Tate Speech - March 04, 2024


EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 40 - CANNOT KILL AN IDEA

Topics
duck keyboard getting out of a car duck keyboard pandas average life outcomes Dick Man's inflation average Mean Drake upgrade yourself woke collapse and masculinity standards
Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Andrew Tristan X. Pandas Steven Kick Pepe Julian Onzima Tate Speech Rob Moore Producer Bitcoin Matrix Michael Jackson Scrooge McDuck Dating Duck Ching Chong Elon Musk Rumble.com Rogers Brown Dude
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3 hours and 7 minutes

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11,778

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1,192

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Misogyny

26

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40

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Summary

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Tristan bought a new keyboard that makes quacking noises when you press it, and it's pretty cool, but it also makes him lose millions of dollars in crypto, and he's here to talk about it. Also, we're going to do emergency meetings with no two-hour countdown, no announcement, no warning, just random, so you need to have a Rumble app on your phone so that it'll go beep beep, beep at point three in the morning, or who knows where we'll be in the afternoon? Who knows where could be on the moon? Who could be in Switzerland? Who knows, who knows, but we could be anywhere. This is the first episode of The Emerging Me, a series of short films in which we talk about the quacking keyboard, and the crazy things it does, and how it's going to make him lose money, and why it's a good thing he bought it, because he doesn't need to be worried about losing his crypto, because it's not going to be stolen by some sort of virus that s going to steal his crypto. It's a short film about a keyboard that does exactly what it says on the tin, and makes him want to get a new one, so why not get one of those, too? The Quacking Keyboard! Subscribe to the Emerging Me's Emergency Meeting on the App, and let us know if you like it! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe on your favorite streaming platform Subscribe on Podchaser Subscribe on Poshmark Subscribe on the Podcasts Subscribe on Stitcher Subscribe on Spreaker Subscribe on Crackle Subscribe on Pillow Talk about it on Spare Change on YouTube Share it on your Podcasts If you like the show, rate and review it on iTunes Learn more about your thoughts on it on PODCAST, share it on Anchor.fm and leave us a review on your podcast, and tell us what you're listening to it's cool and what it means to you re listening to us on the Podchow or whatever else you care about it's awesome! Thanks for listening to our Podcasts & more like it's great. Subscribe and review us on your thoughts, subscribe to our podcast on your favourite streaming platform, and please leave us on iTunes and subscribe on your social media and we'll get a shoutout on the next episode on your feed! XOXO!

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00:00:00.000 ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
02:00:09.000 ♪♪♪ Tristan, I was thinking, I'm missing my friends at home, and I would love to stream and just have a nice hangout with my friends. 0.99
02:00:28.000 Who are you, the fucking misogynistic Mr. 0.98
02:00:30.000 Rogers? Hi, neighbor. 1.00
02:00:33.000 Hi, neighbor. If you're a woman, make me a fucking sandwich. 1.00
02:00:38.000 And if you're a man, welcome to the Emerging Me. 1.00
02:00:41.000 This is the first episode of the series.
02:00:43.000 It's a series of short films. 0.99
02:01:19.000 I purchased a new keyboard, and it is rocked Andrew's fucking world. 0.98
02:01:24.000 As you can see, all the keys- can we zoom in? 0.99
02:01:28.000 Can we zoom in on me?
02:01:30.000 All the keys are little ducks and when you press it...
02:01:35.000 It quacks.
02:01:38.000 Yeah, but how do you...
02:01:45.000 You can't see what letters which.
02:01:47.000 No, you have to touch type. You have to just know what the keys are.
02:01:50.000 Because every single key is an identical...
02:01:51.000 And it actually types. Yeah, it types.
02:01:54.000 Would it be better if every letter was a D? No.
02:01:59.000 It's good. It's functional.
02:02:01.000 F-U-N-C-T-I-O-N-Y-L. Functional. 0.95
02:02:04.000 See? Works fine. And it quacks every time you press a button.
02:02:07.000 And that is actually all I'm going to talk about.
02:02:08.000 Thank you for joining us on today's Emergency Meeting.
02:02:10.000 I'm done. So we're going to talk about that keyboard for the whole hour.
02:02:14.000 Yes. Fine. You know what?
02:02:16.000 You think that would annoy me.
02:02:18.000 Okay. But I'm going to get you back at your own game.
02:02:21.000 Alright. For the next hour, we are only talking about...
02:02:25.000 The quacking keyboard. The quacking keyboard.
02:02:27.000 So Tristan, on this emergency meeting, please tell everyone the story of where you procured this beautiful, unique keyboard.
02:02:35.000 Well, I saw one online, and I thought that's really cool.
02:02:38.000 I should get one and take it on the emergency meeting.
02:02:41.000 So I bought one and it's here on the emergency meeting.
02:02:44.000 But I can't help but feel it like I got a little bit scammed.
02:02:48.000 So what they do is, for the price of, I think it cost me $400 with all the shipping to get it here, because it was almost impossible to get hold of.
02:02:55.000 What they do is they give you a keyboard, okay, with a bunch of ducks on it, and then you download a program which changes the key sounds to ducks even on your normal keyboard.
02:03:05.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:03:07.000 So the keyboard doesn't do anything.
02:03:10.000 So your normal keyboard now makes duck sounds.
02:03:14.000 Yes, on my actual Mac.
02:03:17.000 So, they make you install a piece of software.
02:03:22.000 Duckware! The ducks on the keyboard don't have anything to do with the quacking when you push them.
02:03:28.000 So you've installed some super virus that's gonna steal your crypto on your computer.
02:03:34.000 Worth it! So that there's a duck sound every time you use any keyboard.
02:03:40.000 Yeah, any keyboard. Including the one that's ducks.
02:03:41.000 Including the one that's ducks, yes.
02:03:43.000 Absolutely. I'm gonna lose millions of dollars of crypto.
02:03:47.000 100%. I think I've looked from like Taiwan or something.
02:03:51.000 This can't be good.
02:03:54.000 Well, it is good.
02:03:55.000 One in the chat, if you like my keyboard.
02:03:59.000 And obviously if you were me typing ones, it would make this sound.
02:04:05.000 Alright, everybody, quickly, onto something serious.
02:04:08.000 Download the Rumble application on your phones, download it, and subscribe to this channel, because we're going to start sending out notifications when emergency meetings happen.
02:04:15.000 Because right now, we announce the emergency meetings on Twitter, we give you guys three or four hours, whatever.
02:04:19.000 But when the summer comes, and we're in supercars, and we're traveling around the world, and we finally ever get free of this Matrix attack, or we're on private jets, etc., we're just going to randomly do emergency meetings with no two-hour countdown, no announcement, no warning.
02:04:31.000 It's just going to go random. So you need to have the Rumble application on your phone so that it'll go beep, beep, beep, emergency meeting at any random point.
02:04:38.000 Three in the morning, three in the afternoon.
02:04:40.000 Who knows? Who knows where we'll be?
02:04:42.000 Could be on the moon. Could be in Switzerland.
02:04:45.000 Tristan could have a new keyboard.
02:04:46.000 You're going to miss out if you don't download the Rumble application and subscribe to this channel on the app.
02:04:52.000 So to give you time to do that, we're going to play Mr.
02:04:55.000 Producer again. Download the Rumble app on your phone right now and subscribe to this channel quickly.
02:05:04.000 This is so ridiculous. 0.87
02:05:06.000 Tristan. I notice when you press buttons on your keyboard, there's no quack. That is true, there's no quack when I use my keyboard, correct? 0.97
02:05:43.000 Why? Because I haven't installed that bullshit software on my computer. 0.99
02:05:48.000 Listen, I'm gonna install the quacking malware everywhere. 0.99
02:05:52.000 Every device you- You just admitted it's malware!
02:05:54.000 It's definitely malware. It's definitely malware.
02:05:57.000 Well, who am I gonna call if all my crypto goes missing? 0.99
02:05:59.000 The fucking Duck Quack Company. 1.00
02:06:02.000 This piece of shit is made in China. Do you know who'd take all your crypto with that app? 1.00
02:06:05.000 Scrooge McDuck. That's ducking crazy. 0.99
02:06:15.000 You're quackers. Ha ha ha! 1.00
02:06:18.000 That was good. Go on.
02:06:22.000 Emergency meeting. Go. Emergency meeting, ladies and gentlemen.
02:06:24.000 Andrew has very important things to say.
02:06:26.000 So on this work to me world is on my turn skateboard Wait
02:06:31.000 Right Wait!
02:06:55.000 Wait!
02:07:03.000 Wait! 0.99
02:07:07.000 Anyway, so in the theme of the duck keyboard, I think we should talk about shit animals. 0.99
02:07:14.000 I had a girlfriend once, long time ago, and her nickname was duck. 0.99
02:07:21.000 And she said, why am I a duck of all the animals?
02:07:23.000 And I said, because you quack and quack. 1.00
02:07:26.000 No one gives a shit. 1.00
02:07:27.000 You have no weapons. 0.98
02:07:29.000 No. You can't bite.
02:07:31.000 You have no claws.
02:07:32.000 You're just there complaining.
02:07:35.000 Stop cheating on me.
