Tate Speech - January 16, 2024


EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 33 - The Chaos is Here


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 59 minutes

Words per Minute

58.830517

Word Count

10,564

Sentence Count

1,017

Misogynist Sentences

49

Hate Speech Sentences

68


Summary

Chaos is an opportunity. That's what the Matrix is all about, and that's what we should all be looking for in the new year. In this episode, I explain why I think it's going to suck, and why it's actually going to be a really good year. I also explain why the world is going to end, and how we should prepare for it. And then I explain how we're going to survive it, because I'm never wrong about anything, and I'm always correct about everything. I don't even need to explain why, I just know that I'm right about everything, and there's no one else who can tell you that. And that's why you should listen to this episode of Thick & Thin, because you're not going to get a better grip on the Matrix than I do. I'll be back with another episode next week, where I'll explain why you don't have to stay in the Matrix forever. I promise you that you'll get a much better version of the Matrix in the next episode, and you'll learn a lot more about the Matrix and the Matrix, so you won't want to miss it! I'm back next week with a brand new episode, so don't miss it. I'll see you next Tuesday. xoxo, Andrew - The Matrix is a podcast where we talk about all things Matrix and all things related to the Matrix. - by Andrew's theories, and everything else related to it - and we're talking about it. - and a lot of other stuff that's not related to Matrix, and it's not even remotely, so if you want to know what it's about, go listen to it, then listen to the full episode. . . . well then go check it out! - it's gonna be a good one, you'll have to listen to that on Tuesday, because it's coming soon, right? - I'll tell you what I think about it on the next one, right here on Thick and Thin, right now, and then you'll know that you're in for it, right there, right in the rest of the week, right after Tuesday's episode, right next Tuesday? . Thank you for listening to this one, folks. XOXO, Andrew xo xo, - EJ, EJ & EJ and EJ - Ej, Ej


