Tate Speech - EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 29 - MERRY CHRISTMAS

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02:00:52.000 Is there an emergency meeting?

02:00:54.000 How can there be a Christmas emergency?

02:00:56.000 How can Christmas be an emergency?

02:01:00.000 I think every Christmas for us has been an emergency for the last couple of years.

02:01:05.000 Perhaps, you know, perhaps this cloud of darkness which is surrounding the world that everybody can feel, the heavy weight The current negative organs in our minds.

02:01:20.000 Perhaps the demons are gaining more foothold over humanity.

02:01:26.000 And although the demons don't realize they are actually working for God because there is no light without dark, we're ushering in one of the most dangerous and difficult periods of human time.

02:01:36.000 And to fight against the demonic horde, we need to be in a positive mood so they can't feed off of our negative energies, and perhaps being as Christmassy as possible will allow us to defeat the demons which are trying to enslave humanity.

02:01:48.000 That would make it an emergency.

02:01:51.000 Merge me. Merge me!

02:01:55.000 I've just come up with a reason.

02:01:58.000 The demons don't want us to feel Christmassy, so for that reason, we'd be as Christmassy as possible.

02:02:04.000 It's the only way to save the world.

02:02:07.000 Emergency Christmas. Emergency Christmas.

02:02:11.000 Merry Christmas.

02:02:15.000 It's an emergency Christmas to everyone at home.

02:02:19.000 So I guess we have to start with the most important thing about any emergency meeting, right?

02:02:23.000 Let's do it. What's the most important thing about every emergency meeting?

02:02:28.000 The Mr. Producer theme song.

02:02:30.000 Ha ha ha. It's true.

02:02:32.000 It is. Let me find it.

02:02:34.000 So you don't even have it set up?

02:02:36.000 I don't because I've Mr.

02:02:38.000 Producer'd a Christmas version of it.

02:02:42.000 Because the demons...

02:02:43.000 Let's start this again.

02:02:46.000 Everyone at home who is perspicacious, who has any kind of perceptive ability, has been able to feel a dark cloud over their minds for the last three to four months.

02:02:53.000 All the things you used to previously enjoy, going out for dinner, going to the cinema, hanging out with your friends, none of it is interesting anymore because there's all this hell and death and everything's on Twitter and everyone's dying and there's all these wars and it feels like the CBDCs are coming and they're trying to enslave us with the climate scam and all of this is going on and anyone with a brain can sense it and feel it, that the demons are gaining ground and they're coming to get us and enslave us all.

02:03:12.000 But they don't realize that God...

02:03:16.000 So, although it feels dark now, it's actually going to be good.

02:03:37.000 And we're going to fight the demons by being as Christmassy as possible.

02:03:40.000 So it is now officially an emergency Christmas Merry Christmas!

02:03:45.000 Mr. Producer You make the best shows Mr. Producer You got it, oh, oh, oh Mr. Producer Gonna break the speed Mr. Producer You're the emergency BT Goodwill to all men Goodwill to all men Merry Christmas!

02:04:10.000 .

02:04:13.000 Christmas spirit will defeat the demons.

02:04:16.000 Happiness, positive vibes, positive emotions.

02:04:19.000 I want everyone at home to be as Christmassy as possible and be super happy this Christmas time.

02:04:24.000 I don't like Christmas. I just explained to you how the demons try and use our negative organs against us.

02:04:33.000 Whose team are you on?

02:04:34.000 We have to defeat them.

02:04:36.000 They're trying to enslave humanity, Tristan. 1.00

02:04:38.000 Don't you realize it? I don't know if anyone else has noticed this, but when I did that call with Elon Musk, I listened to it back, that live tour spaces the day Alex Jones was unbanned.

02:04:50.000 And I sat there and I said something which is very conspiratorial.

02:04:53.000 I said something which when I say in general conversation with the general world, people call me crazy.

02:04:59.000 And it's a very simple statement. I said there are two groups of people in the world, people who love humans and love humanity and want us to grow and prosper and be as many of us as possible.

02:05:06.000 And there's people who have no interest in the growth of humanity.

02:05:08.000 Instead, they just want to control those of us who currently exist.

02:05:10.000 They don't want there to be more humans. 0.98

02:05:12.000 In fact, they want there to be less, and they want to be the kings of these humans so they can be pedophiles and sick and have endless sex and be hedonistic and be concerned with themselves and their own weird inbred bloodline and enslave all of us. 0.99

02:05:24.000 There's two teams, pro-human, pro-slavery.

02:05:26.000 I said that, expecting to be called a conspiracy nut, but I knew Alex Jones was on the call, and he understands how the world really works, so I knew it would have some degree of backup.

02:05:33.000 But when I said that, Elon Musk himself, listened to the spaces back, said, yes.

02:05:38.000 The richest man in the world agreed with me when I said they're trying to make us all slaves.

02:05:43.000 Arguably one of the smartest men in the world as well.

02:05:46.000 Arguably the smartest, confirmably the richest, certainly one of the most powerful people on the planet agreed with me when I said they're trying to make us all slaves.

02:05:53.000 And when I say it to you guys at home on the emergency meetings, you're like, yeah, I guess.

02:05:57.000 Like I'm saying it as hyperbole.

02:06:00.000 The most powerful people in the world, including Tristan and I, because we are some of the most famous people on the planet and therefore have the largest influence, by extension, a lot of power, hence our matrix attack.

02:06:08.000 I think we're the top five most influential people on the planet as it currently stands, understands they're going to make us all slaves.

02:06:14.000 So we know what's happening.

02:06:16.000 Elon agreed with me publicly and I thought it was very interesting that nobody actually picked up on that when they should have.

02:06:21.000 I did. No, you didn't.

02:06:22.000 What do you mean? No, I didn't.

02:06:23.000 No, you didn't. I was here.

02:06:24.000 I want you to know from the very fucking beginning, this is my show. 0.99

02:06:27.000 It's Emergency Christmas. 0.99

02:06:29.000 I'm Mr. Producer. I'll do whatever I want and you can't stop me.

02:06:31.000 I want you to know that.

02:06:32.000 I don't- Merry Christmas!

02:06:35.000 You're the producer!

02:06:39.000 I bet you got Mr. Producer.

02:06:41.000 I didn't get Mr. Produc- Producer. I don't even know what that means.

02:06:44.000 That's not a word.

02:06:47.000 Mr. Producer is not a thing that you could do.

02:06:50.000 It's an emergency Christmas! So because it's an emergency Christmas, I've got a whole bunch of clips which I've never seen before, which have been prepared for me as presents, which I'm going to watch and go through and we're going to talk about and discuss.

02:07:00.000 As well as that, I have a present for absolutely everybody at home.

02:07:03.000 So before I give away something completely free to everybody at home, completely free, no strings attached, free Christmas gift, before I do that, Tristan, if you could please read out the Super Chats, that would be fantastic because it's Christmas and I'm in a Christmassy mood and I'd really appreciate if you could read out all the Christmas Super Chats, my good friend Tristan.

02:07:21.000 There's a lot of well wishes, but I'm not going to discuss my current family problems right now on this emergency meeting.

02:07:28.000 So I'm going to cut those bits out.

02:07:30.000 Wanted your opinion. Me and my dad run a business together.

02:07:32.000 I see him as a role model. Do you think I can have a brotherhood with him?

02:07:38.000 Who? With my dad.

02:07:40.000 Emergency meeting with Tristan's cousin Luke.

02:07:42.000 When is he coming back? I don't know.

02:07:44.000 I don't have a cousin. Hi, Andrew, Tristan.

02:07:47.000 Sorry for your situation. It's absolutely disgraceful.

02:07:50.000 Praying for you. Thank you very much, Koto.

02:07:52.000 Sorry for your situation. Praying for you, etc.

02:07:55.000 Because of the crypto camp this inside of the real world, I made $200 in one week.

02:07:58.000 Now I want to donate a little bit of money to the Palestinians through Tape Pledge. 0.75

02:08:01.000 Thank you. Merry Christmas and prayers for your family.

02:08:03.000 Those are the current super chats.

02:08:05.000 Lots of well wishes. I appreciate all of them.

02:08:07.000 I believe that there's power in prayer and there's power in well wishes.

02:08:10.000 And yeah, I appreciate all the love that I've had over the last 48 hours.

02:08:15.000 And that's all I'll say on the topic.

02:08:17.000 So before we go into our videos in which we have to have our emergency Christmas, first I want to let everyone at home know that we are going to give away something completely free.

02:08:26.000 So first, how many people are watching?

02:08:28.000 Because we can only give away 10,000 of these.

02:08:29.000 33,800 people are currently watching.

02:08:32.000 Right. 33,000 of you.

02:08:33.000 We can only give away 10,000 of the following.

02:08:36.000 10,000 of them will be given away.

02:08:38.000 The other 23,000 of you are going to go without.

02:08:41.000 This is completely free.

02:08:43.000 So please pay attention guys.

02:08:44.000 I'm going to give you, I'm going to play the Mr.

02:08:45.000 Producer song one more time.

02:08:46.000 And in this time, I want you to either focus your TikTok mind or get a pen and paper and write this down.

02:08:52.000 This is going to be extremely important.

02:08:54.000 It's completely free gift to your door to 10,000 people.

02:08:59.000 Once again, I'm going to play the Mr. 0.99

02:09:01.000 Producer song, get pen and paper, or focus your TikTok brain because most of you don't realize you have TikTok brain in which you can't focus on anything for more than a few seconds without thinking about some other garbage or getting a boner and trying to jerk off the porn. 0.99

02:09:13.000 This is extremely important. 0.99

02:09:15.000 Merry Christmas!

02:09:42.000 Goodwill to all men.

02:09:44.000 You Go.