02:07:36.000 Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. 0.99
02:07:38.000 And truthfully, every single animal you can name could kill you. 0.87
02:07:42.000 A house cat could kill you. 0.92
02:07:43.000 A mouse could probably bite you to death. 0.98
02:07:45.000 You're small. Quack, quack, cheating. 1.00
02:07:48.000 Quack, quack. You have no...
02:07:50.000 How does a duck attack you?
02:07:53.000 You know, I don't know why I know this.
02:07:56.000 The standard mallard duck, the duck that you see in ponds and lakes, is the most sexually aggressive species known on the planet, on the face of the earth, during mating season.
02:08:06.000 It's the only species on the planet besides humans in which homosexual necrophilia has been witnessed by people studying them. 0.99
02:08:14.000 Because they'll fuck dead bodies of even male ducks because they get so horny. 1.00
02:08:17.000 And that's your keyboard. Look this up, ladies and gentlemen. 1.00
02:08:20.000 I'm not making this up. You're accused of sex crimes.
02:08:26.000 You know who will kill all your ducks? G! G! Get up! 1.00
02:08:31.000 G! There's a duck! G! There's a duck! 0.99
02:08:33.000 Quickly! G! There's a duck! 1.00
02:08:36.000 Get the duck! G! Get the duck! 1.00
02:08:41.000 G! Get the duck! G hates cigarette smoke.
02:08:44.000 G doesn't care. G's asleep.
02:08:47.000 G thinks you're a loser. 0.99
02:08:49.000 Does G have a duck keyboard? 1.00
02:08:51.000 Do you? Does anybody?
02:08:54.000 No. So I had a girlfriend called Doc.
02:08:55.000 That reminded me of that. But the shittest animal of all the animals on the planet happens to be one of the most revered.
02:09:03.000 Isn't it unfair how the Matrix works, where sometimes the shittest things are the most loved, and it doesn't make sense?
02:09:09.000 I've never understood it. You know what?
02:09:11.000 I want everyone at home to understand something.
02:09:13.000 I know right now I'm the most famous man, the most loved man on the planet, and everyone goes, Top G, and I'm the most famous guy, and everyone comes out to me and respects me, etc.
02:09:20.000 But for a long period of my life, people were just saying, you're crazy and you're wrong, Andrew.
02:09:25.000 And I was sitting there going, but I'm not wrong.
02:09:27.000 I'm right. Everyone else is wrong.
02:09:29.000 And I had to sit and stick to my convictions. 0.99
02:09:32.000 You know, like only five or six years ago when YouTube was full of these YouTubers and they're all fucking dorks. 0.97
02:09:38.000 Some dude's putting on makeup and he's got billion followers. 0.99
02:09:42.000 And it's like, who the fuck are these people? 0.99
02:09:43.000 I remember looking, but even before me and you were public figures and just saying, who are these people? 0.99
02:09:48.000 Who is watching this dude?
02:09:51.000 Put on mascara.
02:09:53.000 Why does he have 10 million subscribers? 1.00
02:09:55.000 Who is watching this crap? 0.99
02:09:58.000 And now I think the world's woken up and understands that these people are nerds. 1.00
02:10:05.000 But at the time, I was just like, what the fuck is going on? 0.98
02:10:09.000 Anyway, so we're going to fix the world now with everybody's love of this animal, which upsets me. 0.99
02:10:16.000 The world's shittest animal I have decided, conclusively, and I'm never wrong, are pandas. 1.00
02:10:23.000 And I'm tired of people liking pandas, because they're cute, because pandas are dumb as fuck. 1.00
02:10:32.000 How do pandas survive in the wild? 1.00
02:10:35.000 Newsflash, they don't.
02:10:37.000 Yeah, good point. They don't survive.
02:10:38.000 We have to force them to have sex. 1.00
02:10:41.000 And even then, it's hard. 0.99
02:10:43.000 Like your cousin. Otherwise, they're just gonna sit around and die. 0.91
02:10:49.000 Let's look at your mates. 1.00
02:10:50.000 I had an ex-girlfriend once, whose nickname was Panda.
02:10:53.000 Did you? Yeah. Weren't you dating her at the same time as Dating Duck?
02:10:56.000 I think. She had a little hat that looked like a panda. 0.99
02:10:59.000 And she had a panda hat and I nicknamed her Panda.
02:11:01.000 And she was quite attractive because I was about 24 and she was like 22. 0.99
02:11:05.000 But now she's probably 32 and ugly. 1.00
02:11:08.000 Whoa! And if you're watching, I'm sure you've gone downhill. 0.72
02:11:12.000 But it's okay. It's okay.
02:11:15.000 I had your good years. Thank you.
02:11:19.000 Let's look at some pandas, your mates.
02:11:21.000 These are Tristan's mates, everybody.
02:11:23.000 Tristan, can you tell us about your mates in real time? 1.00
02:11:25.000 Here's why pandas are the stupidest animals. 1.00
02:11:28.000 First off, pandas are famously clumsy. 1.00
02:11:30.000 They often tumble out of trees, and although it looks comical, these falls can sometimes be dangerous, even fatal.
02:11:36.000 It's like they forget they're up in a tree.
02:11:38.000 Then there's their bizarre diet.
02:11:40.000 Despite having the digestive system of a carnivore, pandas eat almost exclusively bamboo,
02:11:45.000 which doesn't provide much energy.
02:11:47.000 They have to consume up to 40 pounds of it every day just to stay alive.
02:11:51.000 That's like a human deciding to live solely on lettuce.
02:11:54.000 But perhaps the most puzzling is their approach to reproduction.
02:11:57.000 Pandas are notorious for their low libido, which is a major headache for conservation efforts.
02:12:02.000 They often show little interest in mating, and when they do, they don't always know how.
02:12:06.000 Plus, female pandas are only fertile for about two days a year.
02:12:10.000 And let's not forget, mother pandas sometimes neglect or even harm their cubs unintentionally due to their sheer clumsiness or inability to handle more than one cub at a time.
02:12:20.000 Why do we try to keep those things alive?
02:12:22.000 So they eat the wrong thing. 1.00
02:12:25.000 They barely fuck. 1.00
02:12:27.000 Even if we keep them in perfect conditions in conservation, we struggle to make them reproduce. 1.00
02:12:34.000 They fall over.
02:12:36.000 They hurt themselves. They hurt their children.
02:12:38.000 They're the world's shittest animal. 1.00
02:12:40.000 And everybody's obsessed with them.
02:12:42.000 Yay, pandas! They're literally absolute fuck-ups. 1.00
02:12:46.000 I'd eat a panda. At what point, I'm wondering, will human history get to such, or human civilization get to such a dire status that we no longer have the energy to worry about the pandas? 0.99
02:13:00.000 When humanity is so messed up and people can't survive and there's war and all these terrible things are happening, there has to be a point in the future where people go, look, we just don't have time for these fuckers anymore. 0.99
02:13:11.000 And they all just, what, just die? 1.00
02:13:13.000 I have an idea. Panda-themed keyboard.
02:13:21.000 Revolutionary business idea.
02:13:25.000 Go to topg.com tomorrow, and I'm going to get a panda-themed keyboard, and we're going to sell it.
02:13:31.000 Okay, is that going to make you happy? 0.99
02:13:32.000 Speaking of which, theyloveclyde says, fireblood tastes like shit. 0.99
02:13:36.000 Thank you, I love it. Fireblood is disgusting. 0.99
02:13:40.000 Fireblood is disgusting. But anyway, pandas are the world's worst animal, and I don't understand why they are so revered when all they do is monumentally fail. 0.85
02:13:50.000 Tristan, tell us. I want you to explain this to me.
02:13:52.000 Why people like pandas, because I don't get it.
02:13:54.000 Thank you, Tates, for everything that you do.
02:13:56.000 You guys have changed my whole life.
02:13:57.000 Does the G stand for duck?
02:14:00.000 Yes. Yes, it does.
02:14:06.000 I can actually use...
02:14:08.000 It's not malware, I promise.
02:14:10.000 I can move the duck keyboard away and just use my laptop as normal and have the power of duck quack.
02:14:17.000 Can you tell us about your mate, the panda, please?
02:14:20.000 Yeah, so panda-themed keyboard. 0.91
02:14:22.000 Every time you push a button, someone doesn't have sex. 0.97
02:14:25.000 Probably you. Because you have a panda keyboard. 0.99
02:14:28.000 Duck keyboard's fucked. 1.00
02:14:30.000 What rhymes with duck? 1.00
02:14:32.000 Fuck. Why is the panda doing this? 1.00
02:14:37.000 How is that a predator? Yeah, I think kill all the pandas. 0.99
02:14:43.000 Can we start a campaign? 1.00
02:14:46.000 Well, that would get us loved around the world. 1.00
02:14:48.000 Kill all pandas. 0.99
02:14:49.000 Let's get that hashtag trendy on X. So pandas are useless losers. 1.00
02:14:55.000 Can we all agree on that? I'm tweeting kill all pandas right now. 1.00
02:14:57.000 No you're not. Don't do Tristan. 1.00
02:14:59.000 Why? Because somehow we're going to end up in front of the fucking worldwide wildlife funds court criminal justice system. 0.98
02:15:11.000 Uh oh I've already done it. I killed the pandas. 0.99
02:15:17.000 Whoops. And it quacked as I typed it. 0.97
02:15:22.000 Pandas only survive down to charity, right, G? The charity of people who have nothing else good to do.
