Tate Speech - May 23, 2024


EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 52 - DO YOU HAVE A SWORD?


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 3 minutes

Words per Minute

180.06256

Word Count

11,512

Sentence Count

1,189

Misogynist Sentences

72

Hate Speech Sentences

117


Summary

Tristan and Andrew have an emergency meeting and it's a doosey one. It's a bit of a mess, but it's not a bad mess. And it's about time we had a good ol' fashioned emergency meeting, because we're all in need of some general life advice, because it turns out, none of you know anything about anything. You're just floundering through the world like dummies, and people like me who grew up on the streets will run circles around you then steal your lunch. That's what will happen. You'll stand there with no sandwich, confused in a daze like Tristan's mates, because you haven't paid enough attention to anything. So I'm just going to give you all some generalized life advice. Because when you're not jerking off, you're thinking about when you can next jerk off. And that's when you'll next be thinking about what you're going to eat. And then you'll eat it. So it is for that reason that I am here to give all knowledge, just little pieces of knowledge you should already know, little interesting facts and world observations that you should have come to yourself but you haven t because you re not perspicacious enough and you live in a Daze. And so it's time to teach you all the knowledge you can already know. 10 Life Hacks by Tate. If you want to live a life on the street you never get yourself because you're too scared of running around circles around the streets, instead of running circles around around around you and stealing your lunch, then you need to learn to run around in circles around circles too. I have OCD too! I'm on meds for it too! Oh and I'm too OCD too, so I'm gonna teach you things too! - Lex Cutchies. XOXO. xoxo, Todays episode is a little bit of everything you can learn from the world and I hope you enjoy it. I hope it makes you feel a little better than you did yesterday's episode. Love ya'll. XOXOXO, EJ & AJ. - EJ and AJ xx xo Xx - Ej and AJ - AJ and AJ is not here to make you feel better. - AJ is here to help you be the best you can be better than yesterday's version of yourself, so you don't have to be.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 you you
00:01:26.000 I'm not sure I want to do this emergency meeting today Why? Because you've upset me already.
00:01:53.000 I've seen the clips you're going to play.
00:01:55.000 And I just have a feeling that at some point you're going to describe some of the people in some of these clips as my mates.
00:02:02.000 And if you do that, I don't really want to be here on the emergency meeting with you.
00:02:07.000 Because I'm not mates with these people, Andrew.
00:02:08.000 And you know I'm not. I've never been mates with them.
00:02:10.000 I don't know them. And you're going to play the clip.
00:02:13.000 And you're going to say my mate. So if you say...
00:02:15.000 Every time you say someone's my mate...
00:02:18.000 I'm going to do two minutes of silence.
00:02:20.000 And that's it. So let's run the emergency meeting like a professional.
00:02:28.000 Bye.
00:02:29.000 Let's be nice and informative to our viewers and our friends and the people who support us without calling the people who we have to make fun of Tristan's mate.
00:02:39.000 Do you think that's doable?
00:02:40.000 Do you think you could do that today? Let's see.
00:02:47.000 Let's hope so. So I've decided in this emergency meeting to give you all some generalized life advice.
00:03:25.000 Because it turns out... Put the ashtray here.
00:03:27.000 Oh, fucking and it begins.
00:03:29.000 What fucking begins?
00:03:30.000 Put the fucking ashtray in the middle.
00:03:31.000 We both need it. Because we're both smoking.
00:03:35.000 I see. No, you don't see.
00:03:36.000 This isn't a setup or a conspiracy.
00:03:38.000 I don't work for Big Ashtray or a government conglomerate.
00:03:42.000 All those years pretend to be my brother.
00:03:44.000 No. I see.
00:03:46.000 No, you don't see. You made me spend calories moving the ashtray because you work for big food.
00:03:52.000 So you're going to eat today, and that's my fault.
00:03:54.000 Correct. Sorry about my brother's treachery.
00:03:58.000 Anyway, today I've decided to give you all some generalized life advice because it turns out that none of you know anything about anything.
00:04:06.000 You're all very unwise people.
00:04:08.000 You're just floundering through the world like this.
00:04:13.000 Like dummies. And people like me who grew up on the streets will run circles around you then steal your lunch.
00:04:21.000 That's what will happen. You'll be standing there with a sandwich ready to eat and I'll be running circles around you and you'll be like and then pow!
00:04:32.000 I'll take your sandwich. True.
00:04:34.000 And you'll stand there with no sandwich confused in a daze like Tristan's mates.
00:04:40.000 So It is for that reason that I am here.
00:04:43.000 To give you all knowledge.
00:04:45.000 Just little pieces of knowledge you should already know.
00:04:50.000 Little interesting facts and world observations that you should have come to yourself, but you haven't because you're not perspicacious enough and you live in a daze.
00:04:58.000 A daze which is induced by your constant and endless jerking off.
00:05:03.000 You're sitting there jerking off so often, you haven't paid enough attention to anything.
00:05:07.000 So I'm just going to give you some generalized life knowledge.
00:05:09.000 That's true, because I mean, when you're not jerking off, you're thinking about when you can next jerk off.
00:05:14.000 What you'll next jerk off to.
00:05:16.000 The amount of calories and energy and brain power that goes into your jerking off is unacceptable.
00:05:22.000 That's true. You think about it far too often.
00:05:24.000 Well, maybe I'll watch this porn.
00:05:28.000 Is that you? Is that you?
00:05:29.000 Honestly, look yourselves in the mirror.
00:05:31.000 Because you're anonymous now.
00:05:32.000 You're just names and numbers in a chat room.
00:05:35.000 But look at yourself in the mirror.
00:05:36.000 You are also a real person, every single one of you.
00:05:38.000 Look at yourself in the mirror and say out loud, what am I going to watch?
00:05:43.000 What kind of porn?
00:05:44.000 Next time I jerk off.
00:05:46.000 Say it to yourself. And see yourself through the eyes of me, the contempt, the hatred, the disappointment I would feel in you if that was a thought you actually had.
00:05:57.000 Because that is a thought you actually have, but you think no one knows your thoughts.
00:06:02.000 I saw a video today that inspired this first nugget of information.
00:06:05.000 So this is 10 Life Hacks by Tate.
00:06:08.000 If you want to live the best optimum human experience, I'm going to give you all the street knowledge that you never get yourself because you're too scared of life on the streets.
00:06:17.000 And instead of running around circles, instead of running circles around you and stealing your lunch, I'm going to teach you things.
00:06:22.000 So I saw this video and it's very important you watch it.
00:06:24.000 And then I explained to you what you can learn from it.
00:06:26.000 Point one. I have the worst things.
00:06:28.000 I have the worst OCD in the entire world.
00:06:29.000 Like, I'm on meds for it.
00:06:31.000 Oh, I have OCD too and I'm on meds for it too.
00:06:33.000 What meds? Lexapro. Prozac!
00:06:35.000 Cute! Cute! I have the worst things.
00:06:43.000 I have the worst OCD in the entire world.
00:06:44.000 Like, I'm on meds for it.
00:06:46.000 Now you can see two of Tristan's mates there.
00:06:48.000 I swear, that's four minutes.
00:06:50.000 Four minutes. Nope.
00:06:51.000 Four minutes of silence. What's the matter?
00:06:54.000 Shut up. Describing what meds they're on.
00:06:58.000 Now here's life hack number one.
00:07:02.000 For all you men out there.
00:07:04.000 Don't date, sleep with, fuck, or talk to any woman who's on any kind of med for anything in her brain.
00:07:16.000 No. Medi.
00:07:23.000 No medy-hoes!
00:07:25.000 Now let me explain to you why.
00:07:28.000 Anyone who's on meds for their brain is basically saying they don't have a brain that works.
00:07:34.000 And the problem is, you have enough difficulty as a man getting through to your partner any logic or common sense if her brain does work.
00:07:43.000 If her brain doesn't work, it becomes harder than ever before.
00:07:46.000 And the crazy thing about this is, when your stupid, desperate ass, who is so inclined to get his wee-wee wet in this contraceptive, medicated female, Goes through life dating these kind of girls.
00:08:03.000 It is a ticking time bomb until they accuse you of some shit.
00:08:06.000 Because they are victimizers.
00:08:08.000 They self-victimize. Nobody takes these kind of meds without seeing themselves as a victim.
00:08:13.000 Anyone who takes self-accountability in life wakes up and says, I'm an adult.
00:08:17.000 My situation is my problem to fix.
00:08:20.000 And I'm going to work hard. I'm going to fix it.
00:08:22.000 Even if it's difficult. Even if I'm happy.
00:08:24.000 Even if I'm sad. The people who take meds wake up and go, ah...
00:08:27.000 I don't feel good.
00:08:28.000 It's not my fault.
00:08:30.000 It's my brain's fault.
00:08:32.000 I need some Prozac or Lexa fucking con or whatever that bimbo was talking about.
00:08:38.000 These people are bad people because what they're saying is when something happens in the relationship she doesn't like, It will never be her fault.
00:08:47.000 It will never be her own actions.
00:08:49.000 It'll be you doing it to her.
00:08:52.000 And then, by extension, she's probably going to end up going to the cops on your ass.
