Tristan bought a new keyboard that makes quacking noises when you press it, and it's pretty cool, but it also makes him lose millions of dollars in crypto, and he's here to talk about it. Also, we're going to do emergency meetings with no two-hour countdown, no announcement, no warning, just random, so you need to have a Rumble app on your phone so that it'll go beep beep, beep at point three in the morning, or who knows where we'll be in the afternoon? Who knows where could be on the moon? Who could be in Switzerland? Who knows, who knows, but we could be anywhere. This is the first episode of The Emerging Me, a series of short films in which we talk about the quacking keyboard, and the crazy things it does, and how it's going to make him lose money, and why it's a good thing he bought it, because he doesn't need to be worried about losing his crypto, because it's not going to be stolen by some sort of virus that s going to steal his crypto. It's a short film about a keyboard that does exactly what it says on the tin, and makes him want to get a new one, so why not get one of those, too? The Quacking Keyboard! Subscribe to the Emerging Me's Emergency Meeting on the App, and let us know if you like it! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe on your favorite streaming platform Subscribe on Podchaser Subscribe on Poshmark Subscribe on the Podcasts Subscribe on Stitcher Subscribe on Spreaker Subscribe on Crackle Subscribe on Pillow Talk about it on Spare Change on YouTube Share it on your Podcasts If you like the show, rate and review it on iTunes Learn more about your thoughts on it on PODCAST, share it on Anchor.fm and leave us a review on your podcast, and tell us what you're listening to it's cool and what it means to you re listening to us on the Podchow or whatever else you care about it's awesome! Thanks for listening to our Podcasts & more like it's great. Subscribe and review us on your thoughts, subscribe to our podcast on your favourite streaming platform, and please leave us on iTunes and subscribe on your social media and we'll get a shoutout on the next episode on your feed! XOXO!
02:00:09.000♪♪♪ Tristan, I was thinking, I'm missing my friends at home, and I would love to stream and just have a nice hangout with my friends.
02:00:28.000Who are you, the fucking misogynistic Mr.
02:02:18.000Okay. But I'm going to get you back at your own game.
02:02:21.000Alright. For the next hour, we are only talking about...
02:02:25.000The quacking keyboard. The quacking keyboard.
02:02:27.000So Tristan, on this emergency meeting, please tell everyone the story of where you procured this beautiful, unique keyboard.
02:02:35.000Well, I saw one online, and I thought that's really cool.
02:02:38.000I should get one and take it on the emergency meeting.
02:02:41.000So I bought one and it's here on the emergency meeting.
02:02:44.000But I can't help but feel it like I got a little bit scammed.
02:02:48.000So what they do is, for the price of, I think it cost me $400 with all the shipping to get it here, because it was almost impossible to get hold of.
02:02:55.000What they do is they give you a keyboard, okay, with a bunch of ducks on it, and then you download a program which changes the key sounds to ducks even on your normal keyboard.
02:04:08.000Download the Rumble application on your phones, download it, and subscribe to this channel, because we're going to start sending out notifications when emergency meetings happen.
02:04:15.000Because right now, we announce the emergency meetings on Twitter, we give you guys three or four hours, whatever.
02:04:19.000But when the summer comes, and we're in supercars, and we're traveling around the world, and we finally ever get free of this Matrix attack, or we're on private jets, etc., we're just going to randomly do emergency meetings with no two-hour countdown, no announcement, no warning.
02:04:31.000It's just going to go random. So you need to have the Rumble application on your phone so that it'll go beep, beep, beep, emergency meeting at any random point.
02:04:38.000Three in the morning, three in the afternoon.
02:05:06.000Tristan. I notice when you press buttons on your keyboard, there's no quack. That is true, there's no quack when I use my keyboard, correct?
02:05:43.000Why? Because I haven't installed that bullshit software on my computer.
02:05:48.000Listen, I'm gonna install the quacking malware everywhere.
02:05:52.000Every device you- You just admitted it's malware!
02:07:53.000You know, I don't know why I know this.