02:15:29.000 It's basically because they're cute.
02:15:31.000 You know what pandas are? Pandas are like those hot chicks, which are completely inept. 1.00
02:15:35.000 But because they're hot... 1.00
02:15:36.000 Oh, you mean all of them? Whoa, this sounds misogynistic, Tristan.
02:15:40.000 Please elaborate without being a misogynist.
02:15:45.000 Hot women... 1.00
02:15:46.000 I was talking to a hot girl the other day.
02:15:48.000 I was. And she was talking about her degree and how much she likes her degree.
02:15:52.000 And I said, you do realize that no one cares about your degree?
02:15:54.000 And she said, what do you mean? I said, well, you'd still be sitting here at this table if you didn't have a degree.
02:16:00.000 And she said, oh, really?
02:16:01.000 And I said, what's your degree in?
02:16:03.000 And she said, IT and business.
02:16:05.000 And I said, I run an IT business, literally, and don't have a degree.
02:16:10.000 And your job is basically knowing me.
02:16:16.000 That's it. So yeah, Hulk women are basically useless. 1.00
02:16:21.000 And there's people who go out of their way to keep these creatures alive purely because of how they look. 0.98
02:16:26.000 Yes. Because I'm sure if any other animal which was less cute was this inept, we would have just let it die long ago.
02:16:33.000 Yeah, if it was like a fucking roach or something that didn't want to fuck. 1.00
02:16:37.000 No one gets the roaches fucking, do they? 1.00
02:16:39.000 No one's trying to have a roach orgy. 1.00
02:16:42.000 Okay, hashtag kill the pandas. 0.99
02:16:45.000 Let's see what results I got. 0.93
02:16:46.000 Why? Why? Okay, one sec, one sec.
02:16:49.000 This guy might be onto something on X. Pandas aren't real.
02:16:54.000 The rabbit hole goes deeper.
02:16:56.000 Have you ever seen a panda in real life?
02:16:59.000 I think I actually have.
02:17:01.000 Hmm, I haven't. I think you're lying.
02:17:03.000 I think you made it up. It's a hologram.
02:17:04.000 Have you ever touched it? No, I've never touched a panda.
02:17:07.000 So they're not real animals. So maybe this is part of the Matrix PSYOP to try and convince you that if you do nothing with your life and you're inept and you're lazy and you're stupid and you're clumsy that someone's going to come along and take care of you and you can end up living in the conservation pods eating the food they give you living inside of their Matrix prison and you don't have to try your very best to be a competitive individual like I always teach. 0.94
02:17:27.000 Maybe pandas are part of the Matrix propaganda trying to convince everyone at home to be lazy and stupid and clumsy and slow. 1.00
02:17:33.000 Maybe they don't even exist. 1.00
02:17:37.000 Name one panda you're friends with.
02:17:40.000 I can't. I was going to do a comparison between pandas and the average man, but truthfully, I don't think the average animal is as bad as a panda.
02:17:52.000 I think pandas are the worst of the worst.
02:17:54.000 Of all the animals, you hate pandas the most? 0.94
02:17:56.000 I just don't like their ineptitude.
02:17:58.000 I don't like ineptitude around me.
02:17:59.000 I don't like seeing people fail around me. 0.96
02:18:02.000 I mean, are you black or you're white?
02:18:03.000 Make up your mind. Me?
02:18:05.000 Depends on the day. Pandas.
02:18:08.000 Ah, pandas, yeah. They should really just make up their mind.
02:18:12.000 They should make up their mind. I saw, like, there's...
02:18:16.000 I have to be so careful.
02:18:18.000 I'm going to end up in jail. Top 2 saved my life.
02:18:20.000 I'm now financially free from Bishop.
02:18:23.000 I saw some ineptitude the other day.
02:18:25.000 I was driving in my car and there was a beautiful woman next to me and we stopped.
02:18:28.000 And I said, get out. She goes, and I was sitting in the car waiting for her to get out.
02:18:32.000 I have this thing I don't like doing.
02:18:34.000 I don't like getting out the car and then waiting for the woman to get out because then I stand around outside my car and I'm like vulnerable to attack.
02:18:40.000 So I'm like, get out. And then when you're out, I'll get out because otherwise I have to stand around and wait for six fucking minutes for you to undo a seatbelt and pick up a handbag. 0.84
02:18:48.000 Yeah. Most men probably don't notice this because they're inept and slow themselves. 1.00
02:18:52.000 Pull up in your car and say, let's get out. 0.99
02:18:54.000 And you're out. Boom. And then you look back like 30 seconds later and she's like, getting her bag, undoing her belt, looking for her lip gloss.
02:19:01.000 Bro, get out the car!
02:19:04.000 Andrew, you sound like a misogynist.
02:19:08.000 Anyway, so I was going to compare the average man to a panda because I was going to talk about how pandas rely on the matrix to survive.
02:19:14.000 And pandas need people to go out of their way to keep them alive and to allow them to reproduce and to feed them.
02:19:19.000 Because if they're ever left to their own devices, they do nothing but monumentally fail against the other animals which are out there.
02:19:24.000 The other bears...
02:19:25.000 Brown bears aren't...
02:19:26.000 Grizzly bears aren't useless. 0.98
02:19:29.000 Only pandas are useless.
02:19:30.000 There's other bears out there which manage to survive just fine.
02:19:33.000 Don't grizzly bears catch fish?
02:19:35.000 Fish are quick. Polar bears are one of the only animals in the world that see humans as a food source and actively try to eat people.
02:19:43.000 There you go. Panda doesn't do that.
02:19:45.000 Panda's lame. Panda eats what?
02:19:46.000 Trees. Sticks. Sticks.
02:19:48.000 Fucking hell. The emergency meeting can't be duck, keyboard, and pandas. 1.00
02:19:53.000 People tune in to get the real hard-hitting facts about the world.
02:19:58.000 They want to hear the truth.
02:19:59.000 They want to be awoken. Okay, well here's the truth.
02:20:02.000 The truth is as follows.
02:20:04.000 Quack, quack.
02:20:06.000 Hmph.
02:20:08.000 Heh heh heh heh.
02:20:10.000 I'm only talking about the duck keyboard.
02:20:12.000 ...
02:20:14.000 ...
02:20:15.000 Someone said, Hi Tristan, are you aware that the duck keyboard was posted as an example in the e-commerce campus, so you probably bought it from a real world member?
02:20:27.000 It's all gone full circle, right?
02:20:30.000 You've worked me out.
02:20:31.000 The whole idea behind starting the real world all those years ago was so I could eventually get my hands on my duck keyboard.
02:20:39.000 I can't be the reason. I trained people up and hired a professor in e-commerce to teach people the skills to make money online by running e-commerce stores.
02:20:48.000 And I did that all planned, planned out in advance so that somebody would start selling duck keyboards and I could get one.
02:20:56.000 You know what's interesting about the real world?
02:20:57.000 Tell me. The real world is the only school that exists where when you join, you're forced to start a business and you only proceed in the school and get good grades if you make money.
02:21:08.000 Imagine going to a business school and you get to start a business on the first day and then to pass your lessons and pass your tests to progress with the class, your business has to make money.
02:21:18.000 So by the time you finish the school, you have a fully functioning, fully fledged business online, which is generating you income in real time.
02:21:26.000 Isn't that amazing that no other business school actually lets you start a business?
02:21:30.000 Only our school says, okay, day one, let's start a business, let's start making money.
02:21:34.000 It's like going to a boxing gym and, you know, learning how to punch and getting good at boxing, or you can't progress.
02:21:40.000 Seems crazy that we're the only school that does it, but it seems that we are.
02:21:43.000 Right, we're going to go on, and I'm going to talk about how, because although we're talking about duck keyboards and pandas and garbage, today's emergency meeting is actually about...
02:21:50.000 I'm unplugging the duck keyboard. We're done.
02:21:52.000 How the bar of what the average man's life...
02:21:56.000 It's going to be reduced, reduced, reduced in real time.
02:21:58.000 So if you stay the average person, how bad life is going to become and how dystopian your future is.
02:22:03.000 And to do that, first thing we're going to do is we're going to cut the Twitter feed and you can find us exclusively on Rumble at Tate Speech.
02:22:10.000 And we're going to wait for everybody by playing some Michael Jackson.
02:22:15.000 Rumble.com slash Tate Speech if you're watching on Twitter.
02:22:21.000 They don't really care about us, Tristan.
02:22:23.000 Hate me, hate me, you can never break me.
02:22:25.000 Will me, spill me, you can never kill me. 0.96
02:22:27.000 Juvie, soovie, everybody do me. 0.99
02:22:29.000 Kick me, kite me, don't jump like a kite. 0.88
02:22:31.000 All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us. 0.97
02:22:41.000 I show me money to cover my life.
02:22:43.000 I have a family, children who love me.
02:22:45.000 I got the freedom of police brutality.
02:22:47.000 I'm not a man to be judged.
02:23:41.000 you The government don't wanna see.