00:08:57.000 And the cops nowadays are not prudent and astute and professional enough to sit down and say, before you give me this...
00:09:05.000 Entire spiel about how this person's abusive for whatever reason.
00:09:09.000 Are you on medication of any kind?
00:09:12.000 And if they did ask that, and she said, yes, I need pills every day because my brain doesn't work.
00:09:17.000 They wouldn't throw her case out.
00:09:19.000 They'd say, that's fine.
00:09:20.000 She has a condition.
00:09:22.000 That's fine. In fact, he's a worse abuser.
00:09:25.000 He's abused her worse because she has problems and he's taken advantage of her.
00:09:31.000 So psychos who need pills to function...
00:09:35.000 How many minutes you got left?
00:09:38.000 A minute and 22 seconds.
00:09:40.000 Psychos who need pills to function can accuse you of things, and instead of the police saying, well, this person's not a reliable testimony, it's not a reliable statement, instead, they'll take it and weaponize it against you further.
00:09:54.000 So any woman who needs pills to not be suicidal, or needs pills for whatever other stupid shit, pills to sleep, pills to breathe, fuck knows why they're taking pills, stay away from them.
00:10:06.000 They've got a dangerous mindset, And they're going to be trouble.
00:10:10.000 The pussy ain't worth it.
00:10:12.000 It's really not worth it.
00:10:13.000 I know you're like desperate and you really want to get your wee wee wet and you have very few options.
00:10:18.000 But stay away from women on any of this kind of medication because there's going to be a day you regret it.
00:10:25.000 And when you go to court and say, you know...
00:10:29.000 I know hundreds of men who went through breakups and every time they went through a breakup they never said I was a victim of anything.
00:10:34.000 They just said it didn't work. But every single time this woman breaks up from her man she's a victim of something for some reason.
00:10:40.000 Isn't that strange?
00:10:41.000 And why is she on all these medications?
00:10:43.000 She's taking so many pills.
00:10:45.000 Do you really trust her?
00:10:47.000 Her lawyer will stand up and say, you see, your honor?
00:10:50.000 He doesn't respect the medical conditions.
00:10:52.000 He doesn't respect her OCD. He doesn't respect that she's a pony.
00:10:56.000 A unicorn. Doesn't respect her gender.
00:10:59.000 He's a misogynist.
00:11:01.000 Put him in jail.
00:11:02.000 That's what they're gonna do.
00:11:03.000 Okay, I'm back. Oh, thanks for coming back.
00:11:05.000 I was just talking about your mates.
00:11:09.000 So... Stay away from these kind of women.
00:11:15.000 Anyone who's medicated as a chick, stay away from them.
00:11:18.000 In fact, you should stay away from medicated people in general.
00:11:24.000 Because of what I said earlier about the fact that they don't take responsibility for anything.
00:11:29.000 Everything is someone else's fault, wasn't their fault.
00:11:34.000 Would you want a member of staff, even a man, who needs pills so he doesn't want to shoot himself?
00:11:41.000 Or he needs pills because he has OCD. I have OCD! What does that mean?
00:11:44.000 I'm obsessed with what?
00:11:46.000 Jerking off. Okay, you jerk your dick all day long.
00:11:48.000 And if you take pills, you sometimes stop because it goes limp.
00:11:51.000 Yeah, here's a job.
00:11:53.000 Who hires these people?
00:11:55.000 Anyone who is on any kind of pills for anything...
00:11:58.000 I don't talk to. I don't want them near me.
00:12:01.000 I don't talk to them.
00:12:03.000 Call me a terrible person all you want.
00:12:05.000 That's one of the great things about being rich.
00:12:06.000 You have choice. I have choice who I date.
00:12:08.000 I have choice who I hire.
00:12:10.000 And I ostracize all of these people who cannot function because you know why?
00:12:14.000 Let me have a sip. One second.
00:12:21.000 Get the cups at topg.com.
00:12:26.000 If my life is more difficult than theirs, and I promise you it is, and I'm not taking pills, why the fuck am I gonna hire someone or associate with someone who's pussying out about life, with an easy life, popping pills all day?
00:12:38.000 It's a bad attitude.
00:12:40.000 So all of these people, stay away from them.
00:12:42.000 Stay away from them all. I don't want to throw shots and cause internet beefs, etc.
00:12:48.000 But I lost a lot of respect for Jordan Peterson when I ended up addicted to antidepressants.
00:12:52.000 You talk about mental models and mind work and fucking clean your room, whatever, as if you don't have a girl to clean your room.
00:12:57.000 Duh. That's the Andrew Tate version of Jordan Peterson.
00:12:59.000 Get your woman to clean your room.
00:13:01.000 Top G. Anyway.
00:13:03.000 Then you're addicted to meds and crying all the time and suicidal.
00:13:06.000 Like, bro, stay off this shit!
00:13:08.000 It's all poison for your mind.
00:13:10.000 Stay away from it. Stay away from people who take it.
00:13:13.000 So, if any of you are watching this, and there's 30,000 of you, so there must be some, some of the girls you're dating are on some kind of medication for something.
00:13:22.000 That is trouble waiting to happen.
00:13:24.000 Let them take their trouble and their pussy to some other guy.
00:13:29.000 Thanks. Welcome.
00:13:31.000 Thanks, bro. Thank you. This is my...
00:13:33.000 So this is my anti-jerk-off aproxilin.
00:13:35.000 Yeah? Yeah. This is my...
00:13:38.000 Sad feelings atop-a-blin.
00:13:41.000 Correct. And this is my...
00:13:43.000 Hozak. Because I can't get laid and I'm sad about women.
00:13:46.000 Yes? Exactly. These are my pills, yes?
00:13:47.000 Yes. These are my meds for today. Thank you.
00:13:50.000 Andrew doesn't know I take these.
00:13:51.000 It was kind of rude for you to interrupt the emergency meeting by giving me these.
00:13:54.000 Andrew's not aware that I'm on all these meds.
00:13:56.000 But thank you very much.
00:13:57.000 Welcome. Next time, bring them to me in private.
00:13:59.000 Okay. You don't take meds.
00:14:06.000 What do you mean I don't take meds? My anti-jerk-jerk-off-aproxylen.
00:14:09.000 You don't take meds?
00:14:11.000 Why are you pretending you take meds?
00:14:14.000 We've never taken meds for anything.
00:14:16.000 Ever. My mood has changed!
00:14:19.000 Andrew, I'm sorry for getting mad at you that you're calling people my mates.
00:14:22.000 I'm now in a good mood.
00:14:24.000 Sorry, my brain wasn't working.
00:14:29.000 Okay, so avoid medicated people.
00:14:31.000 Avoid medihose. And you know what?
00:14:34.000 It's scary because like 40% of women are on this shit now.
00:14:37.000 And they're fucking loopy.
00:14:38.000 Add in contraception and they really go crazy.
00:14:42.000 Oh, this is what makes my dick not work.
00:14:44.000 They're vitamin pills.
00:14:46.000 What are you talking about? Are you belittling my medical conditions?
00:14:50.000 My meds are necessary for the functioning of my brain.
00:14:57.000 Without them, I would be sad and you to mock me live on the internet for taking my anti-jerk-off aproxilin.
00:15:08.000 Okay, whatever. Stay away from many hoes.
00:15:09.000 Guys, this is very important because all these women are taking this shit and they're all constantly victims of everything.
00:15:15.000 Everything bad that happens is not their fault and they're all on pills.
00:15:18.000 Stay away from this shit. That's the first bit of life advice from Tate.
00:15:21.000 There's 10 life hacks. That's the first one.
00:15:23.000 Second one. I tweeted something the other day.
00:15:26.000 I can talk to you now. Oh, you talk to me?
00:15:28.000 Yeah. Because your meds allow you to talk to me even though I tell everyone that they're your mate.
00:15:32.000 Yeah, because here's the thing.
00:15:33.000 When you say these people's brains don't work, it's not my fault, it's my brain's fault.
00:15:37.000 As a person with a bunch of medical conditions who takes meds, listen.
00:15:41.000 The science may say, sorry, the fascists may say things like, but your brain's just part of your body.
00:15:48.000 It isn't, Andrew. It's my brain's fault.
00:15:51.000 If I steal, I can blame my hand.
00:15:53.000 And if I'm retarded, I can blame my brain.
00:15:56.000 If I'm gay and retarded and need meds.
00:15:58.000 And I, as you all know, need meds.
00:16:01.000 You've all seen it live on the internet.
00:16:02.000 It is beyond all reasonable doubt because everything we put on the internet is 100% true.
00:16:07.000 And that's why we have to go to court and defend ourselves for jokes we made online nine years ago.
00:16:12.000 Genuine question. Would you trust a judge or a lawyer or a pilot who's on antidepressants?
00:16:19.000 Or has an OCD problem and takes some random pill for OCD or for anxiety.
00:16:24.000 Oh, I'm your pilot!
00:16:26.000 Hello, welcome to Anxiety Airways.
00:16:28.000 I'm your pilot, so just buckle in.
00:16:29.000 But if anything bad happens and I get a little bit anxious during turbulence, I need pills.
00:16:33.000 Otherwise, I have a mental breakdown and pee my pants.
00:16:36.000 Buckle up! I literally, I actually, sorry, have peed my pants already.
