Tate Speech - December 05, 2023


EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 27 - MIND POISON


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3 hours and 3 minutes

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Word count

10,887

Sentence count

1,156

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Misogyny

20

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Toxicity

197

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Hate speech

39

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Tristan and Liz have been accused of being human traffickers and the government is trying to frame them for a crime they didn t commit. Are they brave or dumb? Are they dumb or brave? What are their chances of getting out of this unscathed? Do they have a chance to prove their innocence or are they going to be sent to jail for the crime they committed? Is it even possible for them to be framed for anything? Do they really have any chance to win this case or will they just keep talking about it in order to get them in trouble with the system? Is this a joke or is it a real crime? Do you think they will ever get to the bottom of this or is this a real case that needs to be brought to justice and they should go to jail or be put away for a long, long time? Do we have any idea what they are going to do with this case? Do we really have the stones to fight back against this or do we just let them do what they want to do to us and let them get away with it? What will they do with the evidence they have against us? Will they ever get their day in court or will we ever see them go to trial? Is it really even a case at all? Are we brave or are we dumb? ? Are they stupid or dumb?? do they have the balls to do what we think they should do with all of this evidence or do they really care about us being framed or do their best to get us to go to court or not? Can they even care about the evidence or not to do anything about this at all are they care about what they can do with it or not or do anything at all about it is it really a matter of their own damn thing and do they even have the right to do it at all at all or they care or not even care can they even do it or they just care about this matter at all, or are these things at all ? Do you have any other options or not they can they really even care? . We re not allowed to talk about anything important because they can t talk about it? We can t even talk about the fact that they can't talk about this because it's not important because it can t be talked about? We can't take anything important so they can just take everything they can talk about

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00:00:00.000 ♪♪
01:59:50.000 I want everyone at home to know something important.
01:59:59.000 I have been advised by legal counsel in multiple countries that every single time I do one of these shows, I end up getting myself in trouble and saying things that could be used against me in a court of law, and I should really stop doing that.
02:00:13.000 And instead, I should just not do the shows at all. 0.96
02:00:18.000 Are we stupid, Tristan? 0.99
02:00:48.000 you Tristan, let's analyze ourselves for a second. 1.00
02:00:53.000 We've become the most famous men on the planet.
02:00:55.000 Okay. We're Matrix attacked.
02:00:57.000 They went through all of our old conversations and edited them to say that we're human traffickers for no reason.
02:01:04.000 Yes. They massively Matrix attacked us.
02:01:05.000 They put us in a Romanian dungeon. 0.84
02:01:08.000 Yep. We get out.
02:01:10.000 Okay. And everyone says, be careful.
02:01:13.000 You're in the judicial system.
02:01:15.000 As we stand right now, because they're losing the first case, they're trying to build a second case against us with false allegations.
02:01:21.000 They're calling girls who called us afterwards saying they tried to intimidate me into saying I'm a victim.
02:01:27.000 And here we are, not shutting up, not being quiet, not going away.
02:01:33.000 We're on the internet and Running our mouths. 0.99
02:01:37.000 Are we brave or dumb? 0.98
02:01:40.000 It's a genuine question. 0.98
02:01:43.000 You know what, Liz? I actually...
02:01:46.000 I don't believe it's neither of those.
02:01:48.000 I believe that when you truly live with a pure heart and you aren't a criminal, it's very hard to listen to anyone saying, oh, you better be quiet or you'll get in trouble.
02:01:58.000 In trouble for what?
02:01:59.000 Like, in my brain, I don't understand, because I've never done anything illegal ever.
02:02:04.000 So I'm just going to keep talking, and if a government wants to frame me and throw me in jail for no reason, I guess that's just what's going to happen.
02:02:12.000 I don't know. You know what I mean?
02:02:15.000 Take me to jail. Jail, please! 0.99
02:02:20.000 Right. So on today's show, I have promised my legal counsel that I won't make any sense.
02:02:27.000 I said, if I do a show and I make no sense, then it can't be used against me in a court of law.
02:02:32.000 True. So I'm just going to say things that mean nothing.
02:02:36.000 And they said, well, why would anyone watch that?
02:02:39.000 And I said, well, we're going to find out.
02:02:41.000 It's touch and go. It's touch and go.
02:02:44.000 I got two girls hanging off my neck like a necklace. 1.00
02:02:48.000 Shout out to Econ Barber.
02:02:50.000 And a strap on both sides because I'm ambidextrous.
02:02:53.000 Is that real?
02:02:55.000 Play that in court! Play that in court! 0.98
02:02:58.000 He's got a strap on both sides because he's ambidextrous.
02:03:01.000 We've searched him and he has no guns on him at the time.
02:03:05.000 He just said it.
02:03:06.000 Because we took his guns when we raided his house.
02:03:09.000 He made it up! 1.00
02:03:11.000 He's a liar. Okay. 1.00
02:03:14.000 Great. See how I'm starting to do the legal Aikido?
02:03:16.000 Are you starting to see how this makes me basically undefeatable?
02:03:22.000 If that's not a legal defense, tell me what is.
02:03:28.000 The world turns on its axis.
02:03:30.000 One man works while another relaxes.
02:03:34.000 She whispered in my ear I'm the best she ever had.
02:03:36.000 I said I'm the richest too because I'm billionaire too bad.
02:03:42.000 Okay. Can we talk about some serious topics now?
02:03:45.000 Right. I am ambidextrous, though.
02:03:49.000 You're not. You're not.
02:03:52.000 You can't write with your left hand.
02:03:54.000 I've never seen you do it. Bro!
02:03:56.000 I don't care about writing with my left hand. 0.97
02:03:57.000 I'm not fucking... What do you think? I'm fucking a lawyer. 0.99
02:04:01.000 Penfold. Ooh, I wrote a note. 1.00
02:04:02.000 Nah, bro. Strap.
02:04:04.000 And what was my little rhyme?
02:04:05.000 I got a girl on both sides off my neck like a necklace. 0.59
02:04:08.000 So I'm going to get two gal. And I'm going to get two straps. 0.99
02:04:10.000 I'm going to pull them out and show them ambidextrous.
02:04:12.000 Two targets. I can't tolerate you not making sense.
02:04:14.000 I'd rather go to jail. Tristan.
02:04:16.000 I'd rather go to jail. Okay.
02:04:18.000 But just admit, when we're free from this and we get our guns back, we're going to make a Top G video where I have two girls on my neck like this. 0.98
02:04:23.000 And then I move them out the way.
02:04:27.000 And I hit all the targets.
02:04:30.000 I'm sick of this show already.
02:04:32.000 It's four minutes in.
02:04:35.000 It's four minutes in. Take me to jail!
02:04:40.000 Use this against me in court!
02:04:42.000 How are you going to use any of this?
02:04:44.000 It's great. Anyway, so we're not allowed to talk about anything important because they use it against us.
02:04:49.000 We can't talk about the fact that the COVID vaccine they made everyone take is killing everyone.
02:04:55.000 We can't talk about that because then we're definitely going to jail.
02:04:57.000 Your mate's got COVID. Luckily, he got the vaccine.
02:05:00.000 Our mate. What, your mate? 0.97
02:05:02.000 He's actually kind of my mate.
02:05:03.000 I don't mind the guy.
02:05:04.000 Everyone seems to hate him. I kind of like him.
02:05:06.000 Where is it? I think he's alright.
02:05:07.000 I think he's pretty cool. Where is it?
02:05:09.000 I mean, he's wrong about loads of stuff, but you can like someone and disagree with them on lots of stuff.
02:05:14.000 But, uh, yeah, he's got COVID right now, so...
02:05:17.000 I can't find it.
02:05:19.000 Well, I wish you a very speedy recovery, Piers Morgan, my friend.
02:05:22.000 I'm not joking. I'm not being ironic.
02:05:24.000 I do actually like Piers Morgan.
02:05:25.000 He's never offended me.
02:05:26.000 So, Piers Morgan, let me get this straight.
02:05:30.000 Piers, you and I, we have a long history.
02:05:33.000 And I have nothing really against you because you come at me straight.
02:05:37.000 We have a fair fight.
02:05:39.000 Good journalist. You're a good journalist.
02:05:40.000 I master my Aikido.
02:05:42.000 But you sat, you flew on a plane all the way here to Romania and sat and was destroyed by me while discussing the effectiveness of the COVID vaccine.
02:05:54.000 And then you lack the perspicacity to understand tweeting about the fact that you have six vaccines and now you have COVID is somehow going to prove me completely right.
02:06:07.000 Maybe he got COVID from us because we're unvaccinated.
02:06:12.000 Pierce! Sorry, bro.
02:06:13.000 I gave you COVID. I'm not vaccinated.
02:06:16.000 There was no social distancing.
02:06:18.000 No mask. And I'm ambidextrous.
02:06:22.000 And that's where you got it from.
02:06:24.000 Me. But I'm fine.
02:06:26.000 Because I'm top G. Top germ.
02:06:33.000 Add that to my list of charges.
02:06:35.000 Gave Pierce Morgan COVID. Tempted murder.
02:06:38.000 And then he tweets out his little COVID test.
02:06:41.000 I'm sorry, Piers. Come on.
02:06:42.000 Gee, come on. Imagine, bro, you're at home.