Transcript

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02:00:26.000 Kind of interesting. I said it before, and I decided to do this emergency meeting just to quickly brag and remind you all of my absolute brilliance.
02:00:32.000 Is this going to be a one-hour, Andrew?
02:00:33.000 I told you so. It might be.
02:00:35.000 I think the world's so fucked, I now permanently go around Earth as a ninja.
02:00:42.000 I'm in blacked-out clothes.
02:00:44.000 I've got a bag with a hundred thousand euro and a big blade in it.
02:00:47.000 Can't carry a gun anymore because I'm on parole.
02:00:50.000 So, got my nice big knife, loads of money, you know?
02:00:55.000 A battery pack in case my phone runs out.
02:00:57.000 Got it all. I'm permanently war ready when they try to attack and I'm out on the streets and all the other people start scuttling.
02:01:04.000 I'll get loads of money and my Rambo blade and I'll negotiate the situation.
02:01:08.000 I'll save the world.
02:01:10.000 I'm kind of like that, but in a suit and with a briefcase.
02:01:13.000 And I carry throwing knives and a hip flask.
02:01:16.000 Nice. So yeah, this is a one-hour told-you-so.
02:01:51.000 Oh, I don't like your I told-you-sos, bro.
02:01:52.000 They have to know.
02:01:53.000 Do I have to stay here?
02:01:54.000 Yes.
02:01:55.000 I told everyone that 2024 was going to be a chaotic year.
02:01:59.000 Chaos is opportunity.
02:02:00.000 In fact, they mean the same thing in Japanese, I believe, because when things are in order
02:02:05.000 and everything's operating as it's supposed to operate, the brookies stay permanently
02:02:07.000 broke.
02:02:08.000 You are enslaved and you're not supposed to ever get out.
02:02:10.000 So I likened it to a prison riot, explaining that the chaos is going to give an opportunity
02:02:13.000 for the people inside of the jail cells to get out and live free.
02:02:16.000 And as long as things are organized and operating as they should, you will permanently stay
02:02:19.000 a brookie and stay a nobody forever.
02:02:21.000 2024 will be chaotic.
02:02:22.000 Lots of crazy things will happen, but these crazy things will provide an opportunity for
02:02:25.000 people who are inside the matrix to escape the matrix.
02:02:27.000 I told you all.
02:02:29.000 And then I had quite a few messages from people who would say, Andrew, you're so brilliant
02:02:34.000 and smart and sexy and rich and tall and gorgeous with a long Johnson.
02:02:39.000 Why do you believe that 2024 is going to be so chaotic?
02:02:42.000 that.
02:02:43.000 No one said that. No one said that.
02:02:44.000 You don't have that message in your inbox anywhere.
02:02:48.000 You sent it to yourself, if anything.
02:02:50.000 But go on, make your point.
02:02:52.000 EMS is just saying, why do you think 2024 is going to suck?
02:02:54.000 I believe the last line.
02:02:56.000 And Alon Johnson, so why is 2024 going to suck?
02:02:59.000 They ask. And I explain that half the world is going to be trying to elect leaders, which is going to create a power struggle, power vacuums, and also...
02:03:14.000 Perhaps. I just feel like the world is more spiritually awake.
02:03:17.000 I feel like we know more.
02:03:18.000 I feel like the matrix is cracked.
02:03:19.000 The information wall has been broken, which adds us to a new layer of spiritual warfare, a new layer of information warfare, a new layer of financial warfare, a new layer of the traditional warfare.
02:03:30.000 Everything is kind of broken.
02:03:32.000 It's never operated like this before.
02:03:35.000 That's why it's going to be chaotic, because...
02:03:37.000 The internet operated a certain way up until extremely recently, and now it's being used to directly combat the information narratives which have been purported by the Matrix.
02:03:44.000 And that is changing the reality of Earth in real time on platforms like X and Rumble.
02:03:50.000 So I said all of this, and I explained that I'm never wrong.
02:03:54.000 I often say that, by the way, guys.
02:03:55.000 I want you to know, when I say, like, 2024 is going to be chaotic, and people go, hey, Andrew, why do you say that?
02:03:59.000 Sometimes I give an answer.
02:04:01.000 Sometimes I say, because I'm never wrong.
02:04:03.000 My entire life, I've been eternally and forever correct.
02:04:06.000 I don't have to explain why.
02:04:08.000 I don't have to tell you how I've come to my conclusions.
02:04:10.000 I do not need to explain why my cerebral cortex came to the...
02:04:15.000 Assumption that X was going to happen as opposed to Y. All I have to tell you is I'm never wrong about anything ever.
02:04:21.000 And then I decided to do this emergency meeting tonight to prove once and for all that I was correct.
02:04:26.000 Because so far in January, Japan had an earthquake and 168 people died.
02:04:30.000 Miami had mall aliens.
02:04:32.000 Iran and Beirut were attacked.
02:04:34.000 The release of all the Epstein documents, Air Alaska, the Plane door blew off mid-plane and Air Alaska's answer to that was not, don't worry, we're safe to fly on.
02:04:44.000 Instead, promising to put more gays and more people of ethnic minority inside of the cockpit.
02:04:50.000 Inside of New York, there was a synagogue full of tunnels underneath it where they were trafficking children.
02:04:56.000 BDC went up and then Ecuador gangs took over the TV station and a civil war started against the government.
02:05:02.000 And then South Africa managed to sue Israel at the ICJ, which is a miracle in and of itself because I don't know why For a long time, they refused to take that case.
02:05:10.000 But as Matrix cracks, as the Western hegemony over the control of information cracks, now they're going to be held accountable for their crimes.
02:05:17.000 The U.S. and the U.K. bombed Yemen.
02:05:19.000 Russia is now Europe's largest economy.
02:05:22.000 Crypto went down. They're talking about this ETF. I don't know what that's going to do.
02:05:26.000 Davos has started. Iran has attacked Iraq.
02:05:29.000 And I think it blew up an American embassy.
02:05:31.000 South Africa has taken the U.S. and the U.K. to court because they're complicit in a genocide against the Palestinian people.
02:05:38.000 And it is the 16th of January.
02:05:41.000 Two weeks into 2024, all of this has happened.
02:05:45.000 So we're going to talk about each event one by one and how it affects you brokies at home.
02:05:48.000 That's the plan. But before we do that, Tristan, I want you to understand that I am extremely concerned about when we fly on our private jets most of the time our pilots are white straight males from switzerland or germany typically and i think that that makes us bad people why in the decades since commercial aviation has grown exponentially Democrat...
02:06:12.000 I can't even see it. It's too small for me.
02:06:15.000 Democratisizing travel and rewriting how many Americans live, work, and play, but one part of the industry has remained mostly the same.
02:06:23.000 Piloting is stubbornly mono-ethnic.
02:06:27.000 About 95% of airline pilots in the U.S. today are male.
02:06:31.000 That is terrible!
02:06:34.000 Tristan, let me tell you something.
02:06:36.000 Don't even fucking start with me.
02:06:37.000 Andrew, I've got a headache.
02:06:39.000 I said no emergency meeting tonight.
02:06:40.000 I'm sick. I've got a headache.
02:06:42.000 And you decided to come on an emergency meeting.
02:06:43.000 If you're going to start shouting at me about how I'm bad for hiring pilots who are white men, I'm literally going to walk off.
02:06:49.000 I'm not in the fucking mood for this shit today.
02:06:52.000 Sorry, emergency meeting viewers.
02:06:54.000 I know you like the banter between me and Andrew.
02:06:56.000 This isn't banter. I will fucking leave if you start talking shit about us being bad people.
02:07:02.000 Are you telling me you have nothing at all to do with this?
02:07:05.000 To do with what? The fact that most of the people who are flying planes Are straight white men.
02:07:13.000 That's perfectly normal.
02:07:14.000 That's the way it's always been.
02:07:16.000 Because I assume...
02:07:17.000 In fact, I don't know this. I'm making this up off the top of my head.
02:07:19.000 Carry on, racist! I assume that during World War II, all the countries that were rich enough to have airplanes were all white countries and all the white men learned to fly them and white people were pilots and white men from the Western world were pilots and that just set the trend that continued throughout history and now all the best pilots are white men.
02:07:36.000 Yeah, that makes perfect sense to me.
02:07:38.000 That makes perfect sense.
02:07:40.000 Don't you think it's down to systematic racism?
02:07:42.000 No. Donald Trump and Tristan Tate?
02:07:45.000 No, it isn't. It's not down to Donald Trump.
02:07:46.000 You don't think it has anything to do with you or your fascist attitude towards the LGBT community?
02:07:51.000 No. No, it has nothing to do.
02:07:53.000 It has nothing to do with the fact that your pronouns are he, him.
02:07:58.000 Let me ask you a simple question.
02:08:00.000 Andrew, don't fuck with me today. Okay, I'm just asking.
02:08:02.000 No, seriously. Can women park cars?
02:08:05.000 This is the stupidest.
02:08:06.000 Can women park? Not very well.
02:08:09.000 So women can't parallel park?
02:08:11.000 Not very well. Can women change a light bulb without asking for help?
02:08:15.000 Not very many women that I know, no.
02:08:17.000 Can women fly a plane?
02:08:20.000 I guess some can.
02:08:22.000 I mean, who's the most famous female pilot ever?
02:08:24.000 There's that really famous female pilot, isn't there?
02:08:26.000 There's that one. You know, because obviously, if we were to talk famous male pilots, you have people like the Red Baron, Manfred von Richthofen from World War I, who was a pilot ace who killed loads and loads of people.