00:16:44.000 Alex was late with my meds.
00:16:46.000 There's a huge percentage of lawyers, judges, pilots, doctors, surgeons on these meds.
00:16:54.000 Welcome to the world.
00:16:55.000 The world's fucked. There's a whole bunch of people you need and you rely on who are taking a bunch of mind-altering drugs because if they don't, they pee their pants.
00:17:04.000 Yeah, brothers, business partners, podcast hosts.
00:17:08.000 I'm gonna get you back. Thanks.
00:17:10.000 I'm getting you back with the only medicine I've ever needed in my life that matters.
00:17:14.000 Fire blood. The true man's medicine.
00:17:17.000 The medicine of the real man.
00:17:19.000 You can take all the meds you want.
00:17:21.000 Fire blood is the only medicine any real man has ever needed.
00:17:25.000 Was it prescribed to you by a corrupt doctor who gets extra bonuses if it's given to his patients?
00:17:31.000 No, it wasn't. Well, then how can you trust it?
00:17:33.000 Oh, you don't trust medical science?
00:17:36.000 No, I don't. You don't trust medical science.
00:17:38.000 So you're saying that you can trust Fireblood, even though it wasn't prescribed to you by a doctor who's in bad health anyway, who gets a financial bonus from giving you that supplement.
00:17:53.000 How can you possibly trust that stuff?
00:17:56.000 You're crazy.
00:17:58.000 You need meds.
00:18:02.000 Get your fireblood at topg.com.
00:18:03.000 It tastes absolutely disgusting, but it's got 7 or 8,000% of every vitamin you need because you're a man.
00:18:07.000 You don't care what it tastes like. There!
00:18:09.000 There's my fucking meds!
00:18:11.000 Next woman who says to me, I've got OCD and anxiety, and I say, drink this!
00:18:15.000 Here's my meds. Drink your...
00:18:17.000 Tobacoproxalan.
00:18:19.000 Have a fucking cigar, have a coffee, and drink some fucking fireblood.
00:18:22.000 Then clean my room.
00:18:24.000 Message Jordan Peterson.
00:18:25.000 Let him know it's done. I've had enough of this shit.
00:18:29.000 Stay away from many hoes.
00:18:31.000 First thing. Next! Tweet something.
00:18:34.000 Talk about these girls on contraception.
00:18:36.000 Two. Contracepti hoes.
00:18:40.000 Contracepti hoes. Make sure you get the correct spelling.
00:18:44.000 Contracepti. I think it's got three Y's.
00:18:46.000 Contracepti. Three Y's.
00:18:48.000 No, it's with an I actually. Oh, it's an I. C-O-N-T-R-A-C-E-P-T-I hoes.
00:18:52.000 Contracepti hoes. Contracepti hoes, yeah.
00:18:55.000 Your sperm, which you're wasting because you just jerk off into a tissue, can create beautiful life and can create beautiful children.
00:19:04.000 It can? You're spending all your money and all your time running around restaurants in Miami trying to get the opportunity via thousands of your dollars you've earned to waste your sperm dumping it into some contraceptive female who backtalks you and wouldn't give a shit for more than five minutes if you went to jail.
00:19:24.000 Stop. It's fucking gay.
00:19:27.000 A lot of people don't understand that there's a lot of gay ways to have sex with a girl.
00:19:31.000 Oh yeah, you can have gay sex with women.
00:19:33.000 All the time! All the time.
00:19:34.000 In fact, most gay sex that happens is between men and women.
00:19:38.000 And people are like, oh yeah, but it's a girl.
00:19:40.000 But it's gay. It is gay.
00:19:42.000 She's loaded with chemicals so she cannot reproduce.
00:19:45.000 She doesn't give a shit about you.
00:19:46.000 You spend all your money on her.
00:19:48.000 And she's like, I want to have sex for fun.
00:19:50.000 And you're just dumping your sperm to die.
00:19:53.000 Your soldiers, your heroes, dumping them to die in the lifeless void of her puss.
00:19:58.000 Let me ask you a question. If you live in the desert, okay, and you spend thousands of dollars on seeds and fertilizer, and then you spend months plowing the desert sand and planting fruits, are you really a farmer?
00:20:15.000 Or are you just mixing seeds with sand?
00:20:19.000 Are you in fact, A, a farmer, or B, a cunt?
00:20:25.000 Because I think you're a cunt.
00:20:27.000 And you'd be wasting diesel for your tractors, seed, energy, calories, manpower, just to mix the seeds with sand.
00:20:37.000 And nothing happens.
00:20:39.000 You are not a farmer, my friend.
00:20:41.000 You're a jackass. If you're having sex with a woman, there should at least be a possibility of pregnancy.
00:20:48.000 A possibility. Maybe it happens, maybe it doesn't.
00:20:50.000 Gamble with the pull-out method.
00:20:52.000 It's what it is. It's fine.
00:20:53.000 It's fine. Because children are a blessing from God and you'll never regret any children you get.
00:20:57.000 Every time you get a child, you'll always be glad you have that child.
00:21:01.000 So, going into these barren wastelands, these expensive barren wastelands, you're at fucking Burning Man.
00:21:09.000 You're walking around Burning Man.
00:21:10.000 It's been three days. You're such a dipshit.
00:21:12.000 You spent all your money to go there thinking, I saw four hot girls on Instagram at Burning Man, scantily dressed.
00:21:17.000 This is going to be full of girls. And then you go and you see it's full of dudes looking for the same four girls.
00:21:21.000 So you're one of them and you're walking around.
00:21:23.000 And you're very lucky by some freak accident, by some...
00:21:28.000 Absolute twist of fate.
00:21:29.000 As you walk out of the drug tent, you manage to see one of the very few attractive females standing there by herself.
00:21:36.000 Okay, now she's standing there dehydrated, high on ecstasy.
00:21:40.000 With a hairy pussy. With fake extensions in her hair.
00:21:44.000 And she's dancing.
00:21:45.000 And she's only had one bucket shower in the last three days.
00:21:52.000 And you go up to her and say, hey, that's great dancing.
00:21:54.000 Would you like to have sex with me?
00:21:56.000 And she goes, okay.
00:21:58.000 So then you go and you walk through the mud for 45 minutes to find a tent.
00:22:03.000 And you take off her clothes and you ignore her BO. And you dump your sperm, which can create beautiful life, into her barren, lifeless pussy.
00:22:11.000 Uh-huh. Then what you do is you go and tell your friends you did it.
00:22:16.000 Hey guys, I got this really hot girl at Burning Man.
00:22:18.000 I just came out the tent. She was there.
00:22:19.000 I went up to her. I just said, hey, that's nice dancing.
00:22:21.000 I just got her back to the tent.
00:22:23.000 Bam, bam. I banged her.
00:22:25.000 You're gay. Yeah, you're gay.
00:22:27.000 That is gay.
00:22:28.000 Gay sex. You just had gay sex.
00:22:31.000 Congratulations. Get an AIDS test.
00:22:34.000 Because you're a faggot. That's the gayest sex I've ever heard.
00:22:38.000 There's no chance of life.
00:22:39.000 There's no chance of babies.
00:22:41.000 If you go to jail the next day and she somehow gets the memo, she won't give a shit.
00:22:46.000 Why are you sleeping with a girl who won't care if you go to jail?
00:22:48.000 Because eventually, if you have any kind of opinion, you're going to go to jail.
00:22:50.000 She needs to at least write to you.
00:22:52.000 She ain't writing to you. What the fucking purpose is she?
00:22:54.000 Stay away from these women who can't have kids.
00:22:56.000 They're full of contraceptives.
00:22:58.000 They're barren, lifeless, and they want sex.
00:23:01.000 They want your energy. Like vampires.
00:23:04.000 I'm horny. Oh, you're horny?
00:23:05.000 Where's my fucking kids?
00:23:07.000 What do you mean you're horny? What are we having sex for?
00:23:08.000 For fucking what? Exercise?
00:23:10.000 What is this? Gay? This is gay.
00:23:11.000 Yeah, it's gay. I wanna have sex. I wanna have sex.
00:23:13.000 I wanna have sex. If you wanna have sex so bad, get off the pill.
00:23:16.000 Yeah, jujitsu with men, where you're rolling around on the floor with men, Is far better and less gay exercise than having hard sex with a woman who you can't get pregnant from.
00:23:27.000 At least you're learning to fight. It's something.
00:23:29.000 It's less gay. Jiu-jitsu, shirtless jiu-jitsu with men on the floor, isn't gay.
00:23:36.000 But having sex with a girl at Burning Man who has fucking UTI and fucking STDs and fucking contraceptive pills in her blood and ecstasy in her system is very gay.
00:23:49.000 Very gay. Remember that.
00:23:50.000 You can have gay sex with women.
00:23:52.000 There should at least be a chance that life is created from sex.
00:23:57.000 So avoid that shit.
00:23:59.000 Yeah, don't be gay. Number three.
00:24:01.000 The world needs to urgently and quickly stop...
00:24:05.000 Giving random babies to gay dudes.
00:24:09.000 Yeah. I don't know how this became a thing.
00:24:12.000 Okay. I don't know whose baby this is, but I really think that my advice to you at home is to not encourage or pretend this is ever normal or okay.
