there, but also you need a security team to ferry the girls from place to place a lot of the time. 0.95
00:29:05.000 Like they can Uber and taxi, but it's a bit messy. 0.87
00:29:07.000 The security team, when you have four or five goons full time and you have Maybachs and, you know, armored cars, you can just say, go get this one, go get that one, go get this one, take her there, take her here, take her there. 0.90
00:29:19.000 In an album, you can see five girls in a day.
00:29:22.000 People say, Andrew, how do you have so many kids? 0.99
00:29:23.000 Because I'm super fucking dad. 0.99
00:29:25.000 I can see six kids in a day. 0.99
00:29:34.000 Bop, two at a time. 1.00
00:29:54.000 Bop, Is the most important woman in your life because the PA is your shield against the feminine attempts to garner control over your life. 1.00
00:30:11.000 So, women in this setup will start with nagging and they'll realize that doesn't work because you can't really nag a guy in a multi million pound HQ surrounded by Ferraris and Lambos because he doesn't give a shit. 1.00
00:30:24.000 Like, you can nag all you want, but it doesn't work. 1.00
00:30:27.000 So, then what women start trying to do is they start trying to be smart. 1.00
00:30:32.000 And saying, oh, I need some help with the baby. 1.00
00:30:36.000 What? 0.99
00:30:38.000 I pay all the bills and I made the baby. 0.71
00:30:40.000 The rest is on you. 1.00
00:30:41.000 I've never changed a diaper in my fucking life, bro. 1.00
00:30:43.000 What help do you need? 1.00
00:30:45.000 Oh, we need help because we have to go and get clothes.
00:30:50.000 All right, then take security.
00:30:53.000 Oh, okay, yeah, but I need to get picked up at 3 30 p.m.
00:30:57.000 Okay, I'll tell security at 3 30.
00:30:59.000 And it might be in an hour because I need to go to three places.
00:31:02.000 They start spamming you with requests. 1.00
00:31:04.000 Stupid requests, dumb shit that's below your pay grade. 1.00
00:31:07.000 And all these women are doing it, like 20 of them. 1.00
00:31:09.000 I need this, I need this, I need this, I need this. 1.00
00:31:11.000 My fucking mind. 1.00
00:31:12.000 My fucking mind. 1.00
00:31:14.000 I'm trying to escape you. 1.00
00:31:15.000 Fucking leave me alone. 1.00
00:31:17.000 That's why you have a PA. 1.00
00:31:20.000 Your PA is your shield against everything. 1.00
00:31:23.000 I talk to my women about my kids that I love, their titties that I enjoy. 1.00
00:31:30.000 Any request, any problem, any help around the house, any girl crap. 1.00
00:31:37.000 Any of that goes to my PA. 0.99
00:31:39.000 When they message me, hi, I need help with PA, Mary is her name.
00:31:44.000 Message Mary.
00:31:45.000 Don't message me again.
00:31:46.000 I'm working.
00:31:48.000 Reverse, Marcel.
00:31:49.000 Reverse. 1.00
00:31:50.000 Fuck you, bro. 1.00
00:31:51.000 Pick up four, you little fucking black bitch. 1.00
00:31:53.000 Pick the cotton, you little pussy hole. 1.00
00:31:55.000 Should be used to picking things up by now. 1.00
00:31:57.000 You and your fucking ancestors. 1.00
00:31:59.000 I'm busy. 1.00
00:31:59.000 Message Mary. 1.00
00:32:00.000 You and your fucking ancestors. 1.00
00:32:02.000 Yeah, that's right. 1.00
00:32:03.000 It's blue, bitch. 1.00
00:32:08.000 And your PA's on your side because you need an older woman. 1.00
00:32:11.000 She needs to be like older than all your baby mamas so they respect her. 1.00
00:32:17.000 You know, they have to look up to her. 0.79
00:32:19.000 Like, you're a baby mama, you're 30, and this 50-year-old woman's like, can I help you? 1.00
00:32:25.000 And don't let her be nice to them. 1.00
00:32:26.000 She has to be nice enough so there's no beef. 1.00
00:32:28.000 But also, like, the problem is with men, like, men are such fucking losers nowadays. 1.00
00:32:32.000 I see it all the time. 1.00
00:32:34.000 Most of you guys will get a PA, and your wife will request something, and the PA will reply rude.
00:32:40.000 And you'll be like, don't talk to the mother of my kids that way.
00:32:43.000 You're fired. 1.00
00:32:45.000 And you wonder why your wife thinks you're a fucking dickhead. 1.00
00:32:48.000 If my PA is rude to my women, I'm like, yeah, she's busy doing important stuff. 1.00
00:32:52.000 Do you want help or not? 1.00
00:32:52.000 Of course she's rude. 1.00
00:32:54.000 She's allowed to talk to you however the fuck she wants. 1.00
00:32:57.000 She's busy and you're spamming her about fucking IKEA times. 1.00
00:33:00.000 What do you want? 1.00
00:33:02.000 Shut up and do as you're told. 1.00
00:33:04.000 Your PA is also in charge of flying your women in and out, your international girlfriends. 1.00
00:33:09.000 Separate conversation. 1.00
00:33:10.000 But the PA has to be older so she has authority.
00:33:13.000 And she has to remind them, you know, it's like, girls, back in my day, I was raising seven kids with no help, no job, no driver, no security, no Bentley, no apartment, no millionaire, nothing. 0.99
00:33:27.000 Just me out here working in a fucking field, raising seven kids alone at home in a fucking Romanian village. 1.00
00:33:36.000 You women are spoiled as fuck living in fucking penthouses with Bentleys complaining about the IKEA times to go spend your allowance. 1.00
00:33:45.000 You better talk to Andrew with some fucking respect. 1.00
00:33:49.000 And they sit there and go, yeah, you're right. 0.99
00:33:51.000 And then when you and your PA meet up, she's like, man, these women, you are so nice, Andrew.
00:33:56.000 You're so nice.
00:33:57.000 They're so spoiled.
00:33:58.000 I was like, I know.