02:06:45.000 You're in your house. Join the right side, Piers.
02:06:47.000 Admit the vaccines are stupid. 1.00
02:06:48.000 You're at home. You've had six boosters. 1.00
02:06:50.000 And then you end up sticking stuff up your nose to see if you have it. 1.00
02:06:57.000 Come back as gay. 1.00
02:07:01.000 Right. So we can't talk about peers having COVID because that's to put us in jail. 0.97
02:07:07.000 We can't talk about the fact that they're now admitting that the vaccine in the parliament is killing people.
02:07:11.000 We can't talk about that.
02:07:13.000 We can't talk about how the New Zealand government, its jabs kill over 20% of the population because then we're going to go to jail.
02:07:19.000 We can't talk about the person who released all of the vaccine information in New Zealand saying that the government murdered people, had their house raided by the police because when you upset the matrix, they raid your house by the police.
02:07:31.000 We're not allowed to talk about that.
02:07:32.000 Because we will go to jail. Because then we'll go to jail.
02:07:35.000 We're not allowed to talk about the fact that the vaccine is going to definitely annihilate absolutely everybody, and we're pissing off Big Pharma by doing that, and we're in the middle of a matrix attack, and we can't do it.
02:07:43.000 We're not allowed to talk about any of these things.
02:07:45.000 So we can find that. Okay, let's not talk about them.
02:07:49.000 So what I did was, our internal batch ID, I counted the number of vaccinated within that batch, and then I found out who was dead.
02:08:01.000 Well, let's have a look.
02:08:03.000 And so we then look at them.
02:08:04.000 Wow, let's have a look down here, down under.
02:08:06.000 Let's have a look down under.
02:08:09.000 And this is Pfizer's batch number one.
02:08:11.000 We've had 711 from batch number one vaccinated.
02:08:17.000 152 of those died, which makes a 21%. 0.97
02:08:21.000 Well, didgeri-fucking-do! 0.96
02:08:25.000 20% of the people who took the vaccine got annihilated! 0.98
02:08:28.000 Andrew, as...
02:08:29.000 But we're not allowed to talk about that!
02:08:31.000 We're gonna go to jail. Didgeridoos are Australian Aboriginal. 1.00
02:08:36.000 Christian, don't even pretend to me. 1.00
02:08:39.000 Do not buy into the Matrix PSYOP that people from New Zealand and people from Australia are any way different.
02:08:46.000 I'm from New Zealand. I'm a Kiwi, bro.
02:08:49.000 You're from over there.
02:08:51.000 No, I'm not having it. No, no.
02:08:52.000 You're from over there.
02:08:54.000 It's far away.
02:08:56.000 You're all the same to me.
02:08:57.000 If you want to sit and explain to me the difference between Australians and New Zealand-ish people...
02:09:03.000 You're going to struggle.
02:09:05.000 I agree when it comes to the white people. 0.93
02:09:07.000 The new people, they all went over on similar boats on similar trips.
02:09:10.000 It's just all about where you stopped off.
02:09:11.000 I agree. But Aboriginals and Maori are vastly different. 1.00
02:09:16.000 Vastly. Who's team you on, bro?
02:09:19.000 Maori are better. Who's team you on? 1.00
02:09:20.000 I like the Maori. I bet you believe the Earth is a globe.
02:09:22.000 I bet you're a globetard. Listen.
02:09:25.000 New Zealand, Australia is all the same. 1.00
02:09:26.000 Some island far away where they force you to take a bunch of vaccines and your government murdered you and the population are such pussies. 1.00
02:09:34.000 Are you talking about England? They didn't even do anything about it. 0.99
02:09:38.000 UKMP says vax causing excess deaths in New Zealand.
02:09:42.000 We can't talk about that because we're going to go to jail.
02:09:44.000 Boom! Thank you, Mr Speaker, and I'm delighted to hear that it's Whistleblower Week this week, because some weeks ago I was given access to five million confidential New Zealand government vaccination records by a whistleblower.
02:09:57.000 The data was anonymised and passed to scientists and data analysts in the UK and other countries, and I'll just share a fraction of that analysis with the House now.
02:10:07.000 Take me to jail!
02:10:09.000 It's where I belong.
02:10:11.000 Take me to jail.
02:10:14.000 I'll sing the song.
02:10:17.000 I won't stop telling the truth.
02:10:21.000 So take me to jail.
02:10:25.000 Gotta educate the youth.
02:10:30.000 experimental vaccine has been calculated at one in a hundred billion chance. 1.00
02:10:36.000 Mr. Deputy Speaker, it's the vaccines that are causing excess deaths in Mr. Deputy Speaker, they fucking lied! 0.99
02:10:44.000 And everyone's dead. I keep talking about this, because at the time of the vaccine, I felt like I was by myself. 0.99
02:10:51.000 I was telling everyone it's a scam, and everyone's like, you're paranoid.
02:10:54.000 Here I am, years later, totally right.
02:10:56.000 Like, I'm totally right about everything.
02:10:57.000 Why does nobody listen to me at the time?
02:10:59.000 Everyone listens to me years later.
02:11:01.000 Listen to me right now. 1.00
02:11:02.000 If I say do a jumping jack right now, I strongly recommend you just do a fucking jumping jack. 0.99
02:11:08.000 Everyone, one jumping jack. 0.99
02:11:10.000 Right, so those are all the videos we cannot play and we cannot talk about because we're going to go to jail.
02:11:14.000 And that little dance I do, this is my I know I'm going to go to jail dance and there's nothing I can do about it because I'm supposed to be quiet but I don't want to be quiet because I'm top G. That's not a real dance.
02:11:30.000 What if I do this the whole show?
02:11:32.000 You're fine, I'll stay here and smoke cigarettes.
02:11:34.000 You done?
02:11:43.000 Can we get serious now for a second?
02:11:46.000 Alright, let's get serious.
02:11:48.000 So my favorite TV show has made another masterful episode.
02:11:55.000 My favorite TV show, Doctor Who, have really shown their progressiveness and their inclusivity by championing the virtues of ancient imaginary diversity.
02:12:11.000 Now, you don't know what ancient imaginary diversity is.
02:12:14.000 It's when you go back in time and you randomly change the race of people because it's cool.
02:12:23.000 See if I have a clip of that.
02:12:24.000 I love that show. Doctor Who, another win.
02:12:29.000 Who the actual fuck? 1.00
02:12:33.000 Who the actual fuck watches Doctor Who? 1.00
02:12:35.000 Me. No, seriously. 1.00
02:12:38.000 Me and to see Isaac Newton played by an Indian actor has made me super happy.
02:12:47.000 Imagine the typical Doctor Who fan.
02:12:49.000 Me? Isaac Newton could have been Indian.
02:12:53.000 You don't know that. Odds?
02:13:04.000 Bodkins? What the devil?
02:13:10.000 Oh! Sorry, we're just slightly out of control.
02:13:13.000 My friend Donna, this is Donna, Donna Noble.
02:13:16.000 Ah, she just dropped some coffee into the console.
02:13:18.000 Don't worry, he's got a time machine, which means he can blame me for all eternity.
02:13:26.000 Yes! Yes!
02:13:29.000 Win! For inclusivity and diversity!
02:13:33.000 What the fuck? Win! 1.00
02:13:35.000 W! Dr.
02:13:36.000 Wu! Why is it Wooted?
02:13:42.000 I'm so happy that Dr.
02:13:44.000 Who is played by an Indian actor.
02:13:46.000 Because he could have been Indian.
02:13:48.000 The painter could have just messed up his brushes and his paints.
02:13:53.000 There were no cameras.
02:13:54.000 You don't know that.
02:13:56.000 He could have been Indian.
02:13:58.000 Because let's forget the fact that some of Earth's most famous ever mathematicians were Indian.
02:14:05.000 Let's not put them in shows.
02:14:07.000 No, no, no, no, no. What we need to do is we need to take one of the greatest white mathematicians ever who was an English white man and make him... 0.71
02:14:17.000 Indian. Let's not put the famous Indian mathematicians of which there are about 1 billion in the TV show.
02:14:24.000 No. Let's take Isaac Newton.
02:14:26.000 Okay? Hear me out.
02:14:27.000 Hear me out. You'll see where I'm going here.
02:14:29.000 Who was a white mathematician.
02:14:32.000 Okay? And let's turn him Indian in Doctor Who. 0.98
02:14:37.000 That's the way to do it.
02:14:41.000 Win. For everyone.
02:14:45.000 History. Math.
02:14:47.000 India, white people, this is a win, and I'm sick of you and your racist far-right buddies pretending it's not. 0.98
02:14:58.000 I am so happy. 0.98
02:15:01.000 Yes! Fuck yeah! 1.00
02:15:05.000 Isaac Newton, Indian, you did it, BBC! You defeated racism! 1.00
02:15:11.000 Racism is officially over!
02:15:18.000 Congratulations! We fucking did it! 0.99
02:15:22.000 I have a dream where one day actors will not be judged on how accurately they represent the person they're supposed to be historically. 0.98
02:15:34.000 But by the fact that they're an opposite race. 0.97
02:15:39.000 Martin Luther King, direct quote.
02:15:42.000 They changed it For the movies.
02:15:46.000 But that's what he said.