00:24:27.000 Whose baby is that?
00:24:28.000 Yeah, because I've had babies.
00:24:31.000 Babies have been had that I have fathered.
00:24:33.000 I've fathered babies, right?
00:24:35.000 Not for one second did I think, I know what I'll do with this baby.
00:24:41.000 I'll give it to that guy.
00:24:44.000 In the dress. With the hairy chest.
00:24:47.000 And his boyfriend. And his boyfriend.
00:24:49.000 I'm going to give the baby to him.
00:24:51.000 Because I understand there are reasons to give your babies away.
00:24:55.000 People are put up for adoption.
00:24:57.000 Lots of times people are going to die.
00:25:00.000 You give the kids to the godfather.
00:25:01.000 I understand that some kids are raised by people who aren't their biological parents.
00:25:06.000 And that's a great thing. And there are a lot of people who foster with their wives and taking these children.
00:25:10.000 And it's beautiful. But if you need to give a baby away, don't give it to that dude.
00:25:17.000 So here's the life advice in this.
00:25:19.000 Because the life advice is, if you give an inch, the world takes a mile.
00:25:23.000 That's how it goes. So if you see something that's wrong, just nip it in the bud.
00:25:28.000 We should've nipped this shit in the bud long ago.
00:25:30.000 We just want to get married.
00:25:32.000 We just want equal rights.
00:25:33.000 We just want... We just want...
00:25:34.000 Seven years later, they're stealing... We want your babies.
00:25:36.000 They're stealing everyone's babies. It's out of control.
00:25:39.000 So as a man, my next bit of life advice is to avoid many hoes, avoid contraceptive hoes, because that makes you gay.
00:25:44.000 Let's put this here. This is homosexual.
00:25:46.000 Yeah, all those things are gay. This is gay.
00:25:49.000 Don't be gay. Free.
00:25:53.000 Very important point. Don't sell your children to gays.
00:25:57.000 I'll put it as a more generalized point.
00:25:59.000 If you see something which is against your principles, even only slightly, it's still against your principles.
00:26:05.000 It's binary. It's yes or no, black and white.
00:26:08.000 Don't say it's only a little bit against my principles because it's okay.
00:26:11.000 Because once the principles have been broken, it's a sliding scale into hell, which is where we are now.
00:26:16.000 We're sliding into hell.
00:26:18.000 There's no need for these things to be happening.
00:26:20.000 There's no need for any of this. It doesn't benefit anybody.
00:26:22.000 It's all just insanity on every level.
00:26:25.000 The Western project, the Western experiment is collapsing in real time.
00:26:29.000 So you need to stand on your principles instantly because if you give an inch, it will take a mile.
00:26:33.000 That's very important. I'd actually argue, hear me out, that if all social media didn't exist, if you imagine life in the 1940s, Barely anyone has a telephone.
00:26:44.000 When you're in your house, you're just in your house.
00:26:46.000 And when you're in public, you're in public.
00:26:47.000 And you don't meet people. When you're in your apartment, you have no contract with the outside world.
00:26:51.000 I would argue that these dudes wouldn't want your babies if they couldn't show them off on the internet.
00:26:57.000 Oh yeah, it's a flex.
00:26:58.000 If these dudes just lived with their boyfriend in their house, they wouldn't want your screaming, pooing baby in their house.
00:27:06.000 They want it so they can show the internet they have it.
00:27:12.000 Next piece of life advice.
00:27:13.000 Guys, a group on the street is very important.
00:27:15.000 This is a very important one. Don't cook anymore.
00:27:19.000 I'm tired of seeing all you broke dudes cooking.
00:27:22.000 You know, there's this weird thing on the internet.
00:27:24.000 Like, I guess I'm in the conservative red pill alpha male space of Twitter.
00:27:30.000 And you see all these dudes and like, I just cooked a real steak.
00:27:33.000 Like I just cooked a man's steak.
00:27:36.000 Cooking a steak does not make you a man.
00:27:38.000 It's gay. Cooking is probably the lowest ROI activity that anyone can engage in.
00:27:44.000 You should only cook if you're already a millionaire and extremely boring.
00:27:48.000 Yeah. So that you're the kind of boring person who enjoys making food, but you're already so rich your time doesn't matter.
00:27:54.000 Because the time you spend shopping, buying food, preparing food, cooking food, cleaning up after yourself is enough money, is enough time to literally become financially free.
00:28:06.000 Yeah. And you're doing that three times a day.
00:28:08.000 Every day. You can order food for cheap.
00:28:10.000 Hasn't got to be unhealthy. You can get rotisserie chicken and a bag of salad for three or four bucks.
00:28:15.000 Done. You can ask your female to microwave it.
00:28:18.000 Quickly eat it as fast as possible and get back to your lesson inside of the real world.
00:28:22.000 We have lessons all day, every day.
00:28:24.000 You don't have time to be cooking because there's lessons to be taking part in.
00:28:28.000 Why are you cooking food?
00:28:29.000 The ROI on food cooking is ridiculously low.
00:28:33.000 I don't understand. Every time I see a poor person, like I'm gonna cook a meal.
00:28:36.000 You're broke. You don't have an hour and a half.
00:28:39.000 You're poor. You don't have an hour.
00:28:42.000 Stop it. Biggest time waste is cooking.
00:28:45.000 You have to sleep and you have to eat, but you don't have to cook.
00:28:49.000 Cut that shit out.
00:28:51.000 Find a healthy way to get food to you delivered so you can focus on your tasks.
00:28:56.000 And it doesn't make you a real man to do the barbecue.
00:28:58.000 It's just the most pathetic attempt at being masculine I've ever seen.
00:29:02.000 If you're such a tough guy, get in the cage.
00:29:03.000 Yeah, and me and Andrew actually ate the same thing every day for six years.
00:29:07.000 So we practiced what we preached before we had the internet.
00:29:09.000 Well, that's true. Tell the story.
00:29:10.000 That's true. I did, and Andrew did, sometimes cook, but here is cooking.
00:29:17.000 Boil rice, fry meat, open cans of peas, and shit.
00:29:23.000 Kidney beans. Mix it all together in a big pot, this big, and for three or four days, eat it out of the microwave.
00:29:31.000 That was it. Half an hour to make three or four days worth of food is worth it.
00:29:38.000 The thing is, look, I don't know if all you gays are slow eaters or not.
00:29:43.000 If I had to, I don't know, spend an hour preparing something that would give me five hours of joy, I think, okay, that at least makes some sense.
00:29:54.000 But there is not a fucking meal alive, and this is a challenge to any of you cooking gays on the internet.
00:30:01.000 I will fly you here, and if you can cook a meal in less time than it takes me to eat the meal, I'll agree that the ROI might be there.
00:30:11.000 But there is not a fucking meal you could prepare in any amount of time that I can't eat in one-fifth of the time.
00:30:19.000 An hour and a half of this, and I'm a fast eater.
00:30:22.000 It will be 48 seconds of this.
00:30:26.000 What the fuck are you doing?
00:30:31.000 And you're doing it because I guess you want to exercise some creative juices of some type, which should be used towards making money, or you want to assert your dominance and your competence to the people in your house or your woman and show that you're capable, which should be used for making money.
00:30:46.000 It's just a pathetic attempt to, hey, I'm the man, I do the barbecue.
00:30:49.000 You're gay. You're gay. Go in the cage and fight, then get out of the cage and get rich.
00:30:54.000 Stop fucking around, cooking at a barbecue.
00:30:56.000 You're not a tough guy. It's all gay.
00:30:58.000 Cooking, whenever I see a broke person come to me and say, what's your number one advice to not be poor anymore and I want to become rich?
00:31:04.000 I say, stop cooking because you're wasting way too much time.
00:31:08.000 Give that shit up.
00:31:09.000 Four, don't cook anymore.
00:31:10.000 No, cook bros equal gay.
00:31:12.000 Cookbros equals K, yeah, we'll write that down.
00:31:14.000 Next, a logical extension.
00:31:24.000 Live with men you're in competition with.
00:31:27.000 If you're in competition...
00:31:29.000 Oh, wait, shit. I found a picture of your...
00:31:30.000 I found a video of your girlfriend. I'm not talking to you for two minutes.
00:31:33.000 My meds have worn off. Take your meds.
00:31:35.000 No. We need you on the show.
00:31:36.000 Take your meds. No. No.
00:31:37.000 No. No. Two minutes. Take your meds.
00:31:39.000 Bye! So that was a video of Tristan and his mate standing around looking at his girlfriend that he eventually managed to sleep with.
00:32:20.000 Congratulations. Just saying.
00:32:24.000 Live with men you're in competition with.
00:32:25.000 So... You and your friends need to have friendly competition at all times.
00:32:29.000 Now, you dorks at home probably already have banter with your friends.
00:32:32.000 But here's how you gay men do it.
00:32:34.000 You go up to your friend, you go, hey bro, hey Tony.
00:32:37.000 Yeah, do you watch the game?
00:32:38.000 Probably not. Your TV's not as big as mine.
00:32:41.000 Because you're just a bunch of homos.
00:32:42.000 No. You need to meet your friends and you need to have banter and competition around things that matter.
00:32:47.000 Who's got the most money?