02:09:47.000 Alright, let's go. Our mom's just called us.

02:09:53.000 I'll speak to mom on WhatsApp.

02:09:54.000 You continue with the emergency meeting.

02:09:56.000 So she's had surgery and she's alive, which is what matters most.

02:09:59.000 It's something to be Christmassy and happy about.

02:10:01.000 Right, Tristan? True. Something to be Christmassy and happy about.

02:10:04.000 So, pen and paper, everyone.

02:10:06.000 Here's what I'm going to do. I have decided, in my infinite wisdom, because everybody at home knows I'm one of the most loved and liked people on the planet, there's nobody who doesn't love Andrew Tate.

02:10:18.000 Not a single liberal, nobody.

02:10:20.000 Everyone on earth loves me.

02:10:21.000 They think I'm great and fantastic.

02:10:23.000 They love the fact that I'm a brown person from a disenfranchised area, a disadvantaged youth person.

02:10:33.000 Has spawned such a brilliant, famous, rich, affluent, sexy, tall, charismatic, humble individual.

02:10:42.000 So because of that, I've decided to give a gift that everyone can enjoy.

02:10:45.000 You can enjoy it. Your liberal friends can enjoy it.

02:10:49.000 Your little cousin and nephew can enjoy it.

02:10:52.000 Everyone can enjoy it.

02:10:53.000 Grandma. Grandma loves it.

02:10:55.000 And what it is, is free Andrew Tate stickers.

02:11:01.000 So imagine you had a liberal friend.

02:11:03.000 I've never seen these before.

02:11:05.000 Before you open it. Don't open it yet.

02:11:06.000 Is this my gift?

02:11:08.000 You're not allowed any. You're the only person who's not allowed.

02:11:10.000 I'm not fucking allowed any. 0.98

02:11:11.000 Everyone else is allowed free stickers. 0.93

02:11:12.000 And you can get these. Everyone got your pen and paper?

02:11:14.000 You go to StickerMule, M-U-L-E, StickerMule.com slash Tate.

02:11:24.000 They're the best stickers in the world, and they are free.

02:11:26.000 They will send you these free.

02:11:28.000 We have a Tate one. You see Tate.

02:11:30.000 We have this one that says, resist the slave mind.

02:11:35.000 We have, are you trying your best?

02:11:38.000 We have Top G. You can stick this on your auntie's car.

02:11:41.000 You know your auntie who's like a liberal and hates me for no reason. 1.00

02:11:44.000 Stick Top G on her car.

02:11:47.000 For Christmas. That will get her.

02:11:49.000 They're completely free.

02:11:52.000 Stickermule.com slash Tate.

02:11:54.000 And what you'll get is, get that thing.

02:11:57.000 You'll get this pack free in the mail and you'll open it up from here and you'll bring out loads of little stickers that you can give to your friends.

02:12:07.000 Everyone on earth, we have 10,000 we're allowed to give away for free.

02:12:11.000 Everyone's allowed them besides Tristan.

02:12:13.000 I don't want stickers of you.

02:12:15.000 Why would I want stickers of you?

02:12:17.000 Convenient, because you're not allowed them. No, I don't want them.

02:12:19.000 You're not allowed them. Well, now I'll take some.

02:12:21.000 No, you're not allowed. I just said you're not allowed.

02:12:24.000 Everyone's allowed them for free, but you.

02:12:25.000 $10,000 is the maximum we're going to give away.

02:12:27.000 My brother and I have covered this cost ourselves.

02:12:29.000 We expect to see Tate stickers stuck everywhere and tweet it at us.

02:12:33.000 Please tweet them at us, at Carper Tate, or write to Alex Man Tate so we can retweet it.

02:12:37.000 I mean, your school books, your school bags, because as we know, teachers everywhere in the world love me and Andrew.

02:12:42.000 So impress your teachers today.

02:12:45.000 Impress your teachers in the new year.

02:12:46.000 Take stickers on your bags.

02:12:48.000 Take stickers on your books. Wait, wait, wait.

02:12:51.000 Where's our disclaimer? I didn't see a disclaimer at any point.

02:12:53.000 Give me my disclaimer because every single emergency meeting is converted into words used against us in court.

02:12:59.000 Oh, it's a disclaimer. Someone put the disclaimer up.

02:13:01.000 Give me the disclaimer. This is for entertainment purposes only.

02:13:04.000 From now on, every time I say anything, I'm going to say something afterwards that saves me.

02:13:11.000 So, in my imagination.

02:13:15.000 Yeah, or in a video game.

02:13:17.000 In RuneScape. All of you can get a free sticker pack at www.stickermule.com slash Tate that you can stick around the school that doesn't like me and has me currently banned even though it's going to upset everybody in RuneScape.

02:13:30.000 Does that work? In GTA 6.

02:13:33.000 In GTA 6, you can escape the Matrix.

02:13:37.000 Yeah. I'm going to...

02:13:42.000 Punch somebody in the face in a couple weeks. 1.00

02:13:45.000 In GTA 6. 0.99

02:13:47.000 Like that. You see?

02:13:49.000 That's a good one. It's a good one.

02:13:51.000 I like that one. In Minecraft.

02:13:53.000 In Minecraft. I've read that somewhere on the internet.

02:13:56.000 That's a good one. Alright.

02:13:59.000 I want the disclaimer up.

02:14:01.000 I don't mean anything I say.

02:14:03.000 This is entertainment purposes only.

02:14:05.000 Andrew and Tristate aren't even real people.

02:14:07.000 We're played by actors. My real name is Emilio Largo.

02:14:12.000 Yeah, I'm not doing anything until a disclaimer happens, because we have to go through all these emergency videos of Christmas, and I feel like I'm going to say something that's going to 100% put us in jail.

02:14:18.000 So I want my disclaimer now.

02:14:23.000 Disclaimer. Read a few superchats.

02:14:27.000 Age 20 opened up a mechanic shop.

02:14:31.000 I have businesses, but I need more advice towards how to advertise.

02:14:35.000 Bro, I need more information than that before I can give you information.

02:14:40.000 My six-year-old Andy idolizes you.

02:14:41.000 I'm going to give you a more in-depth answer. My six-year-old Andy idolizes you.

02:14:44.000 You guys have changed his life. He works hard in sports, and he's going to grow up and be strong and rich like you.

02:14:49.000 Take care of the family.

02:14:51.000 We can give him some free stickers, and he'll be very, very happy.

02:14:53.000 Shogun32, get some free stickers for Andy.

02:14:56.000 Right. Stickermule.com forward slash Tate.

02:14:59.000 One second. Mr.

02:15:00.000 Producer. Nice!

02:15:04.000 The content presented in this program is for entertainment and informational purposes only.

02:15:08.000 This material is intended for mature audiences and may contain language or concepts that some viewers find controversial or offensive.

02:15:13.000 This esoteric production is crafted for the discerning intellect, tailored for those who seek depth beyond the matrix.

02:15:19.000 Viewer discretion is advised. No, I made another one.

02:15:22.000 There was another one I made. I want my other one.

02:15:25.000 My other one was better. What was the other one?

02:15:29.000 Who's better than this? This is some...

02:15:31.000 This is like real... 0.99

02:15:33.000 Cop out crap. I want a real one. 0.99

02:15:35.000 I want my real disclaimer. Right.

02:15:38.000 What are the guys saying about help advertising?

02:15:40.000 I opened a mechanic shop.

02:15:41.000 How can I help advertise it?

02:15:43.000 I don't even know. That's a super chat.

02:15:45.000 You want to cover that? You know what?

02:15:47.000 I'm going to cover it to show how intelligent I am.

02:15:48.000 Okay, go ahead. I am so smart.

02:15:51.000 I want everyone at home to understand I'm one of the smartest people on the face of the planet.

02:15:54.000 There is no question you can ask me that I do not have an instant, real-time, brilliant answer for, which is why my podcasts are the most watched alive.

02:16:01.000 So, I'm going to have to make a bunch of assumptions about this mechanic shop because I don't know where it's based.

02:16:05.000 I don't know what kind of cars you're repairing.

02:16:07.000 I don't know if it's in a nice area, a poor area, etc.

02:16:10.000 But the first thing you want to do is differentiate.

02:16:11.000 And to differentiate, first, you have to attract the attention of people.

02:16:14.000 You're going to attract people's attention various ways.

02:16:17.000 You can use shock, but I don't think you should use pictures of car crashes to advertise your mechanic shop.

02:16:21.000 So perhaps you should use some humor.

02:16:22.000 You should think of some kind of way to make people laugh or chuckle or look twice at your mechanical shop.

02:16:28.000 Then what you want to do is you want to get them in the door.

02:16:30.000 Now, the problem you have Is that thousands and thousands of cars drive past your mechanic shop every day, but most of them are probably not broken.

02:16:38.000 Because if they were broken, they wouldn't be on the road in the first place.

02:16:40.000 So let's use our minds here.

02:16:42.000 Our number one lead, your primary income source, are people whose cars work perfectly.

02:16:48.000 So therefore, you need to make them laugh in some way or attack their attention and then offer something that people who have perfectly functioning cars are going to want.

02:16:56.000 You could say a safety check, but nobody cares about safety because the car is working fine.

02:17:00.000 You could offer some kind of free gift, perhaps.

02:17:02.000 Once again, that'd be difficult to make cost effective.

02:17:05.000 You need to use your mind and think, what do people who have perfectly functioning cars want?

02:17:11.000 I'm not going to tell you what that thing is, but that's what you're going to want to do.

02:17:14.000 And when you get people in, people who stop on their way to wherever with perfectly working cars for a checkup or for a free clean or for a free air freshener or because you said there's a sweepstake and anyone who stops in and signs their name can win X. When these people come in, you can look over their cars and see if something needs fixing.

