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02:00:04.000If you're not sure what that is, we're going to explain that to you.
02:00:06.000We're going to explain why it's so important that you begin to work now and do not wait for the losers.
02:00:10.000All the losers are going to begin when the date changes on the calendar because they think that arbitrary Number change is going to somehow instill them with the discipline and dedication required to be something more than the dickhead they currently are.
02:00:21.000But I am under the firm belief that dickheads will basically probably always be dickheads, no matter how hard you're trying to stop a dickhead from being a dickhead.
02:00:29.000So we're going to talk about the Winter's New Year.
02:00:31.000But before that, we have to do some very important things.
02:00:33.000We have to find my disclaimer and put it on the screen so we don't go back to jail too soon.
02:00:37.000And we have to also play the best song in the universe, which I'm going to do right now.
02:00:40.000Best song in the universe ever, hands down, which can't be debated.
02:00:44.000Doctor Who theme tune? The- So Happy New Year,
02:03:43.000So anyway, every single system you rely on that exists out in the world today, every single organization, every single thing they say is required to preserve the sanctity of society, the judicial system, the medicinal system, the educational system, the justice, everything you can name is corrupt.
02:04:01.000All of it's a scam! All of it's a scam.
02:04:04.000The education system, of course, is a scam.
02:04:06.000Because what they're trying to do is train you to be a good slave inside of the matrix.
02:04:10.000They're not interested in training you how to escape the matrix.
02:04:12.000So anybody who sits there and brags about how well they do inside the education system is simply bragging about how good of a slave they are.
02:04:28.000So... When your cousin at the Christmas table is saying, hey, I did so good in college, what they're really saying is, I'm a fucking geek.
02:04:37.000I belong inside of the slave system, and I have no interest in trying to escape.
02:04:41.000The reason I hate people like you and I, Tristan, is because we're teaching people to escape the matrix.
02:04:45.000And we've described at length that if you are inside of the matrix, regardless of how successful you are, you're still always going to be beholden to a company.
02:04:51.000And that company is going to tell you what you're allowed to say on social media, which means they can control your thoughts.
02:04:54.000And by controlling enough people's thoughts...
02:04:56.000They can control the information which is out there in the world, which bends and shapes reality in real time.
02:05:00.000If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it, did it make a sound?
02:05:04.000The point being, if nobody points out the glaringly obvious because they're afraid to lose their job, then the glaringly obvious isn't real anymore.
02:05:11.000Instead, you're going to sit there and pretend things that aren't true.
02:05:15.000Because you have to. Because you've got future kids.
02:05:16.000Because you're inside the matrix. Gotta get out.
02:05:19.000You can only get outside the matrix by making money for yourself.
02:05:21.000Outside of these corps. Outside of fucking weirdo org.
02:05:25.000And the educational system won't teach how to do any of that.
02:05:27.000In fact, learning business from a business professor at school who's broke is the biggest waste of time you can possibly undertake.
02:05:36.000They don't have businesses. Yeah, they don't have businesses.
02:05:40.000I mean, that sounds like something very obvious, but there are millions of people studying business worldwide.
02:05:45.000Imagine learning kickboxing from a man who can't kickbox and has never had a kickboxing fight.
02:05:53.000Okay, I'm gonna get there. He's gonna teach me about the notes, the keys, the scales, but he can't play piano.
02:05:58.000He's just reading off pieces of paper.
02:06:00.000That's essentially what you're doing by learning business from somebody who doesn't own and run a successful business.
02:06:06.000So it is the winner's new year and the main goal of this emergency meeting is to explain to you how important it is that everything you want to achieve all of the actions which are required to be undertaken begin now not on the first like all the other losers and the primary goals are to make you understand the value which exists in joining our programs which are designed to help you escape the matrix if you don't want us to explain to you what has changed how your life will change what kind of life you could live What life is like outside the matrix.
02:06:34.000And if you don't want us to sit and motivate you, you can leave this emergency meeting now.