02:15:48.000 Well done, BBC! We fucking did it! 0.99
02:15:52.000 Racism is over! 0.99
02:15:54.000 Why am I going to jail to do this show?
02:16:05.000 No.
02:16:05.000 This is so, this is not.
02:16:08.000 This makes no sense.
02:16:11.000 We're millionaires.
02:16:12.000 We could just not do this.
02:16:14.000 Why do we do this?
02:16:18.000 You're not happy about it.
02:16:20.000 You see, man, I think you might actually be worse than Hitler. 0.98
02:16:25.000 You don't think that Isaac Newton should be played by an Indian because he was an Indian.
02:16:31.000 That sounds like some Mein Kampf Third Reich rhetoric to me. 0.98
02:16:36.000 The BBC is run by pedophiles. 1.00
02:16:38.000 It's full of sexual crimes. 0.99
02:16:41.000 Minor attracted persons.
02:16:43.000 Okay. Well, the BBC is full of them.
02:16:47.000 And we're not allowed to talk about any of this stuff.
02:16:49.000 No. And it's all we talk about.
02:16:50.000 But they did make... They did fix racism.
02:16:53.000 It's over. Anyone...
02:16:55.000 I think Doctor Who is as bad as Star Wars now.
02:16:57.000 But imagine the actual normal Doctor Who fan.
02:17:00.000 Imagine walking down the street and you see a guy and you go, what's your favorite TV show?
02:17:03.000 And he says, Doctor Who. Imagine his face.
02:17:08.000 So punchable. 0.75
02:17:10.000 Unbelievable. Right, so we can't talk about that.
02:17:15.000 Have you seen this Dinks thing? 1.00
02:17:17.000 Your mates? Have you seen your mates?
02:17:20.000 No. Have you not seen your mates?
02:17:22.000 It's Tate's and Trist over today.
02:17:24.000 Have you seen your mates? By the way.
02:17:26.000 Have you seen your mates? 1.00
02:17:27.000 Making Isaac Newton an Indian is a fucking travesty. 1.00
02:17:30.000 Have you seen your... It's an insult to... 1.00
02:17:31.000 It's not just an insult to white people and to English people and to Isaac Newton.
02:17:34.000 It's an insult to Indians. 1.00
02:17:36.000 If I was an Indian and I had Indian kids and they were watching Isaac Newton be Indian on TV going, Dad, Dad, look, Isaac Newton was Indian like me. 0.99
02:17:45.000 I'd be like, fuck, no, he wasn't. 0.99
02:17:46.000 It's an insult to Indian history. 1.00
02:17:48.000 You're fucking offending Indians. 1.00
02:17:49.000 That Indian actor is a traitor. 1.00
02:17:53.000 What if Isaac was Jamaican? 1.00
02:17:57.000 Apple fall upon me head.
02:18:00.000 Right. Dink.
02:18:01.000 You're right. Have you seen your mates?
02:18:03.000 I don't even know what that dinks means. 1.00
02:18:05.000 You don't? Well, they're your mates. So let's talk about your friends.
02:18:07.000 Ready? These are your mates. So please explain your mates to us. 0.98
02:18:10.000 We're dinks. We're going to get asked daily when we plan on having kids.
02:18:13.000 We're dinks. Of course we're going to go out to eat every night after work. 0.91
02:18:16.000 We're dinks. We don't have to ask our family for financial help or to watch our kid when we want to go out.
02:18:21.000 We're dinks. We're going to go to Costco and buy all the snacks in bulk that we want.
02:18:25.000 We're dinks. We have disposable income to spend on whatever we would like and don't have to spend on a kid.
02:18:31.000 We're dinks. I'm going to go to every football game and play 18 holes whenever I want.
02:18:36.000 We're dinks. We're going to get asked at every single family event what we're doing with our life.
02:18:41.000 What the fuck is this? 1.00
02:18:43.000 These are your friends. Double income, no kids. 1.00
02:18:46.000 Dinks. Your mates.
02:18:49.000 Have you ever heard of a bimp? 1.00
02:18:50.000 What's a bimp? Oh, bimp. 1.00
02:18:52.000 It's a...
02:18:54.000 I think Elon Musk is probably the world's most famous bimp. 1.00
02:18:57.000 Billionaire income, many kids. 1.00
02:19:01.000 He can do more shit than you. 1.00
02:19:03.000 You two are fucking losers. 1.00
02:19:05.000 I'm going to Trader Joe's anytime I want. 1.00
02:19:07.000 Your genetic legacy has ended.
02:19:10.000 For the thousands of years your ancestors have fought away in wars and battled saber-toothed tigers and charged the beaches at Normandy for the preservation of your race and species and genetic bloodline.
02:19:25.000 You've decided, well, I want to go to Trader Joe's. 1.00
02:19:28.000 I can buy all the snacks I want, you fat fuck. 1.00
02:19:30.000 These are your mates. I'm glad they're not having kids. 1.00
02:19:33.000 Yeah, we don't need people like them.
02:19:34.000 For everyone out there who isn't like these people, have 10 kids, please.
02:19:39.000 You could just become super rich and you don't need a double income.
02:19:42.000 I'm a single income person.
02:19:43.000 I have one income. It just happens to make me a billionaire.
02:19:46.000 And then I have 23 baby mudda.
02:19:49.000 Real bad man!
02:19:50.000 That's how you do it. Talk about dinks. 1.00
02:19:53.000 Talk about dick. I'm a bimp. 1.00
02:19:55.000 Put it everywhere. Genghis Khan had one income.
02:20:00.000 Take me to jail!
02:20:01.000 Genghis Khan had one income. We're dinks. We go to Trader Joe's and workout classes on the weekends. 0.99
02:20:04.000 We're dinks. We get into snobby hobbies like skiing and golfing. 0.63
02:20:07.000 We're dinks. We can go to Florida on a whim. 0.82
02:20:10.000 We're dinks. We're already planning our European vacation next year. 0.52
02:20:12.000 Dinks. We get a full eight hours of sleep.
02:20:14.000 What the fuck is this? And sometimes more. 0.99
02:20:16.000 We're dinks. We get desserts and appetizers at restaurants. 0.89
02:20:18.000 We're dinks! We can play with other kids and give them back!
02:20:22.000 We're dinks! We still do it three times a week! 0.70
02:20:24.000 Who would want to have sex with either of them three times a week? 1.00
02:20:29.000 What's wrong with these dorks? 1.00
02:20:32.000 They're not my friends! 1.00
02:20:34.000 Dinks! You don't think your friends are dinks? 0.99
02:20:38.000 They're fucking incels! 1.00
02:20:40.000 These people are not my friends. 1.00
02:20:46.000 I wish nothing but the worst for them.
02:20:48.000 Elon Musk actually put out a very good tweet about having kids.
02:20:51.000 He said, not having kids is inherently immoral because what you're doing is you're expecting other people's kids to pay for you in old age.
02:20:58.000 And that's a very good point, Mr.
02:21:00.000 Musk. I'm going to instruct all of my offspring, of which there are many, to give a shit about nobody but their bloodline, which includes me and their children. 0.98
02:21:08.000 That's it. I'm going to be old Top G sitting on a chair somewhere with a cigar. 0.99
02:21:12.000 Old. Fuck. 1.00
02:21:19.000 What happened to my Mr. 1.00
02:21:20.000 Producer software? Are we dead?
02:21:27.000 Are we still alive? Doesn't look like it.
02:21:34.000 We look dead. 0.96
02:21:37.000 If we're still alive, ladies and gentlemen, everything's fucked up on our screen. 0.98
02:21:43.000 Yeah. Oh, we're back. 0.93
02:21:48.000 We're back. Did we go anywhere? Anyway, so...
02:21:52.000 We're dinks! We do emergency meetings. 0.93
02:21:59.000 Suck a dick. 1.00
02:22:02.000 We're a dimge. 1.00
02:22:03.000 What's a dimge?
02:22:05.000 Double income, more jail.
02:22:09.000 We're dimge.
02:22:10.000 We have lots of money, so they put us in jail.
02:22:13.000 We're dimge.
02:22:15.000 We talk about the COVID vaccine when we're told not to by our lawyers.
02:22:18.000 We're dimge.
02:22:22.000 Right. Where were we?
02:22:23.000 So those are your mates.
02:22:25.000 Elon made a good point about them because they're your mates.
02:22:27.000 They're not my mates. Tristan, please admit they're your mates.
02:22:29.000 Right. Can we talk a little bit about Ireland?
02:22:31.000 Just a little bit. And the main thing and the most important thing about Ireland is that Conor McGregor, who I do not know personally, by the way, I've never met Conor.
02:22:40.000 I don't think you've ever met him either, is considering, strongly considering, running to be president of Ireland.
02:22:48.000 I think that's a wonderful idea.
02:22:50.000 I think that if any country, whether they be Irish or Congolese or Ivorian or Moroccan, believes that their government has sold them out and isn't listening to the will of the people...
02:23:04.000 then I believe that it is that people's prerogative to elect who they like.
02:23:09.000 And Conor McGregor has shown his head and shown his hand with an intention of running for political office.
02:23:15.000 Let me tell you something about warriors, okay?
02:23:17.000 I don't know Conor, but Conor is a warrior.
02:23:19.000 Conor fights his own battles and he knows violence very well.
