Tate Speech - June 24, 2026


EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 145 - CONSTRUCTION


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00:01:35.000 So nothing feels real anymore.
00:01:38.000 I know you know exactly what I'm talking about.
00:01:41.000 You're going through life and you're driving your car and you're going to work and you're fucking your girlfriend, but nothing feels real anymore.
00:01:46.000 It feels like a simulation.
00:01:48.000 It feels like you're in a TV show and all the other people are just characters which have been rendered for you to navigate the matrix, the cosmos, simulation, the multiverse, whatever you want to call it.
00:02:05.000 And the main reason nothing feels real is what we're going to talk about today.
00:02:08.000 Because it is a modern phenomenon that everybody is suffering from.
00:02:13.000 Now, this is in a way a powerful thing.
00:02:15.000 When bad things happen, when World War III pops off and they say that Iran is attacking all the Gulf countries, you don't sit there with actual worry.
00:02:25.000 You monitor the situation for entertainment, but you don't sit there thinking, oh my God, nukes are gonna fly and millions of people are gonna die.
00:02:31.000 You just sit there and go, meh, let me just do memes.
00:02:34.000 Let me make some memes because it's not real.
00:02:38.000 And then when good things happen to you, if you make some money, Or if your girlfriend tells you she loves you, or it's a sunny day and you're outside walking, feeling the sun on your skin, that doesn't feel real either.
00:02:50.000 So you don't have the negative effects of a true root inside of reality, and you don't have the positive effects of a true root inside of reality.
00:02:58.000 You're living in this semi dreamlike state.
00:03:02.000 You're just kind of floating through life.
00:03:05.000 And the saddest thing about this is that life is limited and time is limited.
00:03:08.000 And you're going through the world, burning time, without truly experiencing or being engaged with anything.
00:03:17.000 The reason I think this is happening is that we're now in a world where we have so much constant input and information, we never for a second do what we previously used to do only a decade or so ago, which is stop and process our experiences, process our thoughts, think about the future, think about things that have already happened.
00:03:41.000 Imagine your mind, your personality, the parameters from which you operate.
00:03:47.000 Are a house which you have built based on your experiences you've had throughout your entire sentient life.
00:03:53.000 You go through life, something happens, that's input, those are bricks, and you take those bricks and you add them to your house.
00:04:01.000 You decide that if I go up to girls, they like me, or I go up to girls, they don't like me, or if I go up to girls, they don't like me because I look a certain way, I need to change the way I look, or because I don't have enough money, I need to make more money.
00:04:12.000 You take these inputs, you take these bricks, and you add them to your house, and this house becomes who you are.
00:04:18.000 It becomes your entire mentality.
00:04:20.000 It becomes the lens from which you view the world.
00:04:24.000 And now we live in a world where previously you would take a brick from an experience, you'd take another brick from another experience, you'd sit and you'd ponder what does this brick do?
00:04:36.000 Where did it come from?
00:04:37.000 What shape is it?
00:04:38.000 How do I add this brick to my house in the most effective way?
00:04:43.000 Where should it go?
00:04:44.000 How do I build the best possible house with this brick?
00:04:47.000 We've moved on from that now to just endless acquisition of resources and bricks.
00:04:53.000 You are constantly running out into the world, grabbing bricks, coming back to where your house is supposed to be, and just throwing them on the floor.
00:05:01.000 And then you're going back out and getting more bricks and coming back and just throwing them on the floor.
00:05:04.000 You're not thinking about the experiences you're having.
00:05:07.000 You're not thinking through in your mind past positive and negative situations to see if you actually made the right choice.
00:05:14.000 You're not contemplating the future.
00:05:16.000 You're not daydreaming.
00:05:17.000 You're not sitting there and just imagining what could be.
00:05:20.000 You're not doing anything.
00:05:21.000 You're just constantly grabbing more and more bricks from the simulation itself.
00:05:27.000 You never see anybody sit inside of their thoughts anymore.
00:05:31.000 And when you were sitting inside of your thoughts, this is when you were building who you actually are.
00:05:35.000 This is when you were thinking back to that girlfriend from 11 years ago.
00:05:38.000 Why did she pop up now?
00:05:40.000 Or that failed business deal from eight years ago.
