Trista is sick, and Andrew is in charge of the emergency meeting, and he's going to make her laugh at everyone who is less important than her because they have no idea that their bloodline is facing eternal damnation of insignificance, that their grandchildren will be supported, fed and served by serfs and slaves, which will be very likely your grandchildren. So what I'm going to do is spend an hour laughing at all of you because you're unimportant and you don't matter. That's the plan, and it's not very nice, but that's actually the plan. And for that reason, I want to remind everybody that they have perpetually and monumentally failed. You are running out of time. Slavery is coming for absolutely everybody, especially unimportant losers like you. Once you're a useless eater, the elites will not need you anymore. And they're going to look at all the people with money and importance and stature and status and let us live one way or another. And the people like you are going to be exterminated. And that's what they'll do to you one day, and you're gonna be wiped off the face of the earth. And if you're not ready for that, then you'll be eaten by other people. And once you are, you won't even be able to do a thing about it, because they're not going to need to anymore. You'll be replaced by free computer programs like ChatGPT, which makes you a useless eaters, which is going to replace you in a world where you can be a useless. And you're just like a girl who doesn't have a job. That's not a bad idea, is it? I hope you enjoy the episode, and I'm rooting for you to make it through this one, because it's a good one. I hope it works out okay, because I'm not sure if you can do a split screen split screen because I can do split screen like that, but I don't know what else to do, but it'll probably be better than split screen, so I guess you'll have to do it like that. I'll let me know what you think. . . . Thank you for listening, bye, bye. Tim Timestamps: 1:00 - The Emergency Meeting 2:30 - I'm sick. 3:15 - The Matrix 4:00 5:20 - I think you're crazy. 6:00- The Matrix is a big lie? 7:40 - Let me give me an idea of what the Matrix is all about 8:30 9:40 11:20
01:59:59.000Done? So the primary goal of this emergency meeting is to laugh at all of the brokies and let them know that their bloodline is facing eternal damnation of insignificance.
02:00:43.000That my grandchildren will be supported, fed and served by serfs and slaves, which will be very likely your grandchildren.
02:00:52.000So what I'm going to do is I'm going to spend an hour laughing at all of you because you're unimportant and you don't matter.
02:00:58.000That's the plan. It's not very nice, Andrew.
02:01:29.000I think you're being very mean, Andrew.
02:01:31.000Well, then say something nice. Say something nice, then.
02:01:33.000Hello, friends. I wish all of you love, joy, and happiness.
02:01:39.000I'm rooting for you. I hope you make it Anyway, so we're gonna talk about the fact that genuinely family.
02:01:51.000My goal with this emergency meeting is to try and get it through your brains because most of you are stupid and stupid people don't listen.
02:01:58.000I want you to please listen to these words.
02:02:57.000They're going to reduce the world's population from 9 billion down to about 2 billion plus machines.
02:03:03.000And they're going to look at all the people with money and importance and stature and status and who are brown and tall and sexy with big muscles and they're going to let us live.
02:03:12.000And the people like you are going to be exterminated one way or another.
02:03:15.000You're going to be starved to death or given some vaccine and you're going to be permanently eradicated from the genome.
02:04:33.000Bro, you're going to be watching videos soon of terrible events happening and you're not going to have any idea if it actually happened or not.
02:04:46.000It's a post-truth world and in a post-truth world, even your own eyes and ears can't tell you the truth anymore.
02:04:53.000Have you seen the AI version of your voice?
02:04:55.000It's pretty good. No, I haven't seen that.
02:04:57.000Is there an AI Andrew? There's an AI Andrew Tate.
02:05:56.000Yeah, so anyway, you're not going to be watching Pokemon or Digimon, neither are your children, because you're all going to be exterminated.
02:06:02.000Yeah, you're going to the way of the Neanderthal, you have to understand.
02:06:06.000Neanderthals were dummies. They couldn't compete intellectually, and what happened is, other people with bows and arrows came and murdered all of them and took all their stuff.
02:06:14.000So if you're a dummy today, the digital homo sapiens are coming to annihilate you.
02:06:26.000When the Matrix ramps up, because you're not going to be able to tell what's true and what's false, we just showed you from the video, they're going to make sure it all ends up with your extinction.
02:06:33.000But I know some of you are sitting there thinking, no, I'm fine.
02:08:29.000I hope people aren't laughing because you actually mean it.
