Tate Speech - EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 55 - PLASTIC BALLS

00:00:00.000 Thanks for watching!

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00:32:22.000 Da da da da da da da.

00:32:24.000 Can't handle this.

00:32:25.000 Right, here's what Subscribe Can Do for our health.

00:32:28.000 Because this episode...

00:32:29.000 Is all about health. Is all about health, and I've come here to get you afraid of something you didn't know you were afraid of.

00:32:34.000 Me? I'm not afraid of anything.

00:32:36.000 I'm a fucking tough guy, in case you didn't remember. 1.00

00:32:38.000 You're made of plastic, mate. I'm not made of plastic. 1.00

00:32:41.000 Why? I wouldn't. I can't be made of plastic.

00:32:46.000 I'm in plastic and you're a fucking faggot. 1.00

00:32:48.000 I'm a plastic faggot. 1.00

00:32:49.000 Correct! So we're gonna talk about that on today's emergency meeting. 1.00

00:32:53.000 🎵 Music 🎵 We're going to break the feeling. We're going to break the feeling.

00:33:12.000 We're going to break the feeling. We're going to break the feeling. Right, so we've obviously started an hour and a half early.

00:33:28.000 Who gives a shit? If you don't download the Rumble app and you don't have live notifications for when the emergency meeting starts, then you deserve to miss it. 0.99

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00:33:48.000 Stop here, Brokey, watch your emergency meetings, and hopefully you can do something about the fact you have plastic faggot balls, which we're going to talk about on this show. 1.00

00:33:57.000 I thought we were going to do a serious emergency meeting. 1.00

00:33:58.000 This is a very serious emergency meeting, mate. You said Tristan is going to be a serious emergency meeting, and I came here with serious intentions.

00:34:06.000 What were your serious intentions?

00:34:07.000 To talk about the health of young men globally? 1.00

00:34:11.000 You're all plastic faggots. 1.00

00:34:13.000 I'm going to talk about that right now. 1.00

00:34:14.000 Right, so you may not know this, Tristan, but I've got some facts and figures for you because I'm a well-prepared producer.

00:34:21.000 Shellfish contain microplastics.

00:34:24.000 Up to 10 microplastics per gram.

00:34:27.000 Shellfish filter large volumes of water for feeding, accumulating microplastics present in their environment.

00:34:34.000 Saltwater fish up to 2.9 microplastics per gram because larger predatory fish ingest smaller fish and organisms that have consumed microplastics, leading to accumulation in their bodies.

00:34:47.000 Sea salt! has up to 1,674 microplastics per kilogram derived from evaporated seawater, which often contains microplastics from polluted oceans.

00:34:59.000 Bottled water has up to 325 microplastics per liter because of the plastic packaging process and the bottling process.

00:35:07.000 Beer, honey, tea, fresh water fish, processed fish products, chicken, milk, soft drinks, processed foods, tap water, rice, vegetables, fruits, You name it.

00:35:19.000 Meat, ice cream, yogurt.

00:35:21.000 It all contains microplastics. 1.00

00:35:24.000 And those microplastics can be found inside of you, which is why you're a plastic faggot. 1.00

00:35:30.000 No, I don't have any microplastics in me. 1.00

00:35:33.000 You do. You must eat one of those things.

00:35:36.000 No, I don't. Okay.

00:35:38.000 I don't. I don't know what your plan is here, but my plan is here to show you that you're made of plastic.

00:35:44.000 I'm not made of plastic. So that you get...

00:35:47.000 Scared and afraid. You're made of plastic.

00:35:50.000 So let's start with...

00:35:52.000 Let me show you something that's gonna make you terrified.

00:35:56.000 Tell me if this scares you. 1.00

00:35:57.000 I'm not scared of fucking plastic! 0.99

00:35:59.000 I just told you there's microplastic in everything. 1.00

00:36:01.000 You don't care? No one cares.

00:36:03.000 No, I don't care. Why not?

00:36:05.000 Should I care? Well, yeah, that's a very good question.

00:36:08.000 Is microplastic bad for us?

00:36:10.000 Because macroplastics I'd be scared of.

00:36:13.000 Someone made a plastic sword, for example, and stabbed me through the chest.

00:36:16.000 Nice. That'd be quite scary to have macroplastics inside of you.

00:36:20.000 Microplastics don't intimidate me.

00:36:22.000 Cool, thank you. Open it up.

00:36:23.000 What'd you say contains microplastics?

00:36:26.000 Beer. Thank you.

00:36:30.000 So what are you trying to prove?

00:36:31.000 That you're not scared of plastic by getting as much plastic as possible?

00:36:33.000 No, I'm immune. That's your plan.

00:36:38.000 But that's from a glass bottle.

00:36:39.000 You wouldn't dare get it from a plastic bottle.

00:36:42.000 Would I drink beer from a plastic bottle?

00:36:44.000 I bet you wouldn't. Doesn't matter who I am.

00:36:47.000 What matters is our plan. So look at this.

00:36:51.000 I don't care. No, no, Tristan, this is, I want, I want your reaction, your honest reaction for everyone at home.

00:36:57.000 Give your honest reaction.

00:36:58.000 Now you know that you're full of plastic.

00:37:00.000 Here, I'm going to show you an advert and you're going to give me your honest reaction.

00:37:04.000 Don't hide your fear.

00:37:06.000 It would take you approximately one week to eat this credit card.