00:05:42.000 Why did it pop up now?
00:05:44.000 And you'd sit there for an hour.
00:05:45.000 Just think about it.
00:05:47.000 And when you'd identify the small things you'd never noticed before, or identify the small areas you could have changed to build a completely different outcome, that is how you would take the brick, you'd take the input, and you'd use it in the most effective way.
00:06:02.000 Now you don't do that because you don't sit inside of your thoughts.
00:06:05.000 If you start thinking of your girlfriend from 11 years ago, within six to seven seconds, maybe two to three seconds, you pull out your phone and you start scrolling for new girls on Instagram.
00:06:16.000 That's it.
00:06:17.000 So nothing is real.
00:06:19.000 You're not living in a dream feeling like, oh, I live in a dream and the problem is me.
00:06:23.000 No.
00:06:24.000 You are actually in a dream.
00:06:26.000 You're not in some kind of delusion.
00:06:28.000 You're in a dream because you are not giving anything the anchoring that it needs to feel real.
00:06:34.000 I could talk about this myself.
00:06:36.000 So far, I've been to 21 countries this year.
00:06:38.000 This morning I was in Kazakhstan.
00:06:40.000 Now I'm in Dubai.
00:06:41.000 I came into Dubai during the war, World War III.
00:06:45.000 I've been to New York, Miami, Uzbekistan, all around the world, Istanbul, Bucharest, etc.
00:06:48.000 Does any of it feel real?
00:06:50.000 If I sit and think about it, do I sit and I think about the air I smelt on the steppe of Kazakhstan when I put my phone away and I smelt and breathed in the air and I looked around and I imagined the Silk Road or I imagined Genghis Khan and his horde charging on their horses?
00:07:10.000 At the enemies who they were sure to destroy.
00:07:12.000 Then it felt real.
00:07:13.000 But if I was just going from place to place, just on my phone, okay, what's next?
00:07:16.000 What's next?
00:07:16.000 Let's go here.
00:07:17.000 Okay, give me the money.
00:07:17.000 This meeting, that meeting.
00:07:18.000 Give me the money.
00:07:19.000 Okay, next flight.
00:07:19.000 Okay, I've got the money.
00:07:20.000 Boom, boom, boom.
00:07:22.000 You know, whether I was in New York or Miami or LA or Istanbul or Bucharest or Dubai, the entire time I was on WhatsApp.
00:07:35.000 So people would say to me, Where are you now?
00:07:36.000 And I'd say, I'm on WhatsApp.
00:07:37.000 And they say, No, no, but where are you?
00:07:40.000 I'm on WhatsApp.
00:07:41.000 It doesn't matter where my body is.
00:07:42.000 My mind is stuck talking to the same people I'd talk to, no matter where I am on the planet.
00:07:47.000 This is why nothing feels real.
00:07:50.000 The last time, even me as a person, seriously sat down and defragged my mind was jail.
00:07:59.000 It's the last time I had hours to sit there and go through all of the things I didn't realize still bothered me and come to the conclusions that everybody listens to me to talk about.
00:08:09.000 The conclusions I talk about, the things I say, Don't come from me endlessly acquiring bricks.
00:08:15.000 They come from me getting a brick and inspecting it so carefully and so closely that I can see all the nooks and crannies that other people don't see.
00:08:25.000 You're never going to feel like your life is real until you slow down, until you start taking two hours a day away from screens, away from your phone, away from most activity.
00:08:38.000 Maybe you can hit the gym, lifting weights isn't too difficult cognitively.
00:08:42.000 And to just think about whatever comes into your mind.
00:08:45.000 This is how you build yourself.
00:08:47.000 This is how you build your personality.
00:08:49.000 This is how you build a version of reality that you believe to be true.
00:08:53.000 You can fuck the most beautiful girl in the world, but the second it's over, you jump back on your phone and start looking for new girls.
00:08:59.000 It doesn't matter.
00:09:00.000 It doesn't mean anything.
00:09:01.000 This is why love is gone.
00:09:03.000 This is why friendship is gone.
00:09:04.000 This is why nobody cares about the news anymore.
00:09:07.000 This is why no one cares about politics.
00:09:08.000 This is why nobody cares if aliens come.