00:32:49.000 Who's worked hardest?
00:32:50.000 Who's discovered XYZ? Crypto?
00:32:53.000 Stock? New way of generating income.
00:32:56.000 Who's trained that day?
00:32:58.000 Who has the most children?
00:32:59.000 Put some actual competitions together that matter and start competing and being around people because you are the sum of the five people you spend the most time with.
00:33:06.000 Everybody knows this. So why do you get some genuine metrics that will improve your life?
00:33:10.000 You won't have time to stand around cooking meals if you're friends with somebody who works out for three hours a day, for example.
00:33:17.000 Because you're going to need to find three hours a day to train to beat him, which means you're going to have to just eat that rotisserie chicken as you do squats, like a man should.
00:33:25.000 Or drink your fire blood, and there.
00:33:27.000 You have everything you need. Fire blood, rotisserie chicken, bam, done.
00:33:29.000 You don't have time for just cooking. It's gay.
00:33:32.000 Live with men you're in competition with.
00:33:33.000 This is ultra important because you can measure yourself against your circle.
00:33:37.000 If Tristan comes downstairs and says I've done a thousand push-ups, I will do anything it takes to do a thousand and one just to annoy him because I know that he then has to do a thousand and two and pissing him off is worth it.
00:33:52.000 It's always worth it.
00:33:53.000 And that's why you need to have that kind of competition.
00:33:55.000 Now, you and your dickhead friends sit around and laugh and have competition about, I don't know, sports teams or Drake, or I don't know what the fuck you people are doing.
00:34:02.000 Burning Man, you're a bunch of losers.
00:34:05.000 Get your act together. Get some genuine metrics, things that matter.
00:34:10.000 And once they're all put together, you're going to live in a naturally competitive environment, which is going to increase your testosterone level.
00:34:16.000 It's going to prevent you from doing a lot of dumb shit.
00:34:18.000 So Tristan, can you please write on the board, live in competition?
00:34:21.000 Tristan's on protest because I busted him and his fucking mates
00:34:29.000 mates.
00:34:29.000 Thank you for watching!
00:34:36.000 And the competition one's great, you know, because you can apply it to everything.
00:34:39.000 For example, I could have a competition with Tristan, with my brother or the other guys I live with.
00:34:45.000 Whose girlfriends are on the least medication?
00:34:49.000 I win! Zero.
00:34:51.000 Whose girlfriends are not full of contraceptives with dead pussies?
00:34:56.000 You know? Who's the most stubborn when it comes to their principles to the point they get dragged to a jail cell?
00:35:02.000 Well, it's close between me and T on that.
00:35:05.000 We'll ride to the end.
00:35:07.000 Who spends least time cooking?
00:35:09.000 Well, it's gonna be hard to beat my record of zero fucking minutes.
00:35:14.000 Zero minutes a day!
00:35:17.000 Someone bring me food!
00:35:18.000 And a female or a member of staff complies instantly.
00:35:21.000 I ain't got time for that shit. You know who loses this?
00:35:24.000 Most time cooking? Your mate, Bailey.
00:35:27.000 You know why? Fucking that fucking cunt!
00:35:30.000 He uses the fucking microwave, doesn't he?
00:35:32.000 If I have steak from yesterday in the fridge and I'm hungry, I'm having cold steak.
00:35:38.000 We got no time to waste.
00:35:39.000 Bailey's Mr. Microwave.
00:35:41.000 Is it? Three minutes.
00:35:42.000 Three minutes! I know!
00:35:44.000 Fucking hell, it's pathetic.
00:35:46.000 It's embarrassing. Fucking hell.
00:35:48.000 No wonder he'd ever get ahead in life.
00:35:50.000 No wonder he's so short. I ain't gonna grow if you're standing in front of the fucking microwave getting your balls radiated.
00:35:56.000 Yeah, I think his neck is thin because the radiation from the microwave fucking irradiates his face and gets skinny neck.
00:36:04.000 I want my food warm, please.
00:36:06.000 Microwave neck. Whereas the cold steak going down my throat builds the muscles of my neck and traps.
00:36:12.000 It's not even about the temperature.
00:36:14.000 It's about the fact that just give me the fucking steak.
00:36:15.000 I'm hungry. I'll eat it in 33 seconds and I can continue with my life.
00:36:18.000 Who gives a shit? Anyway, cooking annoys me because all these tough guys on Twitter talk about cooking and none of them are tough guys.
00:36:24.000 They're all fucking losers. Do you know the thing about Twitter when you're as famous as me?
00:36:27.000 I've got 9.2 million followers, blah, blah, blah.
00:36:29.000 I see all these Twitter accounts and they're all insignificant compared to me and they're all nobodies.
00:36:33.000 And they all talk tough and shit.
00:36:35.000 And I just remember during COVID seeing them all wear masks and talk about the vaccine.
00:36:38.000 Just, they're all full of shit.
00:36:39.000 Everyone on the internet is full of shit besides us, T. There's a reason why we're the most famous men on the planet.
00:36:43.000 Every single one is full of shit.
00:36:45.000 You name somebody.
00:36:47.000 Well, this guy's good. They're all full of shit.
00:36:49.000 They all fucking cuck during COVID. They all sit around cooking their meals and getting pegged by their wives.
00:36:53.000 It's all bullshit. It's gay.
00:36:56.000 Anyway, more life advice, because I've got loads.
00:37:00.000 Carry a sword when you need to make important decisions.
00:37:03.000 Now, I did a tape speech on this.
00:37:05.000 Let me find the clip from the tape speech if I can.
00:37:08.000 About why it's important you should have a sword.
00:37:10.000 Because a sword allows you to be as brave as possible when making decisions.
00:37:17.000 And I think that it allows you to have some clarity.
00:37:20.000 Some masculine clarity.
00:37:21.000 So next time you're sitting around your house and you're thinking, hmm, what should I do?
00:37:25.000 Pick up a sword while you think about it.
00:37:27.000 Let me explain my point of view here.
00:37:29.000 If every man on earth walked around with a sword, then when the females who have been emotionally manipulated try and manipulate the men, the men won't listen.
00:37:39.000 That will make the female have more respect for the man.
00:37:42.000 The frame will change.
00:37:44.000 The female's mind will start to naturally align with the worldview of the male.
00:37:50.000 And most of the issues of the world, when it comes to liberalism or any of this crazy shit, you can name anything, would basically go away.
00:38:00.000 We can fix this.
00:38:01.000 It can all be fixed.
00:38:03.000 You just need to carry a sword around your house.
00:38:07.000 That's all you gotta do. And then all the emotional ploys, it won't work.
00:38:12.000 You're a full-grown man. You're sitting there.
00:38:13.000 You're watching the news. They're saying something.
00:38:16.000 Whatever they're saying. It's good that you don't eat meat.
00:38:19.000 Climate change. Da-da-da-da-da.
00:38:21.000 And you're sitting there with a sword.
00:38:24.000 That's what I do. Climate change.
00:38:26.000 Don't eat meat. Fuck off.
00:38:30.000 Tell me what to do. I hate what I fucking want.
00:38:33.000 I got a sword. You ain't telling me what to do.
00:38:37.000 You sit there without a sword.
00:38:40.000 This is you. No cigar, no sword, nothing.
00:38:45.000 Is that you? That life you live?
00:38:52.000 That's who you want to be as a man?
00:38:55.000 Please understand that the propaganda machine Uses emotional manipulation because females are susceptible to it.
00:39:01.000 And they've then weakened males on purpose.
00:39:04.000 They've weakened you so that when the female gives her opinions, which are not original, they're not well thought through, they're not perspicaciously derived.
00:39:15.000 No, they were told to her by a manipulative machine, which is interested in creating slaves.
00:39:22.000 And when she repeats those opinions to you, you sit there and go, yeah, okay.
00:39:28.000 Well, you know, you said we would have sex last month.
00:39:32.000 Do better. And stage one, the first step to fixing earth and fixing your miserable life It's to rock on your house with a sword.
00:39:46.000 So the point I'm making here is a meta point.
00:39:48.000 It's a larger point. And I'm trying to explain to you that the reason most of your lives suck is because you don't take the brave choice.
00:39:55.000 Taking the brave choice allows you to basically win all of the time because God loves the brave and the courageous.
00:40:01.000 The reason your lives are shit is because you've been cowards all of the time.
00:40:05.000 So let me give you an example.
00:40:07.000 Pass me the sword if you wouldn't mind, old friend.
00:40:09.000 Thank you. So let me give an example.
00:40:11.000 Tristan, please ask me if I should get the COVID vaccination.
00:40:15.000 Hey, Andrew, everyone's getting this COVID vaccination.
00:40:18.000 I think you should get the COVID vaccination with me.
00:40:20.000 Well, I do have other vaccines and all in all, they've been pretty successful.
00:40:25.000 And I guess the medical industry is designed and pretty good at keeping people alive.
00:40:29.000 We can't argue that more people would die without hospitals than with hospitals.
00:40:32.000 And COVID is a new disease and it's impossible to know how dangerous it is.
00:40:36.000 Perhaps I should get the COVID vaccine.
00:40:38.000 Now ask me again.
00:40:41.000 Hey, Andrew! Everyone's getting this COVID vaccine to prevent COVID. I'm thinking of going to get it.