02:24:02.000 But if all the bell was a-diddin' He wouldn't let this be, no, no 0.63
02:24:08.000 Skinhead, deadhead, everybody gone mad Sit through a distracting lecture, everybody did a game 0.97
02:24:12.000 So beat the fat, you can never track Hit me, kick me, you can never get me 0.99
02:24:17.000 All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us
02:24:44.000 Some things in life they just don't wanna see But if all the news was a-diddin'
02:24:52.000 He wouldn't let this be, no, no Skinhead, deadhead, everybody gone mad
02:24:57.000 Sit through a distracting lecture, everybody did a game So beat the fat, you can never track 0.96
02:25:02.000 Hit me, kick me, you can never get me All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us
02:25:07.000 All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us 0.87
02:25:25.000 All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us I'm dead to the line, you to the feeling 0.99
02:25:35.000 They don't really care about us Don't use the night to fuck with the feeling 0.98
02:25:38.000 All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us 0.99
02:25:43.000 All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us Woo-hoo!
02:25:50.000 Okay, so we're done with the ducks, and we're done with pandas.
02:25:53.000 Okay, so we're done with the ducks and we're done with pandas Well, the pandas were an interesting point for me to mention because the point I was trying to make is that the amount of energy that comes or the amount of energy that is required to keep pandas alive is unsustainable.
02:26:07.000 You need to have people who truly care about these people or these creatures, pandas themselves, reproducing.
02:26:15.000 So the amount of energy required to keep pandas in the food web is Is an unsustainable level because you need to have people who wake up every day and think, I'm going to dedicate my time and energy to try and make a panda do the basic things it should do.
02:26:33.000 I'm going to teach it how to eat.
02:26:34.000 I'm going to try and convince it to have sex. 1.00
02:26:36.000 I'm going to try and convince it to not hurt itself, not be clumsy, not be stupid. 1.00
02:26:39.000 People are going out of their way, dedicating their lives to try and keep pandas alive. 0.94
02:26:45.000 Now, most of you at home don't realize that you're much closer to a panda than an independent entity.
02:26:51.000 You have some animals which nobody tries to help them.
02:26:55.000 Nobody wakes up and goes, we want to keep those animals alive.
02:26:57.000 They are self-propelling.
02:27:00.000 They understand that if they don't do what is necessary, they will fail.
02:27:03.000 And they don't have anyone to rely on, nothing to fall back on.
02:27:07.000 It's just themselves.
02:27:08.000 And then you have pandas who sit around, falling over, waiting for somebody to clean up after them.
02:27:14.000 And you have to ask yourself an honest question.
02:27:17.000 Do you need somebody to motivate you before you train?
02:27:19.000 Does your girlfriend have to convince you to put the video games down for you to put them down? 1.00
02:27:23.000 Do you need to hear or do you need to be given something from outside, from the external, for you to end up doing any of the things which are required for the basic premise of survival?
02:27:33.000 And a lot of people will say, well, you know, it doesn't matter if I don't have that much help or it doesn't matter if I don't try that hard because I want to be the average man.
02:27:40.000 And I was having this conversation yesterday, which is what inspired this emergency meeting, and I was talking about the fact that Average is simply failing so similarly to the people around you that you don't realize you failed at all.
02:27:53.000 Everyone else around you is failing the same way, so you don't see it as failure.
02:27:56.000 You see it as average. But if the bar of the average person's life is being constantly reduced, It doesn't matter if you're an average person because you've moved into loserdom.
02:28:07.000 In the 1950s, the average man had a good house.
02:28:10.000 He had a wife who loved him. He had children.
02:28:11.000 He had a nice car on the drive.
02:28:13.000 He was the king of his castle.
02:28:14.000 Nowadays, the average man can't pay his bills.
02:28:17.000 Divorced wife. His kids don't listen to him. 0.98
02:28:20.000 He's not respected.
02:28:22.000 He's in debt. Now, he's still average.
02:28:25.000 But you can't compare him to the man from the 1950s who was average.
02:28:29.000 The social standing for average is being pushed further and further down.
02:28:33.000 The average man's life is going to get worse and worse and worse.
02:28:36.000 So claiming that your average is no longer enough.
02:28:39.000 In fact...
02:28:40.000 For you to have a life like the average man had in the 1950s, a nice big house, multiple cars on the drive, a woman who adores you, who will birth your children, who obeys you, who stays at home and cooks and cleans, children who love you and would obey you and fear you when you raise your voice, who adopt your creeds and your worldviews, for you to have the average man's life today, you're now an exceptional man.
02:29:03.000 Yeah, you need 150k a year to get that.
02:29:06.000 150k. Minimum.
02:29:08.000 Minimum. So, the average man's life is actually an exceptional man's life depending on the time you look at it and depends on the time frame because they're pushing down the average man's life further and further.
02:29:19.000 You're not allowed to be an average man anymore. 1.00
02:29:21.000 You're not allowed to be a panda and sit around waiting for the government or your girlfriend or your mom or your friends or anybody else to take care of you and convince you to not be an idiot. 1.00
02:29:31.000 Because let me tell you something. Pandas actually have people waking up thinking, I need to save these lazy, inept, useless creatures. 1.00
02:29:38.000 You don't have that luxury. 1.00
02:29:40.000 No one cares about you.
02:29:41.000 You're not cute. There's no activists.
02:29:45.000 Save... Steven.
02:29:47.000 Steven! We need to give up our life to help Steven because Steven's a brokie with no Ferrari.
02:29:54.000 Yay, Steven. Nobody cares about Steven.
02:29:57.000 You're not as cute as the pandas. 0.83
02:29:59.000 You need to be a grizzly bear. 0.99
02:30:02.000 Now, grizzly bears are very different than pandas because grizzly bears don't take shit from nobody. 0.99
02:30:09.000 Look at this. This is why you should never try to outrun a bear. 0.98
02:30:18.000 Yeah guys, the video you just watched is a perfect example of why people always tell you to never try to outrun a bear.
02:30:24.000 So for context, I came across this video on my For You page and this guy saw a bear up on the mountain so he started to film it.
02:30:31.000 And that's when the bear started sprinting down the side of the mountain.
02:30:35.000 And this guy captured a perfect clip of just why you should never try to run from bears.
02:30:39.000 As you can see in the video, this bear was absolutely getting with it and they are super fast.
02:30:45.000 And if you couldn't tell, the bear in this video is a brown bear.
02:30:48.000 And it's honestly crazy just how fast these things are, considering they can weigh up to 1,300 pounds.
02:30:54.000 But if you guys didn't already know, brown bears can run up to 35 miles per hour.
02:30:59.000 And just for comparison, the average human male can run 8 miles per hour.
02:31:04.000 So yeah guys, if you ever come across a brown bear, definitely do not try to outrun it.
02:31:09.000 As you just see in this video, it's definitely not- So are you a grizzly bear or are you a panda?
02:31:12.000 No one had to convince that grizzly bear to charge at whatever he was charging at. 0.97
02:31:16.000 The grizzly bear smells food far away, gets up off its ass and decides to go get it. 0.94
02:31:22.000 Children roasting marshmallows in the forest. 0.97
02:31:24.000 Oh, some little children have gone on a camping trip and want to roast marshmallows in the forest. 1.00
02:31:29.000 Let's murder them. It's only four miles away. 0.99
02:31:32.000 Let me just run over there and see if there's any marshmallows and toddlers to eat. 0.99
02:31:38.000 That is an animal.
02:31:39.000 That is a hero. Tristan, do you know how many times I've...
02:31:42.000 This is an actual, honest, serious question.
02:31:44.000 How many times have I sat to you and said, I know a guy who's getting rich this way.
02:31:48.000 We need to find a way to get rich that way.
02:31:50.000 Yes. I smelt marshmallows far in the distance, but I saw some dude with something I wanted back when I was broke, and I was like, we have to do that!
02:32:00.000 And we charged through the forest, and by the time we got to the campfire, the little children were back on their school bus.
02:32:06.000 This time. But one of those days.
02:32:09.000 One of the days, we managed to finally get some marshmallows.
02:32:13.000 A panda would smell it far away and it would lay there and go, Dude, someone bring me marshmallows.
02:32:19.000 I'm cute! That's you with your fucking Uber Eats. 1.00
02:32:23.000 Duh! Duh! 1.00
02:32:25.000 No! Because what's gonna happen when I talked about the conservationists?
02:32:31.000 One day waking up with bigger problems and trying to keep these dumb animals alive. 0.99
02:32:35.000 It's exactly the same for you. 0.98
02:32:37.000 I believe the world is going to soon enter a period of chaos.
02:32:41.000 And when it enters a period of chaos, other people are going to be too busy to survive themselves to then start worrying about you, motivating you, convincing you, educating you.
02:32:51.000 All of that's out the window.
02:32:53.000 They're going to leave you to starve to death.
02:32:56.000 So you need to adopt more grizzly bear principles and less sit-around-lazy-someone-will-take-care-of-me panda principles. 0.82
02:33:03.000 And that's why I think pandas are a psy-op set by the Matrix if they exist at all.
02:33:11.000 There could be Chinese men in suits who did 9-11.
02:33:15.000 What's that? So the Chinese have used TikTok to fry everyone's attention span in the West, yeah? 1.00
02:33:20.000 Yeah. The Chinese are actively... 1.00
02:33:25.000 Masterminding the downfall of the West, yes?
02:33:27.000 Where do pandas come from?
02:33:30.000 Where are pandas native to?