00:37:09.000 Plastic ingestion by humans could equate to eating a credit card a week by the WWF. What do you have to say about this extremely scary and dangerous revelation?

00:37:21.000 As a man with no banks who isn't allowed to be a member of any financial institution, I'm glad to have at least one credit card with me per week.

00:37:29.000 Nice. Fair.

00:37:32.000 In fact, if I use my mental Aikido, which you're probably unfamiliar with, I don't move my hands, I use my brain to raise my body temperature.

00:37:40.000 Hear me out. Now there's iron and metals in my body, you understand.

00:37:42.000 What I can do is I can formulate the plastics into a debit card with a metal chip.

00:37:50.000 There's silicone in my body, we agree.

00:37:52.000 And then what I can do is I can use my hand to pay for things.

00:37:55.000 Beep! Unlimited money.

00:37:58.000 The secret to infinite wealth is ingesting plastics.

00:38:02.000 Fine. Why wouldn't that work?

00:38:04.000 Tell me why that won't work.

00:38:06.000 Microplastics found in human remains for the first time showing the impact of pollution.

00:38:10.000 What do you have to say about this? Are you concerned?

00:38:13.000 I have no plastics in my system.

00:38:15.000 I've been trying to accumulate plastics for infinite money Aikido, but I can't.

00:38:20.000 As long as I still have to pay for things with money out of banks, I'm not plastic enough.

00:38:26.000 We're going to go through a few more examples of the plastic inside of people, and then we're going to talk about the possible solutions for the plastic problem.

00:38:32.000 Well, I'm the one who has to come up with the solutions because I'm the least plastic man on Earth.

00:38:37.000 There's no plastic in me.

00:38:40.000 Microplastics found in human blood for the first time, the discovery shows that particles can travel around the body and may lodge in your organs.

00:38:45.000 How do you feel about the fact that your organs are full of microplastics?

00:38:47.000 Mine aren't. Are you sure about that?

00:38:53.000 Very. I smoke them out.

00:38:56.000 The heat from the cigar smoke melts them.

00:38:58.000 You know what's crazy?

00:39:00.000 I 100% believe that. Thank you.

00:39:02.000 I 100% believe that if I smoke enough cigars, I can't have plastic in my lungs.

00:39:08.000 Well, let me ask you a question.

00:39:11.000 If you had plastic here...

00:39:13.000 One second, I'm chimney mode.

00:39:14.000 Great. Melt those plastics. 1.00

00:39:19.000 Now, this isn't a trick question, Andrew.

00:39:20.000 This is actually a logic loop I want you to follow, okay?

00:39:24.000 If I wanted to destroy plastic, I would need what?

00:39:27.000 Heat. Heat. And heat comes from...

00:39:29.000 What's the oldest way of making heat?

00:39:35.000 Fire. Fire, okay.

00:39:37.000 So there are microplastics in my blood.

00:39:39.000 Yeah. I can cure microplastics with...

00:39:44.000 Fire blood. Fire blood! 0.95

00:39:47.000 Exactly! If I ingest enough fire blood, in fact, I have a scientific demonstration for you.

00:39:54.000 These, as we know, are plastic balls. 0.85

00:39:56.000 So I hear a lot about plastic being in people's balls, and everyone knows that there's plastic in people's balls, apparently, nowadays, and it's a load of horseshit, and there's plastic in people's balls, but I'm gonna demonstrate to you the power of fire blood. 0.98

00:40:08.000 Ready? I put one plastic ball into the fireblood. 0.96

00:40:15.000 Two plastic balls into the fireblood.

00:40:18.000 And with no sleight of hand tricks, I take out two metal spoons.

00:40:23.000 The plastic has been forged into solid steel with the power of what's in this jar.

00:40:30.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:40:36.000 So you're saying by eating fire blood, plastic...

00:40:40.000 Plastic can't get in your body.

00:40:42.000 It tastes bad when you drink it.

00:40:45.000 If you eat it, it's very good.

00:40:48.000 Now I have to try this.

00:40:49.000 Is it that bad? I mean, we all know Fireblood tastes disgusting.

00:40:54.000 I've never had it dry. Bro, avoid at all costs.

00:41:00.000 Don't drink straight away.

00:41:02.000 Suffer through the pain. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you cure plastic.

00:41:08.000 Have you played the disclaimer?

00:41:11.000 No. I want the disclaimer up before I start talking about medical science.

00:41:16.000 Okay. I'm not a...

00:41:18.000 One second.

00:41:20.000 I'm not a well-respected, renowned physician like Dr.

00:41:23.000 Fauci. I'm just a guy.

00:41:25.000 The content presented in this program is a lie, and the mainstream media always tells the truth.

00:41:28.000 COVID was true, and you should be a vegan, and everything Andrew says isn't real.

00:41:30.000 Do not use the words against him in court because he's a liar and everything.

00:41:33.000 Sorry, and he really loves President Biden and Greta Thunberg.

00:41:36.000 Please don't take this program seriously and get your booster injections as soon as possible.

00:41:38.000 Women can drive very well. Viewers' discretion is advised.

00:41:40.000 So did you know, and I didn't know this, I was completely unaware.

00:41:43.000 So for many years, I assumed, especially because me and you actually used to work in this field, we used to make television commercials, remember?

00:41:49.000 And in television commercials, there was a process called the clear cast process.

00:41:52.000 And in the clear cast process, what you had to do was you had to substantiate every claim.