02:08:32.000It's true. They're going to stop the unimportant people from reproducing.
02:08:36.000They're going to sterilize all of you.
02:08:38.000I'm not even joking. Why do they want useless losers to reproduce so they can riot and complain?
02:08:43.000Think about it. Most of you people at home think you deserve healthcare and a pension and, like, fair working conditions when you're an unimportant, unoriginal loser who can be replaced by WorkBot 3000.
02:09:11.000Murder bots to exterminate useless eaters and their bloodlines.
02:09:15.000Oh, useless eaters is a real term that the WEF actually used.
02:09:19.000This is the thing. Andrew's saying things, but I want you to know the World Economic Forum describes people in the world as useless eaters.
02:09:27.000You think you're going to need people to grow crops?
02:09:28.000It's all going to be automated? Farms, machines?
02:09:50.000I don't know if anyone else has noticed this pattern.
02:09:52.000It's kind of unusual. It's kind of a crazy thing.
02:09:55.000I know it sounds like a conspiracy theory, but let me just show you something.
02:09:57.000Maybe you guys will agree. Russell Brand called out The Matrix.
02:10:00.000Rape charge. Trump called out The Matrix.
02:10:03.000Rape charge. Andrew Tate called out The Matrix.
02:10:06.000Rape charge. Julian Assange called out The Matrix.
02:10:09.000Rape charge. As soon as you get too big and start speaking some sense to your following, some blackmailed women are pissed off X date is going to Come out of the woodwork by orders of the matrix and synchronize all the media outlets to break the news at the same exact time.
02:10:28.000Now, I'm not saying anyone is guilty or innocent, but when you're on top and you got money and swag and options, you never need to rape anybody.
02:10:35.000And one of the main requirements to be a successful man is discipline.
02:10:39.000Discipline not to take advantage of other people when you know you got power.
02:10:43.000So I think that the rape charge pattern on people speaking against the system is getting pretty clear by now.
02:10:52.000MTV. Conspiracy. I mean, maybe it's a wild conspiracy theory that when you start telling people the truth about what's going to happen, they hit you with a rape charge.
02:10:59.000In fact, anyone who's on the internet who's not been hit by a rape charge, you can't even trust.
02:11:04.000All these other dorks, there's a bunch of dorks who are like, I'm telling the truth about the world.
02:11:21.000So now, unless you've been hit with a rape charge from The Matrix, you're basically...
02:11:26.000Part of the Matrix. Because as soon as you tell the truth, they attack you.
02:11:29.000And they've just attacked us and threw us in jail.
02:11:30.000Yeah, because the rape charge is amazing because they don't have to convict you or find you guilty.
02:11:34.000Julian Assange has been in jail for 12 years.
02:11:37.000No guilty verdict. Me and you could be in jail or have our lives fucked up and be locked here in Bucharest and stop from speaking and stop from traveling for the next four years, five years, until they fucking rig another election until this goes away.
02:11:50.000And they'll quietly say, oh yeah, well, the charges were dropped.
02:11:53.000They don't have to find you guilty with this shit.
02:11:55.000They just slander your name, destroy your name, attempt to destroy your name.
02:11:59.000But, you know, we have 45,000 people listening to us.
02:12:01.000I don't want to seem like a wild conspiracy theorist.
02:12:03.000Some people are going to call me a wild conspiracy theorist.
02:12:05.000Go ahead. So let me see if I can find evidence.
02:12:08.000Of the people who are secretly in charge of all of the money in the world, and by extension, the entire world, talking about killing all the useless ears.
02:12:16.000I mean, surely if I could find video of them literally saying that, then it might help my argument a little bit.
02:12:22.000But no way they're just gonna literally say it, because they'd expect people to react and do something.
02:12:27.000They're not gonna sit there and just say it, knowing that people are too stupid to do anything about it, right?
02:12:31.000You cannot hide away from human population growth.
02:12:35.000Because, you know, it underlies so many of the other problems.
02:12:38.000All these things we talk about wouldn't be a problem if there was the size of population that there was 500 years ago.
02:12:46.000So when you're on the internet telling people that they're going to eliminate everybody who they don't find useful, anyone who can't move money around and keep their economic system going, anyone who can't invest in the properties and the expensive things, anyone who isn't part of the super ultra elite they're going to eliminate. You're saying that because they basically admitted it.