02:08:36.000 He's famous for that. What's that one super famous female pilot?
02:08:39.000 And what's she famous for?
02:08:41.000 Amelia something, isn't it?
02:08:43.000 Amelia Earhart. What's she famous for?
02:08:45.000 Oh, I know. Fucking crashing!
02:08:48.000 That's the only female pilot I can fucking name.
02:08:50.000 So don't even start with me about systematic racism.
02:08:53.000 Don't even start talking to me about how more women need to be pilots because I'm not in the fucking mood.
02:08:58.000 I do not want Amelia Earhart flying my fucking plane because she crashed.
02:09:02.000 That's one of the most homophobic things I've ever heard.
02:09:04.000 She's homophobic!
02:09:06.000 You do not represent...
02:09:08.000 You're not an ally of the LGBT community because you seem to think that pilots should be chosen by their skill level and not based purely on the color of their skin or their gender just to try and satisfy some insanity even though the airlines can't even keep the doors on the planes.
02:09:20.000 Qualifications, flying hours.
02:09:23.000 Qualifications! You want your pilot to have qualifications!
02:09:26.000 Yeah. Yeah, I'd like him to be a former German Air Force pilot who's about 48 years old.
02:09:32.000 To 48 to maybe 55, 60.
02:09:35.000 Greying hair or grey hair.
02:09:37.000 I want him to speak with a very high level of English, but with one of those German accents, yeah?
02:09:42.000 I want him to say ja at the end of sentences.
02:09:44.000 Nice. I want the air stewardess to be a little hot...
02:09:49.000 Nice.
02:09:55.000 Nice. Nice.
02:10:01.000 Nice. I do not want a trans black lesbian as my air stewardess or my pilot unless they are the best pilot in the world, flew commercial airlines, flew military planes.
02:10:23.000 But I have a feeling that when they put them there, they wouldn't put them there for their skill level.
02:10:28.000 They put them there just because they take boxes.
02:10:30.000 You know who I have this argument with, actually?
02:10:31.000 I'm going to go off on a tangent. I had this argument once with, and you shouldn't air family problems.
02:10:37.000 These aren't family problems on the air, but I love you, Janine, my beautiful sister.
02:10:40.000 I do love you. But I have a sister named Janine.
02:10:43.000 Now, Janine is a woman of colour.
02:10:45.000 She's far darker than me. She's more Beyonce's complexion than white, like I look.
02:10:50.000 So, my sister Janine, congratulations to her, is a lawyer, a relatively successful one.
02:10:55.000 She finished university, and I remember her saying to me once, she went, One second, wait, wait.
02:11:00.000 Our producer's telling us that we're not allowed to talk about this subject.
02:11:04.000 We're not allowed to talk about selective...
02:11:06.000 No, because you're a homophobe.
02:11:11.000 We don't have to talk about DEI. That's the whole point of what you start this conversation with.
02:11:14.000 No, we're talking about the fact that you're a homophobe.
02:11:16.000 Oh my god, I fucking... I can't even say my point about how they selectively hire...
02:11:19.000 You can't... You're a homophobe.
02:11:21.000 So we agree about the pilots now.
02:11:22.000 You're a homophobe, and we need to put an end to the all-male cockpit.
02:11:26.000 Let me ask you a question. They should hire people based on skill level and qualification.
02:11:30.000 When you see this image...
02:11:32.000 Don't... I swear...
02:11:33.000 Let me just ask you. When you see this image, what do you feel?
02:11:37.000 Because I don't feel...
02:11:39.000 I don't feel terror.
02:11:42.000 I feel an immense sense of safety and pride.
02:11:46.000 They look extremely experienced.
02:11:49.000 Shut the fuck up.
02:11:50.000 Don't you think they've been through...
02:11:51.000 Because, let's be honest, can women fly planes?
02:11:54.000 Yeah, of course. But...
02:11:57.000 You don't want a pilot who can fly a plane when everything's well.
02:12:00.000 You want a pilot who can fly a plane when things go wrong.
02:12:02.000 And the only way you get good at doing things once they've gone wrong is by experience, because most of the time you fly a plane, it's going to go right.
02:12:09.000 So you need to have a long industrious career to be experienced enough to handle the negative
02:12:15.000 Possibilities in a certain scenario and that is why wisdom is such an important thing
02:12:19.000 That's why I am the top G and I'm just saying that those women there look like they've been through all of the
02:12:24.000 terrible things That can happen on an airplane like a door blowing off mid-flight
02:12:27.000 because the airlines more consider They look like military fighter pilots actually as well. So
02:12:31.000 they've probably been shot at by you know, heat-seeking missiles clearly
02:12:34.000 I mean that's exactly you think military fighter pilot.
02:12:37.000 That's the image that comes to mind, isn't it? Exactly So we agree you're a homophobe on to the next subject
02:12:43.000 I'll walk off you have you have 15 minutes of me Sorry, ladies and gentlemen at home.
02:12:49.000 I will leave. Were there aliens in Miami?
02:12:51.000 No, there were no aliens in Miami.
02:12:52.000 Let's watch the video first.
02:12:54.000 There were no aliens in Miami. I've seen some creatures in Miami, bro.
02:12:56.000 Trust me. Yeah, so have I. Can't be asked.
02:13:14.000 Why did so many police come?
02:13:17.000 The two people, the two groups that were fighting in the mall were rival gang members and the police went to stop escalation.
02:13:22.000 But why so many, Tristan?
02:13:24.000 Because a rival gang fight in Miami could mean a shootout in a mall and innocent people dying, so send in every available unit, I guess.
02:13:32.000 It's not fucking aliens.
02:13:34.000 How do you know? There's no aliens in the mall.
02:13:38.000 If Tucker Carlson and the information he's dug up is correct then the government may know about aliens and aliens or whatever these beings are may exist parallel to us and may blah blah blah blah blah and I believe Tucker Carlson because he's a very smart guy.
02:13:50.000 What I don't believe is that two weeks ago after covering this up so brilliantly for so long the government who has access to these creatures or has communicated with them or spoken to them or has their technology I don't believe that they went to the mall No, I don't. What if they had to buy new shoes?
02:14:09.000 Well, seriously. Genuine question.
02:14:13.000 Genuine question. This is what I mean.
02:14:15.000 On this show, on the emergency meeting show, what we like to do is we like to address all possible...
02:14:19.000 No, we don't. We think outside the box.
02:14:21.000 No, we don't. We don't live inside the matrix.
02:14:22.000 We think outside the box. But we're very much inside some boxes.
02:14:25.000 Like, there are no aliens in the malls, surely.
02:14:28.000 Or is that just me? Maybe they need new shoes.
02:14:30.000 They didn't need new shoes. Let's look at, uh...
02:14:33.000 Your, uh...
02:14:36.000 Don't say my mate. Imagine this.
02:14:39.000 Actually, imagine this.
02:14:40.000 **airplane noises** Okay, everyone landed and everyone's safe.
02:14:59.000 Thank God. But what I don't understand about this, and perhaps you can shed some light on this, but what I understand is...
02:15:08.000 Why is nobody trying to actually get an answer?
02:15:12.000 Like, the door blew off.
02:15:14.000 Okay, we'll inspect our planes.
02:15:16.000 When they inspected their planes, they found a bunch more loose screws, funnily enough.
02:15:22.000 In fact, I don't know if we have the...
02:15:23.000 Give me the Twitter link.
02:15:24.000 I'm talking to my producer. Give me the Twitter link of where I talk about the loose screws and your fate being linked to the mechanic's wife.
02:15:33.000 Yeah, well, unlike you, Andrew, I think outside the box.
02:15:36.000 So what you have to understand is...
02:15:38.000 You, Mr. Inside-the-box-thinking, Mr.
02:15:40.000 There-are-no-aliens-of-them-all, me, Mr.
02:15:42.000 Outside-the-box-maybe-they-need-new-shoes, I've actually come to the conclusion that...
02:15:47.000 Fear and self-interest are the only two forces that truly motivate people to take action.
02:15:52.000 Yeah? Yeah. We're going to see a lot more planes blowing up.
02:15:56.000 A lot more, we need transgender female hijab-wearing pilots who have pink fingernails and rainbow t-shirts.
02:16:02.000 We're going to see a lot more weird shit to scare people off using airplanes.
02:16:07.000 Because, I don't know if you know this, airplanes make the sun more hot.
02:16:12.000 It's the coldest winter ever.
02:16:14.000 It's freezing in Bucharest, right?
02:16:16.000 Nice. But it would be more freezing if no one flew on planes.
02:16:22.000 Are you listening? Interesting.
02:16:23.000 So planes make the sun hot.
02:16:26.000 So what we need to do is make everybody think that the safest statistical way of traveling is totally unsafe.
02:16:33.000 So people are more likely to agree when we say you can't fly because of the weather.
02:16:40.000 Okay. It's a PSYOP. You need to get that head outside of the fucking box.
02:16:46.000 You need to expand and free your mind and look into the future with your third eye.
02:16:53.000 Do you understand? When they come along and say, Hey guys, no more planes unless you're a member of the global elite with carbon credits coming out of your ass.
02:17:02.000 Obviously, me and you will have carbon credits and we'll be flying on our planet.
02:17:05.000 Carbon boss, carbon boss. But when they say that, most people will be like, Flying on planes is dangerous anyway.
02:17:11.000 My pilot's an eight-year-old, an eight-year-old Indian girl, and people will be terrified to fly on the planes.
02:17:22.000 Anyway, I want to know.
02:17:24.000 Outside the box. It's not outside.