02:07:56.000The standard mallard duck, the duck that you see in ponds and lakes, is the most sexually aggressive species known on the planet, on the face of the earth, during mating season.
02:08:06.000It's the only species on the planet besides humans in which homosexual necrophilia has been witnessed by people studying them.
02:08:14.000Because they'll fuck dead bodies of even male ducks because they get so horny.
02:08:17.000And that's your keyboard. Look this up, ladies and gentlemen.
02:08:20.000I'm not making this up. You're accused of sex crimes.
02:08:26.000You know who will kill all your ducks? G! G! Get up!
02:08:55.000That reminded me of that. But the shittest animal of all the animals on the planet happens to be one of the most revered.
02:09:03.000Isn't it unfair how the Matrix works, where sometimes the shittest things are the most loved, and it doesn't make sense?
02:09:09.000I've never understood it. You know what?
02:09:11.000I want everyone at home to understand something.
02:09:13.000I know right now I'm the most famous man, the most loved man on the planet, and everyone goes, Top G, and I'm the most famous guy, and everyone comes out to me and respects me, etc.
02:09:20.000But for a long period of my life, people were just saying, you're crazy and you're wrong, Andrew.
02:09:25.000And I was sitting there going, but I'm not wrong.
02:11:47.000They have to consume up to 40 pounds of it every day just to stay alive.
02:11:51.000That's like a human deciding to live solely on lettuce.
02:11:54.000But perhaps the most puzzling is their approach to reproduction.
02:11:57.000Pandas are notorious for their low libido, which is a major headache for conservation efforts.
02:12:02.000They often show little interest in mating, and when they do, they don't always know how.
02:12:06.000Plus, female pandas are only fertile for about two days a year.
02:12:10.000And let's not forget, mother pandas sometimes neglect or even harm their cubs unintentionally due to their sheer clumsiness or inability to handle more than one cub at a time.
02:12:20.000Why do we try to keep those things alive?
02:12:46.000I'd eat a panda. At what point, I'm wondering, will human history get to such, or human civilization get to such a dire status that we no longer have the energy to worry about the pandas?
02:13:00.000When humanity is so messed up and people can't survive and there's war and all these terrible things are happening, there has to be a point in the future where people go, look, we just don't have time for these fuckers anymore.
02:13:25.000Go to topg.com tomorrow, and I'm going to get a panda-themed keyboard, and we're going to sell it.
02:13:31.000Okay, is that going to make you happy?
02:13:32.000Speaking of which, theyloveclyde says, fireblood tastes like shit.
02:13:36.000Thank you, I love it. Fireblood is disgusting.
02:13:40.000Fireblood is disgusting. But anyway, pandas are the world's worst animal, and I don't understand why they are so revered when all they do is monumentally fail.
02:13:50.000Tristan, tell us. I want you to explain this to me.
02:13:52.000Why people like pandas, because I don't get it.
02:13:54.000Thank you, Tates, for everything that you do.
02:17:03.000I think you made it up. It's a hologram.
02:17:04.000Have you ever touched it? No, I've never touched a panda.
02:17:07.000So they're not real animals. So maybe this is part of the Matrix PSYOP to try and convince you that if you do nothing with your life and you're inept and you're lazy and you're stupid and you're clumsy that someone's going to come along and take care of you and you can end up living in the conservation pods eating the food they give you living inside of their Matrix prison and you don't have to try your very best to be a competitive individual like I always teach.
02:17:27.000Maybe pandas are part of the Matrix propaganda trying to convince everyone at home to be lazy and stupid and clumsy and slow.
02:17:40.000I can't. I was going to do a comparison between pandas and the average man, but truthfully, I don't think the average animal is as bad as a panda.
02:17:52.000I think pandas are the worst of the worst.
02:17:54.000Of all the animals, you hate pandas the most?
02:18:34.000I don't like getting out the car and then waiting for the woman to get out because then I stand around outside my car and I'm like vulnerable to attack.