02:23:22.000 I would believe that Conor McGregor would be far more reluctant to send random Irish people to die in places like Iraq than these old Irish leaders who've never seen a day of combat in their life. 0.87
02:23:32.000 I also believe that Conor McGregor, who is a family man and a fighter, would be a lot more protective in a masculine way about his own people and about the Irish people.
02:23:43.000 And also, I would like to say that me and you are Irish. 0.99
02:23:49.000 We are 25% Irish, and if Conor McGregor runs in any Irish election, I, if I'm allowed to travel, will fly to Ireland, to Limerick, where my grandfather was born, and vote for his ass. 0.83
02:24:00.000 Our grandfather was born in Limerick, that's right, and we will personally vote for Conor McGregor. 0.97
02:24:03.000 Absolutely. So he has a full endorsement from Andrew and Tristan Tate.
02:24:06.000 I believe that warriors in places of leadership is a good thing.
02:24:10.000 I believe he'll be a good leader, inexperienced in politics or not.
02:24:13.000 Trump was inexperienced in politics.
02:24:15.000 You don't want to be experienced in politics. No, you don't want to.
02:24:17.000 No. Because it's all a scam. It's a dick-sucking game.
02:24:19.000 The real thing that's interesting is, will the system let him run? 1.00
02:24:23.000 That's the thing. And if it lets him run, will they let him win?
02:24:26.000 Because we all know that everyone would vote for Conor.
02:24:28.000 Hands down, it's a one election.
02:24:29.000 Will they even let him run?
02:24:31.000 Will he understand how complicated and deliberately rigged the system is to even stop him from running?
02:24:36.000 And then if he And if he does win, will they allow him to make any real change? 1.00
02:24:41.000 Or will they just tie him up in legal loopholes, matrix attack him, hit him with some bullshit, call him a human trafficker, put him in jail, and fuck with his life? 0.99
02:24:48.000 Because if you do too much against the system, that's what they do. 1.00
02:24:50.000 They try and fuck with your life. So it'd be a very interesting timeline of the universe if Connor actually attempts this. 0.91
02:24:56.000 So he can learn and hopefully expose to the world just how impossible it is for a layperson with good intentions, who is loved by the populace, who wants to do good things to actually get any semblance of power in this world because they want the power to lie in the hands of fucking dicks! 0.99
02:25:12.000 And Connors were from where we're from. 0.99
02:25:14.000 Not necessarily exactly the same country, but again, totally broke.
02:25:19.000 Training all the time.
02:25:20.000 Trying to fight his way out of the ghetto.
02:25:23.000 And now he's king of the world.
02:25:25.000 He's arguably the most famous MMA fighter in the world.
02:25:29.000 And yeah, championing his own people and the will of the Irish people.
02:25:32.000 And if you aren't Irish, it's not your place to comment on what the will of the Irish people should be.
02:25:38.000 So I personally wish Conor McGregor the best of luck.
02:25:42.000 Have you seen this? Jesus!
02:25:48.000 Ooh, this is a tricky one.
02:25:51.000 So, as I understand, this gentleman thought his neighbours were spies and didn't trust the government and his house was rigged to blow.
02:26:05.000 Now... Wait, I can't.
02:26:08.000 If we, Tristan, if we say anything even remotely supporting this, we're going straight to fucking jail. 0.99
02:26:12.000 That's terrible. He put lives in danger. 0.99
02:26:14.000 That is, okay. But would I... Look, no lives in danger.
02:26:19.000 Cool. But would I rather have blown up all my own stuff than have these people come into my house and do this to me?
02:26:27.000 Probably. Well, all the stuff they took we didn't get anyway.
02:26:29.000 Yeah. I probably would have rather blown it up.
02:26:32.000 So I kind of empathize.
02:26:34.000 I don't know his situation.
02:26:35.000 Don't know exactly who he was.
02:26:36.000 Don't know if he was crazy. Don't know if he was based as fuck. 1.00
02:26:39.000 But rigging your house to blow... 1.00
02:26:40.000 Imagine his neighbors were actually spies.
02:26:42.000 Imagine they were spying on him.
02:26:44.000 I mean, this guy was paranoid they were going to raid his house enough to rig it, and they tried to raid his house.
02:26:50.000 So he's paranoid his neighbors were spies.
02:26:52.000 He got one thing right. Yeah, he clearly was right.
02:26:55.000 So maybe his neighbors were spying on him.
02:26:57.000 I don't know. Maybe our neighbors spy on us.
02:26:59.000 Who was he? I don't know much about him.
02:27:01.000 Some dude. Some dude.
02:27:02.000 Yeah, some guy. Guys, fans of mine, do not rid your house to blow.
02:27:07.000 Just don't commit crimes.
02:27:08.000 It didn't work for me, but don't commit crimes and you will have no reason to fear the authorities.
02:27:15.000 Maybe our neighbors are spies. Maybe that's how all my girls find out about the other girls.
02:27:18.000 They're always like, who's this bitch? I'm like, how the fuck does she know about this bitch? 1.00
02:27:21.000 The neighbors! The neighbors are children about my fucking women! 1.00
02:27:26.000 Ring the house! 1.00
02:27:31.000 Going to jail.
02:27:33.000 Yeah, you're going to jail. Right, we're going to cut Twitter, and then we're going to do the super chats on Rumble.
02:27:38.000 So if you're watching on Twitter, come over to rumble.com slash take speech for this show, which makes loads of sense.
02:27:43.000 Loads of sense. And I'm going to play Mr.
02:27:45.000 Producer again, and then we're going to do the super chats.
02:27:49.000 So let me do the Mr. Producer. Mr.
02:27:51.000 Producer! Welcome to Rumble.
02:28:22.000 Keep making no sense. It's the only way to save ourselves, Tristan.
02:28:25.000 I'll put the mask back on if you like.
02:28:27.000 They can't arrest Tates and Trist.
02:28:29.000 He's their ally. What if I read out all my nicknames again?
02:28:31.000 What's it? Super Chats first.
02:28:33.000 High Class ENT says Bumbaclut $100.
02:28:37.000 Bumbaclut! Triple Black Dragon says I'm doing God's work in Hell, which is Northern California.
02:28:42.000 I have a small chess course.
02:28:48.000 Yeah. Let's make that happen.
02:28:51.000 Yeah. Triple Black Dragon.
02:28:53.000 Triple Black Dragon, send me a message on X. Go to CobraTake.com and message the live chat.
02:29:00.000 Message the live chat. Yeah, I will write a letter and a signed photograph for the chess tournament because young men and young people should be encouraged to play chess.
02:29:07.000 Chess is actually very important because to give some value in this emergency meeting, chess teaches you absolute self-accountability.
02:29:13.000 I think most people at home lack that when you actually want to do well in life.
02:29:17.000 Guys, this is some life advice from the top G.
02:29:19.000 If you're sitting at home and you want to do better than the current position you're in, the first thing you have to do is blame absolutely everything on yourself, whether it's good or bad, whether you're in jail or you're a millionaire, both in my case, billionaire, sorry, billionaire too bad, step back, too rich.
02:29:34.000 You have to blame yourself for all of these things because once you take absolute self accountability, then you will find actions you can take, steps that you can make, which are gonna directly correlate towards your successes.
02:29:46.000 If you blame outside sources, if you say I was unlucky or the government did this or this politician or this person lied about me, then you're blaming other people and you feel helpless.
02:29:54.000 You need to feel in charge, you got to take absolute self accountability and that's what chess teaches because no matter how well you play a game of chess, if you lost at some point, you made a mistake.
02:30:03.000 And the way you improve in the game of chess is to analyze your games, to go back, to study them.
02:30:07.000 Where did I make a mistake? What did I do wrong?
02:30:09.000 Where could I have done better? Absolute self-accountability, no luck at all involved, it is all on me.
02:30:14.000 And if you apply that to life, you're far more likely to be successful than if you blame outside sources.
02:30:19.000 The Matrix attacked us.
02:30:22.000 The government's against us.
02:30:23.000 All of these things happened and I'm still blaming myself. 1.00
02:30:26.000 And when they throw me back in a cell because I can't stop doing these stupid shows. 1.00
02:30:30.000 The British government, by the way. 1.00
02:30:32.000 That's the one we're talking about.
02:30:33.000 I will blame myself again.
02:30:35.000 I take complete responsibility for everything in my life all of the time.
02:30:39.000 That is a superpower and chess teaches that which is why it's so important to teach it to young men in the world today.
02:30:44.000 If that girl ain't replying to her Instagram... 1.00
02:30:46.000 It's not because too many men want her.
02:30:48.000 It's not because she's too famous.
02:30:49.000 It's not because she's too pretty. 1.00
02:30:50.000 It's because you are a loser. 1.00
02:30:51.000 It is your fault for being a loser. 1.00
02:30:53.000 And if you stop being a loser, she will reply to you. 0.99
02:30:55.000 But the reason she's not replying to you is because she's too busy messaging all of the fake accounts of me trying to get in touch with the real Top G because she wants to be added to the rotation. 1.00
02:31:07.000 Hector Leiva has a suicidal girlfriend.
02:31:09.000 They're both 18.
02:31:11.000 Much love. What advice would I give to you?
02:31:13.000 I don't know you, Hector Leiva, and suicide is not a joking matter, but what I will say is this.