02:17:25.000 I want to understand why nobody is demanding an answer.
02:17:30.000 The door blew off the plane, and everyone's just like, okay.
02:17:33.000 And then Alaska Airlines responded by saying, don't worry, we'll hire more gays.
02:17:41.000 I'd like, let's go through a logical thought pattern as logical men.
02:17:45.000 We're on our plane. Okay.
02:17:46.000 Logical. Let's actually try and do this.
02:17:48.000 Right. We're some of the greatest thinkers on the planet.
02:17:49.000 Wonderful. We're on our plane. Analytical mind.
02:17:51.000 Switched on. We're on our plane. Okay.
02:17:53.000 On our plane. Door blows off.
02:17:54.000 Door blows off. At what point do we think, as we're hoping we make a landing without dying, I wish there were more gays working for this company.
02:18:04.000 Immediately. How?
02:18:06.000 Because gays are very good at...
02:18:08.000 plugging the back door.
02:18:11.000 Oh my god!
02:18:13.000 We're going to jail.
02:18:18.000 Yeah.
02:18:21.000 That's the first thing that comes to my mind!
02:18:23.000 Immediately! You're right.
02:18:26.000 Now we know why they don't need to find out why any of this actually happened.
02:18:30.000 Because they've already fixed it!
02:18:32.000 It's already fixed. They've already found the solution.
02:18:34.000 The back door will be sealed.
02:18:35.000 Full. Plugged.
02:18:38.000 It's funny, you know what, because when I talk about how I'm- I actually made that off the top of my head, that was not scripted.
02:18:42.000 Yeah, it's very well done. Thank you.
02:18:44.000 We talk about how I'm eternally correct forever, and I'm never ever wrong, like I discussed at the beginning of this, and I'm actually, if psychic was a thing, I would be psychic, because I quite often predict the future, and I'd like someone here to actually look this up.
02:18:55.000 You can see here on the 7th of January I made this tweet and I believe it was the 8th of January that got proved
02:19:02.000 correct So I literally tweeted this in advance and I tweeted your
02:19:06.000 fate is inexorably linked to the aircraft mechanics wife She was complaining at him all morning for something that
02:19:12.000 wasn't his fault She and true female fashion blamed him for her own
02:19:16.000 decisions in some twisted backflip logic which deeply frustrated him
02:19:20.000 While pondering how a woman he took care of for 13 years can be so brutally ungrateful, a temporary lack in concentration caused him to miss a single screw.
02:19:29.000 That screw plus the bad weather conditions resulted in the unfortunate plane crash in which you were one of 221 victims.
02:19:36.000 A woman you have never met.
02:19:38.000 Who will never face justice and will never take responsibility murdered you.
02:19:41.000 No more nags.
02:19:43.000 And the point was, don't nag us men because us men keep the world running.
02:19:47.000 We don't do little HR jobs and boring.
02:19:49.000 We do real jobs. Don't nag us because we're doing important things.
02:19:52.000 And then the day after the airline door blew off, United has found loose bolts on at least five plug doors during inspections of his Boeing 737 MAX 9 fleet.
02:20:02.000 Whoa! More gays, less nagging wives.
02:20:08.000 We need gay mechanics.
02:20:10.000 No, we need gay husbands.
02:20:12.000 Gay aircraft mechanics.
02:20:14.000 Ah, because their husbands won't act like the wives.
02:20:16.000 Exactly. And they will do the screws.
02:20:20.000 You need to hire more inclusive.
02:20:25.000 I was trying to be a genius here and think of something that was related to airline mechanics that would also fit with an LGBTQ, but my brain is not that good.
02:20:32.000 I did. Go on.
02:20:34.000 No, I mean... I was thinking like, let's get...
02:20:39.000 Best Gay Technician quality.
02:20:43.000 Let's get the Gay Best Technician quality.
02:20:45.000 Is that what it stands for?
02:20:47.000 That is what it stands for. Okay, everything's starting to make sense.
02:20:50.000 The pieces are fitting together in the puzzle.
02:20:53.000 It's wheels within wheels. The cogs are now turning.
02:20:55.000 I've worked it out. Nice.
02:20:58.000 Right. What's this?
02:21:01.000 Does this make us happy? I'm so glad I fly on private planes.
02:21:04.000 Guys, you know the greatest thing about flying on a private plane?
02:21:07.000 You know the pilot Tristan just described?
02:21:09.000 That's our pilot. Yeah. I described our people.
02:21:13.000 So when I say, get me my plane to take me to four cities in four days, and that's the great thing about private jets, because they're basically time travel, because you don't have to sit around airports all day.
02:21:21.000 So I can leave Bucharest at 9 a.m.
02:21:23.000 and get to Warsaw at 11 a.m.
02:21:24.000 and I can have lunch and I can leave at 1 p.m.
02:21:25.000 and I can get in London by 4 p.m.
02:21:26.000 and I can impregnate all these women and have all these kids because I'm flying around in my private jet because I'm not stuck at an airport.
02:21:30.000 Like, I'm broke gay! Or...
02:21:33.000 Or...
02:21:35.000 Gay pilots. Anyway, we get to choose who flies our plane.
02:21:39.000 Okay. I don't even know what this video is of, but I understand these people have been hired by an airline.
02:21:45.000 I hope they're not pilots. I don't know who these people are.
02:21:47.000 I don't know what this video is.
02:21:49.000 I'm just going to play it.
02:21:53.000 Let's go girls.
02:21:57.000 Come on. What the fuck was that?
02:22:24.000 What the fuck was that?
02:22:28.000 It's the people I hired for our new plane that we're going to buy next year.
02:22:34.000 So that's Air Alaska.
02:22:35.000 I mean, that's pretty as crazy as things get.
02:22:37.000 A door blowing off an airplane.
02:22:39.000 That's pretty crazy. It'd be hard to think of something crazier than that.
02:22:42.000 To actually think of something that would be more wild than an airplane door just blowing off mid-flight.
02:22:47.000 You'd have to get really fantastical.
02:22:49.000 You'd have to say something really strange.
02:22:52.000 Underground tunnels where under a synagogue where children are trafficked and the Jews were discovered and police tried to get in and were stopped.
02:23:00.000 You'd have to lose your mind.
02:23:01.000 Surely that can't be real.
02:23:03.000 Yeah, Full-grown men, Hasidic Jews, crawling out of the sewers because the tunnels are being raided by police.
02:23:08.000 That would be... That's beyond even...
02:23:11.000 It wouldn't be in science fiction.
02:23:13.000 That's the kind of thing that would only happen in the end of times.
02:23:15.000 So thank God that's not happening You want to tell us a little bit about your mates
02:23:45.000 You know bro, Judaism's had a tough year.
02:23:48.000 It really has, hasn't it?
02:23:50.000 Judaism has had a tough year.
02:23:52.000 You know what it reminds me of? It reminds me of Islam's tough years, 2001-2002, when a few crazy people made everyone think that all Muslims were insane, which obviously doesn't reflect Muslims accurately.
02:24:04.000 It doesn't reflect you and our friends, certainly.
02:24:07.000 But, yeah, Judaism's had a tough year.
02:24:10.000 Zionists, and some insane people who love killing children, are like setting a bad rep for all the Jews.
02:24:18.000 We have Jewish friends and Jewish employees.
02:24:20.000 We have lots of Jewish people who we know.
02:24:22.000 And now, underneath arguably one of the most important religious establishments in Judaism, there are secret tunnels.
02:24:32.000 And we're supposed to believe that they built them so they can worship during COVID. I'm sure it's completely innocent.
02:24:38.000 Anyway, I'm going to cut the Twitter feed now before we lose the Twitter accounts.
02:24:42.000 The ex-accounts that we just got back.
02:24:43.000 Let's lose them when we're going to go over exclusively to Rumble.
02:24:47.000 Rumble.com slash Tate Speech.
02:24:49.000 Watch us. I'm going to cut the Twitter feed now.
02:24:51.000 Come over to Rumble. I'm going to play Mr.
02:24:52.000 Producer one more time because it's important because Mr.
02:24:54.000 Mr. Producer. Judaism has had a tough year.
02:24:58.000 Well, let me talk about it actually before you play Mr.
02:24:59.000 Producer for one second.
02:25:00.000 Uh, yeah, Judaism has actually had a very tough year and you
02:25:04.000 know who should be dealing with this problem?
02:25:05.000 You know who should be giving a fuck that, you know, children
02:25:07.000 are being killed loads in the Middle East and they should give a fuck that there are secret underground tunnels that
02:25:12.000 make you all look suspicious in the biggest synagogue.
02:25:14.000 You know, you should care about this loads Jewish people.
02:25:16.000 Jewish people should.
02:25:17.000 If I were, I'm as an Orthodox Christian, if under, I don't know, the Orthodox Christian church in Russia, one of the
02:25:23.000 really important ones, they were like secret tunnels with stained mattresses.
02:25:27.000 I'd be standing up saying what the actual fuck is going on as
02:25:30.000 an Orthodox Christian.
02:25:31.000 Because people would say, Tristan, you're one of those people who have like secret tunnels and shit.
02:25:35.000 I'm like, how do you know about my secret tunnels?
02:25:38.000 No, I'd be furious. So I think that all of the Jewish people out there who listen to me, who are fans of mine, really should kick up much more of a fuss about this.
02:25:47.000 Because, yeah, you're having a tough year because a few bad players are making you look extremely bad.
02:25:53.000 So, yeah.
02:25:56.000 Yeah. Anyway, that would be a crazy timeline.
02:26:00.000 You know what else would be a crazy timeline?
02:26:01.000 In fact, this isn't crazy at all.
02:26:02.000 Go on. Which people in Europe love to protest the most?
02:26:09.000 Left-wingers? No.
02:26:10.000 In which country, sorry.