02:18:40.000So I'm like, get out. And then when you're out, I'll get out because otherwise I have to stand around and wait for six fucking minutes for you to undo a seatbelt and pick up a handbag.
02:18:48.000Yeah. Most men probably don't notice this because they're inept and slow themselves.
02:18:52.000Pull up in your car and say, let's get out.
02:18:54.000And you're out. Boom. And then you look back like 30 seconds later and she's like, getting her bag, undoing her belt, looking for her lip gloss.
02:20:15.000Someone said, Hi Tristan, are you aware that the duck keyboard was posted as an example in the e-commerce campus, so you probably bought it from a real world member?
02:20:31.000The whole idea behind starting the real world all those years ago was so I could eventually get my hands on my duck keyboard.
02:20:39.000I can't be the reason. I trained people up and hired a professor in e-commerce to teach people the skills to make money online by running e-commerce stores.
02:20:48.000And I did that all planned, planned out in advance so that somebody would start selling duck keyboards and I could get one.
02:20:56.000You know what's interesting about the real world?
02:20:57.000Tell me. The real world is the only school that exists where when you join, you're forced to start a business and you only proceed in the school and get good grades if you make money.
02:21:08.000Imagine going to a business school and you get to start a business on the first day and then to pass your lessons and pass your tests to progress with the class, your business has to make money.
02:21:18.000So by the time you finish the school, you have a fully functioning, fully fledged business online, which is generating you income in real time.
02:21:26.000Isn't that amazing that no other business school actually lets you start a business?
02:21:30.000Only our school says, okay, day one, let's start a business, let's start making money.
02:21:34.000It's like going to a boxing gym and, you know, learning how to punch and getting good at boxing, or you can't progress.
02:21:40.000Seems crazy that we're the only school that does it, but it seems that we are.
02:21:43.000Right, we're going to go on, and I'm going to talk about how, because although we're talking about duck keyboards and pandas and garbage, today's emergency meeting is actually about...
02:21:50.000I'm unplugging the duck keyboard. We're done.
02:21:52.000How the bar of what the average man's life...
02:21:56.000It's going to be reduced, reduced, reduced in real time.
02:21:58.000So if you stay the average person, how bad life is going to become and how dystopian your future is.
02:22:03.000And to do that, first thing we're going to do is we're going to cut the Twitter feed and you can find us exclusively on Rumble at Tate Speech.
02:22:10.000And we're going to wait for everybody by playing some Michael Jackson.
02:22:15.000Rumble.com slash Tate Speech if you're watching on Twitter.
02:22:21.000They don't really care about us, Tristan.
02:22:23.000Hate me, hate me, you can never break me.
02:22:25.000Will me, spill me, you can never kill me.
02:24:02.000But if all the bell was a-diddin' He wouldn't let this be, no, no
02:24:08.000Skinhead, deadhead, everybody gone mad Sit through a distracting lecture, everybody did a game
02:24:12.000So beat the fat, you can never track Hit me, kick me, you can never get me
02:24:17.000All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us
02:24:44.000Some things in life they just don't wanna see But if all the news was a-diddin'
02:24:52.000He wouldn't let this be, no, no Skinhead, deadhead, everybody gone mad
02:24:57.000Sit through a distracting lecture, everybody did a game So beat the fat, you can never track
02:25:02.000Hit me, kick me, you can never get me All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us
02:25:07.000All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us
02:25:25.000All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us I'm dead to the line, you to the feeling
02:25:35.000They don't really care about us Don't use the night to fuck with the feeling
02:25:38.000All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us
02:25:43.000All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us Woo-hoo!
02:25:50.000Okay, so we're done with the ducks, and we're done with pandas.
02:25:53.000Okay, so we're done with the ducks and we're done with pandas Well, the pandas were an interesting point for me to mention because the point I was trying to make is that the amount of energy that comes or the amount of energy that is required to keep pandas alive is unsustainable.
02:26:07.000You need to have people who truly care about these people or these creatures, pandas themselves, reproducing.