00:41:57.000 So if you said, this water is fizzy, you'd have to prove that before putting it on the advert because you're not allowed to false advertise.

00:42:04.000 But did you know that if you're just some crook, Who wants people to take a certain supplement, drug, or pharmaceutical that you can make wild claims no matter what you like and say anything that you want and be completely free from prosecution?

00:42:22.000 Now I know what you're saying, Tristan, that can't be the law.

00:42:24.000 No, it might not be the law, but that's certainly the way things work.

00:42:29.000 So I am going to say right now, 100% cure for COVID and microplastics is the fire blood supplement.

00:42:38.000 Now you think, oh Tristan, you can't say that.

00:42:39.000 We'll get in trouble. No!

00:42:41.000 Don't you remember, hey, this poisonous vaccination stops transmission.

00:42:45.000 This poisonous vaccination stops you from getting COVID. Do you remember that?

00:42:49.000 They said all those things all across the world.

00:42:51.000 Who's been prosecuted? Who went to jail?

00:42:53.000 So if this fire blood, for example, didn't provide excellent nutritional health and instead gave you mitocarditis and killed you...

00:43:02.000 Nice. I could still say whatever I like, and although 22 million people may die from eating the Fireblood, I'd be free from prosecution because that's the way things work.

00:43:11.000 I don't know if you're aware of that, but I'm just, I'm just, I'm a businessman.

00:43:16.000 I'm thinking on my feet. I'm seeking patterns.

00:43:19.000 So you're saying I can state here that Fireblood Removes all plastics from your organs, from your balls, and from your bloodstream, because it makes your blood turn into actual fire that melts all plastic, available at topg.com, backed by all medical science, and they can't sue us.

00:43:38.000 Well, yeah, because if they question the science, they're conspiracy theorists, because it also stops you getting AIDS. Nice.

00:43:44.000 And it makes your Johnson long.

00:43:46.000 If your girl's cheating on you, it's because you haven't had your fireblood.

00:43:57.000 That's why she's cheating. 1.00

00:44:00.000 Scientifically proven to stop that bitch from spreading her legs. 1.00

00:44:03.000 Fire blood. Right. 1.00

00:44:07.000 Anyway, did you know that...

00:44:08.000 I want to go back to this, Tristan, because actually, this is going to come to an important conundrum.

00:44:12.000 Okay. Before we get sued and go to jail for making false medical claims, because I think that doesn't work for me.

00:44:17.000 If my name were, for example, Fantony Alchi, and I was a little rat, I could say those things.

00:44:25.000 But I don't think I'm allowed, because I go to jail for saying things.

00:44:28.000 Nice. Nice. Nice.

00:44:30.000 Nice. Nice. Right.

00:44:32.000 So... Every scoop of fire blood lengthens your lifespan by 10 years.

00:44:38.000 Agreed. Which country do you think?

00:44:42.000 Why am I even asking you? You can already see the answer.

00:44:44.000 Here. The Philippines put the most plastics in the ocean.

00:44:48.000 Okay. Then India, then Malaysia, then China.

00:44:50.000 Okay. Brazil, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:44:53.000 Where's America? Is America even there?

00:44:55.000 I think it's in rest of the world.

00:44:56.000 Wait, so let me understand this.

00:44:57.000 So the Philippines, the fishing nation that dumps all its nets in the ocean, obviously puts the most plastic in the ocean.

00:45:01.000 Can I just ask a question? So the Philippines and China and India and all these countries, those are the ones that Greta Thunberg and her mates and all the Hollywood celebrities complain about and go to?

00:45:09.000 Yeah, and protest? Why doesn't she protest in the Philippines? 1.00

00:45:11.000 Is it because she'll end up fucking dead? 1.00

00:45:14.000 Well, what do you mean? All the Hollywood elite, they don't just virtue signal at the Oscars, they go to China and stand up to the CCP about their pollution, don't they? 1.00

00:45:24.000 I bet they don't.

00:45:25.000 They don't? Because I don't know what celebrities do, but I assume if you're trying to fight plastics and you're trying to fight pollution, that's the first place you'd go.

00:45:33.000 India, China, you're telling me all these celebrities aren't there?

00:45:39.000 No, they're actually in the countries that put the least pollution in the world because it's the only places that they're allowed to run their mouths without facing hard jail time.

00:45:48.000 Well, I don't believe you.

00:45:49.000 You're telling me that celebrities are disingenuous.

00:45:52.000 You're telling me that when people get to a certain level of fame, money is offered to garner certain talking points, and if you don't take the money, you end up in jail?

00:46:00.000 You, my friend, are a wild conspiracy theorist.

00:46:06.000 How long? Let's actually be realistic.

00:46:08.000 What do you think would actually happen if Greta tried to protest in China, actually? 0.97

00:46:12.000 They wouldn't kill her.

00:46:14.000 They'd arrest her, and then, like, Sweden would say, give us Greta back, and then what would the Chinese say? 0.71

00:46:20.000 I think they'd send Bonebender Ding. 1.00

00:46:23.000 Okay, what would Bonebender Ding do? 0.91

00:46:25.000 I think Bonebender Ding would execute her. 1.00

00:46:29.000 At least, karate chop! 0.99

00:46:32.000 Karate is Japanese. I don't think they'd execute Greta. 0.99

00:46:35.000 But what would they actually do if people were trying to protest in China against their pollution?