00:33:59.000 I'm too nice, aren't I?
00:34:00.000 You're way too nice.
00:34:01.000 Back in my day, I had to raise all seven kids by myself out in the field.
00:34:06.000 I was like, I know.
00:34:06.000 We had to eat dirt.
00:34:07.000 You're right. 1.00
00:34:08.000 And these bitches are eating food. 1.00
00:34:09.000 They never eat dirt. 1.00
00:34:10.000 They hardly ever eat dirt, like twice a month.
00:34:12.000 She's like, yeah, you're way too nice, Andrew.
00:34:14.000 I'm like, I know.
00:34:16.000 So your PA is your shield.
00:34:18.000 Mary, message Mary.
00:34:20.000 Mary, Mary, Mary. 0.92
00:34:22.000 Don't talk to me unless it includes a nude pic or something cute of my child or entertain me. 1.00
00:34:27.000 Tell me a joke, bitch. 1.00
00:34:28.000 Tell me something good. 1.00
00:34:30.000 Don't message me with dumb shit. 1.00
00:34:33.000 When you get the PA set up, you get the girls around. 1.00
00:34:36.000 Your girlfriends become friends with the girlfriends of the other guys at HQ.
00:34:42.000 You got the satellite system set up.
00:34:44.000 You got the security team. 1.00
00:34:46.000 You got the big gate so women can't get in. 1.00
00:34:49.000 If they turn up and try and break in, sometimes you're having a girlfriend at the house and a baby mama comes to the house trying to get in. 1.00
00:34:55.000 I know she's in there. 0.97
00:34:57.000 That's when you put on Steven Seagal Under Siege and you watch it and you laugh with the guys. 0.93
00:35:02.000 So, when your baby mamas turn up and bang on the door saying, I know you got girls in there, you just put on Under Siege. 0.92
00:35:08.000 And then the girl you're on a date with is like, Why are we watching this old movie? 0.98
00:35:10.000 He's like, Because I'm under siege.
00:35:11.000 Don't worry about it.
00:35:13.000 And she sits there confused and you and all the guys sit there laughing.
00:35:16.000 That's what you do.
00:35:17.000 So, that's that problem fixed.
00:35:18.000 When you've done that, true story, when you've done this, you're now living the optimum life.
00:35:25.000 You live with men, you're mega competitive.
00:35:28.000 Your women are loyal and obey you. 0.99
00:35:29.000 You only get to talk to them about things you want to talk to. 1.00
00:35:32.000 They're taken care of by your PA.
00:35:33.000 You get to have children and you don't have to become a wife guy and your life stays great.
00:35:38.000 That's how HQ works.
00:35:39.000 That's the setup.
00:35:40.000 And we have HQs in Romania and Dubai and America.
00:35:43.000 We have HQs all around the world.
00:35:44.000 Possibly live as a man.
00:35:44.000 This is the only way to.
00:35:45.000 Now it's expensive, yes, but I ain't broke.
00:35:52.000 This is how you want to live. 1.00
00:35:53.000 You don't want to live with a chick, bro. 1.00
00:35:56.000 Whatever you do, you'll lose your competitive edge. 0.99
00:35:59.000 She'll fall out of love with you. 0.92
00:36:00.000 You'll fall out of love with her. 1.00
00:36:02.000 It's fucking awful. 1.00
00:36:04.000 It's awful. 1.00
00:36:06.000 Now, the women are going to try and move into HQ. 1.00
00:36:09.000 So, like, a woman will come over to HQ and she'll, like, bring some stuff and she'll, like, put some stuff around and she'll be like, I'll cook for us tonight and she'll try and, like, stay. 0.99
00:36:18.000 You know, and you just got to be firm with it. 0.91
00:36:19.000 You just got to say, look, it's been very nice having you here for the last two days, but this is a headquarters.
00:36:24.000 And the headquarters is primarily for making money.
00:36:27.000 That is the function, it's for me to handle my business.
00:36:29.000 And my business involves other people who you don't like.
00:36:32.000 So unless you want to get along with the other four, you're going to have to go home right now because the other four are coming over.
00:36:39.000 Straight.
00:36:40.000 Straight business. 0.99
00:36:41.000 You can't see the, they can't tell you not to see other girls. 0.99
00:36:44.000 This whole setup prevents that. 1.00
00:36:46.000 You can't tell me what to do with my fucking life and my fucking house. 1.00
00:36:49.000 I have other people to see who you don't want to see. 1.00
00:36:52.000 You won't play nice. 0.97
00:36:53.000 You don't like playing with titties. 1.00
00:36:54.000 Then go home. 0.97
00:36:56.000 This is headquarters. 1.00
00:36:57.000 Shit's got to be done. 1.00
00:36:59.000 Money has to be made. 0.99
00:37:02.000 See ya.
00:37:04.000 And that's how you keep the optimum life setup.
00:37:08.000 Now, I'm answering questions.
00:37:10.000 I see some super chats here.
00:37:11.000 Super chats have to be above $50.
00:37:13.000 I'll answer all questions about headquarters.
00:37:15.000 While the super chats are coming, because I'll read them all at once, I'm now going to play you a video of headquarters.
00:37:20.000 I'm only going to show half of it.
00:37:22.000 I'm not going to show all of it. 0.98
00:37:23.000 But before I do that, in fact, because this is my show and I can do whatever the fuck I want, I'm going to piss. 0.98
00:37:30.000 That's what I'm going to do. 1.00
00:37:31.000 Because this is my show and I can do whatever the fuck I want, I'm going to take my big, long, black schlong and piss. 0.99
00:37:37.000 Then I'm going to show you headquarters, and there's a lot of rooms I'm not going to show you because this will eventually be used to build a blueprint to raid my house again, decaw. 0.99
00:37:45.000 But I will show you, you know, the basics.
00:37:47.000 You know?
00:37:49.000 Back in a jiffy.
00:37:50.000 Hi, friends.
00:39:01.000 So, I'm gonna talk through the video and then I'm gonna play it in full.
00:39:08.000 But first, I'm gonna do a talk through of it.