02:26:15.000So the amount of energy required to keep pandas in the food web is Is an unsustainable level because you need to have people who wake up every day and think, I'm going to dedicate my time and energy to try and make a panda do the basic things it should do.
02:27:08.000And then you have pandas who sit around, falling over, waiting for somebody to clean up after them.
02:27:14.000And you have to ask yourself an honest question.
02:27:17.000Do you need somebody to motivate you before you train?
02:27:19.000Does your girlfriend have to convince you to put the video games down for you to put them down?
02:27:23.000Do you need to hear or do you need to be given something from outside, from the external, for you to end up doing any of the things which are required for the basic premise of survival?
02:27:33.000And a lot of people will say, well, you know, it doesn't matter if I don't have that much help or it doesn't matter if I don't try that hard because I want to be the average man.
02:27:40.000And I was having this conversation yesterday, which is what inspired this emergency meeting, and I was talking about the fact that Average is simply failing so similarly to the people around you that you don't realize you failed at all.
02:27:53.000Everyone else around you is failing the same way, so you don't see it as failure.
02:27:56.000You see it as average. But if the bar of the average person's life is being constantly reduced, It doesn't matter if you're an average person because you've moved into loserdom.
02:28:07.000In the 1950s, the average man had a good house.
02:28:10.000He had a wife who loved him. He had children.
02:28:40.000For you to have a life like the average man had in the 1950s, a nice big house, multiple cars on the drive, a woman who adores you, who will birth your children, who obeys you, who stays at home and cooks and cleans, children who love you and would obey you and fear you when you raise your voice, who adopt your creeds and your worldviews, for you to have the average man's life today, you're now an exceptional man.
02:29:03.000Yeah, you need 150k a year to get that.
02:29:08.000Minimum. So, the average man's life is actually an exceptional man's life depending on the time you look at it and depends on the time frame because they're pushing down the average man's life further and further.
02:29:19.000You're not allowed to be an average man anymore.
02:29:21.000You're not allowed to be a panda and sit around waiting for the government or your girlfriend or your mom or your friends or anybody else to take care of you and convince you to not be an idiot.
02:29:31.000Because let me tell you something. Pandas actually have people waking up thinking, I need to save these lazy, inept, useless creatures.
02:31:39.000That is a hero. Tristan, do you know how many times I've...
02:31:42.000This is an actual, honest, serious question.
02:31:44.000How many times have I sat to you and said, I know a guy who's getting rich this way.
02:31:48.000We need to find a way to get rich that way.
02:31:50.000Yes. I smelt marshmallows far in the distance, but I saw some dude with something I wanted back when I was broke, and I was like, we have to do that!
02:32:00.000And we charged through the forest, and by the time we got to the campfire, the little children were back on their school bus.
02:32:37.000I believe the world is going to soon enter a period of chaos.
02:32:41.000And when it enters a period of chaos, other people are going to be too busy to survive themselves to then start worrying about you, motivating you, convincing you, educating you.
02:35:16.000And you don't get to define the definition of average, your government does.
02:35:19.000The average today is a divorced wife paying child support with one or two kids who have been programmed by the school and the ex-wife to hate you.
02:35:27.000This is exactly where you're going to end up if you want to stay the average person.
02:35:32.000Average men are cut slaves that will be useless tomorrow because they'll be replaced by AI. And you're living in the most disruptive times in human history, hard times, when even capable lions die.
02:35:46.000You're going to watch helplessly while your wife feeds your 11-year-old son hormone pills and the state forces you to watch it as inclusivity training.
02:35:55.000You're going to ask God why this has happened.
02:35:57.000He's going to respond to you with very simple wisdom.
02:36:00.000An average life led to an average outcome.
02:36:03.000And the average man's outcome for the future is dire.
02:36:07.000Life is perfectly fair as it's always been.
02:36:09.000You don't want the average man's life now and you certainly don't want it in 30 years from now.
02:36:14.000You want it in the top point, not, not, not, 1%.