02:13:50.000So when you end up dying, you were warned.
02:13:53.000You deserve it. If I tell you, hey, bro, don't put your finger in that electricity socket and you still do it, it's going to be kind of like, well, I told him.
02:14:10.000CBDCs are what they're going to do. They're going to introduce CBDCs.
02:14:13.000Central bank digital currencies, for those who don't know what that means.
02:14:15.000And then they can control all the money, so they can stop you being able to spend money in certain areas, which restrict you geographically, or spend money on certain things.
02:14:24.000You know what's a very good movie? In Time, with Justin Timberlake.
02:14:29.000Only the people with money can go certain places.
02:14:31.000Only the people with money can live certain lifespans.
02:14:34.000Only the people with money can do certain things.
02:14:35.000Everyone else just has to work and die.
02:14:38.000It's very interesting. Very interesting movie.
02:14:40.000It's pretty much the truth. I don't want to be called a crazy conspiracy theorist, so let me see if I can find a video, because surely it must not exist, because they'd expect people to do something about it.
02:14:50.000See if I can find a video of them literally telling you they're going to introduce CBDCs.
02:14:55.000Now, for you at home, who doesn't know what a CBDC is, it's very simple.
02:14:58.000It's a centralized digital banking currency, centralized bank digital currency.
02:15:02.000And what it's going to do, it's going to allow them to have absolute control of the money so they can control it with a time limit.
02:15:06.000One, forcing you to spend it or not allowing you to spend it.
02:15:09.000Two, they can control it geographically.
02:15:10.000And three, they can control what you can and can't buy.
02:15:12.000No meat, no gas. Yeah, you can't buy meat, you can't buy gas.
02:15:17.000You can't buy a train ticket to this area because there's a protest over there.
02:15:20.000We don't want you to protest. They're going to control you, they're going to get you by the bank strings, and they're going to strangle you.
02:15:25.000Now, if I could find proof, because I've already found proof that they intend on reducing the population of the world.
02:15:31.000So if I could now find proof that they intend on...
02:15:35.000Controlling all the money with the CBDC. I mean, surely that would be a smoking gun.
02:15:39.000So I can't possibly find proof of that because that would prove me completely right.
02:15:42.000I wouldn't, no. People would stand up and start to do something.
02:15:45.000People wouldn't just watch this emergency meeting and just go back to their normal shit lives.
02:15:48.000They're like to jerking off. Surely they'd react, right?
02:15:50.000So there's no way they'd make a video just explaining they're going to make a digital currency, right?
02:15:54.000No, surely not. The digital euro is on the move.
02:15:59.000Yesterday, the Governing Council of the ECB approved the opening of the preparation phase.
02:16:06.000It will be a journey and we will walk the journey together with the legislator.
02:16:13.000All European institutions will be involved to make sure that Europe is equipped with the currency of the future.
02:19:59.000Bloodline extermination. Yeah, because then what happens is, when you're old, you finally own your house, and then when you die, you get hit with a 40% inheritance tax, so your kids can't even pay the money to keep the house, so they have to sell the house, and then it starts again.
02:22:27.000We make a lot of money if we get it right.
02:22:30.000And we get left by the side of the road if we get it wrong.
02:22:33.000And there have always been and there always will be the same percentage of winners and losers, happy farts and sad sacks, fat cats and starving dogs in this world.
02:22:41.000you Yeah There may be more of us today than has ever been but the percentages they stay exactly the same It's just money money's not real I've said this a long time. It's just numbers on the screen.
02:23:04.000Even at our level, we're not that rich.
02:23:05.000I mean, we are basically billionaires.
02:23:07.000But still, it's just numbers on the screen.
02:23:10.000People say to me, Andrew, why do you buy new cars every week?
02:24:30.000So that once all the money's messed up, they can come along with this new money which they completely control, and they can confine you in an area because of the sun being too hot so that you're easy to exterminate and kill.
02:24:43.000And you're sitting here saying, well, maybe it's a conspiracy theory.
02:24:46.000Maybe if I could just find a video of them talking about purposefully inflating the currency, maybe I wouldn't be a crazy conspiracy theorist anymore.
02:24:54.000Maybe they're telling you what they're going to do.
02:24:56.000I don't know if anyone at home actually understands something about Satanism.
02:24:59.000And people often talk about Satanists ruling the world.