02:06:37.000Because that's what we're going to be doing for the next hour.
02:06:39.000Because it is the Winner's New Year, which is why we are here.
02:06:41.000Because even my brother and I work twice as hard on Winner's New Year's.
02:06:45.000And we're already miles ahead of the competition.
02:07:06.000Now, most of you at home will realize I'm one of the smartest people on the planet.
02:07:11.000And I've come up with all my theories and all of my knowledge and wisdom from basic perspicacity.
02:07:17.000I'm not really a book reader because reading books doesn't teach you anything.
02:07:21.000You only learn through experience. I've lived a very varied life and I've learned lots of things.
02:07:24.000And what I've learned is, of course, I have no scientific backing or proof for this.
02:07:28.000I just say things and they happen to be true.
02:07:30.000That... If you work hard while everyone else is resting, for some reason that work you do is double as powerful.
02:07:39.000It's almost like God is watching the world.
02:07:46.000of benefits. And he's sitting there looking down on earth and he's saying, who's doing work right now so I can give them some benefits. I only have so many benefits per day I can hand out. And on a normal day, X amount of billion people are doing work. So he hands out some benefits. But on a day when everyone else is being lazy, when you do work, when he divvies up the benefits for the work, you're going to get more for it. True. So right now we're in a time vacuum.
02:08:08.000We're in a period of time, the days between Christmas and New Year, where everybody wastes their life.
02:08:17.000Another mate of Tristan's was trying to convince you to waste as many of these days as possible.
02:08:22.000I don't know, Tristan, you want to just read this out and tell us about your mate and just explain what your mate was trying to say by this because he's your mate.
02:08:28.000He's a mate of yours. So if you could just quickly explain it to us.
02:08:34.000I'm not reading it. These six days between Christmas and New Year is the only time of year you should strive to do absolutely fucking nothing.
02:10:39.000That can't be true. You're all losers.
02:10:47.000And I'll tell you why. You're losers because you believe you can waste the following days between Christmas and New Year because you think, Tristan, these people at home think that they've had a hard year.
02:11:00.000I've worked hard this year, so I'm going to just relax until the new year.
02:11:04.000I've done enough work. I've had a really difficult time.
02:13:37.000Nobody cares. And it bothers me that you're at home and you're such an insignificant loser when you could be something so great.
02:13:43.000It bothers me that you're not bothered.
02:13:46.000You should know better. So you don't need these days off.
02:13:49.000In fact, what you do need is to get a head start on the competition.
02:13:54.000Because on the 1st of January, when everyone tries to pull motivation out their ass, there's going to be a week or so where people are going to try really hard.
02:14:01.000And all the blessings from God have to be divvied up amongst all the peasants before they eventually quit and give up.
02:14:07.000In fact, I found a very interesting statistic.
02:14:10.00064% of New Year's resolutions are abandoned within a month.
02:16:37.000And that's why you can't dedicate yourself to anything.
02:16:40.000So, if I can force you to dedicate yourself, imagine I forced you.
02:16:44.000Imagine you're in bed and Top G walks into your room, grabs you by your hair, looks you dead in the eye, and tells you you're a fucking failure by your hair.
02:16:57.000hair you're asleep and I dragged you to the gym and I stood over you while you're on the machines Pune, machine, puny 2000.
02:17:15.000You're on the puny machine with the lowest weight.
02:17:34.000You just need someone to make you do it.
02:17:36.000And I'm not gonna fly around the world grabbing you all by your hair.
02:17:39.000But what I am gonna do is give you an opportunity where you can be forced to dedicate yourself for once in your life.
02:17:46.000So what I'm gonna do is, during these days, Between Christmas and New Year, I'm offering a special package for the real world where you get two months for free, you get access to an accountability manager, and you get access to the real world platform.
02:18:01.000So what you get to do is, for the first time in your pathetic life, because you are a dickhead and an idiot, you get to dedicate yourself to something.
02:18:09.000Because the problem is with people, Tristan, let me tell you a problem with people.