02:37:31.000Listen to me very carefully. Individual buildings that have gone up Buy more in the last two years than you will ever earn in your entire life.
02:37:43.000Think about that. I have individual buildings, I'll say it again, that have increased in price more in the past two years than you will earn in your entire life if you don't change things.
02:37:56.000So how do you expect to ever be sitting at a table with me?
02:38:00.000So if you were 10 grand a month 10 years ago, and you knew that a quarter of a million dollar car was probably hard to achieve, Nowadays, if you earn 10 grand a month or even 15 grand a month, that quarter million pound car, that quarter million dollar car has doubled in price and you're still stuck dreaming of one day owning one.
02:38:23.000And they talk about the basic inflation.
02:38:24.000Not only do you have less disposable income because you're busy buying food and paying bills, you have less than ever before, but the life you actually want is getting more expensive Exponentially.
02:38:35.000At a rate which is making it impossible for you to ever catch up and achieve it.
02:38:38.000The rich are getting richer, the poor are getting poorer.
02:38:40.000And the gap is getting wider and wider and wider.
02:38:43.000And if you don't get up here with us, you're going to end up being the average person.
02:38:47.000And the average person's life is about to be decimated because you no longer get any of the intangibles, any of the basic things that made you happy as a man which didn't cost money.
02:39:51.000We're going to put together a snapshot of the average man's life in 1950, 1960, 1970, 1980, 1990.
02:39:58.000Average wages, average house price, average car price, purchasing power, average number of kids, average number of years a marriage lasted before divorce.
02:42:12.000And no matter how large or how interested people are in trying to keep you alive, because governments are very interested in keeping their propaganda mechanisms alive, you can't continue to propagate lies.
02:42:22.000The amount of energy required is unlimited.
02:42:25.000To keep a lie afloat requires unlimited energy.
02:42:28.000You have to constantly be lying all the time because people's innate perceptions and their innate masculine capabilities and their innate...
02:42:37.000Desires will always run true in the end unless you constantly and endlessly suppress.
02:42:45.000So I believe we're entering a war in which efficiency will win.
02:42:52.000The fighter who is efficient doesn't get tired.
02:42:56.000And it's going to become extremely inefficient for people to try and convince losers to act.
02:43:01.000So I really want this to be a thought experiment for all of you at home.
02:43:04.000Of all the times you've been a panda and waited for shit to happen for you, or needed someone to do something for you, and all the times you've been a grizzly and got up and actually did something yourself.
02:43:13.000You know, I was talking on the Rob Moore podcast, shout out to Rob Moore, about the worst advice I've ever heard.
02:43:46.000And one of the best places you can go to for advice, besides obviously the Emergency Meeting Podcast and Rumble and some of the other creators on here, is the Vice website.
02:44:44.000Producer. Yeah, pretty accurate. It's panda distractions trying to keep you in your little panda cage, hoping the bamboo keeps turning up.
02:45:21.000Because what happens when you're a panda?
02:45:22.000One day, when all the people have given up on you, you're going to go to your food hole expecting to see bamboo, and no bamboo will be in there.
02:45:31.000Because everyone's given up on trying to keep your stupid lazy ass alive.
02:45:34.000And then you're going to have to go and find your own bamboo.
02:46:28.000It's not about the rent. It's about the fact that you put yourself under pressure and had to perform and managed to pull it off, doing something you would never have normally done, being unconventional, thinking outside of the box.
02:46:39.000That's an experiment which I would encourage all of you to undertake right now.
02:46:43.000What's the worst that can happen? You fail.
02:47:42.000We're leading the charge. If you want to know how to use the latest AI technology to create content and sell it to make thousands of dollars, then join the hundreds of thousands of students who have done the same.
02:51:02.000You are gay. Another thing I want to talk about besides the fact is why Tristan is gay.
02:51:11.000Tell me. There's a lot of people who are very happy about the fact that the crack that we have been a huge contributor towards putting a...
02:51:23.000The crack in the matrix to which we have been huge contributors to making.
02:51:27.000Correct. Is that what you were trying to say?