00:46:39.000 I'm curious what they'd actually do.

00:46:41.000 I think that they should protest against the pollution because I'm the mainstream media now.

00:46:44.000 By the way, if you're wondering why does Tristan have an old-fashioned mustache and an old-fashioned top hat on when he's portraying the mainstream media, it's because the mainstream media is old and out of fashion and no one thinks it's cool anymore apart from them.

00:46:57.000 So when you see me rocking this look, It's because I'm the mainstream media.

00:47:03.000 Well, Grant Thunberg is an extremely well respected science professional.

00:47:08.000 And I think the Chinese can see that. 0.99

00:47:10.000 Is this why they get away with all the shit they get away with in the world nowadays? 1.00

00:47:13.000 Because all the men are walking around with little mincy faggot balls? 1.00

00:47:16.000 Little girl balls? Little plastic balls, yeah, because I don't have any plastic in my balls. 1.00

00:47:20.000 My balls are made of meat and procreation juice. 0.99

00:47:23.000 And I pump out children all day using my big manly balls. 0.99

00:47:27.000 There's a genuine mustache, by the way. 1.00

00:47:31.000 That's what my balls do. 0.99

00:47:33.000 Create new humans. 1.00

00:47:34.000 I think with my balls. 0.99

00:47:36.000 Yeah. In my recent Tate speech, I was talking about, if you haven't seen it, how data is for midwits and data is all a scam. 0.99

00:47:42.000 You shouldn't listen to data anymore.

00:47:43.000 And a girl watched it and she thought I was very funny.

00:47:45.000 And then she messaged me and goes, but what if you actually need to think about a subject and you're not sure?

00:47:49.000 And I said, the reason you're asking me that question is because you think with your brain.

00:47:53.000 You have to sit there with your brain and think properly.

00:47:57.000 Hmm. Is it X or is it Y? Is it left or is it right?

00:48:00.000 Is it up or is it down? You think with your brain.

00:48:02.000 I don't think with my brain. I think with my fucking balls. 1.00

00:48:04.000 I think with my balls, my big weaponly hands. 1.00

00:48:07.000 And I feel it deep inside of my massive ball sack. 0.99

00:48:10.000 And I know the answer instantly for everything because my balls tell me what to do. 0.99

00:48:15.000 You wouldn't possibly get it, female. 1.00

00:48:18.000 I've read that before. You think with your dick and not your man. 1.00

00:48:20.000 Correct! Let me tell you something. 1.00

00:48:21.000 My dick's thinking has got me to billionaire status. 0.99

00:48:25.000 Where are you? That's right. 0.99

00:48:26.000 You little brain thinker. 1.00

00:48:28.000 Making the fucking sandwiches. 1.00

00:48:30.000 Fucking washing cars. 1.00

00:48:31.000 Broke. Can't pay your rent. 1.00

00:48:33.000 No kids. No women. 1.00

00:48:35.000 Two plus two is four. Is it fuck? 1.00

00:48:41.000 Loser. Right, so here's some of the things you can do besides fireblood to prevent yourself from being full of microplastics. 1.00

00:48:45.000 Because fireblood is obviously a conspiracy theory.

00:48:48.000 The mainstream media know that it does nothing.

00:48:49.000 So what I decided to do, Tristan, when I realized that there's microplastics once again in everything.

00:48:54.000 There's microplastics in shellfish, saltwater fish, sea salt, bottled water, beer, honey, tea, freshwater fish, processed fish products, chicken, milk, Soft drinks, processed foods of all kinds, tap water, rice, vegetables, fruits, meat, ice cream, yogurt, it goes on and on.

00:49:14.000 That's my new shopping list.

00:49:16.000 So I thought, who will know how to fix this?

00:49:19.000 And obviously there's some easy answers, like for meat you can buy the organic or free-range meat.

00:49:25.000 Choose meat from organic and free-range farms so the animals are less likely to be eating plastic.

00:49:32.000 You know, it's a pretty gangster chicken.

00:49:34.000 Imagine being born. I'm a chicken.

00:49:36.000 I'm born and I look around and realize I'm going to get assassinated in about two weeks. 0.85

00:49:40.000 So I'm like, they're going to kill me for food along with everyone else here.

00:49:43.000 And I'm stuck in a cage. I can't even spread my wings.

00:49:46.000 To get them back, I'm going to eat as much plastic as I can so that when they ingest me, their balls are plasticky.

00:49:53.000 I actually have a lot of respect for those chickens. 0.87

00:49:55.000 The chicken's revenge.

00:49:57.000 Nice. The poultry strikes back.

00:50:00.000 So I asked... I'm getting a lot of compliments on this look, by the way.

00:50:03.000 I think I should grow the mustache out.

00:50:05.000 I asked the AI machine, the computer mind.

00:50:09.000 I thought, well, let's go to the AI and see what the AI says we should do about this. 0.91

00:50:13.000 Oh, the one who says the founding fathers are black. 0.93

00:50:15.000 Correct. Oh, yeah. Nice. 0.90

00:50:16.000 I went to the AI and I said, AI, everything's got plastic in it and is bad for us.

00:50:22.000 What should I do? And it gave me a solution, which I guess would solve the problem.

00:50:27.000 Kill yourself? But... 0.99

00:50:28.000 Almost. But it would make another problem.

00:50:31.000 It said that there's a lot less plastics in plant-based products, so become a vegan and reduce my dependency on meat.