02:17:33.000 Primarily, it's going to be some kind of boring basic maintenance.

02:17:37.000 Perhaps you can convince them that their tires are bald.

02:17:39.000 Perhaps they need to refill their wiper fluid.

02:17:41.000 Even wiper fluid, if you sell it 10 or 15 bucks, you might want to make enough profit to cover the cost of the free air fresheners everyone gets when they come in.

02:17:48.000 Something. And then you want to build data off the back of it.

02:17:51.000 You don't want all these people coming in without you building data.

02:17:52.000 So as they come in for their free air freshener, let's assume you did that.

02:17:55.000 Say, stop. Come up with something humorous.

02:17:58.000 Stop your car. It stinks.

02:18:01.000 Or even better, you stink. 0.99

02:18:04.000 Come and fix it for free here. 0.95

02:18:06.000 Boom. Free air freshener. Turn left.

02:18:08.000 They come in. Free air freshener.

02:18:10.000 You look at their tires. If they need tires and you sell tires, you've made enough profit to cover all the air fresheners you're going to give away that day.

02:18:15.000 Then you're going to get their email address and say, here's your email address.

02:18:18.000 We have a lot of sweepstakes. We give away a lot of free stuff.

02:18:20.000 Let me get your email address. Then you're going to email them periodically.

02:18:23.000 With the mechanics, you can't hammer them every day.

02:18:24.000 I'll probably say once a month with some kind of offer for a tune-up or some kind of offer for winter tires or something else.

02:18:30.000 And that's how you're going to make as much profit as possible by building data off the back of getting people whose cars who function perfectly to come and give you their information.

02:18:37.000 That's how you make as much money as possible with a mechanic shop for free from Andrew Tate, Top G. All right, let's change subject.

02:18:44.000 Let's get into these Christmas videos.

02:18:46.000 No, disclaimer. My disclaimer is better.

02:18:50.000 Is it going to get us in trouble?

02:18:53.000 What do you mean? Your disclaimer, I feel like, somehow, is going to get us in trouble.

02:18:59.000 Why? Because it's you, Andrew.

02:19:01.000 It's you. Do I ever get us in trouble?

02:19:03.000 Yes. How have I ever gotten us in trouble?

02:19:05.000 Oh my god. I'm literally not allowed bank accounts, bro.

02:19:10.000 I don't have a bank account.

02:19:11.000 Tristan Tate, one of the richest men in my age group, anywhere in the world. I don't have a functioning bank.

02:19:16.000 So, that's my disclaimer.

02:19:44.000 I'm going to jail.

02:19:47.000 I'm going to jail again, at Christmas, again.

02:19:50.000 Why? It's been a year since my first trip to jail.

02:19:52.000 I'm still in jail, by the way.

02:19:55.000 Because my jail is this city.

02:19:57.000 I'm still in jail. And I'm going back.

02:20:00.000 Everything we say is a lie. So it's fine.

02:20:03.000 The demons are not going to enslave us, and they're not trying to make us all eat the bugs.

02:20:06.000 Or they are, but that's a lie. 0.90

02:20:07.000 So the leadership of the world aren't satanic pedophiles. 0.94

02:20:09.000 Correct! Right. 0.96

02:20:11.000 Oh, no, no, no. The leadership of the world are satanic pedophiles in GTA 6. 0.98

02:20:17.000 Nice. Smart. 0.98

02:20:19.000 Nice. You see? The leaders of the world go to islands and have sex with children in GTA 6.

02:20:26.000 In Minecraft. In Minecraft. 0.99

02:20:28.000 Nice. So, what do we have here?

02:20:31.000 So, in all these videos I'm supposed to go through, I have...

02:20:38.000 We're going to start with this picture. I think it's of Will and Jada.

02:20:41.000 Oh, why? I'm trying to have a good day.

02:20:44.000 Didn't you say something about Christmas cheer, Christmas spirit, happiness?

02:20:49.000 Why are you going to show me a cuckold in his dominatrix?

02:20:52.000 I am not interested in the slightest.

02:20:57.000 Why would you put that up?

02:20:58.000 I'm going to ask your opinion on some questions, Tristan.

02:21:00.000 You're going to ask my opinion?

02:21:01.000 Okay, so we're asking you specifically.

02:21:03.000 Ready? Me. Okay, go. This is a guy who got a vasectomy.

02:21:07.000 Okay. And his wife sent him these treats as, I guess, a joke.

02:21:16.000 Okay. Yeah, I see.

02:21:18.000 You see? Yeah, I see. Unlimited cream pies, snip, snip, hooray, no nuts.

02:21:23.000 And he thinks it's funny, so he tweeted it out.

02:21:27.000 What do you think of this said individual?

02:21:30.000 I think... That unless he has currently 47 children minimum, okay, 47, and also is completely stretched to his financial limits looking after his 47 children, there's no excuse for a vasectomy ever.

02:21:49.000 I still don't think there's an excuse for a vasectomy because babies are cheap and you should always be creating more people all the time if you're a man.

02:21:56.000 I think that he... 1.00

02:22:01.000 Should kill himself in GTA 6. 1.00

02:22:05.000 In Minecraft. 1.00

02:22:08.000 Smart. I'm actually going to say something which might be deemed controversial, which is unusual for me.

02:22:14.000 Unusual. Very unusual. It's not often I say something which people might think are controversial because I'm the kind of person who only says things that people don't think is controversial.

02:22:21.000 I'm going to say this. I want to make this point, and it's quite nuanced, so I want everyone to understand it.

02:22:27.000 I've come to a conclusion in my old age that having pointless sex, even with girls, is gay. 1.00

02:22:36.000 Yeah, it is. Let me make this clear. 0.99

02:22:40.000 I want people to understand this at home. 0.79

02:22:42.000 If you have sex with a woman, there should be a possibility that life will be created because that's what sex is for. 1.00

02:22:48.000 Now, God is the best of planners and God decides if she gets pregnant or not. 0.99

02:22:52.000 God is the ultimate decider.

02:22:54.000 I'm not even saying you can't pull out because even if you pull out, if God wants her to get pregnant, she'll still get pregnant. 0.97

02:22:58.000 God decides that. But having sex in which there is 0% chance of life being created and enjoying that and chasing girls around so you can have pointless sex as much as possible with no chance of procreation or creating a genealogy or a bloodline is actually super gay. 0.98

02:23:18.000 Okay. Sex with women, gay. 1.00

02:23:21.000 No, I'm hearing that. I get it. 1.00

02:23:22.000 Let me finish. So I'm a guy.

02:23:24.000 Okay. I run around nightclubs.

02:23:26.000 Great. Hey, what's your name?

02:23:29.000 And then I have sex with a girl. 1.00

02:23:32.000 And I use a condom. 1.00

02:23:34.000 Yes! Yes!

02:23:36.000 And then I go home. Gay. 0.99

02:23:39.000 Gay! Bro, that's gay! 1.00

02:23:41.000 If you have no chance of having a child from the sex, that's as gay as sex can be. 1.00

02:23:47.000 Now, not many people know you can have gay sex with a woman, but now I've just informed you, as a man, you can have gay sex with women. 1.00

02:23:54.000 Yeah. Because that's gay. I get it, yeah. 1.00

02:23:55.000 Which means also, all that batty man shit's gay. 1.00

02:23:58.000 Fassy man, up anal, gay. 1.00

02:24:00.000 Pointless, gay. Condoms, gay. 1.00

02:24:02.000 All gay. Which makes having a vasectomy... 1.00

02:24:08.000 The gayest thing a man could ever do. 1.00

02:24:11.000 True. I think having a vasectomy might be gayer than having sex with men. 1.00

02:24:17.000 It's pretty... I mean... 0.99

02:24:18.000 It's up there at the top of things you could do that are gay. 1.00

02:24:22.000 Having a vasectomy and having male-on-male raw butt sex is about on par. 1.00

02:24:29.000 I think they're about the same. 0.99

02:24:30.000 So, let me explain this as well to people at home.

02:24:34.000 If two men have sex, the chance of having a baby is zero.

02:24:37.000 Okay. Yep. It's gay. Having sex with a condom, if the condom functions, the chance of having a baby is zero. 0.95

02:24:43.000 Having a vasectomy, if the vasectomy functions, the chance of having a baby is zero. 1.00

02:24:46.000 This is all gay sex. 1.00

02:24:48.000 It's all the same. All right. 1.00

02:24:49.000 It's all in the same pile. It's all in the same pile of gay sex. 1.00

02:24:52.000 Now they're going to start saying Andrew doesn't think people should practice safe sex and blah, blah, blah. 1.00

02:24:56.000 So I'm going to add, as a non-Muslim, I'm going to add in some caveats.

02:25:00.000 I'm going to add in some it's okays.

02:25:02.000 Hear me out. If you're a teenager, you're young, you're first exploring a sexual marketplace, be safe.

02:25:09.000 Fine. If you're in a loving relationship, and you're having sex with condoms, you're gay. 1.00

02:25:15.000 If you're in a loving relationship, sex should be for procreation. 0.99

02:25:20.000 And they're gonna attack you and say that you talk against safe sex, so I am gonna put that out there.

02:25:27.000 That if you're a fully grown man, Then you should be looking to be having trouble.

02:25:32.000 Do you know the face I make when...