00:40:46.000 You want to get it with me? Fuck your vaccine!
00:40:51.000 Bruv! Vaccine!
00:40:52.000 I'm from the streets! Vaccine!
00:40:55.000 You think I'm scared of vaccine? I'll be dodging bullets, bruv!
00:40:58.000 I've got a sword! Fuck them!
00:40:59.000 If COVID wants to come to my house!
00:41:04.000 Do you understand? Let's try it again!
00:41:06.000 Okay, I'm gonna try again. Don't worry. I have no other questions.
00:41:09.000 Hey, Andrew! There's this girl who I know.
00:41:12.000 A friend of one of my girls. She really wants to hook up with you.
00:41:14.000 She's on contraceptive pills.
00:41:17.000 Nice. Great.
00:41:18.000 So I can just have sex with her.
00:41:20.000 I can get my pee pee wet. She's really hot.
00:41:22.000 And all my sperm will just die.
00:41:23.000 And I can just have sex with her.
00:41:25.000 And then she'll tell me how good I am after I put all that energy in.
00:41:29.000 And I can do that instead of making money and seeing my friends.
00:41:31.000 Exactly. Wow.
00:41:33.000 And she's pretty? Very.
00:41:34.000 Very. Hey Andrew, my girlfriend has this friend who's really hot, who wants to have sex with you.
00:41:41.000 She's on contraceptive pills.
00:41:45.000 I have no interest.
00:41:47.000 In having sex with these females unless I breed them.
00:41:50.000 Because I need sons.
00:41:52.000 It is my interest only to expand my dynasty and my bloodline so that the future Matrix has to deal with the Andrew Tates of 2030, 2040, and 2050.
00:42:01.000 I must have a lineage of warriors who are unafraid of slavery.
00:42:05.000 I have no interest in her dead pussy or her bullshit.
00:42:09.000 And tell her the chance of me taking her on a fucking date to sit there and listen to her crap about astrology so I can dump my perfect sperm into her dead puss It's zero!
00:42:19.000 One more. Hey, Andrew, I'm really hungry.
00:42:23.000 What are we having for dinner tonight? I think together you and I should prepare a delicious meal.
00:42:29.000 Oh, yeah. I saw this Jamie Oliver clip.
00:42:31.000 It was great. And what you do is you get the onions and then you peel the onions and then you cut the onions and then you cry a little bit.
00:42:36.000 And then after the onions are cut, you get the garlic and then you peel the garlic and then you cut the garlic.
00:42:40.000 In about two hours, we'll have about six minutes worth of nutrition.
00:42:46.000 Sort of. Hey, Andrew, I'm hungry.
00:42:50.000 For dinner tonight, I'm thinking you and I hit the kitchen and prepare a meal for us.
00:42:55.000 For ourselves. You fucking gay?
00:42:58.000 Get a woman to do it. There's all these fucking bitches in the house.
00:43:00.000 Tell them to fucking cook. Order something.
00:43:02.000 What the fuck? I got shit to do.
00:43:03.000 What do you mean fucking prepare a meal?
00:43:05.000 Meals already prepared.
00:43:08.000 Sandwich! See how this works, ladies and gentlemen.
00:43:11.000 And you could be from anywhere in the world.
00:43:13.000 Maybe not a sword, but any type of weapon.
00:43:14.000 How do you feel on that day? Katana, mace, you know?
00:43:18.000 Something old school.
00:43:20.000 A musket, maybe.
00:43:21.000 But still, the principle's the same.
00:43:24.000 If you walked around your house with a musket, you'd make better decision.
00:43:27.000 Musket with a bayonet.
00:43:29.000 Hmm, I don't know. Hey, Dad!
00:43:31.000 Hey, Dad! Today the school teachers said that I might be non-binary!
00:43:38.000 Revolution time! You need to have your weapons!
00:43:42.000 Because then you'll finally do the right thing!
00:43:44.000 So you should have a sword with you all the time and your whole personality will change.
00:43:48.000 You might finally be a man.
00:43:49.000 You might finally stop jerking off.
00:43:52.000 It's extremely important.
00:43:54.000 Yeah, well, you know what? Because a lot of the important questions aren't asked by your brother or friend.
00:43:58.000 They're asked within your own mind.
00:44:01.000 I'll give you an example. I wake up.
00:44:03.000 7am. I went to sleep at 7.01.
00:44:05.000 Minus one minute sleep. Oh, do I? I'm quite tired.
00:44:10.000 Do I get up a train or do I go back to sleep?
00:44:13.000 Would the fucking Knights Templar, the Crusaders go back to sleep?
00:44:17.000 Where's your sword next to your bed?
00:44:19.000 Exactly. You wake up and you're tired.
00:44:21.000 Imagine this. You wake up.
00:44:23.000 I'm tired. I want to close my eyes.
00:44:25.000 I'm tired like a penny. And your squire hands you your sword.
00:44:33.000 You're awake now! So isn't it like walking around?
00:44:35.000 I'm feeling horny.
00:44:38.000 Maybe I should go to...
00:44:39.000 P... O... I'm feeling horny.
00:44:47.000 Do you have a sword? No, you're gonna fucking Count of Monte Cristo and go out and seduce some women like a fucking man, some non-contraceptive women.
00:44:55.000 No medihose. You do the right thing.
00:44:57.000 It's actually an amazing point because you and I, not many people know this about us, we have a problem with napping.
00:45:05.000 Yeah. We're anti-nap.
00:45:07.000 That's the one thing we'll bully each other for.
00:45:10.000 If anyone catches the other one having a nap, they get bullied.
00:45:13.000 Bullied. I'm tired like a baby and I don't want to have my nap because I'm tired like a baby and babies are tired and my eyes are tired like a baby.
00:45:24.000 Pick up the sword and do that again.
00:45:25.000 I can't! You can't!
00:45:27.000 I can't fucking do it! I can't do it!
00:45:29.000 I'm holding a fucking sword!
00:45:30.000 Next time you're tired, pick up a sword.
00:45:32.000 You'll never be tired ever again. You'll never fucking sleep again.
00:45:35.000 This is the thing. Naps are so important because people are always fucking napping.
00:45:40.000 And they're like, sleep's really important for your cognitive and your muscles.
00:45:43.000 If that's so true, how come you fuckers sleep more than me?
00:45:45.000 I sleep four hours a day. I'm built like a fucking tank.
00:45:47.000 I beat the shit out of you, and I'm smarter than all of you, and I'm richer than all of you.
00:45:50.000 Why are you sleeping so much if it hasn't helped you at all?
00:45:53.000 Clearly you're just lazy, and you think, oh, I'll just have a nap.
00:45:56.000 How do you even sleep? I can't even sleep.
00:45:58.000 I've got too many things in my mind, too many problems to solve.
00:46:01.000 You're sitting there sleeping away, jerking off like a loser.
00:46:05.000 Fuck that shit. And you should bully all your friends for napping.
00:46:08.000 Because you know who takes naps?
00:46:10.000 Babies! Babies love naps!
00:46:12.000 So next time you see your friend napping, say, oh, you know, I know someone else who takes a nap.
00:46:16.000 It's a baby. It's one years old.
00:46:19.000 I know this one-year-old who loves naps.
00:46:21.000 Oh, did you have a nice nap?
00:46:23.000 Especially when you're flying.
00:46:24.000 We caught Justin Waller napping on the plane.
00:46:27.000 So this is actually an expose, and I guess we shouldn't really out him publicly.
00:46:32.000 But Justin Waller I'm not saying he's gay, but I've seen him sleeping with men.
00:46:41.000 Or trying to...
00:46:43.000 He's tried to sleep with me before.
00:46:46.000 Do you want to go into detail? Yeah, we were on a plane, and we were flying.
00:46:48.000 It was an eight-hour flight. Quiet, Jet.
00:46:50.000 And we hadn't slept, and we got on the plane like 1 a.m.
00:46:53.000 It was already very tiring, and by now it was like 7 or 8 a.m.
00:46:55.000 our time, and my brother and I are sitting there necking coffees for no reason just to stare out the window and stay awake because we refuse to nap or sleep in any regard ever because for some reason that makes you a coward and makes you gay.
00:47:05.000 And then Justin closed his eyes, and he was on his chair with his eyes closed trying to sleep, and there was another man on a chair next to him, so it looked like he was sleeping with men.
00:47:14.000 With men? Well, here's the thing.
00:47:16.000 I was sitting opposite him on the jet.
00:47:18.000 So he was trying to sleep with me, but I didn't want to sleep with him back.
00:47:23.000 You see? All those times you had a nap on a plane.
00:47:26.000 Oh, I'm on a plane. I'll just have a nap.
00:47:28.000 You were sleeping with a bunch of dudes.
00:47:30.000 How many dudes were on that plane?
00:47:32.000 You had sex with all of them.
00:47:34.000 Get an AIDS test. Get an AIDS test.
00:47:35.000 You're officially a faggot.
00:47:38.000 Stop napping! Car rides!
00:47:40.000 Oh no no no!
00:47:41.000 Not in this outfit!
00:47:43.000 There's no fucking car ride napping outfit!
00:47:46.000 You're trying to sleep with a man while he's driving?
00:47:50.000 GAY! Yeah, it's true.