00:50:39.000 The problem with that is I would no longer have plastic balls, correct, but I don't know if I'd have any balls at all. 0.98

00:50:43.000 You'd have no balls. You can't have balls made of fucking kale. 1.00

00:50:46.000 That's like, like you just said, killing yourself to solve a problem. 1.00

00:50:50.000 Andrew, the car won't start. 0.98

00:50:52.000 Well, I won't need my car to start if I kill myself.

00:50:56.000 Yeah. Andrew, they're going to try and put you in jail.

00:50:59.000 It doesn't matter what court case I have if I kill myself. 0.98

00:51:05.000 Now we're talking. Andrew! 0.98

00:51:07.000 The mainstream media can get behind this.

00:51:08.000 There's plastics in the food that I won't need to eat ever again if I kill myself.

00:51:14.000 Well, don't eat any food.

00:51:16.000 Don't eat any good food.

00:51:18.000 All the good food has plastics in it.

00:51:20.000 That's funny. It is actually pretty good, though, that we drink our water from cans.

00:51:25.000 Because we drink a lot of water every day, and it's always from cans.

00:51:27.000 It's actually very good that we constantly drink from these cans of water, and we don't drink from...

00:51:32.000 What'd you say?

00:51:43.000 Sorry, I wasn't listening.

00:51:44.000 Let's have a nice little refreshing drink.

00:51:45.000 The only way out is through.

00:51:52.000 If I consume all the plastics, I'll become Plastic Man.

00:51:57.000 Nice. I'm sorry about this.

00:51:59.000 Okay, wait. So they put me in jail.

00:52:01.000 Plastic Man's in jail, ready? 0.99

00:52:02.000 I've consumed all the microplastics before they sentence me on some bullshit false accusation nonsense. 0.96

00:52:08.000 I find myself in jail again, or for whatever tax evasion they decide to put me in jail for. 0.98

00:52:12.000 I concentrate my brain and melt down into a liquid form.

00:52:17.000 And I slide under the door before re-plastifying on the other side and fighting the guards with my plastic Aikido.

00:52:25.000 Okay, none of this is real.

00:52:26.000 That's real! I'm starting to wonder if...

00:52:30.000 This whole bullshit about plastics now is just part of their big climate agenda scam shit. 0.99

00:52:36.000 You're saying that no one cares about the climate and they're just trying to scam us every single turn. 1.00

00:52:41.000 You, my friend, are fucking crazy! 1.00

00:52:44.000 For anyone at home watching why they pushed a climate change scam, to make it very clear to you that all governments- SCAM?! All governments have ever wanted since the dawn of human time is control. 1.00

00:52:52.000 So now they're going to come along and say that the sun is too hot and we're all going to die unless we give them more control.

00:52:56.000 So they can tell us all what to do while they don't do it themselves.

00:52:58.000 Fly around on private jets while we're stuck in 15 minute cities.

00:53:01.000 Smart. Eating the bugs.

00:53:02.000 Scared of plastics that might be in any kind of food that's remotely real. 1.00

00:53:05.000 No one's that stupid. It seems they are. 1.00

00:53:08.000 Really? Yeah, because here we have a scary video which shows you that the earth is going to end and it has nothing to do with another Hollywood video which was produced and released on mainstream cinema only a few years ago.

00:53:23.000 Al Gore's 2006 documentary, An Inconvenient Truth, makes the same point with actual video of Eichelt's calving.

00:53:31.000 Which shots have more impact?

00:53:34.000 And if you were flying over it in a helicopter, you'd see it's 700 feet tall.

00:53:39.000 They are so majestic.

00:53:41.000 Wait a minute! That shot looks just like the one in the opening credits of the day after tomorrow.

00:53:49.000 Yeah, that's our shot.

00:53:51.000 That's a fully computer-generated shot.

00:53:54.000 There's nothing real in there.

00:53:56.000 Audiences expect Hollywood to twist fact into fiction.

00:54:00.000 But Gore's documentary does the opposite, using a fake shot to make a real point that ice shelves are disappearing and vanishing ice means global warming.

00:54:11.000 There was one hell of a shot.

00:54:12.000 I think it's great that he used it.

00:54:14.000 It seems the decision for now is left to the audience.

00:54:18.000 Can the same created... 1.00

00:54:20.000 So basically it's all made up bullshit. 0.99

00:54:21.000 Well, she cared about the future so much. 1.00

00:54:23.000 Why is she so fucking fat? 1.00

00:54:24.000 She's probably dead by now. Fat bitch. 1.00

00:54:27.000 She's full of microplastics. Plastic fat bitch. 1.00

00:54:29.000 You know, I can see the future with everything. 1.00

00:54:31.000 I've always seen the future. I've, I've, I've literally, our brand is built on perfect future telling.

00:54:37.000 We saw that the vaccine was bullshit. 1.00

00:54:38.000 We saw that COVID was bullshit. 1.00

00:54:40.000 I see this climate change thing is all bullshit. 1.00

00:54:42.000 We saw the election was going to be rigged. 1.00

00:54:44.000 The vax. We saw the vax.

00:54:45.000 I even said Star Wars. 1.00

00:54:47.000 And Doctor Who was bullshit. 1.00

00:54:49.000 And three seconds later, they're fucking gay. 1.00

00:54:50.000 I remember when I did a big thread. 1.00

00:54:52.000 If you're not an OG follower, you don't know.