02:31:19.000 I've never had a suicidal girlfriend.
02:31:21.000 Birds of a feather flock together.
02:31:23.000 I believe that it is a man's duty to provide for and support his woman, both financially and physically, but also emotionally.
02:31:32.000 I don't know who you are, but I'd look in the mirror and see if there are changes you need to make in yourself.
02:31:38.000 Or maybe she suffers from some sort of mental illness. 0.72
02:31:40.000 I honestly don't know. It's not my area of expertise.
02:31:42.000 But I wish you the best of luck, and I'll pray for you and your girlfriend.
02:31:45.000 Appreciate the work. $100.
02:31:48.000 Action remains when you run out of excuses.
02:31:50.000 Thank you both for inspiring my life.
02:31:51.000 God bless you. Shout out to Tate Pledge.
02:31:53.000 $500. TatePledge.com, guys.
02:31:56.000 While the mainstream media says we're bad people, we literally feed thousands of starving children.
02:31:59.000 Just look at what we do. We don't want money for Tate Pledge, but just look at what we do.
02:32:02.000 I heard someone's working on a hit piece, so hear me out.
02:32:04.000 Tate Pledge, on the website, there's hundreds of videos showing thousands of people, perhaps tens of thousands, with all the people who run the cherry and do the work on the ground wearing t-shirts that say, thank you, Tate Brothers.
02:32:19.000 The schools that are financed and built and run.
02:32:22.000 The hot meal programs that are provided and run all over the world.
02:32:25.000 With big signs saying, thank you, this comes from the Tate Brothers.
02:32:29.000 Allegedly, there's a documentary coming out saying that that charity is fake.
02:32:34.000 So, instead of giving millions of dollars away, hear me out.
02:32:39.000 We've spent millions of dollars on film sets and actors.
02:32:48.000 Looking like ruined cities in Syria, okay? 0.96
02:32:51.000 We've hired lots of actors and actresses from the first world who just so happen to look Syrian.
02:32:57.000 We've managed to keep all of these actors and all of the staff and all of the kids silent on the conspiracy.
02:33:04.000 And it's all fake and we don't help anyone.
02:33:08.000 That's apparently the new narrative that they're coming at us for.
02:33:13.000 All of the video evidence is somehow fake.
02:33:16.000 Because if the charity's fake, the videos must be fake.
02:33:20.000 So we decided to spend millions on movie film quality sets that look like real third world countries and bombed cities. 0.97
02:33:29.000 And millions on actors and actresses and hush money to fake hot meal programs instead of just, which I think would be cheaper...
02:33:39.000 Going to the third world and creating meal programs and building sewage systems and building schools, that would be much cheaper. 0.99
02:33:45.000 But you're such an evil person, Andrew.
02:33:47.000 You're such a bad person inherently, because the British government thinks that you are the worst thing in the entire universe, that the charity must be fake, so you've spent ten times as much on your fake actor and actress program to deceive people into making them think that That you have spent less than the film sets would cost to actually feed people. 0.97
02:34:09.000 I might buy into this conspiracy.
02:34:10.000 I don't know. What do you think?
02:34:12.000 I think this was made by Vice News.
02:34:14.000 Oh, Vice News! 0.77
02:34:15.000 Is that the one with the pedophile who runs it? 0.99
02:34:17.000 Oh yeah, the pedophile who just got in trouble for raping a nine-year-old boy and got 80 months in prison. 0.99
02:34:21.000 Yeah, that Vice News. Yeah, I think they're saying it's fake. 0.96
02:34:24.000 And then the BBC, which is full of sexual predators. 0.91
02:34:26.000 Yes, they think the charity's fake. 0.99
02:34:28.000 But it's the BBC. You're a move.
02:34:33.000 Genuine question. Who believes anything these clowns say anymore? 0.99
02:34:39.000 You must be so beyond stupid to believe a single thing the news says about anything anymore. 1.00
02:34:46.000 You must just genuinely be a moron. 1.00
02:34:49.000 You must just be a moron. They literally keep getting caught as pedophiles and all they do is lie. 1.00
02:34:54.000 Yeah. And then they say, like, I don't even understand on what planet someone can possibly believe this garbage. 1.00
02:35:00.000 Mine are attracted persons. 0.97
02:35:03.000 Shout out to the person who got me this painting, by the way.
02:35:05.000 It's absolutely beautiful. Anyone who sends in a painting, we're going to show them on emergency meetings.
02:35:10.000 People keep sending us chocolates to the house.
02:35:13.000 I don't eat chocolate. And yeah, I think usually it comes with a letter making fun of the DNG, which is funny. 1.00
02:35:20.000 But the paintings are always going to be shown. 0.99
02:35:22.000 So this is a fucking bad boy one. 0.98
02:35:23.000 I'm going to put it above my bed. So the Galdem can look at the painting and be like, wow, he's hot. 0.99
02:35:28.000 And then they can look at me and be like, wow, he's really here.
02:35:30.000 And they can look at the painting and be like, back and forth like this.
02:35:32.000 Oh my God. I'm in heaven.
02:35:36.000 And you're still messaging her on Instagram.
02:35:38.000 Hey, babe! Why do you think they're fucking ignoring you? 1.00
02:35:41.000 Do you think they're alone? Do you think they're ignoring you because they want to be alone? 0.98
02:35:44.000 Do you think they're lonely? No, they're just messaging someone else, you idiot. 1.00
02:35:47.000 Messaging someone cooler than you. 1.00
02:35:49.000 Me! Every health girl you see is glued to her phone 24-7.
02:35:51.000 If you send her a message and she doesn't reply to you the next morning, Hello, I fell asleep early.
02:35:55.000 How are you doing, friend, buddy?
02:35:57.000 Oh, you fell asleep early.
02:35:59.000 Hope you had a nice sleep.
02:36:00.000 Girls live on their phones. 1.00
02:36:02.000 They have nothing else to do besides get endless attention if they're ignoring you because they're talking to someone cooler than you.
02:36:06.000 And the coolest person on the planet is to me.
02:36:07.000 Indian Isaac Newton.
02:36:09.000 Besides Indian Isaac Newton.
02:36:11.000 I'm the second coolest person on the planet.
02:36:13.000 Top G, Top Striker, Double Spice Daddy, Street Master, Long Johnny, Mr.
02:36:16.000 Producer, War Man in Town, Billionaire Too Bad, Brave Not Sorry, Cool and Deadly, Carbon Boss, Say Once Boss, Badness President, Dark and Stubborn, Big Gun Dawn, Cashmere Player, Strap Mind, Take All Trillionaire, Shoot Selecta, Money Strong, Langman Skangman, Close Protection.
02:36:29.000 Those are my nicknames now.
02:36:31.000 That's what I want to be called.
02:36:34.000 Isaac Newt Singh.
02:36:36.000 ... 0.99
02:36:42.000 This is whole... all of these things are just a list of shit we're not allowed to talk about because we're going to go to jail. 0.98
02:36:46.000 Andrew, Indian Isaac Newton has cured racism. 0.98
02:36:48.000 He hasn't. He has.
02:36:49.000 Well done, sir. Well, we've pissed off the big pharma.
02:36:52.000 Let's not piss off the LGBT community because they're fucking psychos as well and they're definitely going to come for us. 1.00
02:36:58.000 Why did you just put that up at the same time? 1.00
02:37:03.000 So of all the flags that are banned, Palestine's banned, and LGBTQ isn't banned.
02:37:09.000 In fact, I think if you destroy an LGBTQ flag, you'll get a worse sentence than destroying, I think, any flag in the world, including Israel, including the United States, including the Union flag, including the flag of England. 0.74
02:37:20.000 If you destroy an LGBTQ flag, that's a hate crime.
02:37:23.000 So you can destroy an American flag because you hate Americans.
02:37:26.000 Hear me out. That's not a hate crime.
02:37:28.000 Even though you could say I hate Americans and I'm destroying the American flag. 0.66
02:37:31.000 But if you destroy an LGBTQ flag because you don't like it, it's your flag, you own it, you set it on fire. 0.97
02:37:36.000 That's yours in jail. Allegedly.
02:37:41.000 Don't post tweets of you just doing smiley faces.
02:37:46.000 It's not a real thing.
02:37:49.000 Smiling a crime now? I'm gonna go to jail for smiling.
02:37:52.000 Yeah. Yeah, you're going to jail forever.
02:37:53.000 We have a police report here that Tom G smiled.
02:37:56.000 Smiled after posting bigoted tweets about the pride flag.
02:38:03.000 Because I tell young men to question everything, work hard, go to the gym, get as rich as possible, never quit, respect themselves, and that pain will be worth it in the end.
02:38:11.000 I am banned from being discussed in schools around the world.
02:38:14.000 The British government has an active campaign to not only ban me, but is planning to incriminate me for hate speech.
02:38:19.000 I am banned from almost all social media.
02:38:21.000 I am banned from having a bank account.
02:38:24.000 I am banned from Airbnb, Uber, Discord, Spotify.
02:38:27.000 I'm banned from basically any app on the Apple Store.
02:38:29.000 I was put in jail in a hole to rock. 0.99
02:38:32.000 But if I cut my dick off and wore a dress and told men to do the same, I wouldn't be seen as poisonous to the minds of the youth. 1.00
02:38:39.000 I would be promoted and embraced. 0.99
02:38:41.000 It is very clear that the people who are against me are afraid that I am teaching men to be good men.