02:33:32.000 That's a good point. I think it's a Chinese man in a suit.
02:33:35.000 There's no such thing as pandas.
02:33:37.000 There never has been. Okay.
02:33:39.000 If you think you've seen a panda, that was Ching Chong in a bear suit. 1.00
02:33:45.000 And his goal was to teach you that it's okay to be lazy and stupid. 1.00
02:33:48.000 Yes, exactly. It's a Chinese psyop. 1.00
02:33:51.000 Pandas are a Chinese conspiracy, like global warming. 0.95
02:33:54.000 That's a man.
02:34:08.000 Look, where's the money?
02:34:10.000 Give me the money!
02:34:12.000 How dare somebody get out of that bus and say something to me?
02:34:14.000 You're gonna fall over on some Z.
02:34:16.000 You need to be more like that guy.
02:34:18.000 You need to be more like that guy.
02:34:19.000 When's the last time you walked down the street like that guy?
02:34:22.000 Every day. You people at home are sitting around fucking kerfuffling. 0.99
02:34:27.000 Kerfuffling. Playing with your little panda winky. 1.00
02:34:29.000 Oops, my winky. 0.52
02:34:32.000 Oops, my winky. Because I want to have a thought experiment because we're sitting here with our friends.
02:34:38.000 And that's why we're doing this stream.
02:34:39.000 Because we said, let's just go sit with our friends.
02:34:42.000 How is the average person's life going to improve across the next 10 to 15 years?
02:34:46.000 It's not. It's going to get shit. Inflation's eating everyone's ass. 0.99
02:34:50.000 Here's an email I wrote today. 0.99
02:34:52.000 Life is absolutely fair and losers don't get trophies. 0.91
02:34:56.000 The weak lions do not get to have children and the sick antelopes die first. 0.94
02:35:01.000 Nothing has changed. If you're weak, your legacy dies. 0.99
02:35:04.000 Death just comes in many different forms.
02:35:07.000 You think being Being average is fine because you think that means kids, wife, job, and your legacy continues.
02:35:13.000 But average means average.
02:35:16.000 And you don't get to define the definition of average, your government does.
02:35:19.000 The average today is a divorced wife paying child support with one or two kids who have been programmed by the school and the ex-wife to hate you.
02:35:27.000 This is exactly where you're going to end up if you want to stay the average person.
02:35:32.000 Average men are cut slaves that will be useless tomorrow because they'll be replaced by AI. And you're living in the most disruptive times in human history, hard times, when even capable lions die.
02:35:46.000 You're going to watch helplessly while your wife feeds your 11-year-old son hormone pills and the state forces you to watch it as inclusivity training.
02:35:55.000 You're going to ask God why this has happened.
02:35:57.000 He's going to respond to you with very simple wisdom.
02:36:00.000 An average life led to an average outcome.
02:36:03.000 And the average man's outcome for the future is dire.
02:36:07.000 Life is perfectly fair as it's always been.
02:36:09.000 You don't want the average man's life now and you certainly don't want it in 30 years from now. 1.00
02:36:14.000 You want it in the top point, not, not, not, 1%.
02:36:17.000 And you must act accordingly.
02:36:19.000 It's funny you said about inflation because that was very interesting.
02:36:22.000 Let me talk to you some rich people stuff.
02:36:25.000 Everyone's saying about inflation and people are going, oh, the price of bread has doubled.
02:36:30.000 It cost me $2 for bread and eggs.
02:36:35.000 Eggs are up 30 cents.
02:36:37.000 Cool. That's brokey shit. 1.00
02:36:40.000 I'm going to talk about rich man's inflation. 1.00
02:36:42.000 We have four McLaren 765s.
02:36:45.000 When I bought my first one, fully spec'd out, it was around 390,000 euro.
02:36:51.000 When I bought my last one, it was 650,000 euro.
02:36:55.000 In two years, the price of supercars has doubled!
02:36:59.000 Yeah, remember supercars, quarter of a million was a supercar.
02:37:02.000 Yeah, 200 grand, 250 was a supercar.
02:37:03.000 You can't get anything, not new, not good condition, not brand new.
02:37:07.000 You can't get anything for 250 now.
02:37:08.000 400, 500 minimum?
02:37:10.000 So you're worried about the price of bread, but you don't even want bread.
02:37:14.000 You need bread. The things you actually want, the supercars, the yachts, the luxury penthouses, they are increasing faster than food.
02:37:22.000 They're massively outpacing inflation.
02:37:24.000 So you're getting further and further away from your dream life each day.
02:37:29.000 I have individual properties.
02:37:31.000 Listen to me very carefully. Individual buildings that have gone up Buy more in the last two years than you will ever earn in your entire life.
02:37:43.000 Think about that. I have individual buildings, I'll say it again, that have increased in price more in the past two years than you will earn in your entire life if you don't change things.
02:37:56.000 So how do you expect to ever be sitting at a table with me?
02:38:00.000 So if you were 10 grand a month 10 years ago, and you knew that a quarter of a million dollar car was probably hard to achieve, Nowadays, if you earn 10 grand a month or even 15 grand a month, that quarter million pound car, that quarter million dollar car has doubled in price and you're still stuck dreaming of one day owning one.
02:38:19.000 Your dream life is outpacing you.
02:38:23.000 And they talk about the basic inflation.
02:38:24.000 Not only do you have less disposable income because you're busy buying food and paying bills, you have less than ever before, but the life you actually want is getting more expensive Exponentially.
02:38:35.000 At a rate which is making it impossible for you to ever catch up and achieve it.
02:38:38.000 The rich are getting richer, the poor are getting poorer.
02:38:40.000 And the gap is getting wider and wider and wider.
02:38:43.000 And if you don't get up here with us, you're going to end up being the average person.
02:38:47.000 And the average person's life is about to be decimated because you no longer get any of the intangibles, any of the basic things that made you happy as a man which didn't cost money.
02:38:57.000 Like a loving wife. 1.00
02:38:59.000 Like having authority in your home.
02:39:01.000 Like being respected for your opinion.
02:39:04.000 You don't get any of that anymore.
02:39:06.000 Only thing you have left is to become a high status enough male that a woman goes, I better listen to this man. 0.98
02:39:12.000 I love him because I can't replace him.
02:39:15.000 But if you're average, you're very replaceable.
02:39:16.000 The average person's life is being decimated.
02:39:19.000 You can no longer be average. 0.53
02:39:21.000 And what I want you to do is sit and analyze, are you a panda or are you a grizzly? 0.78
02:39:25.000 Last time you did anything significant or remarkable, if you've ever done it at all, did somebody else convince you to do it?
02:39:33.000 Did somebody have to come along and drag you out of bed?
02:39:35.000 Or did you just get up yourself and smell marshmallows four miles away and decide to charge at the campfire?
02:39:43.000 You have to make that decision. The average person's life is going to get destroyed.
02:39:46.000 And I would actually like to start somehow tracking.
02:39:49.000 I might do this on CobraTake.com.
02:39:51.000 We're going to put together a snapshot of the average man's life in 1950, 1960, 1970, 1980, 1990.
02:39:58.000 Average wages, average house price, average car price, purchasing power, average number of kids, average number of years a marriage lasted before divorce.
02:40:07.000 Average weight of the average woman.
02:40:09.000 Absolutely. Let's put it all together.
02:40:10.000 And let's measure it now.
02:40:12.000 And if we're still alive in 10 years from now, let's look at how bad the average person's life will become.
02:40:19.000 And I'm glad I'm not average.
02:40:20.000 I'm just talking from up above in the clouds, looking down on the ant farm, saying, guys!
02:40:24.000 In our ivory tower.
02:40:26.000 In our ivory tower, made of solid ivory. 1.00
02:40:30.000 Fuck the elephants. Guys, it's crap down there. 1.00
02:40:34.000 You have to get up here. 0.99
02:40:36.000 You can't be the average man anymore.
02:40:37.000 You have to accept that being called average is basically an insult.
02:40:41.000 Because the amount of energy required to make lazy people do things is simply too high and too large.
02:40:48.000 And as the world gets more and more perilous, energy is going to be a finite resource.
02:40:53.000 And it cannot be wasted.
02:40:55.000 Putting energy into losers is simply not cost effective.
02:41:01.000 We can look at this also with the media landscape.
02:41:03.000 Let's look at MSM. How much energy has gone into MSM? How much money?
02:41:09.000 How much corporate sponsorships?
02:41:11.000 How much government backing?
02:41:13.000 Government money? They broadcast it everywhere for free.
02:41:16.000 They basically mean you can't avoid it.
02:41:18.000 It's in every airport. It's on every news channel, etc.
02:41:20.000 They are trying to keep these lies alive.
02:41:24.000 They're panda bears because they're not capable and they don't tell the truth.
02:41:27.000 All they do is lie. And what's happened to MSM in recent times?
02:41:31.000 Died. It has fucking died. 1.00
02:41:33.000 I get more engagements on a post than the BBC. The BBC. The Batty Boy Club. 1.00
02:41:40.000 I get more. Look at this here.
02:41:44.000 Or is there a bear on the screen?
02:41:50.000 Fox News down 16%.
02:41:51.000 Washington Post 14%.
02:41:52.000 CNN 16%.
02:41:54.000 BBC can't see it because Tristan's in the way, so...