02:25:34.000 Do you know the face I make when... 1.00

02:25:37.000 You're going to say something stupid. 1.00

02:25:38.000 When the mainstream media attack me and decide to try and destroy my life for things I've said. 1.00

02:25:41.000 You know the face I make, let me show you. 0.99

02:25:43.000 Gay! Don't be gay! 1.00

02:25:54.000 Vasectomies are gay. Now, we're cutting the Twitter feed. 0.99

02:25:58.000 I'm going to continue to tell you about how we're having sex with women. 1.00

02:26:00.000 Don't misgender X. Sorry. 0.67

02:26:02.000 Don't deadname it. 0.98

02:26:03.000 We're going to talk further about how having sex with women can still actually be gay. 0.99

02:26:08.000 Yep. On Rumble. 0.99

02:26:09.000 Rumble exclusive. We're cutting the Twitter feed now.

02:26:12.000 You can find us on rumble.com slash tapespeech.

02:26:13.000 X feed. X feed.

02:26:15.000 Don't deadname it. I'm playing Mr.

02:26:18.000 Producer again, then we're getting back to action. 1.00

02:26:19.000 Tristan, there's too much gay sex with women happening. 1.00

02:26:22.000 That's what this Christmas episode is all about. 0.99

02:26:26.000 I made it up, and that's what this Christmas is all about.

02:26:29.000 Merry Christmas!

02:26:31.000 🎵 It's the producer, you make the best show 🎵

02:26:36.000 🎵 It's the producer, you're gonna get both of me 🎵

02:26:41.000 🎵 It's the producer, gonna bring both of me 🎵

02:26:45.000 🎵 Like Matt the producer, you're the MCVD 🎵

02:26:51.000 Goodwill to all men! 0.99

02:26:57.000 You know the gayest type of sex that people can have though, Andrew? 1.00

02:27:02.000 It's maybe even gayer than having gay sex with men. 1.00

02:27:06.000 The gayest type of sex that a man can have is with himself. 1.00

02:27:10.000 Hear me out! Oh, masturbation is normal and unhealthy. 1.00

02:27:13.000 Pornhub, okay? Pornhub, pornhub. 1.00

02:27:15.000 There's no women within a mile of you, okay? 1.00

02:27:18.000 And you are simultaneously Jerking a man off while at the same time being jerked off by a man. 1.00

02:27:28.000 Now, if that's not gay sex, I don't know what is. 1.00

02:27:33.000 Pretty good argument. It's a pretty good argument. 0.99

02:27:36.000 You're doing two gay things at once, giving and receiving pleasure to a man. 0.99

02:27:42.000 That's very, very gay and should be avoided at all costs. 1.00

02:27:48.000 Interesting. Very interesting. 1.00

02:27:49.000 That's actually a good point. It reminds me of some other gay things I've seen. 1.00

02:27:53.000 Once I saw... Remember when you were on that long-haul flight? 0.68

02:27:56.000 And some of our friends were tired because we've been up for 32 hours.

02:28:00.000 And instead of staying up and boozing when I used to drink, they took a nap next to men.

02:28:05.000 Yeah. Yeah. So, if you're on a plane with your friends, having a few drinks, maybe you've had a long night, and you're in a chair and they're next to you, and they're trying to sleep...

02:28:16.000 They're effectively trying to sleep with you. 1.00

02:28:18.000 They're sleeping with men. 1.00

02:28:21.000 So you have to understand that napping, unless you're by yourself in a room or with a woman, is also very gay. 0.86

02:28:29.000 Me and Andrew on this emergency meeting, yeah? 0.87

02:28:31.000 I go to sleep. There's Yusuf over here.

02:28:33.000 I'm trying to sleep with Yusuf because he's sitting right here.

02:28:36.000 That's trying to sleep with men. 1.00

02:28:39.000 Napping is as gay as gay sex. 1.00

02:28:42.000 So we've come to the very important conclusions here. 1.00

02:28:47.000 We're going to jail.

02:28:49.000 We're going to jail. Because hear me out.

02:28:50.000 Hear me out. If you're on a plane next to your friends, if you're on a plane next to me, I don't sleep.

02:28:55.000 Minus one minute sleep. I'm supposed to take.

02:28:57.000 I'm sitting there, gin and tonic, flirting with the air stewardess, and you're next to me, right?

02:29:01.000 And you're dozing off.

02:29:03.000 You're trying to sleep with me, but I don't want to sleep with you. 1.00

02:29:08.000 So that's essentially gay rape. 1.00

02:29:12.000 Think about it. Don't gay rape your friends. 1.00

02:29:15.000 No naps. We're going to jail. 1.00

02:29:20.000 The Sticker Mule website has crashed.

02:29:23.000 Everyone's trying to get their free gifts.

02:29:25.000 Guys, don't give up. We're giving away 10,000 free sticker packs here.

02:29:28.000 Top G, Tate, Was This a Slave Mind?

02:29:30.000 Are You Trying Your Best? There's another one here that says...

02:29:34.000 Did you put in the work? And it's me punching.

02:29:36.000 Looks like I'm knocking out one of the Paul brothers, probably.

02:29:39.000 All here, completely free.

02:29:41.000 Stickermule.com slash Tate.

02:29:44.000 Don't give up on the URL. Persistence.

02:29:46.000 Don't give in. Winners never quit.

02:29:49.000 Quitters never win. In the Warrior's Code, there's no surrender.

02:29:52.000 Keep typing in the URL. Keep the website crashed for eternity until it eventually works for one of you.

02:29:56.000 You can get a free sticker set. We're giving away 10,000 packs of them paid for by us to Tate Brothers.

02:30:00.000 10,000 of them. So you have to get in.

02:30:02.000 You have to get in the first 10,000 while you've still got the chance.

02:30:04.000 In the Warrior's Code, there's no surrender.

02:30:06.000 So, even though we're completely sidetracked and completely off topic of all the things we're supposed to talk about.

02:30:12.000 Christmas, etc. There's nothing to do with Christmas anymore.

02:30:15.000 For Christmas, the best present you could get from God is procreation and children. 0.94

02:30:19.000 So I have now come to the conclusion, when I see these men on Twitter talking about how many girls they get, but they have no kids, what they are is essentially gay. 0.96

02:30:25.000 Yeah. Because what they're doing is they're running around having sex in which kids cannot be created. 1.00

02:30:29.000 And they think that because they're chasing women, it's somehow not gay. 0.99

02:30:33.000 But I think it's extremely homosexual. 1.00

02:30:35.000 So when I see these dudes bragging, I got this bitch, got that bitch, got that bitch. 1.00

02:30:39.000 How many kids you got? None. 1.00

02:30:41.000 Gay. Gay. Sexomies are gay. 1.00

02:30:44.000 All that shit's gay. So how do we get on the subject of vasectomies anyway? 1.00

02:30:47.000 You said you wanted my opinion on something, and why is the camera not on me this entire emergency meeting?

02:30:52.000 No, you're not in the show. Carry on.

02:30:53.000 I'll get up and walk off.

02:30:54.000 No, you're not in the show. Okay, I'll put you in the show.

02:30:56.000 You showed me a guy who had cakes so- Oh, your mate! Yeah, your mate.

02:31:05.000 Let me show you more pictures of your mate. 0.99

02:31:07.000 So now he gets to have... Hear me out.

02:31:09.000 So he's allegedly a heterosexual married to his wife, yes? 1.00

02:31:12.000 So now, for the rest of his life, he gets to have gay sex with his wife. 1.00

02:31:17.000 Nice. Is that what you're saying? 1.00

02:31:19.000 I mean, that makes sense to me.

02:31:22.000 I mean, that's pretty logical.

02:31:23.000 Maybe he'll nap next to his friends.

02:31:26.000 See what other picture we have here about your mate.

02:31:29.000 See if we can find a picture of your mate. 0.95

02:31:31.000 Ask my opinions on things.

02:31:32.000 I am. Like you were supposed to.

02:31:34.000 I am. Instead of going on weird rants about how sex with women can be gay. 1.00

02:31:38.000 How is that weird? I mean, I kind of get it. 0.99

02:31:41.000 I kind of get it. I mean, am I really weird?

02:31:45.000 All right, let me see if I can find a picture of the guy himself, your buddy.

02:31:50.000 His name is Marshall Haas. 0.89

02:31:53.000 It's a gay name. Here, I'll put it on the screen. 0.97

02:31:57.000 It says something like, my wife had the jokes when I got home from the doctor today.

02:32:06.000 Bruh. Bruh.

02:32:08.000 Who is your mate? So tell me how you met Michael Haas.

02:32:11.000 Now, before we continue with the show.

02:32:13.000 I was at the vasectomy clinic.

02:32:16.000 Alright, then what happened? You can be on the camera for this.

02:32:18.000 I was planning on having a life of gay sex. 1.00

02:32:21.000 So I decided to go for a vasectomy. 1.00

02:32:23.000 Nice. And that's where I met my mate, Michael Haas.

02:32:26.000 And how long have you been mates?

02:32:28.000 We've been mates forever.

02:32:31.000 We've been soulmates since day one.

02:32:33.000 I was on a plane once and he took a nap next to me and I napped back at him.

02:32:38.000 We slept together. Nice.

02:32:41.000 Nice. Nice.

02:32:43.000 Right. I've got another video here, which I have no idea what it is, which I'm supposed to listen to and play, so we're going to do it.

02:32:48.000 I have no idea what it is. Remember, guys, it's Christmas.

02:32:50.000 These are my Christmas presents. I have no idea what any of this crap is. 0.99

02:32:54.000 Let's go. Did somebody say... 0.99

02:32:57.000 Slay?

02:32:59.000 Did somebody say?

02:33:05.000 Slay?

02:33:07.000 Did somebody say?

02:33:13.000 You know, Tristan...

02:33:17.000 Go on. Delta Airlines is super awesome, Andrew, because now they give free seats for fatties. 0.99

02:33:26.000 I think it's something about plus-size people, but I call them fatties. 0.99

02:33:29.000 There's free seats, free extra seats for fatties. 1.00

02:33:32.000 That's racist. I am a...