02:38:45.000 They're afraid of me to be influential because they do not want me to help men be good.
02:38:49.000 The logical extension is that my enemies are simply evil.
02:38:52.000 It is good versus evil.
02:38:53.000 It is God against Satan in the battle for humanity.
02:38:58.000 Can I say that? Or does that get us in jail?
02:38:59.000 Well, you can, and you made a good point about the British government, because, to be fair, the American Constitution does say we have freedom of speech.
02:39:06.000 And we'll see what happens in the next election.
02:39:10.000 But freedom of speech is actually super important.
02:39:13.000 Because England will put you in jail for saying things.
02:39:16.000 So will a lot of countries, to be fair.
02:39:22.000 Right, let's talk about self-accountability.
02:39:24.000 I want to talk about something, because I got a really interesting email today.
02:39:26.000 Was it from Indy Isaac Newton?
02:39:28.000 Indian Isaac Newton did not email me today.
02:39:30.000 Ising Newton. Ising Newton did not email me today, but...
02:39:33.000 Ising Newton. Someone did.
02:39:37.000 And they were talking about, hey, Andrew, what do you think of the Bitcoin price?
02:39:42.000 If you have less than a thousand Bitcoin, you're broke anyway.
02:39:44.000 Yeah. So who cares?
02:39:45.000 Like, what kind of brokey is less than a thousand Bitcoin?
02:39:47.000 True. It's been cheap all this time.
02:39:49.000 I'll be fair to everyone.
02:39:51.000 Everyone said years ago when Bitcoin was basically free, that 21 Bitcoin was a good amount to have because then you have a millionth of all the future Bitcoin.
02:40:00.000 You can't be poorer in Bitcoin than...
02:40:05.000 More than a million people.
02:40:06.000 If you have 21 Bitcoin, that's physically impossible.
02:40:08.000 So 21 Bitcoin, I don't know what's that worth today.
02:40:11.000 What's that worth today? But Bitcoin was basically free a while ago.
02:40:14.000 And everyone was told to accumulate 21 by basically everyone inside of the crypto community.
02:40:20.000 And if you don't have 21 now, then...
02:40:23.000 2 multiplied by 10 plus 1.
02:40:26.000 Romeo done. So if you don't have any Bitcoin, who gives a shit? 0.99
02:40:30.000 If you imagine having 2 Bitcoin, you have 2! 0.99
02:40:34.000 Who gives a shit if it's 30,000 or 40,000? 0.99
02:40:36.000 You are still poor. And you will stay poor forever. 1.00
02:40:39.000 And we talk about absolute self-accountability.
02:40:41.000 Because when you're told to accumulate, you don't.
02:40:44.000 It's amazing the human psyche.
02:40:47.000 I find people interesting.
02:40:49.000 Because I'm a person who likes to see ahead and prepare.
02:40:54.000 Perspicacious. Indefatigable.
02:40:56.000 That's who I am. I'm the top team.
02:40:58.000 I'm the master of fucking IQ. Unfazed. 1.00
02:41:01.000 And you dorks. 0.98
02:41:03.000 Imagine being this human. 0.99
02:41:04.000 I'm a human. Somewhere I exist.
02:41:08.000 Bitcoin is cheap.
02:41:09.000 I don't care about it.
02:41:11.000 Then the price goes up.
02:41:14.000 Now I want some.
02:41:15.000 But you can't afford it. I didn't want it when it was cheap and affordable.
02:41:19.000 I want it now that it's expensive.
02:41:22.000 Then I think, well, let me just email the top G. Let me go to corporate tape dot com.
02:41:27.000 And then email the most famous billionaire on the planet and ask him how I can get some Bitcoin.
02:41:34.000 Now it's more expensive than it's ever been.
02:41:36.000 Hi, my name is Indian Isaac Newton.
02:41:42.000 I need some Bitcoin now that I think it's going to go up.
02:41:45.000 Bro, what have you been doing all this time?
02:41:47.000 The worst thing is...
02:41:48.000 For the last five years!
02:41:50.000 The worst thing about this is, Tristan, literally three months ago, we called the fact that crypto was going to blow.
02:41:57.000 Yeah, we did. We literally called it.
02:41:59.000 We said, crypto is about to blow up.
02:42:01.000 You need to make money now and buy crypto.
02:42:04.000 Don't buy crypto when it goes up like every other dummy.
02:42:08.000 Buy it now. And he just, what, ignored us?
02:42:11.000 He just thought, no, those guys, they don't know what they're talking about.
02:42:15.000 And then once it goes up, they start emailing me.
02:42:17.000 Who are these humans? Who are these fucking idiots? 1.00
02:42:21.000 Just flip the burgers and piss off. 1.00
02:42:23.000 Leave me alone and stay poor. 0.97
02:42:26.000 Here, we literally called it inside the real world.
02:42:28.000 Right here, look. Proof, we called it.
02:42:33.000 Here. Called it.
02:42:37.000 Here. Inside the real world.
02:42:41.000 Called it. Here.
02:42:44.000 When I came to the real world, the crypto world was as close to me as space travel.
02:42:47.000 I didn't know much about investing.
02:42:48.000 Blah, blah, blah. Now I'm rich.
02:42:51.000 I feel like I owe the professor money.
02:42:53.000 He's made me so much money.
02:42:55.000 Thank you so much to the crypto guy.
02:42:57.000 I made so much money. The crypto professor.
02:43:00.000 I made $210k.
02:43:01.000 This is all in the last like two weeks.
02:43:03.000 People sign up for $49 and make $200k. 0.58
02:43:06.000 And you got this dickhead saying, now it's going up.
02:43:08.000 I want to make some. Why weren't you making a bunch of money and buying it when it was cheap? 0.97
02:43:12.000 I don't understand you people.
02:43:14.000 I don't understand that we have endless proof.
02:43:16.000 We have endless proof that we know what we're talking about.
02:43:19.000 And I literally tweet it out.
02:43:21.000 Where's the tweet where I tweet it out about crypto?
02:43:24.000 It must be here somewhere.
02:43:27.000 I literally tweeted saying, guys...
02:43:30.000 Hurry up! Get inside the real world now!
02:43:35.000 Where is it? I've got it somewhere.
02:43:38.000 Ah, look what I just found.
02:43:40.000 Your mates. Hello.
02:43:44.000 Thank you, dear. You're welcome.
02:43:48.000 Those are your mates. What do you have here? 1.00
02:43:52.000 There's a bunch of tweets which I made like two weeks ago.
02:43:56.000 That talked about how crypto is going to explode.
02:43:58.000 And I literally tweeted them all out.
02:44:00.000 Someone find me the tweets. Producer, find the tweets.
02:44:02.000 I can't find them. Find the tweets. I made a bunch of tweets like three weeks ago or a month ago time-ish.
02:44:06.000 I remember I was at a hotel in the countryside as far away as I could go within my restrictions.
02:44:11.000 And I was chilling. And I decided to record the camera and said, listen, join the real world now.
02:44:15.000 We're going to tell you exactly how to make a bunch of money.
02:44:17.000 It's about to blow. And everyone fucking, well, a bunch of people signed up and made a bunch of money. 0.96
02:44:21.000 There's all the proof. But there's a bunch of idiots who sat at home and ignored me and decided to email me later once the price has already gone up and stayed a fucking bumblebee. 1.00
02:44:27.000 You don't understand. I don't give a shit. 1.00
02:44:30.000 Please. I want to make this clear. 0.98
02:44:31.000 I don't give a shit if you stay broke. 0.99
02:44:34.000 I don't care about you staying poor. 0.99
02:44:36.000 I don't care about you struggling to pay your bills.
02:44:38.000 I don't care about you emailing me with your sob story.
02:44:41.000 Well, if I just had 10 grand, I think I might be...
02:44:43.000 I don't care about you.
02:44:45.000 I don't know you. And if I did, I would probably hate you. 0.91
02:44:48.000 You're probably a fucking loser. 1.00
02:44:49.000 I don't care. I tell you all what to do. 1.00
02:44:51.000 I give you advice. I make it very easy for you to follow if you want to save your lives.
02:44:55.000 If you don't want to do it, then just piss off.
02:44:56.000 Don't email me once you've realized you made a mistake. 0.86
02:44:58.000 I don't care. Why would I care?
02:45:01.000 Nobody cares. Nobody cares.
02:45:02.000 Here's the thing. Here's the thing.
02:45:04.000 You expect Andrew or Tristan to care, because I get all these kinds of messages every day on X. There's a post.
02:45:09.000 Tristan DMs! It's urgent!
02:45:12.000 I open it up as you asking me for free money.
02:45:14.000 Urgent to you? It's not urgent to me.
02:45:16.000 And what you need to understand about the fact that Andrew doesn't care about you is he's not being unnecessarily cruel or obtuse.
02:45:22.000 Let me tell you something. Most people you know don't care about you.
02:45:25.000 Most people I know, of the tens of thousands of people I've met in my life, don't care about me.
02:45:31.000 When I was in jail, how many people cared?
02:45:33.000 20? Fewer?
02:45:35.000 Okay, all the members of the War Room, of course, but that excluded very few.