00:39:11.000 And I filmed this video two minutes before the emergency meeting, guys.
00:39:13.000 So, two minutes before we started this, I would like some credit for the work I put in.
00:39:20.000 Please.
00:39:21.000 Shows I'm dedicated to the cause.
00:39:22.000 I'd like some credit. 1.00
00:39:24.000 Put one in the chat if I fucking am too good for all you niggers. 1.00
00:39:26.000 $50 super chats only for questions. 1.00
00:39:29.000 Let's talk through HQ.
00:39:30.000 So, this is.
00:39:31.000 The podcast studio.
00:39:32.000 This is where the emergency meetings take place.
00:39:35.000 This is where I am right now.
00:39:38.000 And that leads directly out to the security office.
00:39:40.000 And you can see here the security office.
00:39:42.000 We have cameras of the entire perimeter.
00:39:44.000 Because when you live with all your friends, the chance of you getting raided by the police is 100%. 1.00
00:39:50.000 Unless you're real faggots, bro. 1.00
00:39:52.000 You're going to live with 10 other guys and be millionaires. 1.00
00:39:55.000 And the police ain't going to turn up ever.
00:39:58.000 Imagine living with 10 of your best friends and being a millionaire and the police never turn up.
00:40:02.000 Ever. 1.00
00:40:03.000 What kind of pussy must you be? 1.00
00:40:06.000 If you can get 10 guys in one house living together, having fun, making millions of dollars, and never, ever, ever get raided by the police, you may as well just fucking kill yourself at that point. 1.00
00:40:15.000 Because the police are definitely going to come if you're having any kind of fun life. 0.97
00:40:18.000 So you go have your security team watching.
00:40:21.000 So when the police come, they can press a button that sets alarms out throughout the whole house so you can all wipe your phones.
00:40:27.000 Duh.
00:40:28.000 Normal.
00:40:28.000 Standard.
00:40:29.000 So the security office here, you can see all the cameras.
00:40:32.000 Guys, security office.
00:40:33.000 You can see everything here.
00:40:38.000 Tate logo. 0.88
00:40:39.000 This room is all, I can't tell you what's in there, but it's fucking cool. 0.92
00:40:43.000 It is so fucking cool what's in that door. 0.61
00:40:47.000 What's the coolest thing you can have in a house? 0.94
00:40:48.000 What do billionaires keep having in their house?
00:40:51.000 Think about it.
00:40:52.000 What do billionaires keep buying?
00:40:56.000 I'll show you one day. 0.99
00:40:57.000 It's fucking awesome. 0.99
00:40:58.000 It's fucking awesome. 0.99
00:41:00.000 Go outside. 0.98
00:41:01.000 We have a GLS Maybach here.
00:41:04.000 I like the, instead of the normal Maybachs, I like the SUV Maybachs because mine's armored. 0.99
00:41:09.000 And when it's armored, it just feels, you know, it's heavy as a fucking tank. 0.97
00:41:11.000 So, we have a Maybach here. 0.98
00:41:13.000 And this is what the security team to drive me around, pick up the children, to go back and forth between the satellite places.
00:41:18.000 That's one of the many cars.
00:41:20.000 I have about seven or eight cars for the security team, but this is one of my favorite ones.
00:41:23.000 This morning, I took it actually because I had to go and check in with the police because I got raided by the police.
00:41:30.000 So, that's why it's sitting there.
00:41:32.000 Next to it is a Colonel Zegiesco.
00:41:35.000 $7 million car.
00:41:37.000 Right there, just chilling. 0.80
00:41:38.000 She's just chilling.
00:41:40.000 Yeah, I've got 103 cars in different warehouses around the world.
00:41:45.000 And I've got two Yescos and I really love it.
00:41:47.000 Beautiful car.
00:41:49.000 Only $7 million.
00:41:50.000 So I'd have bought two.
00:41:52.000 So cool.
00:41:54.000 This is my Yesco.
00:41:56.000 And then we have here, we have the gate because you're going to need a gate because they're going to raid your house.
00:42:02.000 So now let me show you one of the bedrooms.
00:42:04.000 You know, I was talking earlier about bedrooms, giving examples of how, like, bedrooms you have your own little apartment.
00:42:08.000 This is the bedroom quality that exists within headquarters.
00:42:11.000 Everyone, all the guys who live here, like, eight of us live here, we all have something similar set up to this.
00:42:17.000 So, there's a bedroom above the podcast studio.
00:42:19.000 So, you have a little living room, you have a TV.
00:42:21.000 If you want to have a girl over and be romantic and be gay, you can sit and have a little private time with your girl.
00:42:27.000 We have a little balcony, you have the bed and the bedroom, some teddy bears. 0.90
00:42:31.000 You got your own bathroom here, shower, bathroom, everything.
00:42:33.000 So, you got your own little apartment, basically.
00:42:35.000 It's a one bedroom apartment, and this is what all of our bedrooms are.
00:42:38.000 So, if like our girls are over and we don't want to see them too much or they annoy us or we want to sit and watch a movie with a chick, whatever, we just go to our little apartments.
00:42:45.000 I'm not going to show you any more bedrooms, but that's what the bedrooms on all of HQ look like.
00:42:48.000 There's like nine or 10 bedrooms total.
00:42:52.000 The gate, because you're going to get raided by police. 0.93
00:42:53.000 You need to have a big ass gate. 0.87
00:42:55.000 That's why everyone makes fun of my house, by the way. 0.91
00:42:57.000 Everyone's like, he lives in a warehouse.
00:42:58.000 He should live in a nice, pretty mansion with glass doors and candles. 0.99
00:43:03.000 Yeah, until the fucking ops turn up. 1.00
00:43:05.000 Until the Albanians want to fucking kill me. 1.00
00:43:08.000 I don't have windows. 1.00
00:43:09.000 I have steel. 0.99
00:43:11.000 I have fucking steel. 0.99
00:43:12.000 Of course it looks like the Batcave. 1.00
00:43:13.000 I'm fucking Batman. 1.00
00:43:16.000 D caught have struggled. 0.99
00:43:17.000 The last time they tried to raid my house, they were outside for an hour and a half.