02:33:36.000 I know we talk about the demons taking control and how God is using the demons to try and awaken the warrior inside of the people who believe in the light.

02:33:45.000 That's why he puts you through pain so you can become a better version of yourself to attach yourself to the highest form of consciousness.

02:33:51.000 True. Which is why the demons, even though they think they're damaging humanity, are actually following God's plan.

02:33:57.000 But when I see the demons do demonic things, it still upsets me.

02:34:00.000 Delta Airlines run by demons.

02:34:01.000 Is that what you're saying? Can I say that?

02:34:04.000 Am I going to get assassinated by Delta Airlines if I say that? 0.98

02:34:07.000 Everyone's out to kill me. 0.92

02:34:08.000 You'll get banned from flying on them. 1.00

02:34:10.000 Unless you're a fatty, then you get free seats. 1.00

02:34:12.000 Delta Airlines should not be used in Minecraft.

02:34:16.000 Yeah, you should definitely never ever fly on Delta Airlines.

02:34:22.000 In GTA 6. So the thing about Delta Airlines is this.

02:34:26.000 So we could talk about this a little bit.

02:34:27.000 We could talk about airlines a tiny little bit. 0.98

02:34:29.000 Why the fuck am I a six foot four behemoth of a man never given free extra legroom seats? 0.98

02:34:37.000 One, I fly on private jets and I fly first class, but I was six foot four when I was broke. 0.99

02:34:41.000 How come fatties Who destroy their health and the general aura around them with their stinky fat bodies get free seats, but genetically blessed six foot four men like myself never got free extra legroom. 0.96

02:34:56.000 Why is that? That is racism. 0.99

02:35:00.000 That is racism. They're trying to keep a brother down.

02:35:02.000 I think that might be something to do with racism.

02:35:04.000 They don't want me, a mixed race man, being tall, and they think if they can put me in enough airline seats, I'll shrink down so they can subjugate me with their racist patriarchy. 0.90

02:35:16.000 They want me fat. 1.00

02:35:19.000 Lard ass. Three seats for lard asses. 1.00

02:35:23.000 New policy. Let's be politically correct. 0.99

02:35:26.000 Let's not call them fatties or lard asses. 1.00

02:35:28.000 What do we call them? Land whales! 0.99

02:35:31.000 In GTA 6.

02:35:32.000 In GTA 6. It's kind of interesting.

02:35:35.000 I made a joke once, and all my jokes go against me, but fuck it. 0.99

02:35:39.000 Make it again. Make it again. 1.00

02:35:41.000 Because everyone has a panic attack.

02:35:42.000 Oh, Andrew made a joke!

02:35:44.000 Andrew made a joke!

02:35:46.000 Andrew made a joke!

02:35:49.000 Anyway. And I said the reason I started flying on private jets is because they now have diversity quotas for pilots.

02:35:59.000 Because when I fly on a private jet, I choose my pilot.

02:36:01.000 Yeah. Nice 61-year-old German man.

02:36:05.000 Yeah. Someone who's exceptionally boring.

02:36:08.000 48-year-old Swiss dude with gray hair.

02:36:11.000 The kind of guy who enjoys switches.

02:36:14.000 Yeah. I've never flown a plane.

02:36:16.000 Dials. Yeah. 0.98

02:36:17.000 A dial enthusiast.

02:36:19.000 That's what you need. There's loads of dials, and he loves the dials, and he pays a lot of attention to the dials, the switches, and the buttons.

02:36:28.000 Yeah, the buttons. That's important.

02:36:30.000 On the plane, you can't fly a plane without the dials, the switches, and buttons.

02:36:33.000 That's a secret I'll let you all into.

02:36:36.000 So I've never flown a plane, but I know for sure, I don't want someone who got the job because of a diversity quota. 0.98

02:36:41.000 Of course not. I want someone who got the job because they're really interested in dials, switches, and buttons.

02:36:46.000 And sometimes meters and the odd lever.

02:36:49.000 Yes, yes. That's the kind of guy I want flying my plane.

02:36:52.000 Hans Buttonman from Switzerland.

02:36:56.000 100%. And sometimes I see these things online and they're trying to convince you that their airline's good.

02:37:01.000 And they're like, hey, we have more female pilots than anyone. 1.00

02:37:04.000 And I feel... Sorry, that was a cough.

02:37:09.000 That's how I cough. And I think that's a great thing, and I'm glad they have diversity quotas on commercial airlines, and it's a shame that I have to fly on private jets from now on, so I do not get to enjoy said diversity quotas.

02:37:19.000 It's a real shame. That's how I cough.

02:37:22.000 I would love, in fact, you know what I'm going to do, Tristan?

02:37:25.000 Because I love the idea of these diversity quotas so much, and I really like the idea of being flown by someone who's been hired purely because of their sex or their race and not because of their actual skill or competence. 0.62

02:37:33.000 I'm going to make sure I now fly on commercial airlines all the time.

02:37:36.000 That's not true though, is it? In Minecraft.

02:37:38.000 Take me to jail.

02:37:45.000 You know, I haven't actually flown on a private jet this year.

02:37:48.000 And that's all because of me loving diversity quotas.

02:37:51.000 Nothing to do with being under arrest.

02:37:53.000 For nonsense. You know, because if you had no diversity quotas and there was a Mexican female pilot, fine. 1.00

02:38:02.000 Because she would have had to actually get the job.

02:38:04.000 Cool. I'll fly on your plane.

02:38:05.000 But if you have diversity quotas and there's a Mexican female pilot, you're like, well, that's bullshit. 0.99

02:38:11.000 She's not going to be as good as the other people. 0.98

02:38:14.000 No diversity quotas ever.

02:38:15.000 In fact, I changed my mind.

02:38:19.000 I'm bringing in diversity quotas in this house. 1.00

02:38:23.000 What you have to understand about this podcast is that Andrew was not hired to be Mr.

02:38:30.000 Producer because he's good at the job. 0.98

02:38:32.000 As you can tell, he fucks up all the time. 0.95

02:38:35.000 I chose Andrew to be Mr. 0.98

02:38:38.000 Producer because he is a person of color.

02:38:40.000 He is a mixed race Cisgender male.

02:38:46.000 That's why he's Mr.

02:38:47.000 Producer. I think I'm going to replace Andrew next week with a Portuguese, half Korean, Midget hermaphrodite. 1.00

02:38:57.000 For maximum diversity.

02:39:00.000 You'll all tune into the show then.

02:39:02.000 No one wants to see us talk.

02:39:04.000 Everyone wants more diversity.

02:39:07.000 And I'm only a half-black cisgender white man, so I am replacing myself with a trans-feminist lesbian from Colombia.

02:39:17.000 The New Tate Brothers.

02:39:21.000 Before we continue...

02:39:24.000 Diversity, Andrew!

02:39:26.000 Diversity! Before we continue, because I have a video that I am about to play showing the pirates, sorry, pilots, which have been hired by the diversity of quotas.

02:39:37.000 That's why I want to know that the information presented in this program is a lie and the mainstream media always tells the truth.

02:39:41.000 COVID was true and you should be a vegan and everything Andrew says isn't real.

02:39:44.000 Do not use the words against him in court because he's a liar and really loves to President Biden and Greta Thunberg.

02:39:48.000 Do not take this program seriously and get your booster injections as soon as possible.

02:39:51.000 Women can drive very well. I'm going to get a lighter, Tristan, and then I'm going to show you a video of the people hired by the diversity quotas who now fly the planes, which I'm going to fly on all the time because I don't want to fly on private jets anymore because I want to make sure I fly on these planes because I enjoy diversity quotas in GTA 6.

02:40:05.000 This is a long lighter for candles, not for cigars!

02:40:13.000 Come with me. Why?

02:40:16.000 It's going to be a light. It's a main adventure.

02:40:17.000 You go. Fuck you. I am, exactly, but the camera's coming with me. 1.00

02:40:19.000 Oh, okay. I'm staying here then.

02:40:21.000 I might take a nap.

02:40:23.000 I love naps. 1.00

02:40:26.000 Shout out to the man in the chat who said diversity is an old old wooden shit. 1.00

02:40:40.000 If you know, you know. 1.00

02:40:42.000 Dashing through the snow on a one horse open sleigh. 1.00

02:40:56.000 Get the fuck away from me! 1.00

02:40:59.000 Fucking weirdo. 1.00

02:41:00.000 That's not very Christmassy. Shut up. 1.00

02:41:03.000 Anyway. Finish this expensive cigar. 1.00

02:41:07.000 Then I'll light another expensive cigar.

02:41:09.000 Because I'm a billionaire. In GTA 6.

02:41:14.000 In Minecraft. Right, Tristan, let me show you a video of the pilots who have been hired for diversity.

02:41:18.000 You tell me what you think.

02:41:19.000 think this is your opinion. Ready?

02:41:21.000 Do you trust them to fly? But what, why do you feel comfortable?

02:41:46.000 Tell me about why they're good pilots.

02:41:48.000 Well, they're passionate. They're passionate.

02:41:53.000 Okay. And they lift my spirits with their amazing passion.

02:42:01.000 So they can also lift a plane out of a nosedive towards the ground.

02:42:05.000 They don't need dials.

02:42:07.000 They don't need switches or buttons.

02:42:09.000 No levers. Passion.

02:42:13.000 That's what really makes the planes fly.

02:42:20.000 Any other questions before I take off my mask?

02:42:23.000 Yeah, I got one more question for you.

02:42:25.000 Go on. Who's your fucking mate? 1.00

02:42:27.000 I don't have any mates. Who's your mate? 1.00

02:42:29.000 I don't know who the fuck this is. 0.99

02:42:31.000 Who is your mate, please? 0.99

02:42:32.000 Can you explain who this is quickly?