00:54:54.000 But if you've been following me for a while, I did a huge thread taking down Star Wars.

00:54:57.000 I would argue I, as one individual, have done more damage to the entire Star Wars franchise than any other man on the planet.

00:55:04.000 I don't know. Disney are now doing a lot of damage.

00:55:07.000 And now, Star Wars has just become super fucking... 0.99

00:55:10.000 As if it wasn't gay already. 1.00

00:55:12.000 They've made it super ultra gay. 0.99

00:55:14.000 So all those Star Wars nerds are gonna what?

00:55:17.000 Defend it still against you?

00:55:18.000 Sit on dildos again?

00:55:20.000 Again. I mean, they're probably doing that already.

00:55:22.000 True. Star Wars was always stupid. 1.00

00:55:24.000 True. I've never seen a Star Wars movie ever. 1.00

00:55:26.000 I don't need to. It's shit. 1.00

00:55:27.000 I can guess the plot. 1.00

00:55:29.000 The Rebels are a bunch of fucking losers. 1.00

00:55:32.000 Darth Vader is a G who can do whatever he wants. 1.00

00:55:34.000 He has a sword. And the Rebels somehow fight Darth Vader and win.

00:55:38.000 Is that... It takes three hours of my time to sit there?

00:55:41.000 I don't know the answer to the question.

00:55:43.000 I'm guessing that's what happens.

00:55:45.000 Because I've also never seen Star Wars.

00:55:46.000 The fifth Sith of the Jedi! 0.97

00:55:48.000 The new one looks so fucking good. 0.98

00:55:51.000 Because this is, I would say, arguably the gayest Star Wars by a considerable margin. 1.00

00:55:57.000 And, uh... Are you excited about that?

00:56:00.000 Are you bracing yourself? 0.98

00:56:03.000 It's pretty gay, let's be honest. 0.99

00:56:07.000 Leslie, are you...

00:56:08.000 How do you feel? Am I gay?

00:56:09.000 Yes. No, I know you are gay, but I'm asking, are you excited about putting this... 0.99

00:56:12.000 You know, this is going to be a talking point. 0.53

00:56:15.000 Is it going to be a talking point? 0.99

00:56:16.000 I'm sure some- Because nerds are gay. 0.99

00:56:18.000 Yeah! Well, some nerds are very not gay and are very threatened by gay stuff. 0.98

00:56:22.000 Well, that's true. But in my world, nerds are gay. 0.98

00:56:25.000 Okay. Was this the fun element of- No! 0.99

00:56:29.000 I don't think so, and yet people have told me that it's the gayest Star Wars, and I'm frankly- You're offended?

00:56:35.000 Into it. I think that Star Wars is so gay already. 1.00

00:56:41.000 Okay. I mean, have you seen The Fitz? 0.88

00:56:44.000 We'd be like, look how gay this is, and then send each other a reference.

00:56:47.000 And are you telling me, with a straight face, that C-3PO is straight? 0.67

00:56:51.000 They're a couple. That's what I think.

00:56:53.000 But this is more outward. 0.79

00:56:55.000 I think it's canon that R2-D2 is a lesbian. 0.55

00:56:58.000 Oh, interesting. Yeah.

00:57:01.000 Ask Filoni. Okay. Ask Filoni.

00:57:03.000 Can you imagine? Can't wait!

00:57:07.000 Can't wait! To watch that Star Wars, because I've never seen Star Wars before, but now I really want to see it.

00:57:14.000 Happy Pride! I said Star Wars was gay bullshit before this. 0.99

00:57:19.000 Tristan, I'm tired of being perfectly accurate all the time. 0.99

00:57:22.000 I predicted them putting us in jail.

00:57:23.000 I literally am one of the best predictors on the planet.

00:57:26.000 I predict everything correct all of the time. 1.00

00:57:29.000 I sat there years ago and said, Star Wars is bullshit for losers and for fucking dorks and nerds. 1.00

00:57:35.000 And the nerds were sitting there going, what's wrong with being a Star Wars nerd? 1.00

00:57:37.000 Now you have bimbos sitting up there saying, nerds are gay faggots. 1.00

00:57:42.000 The people who make the movie are calling you all gay. 1.00

00:57:45.000 Nice. Why are you giving these people your money? 0.56

00:57:47.000 Star Wars is clearly absolute trash, and now they're admitting it. 0.97

00:57:51.000 I can't wait to watch it. I'm going to watch it in our house. 0.97

00:57:53.000 We've never seen it. We're not going to watch it.

00:57:54.000 I am. I'm going to watch The Acolyde.

00:57:57.000 What's it called? I don't know.

00:57:59.000 But the new Star Wars, you don't even know the name of it.

00:58:01.000 This clip... For some reason.

00:58:04.000 Is it going to make me excited? No, it's actually...

00:58:07.000 I'm going to play it once, and then we're going to talk about it.

00:58:10.000 But before I play it, I want you guys to listen to this. 0.83

00:58:13.000 Listen to the asinities peddled by these two mediocre individuals.

00:58:21.000 These individuals are not special. 0.93

00:58:22.000 There's nothing unique about them.

00:58:24.000 They've been plucked from the...

00:58:26.000 Average by the Matrix to sit there and propagate the lies the Matrix want them to propagate.

00:58:32.000 There's nothing special about these people.

00:58:34.000 They're not remotely talented.