00:43:20.000 You can't get in my house.
00:43:22.000 The feds can't get in my house.
00:43:23.000 The ops can't get in my house. 0.99
00:43:24.000 The girlfriends, the baby mamas, you can't get in. 0.96
00:43:27.000 You can't get in.
00:43:28.000 You're not invited. 1.00
00:43:31.000 Fuck off. 1.00
00:43:33.000 Why would I want a pretty ass house with a pretty facade? 1.00
00:43:35.000 Oh, look how pretty it is when the fucking feds turn up. 1.00
00:43:38.000 No thanks. 1.00
00:43:40.000 Big ass gate. 1.00
00:43:42.000 Suck it. 1.00
00:43:43.000 Come on, big ass gate right here. 1.00
00:43:46.000 Do something. 0.98
00:43:46.000 It's got a big gate. 0.98
00:43:50.000 Got the pool.
00:43:53.000 Some pool furniture.
00:43:53.000 Pool area.
00:43:54.000 I'm changing all the furniture, but it's fine.
00:43:55.000 Got the pool area.
00:43:56.000 Now, another good thing about living at HQ is when your friends bring their girlfriends over, you say, Bring some friends.
00:44:02.000 So, because there's like 10 guys here, someone always knows a chick.
00:44:06.000 So, when a guy brings a girlfriend over, even like you can meet a brand new girl.
00:44:09.000 Imagine, imagine you're living in HQ.
00:44:11.000 Guys, imagine the dream.
00:44:12.000 You wake up, you walk out by your pool.
00:44:13.000 There's a brand new girl you've never seen before.
00:44:15.000 And she's bad. 0.99
00:44:17.000 Like, hello.
00:44:18.000 She's like, oh, hi.
00:44:19.000 I'm here with, I would say Marcel, but no one's ever here with Marcel.
00:44:23.000 I'm here with Alex.
00:44:24.000 No one's ever here with Alex. 0.99
00:44:26.000 Let's cut the bullshit. 0.99
00:44:26.000 Tristan. 0.99
00:44:28.000 Oh, really?
00:44:29.000 Cool.
00:44:30.000 Yeah, I just met him.
00:44:31.000 You got any friends?
00:44:31.000 That's nice.
00:44:32.000 Yeah.
00:44:33.000 Okay, invite your friends over.
00:44:34.000 Let's have a pool party and a barbecue.
00:44:35.000 Really?
00:44:36.000 Yeah, sure.
00:44:38.000 Bam. 1.00
00:44:38.000 I've been awake for four seconds and I now have 10 new beautiful women in my house. 1.00
00:44:42.000 You wonder why I have so many kids? 1.00
00:44:43.000 That's how.
00:44:45.000 So, another good thing about living with your friends is that their girlfriends have friends. 0.98
00:44:49.000 So, you never need to worry about dating, going to the club, jester, none of that shit. 0.94
00:44:55.000 You ain't gonna do any of it. 0.95
00:44:56.000 You say, bring your girls over. 1.00
00:44:57.000 Let's put some music on. 0.80
00:44:58.000 Let's have a barbecue.
00:45:00.000 You're so nice.
00:45:01.000 Everyone on the internet said you're mean, but you're really nice.
00:45:04.000 I know.
00:45:06.000 I know. 0.99
00:45:07.000 No girls over 25. 1.00
00:45:09.000 They're all miserable. 1.00
00:45:11.000 Bring young ones because young girls are happy. 1.00
00:45:12.000 Once they get to 25, they all just become suicidal for some reason. 0.99
00:45:16.000 Bring me, how old are you?
00:45:17.000 19?
00:45:18.000 Okay.
00:45:19.000 That's fine.
00:45:19.000 All your friends are in the same school?
00:45:21.000 All right.
00:45:21.000 Great.
00:45:22.000 Who wants a baby?
00:45:23.000 So here's the pool, jacuzzi, sauna.
00:45:28.000 I don't really like saunas, and I don't really like jacuzzi's.
00:45:31.000 But, you know, they're pennies.
00:45:33.000 What's like 20 grand, 30 grand?
00:45:34.000 I spend it on lunch. 1.00
00:45:35.000 Who gives a shit? 0.99
00:45:36.000 So, I've got the jacuzzi. 0.99
00:45:37.000 It's permanently on. 0.98
00:45:38.000 It's always working because staff come and deal with all that crap. 0.94
00:45:40.000 So, I'm just showing you. 0.96
00:45:41.000 I've got the sauna there.
00:45:41.000 I've got the jacuzzi here.
00:45:43.000 Now, this is the corner area.
00:45:45.000 And this was supposed to be just for chilling, but I put a little gym there.
00:45:48.000 Because sometimes I like to work out outside.
00:45:51.000 You know?
00:45:52.000 Sometimes I like to work out outside.
00:45:53.000 So, I have an indoor gym and an outdoor gym.
00:45:55.000 It's basic, but it doesn't matter because it's about the will.
00:45:59.000 You don't need a fancy gym.
00:45:59.000 You need the will to succeed.
00:46:01.000 You need to just keep trying, keep fighting.
00:46:03.000 So, I've got a basic gym outside.
00:46:05.000 And I've also got a TV and a Nintendo Switch here.
00:46:10.000 You see?
00:46:12.000 Because sometimes I like to play video games outside.
00:46:15.000 I'm an outdoorsman.
00:46:18.000 Because I'm an outdoorsman and I enjoy outdoor activities, sometimes I play my video games outside.
00:46:23.000 You know, outdoor boys?
00:46:25.000 You know that guy who has to go to Alaska and hide in a tent to try and get away from his wife?
00:46:29.000 And he has to like survive out in the wilderness and he has to like chop down trees and do all these things to try and survive on the edge.
00:46:35.000 I mean, that might be hard, but have you ever tried playing Smash Bros. outside?
00:46:40.000 Ever tried fighting, you know, Ganondorf when he has Pokeballs?