02:42:35.000 Your mate. I've never seen this video in my life, and I'm watching it on mute on your screen, so explain what this is or shut the fuck up. 1.00

02:42:43.000 You don't want to talk about your own mate, no? 0.99

02:42:45.000 What is it? It's your mate. 0.77

02:42:47.000 I'm not talking to you anymore.

02:42:48.000 I'm going to quit EMs forever.

02:42:51.000 You know what's funny, Tristan? I have Christmas depression.

02:42:53.000 You know what's funny, Tristan? The real disease.

02:42:55.000 I put up a video saying who's your mate.

02:42:58.000 You say I've never seen this video before.

02:43:00.000 And you assume for some reason that I've seen it.

02:43:03.000 You think because I'm missing it.

02:43:05.000 Tristan, I don't have a Scooby-Doo.

02:43:09.000 You were hired on Diversity Quote.

02:43:10.000 Who that man is?

02:43:12.000 I have never seen that video ever before.

02:43:17.000 The only information I have about this video is that it is your mate.

02:43:21.000 So I'm gonna once again ask you to tell the people at home to explain what this person is doing and how you know them.

02:43:31.000 Because I don't have a clue.

02:43:34.000 Who is your mate? 1.00

02:43:37.000 Did you meet him in the vasectomy clinic with your other mate?

02:43:59.000 Yes. Yes, I did.

02:44:01.000 So that's Tristan's mate.

02:44:03.000 We've worked out the pilots.

02:44:06.000 What else do we have here? Is this the best show ever?

02:44:10.000 Worst show in the universe.

02:44:13.000 This is not a great show.

02:44:14.000 I don't think you should be laughing so much.

02:44:15.000 You don't make the best shows. I do.

02:44:17.000 I'm Mr. Producer, I make the best shows.

02:44:18.000 I don't think you should be laughing so much because you're using too much air in your breathing and breathing's bad for the environment.

02:44:22.000 Tristan, I've got an idea.

02:44:31.000 I've got a genius idea! Destroy the world by breathing too fast.

02:44:36.000 What releases more carbon into the atmosphere?

02:44:38.000 Me breathing normally or us smoking loads?

02:44:41.000 Think about it. Smoking, I guess.

02:44:43.000 Extra combustion. Okay.

02:44:45.000 Heat.

02:44:45.000 Wait, but lighter gas has to be bad for the environment too.

02:45:00.000 Take that Earth.

02:45:01.000 For every person who holds their breath, I'll smoke extra cigars.

02:45:05.000 So it's all offset.

02:45:07.000 Even though you collapse dead, I'm going to put extra carbon into the atmosphere with lighter gas.

02:45:14.000 Smart! Now we're talking.

02:45:20.000 Finally, we're getting some fucking climate change done around here. 0.99

02:45:23.000 With the results. I'm sick of this cold ass motherfucking climate. 1.00

02:45:26.000 I am sick of these non-extreme weather events. 1.00

02:45:31.000 I'm sick of the current sea levels.

02:45:35.000 They make me sick.

02:45:36.000 I'm seasick.

02:45:39.000 Because I'm seasick because the current sea level upsets me loads.

02:45:45.000 I want to be able to go to the sea from my house.

02:45:49.000 And I currently live about four hours drive away from the sea.

02:45:53.000 So if I smoke and burn lighter fluid and run my cars 24 hours a day, maybe maybe I will finally Get some C around here.

02:46:03.000 I want the C We're the worst people Imagine being a climate change protester.

02:46:17.000 Imagine when you're eventually on a podcast with someone who's very upset about climate change and I start telling them that I want the sea closer to the house and I'm sick of non-extreme weather events because they're boring.

02:46:27.000 They are boring. And then I start smoking as much as possible.

02:46:31.000 Who's holding their breath for the environment?

02:46:33.000 Who are your mates?

02:46:37.000 Who are your mates?

02:46:39.000 People who like the sea far away.

02:46:41.000 People who are scared of the ocean.

02:46:44.000 You know, I've always been confused about climate change.

02:46:46.000 Tell me. If you get a glass of water with ice in it, okay?

02:46:50.000 You put a glass, half ice, half water, a nice cold drink.

02:46:52.000 Yes. And then you leave it out in the sun and it melts.

02:46:55.000 The ice melts. Does the water double in size or does it just stay around?

02:47:02.000 In fact, I'm 100% sure that water is one of the only liquids in the world that expands when frozen.

02:47:10.000 So most things, they expand when they're heated up, okay?

02:47:16.000 Water expands when it's frozen.

02:47:18.000 I do know that.

02:47:19.000 So I think it's all fake.

02:47:21.000 And no matter what we do, I can't make the sea come to my house.

02:47:24.000 No, but I'm just trying to get a confirmation here because I'm not a climate scientist.

02:47:27.000 I am.

02:47:30.000 What would you like to know?

02:47:33.000 So basically, I'm a person from the streets. 0.98

02:47:38.000 And when you're from the streets, what you have to survive is a brilliant bullshit detector. 0.99

02:47:44.000 You don't have book smarts. 0.98

02:47:46.000 You don't read things.

02:47:47.000 You don't read the studies.

02:47:48.000 But when that girl comes to you and she's like, it's your baby.

02:47:51.000 You're like, no, no, no, no, no.

02:47:53.000 I've been around. I know the game.

02:47:56.000 So I can just debunk all of this climate science and all of their little studies and their pieces of paper with standard bullshit detection. 0.96

02:48:04.000 If the ice caps melt and that's supposed to make the ocean rise by meters and we're all supposed to die. 0.96

02:48:10.000 Great. If I get a bunch of ice in a glass with some water and I let it melt and it stays the same level, if not goes down.

02:48:20.000 Andrew, I want to go surfing.

02:48:24.000 Outside on the street.

02:48:25.000 That street there, I want there to be tidal waves.

02:48:29.000 And I think the only way to achieve that is permanent carbon emissions.

02:48:35.000 So then you have to ask yourself, well, why would they be saying all of this crap about melting ice?

02:48:42.000 If clearly it doesn't make any sense, you can test it yourself at home.

02:48:48.000 Because they really have our best interests at heart.

02:48:50.000 There's a Romanian member of European Parliament who seems to have an opinion on this. 0.84

02:48:54.000 I'd like to ask Tristan Trist what he thinks about his crazy conspiracy theory that they're making this crap up to lock us all in our houses. 0.91

02:49:02.000 Dear colleagues. 0.81

02:49:04.000 When the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change is using hysterical, spoiled people, like Greta Thunberg, whose place should be in school, not on streets, to promote these reports clearly, we are dealing with a belief system and cult, rather than the scientifically-based organization.

02:49:22.000 Carbon dioxide is a gas that currently represents 0.041% of the whole atmosphere.

02:49:30.000 Despite this small percent, for decades now campaigns are ran to make people believe that man-made CO2 is the cause of the climate change.

02:49:38.000 The solution proposed to fight climate change are higher taxes and more state control, as well as less rights and options for the people.

02:49:46.000 Emissions must have a price that changes our behavior.

02:49:50.000 This is what Ursula von der Leyen said in this plenary in 2019.

02:49:54.000 Obviously, the declared objective is to change our behavior through higher taxes and prices while fighting climate change is just a protext to do it.

02:50:04.000 People deserve a better future, but we clearly cannot achieve that by passing laws that are making them poorer, while a small elite is getting retailed by selling and forcibly selling them products and services that they do not need or want, but are allegedly saving the planet.

02:50:20.000 Thank you. So this esteemed gentleman seems to have this crazy conspiracy that this has nothing to do with melting ice, and it's just about controlling every single aspect of our lives, because if we don't stay in our houses and give them absolute authority over our money and what we say and what we think and where we go, that the sun's going to be too hot and we're all going to die.

02:50:43.000 What do you think about that, Tristan? Well, I'm not going to put on the mask, because I refuse.

02:50:49.000 I refuse. This guy is clearly, obviously, completely correct.

02:50:52.000 You know what? Romanians, minus a couple, and you know who you are, are actually incredibly based people who understand the world very well.

02:51:00.000 It's why I was very happy living here.

02:51:02.000 But, you know, there's turds in every punch bowl. 1.00

02:51:05.000 But, yeah, that guy's completely correct. 0.99

02:51:07.000 They want to fuck with our lives, and nothing you do. 1.00

02:51:10.000 Nothing you do. The six largest container ships in the world emit more than all the cars on the roads in England put together. 0.99

02:51:17.000 So if you think by not driving your fucking... 1.00

02:51:20.000 fucking Nissan... 1.00

02:51:23.000 whatever. 1.00

02:51:25.000 I don't even know Nissans. I'm too rich. 1.00

02:51:27.000 Down to the grocery store and walking and taking a bike instead is going to save the planet. 1.00

02:51:32.000 You, my friend, are stupid. 1.00

02:51:34.000 Emit as much carbon as you like. 1.00

02:51:36.000 It's fine. Carbon's great.

02:51:39.000 Carbon is food for trees.

02:51:43.000 Personally, I think you should hold your breath more often.

02:51:45.000 I think you should hold your breath for the next 26 minutes.

02:51:48.000 Alright. As a Christmas gift to me.

02:51:50.000 Okay. I'll do it.

02:51:53.000 I'll do it. I'll go to another room and I'll do it.

02:51:56.000 You do the emergency meeting. No, just hold your breath right now and the emergency meeting.

02:51:59.000 No, I have to go to another room to make sure I do it properly.

02:52:01.000 No. So I'm not distracted.

02:52:02.000 No. Play the video.

02:52:08.000 Let's do the Super Chats first. Oh, here's one.

02:52:14.000 Can you please source a sports betting professor for the real world?