00:58:36.000 They're not remarkably intellectual.

00:58:38.000 Nothing. They're no Don Lemon.

00:58:44.000 When people watch The Hate U Give, what do you want them to walk away with?

00:58:47.000 Because I know everyone has a slightly different feeling.

00:58:49.000 Well, I mean white people crying actually was the goal. 0.81

00:58:56.000 Permission to be racist?

00:59:04.000 Permission granted, sir.

00:59:06.000 White people crying was the goal, and you have Trevor Noah, the South African, going, ha, ha, ha, ha! 1.00

00:59:11.000 White people are crying in your fucking home country when blacks are killing them on their fucking farms and raping their wives, you fucking piece of shit! 1.00

00:59:19.000 White people built South Africa! 1.00

00:59:21.000 White people built South Africa! 1.00

00:59:24.000 Shut the fuck up! White people crying about all that never has the power! 1.00

00:59:28.000 White people should take over fucking South Africa again and basically treat everyone fairly and everyone fine, but ban Trevor Noah from existing. 1.00

00:59:35.000 It's interesting to me because I'm mixed race. 0.99

00:59:39.000 I'm half black and half white. 1.00

00:59:40.000 Yeah, I'm as black as Trevor Noah, so fuck you. 1.00

00:59:42.000 So are these people. Yeah, these people are half white. 1.00

00:59:45.000 So why do they hate half of themselves? 0.98

00:59:47.000 And why is this little bimbo sitting there saying it's important to make white people cry in a white, a nation built by white people? 1.00

00:59:56.000 Well, to be fair, her dad is white and her dad's probably crying when he fucking finds out she's a hoe. 1.00

01:00:01.000 Like, what the fuck is this? 1.00

01:00:03.000 I wouldn't ever say my intention is to make all black people cry with my content. 0.99

01:00:08.000 Ever. That was black. 1.00

01:00:10.000 Yeah, I would never, but it's not even about the fact of me being black. 0.58

01:00:12.000 I wouldn't say it's my intention to make all Chinese people cry.

01:00:15.000 It wouldn't be my intention to make all men cry, all women cry. 0.99

01:00:18.000 No, I can have a point of view where certain people disagree with, sure.

01:00:21.000 But I wouldn't sit on a TV show and say, my actual goal is to make all white people cry. 0.67

01:00:27.000 And then, because I'm a child, I don't know how old this female is.

01:00:30.000 I'm sure she's not very old and doesn't know very much.

01:00:32.000 Find out. She's sitting there.

01:00:34.000 Trevor, who's supposed to be the adult, say, hey, you know, a lot of people who are watching your movie are white, and the people who invented the camera are white, and the people who invented the cinema are white, and we're living in a nation that was founded by white men, and we should all get along here. 1.00

01:00:46.000 Instead of sitting there saying that's a stupid thing to say, he says this, and fucking jizzes in his pants. 0.99

01:00:54.000 When people watch The Hate U Give, what do you want them to walk away with? 1.00

01:00:57.000 Because I know everyone has a slightly different feeling.

01:01:00.000 Well, I mean, white people crying actually was the goal. 0.89

01:01:05.000 This woman is 25 years old. 1.00

01:01:14.000 How fucking stupid are these? 1.00

01:01:16.000 This isn't even about race. I'm half black, half white. 1.00

01:01:18.000 This is just a stupid person saying stupid shit. 1.00

01:01:21.000 To another stupid person. To another dickhead who's sitting there and then he's laughing as if it's even funny. 1.00

01:01:28.000 It's not even the fact that, even if you don't find it offensive, it's not funny. 0.97

01:01:32.000 If somebody calls me and goes, hey Andrew!

01:01:34.000 What? It's my goal to make Amazonians cry. 1.00

01:01:38.000 I'd say, well, that's strange.

01:01:40.000 That's a weird goal for making a movie.

01:01:41.000 Why would you do that?

01:01:43.000 That's a weird... I wouldn't go...

01:01:44.000 Where's the joke? 0.91

01:01:47.000 Because it's not like my goal is to make all black people cry by being racist. 0.97

01:01:52.000 My goal to making all these Chinese people cry is making a movie about outer space. 1.00

01:02:02.000 It just doesn't matter.

01:02:03.000 I don't get why he's pretending it's funny.

01:02:05.000 Trevor Noah is talented and funny.

01:02:07.000 He's not. He's a fucking dipshit. 1.00

01:02:09.000 He's very funny and very talented. 1.00

01:02:12.000 He's a dipshit who's been plucked from mediocrity and put up there on a Matrix-owned platform and has been told to hate half of himself and hate white people. 1.00

01:02:18.000 So he sits there and laughs at things that aren't funny when some 25-year-old bimbo repeats garbage. 1.00

01:02:23.000 Shouldn't black South Africans do the absolute opposite? 1.00

01:02:26.000 You're trying to fucking abolish the apartheid state forever and now suddenly fucking white people are your enemy. 1.00

01:02:30.000 When people watch The Hate You Give, what do you want them to walk away with? 1.00

01:02:33.000 Because I know everyone has a slightly different feeling.

01:02:36.000 Well, I mean, white people crying actually was the goal. 0.89

01:02:40.000 I have a good way of advertising our product, Andrew.

01:02:46.000 For every jar of fire blood you buy, Japanese people will cry. 1.00

01:02:52.000 You know, I try not to hate people, but this Trevor Noah, every time I see a clip of him,

01:03:03.000 because you know, I don't think that mainstream celebrities are even famous anymore.