00:46:44.000 You want to talk about survival in the outdoors?
00:46:46.000 I'll show you survival.
00:46:48.000 I'm an outdoorsman.
00:46:49.000 I'm the best outdoorsman ever.
00:46:50.000 I really enjoy outdoor activities.
00:46:52.000 That's why I play my video games outside sometimes.
00:46:56.000 Okay?
00:46:57.000 I like to stay active.
00:46:59.000 You know, it's a sunny day.
00:47:01.000 Let's play our video games outside.
00:47:05.000 You can't just sit inside and play video games all day.
00:47:08.000 I'm not inside, I'm outside playing video games all day.
00:47:11.000 What's the problem?
00:47:12.000 I'm getting my vitamin D. I'm an outdoorsman.
00:47:18.000 So funny.
00:47:19.000 So, I didn't really show it here, but you got a little barbecue pit.
00:47:21.000 You can see in the reflection there.
00:47:23.000 Next to the Yesco, we got a little barbecue pit back there so you can have your staff do barbecuing.
00:47:27.000 I have three full time staff who live here.
00:47:30.000 And, uh, They're my guys, my friends, and they make the shisha.
00:47:35.000 One's a chef.
00:47:36.000 So if I say barbecue, he'll start cooking.
00:47:38.000 I've got a full time chef who lives with me.
00:47:40.000 I've got a full time shisha, coffee guy.
00:47:42.000 They clean the cars, they keep everything maintained and running, you know, bring waters, whatever, whatever.
00:47:48.000 So I've got full time guys who live here.
00:47:52.000 My G's.
00:47:53.000 So they're around.
00:47:54.000 So I can have a barbecue on a moment's notice. 1.00
00:47:56.000 I'm that fucking guy. 0.99
00:47:57.000 You want to have a barbecue, you have to go, hi, wife, maybe on Friday we could have a barbecue. 1.00
00:48:02.000 And maybe we could invite some other couples over and we could sit around and we could all sit as a couple because you're gay. 1.00
00:48:10.000 If I want to have a barbecue, I say, Yo, Christy, start a barbecue. 1.00
00:48:15.000 He goes out there, starts frying some meat.
00:48:17.000 All my best friends are already in my house.
00:48:19.000 Put on some music.
00:48:20.000 The guys are already there. 1.00
00:48:22.000 If there's baby mamas around, we keep them around or we kick them out. 1.00
00:48:25.000 Someone calls a girlfriend, her friends come over, bam, bam, two minutes later, pool party, barbecue, off the chain, five minutes, five minutes, speed, speed, speed wins. 1.00
00:48:34.000 No fucking around. 0.98
00:48:36.000 So, I have fun on tap, just waiting for me. 1.00
00:48:41.000 This door is blast proof.
00:48:42.000 This is the door Deacock couldn't get in last time.
00:48:44.000 Deacock!
00:48:45.000 Deacock!
00:48:46.000 Hey, hey, remember this door?
00:48:48.000 You remember?
00:48:48.000 An hour and a half?
00:48:49.000 You remember?
00:48:50.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:48:51.000 Pussies. 1.00
00:48:53.000 So, they couldn't get past this door. 1.00
00:48:54.000 It's blast proof, cost $136,000.
00:48:54.000 It's from Switzerland.
00:49:03.000 So, I take back everything I said about living with my friends. 1.00
00:49:04.000 I hate Bailey. 1.00
00:49:06.000 Fuck him. 1.00
00:49:08.000 The reason I make so much content and I'm so funny is because I live with my video team, because they're my friends. 1.00
00:49:13.000 Except for Bailey. 1.00
00:49:15.000 On a serious level, bro, fuck that guy. 1.00
00:49:17.000 He's always just like got a camera and he's always just. 1.00
00:49:21.000 It's like, fuck off. 1.00
00:49:23.000 I'm trying to film my fucking house. 1.00
00:49:24.000 Fuck off. 1.00
00:49:27.000 He's as bad as Marcel. 1.00
00:49:29.000 Now, the house is a bit messy because it's first thing in the morning.
00:49:32.000 Sorry about that.
00:49:32.000 It's a bit messy.
00:49:33.000 That's Christy.
00:49:34.000 That's Christy, the chef.
00:49:36.000 Real G.
00:49:37.000 So we've got the World Cup on.
00:49:39.000 We've got here the living room.
00:49:40.000 It's a bit messy.
00:49:41.000 Like I said, the cleaners are here. 0.98
00:49:42.000 It's my G. Lewis making the shisha, real G. Here's the work area. 1.00
00:49:50.000 We have the work desks. 0.96
00:49:51.000 So we have like four or five workstations.
00:49:53.000 You can also see there's another camera feed here.
00:49:55.000 Because, like I said, the police are going to raid me.
00:49:59.000 I'm that guy.
00:50:00.000 So I like to know they're coming.
00:50:01.000 So we have a camera feed in the security office.
00:50:02.000 We have a camera feed in the main room here.
00:50:05.000 You can see I've got a Ducati there.
00:50:06.000 Why not?
00:50:07.000 There's my roll title belts.
00:50:09.000 There's another bedroom there.
00:50:10.000 There's six bedrooms upstairs, a bunch of bedrooms, all like the apartment you saw.
00:50:14.000 Main living area, nice and open.
00:50:16.000 Nothing closed off, nice and open. 1.00
00:50:18.000 No fucking little gay candles, no little fucking bouquets of flowers. 1.00
00:50:22.000 Just the guy sitting around, big screen, watching sports, playing fucking Smash Bros. 1.00
00:50:29.000 This is the main living room. 0.98
00:50:30.000 Got Street Fighter arcade game over there.
00:50:32.000 I am, bruv, Street Fighter. 0.76
00:50:34.000 I fucked Tristan up at Street Fighter. 0.97
00:50:36.000 He will never beat me. 0.98
00:50:37.000 He will never beat me at Street Fighter. 0.99
00:50:39.000 So we got the work area, a Ducati, because why the fuck not? 0.98
00:50:43.000 This is the war room. 0.97
00:50:44.000 And if you notice, if I go back a tiny bit, the war room also has a blast.