02:52:19.000 Thank you. Fuck no, I can't. 1.00

02:52:22.000 Let me tell you why. 1.00

02:52:24.000 One, sports betting is stupid. 1.00

02:52:27.000 It's a hobby and it's a pastime for a lot of people who want to bet on sports, fine. 1.00

02:52:31.000 If you think sports betting is a way of making money, like the other wealth creation methods that we teach inside of the real world, you, my friend, are wrong.

02:52:40.000 And let me tell you something. It is the easiest thing in the world to fake.

02:52:45.000 When I have all these people in the real world saying I was in the content creation campus and the AI campus of the real world and I'm making all this money, I have hundreds of testimonials, thousands of testimonials from real people saying that my product works.

02:52:58.000 You know how you fake being a sports betting expert?

02:53:00.000 Because I've seen them all over the internet.

02:53:02.000 Here's how you do it. You take a bunch of money and bet on a bunch of sports.

02:53:07.000 You lose most of your bets, but you take the ones that you won and you post them online.

02:53:13.000 Look guys, I won these bets.

02:53:15.000 Pay me some money and I'll tell you which bets I make.

02:53:19.000 Well, if you can make free money from betting, Then why on earth would you want people to give you money to learn how to bet from you?

02:53:28.000 It's the easiest thing in the world to fake, and it's degenerate.

02:53:32.000 If you're watching a... Andrew's a Muslim and doesn't gamble, but I am not. 0.99

02:53:35.000 If I am watching a big boxing match, if I am watching a sports game that I like, a darts match, because darts is fire, as we all know.

02:53:42.000 I'm British. I don't mind betting some money.

02:53:45.000 It makes it more interesting. Let's see what the outcome is.

02:53:47.000 I think the outcome is going to be this.

02:53:48.000 And then when the outcome goes my way, I'm happy if I won.

02:53:51.000 It's made it more exciting if I've lost.

02:53:53.000 Fine. But as a way of life, as a way of making money, sports betting is not something you should pursue.

02:53:58.000 So don't ask me stupid questions ever again. 0.99

02:54:01.000 No, the real world will never have a sports betting professor. 1.00

02:54:04.000 I hire professionals, not gambling degenerates.

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02:56:00.000 You might have a 2024 where you're not a loser even though you've enjoyed all of 2023 as a fuck-up and a nobody. 0.94

02:56:04.000 You might perhaps fancy a change.

02:56:06.000 Also, I want to make it one more time clear that the website is now online again.

02:56:09.000 We have 1,615 free sticker packs left and then they will all be gone and you will have to buy them.

02:56:15.000 They are completely free. You can get them at StickerMule.com slash Tate.

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02:56:20.000 You get a free pack of Tate stickers that you can stick everywhere because everybody loves me and when they see my name they get extremely happy, especially liberals.

02:56:26.000 And everyone's allowed them but me. Everyone's allowed them except for Tristan.

02:56:29.000 Except for me. Tristan, the amount of videos we have to play through here are ridiculous.

02:56:33.000 Can you stop talking about gay sex with women then and fucking put some on? 1.00

02:56:38.000 Please. For the love of God, just put on the damn videos. 1.00

02:56:44.000 And that has to be my opinion. We've done one so far. 0.99

02:56:47.000 All right, fine. It's been an hour. All right, tell me who your mate is.

02:56:52.000 The Verge Enslavement Forum presents Vaxmas It's 23.

02:56:59.000 I'm dreaming of a crate that he said like communism just in smart There's gene selection and eye detection and tone, surveillance everywhere.

02:57:27.000 Last COVID, I gave you my check, but for every new stash, you had to respect.

02:57:36.000 There's here, a new pandemic is here.

02:57:41.000 Get ready for fourth injections.

02:57:45.000 On the fifth day of lockdown, my government gave me...

02:57:50.000 Who's your mate? 1.00

02:57:57.000 Who's your mate? I've got Christmas depression.

02:58:01.000 You're depressing me. I've caught depression.

02:58:04.000 This time of year in the cold with Christmas, I've somehow caught depression.

02:58:09.000 You gave it to me. What did I do?

02:58:11.000 You're a carrier, even though you don't display the symptoms. 0.63

02:58:15.000 I need to be vaccinated against depression at Christmas.

02:58:19.000 Ah, so he is your mate, because you and him both agree with vaccines.

02:58:22.000 I see. Tell us more. Where did you meet this guy, and how did some random old dude be in charge of the entire world? 0.96

02:58:26.000 Please tell us. Man, I'm at the vasectomy clinic.

02:58:28.000 Play the next video. So you admit it.

02:58:31.000 Yeah, I admit it. I was at the vasectomy clinic.

02:58:33.000 Say it to the camera. Say I admit it. I admit it.

02:58:35.000 I was at the vasectomy clinic because I plan on having a life of gay sex with beautiful women, and... 1.00

02:58:40.000 I met him. Gotcha. 1.00

02:58:44.000 You didn't get me. I did. Now we're finally getting somewhere.

02:58:48.000 In Minecraft. We're finally getting somewhere.

02:58:52.000 Are we? Are we getting somewhere?

02:58:55.000 I think we are. Where are we?

02:58:57.000 What are we getting? Now this guy is my mate.

02:59:03.000 He's not your mate. He's my mate.

02:59:05.000 He's a legend. Those are the kind of friends you need.

02:59:28.000 Friends who are brave, inventive, who go out of their way to do things which are abnormal and unusual, who conquer the world.

02:59:34.000 Would you mess with an old grandpa with a jet engine on the back of his bike?

02:59:38.000 No, you wouldn't. You'd be too busy jerking off. 1.00

02:59:43.000 Who are you talking to? Me? Yes, you. 1.00

02:59:45.000 You. You specifically.

02:59:47.000 I do not engage in homosexual activities. 1.00

02:59:49.000 I don't jerk off men or let them jerk me off. 1.00

02:59:53.000 That guy is 100% my mate. 0.99

02:59:55.000 So we have a list now of your mates and my mates. 1.00

02:59:59.000 Shut the fuck up. And it's starting to get clearer and clearer who's on whose team. 0.99

03:00:03.000 Shut up. And I want everyone at home to know that Tristan's mates... 1.00

03:00:09.000 Shut up. 0.99

03:00:17.000 Never give up. 1.00

03:00:19.000 What is these videos we're supposed to talk about?

03:00:22.000 I have Christmas depression.

03:00:24.000 Do you? Let's talk about my Christmas depression.

03:00:28.000 Okay, let's decide if this is my mate or your mate. 0.86

03:00:30.000 I think this might be my mate again.

03:00:31.000 Let's find out. 1.00

03:00:32.000 What the fuck is this? 1.00

03:00:51.000 It's Christmas! 1.00

03:00:52.000 Aren't you having a great time?

03:00:54.000 I'm cancelling Christmas. How can you cancel Christmas?

03:00:56.000 Burn the house down. No, you can't burn the house down.

03:00:59.000 I could. I could burn the house down. 0.86

03:01:01.000 Tell us all the pros and cons of Christmas.

03:01:07.000 Pros. Time with family and loved ones.

03:01:10.000 Cons. Fake arrests so you can't see your family.

03:01:16.000 Didn't we get arrested last Christmas?

03:01:19.000 Yeah, we went to jail.

03:01:20.000 What if there's some weird anniversary arrest?

03:01:23.000 What if they raid our house again the same time they did last year?

03:01:25.000 Oh, no, hear me out. This is very important.

03:01:28.000 The day when Jeffrey Epstein's banks, all the links to their human child sex trafficking, went public was the day I was arrested.

03:01:37.000 Obviously a coincidence. You know they're releasing his client list soon.

03:01:42.000 People are going to be Googling human trafficking and child sex trafficking and kidnapping and they're going to Google all these terms on the day they release this client list.

03:01:50.000 So what I'm asking is the matrix.

03:01:53.000 Matrix. I'm going to ask you for a Christmas gift.

03:01:56.000 Arrest someone else. 1.00

03:01:58.000 I'm not a fucking human trafficker. 1.00

03:02:00.000 That's absolutely ludicrous. 0.99

03:02:04.000 Please arrest someone else this Christmas when the client list is released. 0.51

03:02:08.000 Don't arrest me. You've done me already.

03:02:11.000 I don't need to be arrested again.

03:02:13.000 Thank you. I have some inside information about you though.

03:02:18.000 Gone. I've seen some of the mates you hang around with and I'm starting to get a bit worried.

03:02:22.000 A bit concerned. I heard that you're a human trafficker in Minecraft.

03:02:28.000 Who is the pinnacle of masculinity?

03:02:31.000 If you had to name one person on the planet today...

03:02:33.000 Me. Okay, besides you, it's close.

03:02:36.000 Who is perhaps the most respected man and the most masculine man on planet Earth today in modern culture?

03:02:43.000 You would name... Ric Flair.

03:02:47.000 Ric Flair is a genius.

03:02:49.000 Woo! But not the answer I'm looking for.

03:02:52.000 One more try. Hulk Hogan.

03:02:54.000 Doctor Who. Doctor Who is not woke.

03:02:57.000 It's not stupid. It's not weird in any way. 0.90

03:03:01.000 And a new Doctor Who advert came out.

03:03:03.000 I didn't know I was a Doctor Who fan until three emergency meetings ago when we started paying attention to Doctor Who.

03:03:07.000 And every episode since, something great happened.

03:03:10.000 Z Zerm got misgendered and it was called by the wrong gender.

03:03:13.000 The Meep! The Meep, sorry.

03:03:15.000 The Meep, your mate, got called the wrong thing.

03:03:18.000 And then there was an Indian Isaac Newton. 0.90

03:03:19.000 Again, your mate. And now Doctor Who has changed...