02:26:11.000 In which country are there the most protests?
02:26:13.000 There's a protest every weekend.
02:26:14.000 Oh, the French. The French.
02:26:15.000 Yeah, the French. The French are the second worst.
02:26:18.000 You know who protests all the time?
02:26:20.000 The Greeks? No.
02:26:21.000 The Germans! Okay.
02:26:25.000 The Germans basically never protest.
02:26:26.000 In case you're an American watching this, you don't get it.
02:26:28.000 The Germans are robot people. I was saying real protesters.
02:26:30.000 Yeah, the French love to protest.
02:26:32.000 They'll be like, hey, oui, oui, there's no butter on my bread!
02:26:35.000 Ah, no! Oui, oui!
02:26:36.000 The foie gras is not cooked properly!
02:26:38.000 And then they'll be told, like, to get a job or do some actual work.
02:26:41.000 Good job! No, we want to exploit the peoples of the Congo!
02:26:44.000 And they don't want to work. Of course.
02:26:45.000 And they just want to sleep all day. We want to retire when we are 33 years old!
02:26:49.000 Do not make it 34!
02:26:50.000 Ha! Literally.
02:26:52.000 That's the French. Whereas the Germans are the opposite.
02:26:54.000 We will work until we are 86 and we think that is perfectly fine and gas prices can go up 165 times so we can send tanks to get destroyed in Ukraine.
02:27:04.000 That's the Germans. And the Germans are protesting, which is extremely wild.
02:27:09.000 They never protest about anything.
02:27:10.000 Ever. So they're protesting, and Tristan's going to tell us a little bit about it.
02:27:13.000 And then he's going to read the superchats because he didn't do his fucking job.
02:27:16.000 Superchats are his single fucking job.
02:27:17.000 He doesn't even do them because he doesn't do anything serious about these fucking emergency meetings.
02:27:20.000 I'm tired of fucking work with a fucking amateur!
02:27:25.000 Tristan's mates The new men
02:27:29.000 The new men The new men
02:27:33.000 The new men From the land of the ice and snow
02:27:37.000 From the midnight sun to the hot spring of gold The hammer of the gods
02:27:42.000 Will drive their ships to new lands Fight the hordes, sing and cry
02:27:51.000 Valhalla, I am coming Oh, I see, I see now
02:28:05.000 I want to know where these are headed So the Germans are mad
02:28:10.000 Yeah. And they never protest ever, but they seem to be very angry for once.
02:28:14.000 So I'm going to tell you a little bit about why they're angry.
02:28:16.000 For those people who don't live in Europe.
02:28:17.000 Is it Frankfurters? It could be.
02:28:20.000 Okay. It could be Frankfurters.
02:28:21.000 Interesting. It's actually food related.
02:28:23.000 So the most important industry in the world.
02:28:26.000 Stop doing that. It's not actually information technology or, you know, power plants or anything like that.
02:28:33.000 The most important industry in the entire world, when you boil it down to the most basic level, is the world's, I guess, oldest industry.
02:28:41.000 After the agricultural revolution, it is farming.
02:28:43.000 Because without farming, you have no cities, you have no towns, you have no civilization, you have no food, you have no humans, and everyone fucking dies.
02:28:49.000 So farming is the most important thing ever.
02:28:51.000 Everyone's going to go, I work for the insurance industry!
02:28:54.000 Yeah, well, that's really important when I crash my car, but I'm never going to crash my car in the first place if I don't have anything to fucking eat!
02:29:00.000 The workers will never build the car if they don't have anything to fucking eat!
02:29:03.000 So, I wanted to tell you about the way that Europe works.
02:29:05.000 You guys don't understand this. To grow food, yeah, you need soil and water and seeds and all the crap that you have, of course.
02:29:10.000 But to grow food in large quantities, what do you need?
02:29:13.000 You need energy.
02:29:14.000 You need diesel. You need fuel.
02:29:16.000 You need the power. Because that's what fuels these massive, wonderful farms that produce all the fucking bread and meat and all the shit that we eat today.
02:29:24.000 So, there's something in Europe called agricultural diesel.
02:29:29.000 Because diesel, let's say it's one British pound, $1.50 per litre.
02:29:33.000 It's not that expensive for us to drive cars.
02:29:35.000 I have one diesel car. Lots of people drive lots of diesel cars.
02:29:38.000 I have a diesel car even in my fleet.
02:29:40.000 But if you are a farmer, because you're growing food, you know, doing the most important thing in the fucking world, there's something called agricultural diesel.
02:29:48.000 In English, it's called red diesel.
02:29:49.000 Now, what it is, is essentially it's diesel without any taxes put on it.
02:29:53.000 And agricultural diesel is like fucking five cents a liter.
02:29:57.000 No taxes, no profit, no nothing.
02:30:00.000 The governments are smart enough to say, you know what?
02:30:02.000 You're growing the fucking food that I eat, you eat, everyone eats, so you don't have to pay all the taxes on diesel, because that will make food relatively affordable for everybody on earth.
02:30:14.000 It's actually a very good system.
02:30:16.000 In Germany, they are trying to get farmers who are used to paying 10 cents per liter or 5 cents per liter of diesel to abolish agricultural diesel and make them buy it at the same price as you and I buy it at the fucking gas stations.
02:30:32.000 Now, they don't care. Why?
02:30:33.000 Because they're billionaires and they want you eating fucking crickets.
02:30:36.000 And you don't need to fucking...
02:30:37.000 You don't need to farm crickets.
02:30:39.000 You just pick them off the fucking floor.
02:30:40.000 They want you eating worms. But what's going to happen to the average man?
02:30:44.000 To the cost of the loaf of bread?
02:30:45.000 For the cost of grain, which feeds the meat?
02:30:47.000 The price of a steak? I'll tell you what's going to happen.
02:30:49.000 Everybody is going to have to bend over and get their fucking assholes fucked by a big, dry German dildo made out of regularly priced dildo.
02:31:00.000 Diesel. That's what's gonna happen to everybody.
02:31:03.000 And the German farmers are like, well, maybe we're growing the food, just let us have cheap diesel.
02:31:09.000 And the people in charge are saying no.
02:31:11.000 And they're saying your cows fart too much.
02:31:14.000 So instead of making 10,000 cows on your farm big enough to farm 10,000 cows, you're only allowed to have one cow a year.
02:31:21.000 Or two. That's it.
02:31:23.000 No more cows. They fart.
02:31:25.000 And as we know, farting cows makes the sun hotter.
02:31:31.000 Even though it's the coldest winter ever everywhere in Europe.
02:31:34.000 So the German farmers are quite rightfully pissed off.
02:31:36.000 But you should be pissed off.
02:31:38.000 Because right now, I have eaten something grown on a German farm today.
02:31:41.000 No fucking doubt. No fucking doubt.
02:31:44.000 The number one grain and bread producing country in all of Europe was Ukraine.
02:31:48.000 And now that's been blown to fucking shit.
02:31:51.000 And no one's growing anything.
02:31:52.000 And everyone else in Europe who's growing everything is told, you know what?
02:31:55.000 We're going to 10x your fucking overheads.
02:31:58.000 That's going to 10x your fucking food prices.
02:32:00.000 You should be pissed.
02:32:02.000 Some fucking German loser came to me outside court the other day.
02:32:05.000 Excuse me, Mr. Tate.
02:32:07.000 Mr. Tate. Did you do...
02:32:08.000 Did you tell somebody how to get popular on TikTok?
02:32:11.000 I said, why the fuck are you here?
02:32:13.000 Why are you here asking me stupid questions?
02:32:15.000 In your country, your farmers aren't allowed to grow any fucking food anymore.
02:32:20.000 Agricultural diesel's being abolished.
02:32:23.000 You're eating. Have you had breakfast?
02:32:24.000 What do you mean? Have you had fucking breakfast?
02:32:27.000 Did you? We own the plane over here.
02:32:29.000 Why are you here asking me stupid questions about fucking social media?
02:32:33.000 Go home! Cover the big stories!
02:32:35.000 But no, all over German news is a bunch of shit.
02:32:38.000 And today's football results, and we think Andrew Tate is a human trafficker.
02:32:41.000 What? There's no food!
02:32:44.000 What's wrong with people?!
02:32:46.000 I told myself I wasn't gonna get pissed off over this.
02:32:50.000 I told myself I was gonna explain it calmly, Andrew.
02:32:53.000 So you could say it's an emergency?
02:32:55.000 It's actually a fucking emergency.
02:32:57.000 Because this doesn't have to happen.
02:32:59.000 This isn't like something terrible has happened where we can't grow food.
02:33:03.000 It's literally people with billions of dollars who can afford food at any price.
02:33:07.000 Telling the farmers that they can't grow anymore and if they do, their overheads are times 10.
02:33:11.000 So the normal family whose salary hasn't gone up in fucking 30 years, who's having their fucking grocery bills increased and increased and they're getting their fucking asses fucked by inflation...
02:33:23.000 Can't have food anymore.
02:33:24.000 That's what's actually happening.
02:33:25.000 And you think, oh, well, though, the grocery stores are still open and there's still food.
02:33:28.000 For now, wait till fucking next year when a pro loaf of bread is 648 euros.
02:33:35.000 Fuck me.
02:33:36.000 So you could say, it's all Hans on deck.
02:33:55.000 The reason I'm laughing, everything you said is true.
02:33:59.000 They're literally going to bankrupt the average man out of any kind of sustenance.
02:34:05.000 You're going to have no food.
02:34:07.000 And it's funny because I've been sitting here for years yelling, you're going to eat the bugs!
02:34:12.000 Carbon credits. You're gonna be stuck in the matrix.