00:50:47.000 Proof door, so we have another door we can close.
00:50:49.000 You see, that door is also, even if they spend two hours getting through the first door, if we lock that door, it's another two hours of safety.
00:50:55.000 We have the war room.
00:50:56.000 I've always wanted to build an escape from the war room, like an underground tunnel that escapes outside of the compound.
00:51:03.000 And if I did build that, I would never show it on camera.
00:51:12.000 Yeah.
00:51:13.000 So we have the war room here, panic room.
00:51:17.000 So we've got the safe, another camera feed.
00:51:19.000 Got to see if the feds are coming.
00:51:20.000 So let's imagine, like, or the enemies, the ops, whatever, they killed my security team.
00:51:24.000 They got AK 47s.
00:51:25.000 It's World War III.
00:51:26.000 They killed my security team.
00:51:27.000 They're busting in my front door.
00:51:28.000 They bust that in.
00:51:29.000 I've closed the war room door.
00:51:30.000 They're trying to get through that door, and I have to escape underground outside of the compound to the land behind where there's a boat waiting.
00:51:36.000 I'm that guy.
00:51:38.000 Top G, hard to kill.
00:51:42.000 Got some booze, got some cigars, got a humidor in there.
00:51:44.000 You know, it's the war room.
00:51:45.000 Let's chill.
00:51:47.000 Got my American Express Platinum here.
00:51:49.000 Another camera feed, as I said, so we can see all the police coming.
00:51:52.000 Workstations.
00:51:53.000 Go through here.
00:51:54.000 It's a bit dark because I've got the shutters down.
00:51:56.000 So in the mornings, because this is early in the morning, we open all the shutters up to make the house light.
00:52:02.000 But at night, we close them all in case police raid at night because these are bulletproof shutters.
00:52:06.000 So you can't break in the glass.
00:52:08.000 Because if you have windows, police break in.
00:52:10.000 That's why you can't have any windows in your house.
00:52:12.000 I have no windows.
00:52:12.000 I have bulletproof shutters that come down over every window.
00:52:15.000 And every morning, I open them up for nice and light.
00:52:17.000 And then if we press the alarm button, they all go dirt, dirt, dirt, and they close down.
00:52:20.000 The house starts going whoop, whoop, whoop.
00:52:22.000 And everyone starts laughing and wiping our phones going, D car here.
00:52:25.000 And then we leave them outside and have coffee in the war room.
00:52:27.000 Like last time.
00:52:28.000 Like last time, me and Tristan smoked cigars and had coffee in the war room for an hour and a half while they banged on the door.
00:52:33.000 Please let me in, please.
00:52:34.000 Please let me in.
00:52:36.000 Yay, please.
00:52:37.000 And after we wiped all of our phones and got bored, we opened the door for them.
00:52:41.000 After two hours, like, this is taking too long.
00:52:43.000 Hi, guys.
00:52:44.000 What do you want?
00:52:45.000 Give me your phone.
00:52:46.000 Ah, ah, I reset. 1.00
00:52:48.000 Shit. 1.00
00:52:49.000 Get fucked. 1.00
00:52:49.000 Here you go, bro. 1.00
00:52:52.000 So it's a bit dark in here right now.
00:52:54.000 I didn't turn the lights on.
00:52:54.000 So we've got a corner area here where the TV can chill.
00:52:57.000 You've got the gym, the fight gym.
00:52:58.000 So we've got the corner area here.
00:53:02.000 You can sit, chill, watch TV.
00:53:03.000 We've got Smash Bros. there as well.
00:53:04.000 Marcel loses.
00:53:05.000 We've got the boxing ring.
00:53:07.000 Got treadmill, got some weights here, punch bag. 0.72
00:53:10.000 That's all the fight gym here.
00:53:11.000 We're about to do a big event for the war room.
00:53:13.000 If you're not in the war room, join.
00:53:15.000 The war room's gonna have an event in Romania probably in August.
00:53:17.000 And we're gonna get like the dog, we're gonna get everyone into the fight gym.
00:53:20.000 We're gonna like throw down in the ring and see who can survive longest. 0.99
00:53:24.000 Like the fucking dog pound. 1.00
00:53:26.000 It's gonna be sick. 1.00
00:53:28.000 So, um, because the war room members are permanently welcome at HQ.
00:53:31.000 You can just come to HQ.
00:53:32.000 It's the war room HQ, is the point of it.
00:53:34.000 So we've got the fight gym here.
00:53:36.000 Upstairs above the fight gym, up those stairs, you got four or five more apartment bedrooms.
00:53:40.000 Four or five more guys live up there with their full apartment bedrooms.
00:53:42.000 We've got a full cinema up there.
00:53:44.000 I didn't show the cinema, I forgot in my video.
00:53:46.000 We've got cinema upstairs as well, like a full big cinema area you can sit and eat popcorn and watch cinema movies and da da da.
00:53:51.000 So we've got cinema.
00:53:52.000 I forgot to show it.
00:53:53.000 Oh well.
00:53:54.000 Cinema and bedrooms are upstairs.
00:53:57.000 And then it's still a bit of construction because we haven't completely finished the fight gym yet.
00:54:00.000 That's why we're going to finish it all before the warm event.
00:54:01.000 That's why there's a little bit of shower and blah blah blah.
00:54:03.000 That's why there's a little bit of construction stuff here.
00:54:05.000 And then we have the car garage.
00:54:09.000 Here, so we got SF90 Spider. 0.98
00:54:14.000 Valhalla, Ravualto, Vanquish, Huracan, the M5, the 1,000 horsepower M5, and Tristan's fucking Lada. 0.98
00:54:23.000 I don't know why he puts. 0.98
00:54:25.000 I don't know why his Lada is in the garage. 0.90
00:54:27.000 I've told him he doesn't need to fucking protect it from the rain, but he pretends it matters, so his Lada's there. 0.94
00:54:38.000 Let's go all the whips. 0.98
00:54:39.000 This is the life, gentlemen. 0.97
00:54:42.000 This is it.
