00:02:57.000You know, the best thing about being really rich is that you just get to make up stuff and make up theories.
00:03:08.000And when you tell them to people, it doesn't matter if they say, I don't agree with that, because you just sit and say, Well, I don't work for you.
00:05:31.000So, one of the theories I've come up with is that gut feelings are actually a message sent to you from your future self because your consciousness can travel through time.
00:05:49.000Your consciousness is not bound by time and space like we are in our physical beings.
00:05:54.000The physical being is stuck, but our consciousness is eternal and it's lived through all the different versions of the multiverse.
00:06:01.000And if your consciousness in the future Knew something bad was going to happen or experienced something bad, although you are stuck in this time frame, although you're stuck within this timeline, you can sense it and feel it.
00:06:21.000So if I get a gut feeling, I'll say, Ah, my consciousness has traveled to the future and told me that this is a bad idea.
00:06:28.000And people look at me and go, What are you talking about?
00:06:50.000And when you get rich enough, you get to just act on gut feelings.
00:06:54.000You could go to work every day, and you could book a holiday, and you could book some time off, and you could book a flight, and you could decide you want to go to Antigua, and go to the beach, and you could get to the airport, and you could have a really bad feeling.
00:07:21.000So even if your entire consciousness, even if every cell in your body is screaming at you that something is wrong, you will still get on the plane.
00:07:52.000You're thinking, but if during those two days you didn't fly, you see that the flight made it there safely, surely your consciousness is wrong.
00:08:00.000But that's not correct because the butterfly effect takes precedence in these scenarios.
00:08:09.000The only reason the plane didn't crash is because I didn't get on it.
00:08:12.000Because if I would have got on it, as I got on, the air stewardess would have said, Oh, hello, Mr. Tate, you're in seat 1A, you're in first class.
00:08:19.000And as she said that, the pilot would have overheard her and thought, Oh, she has a nice voice.
00:08:25.000And that small second delay would have made him overlook a switch he had to press for the fuel pump, and the plane would have crashed.
00:08:32.000But because I didn't get on the plane, it was fine.
00:08:36.000So I actually saved everyone's life, basically.
00:08:40.000And when I say this to people, instead of saying, Andrew, you're a psycho in a deep psychosis, they say, Andrew, you're really rich and famous.
00:08:58.000So, why I eventually got on the plane because I had a good feeling about it, my consciousness had already told me it's all going to work out okay.
00:10:46.000And you go and you sit down like a little Brokey, but you're aware.
00:10:50.000You know, your ears are open, your eyes are open, you're scanning, seeing if you can see anything wrong.
00:10:55.000And that awareness, the way you acted when you got on the plane, that slight difference, the fact that the air hostess had to tell you that you don't get lunch, you only get tap water, and the pilot overheard that and laughed with his friends.
00:11:07.000And he goes, ha ha ha ha, that guy's broke.
00:11:10.000I can't believe I have to fly these poor people around all day.
00:11:12.000I wish I only got to fly the first class passengers.
00:11:15.000And then the co pilot goes, yeah, I fucking hate these fucking brokies and economies.
00:11:51.000Oops, I almost flew without pressing the fuel pump switch.
00:11:54.000But thanks to the fact I'm so happy because that broke fucking loser, that loser spoke to the air hostess, I'm now going to make sure we all live and he can continue his consciousness as a broke nobody.
00:14:23.000So I have to make sure I go to the gym today and make loads of money today.
00:14:26.000Future Andrew can enjoy a fantastic life so he can send me messages back here so I can talk about them at dinner tables with people I barely know and nobody can really disagree with me because I'm too rich so I get to be in a psychosis.
00:14:39.000If that doesn't motivate you to make money, what will?
00:14:42.000Fuck the cars, fuck the house, fuck the fancy clothes, the diamond watches, none of that matters.
00:14:49.000Don't you just want to go through life like a fucking loony?
00:14:51.000Don't you just want to go through life saying shit and people being like, oh, he's too rich to disagree with?
00:14:57.000He keeps saying he needs orange juice or the shark's gonna eat him.
00:15:01.000Well, get him his fucking orange juice.
00:17:17.000I'm about to send a message to my PA and say, wake up my pilot.
00:17:22.000Wake up the fucking air cabin crew, make my bed on my jet.
00:17:27.000I'm flying back to Romania so I can do an emergency meeting from the studio to show them the Globe Hose video where I know how to do Mr. Producering.
00:17:36.000Because here I don't have a full studio set up and I can't play videos inside of my EMs.
00:17:41.000I'm gonna fuel my jet, I'm gonna fly to Romania, and I'm gonna do another emergency meeting and say, look, here's where I said Globe Hose, and here's the emergency meeting when I was in the same globe six years later, and here's me saying I was gonna fly back to Romania to tell you, and look, I did it.
00:18:58.000Life is balanced, the yin and the yang.
00:19:02.000There is balance between working quickly, there's balance between working well, there's balance between doing enough work, making sure you fuck your bitches, making sure you keep everything in balance.
00:19:13.000And it is down to you to find that balance.
00:19:17.000Personally, me, the balance has always come easy.
00:19:20.000I always know exactly how much to do of each thing, which is all of it, all the fucking time.
00:19:26.000All the work must be completed all the time, all the women must be inseminated all of the time.
00:20:35.000Luckily, I can watch this emergency meeting back and see what it was.
00:20:38.000Ah, it's when I left on a private jet to beat Marcel at Smash Bros.
00:20:42.000We also have to re watch the video of Marcel losing at Uno because he is black and he can't change the fact that not only he lost to me at Uno, but he is black with black skin.
00:20:52.000And he'd like to change these two things and he can't.
00:20:56.000So, we have to watch those videos also.
00:24:05.000Remember the lessons from this emergency meeting.
00:24:07.000Your gut feeling is the future you, the future consciousness from a different time zone sending you a message back to here to save you.
00:24:16.000Because the future you want you to be as successful as possible, which means you need to make money, work hard, train hard, and show respect to the future you.
00:24:25.000Every single time you get on a plane and you're in an economy, the pilots laugh at you and your children hate you.
00:24:30.000Thanks for joining into this Emergency Me.