02:34:14.000 You're gonna be stuck in your pod.
02:34:16.000 You're gonna be fucked. You need to get rich.
02:34:17.000 And people are like, yeah, yeah, Andrew's crazy.
02:34:19.000 And now they're literally gonna starve the brokies.
02:34:23.000 And replace them with chat GPT. And you're gonna sit there emancipated.
02:34:29.000 Emancipated. Oh, don't worry. We have no more grain and no more meat.
02:34:32.000 But we have these protein flapjacks made of crickets, yeah?
02:34:36.000 You want to eat some of these?
02:34:37.000 Yeah? Oh, well, then you and your family can starve if you don't like the crickets.
02:34:42.000 Emancipated masturbation to Pornhub.
02:34:46.000 Eating your cricket paste.
02:34:48.000 If jerking off the Pornhub could feed your fucking family, you'd all be richer than me.
02:34:54.000 Because we can afford steaks.
02:34:55.000 We can afford steaks at 10 grand each.
02:35:01.000 But you fuckers can't.
02:35:03.000 So let me ask you another question.
02:35:04.000 Let's go deeper down the rabbit hole. Why would the government of Germany be so desperate for money or so desperate to starve its own population that it would make such an obviously ridiculous rule in which the farmers have to now protest and shut down cities with their tractors to try and keep the ability to grow food Possible.
02:35:23.000 They just want to grow fucking food.
02:35:24.000 The most important thing...
02:35:25.000 So why has the government done this?
02:35:27.000 Um... I don't know.
02:35:28.000 Why don't you tell me? Maybe they're not hungry?
02:35:34.000 Maybe they're just not hungry, bro!
02:35:37.000 No, I've eaten enough for this decade.
02:35:40.000 Maybe we should just cut back on the food supply.
02:35:44.000 They're not hungry! That must be it!
02:35:50.000 It's funny because we're the elite.
02:35:53.000 You know what's funny, Tristan? We're the elites that we mock.
02:35:56.000 That's why they hate us so much.
02:35:57.000 We're the 1% of the 1%. We see it from their side, but we tell you people what's going on.
02:36:02.000 The reason they try and put Tristan and I in jail is we're actually on their side.
02:36:05.000 We have all the money. We can afford $10,000 stakes.
02:36:08.000 We can fly around the world on private jets and hide whenever a war starts.
02:36:11.000 We can live on a yacht with a bunch of staff and all our women, and it doesn't matter.
02:36:14.000 So we're on their team.
02:36:16.000 So they're kind of like, hey, guys, you're on our team.
02:36:18.000 Don't tell them what's going on.
02:36:19.000 And we're like, no, we should tell them.
02:36:20.000 And then they super hate us for that because we're trying to make it clear to you that your chance of being able to afford a normal basket of groceries across the next 10 years is basically fucking zero unless you get rich.
02:36:31.000 You are going to starve and you're going to eat the protein paste like from The Matrix when Mouse gives the goo.
02:36:37.000 What did he say? It's all the nutrients and minerals the body needs.
02:36:40.000 Like, shut up, you little fucking geek.
02:36:41.000 Bro, if I was Neo, I would have sat there and said, bro, I'll slice your motherfucking ass up and carve your fucking backside into fucking steak my damn self, you fucking piece of shit.
02:36:49.000 Talk to me, you little nerd!
02:36:51.000 I'll eat everyone on this fucking ship!
02:36:52.000 I bet you die first!
02:36:54.000 Then ten minutes later...
02:36:56.000 And I would've been like, see?
02:36:59.000 Pussy! That's good for eating the fucking slot!
02:37:01.000 Then they would've tried to shoot me. It would've been like...
02:37:04.000 Steak.
02:37:06.000 Bread. I'm just saying, bro.
02:37:10.000 Cigar. In the year 2036, right...
02:37:13.000 We're going to be in restaurants with sparklers and shit ordering piles of toast.
02:37:22.000 I'm going to be...
02:37:24.000 I'm going to bring a new definition to the word toast.
02:37:28.000 We're going to be toasting up in those restaurants.
02:37:31.000 Because they're going to bring sparklers, this big show.
02:37:33.000 Ah, Mr. Tate is so rich.
02:37:34.000 He bought 16 slices of toast.
02:37:36.000 And all the girls, all the toast-toes.
02:37:39.000 Toast-toes. They're going to gather around me.
02:37:40.000 Oh, just a glass of your toast.
02:37:41.000 Yeah, have as much toast as you like.
02:37:43.000 Let's go back to my place afterwards.
02:37:44.000 I've got grain. I've got chicken.
02:37:48.000 You want some butter, bitch? They love butter.
02:37:51.000 Yeah. You want butter? You want jam?
02:37:53.000 I got jam for you. Come to my house.
02:37:56.000 I got half a bottle of jam for everybody.
02:37:59.000 My peanut butter dealer came in today.
02:38:02.000 There's no food! People are so fucked!
02:38:04.000 There's no food, you're right. There's not gonna be any food!
02:38:08.000 And the Germans are carrying, and the Germans are doing it, are after the Dutch did this.
02:38:13.000 The Dutch, Dutch farmers first.
02:38:16.000 Oh, the world's so fucked.
02:38:19.000 At least, though, at least, because we're talking about 2024, at least, let's be honest.
02:38:25.000 Wait, that's the wrong thing.
02:38:27.000 Let me get the right thing, because this is actually some good news.
02:38:29.000 I want to actually have some good news. Good news?
02:38:30.000 Yeah, this is some good news.
02:38:32.000 At least, despite all of this madness going on, And, you know, we're talking about the fact there's no food and they're trying to deliberately starve us and they have these evil intentions and these people are globalists and they're trying to put us in jail for telling everyone the truth.
02:38:46.000 At least there's not unexplained, massively excess deaths all around the planet.
02:38:52.000 Yeah, I mean, that's wonderful. Because that would be terrible if people were just, I don't know, dropping dead everywhere at between 8 to 22% higher than they ever did before.
02:39:03.000 All depending on one particular factor in that country.
02:39:06.000 I don't know what that factor is. And nobody knows why.
02:39:08.000 Nobody knows why. That would be terrible.
02:39:10.000 That would be terrifying. That would be terrifying.
02:39:12.000 If what, people were just dying?
02:39:15.000 What? Death? You know what's worse than no food?
02:39:17.000 Spontaneous death.
02:39:19.000 That's maybe the only thing worse than no food.
02:39:21.000 The only thing worse than no food which the future has in store for you is happening right now.
02:39:28.000 Spontaneous instant death.
02:39:31.000 Okay, so how can we, how can hiring more LGBT people help us with the food crisis?
02:39:37.000 Okay. That's a very interesting question.
02:39:42.000 Very interesting question.
02:39:43.000 Let's get the best type of grain.
02:39:47.000 Does that help us?
02:39:48.000 No, because you're not allowed to grow grain because you have no agriculture.
02:39:51.000 What does Q stand for?
02:39:53.000 Corn? That crap?
02:39:55.000 That meat replacement? That's what you're all going to be eating.
02:40:00.000 The world's so fucked.
02:40:02.000 And you know what's fucked? Let's get back to corn.
02:40:07.000 Let's get back to corn.
02:40:08.000 That's why they're going to hire...
02:40:10.000 Let's get back to corn, the fake meat substitute that you could buy in European supermarkets.
02:40:14.000 And when you die of starvation, they're not even going to say he was starved to death by his government.
02:40:19.000 They're going to give you some bullshit headline.
02:40:21.000 Person died of...
02:40:24.000 Farming. Unavoidable farming malfunction.
02:40:28.000 Yeah. Look at this guy. Agricultural negligence.
02:40:31.000 Look at this guy. Palestinian journalist was hit in the head by a bullet during raid on his home.
02:40:38.000 He was hit in the head by a bullet.
02:40:39.000 So did it fall from the space station?
02:40:42.000 Did someone in another country actually throw it out of a plane?
02:40:47.000 Hit in the head by a bullet?
02:40:48.000 How did that happen? What happened is the Air Alaska flight diverted and didn't fly down to America like it was supposed to.
02:40:54.000 It accidentally flew over the Middle East and the door blew off and someone had a bullet in their pocket that got through TSA and it threw out the window and dropped on the Palestinian guy's head.
02:41:03.000 He was hit in the head by a bullet.
02:41:04.000 What a sad coincidence.
02:41:05.000 And he died. Strange, because usually when people get hit in the head by bullets, they're, you know, fired deliberately by rifles of people who are trying to kill that person.
02:41:13.000 Oh yeah, usually they're shot in the head.
02:41:15.000 The newspaper would have said that. Well, I mean, you can trust the news.
02:41:18.000 They said we're human traffickers.
02:41:20.000 So when The Guardian, I mean, it's not like some obscure newspaper said this, Tristan.
02:41:26.000 In fact, the newspaper that said this is...
02:41:33.000 News website of the year.
02:41:35.000 News we could trust. The man was hit in the head by a bullet.
02:41:38.000 Hit in the head by a bullet. What a tragic, horrible coincidence.
02:41:41.000 Because you're in the middle of a war zone already.
02:41:44.000 And you avoid all the, you know, all the shots by the enemy soldiers.
02:41:48.000 All the grenades, you know, all the rockets, all the bombs.
02:41:50.000 You avoid all that. And a bullet hits you in the head?
02:41:54.000 Jesus, what a horrible coincidence.
02:41:56.000 I've actually got a picture here of our pilot who flies our private jets.
02:41:58.000 So I can show everyone what trustworthiness looks like.
02:42:00.000 Here. Yeah! Gay!
02:42:02.000 Gay! When I say gay, you say gay!
02:42:05.000 Gay! Gay!
02:42:06.000 Isn't that great?
02:42:35.000 None of this makes any- The only conclusion you can come to when you see these things...