02:18:12.000The average man in the world today, what he does is, let me tell you what the average man does.
02:18:16.000He starts something, And then he stops when it's hard.
02:19:14.000So, what I'm going to do is offer you the chance to join the real world for an entire year with an accountability manager who's going to make sure you work.
02:19:25.000Top G walks in the room, calls you a fuck-up, threatens you with his massive knuckles.
02:19:33.000And you're going to fucking finally make yourself something into a man worth living instead of just sitting around wasting another fucking year like a dickhead.
02:19:41.000Because let me make something clear to you and I don't want to insult you.
02:19:44.000But you're a prick and your whole family hates you.
02:19:49.000You are not stupid. You are lazy, you're entitled, you're arrogant.
02:19:53.000But you're not actually stupid. I could take you from your little pathetic life and put you down in a chair and make you do the things you're supposed to do and you could achieve. Last year during these exact days you did nothing.
02:20:04.000New Year's Eve came, you made yourself all these promises and a week later you were still a fuck up.
02:20:09.000Here we are one year later, you are still a nobody.
02:20:13.000The days when losers rest, winners are going to begin to work.
02:20:16.000You have absolutely nothing else to do.
02:20:18.000You may as well get a head start so 2024 allows you to live a life worth living so you don't stay a peasant and a peon any longer.
02:20:25.000What I'm going to do is I'm going to open up a special enrollment for a special class inside of the real world which is only available during these days.
02:20:32.000Not only will you get 12 months inside of the real world platform, you'll also get access to an accountability manager and a new form of Aikido which we can only teach to people that is guaranteed to be inside of the program for long periods of time.
02:21:39.000H E R O S will take you to the same link where you can join for an entire year at two months free and be at the access to a special campus with an accountability manager so I can finally force you to stop being a dickhead.
02:21:52.000I'm going to cut the Twitter feed now, and we're only available on Rumble.com.
02:23:24.000And you get to be big and strong, get to be a boss.
02:23:25.000It's true, you can do that in GTA 6, yeah.
02:23:27.000It costs $100. $100, yeah, true, for GTA 6.
02:23:31.000Or, you can join the real world for $50 and then learn how to make money, and then you can get a bunch of money and do GTA 6 for real!
02:23:36.000So you could drive, you're saying that if you have a bunch of money, you could train really hard and get really strong and build up a character and drive around in fast cars and do cool side quests and missions and live an amazing life that's more exciting than sitting down playing a PlayStation.
02:23:48.000I'm saying you can dedicate hours and hours and hours of your life on a PlayStation game, running around, trying to get the best car and trying to get the best girls and completing side quests.
02:23:56.000Or you could spend half the money, dedicate hours and hours making a bunch of money so that you can run around in the real world, get a bunch of girls and the best cars and complete side quests.
02:24:04.000You can live GTA 6 for real for half the money.
02:24:07.000All you have to do is not be a dickhead.
02:25:56.000Tristan, don't you understand that our life is actually GTA 6?
02:25:59.000So you're saying that we could just wake up, and instead of looking at our GTA 6 garage of 12 to 13 cars that you've accumulated that are digital, that aren't real, we can look at our garage of 50-something cars, which are real.
02:26:09.000We could drive them in real life to any city we want in the world, instead of being isolated to one little map, which is one little city, which we currently are.
02:26:16.000We're about to get into map expansion probably next year, and we could travel around the whole world, from Japan to South Korea to Tokyo.
02:26:36.000Most people load up GTA 6 and they work really hard to put up their little GTA 6 bank account, but we don't have to do that because we've got real bank accounts for money.
02:26:41.000Oh, our bank account's huge. Oh, and people care.
02:26:44.000Because obviously if you're the best at GTA 6 and you're killing it, and you've got loads of cars and loads of muscles in GTA 6, no one cares.
02:26:51.000No one cares. In fact, you could tell anyone about how amazing your life in GTA 6 is, and precisely zero people on the earth are going to care.