02:45:40.000 So why would Andrew care about you?
02:45:42.000 People will soundbite him and be like, oh, he's being mean.
02:45:45.000 He says he doesn't care about his fans.
02:45:46.000 There are millions of you.
02:45:49.000 How could he possibly care?
02:45:51.000 If you cared enough about yourself, you'd end up on Andrew's radar and he'd probably know who you are and start to care a little bit.
02:45:59.000 Crying that you missed the Bitcoin pump after Andrew warned you a million times.
02:46:05.000 We don't care. Andrew wouldn't care if I missed it.
02:46:09.000 If I tell you to do it and you ignore me, then you deserve what happens to you.
02:46:12.000 Here, this is me tweeting. Oh, it's not showing up.
02:46:15.000 Why is it not showing up? Matrix attack!
02:46:17.000 It's not showing up. It's your fault.
02:46:19.000 Self-accountability. Self-accountability is shit. 1.00
02:46:22.000 It's all your fault. It is. 1.00
02:46:24.000 Why are we small? Let's play Jamaican music.
02:46:26.000 You were born that way. Let's play Jamaican music.
02:46:31.000 No, we're not playing Jamaican music. Turn us off.
02:46:33.000 Why? If you play Jamaican music, I'm leaving the podcast.
02:46:37.000 We still got things to talk about. Ten seconds of this, I'm done.
02:46:45.000 I'm a man of my word, Andrew.
02:46:48.000 Well, nothing works.
02:46:53.000 Because the other producer, who's not Mr.
02:46:55.000 Producer, is not as good as me. He's like, we need to change the software.
02:46:58.000 Why, bruv? Just let me do my thing.
02:47:00.000 I worked out the first one. Let me just play the unicorn with Tristan's face on.
02:47:04.000 Tristan, your guy. Remember you?
02:47:06.000 No, I don't. And you don't have it loaded here, so.
02:47:08.000 Exactly. They fucked it all up. 0.97
02:47:09.000 The world's forgotten. Bring the show back. 0.98
02:47:10.000 No one's forgotten. It's coming back.
02:47:12.000 It's not. I'm ambidextrous.
02:47:14.000 It's not coming back. If I smoke 20 cigars, what will happen?
02:47:20.000 You don't know. I do know.
02:47:22.000 What will happen? Well, I smoked over 20 cigars the other night.
02:47:25.000 You saw it happen. I'm not going to tell anyone what happens, but you have to tune in to take confidential on Rumble.
02:47:32.000 And there's an episode coming up where I win the cigar smoking championship of life.
02:47:37.000 Not of the world, of human existence. 0.99
02:47:40.000 95% of the people watching this are going to stay broke losers forever and they deserve it because we've been telling them what to do and they just don't fucking listen. 0.99
02:47:47.000 They don't do that. So please stay poor so I can laugh. 0.99
02:47:51.000 Let me tell you something about being rich.
02:47:52.000 It's not that fun without brokies.
02:47:54.000 Being rich is boring if everyone's rich.
02:47:56.000 It's only fun if you go, ha ha, brokie. 0.79
02:47:58.000 Ha ha, wagey. Ha ha, worky. 0.83
02:48:01.000 He's a worky. I'm not a worky.
02:48:03.000 Do you have a job? Yeah.
02:48:04.000 Worky. Yeah.
02:48:07.000 Go to work! Go to work!
02:48:10.000 Life is a race, and life is a competition.
02:48:14.000 And winning is always fun, and winning is always good, no matter what you're playing.
02:48:18.000 It doesn't matter if you're playing poker, Monopoly, tic-tac-toe, or life.
02:48:23.000 And... When you're physically fit, strong, mobile, free, wealthy, you are winning at life.
02:48:29.000 Your life experience, your 24 hours that you get in the day that everyone else gets are significantly better than everyone else's.
02:48:35.000 So you feel like you're winning.
02:48:37.000 You're a winner. People who do exceptionally well are called winners in life.
02:48:43.000 So, yeah, winning is always fun.
02:48:45.000 I'm going to retweet all my tweets where I was telling you a month ago to join the real world for $49 and you could have caught this massive pump.
02:48:50.000 And even if you had no money, you could have traded and you could have just made a bunch of money.
02:48:53.000 And I'm going to do it so that you feel guilty and sad inside.
02:48:57.000 Don't join. I don't want you to join.
02:48:59.000 Because I told you I was right about the vaccine.
02:49:00.000 I told you I was right about crypto. We're going to be right about everything else.
02:49:02.000 And in two months from now, you're going to see that we were right about something that happens today. 1.00
02:49:04.000 And you couldn't join to be part of it and stop being a fucking loser. 0.99
02:49:06.000 But you're not going to join. You're going to feel the pain and suffering of regret. 1.00
02:49:08.000 And that makes me happy to know that you are in suffering.
02:49:11.000 So just don't join. Fuck off. 1.00
02:49:13.000 And Andrew doesn't care. Stay a loser. 1.00
02:49:15.000 Email me. I'm a loser! 1.00
02:49:17.000 And I'll laugh at you. 0.98
02:49:20.000 What I might do is I might print it off and I'll line up all my girlfriends and I'll put them in a line.
02:49:23.000 And I'll get out this piece of paper and say, look, look at all these other men on the planet.
02:49:27.000 Look at them begging for money. 1.00
02:49:28.000 You're with me, the top G. You don't have to be with some fucking dork. 1.00
02:49:31.000 You get to be with me. And they get to say, yes, sir, we are with you. 1.00
02:49:34.000 We love you so much. And all 20 of them make me 20 coffees and I'll drink smoke.
02:49:37.000 Misogynist! 20 coffees and 20 cigars. 0.97
02:49:39.000 And then the BBC will say a misogynist and attack me.
02:49:42.000 And then Doctor Who will do a segment on me, but I'll be a different color.
02:49:45.000 But I'm brown already, so what color would they make me?
02:49:48.000 Purple. Chinese! 1.00
02:49:49.000 Chinese. Chinese Andrew Tate.
02:49:50.000 Chinese Andrew Tate. He goes Kung Fu instead of Aikido, and then I'll fight that. 1.00
02:49:53.000 That would be great. And I'll somehow lose to Doctor Who because he's a different fucking pronoun, gender pronoun, and... 1.00
02:49:59.000 The Meep will get you. The Meep? 0.99
02:50:01.000 Fuck. How do I defeat the Meep? 1.00
02:50:03.000 You don't. Who can?
02:50:06.000 Who could? Not you.
02:50:08.000 It takes a better man than that.
02:50:10.000 We must defeat Shaytan.
02:50:11.000 Bro, we were in jail.
02:50:20.000 You were in jail. I was not in jail.
02:50:23.000 Why? Because I'm proud of Indian Doctor Who.
02:50:27.000 The Indian Isaac Newton.
02:50:30.000 Yeah, that's true. What else do we have here that will not get us murdered?
02:50:37.000 Let me just put this up there quickly.
02:50:39.000 Let me just remind everyone. Okay.
02:50:42.000 What will not get us murdered?
02:50:48.000 What will not get us murdered?
02:50:49.000 I don't know. Everything on this list is going to get us assassinated.
02:50:55.000 Yeah. Literally everything.
02:50:58.000 This was interesting. Lukashenko has flown to China, and they had a little exchange here.
02:51:02.000 You can see this on Twitter. We like Lukashenko, by the way.
02:51:05.000 Yeah, we are Lukashenko fans.
02:51:08.000 And it goes on and on. He's talking about how he sleeps well in China.
02:51:11.000 He's looking forward to a rest.
02:51:14.000 And the Chinese, no, I don't know if it's Lukashenko or the Chinese premier who says this.
02:51:19.000 You mentioned that one can rest in peace here When there are disputes in the West about China when they begin to criticize it for something I say you should thank them that one and a half billion people on the planet are living a calm good relatively normal life Nowadays, that's quite exceptional and all these other countries. There's riots. There's huge crime. There's protests. There's civil unrest There's disagreements as arguments, but in China, you have one half billion people basically just kind of chilling
02:51:46.000 But what's interesting is this as an absolute professional we talk about the world and how messed up it is. Yes With the West in charge.
02:51:55.000 Will the world be better with China in charge or will we be more constrained? 0.98
02:51:59.000 I don't think it'll be any better.
02:52:01.000 We need the West to stay in charge, don't we? 1.00
02:52:04.000 I think...
02:52:05.000 I don't know, bro.
02:52:06.000 I don't know. You need American leadership to be correct.
02:52:10.000 It's all about leadership.
02:52:12.000 You know, leadership is actually a very small number of people.
02:52:14.000 And if American leadership was on point, we'd be better off with America in charge.
02:52:19.000 But, um...
02:52:20.000 Let's see what happens.
02:52:26.000 All right, so we go back to making no sense.
02:52:28.000 Who's the best soccer player in history?
02:52:31.000 Are you going to say you? I'm just asking.
02:52:35.000 Are you going to say you? No, I'm not going to say that.
02:52:37.000 Who's asking? Just asking. Who do you think is the best soccer player in history?
02:52:39.000 Do you think it's Messi or Ronaldo or me?
02:52:41.000 I don't really know anything about soccer.
02:52:44.000 I've heard Ronaldo's the best, and I personally...
02:52:46.000 Have you ever seen me play, though? See?