00:54:44.000 This is the life you want to live.
00:54:47.000 I've got everything I need, just like the meme.
00:54:49.000 I've got the gym, indoor, outdoor.
00:54:51.000 I've got Smash Bros. indoor, outdoor, security team, podcast studio.
00:54:54.000 I've got cameras everywhere to see everything going on.
00:54:56.000 I've got my privacy in my apartments.
00:54:57.000 I've got all my whips.
00:54:58.000 I've got everything.
00:55:00.000 And I can decide if this is a house full of loving children who care about me.
00:55:06.000 I can decide if I want to be uncle to Tristan's kids.
00:55:09.000 Uncle Andrew, Tristan brings all his kids, and I bring all my kids.
00:55:12.000 And there's like 20 kids, and there's a big happy family vibe like the olden days.
00:55:17.000 You're marrying one chick and sitting with one chick.
00:55:19.000 Your kids hate you, bro. 0.97
00:55:21.000 My kids grow up with all their cousins.
00:55:23.000 There's like 20 kids around, huge, big families.
00:55:27.000 You say I'm a bad dad.
00:55:28.000 I got to grow up, grow up in huge households full of people.
00:55:33.000 Kids everywhere.
00:55:34.000 Christmas Day, Thanksgiving. 1.00
00:55:37.000 We didn't have to drive across state, none of that shit. 0.99
00:55:40.000 Everyone together, 20, 30 people, all related. 0.98
00:55:42.000 Beautiful vibe. 0.99
00:55:44.000 We get to decide if we have that, or we get to decide if it's just guys training, or we get to decide if it's us guys plus a bunch of fucking hot 19-year-old chicks. 0.99
00:55:53.000 And we can decide it all on a whim. 0.99
00:55:55.000 One message, done. 1.00
00:55:57.000 Message my PA, bring the hoes. 1.00
00:56:00.000 Bring the kids. 1.00
00:56:01.000 One message, done.
00:56:03.000 I get to choose the entire vibe of my house. 0.87
00:56:07.000 Your house vibe is, I'm living with a chick and she's baking muffins and we have to watch Twilight tonight or she yells at me.
00:56:13.000 My house vibe is, do I want a party?
00:56:15.000 Do I want a pool party?
00:56:16.000 Do I want a barbecue?
00:56:17.000 Do I want to see my children? 1.00
00:56:18.000 Do I want to live with the mandem? 0.98
00:56:19.000 It's just guys?
00:56:20.000 Are we training?
00:56:21.000 Are we making money today?
00:56:22.000 What are we doing?
00:56:22.000 I get to just chop and change anything I want, anytime I want.
00:56:27.000 Let me go do an emergency meeting.
00:56:29.000 Let me hit the gym.
00:56:30.000 Let me jump in the Yesco.
00:56:31.000 Let me see my sons.
00:56:32.000 Let me see my daughters.
00:56:33.000 Let me see my baddies. 1.00
00:56:35.000 Whatever.
00:56:37.000 Flexibility.
00:56:41.000 That's what life is about as a man.
00:56:42.000 That's why HQ is undefeated.
00:56:45.000 It is the only life worth living as a man.
00:56:48.000 It is undefeated. 1.00
00:56:50.000 If you live with a woman, you're going to catch her taking a shit. 1.00
00:56:58.000 Is that the life you want to live? 1.00
00:57:00.000 Is that the person you want to be?
00:57:05.000 Not me.
00:57:06.000 I've never seen any of my women without makeup ever.
00:57:11.000 Ever. 1.00
00:57:11.000 You're sitting around with some fucking girl who looks good on Instagram. 1.00
00:57:14.000 She'll do all her makeup and do all these stories and look amazing on Instagram for other men. 1.00
00:57:19.000 And you're sitting around while she's in a t-shirt eating pretzels. 1.00
00:57:23.000 Looking like a fucking slob. 1.00
00:57:24.000 And you're like, and then they put those memes up. 1.00
00:57:27.000 They put those fucking videos up. 1.00
00:57:29.000 Even when you look like a slob, your boyfriend still wants to fuck you. 1.00
00:57:33.000 Have you seen those where she's like walking around a t-shirt and the guy's like creeping on her? 1.00
00:57:36.000 Yeah, because he's desperate.
00:57:39.000 He's desperate. 1.00
00:57:40.000 In Afghanistan, they fuck pigs and donkeys. 1.00
00:57:42.000 It's all they can get. 1.00
00:57:43.000 And you're the house pig. 0.99
00:57:45.000 And his willy's hard. 0.99
00:57:48.000 So he goes up to the house pig without makeup.
00:57:50.000 Hi, babe.
00:57:51.000 It's been a while since we've done it.
00:57:54.000 I've got a headache. 0.99
00:57:56.000 What the fuck is this? 1.00
00:57:57.000 Kill yourself. 1.00
00:57:59.000 I say to my women, come over. 1.00
00:58:01.000 She says, I have to do my makeup.
00:58:03.000 See you in an hour then. 1.00
00:58:05.000 My bitches turn up in heels, they turn up with their makeup done. 1.00
00:58:08.000 Hair done, looking perfect, head to toe. 1.00
00:58:11.000 They all look fucking great all the time. 0.99
00:58:14.000 Never seen them look ugly ever. 1.00
00:58:16.000 They're all sitting around my house, lounging around, looking like shit ever. 1.00
00:58:20.000 All fucking on point, all baddies, all. 1.00
00:58:25.000 If they have to go and they have to go do their beauty treatments and shit, do it at your house, not my house. 1.00
00:58:32.000 You live with a woman, there's too much familiarity. 1.00
00:58:34.000 She'll fall out of love with you, you'll fall out of love with her. 1.00
00:58:36.000 You're sitting there with these fucking brat ass kids. 1.00
00:58:42.000 People have seen the videos of my son training. 1.00
00:58:46.000 I click and he squat, jab cross, click, and he obeys me.
00:58:49.000 And they're like, oh, I wish my son would obey.