02:41:56.000 7.8%.
02:41:58.000 Why do you think that is?
02:42:02.000 Because instead of being capable, instead of going out there and saying, we're going to go out there and find the truth. 0.98
02:42:07.000 No, they're sitting around waiting to be force-fed garbage. 0.99
02:42:10.000 Like a panda. Yep. 1.00
02:42:12.000 And no matter how large or how interested people are in trying to keep you alive, because governments are very interested in keeping their propaganda mechanisms alive, you can't continue to propagate lies.
02:42:22.000 The amount of energy required is unlimited.
02:42:25.000 To keep a lie afloat requires unlimited energy.
02:42:28.000 You have to constantly be lying all the time because people's innate perceptions and their innate masculine capabilities and their innate...
02:42:37.000 Desires will always run true in the end unless you constantly and endlessly suppress.
02:42:45.000 So I believe we're entering a war in which efficiency will win.
02:42:51.000 Very much like boxing.
02:42:52.000 The fighter who is efficient doesn't get tired.
02:42:56.000 And it's going to become extremely inefficient for people to try and convince losers to act.
02:43:01.000 So I really want this to be a thought experiment for all of you at home. 0.97
02:43:04.000 Of all the times you've been a panda and waited for shit to happen for you, or needed someone to do something for you, and all the times you've been a grizzly and got up and actually did something yourself. 0.93
02:43:13.000 You know, I was talking on the Rob Moore podcast, shout out to Rob Moore, about the worst advice I've ever heard. 0.98
02:43:20.000 And the internet is full of it.
02:43:22.000 It's exactly what you're talking about.
02:43:24.000 The internet is filled with the worst advice I've ever heard.
02:43:26.000 And you hear it all the time.
02:43:28.000 When they say, some flowers take longer to bloom than other flowers.
02:43:32.000 It's all part of the plan.
02:43:34.000 Everything's fine. Don't panic.
02:43:36.000 Who reads that? 1.00
02:43:38.000 Whose life is shit and reads that and thinks, thank God, everything's fine. 1.00
02:43:43.000 Now's the time to fucking panic. 0.99
02:43:46.000 And one of the best places you can go to for advice, besides obviously the Emergency Meeting Podcast and Rumble and some of the other creators on here, is the Vice website. 0.98
02:43:56.000 A Vice? Yeah.
02:43:57.000 Yeah, how to, what, engage in sexual intercourse with fat transgender prostitutes and sniff cocaine? 1.00
02:44:03.000 What happens when you drink an entire bottle of weed lube? 1.00
02:44:07.000 I can't believe these guys went bust.
02:44:10.000 It's crazy to me.
02:44:12.000 I mean surely that's very useful in the world today.
02:44:14.000 Your mates. Who's reading that?
02:44:16.000 Me. You know who's reading that?
02:44:18.000 Me. Pandas.
02:44:21.000 No. Panda type people are the exact people who are going to sit and read Vice News as if it has anything interesting to say at all.
02:44:31.000 This is an old video but it's very funny.
02:44:34.000 So we're going to play it. I've seen it before.
02:44:38.000 Have you seen it? No.
02:44:42.000 Here you go, friend. Mr.
02:44:44.000 Producer. Yeah, pretty accurate. It's panda distractions trying to keep you in your little panda cage, hoping the bamboo keeps turning up. 0.65
02:45:21.000 Because what happens when you're a panda?
02:45:22.000 One day, when all the people have given up on you, you're going to go to your food hole expecting to see bamboo, and no bamboo will be in there. 1.00
02:45:31.000 Because everyone's given up on trying to keep your stupid lazy ass alive. 1.00
02:45:34.000 And then you're going to have to go and find your own bamboo. 1.00
02:45:37.000 And you're not going to know how.
02:45:39.000 A grizzly will know what to do if he doesn't find food on his doorstep because he never has.
02:45:43.000 His entire life he's had to go out there and get it himself.
02:45:45.000 But a panda, as soon as people stop taking care of them, they're all just going to die out.
02:45:50.000 And that's you. And that's you.
02:45:53.000 Here's some thought experiments.
02:45:54.000 Genuine thought experiments for the people at home.
02:45:58.000 Imagine you don't have your rent.
02:46:01.000 Forget wherever you've got it from, your job, your savings, whatever.
02:46:06.000 Rent's due in a week and you don't have it.
02:46:08.000 How can you make it?
02:46:10.000 Why don't you think about this and say, you know what?
02:46:12.000 I don't have my rent. For the next seven days, I don't have rent and I need to make $1,000 or I'm going to be homeless.
02:46:17.000 I'm going to get up at 6 a.m.
02:46:19.000 every day and I'm going to find a way to make that rent.
02:46:22.000 Because if you manage to pull that off, your entire attitude towards life and towards money will change forever.
02:46:27.000 Yeah, it's not even about the rent.
02:46:28.000 It's not about the rent. It's about the fact that you put yourself under pressure and had to perform and managed to pull it off, doing something you would never have normally done, being unconventional, thinking outside of the box.
02:46:39.000 That's an experiment which I would encourage all of you to undertake right now.
02:46:43.000 What's the worst that can happen? You fail.
02:46:45.000 You don't get any broker.
02:46:47.000 You're fine. But most of you still won't do that.
02:46:50.000 Most of you are pandas. A grizzly will say, yeah, alright.
02:46:54.000 I'm going to do that. I'm not going to pay my rent until I find a way to make brand new money.
02:46:59.000 And then I'm going to pay my rent.
02:47:04.000 Yeah, very interesting thought experiment and everybody should absolutely try at home.
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02:48:02.000 So to return to my original topic while you're trying to motivate people out there making
02:48:13.000 money, it's not actually impossible to make money in this world.
02:48:16.000 And I'll tell you how we know it's not impossible.
02:48:20.000 Because somebody...
02:48:21.000 Made... I think a lot of it was shipping.
02:48:24.000 Like a hundred dollars selling me this.
02:48:28.000 It is possible.
02:48:29.000 You don't have a hundred dollars.
02:48:31.000 You're looking on Uber Eats right now.
02:48:33.000 Windows shopping for food you can't afford.
02:48:36.000 You got no girlfriend.
02:48:37.000 Can't take your woman on a date. 1.00
02:48:40.000 You're sitting at home. Can't buy the latest video game to jack off to whatever people do with video games.
02:48:44.000 But somebody made a hundred dollars selling me a duck keyboard.
02:48:50.000 You are being outperformed by a guy who sells little plastic ducks on a keyboard.
02:48:56.000 I would like you to understand that, people at home.
02:48:59.000 This guy has more money than you.
02:49:02.000 How do you feel? I'm starting to think, Tristan.
02:49:08.000 Look, there's a duck face on the bottom.
02:49:10.000 It looks sad.
02:49:16.000 I'm starting to think...
02:49:21.000 ...that maybe...
02:49:24.000 ...we should plan a grand exit.
02:49:28.000 Like, I was right with everything I've ever predicted.
02:49:32.000 Everything I've ever said came true.
02:49:34.000 And the day the average person's life finally becomes unlivable, we just disappear from the internet and disappear from the world.
02:49:40.000 No one ever sees this ever again. It's not a bad idea.
02:49:43.000 Like I told you- There'll be a lot less jail if we stop talking on the internet.
02:49:47.000 A lot less. Like, we prophecy, we prophesize what's gonna come, and when it finally comes, everyone goes, Tate was right!
02:49:53.000 Where is he? No, he's done his job.
02:49:56.000 The ghost appeared in the night and warned you.
02:49:59.000 And you woke up and failed to act.
02:50:02.000 And now the ghost is gone.
02:50:03.000 Like a phantom, a specter.
02:50:05.000 Do we delete all of our old content?
02:50:07.000 Just disappear. And leave everybody to suffer.
02:50:12.000 Because you know what we're doing?
02:50:13.000 We're helping these people.
02:50:15.000 We're kind of like giving them bamboo.
02:50:18.000 Yeah, we're the panda keepers. 1.00
02:50:20.000 And a lot of them are just sitting around on their ass doing nothing. 1.00
02:50:23.000 Jerking off. Why are they gay? 1.00
02:50:29.000 Don't put this on. This has nothing to do with the meaning. 0.96
02:50:33.000 We bring in the studio this morning one of the gay rights activists, Mr...
02:50:38.000 Should I call you Mr?
02:50:40.000 Pepe Julian Onzima.
02:50:41.000 Thank you for coming in. Thank you for having me.
02:50:43.000 Good morning. Good morning to you.
02:50:44.000 Why are you gay? Who says I'm gay? 0.98
02:50:50.000 Another thing I want to top you on here quickly.
02:50:52.000 What did that have to do with anything? Are you unhappy with my producing of this show?
02:50:55.000 You're unhappy with my producing of this show. 0.99
02:50:59.000 Why are you gay? 1.00
02:51:02.000 You are gay. Another thing I want to talk about besides the fact is why Tristan is gay. 1.00
02:51:11.000 Tell me. There's a lot of people who are very happy about the fact that the crack that we have been a huge contributor towards putting a...
02:51:23.000 The crack in the matrix to which we have been huge contributors to making.
02:51:27.000 Correct. Is that what you were trying to say?