00:09:10.000 Nobody cares.
00:09:12.000 Everybody is just scrolling, looking for more and more information, more and more junk, without deeply processing any of it.
00:09:20.000 The true experience of being human isn't just living experiences.
00:09:26.000 The true experience of being human is not just what is lived, it is what is thought about.
00:09:29.000 You think back to history, you think of these philosophers and these kings and these historians, you read Napoleon's memoirs.
00:09:37.000 It's not just about the battle he was in, it was about how he saw the battle, how he felt during the battle, how he felt after the battle, what he believed he should have done different at Waterloo.
00:09:49.000 Napoleon spent years thinking about the day he lost that battle.
00:09:54.000 Years.
00:09:55.000 He thought about every single little detail and he wrote it down.
00:09:59.000 That is why he felt alive.
00:10:01.000 And the reason you don't is because.
00:10:02.000 You haven't sat and thought about any of the experiences you've lived in the last year for more than five to six seconds.
00:10:12.000 And everybody does it.
00:10:14.000 A lot of it, I think, is a coping mechanism.
00:10:17.000 I'll be honest with you.
00:10:18.000 Men do it, but women are fantastic at this also.
00:10:21.000 Women will go out, get drunk, be a whore, sleep with someone, and the next day be like, yeah, whatever.
00:10:25.000 Scrolling on TikTok, replying to DMs.
00:10:27.000 Yeah, no, no.
00:10:29.000 Don't think about it.
00:10:30.000 Didn't happen.
00:10:31.000 Block it off.
00:10:31.000 And then to her next man in her DMs, she says, yeah, I need a man who really takes care of me.
00:10:35.000 I need a Lambo.
00:10:35.000 I wouldn't sleep with a guy for free.
00:10:37.000 Complete delusion because she hasn't sat there and analyzed why I did what I did?
00:10:43.000 Did it even make me happy?
00:10:44.000 Was it the right thing to do?
00:10:46.000 How do I make sure it doesn't happen again?
00:10:48.000 What was my goal?
00:10:50.000 What did he say to me that convinced me it was a good idea?
00:10:54.000 No self thought, no self reflection.
00:10:57.000 And I'm not even talking about this to try and make you guys successful.
00:11:02.000 I'm not telling you all of this so you can make as much money as possible like I normally am.
00:11:05.000 I'm telling you all of this so you can feel happier.
00:11:08.000 So, you can feel like you're actually alive instead of just wasting entire days.
00:11:14.000 Because that's what you're currently doing.
00:11:16.000 You're going for a walk, then you're going to the gym, then you're starting your work, then you're messaging some girls, and then you go out with the girls, and you go for dinner, and the day ends, and you never really felt anything the entire way through.
00:11:26.000 You need to take a little bit of time throughout the day.
00:11:28.000 You need to take a little break where you sit there and go, okay, what's coming into my mind?
00:11:35.000 Why do I feel the way I feel?
00:11:37.000 A bunch of you feel anxious.
00:11:39.000 I get messages and emails all the time about anxiety.
00:11:42.000 You don't even know why.
00:11:44.000 I'm anxious all the time, or I'm nervous all the time.
00:11:46.000 I think I need money.
00:11:48.000 I don't know.
00:11:48.000 I'm stressed.
00:11:49.000 You don't even know why.
00:11:51.000 Because you haven't sat and thought and analyzed it.
00:11:54.000 The second you feel stressed, you get your phone out and you look for more information.
00:11:58.000 More bricks, more bricks.
00:11:59.000 You're not building anything.
00:12:01.000 And this is the biggest mistake you can make.
00:12:03.000 Because you may think you're stressed about money, but are you?
00:12:08.000 I mean, obviously, it's easy to say, yes, I want more money.
00:12:10.000 Everybody wants more money.
00:12:11.000 But maybe it's not stressed about money.
00:12:13.000 Maybe you're stressed about status.
00:12:15.000 Maybe you're stressed that your mother is sick.
00:12:17.000 Maybe you should take your mother for a walk.
00:12:18.000 Maybe you should sit and go.
00:12:19.000 I'm really stressed because I can see my mother is getting old and I don't have money to send her to the best hospital.
00:12:24.000 You know what I should do?