00:58:51.000 Your son doesn't obey because you're there all the time.
00:58:54.000 These Christian dads are like, you need to be with your kids all the time. 1.00
00:58:56.000 Your kids look at you like the fucking pussy you are. 1.00
00:59:01.000 So they don't respect you. 1.00
00:59:03.000 When a son goes over to Batman's house and dad, Batman, is with 10 other fucking Batman esque niggas and he starts saying train, the son is like, yes, sir. 1.00
00:59:14.000 You're gonna get your shit straight. 1.00
00:59:18.000 You can't be living with a fucking chick one on one with this fucking crap. 1.00
00:59:21.000 Fuck it off. 1.00
00:59:22.000 It'll destroy you. 1.00
00:59:23.000 It's why it never works. 1.00
00:59:25.000 No one stays married. 1.00
00:59:26.000 It's why your kids suck. 1.00
00:59:27.000 It's why your daughters are whores. 1.00
00:59:29.000 It's why your woman cheats. 1.00
00:59:30.000 It's why you're depressed. 1.00
00:59:31.000 It's why you're fat. 0.94
00:59:33.000 All of your problems come from the same thing. 0.99
00:59:35.000 You need a HQ.
00:59:36.000 And to get a HQ, you need money.
00:59:40.000 And to get money, I'm going to help you.
00:59:44.000 Because something big is coming to the Rumble wallet shortly.
00:59:48.000 And every single emergency meeting I've been doing so far, I've been mentioning the Rumble wallet because you're going to need it.
00:59:53.000 It's free to download.
00:59:55.000 You can keep your money there.
01:00:03.000 Rumble is just on a big acquisition of some AI data centers.
01:00:06.000 You can look that up if you're interested in the stock.
01:00:09.000 But if you're interested in crypto, you're going to need the Rumble wallet.
01:00:12.000 And I'll be revealing why shortly.
01:00:15.000 So for now, it's completely free to download.
01:00:17.000 If you watch emergency meetings, you should have it.
01:00:19.000 If you're a member of the real world, you should certainly have it.
01:00:21.000 Download the Rumble wallet today.
01:00:24.000 So that's how HQ works.
01:00:26.000 That's the mechanics behind it.
01:00:28.000 I would actually be very interested in your feedback, gentlemen.
01:00:32.000 I'd like to hear what you think about it.
01:00:34.000 So we can do the super chats.
01:00:36.000 You can tweet at me.
01:00:38.000 I'm looking forward to seeing what my fellow white supremacist Nick has to say about my setup.
01:00:42.000 Maybe it's not very Christian.
01:00:45.000 Maybe it's not very Christian, Nick.
01:00:46.000 Nick, I'm talking to you.
01:00:47.000 Maybe it's not very Christian.
01:00:49.000 Maybe it's not very Christian to have 20 women I haven't married and I have a bunch of kids and loads of money. 0.80
01:00:53.000 Maybe it's not very Christian.
01:00:54.000 Maybe it doesn't say in the Bible have a HQ. 1.00
01:00:55.000 Maybe you're right.
01:00:57.000 Maybe you're right. 0.99
01:00:59.000 Maybe the Christian thing to do is to fucking take her to church and forgive her for her sins. 1.00
01:01:05.000 Forgive her for all the jizz she swallowed and believe that she's born again. 1.00
01:01:10.000 And I should sit with her and hold her hand all day. 0.96
01:01:13.000 Maybe that's the Christian thing to do.
01:01:14.000 Maybe I should be like Matt Walsh saying, Andrew Tate doesn't understand how to be a dad. 0.99
01:01:21.000 My son would beat the fuck out of your son. 1.00
01:01:22.000 Choose your best kid, pussy ol'. 1.00
01:01:24.000 Choose your best kid, you fucking punk. 1.00
01:01:26.000 Get your best Pokemon. 1.00
01:01:27.000 My son will beat your son to a fucking pulp. 1.00
01:01:30.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
01:01:32.000 Bitch nigger. 1.00
01:01:32.000 I've got a beard. 1.00
01:01:33.000 Imagine having a beard that looks gay. 1.00
01:01:36.000 My beard looks cool. 1.00
01:01:38.000 You suck and your kids suck. 1.00
01:01:41.000 Bet your wife sits around the house with no makeup on. 1.00
01:01:44.000 Couldn't be me. 1.00
01:01:47.000 All I do is win. 0.99
01:01:50.000 All I do is fucking win. 1.00
01:01:52.000 Win, win, win. 0.99
01:01:54.000 You know, when I had all these girlfriends, people would say, he's going to have all these girlfriends.
01:01:59.000 One day he's going to wish he had kids and family instead.
01:02:03.000 I got double digit kids.
01:02:06.000 You can't be a playboy because then you're not going to have anything that matters. 0.95
01:02:09.000 I would give up being a playboy and give up sex forever to have my two kids. 0.98
01:02:14.000 Yeah, well, I didn't have to give up anything. 1.00
01:02:16.000 I have as many fucking orgies as I want, and I have 20 kids. 0.99
01:02:22.000 I win. 1.00
01:02:24.000 So now what are you going to do?
01:02:27.000 Arrest me? 1.00
01:02:30.000 Give a shit. 1.00
01:02:31.000 It's funny. 1.00
01:02:32.000 Getting arrested is funny.
01:02:34.000 Going to jail is funny.
01:02:36.000 It's all funny.
01:02:38.000 So, yeah, sorry, Nick. 1.00
01:02:41.000 It's not very Christian. 0.99
01:02:42.000 But you know what?
01:02:47.000 I'm just a guy.
01:02:49.000 I'm just a guy. 0.98
01:02:50.000 I'm using white man's organization with black man's pimping. 0.99
01:02:54.000 Give me money, give me women, give me children, give me status, give me fast cars, give me diamonds. 1.00
01:03:01.000 But the white man's mind to get it all, and I'm combined into a fucking superhuman. 1.00
01:03:06.000 Okay? 0.99
01:03:08.000 So download the Rumble wallet today.