02:25:30.000Therefore, I am not responsible for your death if I told you it was a poison apple.
02:25:34.000Therefore, I am not responsible for the decimation and extermination of your entire fucking bloodline if I told you what I was gonna do and you didn't do anything about it.
02:25:44.000If I sat there and told you what my intention was and you sat on your ass, jerking off the Pornhub and watching football, then you deserve to die!
02:26:34.000It is over, isn't it? And you know the worst thing about it is the solution to all of this is money.
02:26:39.000Because what they're going to do is they're going to come along with carbon credits.
02:26:41.000Here's what they're going to do. They're going to come along and say, listen!
02:26:44.000Everyone at home, we've discovered the sun is hot.
02:26:48.000So for that reason, we need to increase your taxes to save the world.
02:26:52.000If you work harder and give us more of your money, we can stop the sun from being hot.
02:26:58.000Ask the little girl with the weird face, Greta.
02:27:01.000That's what we're gonna do. So, you have to buy carbon credits.
02:27:05.000You're not allowed to use carbon anymore.
02:27:07.000Carbon's bad. So that means you're not allowed to drive your car, you're not allowed to fly anywhere, and you're not allowed to eat meat.
02:27:13.000But, if you plant trees, which probably won't even happen, they'll make up something, because planting trees are a real thing, they'll make up something.
02:27:20.000If you put hydrogen into the Large Hadron Collider, then you can have more carbon credits, because you're offsetting the sun being hot.
02:27:34.000So you're allowed 100 carbon credits a year unless you buy more.
02:27:38.000If you buy snow to fire at the sun from the cannon, then you're allowed to eat more meat and fly more places.
02:27:45.000Meaning, the rich people can do whatever they want and the poor people will be restricted to stay inside of their extermination camps.
02:27:52.000Now, I know this sounds crazy and I've just made it up.
02:27:55.000If only I could find a video of them literally admitting this, then maybe I wouldn't be a conspiracy theorist anymore.
02:28:03.000The digital identity is not just a passport that you will have on your iPhone in a digital form.
02:28:09.000It entails just about everything the government would like to know about you.
02:28:14.000And yesterday in the Dutch media, we saw a perfect example of what it could entail in the near future.
02:28:19.000We had the CEO of one of the largest Dutch banks say, Why don't we start with a personal carbon credit?
02:28:27.000A carbon wallet, she called it, actually.
02:28:30.000So right in line with the plans that the World Economic Forum people have for us.
02:28:34.000And she said it in a way that was particularly funny.
02:28:37.000She said, well, if everyone gets an individual personal carbon credit, why don't we make it so that rich people who, for example, want to go on holiday a little too often can buy personal carbon credit from other people who, for example, can't afford Buying plane tickets or eating meat too often.
02:28:58.000Oh, so if Bill Gates' or Leonardo DiCaprio's carbon footprint is getting a bit too big, then some peasant living in his hovel upcountry somewhere Can sell his,
02:29:15.000and he can't afford to go to San Tropez, but he'll be able to sell his carbon allowance to Leonardo DiCaprio so Leonardo can park his yacht in San Tropez for a couple of extra days.
02:29:31.000So what will happen is the rich will get richer, the poor will get poorer, and they're saying it openly as if it's not a controversial thing at all.
02:29:40.000That's what it is. Die uitstootrechten verdelen in dat elk huishouden of elke burger een hoeveelheid uitstootrechten krijgen, zodat we opgeteld niet meer uitstoten dan onze grens.
02:29:51.000Vervolgens kunnen we, het zit in een carbon wallet, kan je dat noemen.
02:29:54.000Kijk, bijkopen. And then I can, as I want to fly, go from someone who doesn't fly because he doesn't have money because he doesn't have money.
02:30:01.000He's going to buy his carbon-outstoot and therefore a little bit more money.
02:30:07.000Of the one who lives in a small house and I live in a large house.
02:30:11.000I have more outstoot-rechten for my house.
02:30:14.000And so can a man smith a small apartment a oak eats for dinner on for cool First of all no Tristan I need to find proof that I'm not just making this up I just hope they one day admit it so I don't look crazy.
02:30:34.000First of all, for the people at home who aren't the most scientifically well-read or scientifically literate, it's perfectly fine.
02:30:39.000If you were to guess in your head what percentage of the Earth's atmosphere is carbon dioxide, what would you guess?