00:12:24.000 I should go on an hour walk every day with my mom and try and encourage her to live a more active lifestyle.
00:12:30.000 And maybe that will cure some of my anxiety.
00:12:32.000 And maybe me and her will have a deeper connection.
00:12:34.000 And maybe I can stay off of my phone.
00:12:35.000 And maybe I'll have some time to think once again.
00:12:38.000 Nobody is thinking.
00:12:40.000 We are all trapped in the matrix, completely lost in our minds, in a haze of new information and endless dopamine.
00:12:48.000 In a haze of chasing and not appreciating any of the things we have, everybody is already plugged into the system.
00:12:57.000 Neuralink is coming and it's not going to be a hard sell.
00:12:59.000 You're already plugged in.
00:13:01.000 You're already staring at your screen all day.
00:13:03.000 You already don't think about anything.
00:13:05.000 You don't think about your past experiences.
00:13:07.000 You don't recall from memory.
00:13:09.000 You don't daydream.
00:13:10.000 You don't imagine.
00:13:11.000 You don't think about your dead parents.
00:13:13.000 You don't think about people you used to love who are now dead for more than two seconds without getting your phone out.
00:13:19.000 You don't sit in a waiting room.
00:13:20.000 You don't look out the window of a car as it drives and just admire the new or familiar scenario you're in.
00:13:30.000 You don't pay attention to any details whatsoever.
00:13:34.000 And it's getting worse and worse.
00:13:37.000 The human mind has evolved for long periods of sedation, long periods of doing nothing.
00:13:43.000 You would go on a hunt, you would do something that day, and then you would sit with your friends and talk about it.
00:13:49.000 And the reason you talk about these experiences is to get new information, to make sure you haven't missed anything.
00:13:54.000 To get new inputs, to help dissect it as a group.
00:13:57.000 And then you'd sit and you'd analyze it.
00:14:00.000 What did I do right?
00:14:01.000 What did I do wrong?
00:14:03.000 And then you felt happy.
00:14:05.000 Guys, I have to be honest with you.
00:14:10.000 Jail was fantastic.
00:14:14.000 I was so present in jail.
00:14:17.000 Food has never tasted so good.
00:14:20.000 When they put on a movie in the corner of the room in Romanian, a language I don't even speak, I could watch the whole thing now.
00:14:29.000 I could watch the whole thing from start to finish.
00:14:31.000 Now I can't even watch the most entertaining movie on the planet in English without getting my phone out of my pocket.
00:14:36.000 I can't go to the cinema.
00:14:38.000 My brain's fried.
00:14:38.000 I can't do it.
00:14:39.000 Neither can you.
00:14:41.000 I could sit and watch an entire movie.
00:14:43.000 I could have a phone call and be excited to just talk.
00:14:47.000 Me and Tristan would talk for five or six hours.
00:14:50.000 I don't even remember what about.
00:14:51.000 It doesn't matter.
00:14:51.000 We would just talk.
00:14:52.000 I've never laughed at jokes like I laughed at those jokes.
00:14:55.000 I've never slept so well.
00:14:57.000 I've never dreamt so vividly.
00:14:59.000 And that's just having three or four months away from screens.
00:15:02.000 Just from understanding that I can't get new bricks, I can't get new information into my mind right now.
00:15:08.000 So I'm just going to go through the information that I currently have.
00:15:12.000 I'm going to go through what's already there, and I'm going to process it.
00:15:16.000 What I'm going to do on our next emergency meeting is go through the tweets that I was writing on a napkin and giving to my lawyer to give to Tristan's cousin to tweet while I was in jail.
00:15:27.000 I'm going to go through and I'm going to talk about these tweets that were coming to my head while I was sitting in a Romanian jail.
00:15:33.000 And we're going to analyze them and we're going to see why I was thinking the things I was thinking.
00:15:38.000 Because now, I consciously am forcing myself to detox.
00:15:46.000 But I notice, especially as I do it more consciously, that nobody else around me even thinks of these things or does them.
00:15:53.000 Everybody is permanently staring at a screen.
00:15:56.000 Everybody is living in anxiety about what's going to come in the future.
00:16:00.000 Everybody believes that a day will come where their problems will go away or they'll be rich and then they'll be present and then they'll be happy.