00:47:54.000 You and I drove. We refused to sleep.
00:47:57.000 We could take shifts and sleep and nap.
00:48:00.000 We just, we can't do it.
00:48:02.000 No one sees us do this.
00:48:05.000 It's to God and ourselves only.
00:48:07.000 We were in Munich, Germany.
00:48:09.000 We had just tested the Bugatti before our Bugatti turned up.
00:48:12.000 Yeah. It was 9 a.m.
00:48:14.000 So 9 a.m. we did the test track.
00:48:16.000 We did all the test things in Germany.
00:48:18.000 We finished about 3 p.m.
00:48:20.000 We went back to the hotel. We had the Porsche outside and we're like, fuck it, let's drive home.
00:48:24.000 And from Munich to Bucharest is about 23, 24 hours.
00:48:27.000 We'd already been driving all day.
00:48:28.000 And we hammered 24 straight hours.
00:48:31.000 No shifts of sleep.
00:48:32.000 The other person who was in the passenger seat stayed awake to play songs.
00:48:36.000 No one was allowed to sleep ever.
00:48:38.000 Sleeping is gay.
00:48:39.000 Napping is gay. We just stayed awake for like 39 hours driving Porsches and Bugatties like heroes.
00:48:45.000 And you're right. None of this is filmed.
00:48:46.000 Nobody knew. It's just me and you saying, if you sleep, you're gay.
00:48:50.000 You're trying to sleep with me.
00:48:52.000 Look, and I'm sure you slept with your male friends while movies were on.
00:48:57.000 What could be more gay?
00:48:58.000 We watched a movie and slept together.
00:49:02.000 What?! Super gay.
00:49:04.000 You are gay. Stop napping.
00:49:07.000 Stop it. No naps.
00:49:08.000 Forever. You don't have time for naps.
00:49:10.000 You don't have time to cook.
00:49:12.000 You need to try and get rich.
00:49:13.000 You do not have time for these things.
00:49:15.000 We've explained to you at length how life is going to become basically unlivable for the average man.
00:49:19.000 Our next emergency meeting, we're going to talk about all the things the elites have been saying, because they've been saying it again.
00:49:23.000 They say it very obvious.
00:49:25.000 Yeah, AI is going to replace everyone's jobs.
00:49:29.000 You're going to have no job, no money, no income.
00:49:30.000 You're going to be fucked. You need to get rich now.
00:49:32.000 And you're like, I'm tired.
00:49:34.000 I'll get rich, but right now I'm tired.
00:49:37.000 I'm a new coach, man.
00:49:38.000 I'm going to have a nap. I'm tired.
00:49:40.000 You wouldn't be tired if you walked around with a sword, you fucking gay boy.
00:49:44.000 Good. Carry a sword. Right.
00:49:46.000 One more piece of advice before we do our unfair advantage.
00:49:51.000 Here. This is a nice boring one.
00:49:54.000 But I want to explain myself because a lot of people might misunderstand me.
00:49:58.000 Let me explain it. Let me Mr.
00:49:59.000 Producer. You don't need drugs.
00:50:04.000 You don't need alcohol.
00:50:05.000 You don't need parties or festivals.
00:50:07.000 You don't need fun.
00:50:09.000 Now, this was during Ramadan, but I want to explain something to you.
00:50:12.000 Fun is the vector from which Satan operates.
00:50:16.000 Every time you look at something which is fun, Satan loves that crap.
00:50:21.000 And women love fun, so he attracts women.
00:50:24.000 We just looked at that Burning Man thing.
00:50:26.000 That girl wants attention.
00:50:28.000 She wants to fit in with the crowd and tell everyone she went to Burning Man.
00:50:31.000 She wants to dress as naked as possible and she wants fun.
00:50:35.000 Satan. Satan. It's all satanic.
00:50:37.000 Then she does a bunch of drugs and she goes there.
00:50:38.000 Then you have a bunch of dudes trying to bang her in her dead puss, which once again is just satanic.
00:50:43.000 Everyone stands around in the mud.
00:50:46.000 Doing satanic bullshit.
00:50:48.000 There's no family to be born.
00:50:50.000 There's no beautiful resistance of enslavement.
00:50:53.000 There's no fight against the matrix.
00:50:54.000 There's no money to be made.
00:50:55.000 You don't retire your mother.
00:50:57.000 You don't help the world. You don't give to charity.
00:50:59.000 You don't become stronger.
00:51:00.000 You don't become wiser.
00:51:01.000 You don't learn anything. It's all just hedonistic, satanic bullshit.
00:51:07.000 Next time you think of what is fun and someone goes guys come it'll be fun sit there go away. Wait, wait, wait, wait,
00:51:12.000 wait Will it you know, it was fun for me
00:51:16.000 Going to fucking jail?
00:51:18.000 That was hilarious.
00:51:20.000 That was loads of fun.
00:51:22.000 Yeah, because it's an experience.
00:51:24.000 And experiences don't have to be positive for them to be fun.
00:51:27.000 Guys, we're going to cut the Twitter feed.
00:51:28.000 You can find us exclusively on Rumble at Tape Speech.
00:51:31.000 Come over to the Rumble feed so we can finish up.
00:51:34.000 Experiences are unique.
00:51:35.000 Jail was a unique experience.
00:51:37.000 Bunch of fun. Unique.
00:51:39.000 What was kickboxing?
00:51:40.000 Were any of your kickboxing fights fun?
00:51:43.000 No. Because mine fucking weren't.
00:51:44.000 They were horrible. Of course.
00:51:45.000 But they had to be done. Because that's what made me top G. Life's not about fun as a man.
00:51:50.000 Life is about doing the right thing because it must be done.
00:51:53.000 Now, there are some things that are fun which can be earned.
00:51:56.000 And there are some things which are fun that you could do which perhaps involve skill.
00:52:00.000 Driving a supercar around a racetrack is fun.
00:52:02.000 It involves skill. You have to be good at what you do.
00:52:04.000 Cool. You have to have made a quarter of a million dollars to buy a car, at least.
00:52:08.000 You earned it. But a lot of this fun that is easily accessible to everyone, because not everybody can get a Ferrari on a closed racetrack.
00:52:14.000 I can, you can't, because you're poor.
00:52:16.000 Yeah, because I'll give you an example. People are going to troll you with, back when you used to drink the clips of you, going, woo, gin and tonics.
00:52:22.000 Cool! Gin and tonics on that boat that cost us $450,000 a week to rent, okay?
00:52:27.000 That we flew there on a private jet that cost $130,000 for the two-hour flight, okay?
00:52:32.000 That's peak level appreciating what you've done in life for a few brief moments before waking up the next day and the part that wasn't filmed, sitting on our laptops on the yacht making more money.
00:52:42.000 Correct. Yeah, so you can earn fun, but if you're broke, you're nobody, you're at home,
00:52:49.000 hey gin and tonics, whoa, hey cigar, you're a fucking clown.
00:52:53.000 That doesn't make you like me.
00:52:54.000 You do not need fun until you've already reached the highest possible echelons.
00:52:58.000 So this whole idea that you need fun in your life, you don't.
00:53:00.000 What you need is purpose. You need discipline.
00:53:03.000 You need hard work. You need things to do which are gonna benefit you and others around you.
00:53:07.000 You need duty. You need obligations.
00:53:10.000 And you need performance metrics.
00:53:11.000 You need people around you who are gonna hold you accountable.
00:53:14.000 You don't need to be waking up thinking about fun.
00:53:16.000 It's fact, it's one of the reasons we stopped talking about Red Pill.
00:53:18.000 And let's actually give him some credit, although he did sleep with men.
00:53:21.000 Justin Waller nailed it when he said- Justin Waller, although he tried to sleep with men, tried.
00:53:26.000 We stopped him. We stopped him from sleeping with men.
00:53:28.000 We woke him up. You're lucky you don't have AIDS, Justin.
00:53:30.000 You're welcome. However, we have got to give him credit, and this was one of the best things I've ever seen on the internet, ever.
00:53:36.000 A bunch of guys were asking him dating advice, and we've stopped talking about dating advice as well, because these guys were like, hey, how do I get this girl, that girl?
00:53:41.000 And he finally just said the truth.
00:53:43.000 He snapped. You're all broke.
00:53:45.000 You're all fucking poor, and all you're asking me about is how to get your dicks wet.
00:53:48.000 You have so many problems larger than trying to have sex with women.
00:53:52.000 You're nobodies. You're not important.
00:53:55.000 Nobody knows who you are. You're not physically strong.
00:53:57.000 You're not financially wealthy.
00:53:58.000 You can't protect yourself against a matrix attack.
00:54:00.000 You don't have 10 passports.
00:54:02.000 You're sitting around worried about getting some fucking local girl who's been banged 25 times before you by God knows who.
00:54:07.000 You have bigger concerns.
00:54:09.000 And the point he was making is absolutely valid.
00:54:11.000 You're obsessed with this idea of fun.
00:54:13.000 Hey, what are we going to do this weekend? We need to have some fun.
00:54:15.000 Do you? Do you need fun?
00:54:16.000 Do you deserve it? Really?
00:54:18.000 Have you actually gone out there in the universe and made a mark large enough that you're allowed some time off to have some fun?