02:51:29.000I was going to use some other language.
02:51:31.000Why are you gay? The crack which we contributed towards creating in the matrix itself.
02:51:37.000I saw crack. has allowed a lot of the woke liberal garbage to be exposed within God's light and God's light is truth and it's being incinerated in the light of logic leaving a society which is far more rational and conservative than ever before certainly an internet and people are excited by this but please understand the reason liberalism existed in the first place is so that there were endless excuses for failure Why you're a loser?
02:52:07.000Because of someone else of another color, or because of another political party, or because you're born in the wrong area, or because you have a mental illness, or because you should chop your dick off, whatever.
02:52:17.000It was mega-cope! As that fades away, and we enter a new brutal realm of harsh realities, which a lot of you are excited about, the light of harsh reality, when it shines upon you, will do very little other than highlight your monumental failings.
02:52:34.000As the world moves out of this woke garbage, and as the matrix cracks, it's going to be harder and harder for you now to convince people that you're something of merit.
02:52:45.000You can't... There's a lot of people on the internet who think they're smart because they stand up and say, men can't have kids.
02:52:51.000Yeah, you're right. Everybody knows that, and you're brave enough to say it.
02:52:59.000That's not a brand anymore. No one cares.
02:53:01.000That's not enough. Everybody knows it.
02:53:03.000As the world becomes more awakened, you need to perform at a higher level, a higher echelon to be seen as competent because the bar is going to be raising.
02:53:13.000As the average person's life is being decimated, the realm of competence is going to be a higher echelon.
02:53:20.000It's going to be more difficult for you to reach than ever before.
02:53:24.000So I think it would be asinine to sit at home and be excited by the fact that the world is waking up to the truths.
02:53:31.000Because the truths are that you need to be strong and rich and interesting and charismatic.
02:53:37.000You need to have fast cars and a private jet.
02:53:40.000And you need to be above the law in some regards so that when they try and force you to take a matrix injection, you don't take it.
02:53:48.000You now have higher parameters to reach.
02:53:51.000There's now higher expectations upon you.
02:53:53.000And that's what a lot of people don't understand about this matrix crack.
02:53:55.000They're getting excited about it, not knowing that previously, with that woke garbage, if you were against it, but a loser, you could still hold on to some semblance of significance or masculinity.
02:54:07.000But as everybody abandons it and it all falls away, then masculinity is going to be based purely on brutal competence.
02:54:23.000What problems do you fix on a daily basis?
02:54:26.000It's extremely important you can answer that question for yourselves at home.
02:54:30.000You know, and I was saying this, I went on a bit of a rant against entertainment streamers earlier when I was on X. And yeah, people are getting very, very bored of...
02:54:59.000No. Well, I said that if a platform had taken two young girls who were broke, who were sisters, and made them make out with each other, and then platformed them and made them famous just based on the fact that they're two little sisters making out with each other, and now they have money, that platform would be shut down.
02:55:17.000But Kick did that with the Island Boys, and that's completely fine.
02:55:20.000And I was saying how people are getting very, very bored of this crap.
02:55:23.000You have to have a message that means something.
02:55:32.000Is that a Vice article? That is a Vice article, you're right.
02:55:36.000And as the world moves away from all this insanity, people are going to be looking for solutions.
02:55:40.000And to look for solutions, they're going to be looking for people who can offer them, which means you have to be operating within a realm of competence.
02:55:44.000Nobody's going to listen to you or be interested in what you say if you don't operate in that way.
02:55:47.000Shit, that was the wrong answer. I should have said, not my problem.
02:55:56.000Think about it. Anyway, as you were saying.
02:56:05.000So what I want to do is, and the point of this emergency meeting was, we're going to put together the average man life tracker.
02:56:10.000That's the first thing we're going to do.
02:56:15.000Also, I'm going to put together something on the website that allows you to fill in basic questions and analyze where your life is currently.
02:56:22.000And you'll get an email automatically two years from now.
02:56:25.000Which will remind you of where you were and ask you where you are again.