00:16:07.000 But that's not the case.
00:16:09.000 Unless you learn to sit and allow your brain to do what it wants to do, unless you learn to allow your brain to hit a neutral state and to process the information it has and to put it all in order and to put the Lego bricks together and to build your house, unless you do this, you're not even learning from the things that happen to you.
00:16:28.000 Probably the only silver lining to the bad things that happen to you are the lessons.
00:16:33.000 That's what they say, right?
00:16:34.000 It's never a loss, it's always a lesson.
00:16:37.000 So you're supposed to sit down and go, okay, I need to learn something from this bad thing that happened.
00:16:41.000 But you're not learning anything.
00:16:43.000 The bad things happening to you, you're getting your phone out to distract yourself.
00:16:47.000 You're learning nothing, and you're continuing like a blundering idiot, stumbling through life with no new insights, no new knowledge.
00:16:59.000 You're the same moron who made the first mistake, trying to distract himself, believing that if he gets enough bricks, enough new pieces of information, that he'll be okay.
00:17:11.000 The point of life as a man is empire.
00:17:14.000 You're alive to win.
00:17:16.000 But you're also alive to feel alive.
00:17:20.000 And we're living in a really interesting point in history where we are slowly, slowly becoming machines.
00:17:25.000 There's no doubt in my mind in the next hundred years we will all be half machine.
00:17:29.000 We'll all be cyborgs.
00:17:31.000 And our minds are already prepared for this because we're already living in a false digital state.
00:17:36.000 You're more concerned about messages you have on Telegram than you are about the trees outside your window.
00:17:41.000 You're more concerned about girls you've never met with filtered pictures on Instagram.
00:17:45.000 Than the girlfriend who you see every day.
00:17:47.000 You're more concerned about possibly trying to make new memories than enjoying and truly processing the old memories that you've already experienced.
00:17:54.000 You're so concerned with, ah, I wanna go Saint Tropez this summer, I wanna do this.
00:17:58.000 Why don't you think about the nice things you've already done?
00:18:01.000 Why don't you truly get the juice from the orange?
00:18:03.000 Why don't you actually squeeze the juice from the experiences you've previously had as opposed to constantly chasing more and more and more and more and then getting in a loop where you don't actually enjoy any of it?
00:18:14.000 We need to break ourselves out of the dream.
00:18:17.000 We need to break ourselves out of the illusion because if I want to be an optimist, I think the internet is dying.
00:18:23.000 I think AI and bots, and because it's hard to tell what's real and what's fake now, it's getting more and more diluted with absolute slop.
00:18:32.000 And perhaps if I were to take the positive look on life, the people who are going to win in the next decade are the people who are the most human.
00:18:43.000 And to be the most human, you need to be able to think and feel things like a human does.
00:18:48.000 And to do that, you need to dedicate a little bit of time.
00:18:51.000 So, from this emergency meeting, I would like all of you, and you feel free to email me or tweet at me for the next week, to take one hour a day away from all your phones, away from any kind of input.
00:19:02.000 Not meditate, don't have to sit in a dark room.
00:19:06.000 Just put your phone away.
00:19:06.000 Next time you're in a car, just go, you know what, for the rest of this journey, I'm not going to touch my phone.
00:19:09.000 I'm just going to look out the window and see what you think of.
00:19:13.000 You'll be amazed what pops into your mind.
00:19:16.000 You might start to like it.
00:19:17.000 You'll be amazed what observations you'll come to.
00:19:19.000 You'll be amazed what lessons you'll learn.
00:19:21.000 You already have lessons in your head you haven't unlocked, you haven't decoded.
00:19:25.000 And perhaps those lessons will help you in the future in a similar scenario.
00:19:29.000 Perhaps you'll become a better person.
00:19:30.000 Perhaps you'll love your partner better than ever before.
00:19:33.000 Perhaps you'll be smarter.
00:19:34.000 Perhaps you'll be more interesting and more insightful.
00:19:36.000 Perhaps you'll have more to say.
00:19:38.000 Instead of trying to always do more, we should take an hour or so to sit and process and think.
00:19:44.000 And I think that staying human in this world is one of the largest and most difficult challenges.