02:42:43.000 They want you dead. Is that...
02:42:44.000 Please understand.
02:42:48.000 Guys, let me take my sunglasses off.
02:42:49.000 They want to kill you.
02:42:51.000 They want you to starve.
02:42:53.000 They want you to sit in your pod eating the bug paste.
02:42:56.000 And they want a whole bunch of unfortunate accidents they can use to convince the world to gain more and more control under the guise of safety.
02:43:03.000 There is no way you can explain all of these things are happening unless they literally want to kill you.
02:43:09.000 They want to kill all of us!
02:43:11.000 No, I'm interested because we're super rich, but we're on your team.
02:43:14.000 But you people at home, the people who can be replaced by ChatGPT, and I've explained to you before on other emergency meetings about how within three years, AI is going to replace most of you because you're not even remarkable, and you can sit there and think, I'm important, I do a job, I do management, but your management can easily be replaced by an AI robot because you're a loser.
02:43:29.000 You useless people, they want you dead.
02:43:33.000 They want to kill you. They don't want you around anymore.
02:43:35.000 They want planes to crash.
02:43:37.000 They want people to starve. That's what they want.
02:43:39.000 There's no other way to explain this.
02:43:40.000 There's no way to explain why the German government would decide to do something which they know is going to destroy all food production to try and raise money to send to a country so they can buy bombs to blow up the only other country in Europe which can grow grain at the level Germany can.
02:43:56.000 And then convince you.
02:43:58.000 When you put it that way. What?
02:44:00.000 They're trying to starve you to death.
02:44:02.000 And when things get scarce, the price increases.
02:44:07.000 And food is going to soon become extremely difficult to come by.
02:44:11.000 And if you're still sitting around as a brokey, you're in trouble.
02:44:15.000 You know, it's actually, honestly, we've only got 10 minutes left of this, of this emergency being.
02:44:20.000 Who's on next? Anyway, you can work that out with the producers and we can plug the show.
02:44:24.000 But it's actually incredibly, incredibly terrifying because you think, if I were, let's say I were the Prime Minister of a country.
02:44:31.000 Any country. Give me the Prime Minister or the Presidentship of any country.
02:44:33.000 I would say... To the farmers.
02:44:36.000 That diesel's on us.
02:44:38.000 You know? At least America still has farm subsidies for growing corn and stuff.
02:44:42.000 But I don't know why Europe's playing these games.
02:44:44.000 You should be encouraging farmers to farm and make as much food as possible everywhere in the world.
02:44:49.000 Here's the funny thing. The funny thing is this.
02:44:51.000 You know what this world still has?
02:44:53.000 So we're cutting back on food.
02:44:54.000 No agricultural diesel.
02:44:56.000 Food pressure's gonna go through the roof.
02:44:57.000 Not enough people are gonna be able to eat. You know what the world still has to this day in 2024?
02:45:01.000 Starving people! There are still starving people and you're cutting back food production!
02:45:07.000 It's not like everyone can eat and there's twice as much food as we need, in which case we can make the sun colder by having less farting cows.
02:45:16.000 Many people in the world, including every first world nation, including the country we're in now, England, France, Germany, Spain, America, has hungry people!
02:45:27.000 There are still hungry people, Andrew!
02:45:29.000 In Hungary? That's Hungarians.
02:45:33.000 And they've got good leadership, so they're probably not going to do this dumb shit.
02:45:36.000 Shout out to the Hungarian.
02:45:39.000 And... We know this because we have TatePledge.com.
02:45:42.000 Yeah. Tristan just spilled water all over our food.
02:45:45.000 And we feed starving people. The last thing our charity needs is less food in the world.
02:45:50.000 Yeah. TatePledge.com literally feeds starving people.
02:45:53.000 And we do it ourselves. You can go to TatePledge.com and see all the food we donate to people all around the world.
02:45:57.000 So we know very well from... That's fake apparently.
02:45:59.000 It's all CGI. Oh, of course.
02:46:00.000 Who said that? The number one news website of the year?
02:46:02.000 Yeah, probably. You can actually see the videos of us feeding people.
02:46:06.000 So there is a lack of food already.
02:46:08.000 Sorry, can I talk about this one second?
02:46:10.000 Sure. Some nerd was criticizing the charity recently.
02:46:12.000 And they're like, we only found...
02:46:16.000 48 videos of people being fed.
02:46:19.000 And tracking some of the money.
02:46:21.000 Some of the money. We could only find hundreds of thousands of dollars spent.
02:46:26.000 That's all we could track down.
02:46:28.000 Tate claims it's millions. We only found hundreds of thousands.
02:46:32.000 And of their charitable acts, not all are videoed.
02:46:35.000 We only found 48 videos...
02:46:38.000 What the fuck have you done for anyone?
02:46:40.000 One, we don't video all of our shit.
02:46:42.000 Two, you can't find all the money we send.
02:46:45.000 But you only found hundreds of thousands of dollars.
02:46:48.000 And you're gonna call me a fucking fraud.
02:46:50.000 Donate one dollar.
02:46:52.000 Feed one person.
02:46:54.000 Or shut the fuck up.
02:46:56.000 Oh, we only found hundreds of thousands of dollars.
02:46:59.000 Fuck you! Suck a dick!
02:47:01.000 Nerds. Fucking nihilist losers.
02:47:02.000 Total losers. And it's actually very interesting because...
02:47:05.000 Embarrassing! As they intend on doing all of this to you people at home, their number one concern is you not finding out about it.
02:47:11.000 So people like Tristan and I have to pay the price for telling you the truth.
02:47:14.000 Yeah. Because we are... We're in jail.
02:47:15.000 Yeah. We're in jail.
02:47:17.000 What about how good the food will be in there?
02:47:19.000 Terrible. At least there are fucking roaches.
02:47:21.000 We'll be on the same fucking diet, ladies and gentlemen.
02:47:23.000 I'll make my own. Misinformation.
02:47:27.000 There's too many people on the internet telling the truth.
02:47:29.000 We need to stop it.
02:47:30.000 For the global business community, the top concern for the next two years is not conflict or climate.
02:47:39.000 It is disinformation and misinformation, followed closely by polarization within our societies.
02:47:50.000 These risks are serious because they limit our ability to tackle the big global challenges we are facing.
02:48:01.000 These are some of the most powerful people in the world.
02:48:03.000 I wonder if I were to play their video side by side with me making mocking faces if it's definitely going to put me in jail.
02:48:09.000 Let's find out. Ready?
02:48:11.000 Let's go. Let me just stop.
02:48:14.000 Mr. Producer this, Mr. Producer that.
02:48:16.000 Bow, bow, bow. Okay, ready? Three, two, one, go.
02:48:18.000 For the global business community, the top concern for the next two years is not conflict or climate.
02:48:27.000 It is disinformation and misinformation.
02:48:31.000 I've got something for EMS. Followed closely by...
02:48:33.000 What do I send to HQ? Take me to jail!
02:48:38.000 Jail, please! Jail?
02:48:41.000 EMSs. What's this?
02:48:43.000 I'm gonna get it on the screen.
02:48:45.000 I'm gonna talk about it in a minute. Didn't you see what I did?
02:48:48.000 I just put us in jail. You didn't care? You put us in jail all the time.
02:48:51.000 Yeah, I know. I'm gonna put us back in jail again.
02:48:52.000 Let me do it one more time. It was fun. For the global business community, the top concern for the next two years is not conflict or climate, It is disinformation and misinformation, followed closely by polarization within our societies.
02:49:13.000 These risks are serious because they limit our ability to tackle the big global challenges we are facing – changes in our climate, Stop telling the truth!
02:49:27.000 Don't tell them what we're doing!
02:49:29.000 Stop it, eat z-bugs!
02:49:32.000 Fucking hell. Just kill me.
02:49:36.000 That's what they're trying to do.
02:49:37.000 I've had enough. Just shoot me.
02:49:40.000 Let me be a martyr. Yeah, don't make me fly on a gay plane.
02:49:43.000 I've had enough. Bring the asteroid.
02:49:46.000 We're all gonna starve to death anyway.
02:49:48.000 Ah, this is, uh...
02:49:49.000 Okay, all right, right. Load this up and put my face on screen.
02:49:52.000 I'm gonna tell you exactly what it is. Sure.
02:49:54.000 I need a Mr. Producer. Give me two minutes.
02:49:56.000 Okay. Put my face on the screen and I'm going to talk.
02:49:59.000 I often get approached to give money to people, to give money to charity.
02:50:04.000 And I will actually say this because I'm extremely disappointed in this person.
02:50:08.000 I'm now extremely disappointed in you, sir.
02:50:11.000 Because you messaged me, and Andrew, can you please confirm?
02:50:13.000 You messaged me 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.
02:50:27.000 You messaged me 34 times on X. 34 messages that I did not respond to, Andrew Rusko.
02:50:35.000 34 messages I didn't see.
02:50:38.000 And finally, your message comes across my desk.
02:50:41.000 Finally, I open the inbox and I see what you are trying to write me.
02:50:44.000 And you tell me, Hi Tristan, we have these young kids, boys and girls.
02:50:48.000 We can't afford new football kits.
02:50:50.000 We can't afford the upkeep to our club.
02:50:52.000 They've just raised our rates of rent.
02:50:55.000 We don't know how to keep this sports club going.
02:50:57.000 And I thought, you know what? Governments should help young people out in sports.
02:51:00.000 Governments should be their number one priority, like they do in Russia, like they do in Romania with sponsoring gymnasts.