02:26:59.000Whereas when I say my life's amazing, millions of people care.
02:27:03.000Imagine sitting there with a chick. Okay.
02:27:48.000Make me, Tristan, explain to me why your mates want to spend the same amount of time it takes to become successful in the real world, to become successful in a pretend play world.
02:27:58.000Please explain to me how your mates think.
02:28:01.000Why do you put me on the spot and ask me things that I don't know the fucking answer to?
02:28:13.000And all you do is annoy me and troll me on podcasts.
02:28:16.000You invite me here and say, Okay, Tristan, nope.
02:28:17.000We're going to do a nice, serious meeting.
02:28:19.000These are days that our fans shouldn't be wasting.
02:28:21.000We're going to motivate the world. I have to sit here watching you call everyone worms and pricks and asking me to explain the behavior of people who I've never met.
02:29:16.000So I don't know why you're barking up that tree and climbing up that icy slope that you're just going to slide down when they decide to delete you and ban you.
02:29:28.000Do you think asking men who are big on Rumble, monetized on Rumble, killing it on Rumble, about your fucking YouTube channel is a good idea?
02:29:35.000You're on the wrong platform, my friend.
02:29:37.000You want to talk about guns and God and self-accountability?
02:29:39.000There's only one place where you're not going to get banned and demonetized and deleted.
02:30:34.000And for you to sit here and say, if the real world didn't exist, it does!
02:30:37.000I made it! And if I was any of you fucking worms at home, I would simply join the real world, follow the instructions, do the work, not be lazy, and I wouldn't be a brokie anymore.
02:30:49.000The fact that you sit at home, still broke, is remarkable.
02:30:54.000In fact, it's so remarkable that it inspired me to write a tweet.
02:33:09.000Heroes Year is available for anybody who actually fucking wants it because your 2023 was a waste of time and you cannot afford to waste another year.
02:33:14.000I could sit here and remind you that you're all going to eat the bugs and you're all going to be enslaved.
02:33:41.000You know what? Tristan, our great-grandfather failed our bloodline, but let's quickly check the PlayStation.
02:33:47.000Maybe he had a good character on GTA 6.
02:33:49.000Maybe it was worth our internal damnation.
02:33:54.000You know what? Some of the examples you give are actually so profound and so true.
02:33:59.000It's so true. My grandfather had a chance to get my bloodline free from the eternal slavery which is guaranteed to be bestowed upon the human race.
02:34:23.000The slavery, the endless injections, the fact I can't leave my home because I don't have enough carbon credits, but at least maybe he had a Ferrari on a video game.
02:36:32.000And I've already explained how God gives his blessings out, and you know I'm right.
02:36:36.000So if you can't dedicate yourself now, if you can't take advantage of the Heroes Year program that I have created and crafted specifically for undisciplined losers like you, Well then, you deserve it.
02:36:49.000This video I'm going to show you was actually very difficult to make because it turns out doing pad work quickly With that kind of hand-eye coordination while talking at the same time is difficult.
02:36:58.000It's a good thing I'm the fucking top G. Because the average person can't even hit the pads.
02:37:02.000The average person can't even fucking talk!
02:38:30.000You don't even speak the only language you're supposed to speak!
02:38:33.000You've been speaking it your whole life, you dipshit!
02:38:36.000Anyway, this is me speaking English better than you while doing pads better than you'll ever do because I'm better than you at both things at once because you are a nobody.
02:38:42.000New Year's Eve actually begins on the 26th of December because the most wasted days of the year are the days in between Christmas and New Year's.
02:38:56.000We're sitting around eating chocolate, watching movies, and waiting for a date on the calendar to change because you somehow believe that can stop you from being a loser, allow you to become motivated all of a sudden.
02:39:10.000New Year's resolutions, which you ignore when Christmas is over.
02:39:15.000Winner's New Year begins, which is the 26th.
02:39:18.000So the 26th is double training, double work, because that gives me a one week head start on the competition. I've already beat all the competition.