00:19:49.000 And I like to believe, because the moral arc of the universe bends towards justice, the people who manage to achieve this very difficult task are going to be somehow monumentally rewarded.
00:19:58.000 Maybe financially, but certainly as soon as you start to enjoy your life more and enjoy your experiences on this planet more, you've already felt the reward.
00:20:10.000 I don't allow Wi Fi on my private jets for this reason.
00:20:19.000 When I was broke, I always dreamed of flying private, and then I started flying private, and then I started flying private, and it wasn't fun anymore, and then I spent the entire time on my laptop.
00:20:29.000 Because I'm a busy man with a large empire and lots to do, and I'm working.
00:20:32.000 Typing, typing, typing.
00:20:33.000 And I thought, you know what?
00:20:35.000 I don't even appreciate this anymore.
00:20:36.000 The fact that I have air taxis and I can private jet around the world.
00:20:40.000 You know what?
00:20:40.000 Unless I'm going to sit and experience the boredom of just sitting here, I want a jet, I'm just going to sit here, just think, look out the window.
00:20:50.000 Think about this you're flying 35,000 feet above the planet, and you don't even look out the window anymore.
00:20:59.000 When I used to fly when I was younger, everyone wanted the window seat.
00:21:01.000 Everyone would look out the window.
00:21:02.000 But now all the planes have Wi Fi.
00:21:04.000 Who do you see looking out the window?
00:21:06.000 Nobody.
00:21:07.000 We're not even born to fly, we're born to walk.
00:21:11.000 And we have a bird's eye view.
00:21:13.000 We can fly higher than an eagle.
00:21:15.000 We can see entire continents from the edge of space, and we're not interested because we're on our phones.
00:21:21.000 Texting the same people we texted were on the ground, or playing a video game, or scrolling for dopamine on Twitter.
00:21:28.000 Isn't that sad that you don't even look out the window?
00:21:31.000 Look at all the cars driving past, understanding that each one of those are an individual person with their own thoughts and dreams and hopes, with a completely separate and unique worldview, with a family, with a mother, with a father.
00:21:45.000 We don't do any of that.
00:21:46.000 We don't think about anything anymore.
00:21:49.000 And I think, in the coming decade, the most important thing for us to do is to try and keep hold of our humanity.
00:21:56.000 And for me, the easiest way to do that is just to take a little break and take a little time.
00:22:01.000 Now, let's get realistic.
00:22:03.000 It's easy to take an hour away from your screen if you have lots of money.
00:22:07.000 Totally understand that.
00:22:09.000 Because time is money.
00:22:10.000 So when you spend time doing something, you are effectively spending money doing something.
00:22:15.000 So, for that reason, it's easy for you to sit and say, Oh, Andrew, you have hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:22:19.000 Of course, you can take time off.
00:22:20.000 Well, no matter how much money you have, you feel like you need more.
00:22:23.000 And I would argue that when you have hundreds of millions of dollars, you're more stressed about money than the person with $1 million or $1,000.
00:22:31.000 Because you have a whole bunch of moving parts and a large empire and you don't want to lose your lifestyle.
00:22:35.000 So, if I can do it, you can do it.
00:22:36.000 But I know you would like to experience what it's like to have hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:22:41.000 I know you would like to experience it at the other side.
00:22:43.000 Totally understand.
00:22:44.000 Don't blame you.
00:22:45.000 Life's great if you're.
00:22:46.000 Rich, I've never said life's any different.
00:22:48.000 You should be trying your very best to be as rich as possible, and you just want to make sure you enjoy it.
00:22:53.000 For that reason, there are two things you should do.
00:22:55.000 First, you should join the real world.
00:22:57.000 If you're already a member, fantastic.
00:22:58.000 I'm about to read out super chats if we have any.
00:23:01.000 And secondly, you can download the Rumble wallet for free.
00:23:04.000 The Rumble wallet, we're going to put the QR code on the screen, it's completely free.
00:23:07.000 Download it now.
00:23:09.000 Something is going to be happening in the next few weeks which will allow you to make some money.
00:23:12.000 And perhaps you can take that money, buy an ice cream, go for a nice walk in the park.
00:23:16.000 Walk in the park with your ice cream.