02:30:43.000I mean, you know you need oxygen to breathe, yeah?
02:30:45.000All right, fine. You know it's mainly hydrogen.
02:30:46.000It's about 1% argon. What would you guess carbon dioxide was?
02:31:10.000Because the concentration camp was coined as a phrase when the British Empire were fighting the white Dutch South Africans, the Boer, in South Africa.
02:31:18.000And the problem with the Boer is they could move around...
02:31:22.000Roam the country. They're very, very hard to fight.
02:31:25.000So what they did was they fenced off large areas of South Africa and restricted them into smaller and smaller and smaller places near modern-day Lesotho.
02:31:35.000So you got the people into a certain area where they couldn't move, they couldn't farm, they couldn't produce their own shit, they couldn't attack you because they were in a concentration camp.
02:31:47.000That's where the word concentration camp comes from.
02:31:51.000So now when you hear these lunatics saying, well, you know, we restricted all the electric vehicles so you could only move five miles from your house, it's a concentration camp!
02:33:29.000They told me that the environment will get better next year.
02:33:31.000If I just stay in my house all year, it'll be fine next year.
02:33:35.000Just like COVID. Remember COVID? Me and you were flying around the world and everyone else was clapping for the NHS. Oh, two weeks flatten the curve.
02:34:51.000I don't know how else to put it in simple language.
02:34:54.000You need to panic, stop sleeping, feel nervous, get worried, and get rich now.
02:35:02.000Before the schism is so large in the universe that the wormhole closes and brokies cannot escape perpetual and never-ending slavery for their entire dynasty of their bloodlines.
02:35:14.000You're about to be banished to the Shadow Realm for eternity.
02:35:20.000Your great-grandchildren will talk about the year 2023 when it was still possible to escape, and they'll say, which one of our ancestors was alive?
02:36:49.000They've been in charge of the world for hundreds of years.
02:36:52.000The people who took control of all the banks after the 1815 battle of Waterloo and Napoleon and fucking took all the world's money supply back then.
02:36:59.000Imagine how their great, great, great, great, great, great grandkids who now run the world.
02:37:30.000The barbarians are well and truly inside.
02:37:33.000You deserve it. You have to get rich now.
02:37:37.000You have to be able to afford the carbon credits, whatever they cost, in the new central banking digital currency.
02:37:45.000You need to be able to have friends who can Aikido old currency into new currency.
02:37:50.000You need to be able to have central banking digital currencies in different countries so they can't block you easily and across different jurisdictions.
02:37:55.000You need to have lots of Aikido moves, companies, trusts, offshore shell foundations.
02:38:02.000You need to have unlimited finance to purchase carbon credits so you don't have to sit at home with a floppy wee-wee.
02:39:26.000Who else are you going to trust in the world besides your family and your friends to do business with?
02:39:29.000Who else are you going to trust when it comes to money?
02:39:31.000Let me tell you something, Dan the Beast. He's either your friend or he isn't, and I would advise you to go ahead with whatever business venture you're planning with him.
02:39:38.000And if he screws you over, if he acts like a jerk, if he doesn't pull his weight, then he was never your friend in the first place.
02:39:42.000So it's a good litmus test of your friends.
02:39:45.000But yeah, absolutely do work with your family and friends.
02:39:50.000Obviously, I'm the brains of the operation.
02:39:51.000Guys, we're under a massive DDoS attack because I'm telling you the truth, as usual.
02:39:55.000As soon as I do, the Matrix attacks us and tries to freeze the screen.
02:39:58.000Isn't that cosmic? How when you start saying things that the people in charge of the world don't like, the screen freezes?
02:40:04.000Over and over. So we're under a massive DDoS attack.
02:40:06.000Guys, you need to refresh your stream afterwards.
02:40:08.000We'll make sure it's up in full because it's going to be saved.
02:40:10.000You need to watch it back and understand.
02:40:12.000The answer is you need to get rich, you need to get a network.
02:40:15.000I know this is all I talk about, but I believe it is my mission to try and defeat the matrix, and you defeat the matrix with truth and love, because the matrix relies on hate and deception.
02:40:23.000I love you enough to tell you the truth, and the truth is that you're fucked if you're not rich.
02:40:29.000People say to me, Andrew, what do I do if I'm not rich?