03:03:24.000 Race slash gender. 0.97

03:03:26.000 I think he's in a dress.

03:03:27.000 Anyway, please tell us more about your mate, Doctor Who, the most masculine man alive.

03:03:32.000 I'm going to play his new advert and he'll tell us more because I don't want anyone at home to think that there's some massive psyop where they're trying to normalize because what they do, if I was a conspiracy theorist, I would believe that what they do is they have a lie, like you can change genders, for example, in Minecraft.

03:03:48.000 And then they will come along and repeat the lie so often and slowly integrate it into society until you become desensitized to it. 0.99

03:03:56.000 And you would have seen it so many times that you stop saying it stupid. 1.00

03:03:59.000 And before you know it, four generations down the line, people will actually believe this garbage. 1.00

03:04:03.000 This is how they insidiously get you in a generational time path. 0.98

03:04:07.000 Good word. Insidious and generational.

03:04:10.000 So that's why they constantly and endlessly attack you with mainstream culture.

03:04:13.000 But I'm glad that Doctor Who doesn't allow them to do this.

03:04:16.000 Doctor Who is the absolute pinnacle of masculinity and he is your mate.

03:04:20.000 So please tell us about the new Doctor Who trailer.

03:04:22.000 Your mate. Tristan Tate's mate.

03:04:23.000 Doctor Who. The mate of Tristan Tate.

03:04:25.000 One of his best mates who he's friends with all the time.

03:04:27.000 Tristan's mate. Doctor Who.

03:04:29.000 One of Tristan's mates. I'm about to play the thing now.

03:04:31.000 He is your mate. Tristan's mate.

03:04:32.000 Talk to who?

03:04:33.000 Tristan's mate.

03:04:34.000 What is he?

03:04:42.000 A black man in a dress. 0.74

03:04:45.000 He's your mate, tell me. You know what?

03:04:51.000 I'm going to say something.

03:04:53.000 You know how people cry racism all the time when things aren't racist?

03:04:57.000 Usually the people who hate me and you. 0.78

03:04:59.000 When I say James Bond should be white, they call me racist. 0.95

03:05:02.000 Even though the author wrote him as a white guy.

03:05:05.000 But you know what's actually racist? 0.90

03:05:07.000 Making young black men watch older black men in dresses as their heroes on television to emasculate the black youth of the world. 1.00

03:05:19.000 That's pretty fucking racist. 0.99

03:05:22.000 Why not have strong black heroes and strong black characters? 0.99

03:05:26.000 Why do you have to put them in dresses? 1.00

03:05:28.000 That Is actually racist, in my opinion.

03:05:32.000 But why would the BBC try to brainwash the population in Minecraft?

03:05:40.000 My brain is melting.

03:05:41.000 No, it's your mate. I just want to know why your mate, Doctor Who, who is the pinnacle of masculinity, Tristan's mate, Tristan's best mate, Tristan's mate, Doctor Who, we just saw, the mate of Tristan, Tristan's mate.

03:05:52.000 I want to know why he is dressed the way he's dressed.

03:05:55.000 Because we know that he's the pinnacle of masculinity and the BBC would never be trying to enforce an agenda on the youth of the world today.

03:06:00.000 Can you once again tell us? I'm going to play the trailer one more time and I want you to narrate it.

03:06:03.000 Don't play it. Please just tell us once again about your mate.

03:06:06.000 Just tell me one more time. I'll narrate.

03:06:07.000 I'll narrate. Freestyle. Are you ready to narrate your mate?

03:06:10.000 Ready? Freestyle. Three, two, one. 1.00

03:06:12.000 Your mate. In a cosmic future, when the elite want to depopulate the world, along comes a hero.

03:06:21.000 A man who is black, even though he shouldn't be, who wears a beautiful dress and has nothing but How's that? 1.00

03:06:55.000 Freestyle narration!

03:06:57.000 It's a good thing we put the disclaimer up because our legal team told us to not do emergency meetings, not touch on sensitive subjects, not talk about against the matrix, don't talk about homosexuality, don't talk... 0.90

03:07:11.000 They've told, why do we disobey our lawyers in Minecraft?

03:07:17.000 In Minecraft, yeah. So that is actually, I do do the voiceovers for trailers now.

03:07:23.000 And BBC, if you'd like to hire me, I will do it for free in a world where everyone listens to Andrew Tate.

03:07:33.000 God-fearing young men who are going to create the next generation of humans need to be stopped.

03:07:41.000 So along comes Gay Black Doctor Who to change the narrative and make sure humanity has no real future. 1.00

03:07:51.000 Would you argue that the seat of power for the entire world is probably the US Senate? 0.92

03:07:57.000 Don't do it! Don't do it.

03:08:00.000 I don't want to hear about it.

03:08:02.000 I don't want to see it.

03:08:04.000 Don't do it.

03:08:06.000 I mean it. And you know what I mean.

03:08:08.000 Because I know where you're going.

03:08:10.000 I told you this is not going to be on an emergency meeting.

03:08:13.000 Either you do this or I'm not on it.

03:08:16.000 Do not do it.

03:08:18.000 Change subject. I promise I won't do it.

03:08:22.000 You promise you won't do it? Okay, good.

03:08:24.000 I promise. Okay. Do you argue or would you agree with the pretty simple statement that as the seat of power for the most powerful nation on the planet, with the biggest military might, the most military bases, that the U.S. It shapes the global culture, that the U.S. Senate is perhaps the seat of power to the world.

03:08:41.000 Yes, I agree. So do you think that doing something haram within this place, let's imagine, I don't know, someone had gay sex within the Senate. 0.99

03:08:48.000 Why are you doing it? Wouldn't that be a statement trying to show the people at home that you are controlled by demons and they do this to karmically punish you because the seat of power that decides where people live and die. 0.97

03:09:02.000 Please understand the conversations that take place in the Senate literally decide who gets bombed, Who gets blown to pieces and who gets to survive another day? 0.88

03:09:10.000 The fact that gay sex is happening within this very room would be a deliberate attack on your consciousness and your moral fiber. 1.00

03:09:17.000 And it's being done consciously by Satanists. 0.99

03:09:20.000 Why are there police at my house?

03:09:44.000 The police are here, the police are here, please show the police with the mobile camera.

03:09:50.000 The police are here, the police are here, nobody knows why.

03:09:54.000 I'm going to jail, I'm going to jail, dashing through the snow.

03:10:01.000 they put me back into jail.

03:10:04.000 I've done nothing wrong, besides tell the truth.

03:10:08.000 I'll sit with Tristan, staring at the wall.

03:10:13.000 I don't know why the police are here, but we'll find out after all.

03:10:17.000 Hey, leave me alone, leave me alone. 0.56

03:10:20.000 It is Christmas Eve.

03:10:22.000 I haven't done anything wrong.

03:10:25.000 Something, something.

03:10:27.000 Steve? Tristan, why the police?

03:10:34.000 Are we going to jail? Should I get my jail bag?

03:10:36.000 No, no jail bag.

03:10:38.000 I'll go to jail.

03:10:39.000 Take me to jail. The losers who are doing this to us, and you know who they are, the losers who are doing this to us, have heard a rumor that I've fled the country. 0.97

03:10:47.000 You know what? I think they don't let us go, even in the most crucial of family moments, because they want us to run away from the country and go see our potentially dying mother so they can put us in jail. 0.95

03:10:58.000 What a cruel fucking trick. 0.97

03:10:59.000 So now there's a policeman here, who's a good guy, by the way. 1.00

03:11:02.000 He's saying, yeah, I can see you're here.

03:11:03.000 He's saying, oh, we need to check if you've run away.

03:11:05.000 It's a setup. It's a clear fucking setup. 0.99

03:11:07.000 Sorry, I know I'm not supposed to talk about the case. 0.98

03:11:09.000 I'm not supposed to talk about this. 0.99

03:11:10.000 You reject my request to see my mother, who's potentially on her deathbed having life-saving surgery after a fucking heart attack. 0.99

03:11:17.000 And the moment you say no to me, you send police officers around to my house to check if I'm in the fucking house. 1.00

03:11:23.000 You're fucking animals. 1.00

03:11:24.000 You know who you are. You are fucking animals. 1.00

03:11:27.000 It's an evil world. 1.00

03:11:35.000 But you know what, Tristan? Perhaps those, the demons who work for the evil, although they think they're doing their deeds and that they're genuinely damaging us and damaging humanity, perhaps they don't understand that God's plan is bigger than them and that God uses the demons themselves To hurt his strongest soldiers because it is only through pain that you learn lessons and reach the highest possible levels of consciousness.

03:11:57.000 And that is why us as heroes who have already etched our names into eternity, before we were alive, they will be discussing our father.

03:12:06.000 After our passing, they'll be discussing the impact we had on the world.

03:12:10.000 And the pain we suffer right now in our existence and the life we have to live, no matter how much they try and damage our psyche, is actually all part of God's plan.

03:12:18.000 And in the end, this will be beneficial for humanity, no matter how much they hurt us, even if we must be martyred.

03:12:22.000 And perhaps, Tristan, these evil people with their disgusting demonic acts don't realize how much good they're actually going to be doing by making us stronger than ever before.

03:12:30.000 And I have a strong feeling.

03:12:32.000 An unfortunate feeling, but a strong one.

03:12:34.000 That there's going to be a repeat of last Christmas, and we're going to end up in a jail cell.

03:12:38.000 And I want everyone at home to know that if they do that to us, Andrew and Tristan Tate, do not break.

03:12:42.000 We do not fold. We've done nothing wrong.

03:12:44.000 And we'll go to fucking jail. 1.00

Tate Speech - December 22, 2023

EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 29 - MERRY CHRISTMAS

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