00:54:23.000 You don't deserve any fun.
00:54:24.000 You don't need any fucking fun.
00:54:25.000 You have work to do. Your obsession with fun is holding you back.
00:54:30.000 And the real red pill, the real interesting thing about all of this, is that the things you do will never even be fun.
00:54:36.000 These things you think are fun aren't fun.
00:54:38.000 And you could dive down further and extrapolate on that idea even more, that the things you think I'm boring for are so much more fun than the fun that you think you have.
00:54:48.000 The things me and Andrew have done in our lives, checking your bank balance in your house, not going out, you're not in the club, and seeing $20 million liquid is very fun.
00:55:00.000 That's right. Much more fun than anything you could possibly ever do.
00:55:03.000 So although it wasn't fun, To sit around and accumulate that kind of wealth.
00:55:09.000 It's the funnest thing in the universe, in a way.
00:55:12.000 For a man, your contentment will come from your purpose, and it will come from your competence, and it will come from succeeding objectives.
00:55:20.000 It will come from completing difficult things that other people cannot complete.
00:55:23.000 It will never come from the easily accessible hedonism, which you have confused for fun.
00:55:29.000 If everybody can do it, We're good to go.
00:55:50.000 On an A3AE and flying around the world to a racetrack, which I've rented out for only me and only my friends to race around cars.
00:55:57.000 You can't do that.
00:55:58.000 I can. That is fun.
00:56:00.000 But if you say to me, Andrew, come to this party.
00:56:01.000 And I say, well, who's there? Everyone.
00:56:03.000 Oh, everyone's there. Does that mean I need to go?
00:56:05.000 Right? It's just, it's a event of the century.
00:56:07.000 Ooh, everyone's there. If everyone's there, it's trash because most people are trash.
00:56:12.000 So you need to sit there and go, all right, I'm being asked to do something fun.
00:56:16.000 Who else can do this?
00:56:17.000 And if the answer is everybody, stop.
00:56:19.000 Let me tell you something. You also have to look at, if you do believe, if you're a conspiracy theorist and you believe that the world is controlled by a satanic cabal of evil people who want to keep you down and keep you poor and keep you unhappy, what you have to understand is all the legal stuff, all the stuff that they don't stop, illegal or legal, all the stuff that they don't stop is what they want you doing because it holds you back.
00:56:40.000 Because you know what you're not allowed to do?
00:56:42.000 In this world, you know what you're not allowed to do?
00:56:44.000 Make any fucking money.
00:56:45.000 No matter what job you do, farmer, technician, CEO, they try to tax as much as you can so you can just about barely live, but you still have to work the machines.
00:56:54.000 You're not allowed to make money.
00:56:55.000 Oh, let's say you do become a middle eater and the fucking IRS hits you with fucking audits out of your ass and tries to put you in jail.
00:57:02.000 Let's say you are... I don't know.
00:57:25.000 Fentanyl is illegal. You can't have fentanyl.
00:57:27.000 If you or I had fentanyl in this house when it was searched, I'd be in fucking jail.
00:57:32.000 You know who takes fentanyl? Every single homeless person in every single city in the United States.
00:57:38.000 How many go to jail? Oh, zero!
00:57:40.000 Well, everyone does it!
00:57:41.000 The shit, legal or non-legal, that everyone can participate in is encouraged for a reason because they want you to be gay and retarded.
00:57:51.000 And nothing makes you more gay and retarded than fentanyl-driven festivals.
00:57:55.000 I get a lot of fun from clearing my emails.
00:57:59.000 I clear my emails. I've trained hard that day.
00:58:01.000 We trained already before this podcast.
00:58:03.000 We've trained. We've done our emergency meeting.
00:58:05.000 I've cleared my emails. I've made a couple million dollars.
00:58:07.000 I've spec'd a brand new car.
00:58:09.000 I've checked on all the people I love, all the people I care about.
00:58:11.000 I've donated some money to charity via tape pledge.
00:58:14.000 My children are fed. Their mothers are taken care of.
00:58:17.000 Everything is in order. Everything is in its proper place.
00:58:19.000 That is fun. If you say to me, Andrew, skip a portion of that, skip a portion of that organization and professionalism so that we can go and do something that everyone else can do, my answer will be no.
00:58:28.000 That does not sound fun to me.
00:58:30.000 And the fact that you think that's fun shows that you have a severe mental deficiency.
00:58:34.000 Stay away from it. Conventional fun equals gay.
00:58:38.000 Because it is gay. You're only going to find actual fun through purpose, and you're only going to find purpose through exceptionalism.
00:58:44.000 So you need to become the best possible version of yourself in all realms.
00:58:47.000 That's extremely important. The reason you are so unhappy is because you are trying to have fun.
00:58:51.000 You're unhappy because you're trying to have fun instead of trying to become important.
00:58:55.000 They are very different things, and you're never going to feel satisfied in your heart unless you become important.
00:59:00.000 Please imagine. And being important is fun.
00:59:02.000 Oh, it's absolutely fun.
00:59:03.000 Please imagine, and I don't state this with arrogance, please imagine for a second you're the most Googled man on the planet, and you're a kickboxing world champion, and you have hundreds of millions of dollars, and you're built like a tank.
00:59:12.000 Imagine how you feel when you look in the mirror.
00:59:13.000 Nothing can match that, and nothing can beat that, especially not some fucking bullshit nightclub full of idiots.
00:59:18.000 Also, the fact that Satan is operating in that nightclub.
00:59:21.000 Most of the girls you sleep with are going to hit you with a case, or an STD, or they're definitely not going to give you children.
00:59:26.000 There's people in that nightclub who will stab you for nothing and kill you because they're high out of their minds on drugs.
00:59:31.000 You're going to listen to songs you could have listened to at home.
00:59:33.000 All of it is shit. Stay away from all of it.
00:59:36.000 It's very important. And this is the last piece of advice I want to give to people at home.
00:59:39.000 It's an unfortunate reality of the world, but another piece of advice I want you all to have is we're entering a stage where you need to avoid poor people at all costs.
00:59:49.000 I don't want to be an elitist because I was a poor man and I'm now a very rich man, but I have now realized that as the world gets worse and worse, as inflation continues to destroy everybody's wage, as it becomes more and more difficult for anyone to live a life with any kind of respect at all, people are getting more and more desperate.
01:00:04.000 You cannot go on public transport.
01:00:06.000 You cannot go to festivals.
01:00:07.000 You cannot be in crowds.
01:00:08.000 You cannot walk around amongst the poor people anymore because there's too many of them, even if it's only 1%, who are this close to snapping.
01:00:15.000 And once they snap, you don't want to get caught up in that.
01:00:18.000 You can avoid 99.9% of life's problems if you don't fly on Spirit Airlines, you take a private jet.
01:00:23.000 You don't take public transport.
01:00:25.000 Your security team drives you in an armored car.
01:00:26.000 You can avoid so many.
01:00:28.000 In fact, you can avoid nearly all of life's problems except for the government coming for you and trying to put you in jail.
01:00:32.000 That's unavoidable. However, if you're amongst the public nowadays, you have a lot of problems coming for you.
01:00:37.000 So another piece of advice I'll give you all is when someone gives you an opportunity or you're looking at something that involves a lot of public, think heavily because it's really not worth it.
01:00:47.000 Right, guys, we're going to go into all of these points.
01:00:49.000 We're gonna talk about all of them at length during our unfair advantage.
01:00:54.000 If you don't know what unfair advantage is, after every emergency meeting,
01:00:57.000 we do an exclusive broadcast only to the real world.
01:01:00.000 If you sign up to the real world, you're one of the students,
01:01:02.000 it's gonna come live inside of the platform.
01:01:04.000 It's our own custom platform built exclusively for us.
01:01:06.000 Nothing is matrix controlled.
01:01:08.000 And we do an emergency meeting after the emergency meeting called emergency meeting unfair advantage,
01:01:12.000 where we discuss this emergency meeting and describe how you can use every point that we have made,
01:01:17.000 particularly for making money.
01:01:18.000 Everything in the unfair advantage is about making money.
01:01:21.000 So all the points we made today, we will tell you how to apply them towards money making in the unfair advantage inside of the real world.
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01:01:35.000 In the meantime, I thought it'd be very funny to play a video of Tristan's mates all in a row.
01:01:42.000 Tristan and his mates all in a row.
01:01:43.000 I won't do the unfair advantage.
01:01:44.000 You will. No, I'm still silent during the unfair advantage.
01:01:48.000 Okay, but I admit this is funny.
01:01:49.000 I have the worst anxiety, I have the worst OCD in the entire world.
01:01:52.000 Like, I'm on meds for it.
01:01:53.000 Oh, I have OCD too, and I'm on meds for it too.
01:01:56.000 What meds? Lexapro. What's that?
01:01:58.000 Cute! Cute! That clip gave me AIDS. I now have AIDS. Fair to be honest.
01:02:14.000 By the time you finally admitted it.
01:02:15.000 Faggot.
01:02:17.000 If you're inside of the real world, you can prepare for an announcement inside of the Tate
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01:02:37.000 we're going to do this for every single emergency meeting for the unfair advantage,
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01:02:42.000 How to affect the world in a way that's going to benefit you?
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