00:23:18.000 Enjoy the ice cream.
00:23:19.000 When's the last time you enjoyed an ice cream, you ungrateful fucking.
00:23:22.000 No, I'm joking.
00:23:23.000 Shouldn't swear.
00:23:24.000 This is a happy emergency meeting.
00:23:25.000 I shouldn't swear, even though you deserve it.
00:23:27.000 When's the last time you enjoyed an ice cream?
00:23:30.000 Sat in the sun and enjoyed an ice cream.
00:23:33.000 When you were eight, you did.
00:23:35.000 But you can't anymore, can you?
00:23:36.000 You don't enjoy the ice cream.
00:23:37.000 You just inhale the calories and get fat for no reason whatsoever.
00:23:42.000 What did it taste like?
00:23:43.000 Dunno.
00:23:49.000 Chill.
00:23:49.000 It's chocolate.
00:23:50.000 It's double chocolate.
00:23:52.000 It's double chocolate, nigger.
00:23:54.000 Chill out.
00:23:55.000 Enjoy the double chocolate.
00:23:56.000 It's a sunny day.
00:23:58.000 You know?
00:23:59.000 You got a beautiful girl by your side.
00:24:00.000 She's got strawberry ice cream.
00:24:02.000 Maybe you can make a joke.
00:24:03.000 Maybe she'll stop hating you.
00:24:05.000 Maybe you'll get your pee pee wet.
00:24:06.000 It's amazing what beautiful things can happen when you're just present, when you're just cognitive, when you turn your mind on and just think about things, you know?
00:24:13.000 And then when you go home, you can go, that was such a nice day.
00:24:16.000 Wow.
00:24:17.000 I didn't get my pee pee wet, but that was because I didn't compliment her hair, because I'm thinking about that day.
00:24:22.000 I'm thinking about how she was looking at me.
00:24:24.000 And I was thinking about her constantly adjusting her hair.
00:24:26.000 She kept adjusting her hair.
00:24:28.000 And now that I think about it, I realize it.
00:24:30.000 So next time I see her, I'm going to say, I love your hair.
00:24:32.000 Your hair looks beautiful.
00:24:33.000 Because that's what she was conscious of.
00:24:35.000 And now she feels more comfortable with me.
00:24:37.000 Now we're in love.
00:24:37.000 Oh, look, a beautiful child.
00:24:39.000 All of this can happen if you think about things.
00:24:41.000 If you just sit on your phone and you don't think about the fact she was constantly playing with her hair, you may not say the right thing.
00:24:46.000 You may not get your pee pee wet.
00:24:48.000 You're not enjoying the double chocolate ice cream.
00:24:50.000 You're wasting your fucking life.
00:24:52.000 Do you understand what I'm saying to you?
00:24:53.000 You are staring into the abyss.
00:24:55.000 The machines, the algorithms, the matrix, it is designed to addict you.
00:25:00.000 You are addicted to it.
00:25:02.000 It is extracting from you.
00:25:03.000 It is not paying you any money.
00:25:05.000 You are giving it your life force.
00:25:08.000 If you're going to be on your phone, at least be inside of the real world so that you are making money, as opposed to making money for other companies.
00:25:15.000 Every time you scroll Twitter, you are making them money.
00:25:17.000 They're not paying you anything.
00:25:21.000 Download the Rumble wallet for the same reason.
00:25:24.000 If you use your phone, use it to make money, not to be extracted from.
00:25:28.000 And then enjoy your own brain, enjoy your own mind.
00:25:31.000 You know what I'm going to do after this?
00:25:32.000 I'm going to go sit on my balcony.
00:25:34.000 I'm going to get a cigar and sit on my balcony.
00:25:37.000 I'm just going to look out from my $30 million penthouse.
00:25:40.000 I'm going to look out on my balcony for 45 minutes.
00:25:43.000 Might get some double chocolate ice cream.
00:25:47.000 Might get some bitches.
00:25:49.000 Might make some babies.
00:25:51.000 Might say, You have beautiful hair, baby.
00:25:53.000 Really?
00:25:53.000 You like my hair?
00:25:55.000 Sure.
00:25:57.000 Sure.
00:25:57.000 Whatever it takes.
00:25:58.000 Love your hair.