02:39:32.000So every single one of the people out there who listen to what I say, when other people start mentioning their New Year's resolutions, it'll already be a weekend.
02:39:43.000And this week, Winter's New Year, when everyone else is sitting around, Top G. Top Striker.
02:41:55.000I don't know how to do adverts because I say no to every company that tries to give me money to plug their stuff, but buy loads of this, millions of dollars worth of this sauce at supernovasauce.com today.
02:42:11.000Right. Another reason you dorks need to take advantage of the hero's new year and you need to be in the real world is because I believe that crypto might pump this year.
02:42:53.000You sell it. You made money. You haven't really helped anyone, but you've made money.
02:42:57.000However, it'd be foolish for me or anyone else to miss out on these easy money-making opportunities, and I believe crypto is going to pump.
02:43:02.000And on the last small pumps, the war room and the real world called them perfectly.
02:43:13.000Bunch of money! Imagine paying $50 for a subscription and making thousands of thousands of dollars off a quick trade.
02:43:18.000Boom, done. We told everyone what to do.
02:43:19.000This year is going to see a lot of volatility.
02:43:21.000There's going to be huge opportunity to make money without even doing any work.
02:43:24.000I've just sat here and told you how hard you need to work to make money, and that is true.
02:43:28.000But you're also going to get the opportunity to make money without doing any work.
02:43:30.000So if you join, you're going to make your subscription back times 10 without doing any work, plus learn the skills to make money if you actually apply yourself, times 1,000.
02:43:39.000What more can I possibly offer to the people?
02:43:41.000I'm like a saint. I have something in here about crypto when we call the pump.
02:44:31.000Everybody's making money. You could have had these tips and you could have learned how to make money in a very easy way, in a very simple system for $49 a month.
02:44:39.000But you didn't sign up because you thought you were too smart.
02:44:41.000You're an arrogant idiot. You thought $49 a month is not worth the investment.
02:44:45.000Instead, you're going to save your money and now you're going to lose out on thousands because you're a dummy.
02:44:48.000You know what? You're never going to work it out by yourself.
02:44:53.000You need perspicacity, which is amplified by your network.
02:44:56.000You need people who know more than you do.
02:44:57.000You need teachers. You need people to work beside to motivate you.
02:45:00.000We're living in a transitional period where the matrix is broken.
02:45:03.000You can start off at the absolute bottom echelon and you can end up at the highest echelons of masculine capability like I have.
02:45:09.000All you have to do is genuinely try for once in your life.
02:45:12.000When I meet somebody who's my age, who is still poor, I know it is their fault.
02:45:16.000They have some kind of personality defect.
02:45:18.000There's something wrong with them. They don't have any motivation, or they're depressed, or they try to do it by themselves because they're an arrogant idiot.
02:45:24.000I don't do anything by myself. I do everything with my team.
02:45:26.000I have a team of 110 people who work for me.
02:46:20.000Of course I would have. I feel permanent guilt for how hard I do not work, even though I outwork all of you.
02:46:25.000And you losers, who pale in comparison to me, in basically every metric that we have the science to measure, manage to do a little bit of work one day, and then think you deserve time off.
02:46:35.000I deserve time off at the end of the year!
02:46:36.000I've had a hard year! Thinking about it, Andrew, I'm just analyzing our year.
02:46:42.000Pussies. Have we had a single day off this year?
02:46:45.000We were in jail and we were training like animals.
02:46:48.000A thousand push-ups a day. Push-ups, squats.
02:46:51.000Have we taken a single day off, even in jail, with no phones and nothing else to do but to work on our physicality?
02:46:58.000Name one day where you haven't done any work in any realm this year.
02:47:03.000Zero. I haven't had a single day off this entire year.
02:47:05.000Not one. There hasn't been a single day where I have worked zero on the business, worked zero on my body and my physicality and my strength, worked zero on my fucking mind, worked zero on anything, just chilled.
02:47:22.000Even when I left, when we left jail, imagine this.
02:47:26.000Guys, please understand what I'm saying.