02:40:30.000I don't know. I don't know what you will do if you don't have a bunch of money because it's going to become harder and harder and in the next 30 years, unless you're rich, you are finished.
02:40:40.000You are done. The only thing I can do is try my best to teach you how to make money.
02:40:45.000If you're prepared to work hard, I can guarantee you you'll make enough money to afford carbon credits.
02:40:50.000If you're not prepared to work hard, if you're a quitter, then you are going to be a slave and your bloodline are going to be enslaved for the rest of human time.
02:41:33.000There's one, two, and a couple threes, and mostly ones.
02:41:38.000If you want to escape, ladies and gentlemen, the things I'm telling you now on a public rumble stream, imagine what I will be saying in my private network.
02:41:46.000Imagine what I'll be talking about inside the world.
02:42:17.000It's almost like ever since you found that super smart crypto millionaire who became the professor inside of the real world who calls every single pump.
02:42:25.000It's almost like we've never missed a pump since then.
02:43:11.000And the fact that they won't invest $49 in themselves so they at least get to follow and never make a mistake and never lose any money and win every pump.
02:43:19.000I've got proof here. They've given me endless screenshots of us winning every single crypto pump.
02:43:24.000Where is it? Let me show that if you're inside the real world, all we do is win.
02:43:57.000Everybody's making money. You could have had these tips and you could have learned how to make money in a very easy way, in a very simple system for $49 a month.
02:44:05.000But you didn't sign up because you thought you were too smart.
02:44:07.000You're an arrogant idiot. You thought $49 a month is not worth the investment.
02:44:11.000Instead, you're going to save your money and now you're going to lose out on thousands because you're a dummy.
02:44:14.000You know what? You're never going to work it out by yourself.
02:46:49.000Wait, didn't I see you on an emergency meeting once?
02:46:52.000Didn't I play a video of me flying around on loads and loads of private jets and your stupid ass didn't even join university.com.
02:46:57.000You typed a one in the chat and then took no action because you're a dummy The best not so, who say he's a wimp We sparter dem bad Huh, shan go slaughter dem bad Devil dem a di with the shatter dem god
02:47:25.000If God desire can make a martyr dem We slaughter dem We, we slaughter dem bad We martyr dem bad We sparter dem bad We sparter dem bad Which part of them?
02:47:40.000All right then! Na na speed and na try overtake again.
02:47:44.000Dem a release from me so dem a fake again.
02:47:46.000So me come here think about all the hate of dem.
02:47:48.000But you know my carbon boss, carbon credit and keys is the next one.
02:47:51.000Dem a smile but dem a say a trait of dem.
02:47:53.000Dem since the covid they come fight the hate make of dem.
02:47:56.000So me tell the youth, dem say we'll fake again.
02:48:00.000We don't fear them, we don't fear them And if them disliking everything, we don't fear them We don't fear them, we don't fear them And let's all have a happy New Year then We don't fear them, we don't fear them No challenge, keep women declared We don't fear them, we don't fear them I've entertained them, no, no, they're no threat But I don't care what my wife or my family does Let me say, no, no, they're no threat If they think we can do what I done is treat them
02:48:28.000And if they think we can do what I done is treat them And if they think we can do what I done is treat them No, no, they're no threat If they think we can do what I done is treat them And if they think we can do what I done is treat them No, no, they're no threat If they think we can do what I done is treat them And if they think we can do what I done is treat them No, no, they're no threat If they think we can do what I done is treat them Bro, everyone watching this is toast, bro.
02:48:59.000Toast? Don't they realize they're actually toast?
02:49:02.000Everyone watching this is more in jail than we've ever been.
02:49:13.000Perma jail. You don't even know you're in jail.
02:49:16.000I'm gonna repeat that one more time because the music was going to wrap up.
02:49:21.000When you fail to take action and you don't join University.com because in your brutal arrogance, you somehow think you're going to be able to escape the matrix without any help.
02:49:30.000Even though we work with a team, you think you're better than us, the Tate brothers, with all of our money and influence and resource.
02:49:36.000You think you're better than us and you don't need a team and you're gonna do it by yourself somehow.
02:49:40.000So you don't join University.com and you end up a pauper on the floor with a little piece of cardboard that you managed to spend your life savings on.
02:49:47.000Because of the currency inflation, it costs $55,000.