00:26:00.000 Get your tits out.
00:26:01.000 It's a beautiful world.
00:26:03.000 Let's appreciate it a little bit more.
00:26:08.000 Let's do some super chat.
00:26:11.000 Ah, never mind.
00:26:12.000 Are we here?
00:26:13.000 Are we live?
00:26:15.000 We're back.
00:26:16.000 Cool.
00:26:16.000 Let me get the logins for the super chats.
00:26:18.000 One second.
00:26:19.000 Because for some reason, I keep getting logged out.
00:26:21.000 I don't know why.
00:26:39.000 One second.
00:26:40.000 I'm not done yet.
00:26:41.000 No, no, it's back on.
00:26:42.000 Yeah, I just need to do the super chats.
00:26:46.000 Because I'm not at my normal Mr. Producing studio.
00:26:49.000 I'm here at my penthouse in Dubai, but I felt like talking to all of you.
00:26:52.000 I felt like just telling you, you know?
00:26:54.000 Life's not all bad.
00:26:56.000 I know you're not me, and you're like, oh, life sucks.
00:26:58.000 I'm not Andrew.
00:27:00.000 But don't kill yourself.
00:27:03.000 You know?
00:27:04.000 I know you're not me, but don't kill yourself.
00:27:06.000 Just sit a little bit, have some fun.
00:27:17.000 You know, I was in Kazakhstan this morning.
00:27:25.000 Beautiful country.
00:27:26.000 So surprising.
00:27:28.000 I expected Kazakhstan to be not what it is.
00:27:31.000 It looks richer and more modern than basically all of Europe.
00:27:34.000 Incredible.
00:27:37.000 And in all of these countries Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Romania used to be, but not so much anymore.
00:27:41.000 Balkan countries, Eastern Europe.
00:27:43.000 You know the groups of old men you see sitting around on the street corner?
00:27:46.000 There's just groups of men sitting around smoking cigarettes.
00:27:49.000 And they sit there all day.
00:27:52.000 Those guys are living a better life than you'll ever live.
00:27:55.000 You can have Lambos, Ferraris, you can have pussy, you can have money, you can go on private jets, you can have yachts, you can go to Saint Tropez.
00:28:01.000 These guys don't even have a passport.
00:28:02.000 They just sit around, five or six of them, with cigarettes and some beers and just talk, watch cars go by, looking at the people driving, looking around.
00:28:13.000 They're experiencing their life.
00:28:15.000 They're not thinking about what they have to do tomorrow, they're not thinking about what's coming up, they're not thinking about what they need to get hold of.
00:28:23.000 They're living.
00:28:28.000 My dad said something to me before he died.
00:28:30.000 He said, There is something so much better than having what you want.
00:28:37.000 And that's not wanting anything.
00:28:40.000 Because once you have what you want, you're going to want something else.
00:28:44.000 And once you have what you want, you need to fight to maintain it.
00:28:49.000 And then you get caught in the loop of endless anxiety and endless work and endless obligation.
00:28:54.000 But if you just don't want it, Your brain is clear.
00:28:57.000 Your mind is clear.
00:29:00.000 So sometimes I sit and think, you know what?
00:29:03.000 I've had such a fantastic life.
00:29:04.000 I've done so many amazing things.
00:29:05.000 Let's just pretend my life's done.
00:29:08.000 Let's pretend they lock me up now for the next 30 years.
00:29:10.000 Let's pretend I get killed.
00:29:12.000 Let's pretend I don't get to leave this room ever again.
00:29:15.000 Let's think back on the life I've lived.
00:29:18.000 And I think back of all the girls I've had, all the cars I've driven, all the places I've been, how important I've been, all the receptions I've had from thousands of adoring fans, all the amazing work I've done.
00:29:29.000 All the times I challenged myself and won, challenged myself and lost, I think about it all and I go, I've had enough life.
00:29:36.000 I don't need any more life.
00:29:37.000 I need to just sit and think about the things I've already done and appreciate them.
00:29:43.000 Thanks for joining me on this emergency meeting, friends.
00:29:46.000 I look forward to seeing you soon and don't forget double chocolate ice cream.
00:29:50.000 And if you tell her her hair is nice, you might see her tits.