02:56:29.000So you can see if you have outpaced the inflation and decimation that the average man will be bestowed with.
02:56:35.000So you can see. Two years ago I was here.
02:56:40.000But the average man two years ago was here and now the average man is there.
02:56:44.000Have I truly outpaced the average man?
02:56:46.000Am I earning a higher percentage of money than I was two years ago?
02:56:51.000And does that higher percentage of money outpace what the average man's increase in wages ended up being?
02:56:57.000So we're going to put together an average man tracker because I actually start to believe the average man Who's always been a slave, but has been afforded some luxuries, is soon going to be stripped of all luxuries and be left as nothing other than a slave, purely.
02:57:52.000No, but this is the point. Weissel's worth billions.
02:57:54.000Now it's gone bust. Everyone's sick of this shit.
02:57:56.000So if everyone's moving away from this liberal garbage, they're moving into the realm of competence, which means that the barrier of competence is going to raise.
02:58:05.000I don't know. I want people to watch this show and feel anxiety and feel panic.
02:58:13.000I want them to be concerned that they're not where they should be in their life, and I want them to be unhappy with themselves and want to take action.
02:59:20.000I will actually contact you and see if I can help out at all because Bucharest is my home territory.
02:59:25.000Hi, Andrew Tristan. I'm a young black animator and I've made a skit of you and Andrew on your emergency meeting.
02:59:32.000Well, tweet it at me and if it's funny, I'll repost it.
02:59:35.000And, Hi Andrew, Tristan, I'm 19, I have 10k in cash.
02:59:39.000I know this is nothing for you, but for me it's a lot.
02:59:40.000What can I do with this much money to turn it into more?
02:59:45.000That's a good question. Trying to turn money into money is once again lazy.
02:59:48.000People who make a little bit of money have this dream of putting their money to work for them.
02:59:53.00010 grand is nothing. If you make a 10% return on 10 grand, your life doesn't change.
02:59:56.000You need to find a skill and you need to make as much money as possible.
03:00:00.000And only when you have millions can you truly turn money into money.
03:00:03.000Another thing that's really interesting I want you to understand is that one of the best investments you can make with cash at any point is upgrading who you are.
03:00:10.000Upgrade your character. As you make the money, hopefully you learn lessons along the way which allow you to become a better version of yourself which is more valuable than the money itself.
03:00:19.000Whatever you did to earn it, the lessons you learn on the way is worth more than the money itself.
03:00:24.000If you only have 10 grand, you should join the war room and you should get a strong network of competent men that hold you to the highest possible standard and push you to be a better version of yourself.
03:00:32.000You should upgrade who you are because you will always own who you are.
03:00:34.000It doesn't matter if you get thrown in a jail cell.
03:00:36.000It doesn't matter if you're in a business meeting.
03:00:39.000That's what you should do. Because if you become a good enough person and a competent enough person, then you'll never fail.
03:00:44.000There are certain men who can simply never fail because they know too much and they're too good at getting things done.
03:00:49.000Those men are in the NBA. They can never go broke again.
03:00:52.000So that's what you should do with your 10 grand.
03:00:53.000This dream that you're going to get a little bit of money and put it to work for you is fantasy.
03:00:57.000And it's the fantasy of the lazy loser who believes they can get hold of a couple thousand and that couple thousand will allow them to somehow never have to work again.
03:01:08.000Yeah, it is lunch. And if you're going to invest in something nowadays without taking risk, the most you can hope for is 6-7% a year, which barely outpaces inflation, if at all.
03:01:18.000And 6-7% a year, $600 or $700 on your $10,000 is not enough to live on for an entire calendar year.
03:01:31.000Get back to work or upgrade who you are as a person.
03:01:33.000Take that 10 grand and go hire a fight coach or go to corporatetape.com and join the war room and become a better version of who you are yourself.
03:01:40.000That's the best thing you can possibly do with that money.
03:01:42.000It's the best investment you can possibly make.