02:52:48.000 See? Now we're being stupid again. 1.00
02:52:50.000 I'm just asking. Now we're being stupid. 1.00
02:52:52.000 Have you ever seen me? Why would you say such stupid things? 1.00
02:52:54.000 I'm just saying, have you ever seen me... 1.00
02:52:57.000 Have you ever seen me play soccer?
02:52:59.000 It's a yes or no question. Yes, actually.
02:53:01.000 School. That was a while ago, though.
02:53:04.000 Have you seen my new moves? I'm bored with this.
02:53:08.000 We don't know for sure if I'm not the best unless you actually see me play.
02:53:14.000 I'm just saying that we should consider the possibility.
02:53:18.000 What do you think? No?
02:53:23.000 I'm not talking to you anymore.
02:53:24.000 Why? I'm not talking to you.
02:53:26.000 Maybe you're the best. You need to believe in yourself.
02:53:29.000 I'm not. You don't believe in yourself?
02:53:31.000 I am not the best soccer player that there's ever been.
02:53:34.000 If you believe in yourself.
02:53:35.000 That's not true. It's amazing what you can achieve.
02:53:37.000 Maybe, but soccer, probably not.
02:53:42.000 That's not real. You don't think you're the best at soccer?
02:53:45.000 I don't think I'm the best at soccer. Will this get us in trouble?
02:53:55.000 What are you going to do if he comes and beats you up?
02:53:57.000 Who? Him.
02:53:59.000 Who's him? The guy who inspired this tweet.
02:54:03.000 He walks in here. Oh, him.
02:54:06.000 From Canada. Oh, yeah, him.
02:54:08.000 And he beats the living shit out of you. 0.99
02:54:09.000 What would you do? I am a man of peace and I'm a pacifist. 0.99
02:54:15.000 But if I were physically attacked by him and I had to fight him, even he would admit that I would win the fight.
02:54:22.000 No, you're not listening. He walks in the room.
02:54:24.000 Okay. I'm like, T, you got him.
02:54:26.000 No, but I wouldn't attack him.
02:54:28.000 I'm not available. No, but he's coming at you.
02:54:29.000 So he's attacking me.
02:54:31.000 Correct. So self-defense.
02:54:32.000 Correct. But then you lose.
02:54:34.000 Well, I wouldn't. But if you did.
02:54:37.000 Yeah, but that's like saying, how would things be if things weren't the way things are?
02:54:41.000 How are you so sure if it's never happened?
02:54:43.000 I'm 100% sure. But then that's exactly why I'm 100% sure I'm the best soccer player on earth.
02:54:47.000 I'm not talking to you anymore. Because this never happens.
02:54:49.000 Nobody knows. I'm talking to you at all.
02:54:51.000 There's a possibility. Nobody knows for sure.
02:54:57.000 Do you understand? See how I got you.
02:55:00.000 See how I Aikido'd you. How are they going to use this against us in court?
02:55:05.000 Andrew's saying he's better at soccer than Ronaldo.
02:55:09.000 How are they going to end up spinning this against us?
02:55:11.000 I don't know. Grand larceny?
02:55:13.000 They're going to somehow use this against us.
02:55:15.000 How can they use this against us in court?
02:55:17.000 Tristan, we need to make less sense.
02:55:18.000 Fraud? We make less sense.
02:55:22.000 We couldn't be less of criminals than we've been our whole life.
02:55:26.000 We can't be less of criminals than we've been in the last 10 years, and we still end up in jail.
02:55:31.000 So you could talk about football all you like.
02:55:34.000 If they want you in jail, you're going to jail.
02:55:38.000 New GTA 6 is out.
02:55:39.000 Have you ever played a new GTA? This is a genuine question.
02:55:40.000 I've never played any of them. I believe that I played the first one that's like a top-down, bird's-eye-view kind of 2D game without any real graphic violence back when I was maybe 10 or 11 or 12, whenever it came out. I do recall that.
02:55:59.000 But you know what? I want to speak about GTA 6 while you're on the topic, because now we're actually talking about something that's relatively important.
02:56:05.000 Video games aren't necessarily evil, but you know, I remember when video games, because I'm very old, I'm an old man, I remember when you used to play a little man in a red hat trying to rescue a princess and teaming up with your brother.
02:56:20.000 Now, if rescuing purity from evil while teaming up for your brother isn't a good theme of a video game, then I don't really know what is.
02:56:30.000 I'm not a fan of anyone under the age of 18, 21 maybe, playing video games where the goal is to shoot police officers.
02:56:42.000 I just don't think that's good for society.
02:56:44.000 With all the amazing graphics and engines and whatever people put into these video games, I feel like you could create a better objective with the game, you know?
02:56:57.000 Maybe you are the police officer.
02:56:59.000 Maybe you are trying to stop...
02:57:01.000 Sorry, carry on? 0.63
02:57:03.000 Criminals. Sorry?
02:57:07.000 Okay. Sorry, carry on. I just had a cough.
02:57:10.000 I'm not talking to you. No, just carry on.
02:57:11.000 No, I'm not. Why? No, I'm done.
02:57:14.000 Why? I'm done with this.
02:57:16.000 I'm done with this.
02:57:24.000 You can never know what it's like. Your blood like winter freezes just like ice. There's a cold lonely light that shines from you. You wind up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you use. Did you think the stroke will never win?
02:57:45.000 Well look at me, I'm a comin' back again. I got a taste of love in a simple way. And if you need to know why I'm still standin', you just fade away.
02:57:51.000 Don't you know I'm still standin' better than I ever did.
02:57:58.000 Lookin' like a true survivor, feelin' like a little kid. I'm still standin' happy all this time. Thinkin' of the pieces of my life without you on my mind. I'm still standin'.
02:58:19.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:58:21.000 I'm still standin'.
02:58:24.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:58:26.000 What I never could've hoped for.
02:58:30.000 to win. You're starting down the road leaving me again. The threats you made were meant to cut me down.
02:58:36.000 And if my love was just a circus, you'd be a clown by now. 0.96
02:58:41.000 Don't you know that I feel better than I ever did? 0.83
02:58:46.000 Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid. I feel better than I do all this time.
02:58:57.000 And I've been this through the fire, now it's all about you on my mind.
02:59:02.000 I'm still standing, going down. I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:59:12.000 I feel better than I ever did. Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid.
02:59:38.000 I'm still standing with the arsonist's power.
02:59:42.000 Then he told me I'm better than messy.
02:59:44.000 And I thought, why is he called messy?
02:59:47.000 Why is he called clean or sharp?
02:59:49.000 Why is he messy? I don't hate messy.
02:59:52.000 I play smooth. That's why I'm better at football.
02:59:54.000 You don't remember? You don't remember any of this.
02:59:57.000 And you told me. You know, I want to go back to your previous point about who should be in charge of the world.
03:00:19.000 And I'm going to break it down very simply because I've thought about it over the last couple minutes.
03:00:26.000 Who should be in charge of the world isn't necessarily the most important question.
03:00:31.000 You have to look at the world like a business.
03:00:34.000 Like a company. Like a McDonald's restaurant.
03:00:36.000 You have the owner. You have the general managers.
03:00:39.000 You have the staff. You have the people who clean.
03:00:42.000 It is already a pyramid and a hierarchy.
03:00:45.000 And I feel like who's in charge of the world is already pretty well established.
03:00:50.000 And... It's all about filling the various positions with non-combative, peaceful, smart leaders.
03:01:00.000 I feel like America is the top of the pyramid.
03:01:02.000 it has been since World War II. Then you have your Chinas and your Russias and your smaller countries, your Brazil, South Africa, Argentina, your Middle East underneath them. You have the countries that obviously matter far less. They don't have the GDP or the size of the population or the political sway. I feel like everybody from every country, because we're all from different nations here, should care about who fills the most important seats.
03:01:27.000 You're not going to elect someone in Poland and make Poland the most powerful country in the world. America is the most powerful country in the world. So what you need to do is you need to make sure that the man who fills that seat, the government and the people who are in charge of the most powerful position are good moral people. I feel like you're kind of doing your part because you're fighting against the degeneracy that's destroying young men. 0.88
03:01:51.000 I feel like you're encouraging men to be better.
03:01:54.000 You know, there's going to be a time in 50 years when the future president of the United States, whoever you are, young man, watching me right now, is going to remember watching us growing up.
03:02:04.000 And I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing.
03:02:07.000 I, in fact, think that's an overwhelmingly positive thing.
03:02:09.000 There isn't a single boy in the world or young man in the world, age 12 to 28, who doesn't know who we are.
03:02:16.000 And hasn't listened to some of the stuff that we said.
03:02:18.000 That's interesting. That's actually very interesting.
03:02:20.000 You made a poignant observation.
03:02:22.000 but the real question is who's the best at football there's ever been.
03:02:37.000 BUMBA CLAP!
03:02:53.000 I got all the carbon.
03:02:54.000 53 supercars.
03:02:55.000 I got a yacht. Do you have any idea how much fuel a yacht burns?
03:02:59.000 I got a private jet.
03:03:01.000 I am carbon.
03:03:03.000 Carbon boss is me.
03:03:05.000 All of the carbon credits belong to me.
03:03:08.000 All of them. My footprint is massive!
03:03:12.000 Huge! Whole team steady!