02:47:28.000Jokes aside, when I'm saying you're a fuck-up and you're a loser and you're a nobody and you're a dickhead and you're an idiot and nobody likes you and you're stupid and girls hate you and your family hates you, I mean it.
02:49:11.000You talk about GTA 6, you talk about a James Bond movie, you talk about Batman, you talk about any of these things.
02:49:15.000They go through tribulation and they continue to try no matter what.
02:49:18.000They persist. I don't understand how you at home are not suffering in your mind from the flame and pain of your insignificance.
02:49:29.000Don't you look in the mirror and hate yourself because nobody knows your name?
02:49:33.000How does it not bother you that all of the beautiful women all around the world are emailing us, begging for our children, and if you were to go up to them and offer them everything, your time, your money, your dedication, they would reject you.
02:49:48.000The women you chase don't reply because they're messaging us and we don't reply.
02:49:53.000How do you exist in this frame of mind without feeling a deep shame?
02:49:58.000And when I come along and say, hello, down there, from the tip top.
02:50:11.000I don't give a shit about losers like you, but I do give a shit if enough people are awake and financially free and strong and resist oppression, we can save humanity.
02:50:21.000All I need you to do is follow the blueprint.
02:51:26.000Of course it's long. A lot of people are going to quit along the way.
02:51:29.000But you're not going to quit. You're better than that.
02:51:30.000You can be somebody. There's still someone who's gonna sit and watch all this and turn this off and go watch some kick stream of idiots walking around with phones talking shit and they're just gonna go do that and stay a fucking nobody.
02:51:48.000I don't know what else I can say to these people, Tristan.
02:51:52.000Your mates. Stop calling them my mates.
02:53:11.000That's what's so beautiful about being brilliant.
02:53:13.000You get to look at yourself and feel immense true pride.
02:53:16.000None of you can feel that because none of you have done anything worth doing.
02:53:20.000I'm trying to drag you to the top so you understand.
02:53:22.000Listen to this. And the reason I said that is because sometimes when I read my own Twitter posts, I think, fucking hell, that guy is smart.
02:54:36.000We'll explain to you exactly how to do it.
02:54:39.000All you have to do is take all the anger you should naturally feel because you're insignificant because you're a dickhead and dedicate it towards something important.
02:54:50.000If you won't, eternal slavery awaits you and your bloodline.
02:54:54.000And you deserve everything you're going to get.
02:54:57.000Any super chats before I disappear to my fantastic fucking life instead of trying to save these peons from themselves?
02:55:57.000You are not allowed. You have to earn the cigarettes.
02:55:59.00013 more years of hard work, young man.
02:56:02.000After that, smoke a fucking cigarette.
02:56:04.000For now, put him down. And that's all the relevant Super Chats are.
02:56:11.000I hope it doesn't happen to you, but it may happen at some point in the future that you're thrown in a jail cell for something you did not do.
02:56:16.000And I like the idea of you being so determined that you work so hard inside that jail cell and you're so important because remember, there's millions of people in jail around the world.
02:56:24.000nobody gave a shit. When we went to jail, everybody cared because we're so monumentally important and influential that people talk about it. And you get to emerge from a jail cell looking like Hercules and you get unlimited virgins from around the planet sending you love letters and dedication, begging you to marry them.
02:56:38.000I hope one day you get to experience our life and you're only going to do it through hard work and dedication. You can build it up in GTA six or you can build up in the real world and be a hero. The choice is yours. And if you want to be a hero, I'm once again going to put a link on the screen. This is only available during these days between Christmas and new year. After that, the real world will continue to function, but you will not be able to access the hero's journey, but on the screen again, cause I'm Mr. Producer.
02:57:04.000I'm going to watch this video with immense pride.
02:57:07.000I'm gonna sit here pridefully and watch myself.
02:57:29.000I'm battling the matrix. I don't care.
02:57:34.000I've already left my mark on society for eternity.
02:57:37.000Please understand, I don't give a shit.