03:01:58.000So as we prepare for woke to collapse, instead of rejoicing, especially if you're a panda bear, instead of rejoicing, you need to understand that this is actually going to put you into a arena, a gladiator arena, which is more brutal than ever before, where there's a higher standard of performance.
03:02:38.000Are you brave? All of these things which were once laughed at are now going to be held in high regard and you're going to be expected to have these things especially if you've been laughing at the woke crowd for all of this time.
03:02:48.000If you were contributing to the demise of the woke agenda Then they're going to be asking you, well, why were you so against the woke agenda?
03:02:56.000Because now that it's collapsed, we're looking at you as a man and you still fail in every single regard.
03:03:02.000All of the age-old adages and the age-old masculine principles and properties are going to be expected of you people at home.
03:03:10.000And you have to be able to perform because without the woke cushion to bounce off of, Another thing woke was great for is it was always great to point at someone who's in a worse case than you.
03:03:20.000You may be an unimpressive man, but you can always say, well, at least I'm not woke.
03:03:25.000That's great. But when that collapses, you can't point at them anymore.
03:03:28.000They're going to say you're an unimpressive man and you're going to say, well, at least I'm not woke.
03:03:45.000I genuinely believe the barrier for what is going to be considered a masculine man of competence is going to become harder and harder to penetrate once woke collapses.
03:03:58.000I think it's going to become more difficult for most people.
03:04:02.000So guys, download the Rumble application.
03:04:04.000I want you to download it because we're going to start doing impromptu emergency meetings.
03:04:07.000I want all of you listening. Impromptu, random, just going to pop up out of nowhere.
03:04:11.000So go to rumble.com, download the application, subscribe to our channel here at Tate Speech, and we're going to start doing completely impromptu ones, especially this summer.
03:04:19.000Hopefully we've beaten our The Matrix attack by then and we're free once again.
03:04:23.000And once we're free, we have some huge plans.
03:05:12.000Who's this guy? I would say this to introverts all the time as well.
03:05:16.000I know if you're introverted, it can seem very daunting and stuff, but for certain aspects of your life, like women, like job interviews, being confident and being extroverted certainly helps.
03:05:26.000And I do believe it's something you can learn.
03:05:28.000You don't have to be a full-time psycho.
03:05:29.000You have to be the center of attention. But to learn to speak confidently and learn to be just arrogant enough to be believable, I think it's something everyone can practice into and learn.
03:05:38.000I learned it. I know it was so natural to me, but I literally sat and thought, how can I come across as so fantastic they have to hire me?
03:05:49.000I realized that humble is not the way.
03:05:54.000It was never the way. I think you need to be able to turn on that extra version when you need it.
03:06:25.000I promise, guys, tune in to the next emergency meeting.
03:06:27.000I promise I'll play that video for Tristan.
03:06:28.000I promise. I won't be here. But guys, go to CobraTed.com, message the live chat.
03:06:31.000Let them know if you're interested in our two-year tracker.
03:06:33.000We're also going to start tracking the average person's life.
03:06:36.000We're going to put on nice fancy graphs so you can understand the decimation which is going to be bestowed upon the average person.
03:06:40.000And for the next emergency meeting, we're going to do mental Aikido and go through some of the mindset hacks that you can adopt and install in your mind that make winning in life easy.
03:06:49.000Because let me tell you something. All these things we tell you about winning, it's not actually that difficult or that hard to do.
03:06:55.000No, it's not. You just need to install some software in your mind that allows you to perform at the highest possible echelon.
03:07:01.000And it's not difficult because most people don't do exactly that.
03:07:03.000So the next emergency meeting is going to be soon.
03:07:06.000You're going to need a pen and paper and a notepad.
03:07:08.000We're going to give you some mindset hacks because you live inside of your own mind.
03:07:13.000We have a new Fireblood advertisement coming out tomorrow, which I'm very excited about.
03:07:17.000Tristan has a duck keyboard, and on the next emergency meeting, I promise to show you Tristan with his gay unicorn hat on, because I know he likes that.
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