02:51:05.000 They should encourage young people to do sports, but obviously the government doesn't give a fuck, because they're too busy sending your money to fucking God knows where to fight permawars.
02:51:13.000 So this guy, Andrew Rusko, reached out to me asking for funding for his football team.
02:51:18.000 I looked at his website, I saw he was legit, I thought, you know what?
02:51:21.000 Fine. After 34 messages, you're now on my radar.
02:51:25.000 Here's 5,000 pounds.
02:51:27.000 Now, he had a GoFundMe for about 10,000 pounds.
02:51:30.000 It raised about 100 pounds by this point.
02:51:33.000 I chip in with 5,000 pounds, and I haven't thought about it since.
02:51:37.000 He tweeted a thank you, I retweeted, and that was it.
02:51:39.000 Boom! More kids are having their fucking sports uniforms paid for.
02:51:42.000 I was happy. One minute ago, Andrew Rusko, you bitched out to public outcry for some fucking reason and refunded my fucking money.
02:51:55.000 Don't give money to this guy.
02:51:57.000 Don't give money to this fucking guy.
02:51:59.000 And you know what? Don't fucking ask me for money ever again.
02:52:03.000 You or anybody else who won't fucking say where the money came from.
02:52:07.000 I wrote Tate Brothers on the fucking donation.
02:52:09.000 I give you 5,000 pounds, which is two months of wages, working any normal job.
02:52:14.000 One second, boom, it's there in your account.
02:52:16.000 And you fucking refund it because someone said, well, Tristan's a bad guy, blah, blah.
02:52:20.000 You know who I fucking am anyway because you messaged me 34 times, you piece of shit.
02:52:25.000 Now your fucking kids in your fucking club aren't gonna have any fucking uniforms, any fucking footballs to kick around, and that's your fucking fault.
02:52:32.000 I'm gonna put you on fucking blast.
02:52:34.000 You should be ashamed of yourself.
02:52:36.000 I didn't find you.
02:52:37.000 I didn't randomly give you money.
02:52:39.000 I didn't think, what a great cause, let me send you money.
02:52:41.000 You fucking asked me in 34 messages.
02:52:45.000 34 fucking messages, Andrew!
02:52:47.000 This cocksucker pretends he cares about his fucking kids and his fucking football club, refunds the money because someone said Tristan's a bad guy.
02:52:55.000 So I don't know about this story, so let me get this straight.
02:52:57.000 Yeah, I randomly gave five grand to a dude.
02:52:59.000 Okay, so I don't even know. This dude begged for money for, it looks like...
02:53:02.000 34 messages, you see the scroll?
02:53:03.000 Yeah, he begged for money. You gave him money, and then someone complained where it came from, and he gave it back?
02:53:08.000 Must have done. Must have done.
02:53:09.000 Five minutes ago, it's been refunded.
02:53:12.000 Nerd. The fuck's wrong with you?
02:53:13.000 Nerd. Don't fucking ask me then!
02:53:15.000 Nerd. Fucking dork.
02:53:17.000 Fuck, you should be ashamed of yourself.
02:53:19.000 And now what? Has he blocked me?
02:53:21.000 Yeah, and he's blocked me!
02:53:24.000 Wait, let me see him. No, here we go Andrew all go just to stop stop stop stop stop stop. He
02:53:30.000 would clearly beat you up Bye.
02:53:33.000 This is the dude! Tristan, no, Tristan, Tristan, Tristan.
02:53:35.000 Tristan. What are you gonna do if he finds you?
02:53:37.000 Fucking... Refunds the money?
02:53:39.000 Don't message me 34 times then, bro!
02:53:42.000 What's wrong with you?
02:53:43.000 I hope all your fucking kids go play for another fucking team.
02:53:47.000 I hope you fucking lose your job, and you can't fucking run your fucking charity, begs a man for money, I pay up, and instead of saying, not even a message, hi Tristan, I politely want to tell you, in fact, put this in.
02:53:59.000 No, no, Tristan, he looks hard.
02:54:01.000 Not even I'm going to politely tell you that our sponsors have said that we need to return.
02:54:06.000 You fucking blocked me.
02:54:08.000 Tristan, he looks hard.
02:54:09.000 You should be fucking ashamed of yourself.
02:54:11.000 And all the kids and all the parents, they should all be fucking ashamed of you.
02:54:14.000 You should lose your fucking position.
02:54:15.000 Don't fucking beg me 34 messages, you piece of shit.
02:54:20.000 Fucking broke cunt.
02:54:22.000 But Tristan, he looks hard.
02:54:25.000 He doesn't. What if he comes and gets us?
02:54:28.000 Fucking comes and gets us.
02:54:29.000 He can't fucking afford a plane ticket.
02:54:33.000 We're going to jail. Fuck this guy.
02:54:35.000 What's wrong with him? He's a nerd.
02:54:37.000 He's a nerd! Put the block thing up.
02:54:40.000 No, instead I'm going to play a video of your mate.
02:54:42.000 You have this anti-system movement.
02:54:46.000 What we are seeing is a revolution against the system.
02:54:50.000 So fixing the present system is not enough.
02:54:53.000 Now, if it is, of course, a anti-system, which is called libertarianism.
02:55:03.000 Sorry.
02:55:18.000 How did we get here, world?
02:55:21.000 Like, how did we get to a point where this dude just appears and starts saying, you can't eat anymore?
02:55:27.000 And everyone's like, okay.
02:55:29.000 Okay, guy. The guy who just appeared.
02:55:31.000 No one knows where he's really from.
02:55:32.000 No one voted for him. He's just everywhere.
02:55:34.000 He's saying, you can't eat anymore.
02:55:35.000 You can't drive your car. And everyone's like, okay.
02:55:38.000 Why? Who is this?
02:55:39.000 Why don't people just say no?
02:55:41.000 Piss off. Why is this dude in charge of everything?
02:55:45.000 Why is he forcing them to get injections and they're dying and he's starving everyone to death and everyone's just like, okay, I guess that's fine.
02:55:53.000 What's going on?
02:55:55.000 Nothing makes sense anymore.
02:55:57.000 We're all going to get hit in the head on accident by bullets for telling the truth, for disinformation, because the truth is different information now.
02:56:06.000 Everything's a mess. The only hope you have is to get as rich as possible and you need a powerful network of people.
02:56:11.000 I've explained this for the last three years.
02:56:13.000 Five years. You need money.
02:56:15.000 You need to be able to make money geographically free.
02:56:17.000 We teach you how to do that on CobraTape.com.
02:56:19.000 You can join the real world. We'll teach you how to make money.
02:56:20.000 You can afford a stake, hopefully, with your life savings at some point in the future.
02:56:23.000 And you need a network of brothers who understand how the world works.
02:56:25.000 So you have a guy somewhere on Fiji who has a farm and his own food and you can sleep on his couch.
02:56:30.000 And if you don't have a network and you don't have any money, guess what's going to happen to you?
02:56:34.000 You're going to end up listening to this dude.
02:56:36.000 Okay. I guess I'll just eat the cockroach paste.
02:56:39.000 I guess I'll just get hit in the head by a bullet.
02:56:43.000 Heh heh.
02:56:45.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
02:56:47.000 I'm sorry.
02:56:54.000 I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to make it in time.
02:56:56.000 But I'm going to do my best.
02:56:58.000 I'm going to do my best.
02:57:58.000 2024 has just begun, and like I promised, chaos is going to ensue.
02:58:02.000 We're nowhere near the elections towards the end of the year.
02:58:05.000 Imagine all the things that's going to happen between now and then.
02:58:06.000 Imagine what's going to happen when those elections come, whether they let him win or they don't let him win.
02:58:11.000 Either way, there is going to be mass extinction events.
02:58:13.000 They're talking about disease X. They're talking about preparing for natural catastrophes.
02:58:17.000 They're talking about all of these crazy things because their intention is to kill you.
02:58:20.000 They don't care if you die.
02:58:22.000 They don't care if your whole family dies.
02:58:24.000 All they care about is power and control, and they'll kill as many people as it takes to get it.
02:58:27.000 And your only chance to survive is a strong network of brothers and as much money as possible.
02:58:30.000 And for the longest period of time, my brother and I have been on the internet trying to save the world by trying to empower you.
02:58:36.000 We can't make the world any better by becoming richer ourselves.
02:58:39.000 We're rich enough. We're doing the best we can by spreading the message.
02:58:42.000 We need more people. Like you, at home with a strong network of brothers who are working with the war room, making as much money as possible, having geographical freedom, who understand the truth.
02:58:51.000 So when they try and ban disinformation, they can't ban all of us.
02:58:55.000 And when you try and fire the people who tell the truth, they can't fire you because you already make your own money, because you are your own boss, because you've been inside the real world and followed the lessons.
02:59:02.000 We will teach you wealth.
02:59:03.000 We will give you the wealth protocol.
02:59:05.000 We will give you the network and the brotherhood you need to support yourself.
02:59:08.000 We will make sure you have bread when everyone else starves.
02:59:10.000 But if you are not prepared to do the work and not prepared to save yourself, we cannot save you.
02:59:15.000 I want to make it very, very clear.
02:59:16.000 Not only is this year going to be pivotal for humanity.
02:59:19.000 It's going to be extremely interesting to watch.
02:59:20.000 And I pray it goes the right way.
02:59:23.000 And the matrix finally breaks once and for all.
02:59:25.000 And we can start a new dawn, a new era of truth.
02:59:28.000 But if it goes the other way, absolute slavery is coming.
02:59:32.000 To be bestowed upon you and your entire bloodline.