02:51:29.000 I was going to use some other language. 0.96
02:51:31.000 Why are you gay? The crack which we contributed towards creating in the matrix itself. 1.00
02:51:37.000 I saw crack. has allowed a lot of the woke liberal garbage to be exposed within God's light and God's light is truth and it's being incinerated in the light of logic leaving a society which is far more rational and conservative than ever before certainly an internet and people are excited by this but please understand the reason liberalism existed in the first place is so that there were endless excuses for failure Why you're a loser? 0.99
02:52:07.000 Because of someone else of another color, or because of another political party, or because you're born in the wrong area, or because you have a mental illness, or because you should chop your dick off, whatever. 1.00
02:52:15.000 That's what liberalism was. 1.00
02:52:17.000 It was mega-cope! As that fades away, and we enter a new brutal realm of harsh realities, which a lot of you are excited about, the light of harsh reality, when it shines upon you, will do very little other than highlight your monumental failings.
02:52:34.000 As the world moves out of this woke garbage, and as the matrix cracks, it's going to be harder and harder for you now to convince people that you're something of merit.
02:52:45.000 You can't... There's a lot of people on the internet who think they're smart because they stand up and say, men can't have kids. 0.94
02:52:51.000 Yeah, you're right. Everybody knows that, and you're brave enough to say it.
02:52:55.000 Congratulations. Bitcoin is good.
02:52:57.000 Bitcoin's gonna go up.
02:52:59.000 That's not a brand anymore. No one cares.
02:53:01.000 That's not enough. Everybody knows it.
02:53:03.000 As the world becomes more awakened, you need to perform at a higher level, a higher echelon to be seen as competent because the bar is going to be raising.
02:53:13.000 As the average person's life is being decimated, the realm of competence is going to be a higher echelon.
02:53:20.000 It's going to be more difficult for you to reach than ever before. 0.76
02:53:24.000 So I think it would be asinine to sit at home and be excited by the fact that the world is waking up to the truths.
02:53:31.000 Because the truths are that you need to be strong and rich and interesting and charismatic.
02:53:36.000 You need to have a strong network.
02:53:37.000 You need to have fast cars and a private jet.
02:53:40.000 And you need to be above the law in some regards so that when they try and force you to take a matrix injection, you don't take it.
02:53:48.000 You now have higher parameters to reach.
02:53:51.000 There's now higher expectations upon you.
02:53:53.000 And that's what a lot of people don't understand about this matrix crack. 0.97
02:53:55.000 They're getting excited about it, not knowing that previously, with that woke garbage, if you were against it, but a loser, you could still hold on to some semblance of significance or masculinity.
02:54:07.000 But as everybody abandons it and it all falls away, then masculinity is going to be based purely on brutal competence. 0.93
02:54:16.000 How competent are you?
02:54:17.000 Pandas are not competent. Grizzly bears are competent.
02:54:20.000 How competent are you in general?
02:54:23.000 What problems do you fix on a daily basis?
02:54:26.000 It's extremely important you can answer that question for yourselves at home.
02:54:30.000 You know, and I was saying this, I went on a bit of a rant against entertainment streamers earlier when I was on X. And yeah, people are getting very, very bored of...
02:54:43.000 Gay nonsense. 1.00
02:54:45.000 Let's call it gay shit. 1.00
02:54:46.000 People are getting very, very bored of gay shit. 1.00
02:54:48.000 And I don't mean actual gay. 1.00
02:54:50.000 I mean, the streamers...
02:54:52.000 Well, my point on Exit I made earlier was...
02:54:56.000 Did you see that post I made? 0.93
02:54:57.000 About Kick being garbage? 0.99
02:54:59.000 No. Well, I said that if a platform had taken two young girls who were broke, who were sisters, and made them make out with each other, and then platformed them and made them famous just based on the fact that they're two little sisters making out with each other, and now they have money, that platform would be shut down. 0.97
02:55:17.000 But Kick did that with the Island Boys, and that's completely fine. 0.98
02:55:20.000 And I was saying how people are getting very, very bored of this crap. 0.93
02:55:23.000 You have to have a message that means something. 0.99
02:55:28.000 How dirty is going ass to mouth? 1.00
02:55:32.000 Is that a Vice article? That is a Vice article, you're right. 0.96
02:55:36.000 And as the world moves away from all this insanity, people are going to be looking for solutions.
02:55:40.000 And to look for solutions, they're going to be looking for people who can offer them, which means you have to be operating within a realm of competence.
02:55:44.000 Nobody's going to listen to you or be interested in what you say if you don't operate in that way. 0.99
02:55:47.000 Shit, that was the wrong answer. I should have said, not my problem. 0.99
02:55:56.000 Think about it. Anyway, as you were saying.
02:56:05.000 So what I want to do is, and the point of this emergency meeting was, we're going to put together the average man life tracker.
02:56:10.000 That's the first thing we're going to do.
02:56:12.000 If you go to coberttape.com.
02:56:15.000 Also, I'm going to put together something on the website that allows you to fill in basic questions and analyze where your life is currently.
02:56:22.000 And you'll get an email automatically two years from now.
02:56:25.000 Which will remind you of where you were and ask you where you are again.
02:56:29.000 So you can see if you have outpaced the inflation and decimation that the average man will be bestowed with.
02:56:35.000 So you can see. Two years ago I was here.
02:56:38.000 I got my email. Now I'm here.
02:56:40.000 But the average man two years ago was here and now the average man is there.
02:56:44.000 Have I truly outpaced the average man?
02:56:46.000 Am I earning a higher percentage of money than I was two years ago?
02:56:51.000 And does that higher percentage of money outpace what the average man's increase in wages ended up being?
02:56:57.000 So we're going to put together an average man tracker because I actually start to believe the average man Who's always been a slave, but has been afforded some luxuries, is soon going to be stripped of all luxuries and be left as nothing other than a slave, purely.
02:57:11.000 So I want to put that together.
02:57:12.000 I'm going to put it on CobraTape.com.
02:57:14.000 And I want people to participate and to come to the website, fill in the information.
02:57:18.000 You get an OMAC email two years from then, and you can track how much you've improved your life, if at all.
02:57:24.000 It's going to be very interesting to see.
02:57:29.000 Check it out. What's this?
02:57:34.000 An article you wrote?
02:57:36.000 Don't show me more advice.
02:57:37.000 What's this one? You can really have a great life with genital herpes.
02:57:45.000 Why we need gay sex education in schools. 1.00
02:57:48.000 How did this website go bust, bro? 0.98
02:57:52.000 No, but this is the point. Weissel's worth billions.
02:57:54.000 Now it's gone bust. Everyone's sick of this shit. 1.00
02:57:56.000 So if everyone's moving away from this liberal garbage, they're moving into the realm of competence, which means that the barrier of competence is going to raise. 1.00
02:58:03.000 Where do you fall? 0.74
02:58:05.000 I don't know. I want people to watch this show and feel anxiety and feel panic.
02:58:13.000 I want them to be concerned that they're not where they should be in their life, and I want them to be unhappy with themselves and want to take action.
02:58:21.000 But I'm not sure that they do.
02:58:22.000 I think they just find it all funny.
02:58:25.000 Yeah, they laugh.
02:58:26.000 This is entertainment to them. But it's not entertainment.
02:58:28.000 This is actually very serious.
02:58:30.000 And the second I feel like people aren't listening to us anymore is the second we're going to vanish.
02:58:35.000 But I want you to understand at home that the only reason we have a brand is because we prophesize.
02:58:42.000 And I'm telling you now, the average person's life is going to get crushed.
02:58:47.000 And you're going to need to be in the exceptional 0.1% to even live anything close to what the average person lived only 10 years ago. 0.92
02:58:54.000 That is the situation we're going to get in.
02:58:56.000 So you need to be competent in all realms.
02:58:58.000 You need to be physically strong, mentally strong, financially strong, strong network, all the things we've talked about.
02:59:02.000 Any super chats, Tristan, before we go?
02:59:06.000 Not very many. That's for Palestine. 1.00
02:59:08.000 Hi, gentlemen. I'm volunteering in a campaign to help 400 poor children in Bucharest.
02:59:14.000 And here's my email to manage donations.
02:59:17.000 I'm going to contact you, my friend.
02:59:20.000 I will actually contact you and see if I can help out at all because Bucharest is my home territory.
02:59:25.000 Hi, Andrew Tristan. I'm a young black animator and I've made a skit of you and Andrew on your emergency meeting.
02:59:32.000 Well, tweet it at me and if it's funny, I'll repost it.
02:59:35.000 And, Hi Andrew, Tristan, I'm 19, I have 10k in cash.
02:59:39.000 I know this is nothing for you, but for me it's a lot.
02:59:40.000 What can I do with this much money to turn it into more?
02:59:45.000 That's a good question. Trying to turn money into money is once again lazy.
02:59:48.000 People who make a little bit of money have this dream of putting their money to work for them.
02:59:53.000 10 grand is nothing. If you make a 10% return on 10 grand, your life doesn't change.
02:59:56.000 You need to find a skill and you need to make as much money as possible.
03:00:00.000 And only when you have millions can you truly turn money into money.
03:00:03.000 Another thing that's really interesting I want you to understand is that one of the best investments you can make with cash at any point is upgrading who you are.
03:00:10.000 Upgrade your character. As you make the money, hopefully you learn lessons along the way which allow you to become a better version of yourself which is more valuable than the money itself.