02:49:50.000And you're begging for carbon credits so you can have a hot dog so that your wee wee works again because you've eaten too much wee wee destroyer in your cockroach soup.
02:49:58.000You're going to sit there. Can anyone spare a carbon credit?
02:50:02.000And you're going to see me walk past Sunglasses on.
02:50:21.000All the wee wee destroyer and my cockroach soup has destroyed my chance of ever reproducing because they think me and my children are useless eaters.
02:50:29.000And I'm going to say, you have to refer to me by all of my nicknames in the following order to get it correct.
02:50:35.000In fact, even from now on, if you want a selfie with me, if you see me in public, you have to refer to me by all of my nicknames correctly in this order.
02:51:22.000No, you cannot. I'd like to use my toaster!
02:51:28.000I got the jet! Leaving the engines on, on the runway, to flex my carbon credits.
02:51:34.000You know how people write today, I'm over clubs, Andrew doesn't drink anymore, but you know when you used to buy those bottles of champagne that were $2,000 each and just pour it out over your watch when I was young and more immature?
02:51:44.000I don't do that shit anymore. Just to show that you're burning money.
02:51:48.000I will leave all 46 car engines running on livestream and just stand there posing and Engines running.
02:54:41.000We're going to talk to people inside the war room and the real world.
02:54:44.000Please understand that, yes, we are joking, but we're also using humor to try and make you understand that everything we've said is true.
02:54:51.000Please watch the stream a few times and understand what's going to happen to the next generation of people.
02:54:54.000Because one day, if you're lucky enough, if you're blessed by God to have children, you need to understand their lives are looking bleak unless you do something about it.
02:55:24.000door it is you who has to walk through it.
02:55:43.000I give my heartfelt congratulations to the new class of slaves.
02:55:48.000Instilling your minds with insidious propaganda and providing you with very little information of actual value.
02:55:54.000You will now be able to apply your skills to the workplace to earn menial pay at a corporation which will own you for the rest of your life.
02:56:02.000You will sacrifice your sanity for this meager paycheck as various HR and company ethics departments further damage your rationale and dilute the truth.
02:56:12.000You will sell your soul and you will give up on all that you believe in.
02:56:20.000As a bonus to your slavery, we have gifted you a lifetime of student debt, a crucial step in ensuring you are too desperate for money to ever hold a controversial opinion.
02:56:30.000You will do as we say, and you will think what we want you to think.
02:56:35.000In return, you will earn just enough to survive.
02:56:39.000You probably noticed that in all of your years of university, we've not taught you once how to make money.
02:56:46.000This is important because money would allow you to be free.
02:58:13.000We'll even teach you fitness for world-class traders.
02:58:16.000Why be rich and weak? Rich nerds are still losers.
02:58:20.000We'll teach you how to be rich and strong.
02:58:23.000You join a community with dozens of real-world professionals ready to share their life experiences, ready to share the techniques they use to make money and share the wisdom they have used to navigate the obstacles of life.
02:58:35.000If you want to be a millionaire, learn from millionaires!
02:58:41.000And the real world provides all of this for only $49 a month.
02:58:44.000Fully accessible to any person on Earth, without the need to take out debt.
02:58:48.000Monthly payments you can cancel at absolutely any time.
02:58:52.000The real world has over 200,000 students renewing their membership monthly.
02:58:56.000This isn't because of some heavy social pressure, some heavy societal expectation like traditional university.
02:59:02.000It's simply because we deliver on our promises.
02:59:05.000Students of the real world renew because they are learning things that matter right now.
02:59:10.000The real world gives its students a modern education in how money moves, how to make money, and the realities of business and finance.
02:59:18.000The real world is the only university on the planet teaching you how to escape the matrix as opposed to preparing your mind for slavery inside of the matrix.
02:59:28.000Education is important. You must learn things.
02:59:32.000But traditional education is out-of-date information which cannot help you, overpriced purposefully, to keep you in debt, to keep you a slave.
02:59:42.000Our information is cutting edge, updated at 8am every single morning, provided at a cost so effective even people in the third world can break free.
02:59:50.000Hard work and dedication is important if you ever want to succeed.
02:59:53.000But you must learn skills and dedicate your efforts to endeavors which will tell you how to break free from slavery.
03:00:01.000Traditional education is designed to create people who can build yachts.
03:00:06.000But the real world is designed to create people who can buy yachts.