03:00:19.000 Whatever you did to earn it, the lessons you learn on the way is worth more than the money itself.
03:00:24.000 If you only have 10 grand, you should join the war room and you should get a strong network of competent men that hold you to the highest possible standard and push you to be a better version of yourself.
03:00:32.000 You should upgrade who you are because you will always own who you are.
03:00:34.000 It doesn't matter if you get thrown in a jail cell.
03:00:36.000 It doesn't matter if you're in a business meeting.
03:00:37.000 You are you. You should upgrade you.
03:00:39.000 That's what you should do. Because if you become a good enough person and a competent enough person, then you'll never fail.
03:00:44.000 There are certain men who can simply never fail because they know too much and they're too good at getting things done.
03:00:49.000 Those men are in the NBA. They can never go broke again.
03:00:52.000 So that's what you should do with your 10 grand.
03:00:53.000 This dream that you're going to get a little bit of money and put it to work for you is fantasy.
03:00:57.000 And it's the fantasy of the lazy loser who believes they can get hold of a couple thousand and that couple thousand will allow them to somehow never have to work again.
03:01:04.000 10 grand is nothing.
03:01:05.000 10 grand is lunch.
03:01:07.000 10 grand isn't even money.
03:01:08.000 Yeah, it is lunch. And if you're going to invest in something nowadays without taking risk, the most you can hope for is 6-7% a year, which barely outpaces inflation, if at all.
03:01:18.000 And 6-7% a year, $600 or $700 on your $10,000 is not enough to live on for an entire calendar year.
03:01:24.000 When you have $10 million...
03:01:25.000 Then you can come along and talk.
03:01:27.000 Then you can say, ah, my 6% or 7% a lot can be done.
03:01:29.000 Yeah, get back to work is the advice.
03:01:31.000 Get back to work or upgrade who you are as a person.
03:01:33.000 Take that 10 grand and go hire a fight coach or go to corporatetape.com and join the war room and become a better version of who you are yourself.
03:01:40.000 That's the best thing you can possibly do with that money.
03:01:42.000 It's the best investment you can possibly make.
03:01:45.000 Elon Musk is one of the most...
03:01:47.000 He's got to be one of the most influential people on the planet.
03:01:50.000 Probably the most influential man on the planet.
03:01:51.000 It'd be hard to argue against that.
03:01:56.000 And even he knows the tide is turned.
03:01:58.000 So as we prepare for woke to collapse, instead of rejoicing, especially if you're a panda bear, instead of rejoicing, you need to understand that this is actually going to put you into a arena, a gladiator arena, which is more brutal than ever before, where there's a higher standard of performance.
03:02:15.000 So I want you to understand this.
03:02:16.000 As woke collapses, that's fantastic, and it's entertaining, and it's funny.
03:02:20.000 That's great. But when the dust settles, And people are now once again being held at the masculine standards of old.
03:02:28.000 Do you look like a warrior?
03:02:30.000 Can you fight? Are you strong?
03:02:32.000 Are you rich? Can you take care of your family?
03:02:34.000 Do you have people you can call on a hard time?
03:02:36.000 Are you mentally strong?
03:02:38.000 Are you brave? All of these things which were once laughed at are now going to be held in high regard and you're going to be expected to have these things especially if you've been laughing at the woke crowd for all of this time.
03:02:48.000 If you were contributing to the demise of the woke agenda Then they're going to be asking you, well, why were you so against the woke agenda?
03:02:56.000 Because now that it's collapsed, we're looking at you as a man and you still fail in every single regard.
03:03:02.000 All of the age-old adages and the age-old masculine principles and properties are going to be expected of you people at home.
03:03:10.000 And you have to be able to perform because without the woke cushion to bounce off of, Another thing woke was great for is it was always great to point at someone who's in a worse case than you.
03:03:20.000 You may be an unimpressive man, but you can always say, well, at least I'm not woke.
03:03:25.000 That's great. But when that collapses, you can't point at them anymore.
03:03:28.000 They're going to say you're an unimpressive man and you're going to say, well, at least I'm not woke.
03:03:31.000 Woke is fringe. Woke is gone.
03:03:32.000 Woke is no longer the general consensus of the population.
03:03:35.000 It's disappeared. You're just unimpressive.
03:03:38.000 And it's become harder and harder for you to show the world that you're something of significance.
03:03:43.000 I want you to understand this.
03:03:45.000 I genuinely believe the barrier for what is going to be considered a masculine man of competence is going to become harder and harder to penetrate once woke collapses.
03:03:58.000 I think it's going to become more difficult for most people.
03:04:02.000 So guys, download the Rumble application.
03:04:04.000 I want you to download it because we're going to start doing impromptu emergency meetings.
03:04:07.000 I want all of you listening. Impromptu, random, just going to pop up out of nowhere.
03:04:11.000 So go to rumble.com, download the application, subscribe to our channel here at Tate Speech, and we're going to start doing completely impromptu ones, especially this summer.
03:04:19.000 Hopefully we've beaten our The Matrix attack by then and we're free once again.
03:04:23.000 And once we're free, we have some huge plans.
03:04:25.000 Maybe we'll be in a rainforest.
03:04:27.000 Maybe we'll be on a helicopter. No, we're not going to be on a helicopter.
03:04:30.000 No, helicopters suck. A boat? 0.98
03:04:32.000 Maybe. No oceans, though.
03:04:36.000 Let's build a giant swimming pool and put a boat in it.
03:04:40.000 A boat near the shore.
03:04:43.000 But we want you guys to be able to tune in because we're going to do short, snappy, impromptu emergency meetings.
03:04:48.000 We want you guys to not miss any of them.
03:04:50.000 Here's something I need to show these guys before we leave.
03:04:53.000 Our friends, because we're here to sit and talk with our friends, aren't we?
03:04:57.000 Hi, neighbor. Hi, neighbor. That's boring.
03:05:06.000 Hmm. Who's this guy?
03:05:08.000 He might say something smart.
03:05:12.000 Who's this guy? I would say this to introverts all the time as well.
03:05:16.000 I know if you're introverted, it can seem very daunting and stuff, but for certain aspects of your life, like women, like job interviews, being confident and being extroverted certainly helps.
03:05:26.000 And I do believe it's something you can learn.
03:05:28.000 You don't have to be a full-time psycho.
03:05:29.000 You have to be the center of attention. But to learn to speak confidently and learn to be just arrogant enough to be believable, I think it's something everyone can practice into and learn.
03:05:38.000 I learned it. I know it was so natural to me, but I literally sat and thought, how can I come across as so fantastic they have to hire me?
03:05:49.000 I realized that humble is not the way.
03:05:54.000 It was never the way. I think you need to be able to turn on that extra version when you need it.
03:06:00.000 But you have to be socially aware.
03:06:01.000 Obviously not when you don't need it, but when you do need it, it's there.
03:06:04.000 So it's all good.
03:06:05.000 It's just another skill to put in the box.
03:06:08.000 You've got to have as much as possible and something you can drag out when you need it.
03:06:10.000 That's all it is. So normally this is where I'd play the gay unicorn with the hat on his head and say it's you. 1.00
03:06:18.000 Yeah, I'm sick of that. People tweet that at me. 0.99
03:06:20.000 Do they? Yeah. So I'd start again.
03:06:23.000 No. Alright, next show.
03:06:25.000 I promise, guys, tune in to the next emergency meeting.
03:06:27.000 I promise I'll play that video for Tristan.
03:06:28.000 I promise. I won't be here. But guys, go to CobraTed.com, message the live chat.
03:06:31.000 Let them know if you're interested in our two-year tracker.
03:06:33.000 We're also going to start tracking the average person's life.
03:06:36.000 We're going to put on nice fancy graphs so you can understand the decimation which is going to be bestowed upon the average person.
03:06:40.000 And for the next emergency meeting, we're going to do mental Aikido and go through some of the mindset hacks that you can adopt and install in your mind that make winning in life easy.
03:06:49.000 Because let me tell you something. All these things we tell you about winning, it's not actually that difficult or that hard to do.
03:06:55.000 No, it's not. You just need to install some software in your mind that allows you to perform at the highest possible echelon.
03:07:01.000 And it's not difficult because most people don't do exactly that.
03:07:03.000 So the next emergency meeting is going to be soon.
03:07:04.000 It's going to be mental Aikido.
03:07:06.000 You're going to need a pen and paper and a notepad.
03:07:08.000 We're going to give you some mindset hacks because you live inside of your own mind.
03:07:13.000 We have a new Fireblood advertisement coming out tomorrow, which I'm very excited about.
03:07:17.000 Tristan has a duck keyboard, and on the next emergency meeting, I promise to show you Tristan with his gay unicorn hat on, because I know he likes that.
03:07:26.000 We bring in the studio this morning one of the gay rights activists, Mr... 0.81
03:07:32.000 Should I call you Mr?
03:07:33.000 Pepe Julian Onzima.
03:07:35.000 Thank you for coming in. Thank you for having me.
03:07:37.000 Good morning. Why are you gay? 1.00
03:07:40.000 Who says I'm gay? You are gay. 1.00
03:07:44.000 You are a transgender. 1.00
03:07:45.000 What shows that I'm gay? 0.93