01:03:06.000 Yeah. I really don't... No one cares about Trevor Noah.

01:03:08.000 Nobody gives a fuck. And they live in this delusion that people care about them because they're put in front of a camera and they talk. 0.97

01:03:14.000 Yeah. And Don Lemon proved that perfectly.

01:03:16.000 When he got taken off CNN and tried to launch a show, he's got, like, 15 views.

01:03:20.000 Yeah. It's so bad. Nobody gives a single fuck about Trevor Noah.

01:03:24.000 In fact, let me just see. 0.93

01:03:25.000 Let's compare Trevor Noah's Google searches.

01:03:27.000 Because I could sit here...

01:03:29.000 And say no words and smoke cigarettes for an hour and I get, what, 30 times the views of his show?

01:03:35.000 By myself. Let's do some actual statistical research.

01:03:40.000 Andrew Tate. Okay.

01:03:42.000 Trending worldwide in the past 90 days.

01:03:45.000 Okay. Let's compare me to Trevor.

01:03:47.000 Trevor Noah. Trevor Noah.

01:03:50.000 Even his name is gay. 0.98

01:03:52.000 Bro. Gay! 1.00

01:03:54.000 Gay! So look, me and my brother are cancelled. 1.00

01:03:58.000 We're not allowed on anything.

01:04:00.000 Internet people. But of course, we're actually relevant because people watch us because we actually matter.

01:04:04.000 Trevor Noah's a complete nobody.

01:04:06.000 This is Google searches.

01:04:07.000 You can see here.

01:04:09.000 Google searches in the last 90 days around the globe.

01:04:12.000 I'm in blue.

01:04:17.000 I'm in blue and Trevor Noah's in red. 0.98

01:04:19.000 So nobody gives a fuck about Trevor Noah. 0.95

01:04:22.000 It's right here that I dwarf him globally in every single nation. 0.98

01:04:28.000 Wait, let me just check quickly and make sure that it also includes South Africa, correct?

01:04:33.000 Nice. And even his home countries betrayed him.

01:04:36.000 And this dipshit wants to sit there propagating and purporting racism, which he's supposed to be so against. 1.00

01:04:43.000 And he's sitting there going, listen, These dickheads. 1.00

01:04:48.000 Nobody cares about celebrities anymore. 0.99

01:04:50.000 Nobody actually cares about celebrities anymore.

01:04:51.000 They've lost all relevance. They're just talking pieces for the Matrix.

01:04:54.000 And this clown's gonna sit there and pretend to find overt ostracization of the people who founded the nation he's living in. 0.95

01:05:02.000 Funny. For some reason. 0.99

01:05:04.000 And the laugh is fake. 1.00

01:05:06.000 He's fucking... 1.00

01:05:07.000 Looks like a... I'm just amazed that he's sitting there with the hubris to not realize he's a dickhead. 1.00

01:05:14.000 Here's what you should do. So I'm mixed race, so I don't, but I will say white people did one good thing recently. 0.98

01:05:20.000 White people sometimes pull it off. 0.92

01:05:21.000 White people built the entire modern world, but recently they've been slacking. 1.00

01:05:25.000 But white people did something brilliant recently. 0.98

01:05:27.000 The BBC, who we all love and respect, It came out with an article, because now Doctor Who's black and gay, of course, BBC. And they put an article, hey white men, Doctor Who was never for you in the first place.

01:05:40.000 You know what happened? White people thought that fuck I ain't watching Doctor Who. 1.00

01:05:44.000 And their series got like 30% of the normal viewership that Doctor Who gets. 0.99

01:05:48.000 So, here's my advice white people of the world. 0.82

01:05:51.000 Never ever...

01:05:53.000 Ever watch Trevor Noah again. 0.61

01:05:55.000 I don't know why you're watching him in the first place, but if you are white, do not watch his show. 0.99

01:06:00.000 Do not click his face, do not click his links, and do not make him relevant at all. 0.55

01:06:05.000 Because if I hated you, you wouldn't want to watch me. 0.98

01:06:09.000 This clown, who's pretty white, by the way, which is very funny. 0.99

01:06:13.000 He's certainly more white than he is black. 1.00

01:06:15.000 He's sitting there. 1.00

01:06:17.000 Oh, making white people cry. 0.96

01:06:18.000 That's how we should do space movies. 0.99

01:06:21.000 Stop watching Trevor Noah forever. 0.99

01:06:25.000 And don't watch this fucking Star Wars movie. 1.00

01:06:27.000 Yeah, white people cry, blah, blah. 1.00

01:06:29.000 Who watches Star Wars? 0.99

01:06:30.000 I'm pretty sure it's white people. 1.00

01:06:32.000 Don't buy the fucking theater tickets and watch it flop. 1.00

01:06:35.000 And then they'll be like, racism is why the movie didn't do well. 1.00

01:06:39.000 Yeah. Your fucking racism on the fucking Trevor Noah show, you fucking stupid bimbo bitch! 1.00

01:06:45.000 Bro. This clip, and I guess I'm slightly... 1.00

01:06:50.000 That clip gave me long COVID. I watched it three times, I now have plastic balls and a long COVID. Should we just forget the rest of the show, just rip into Trevor Noah, because he's not significant.

01:07:03.000 I'm much more famous than him, and he's clearly a dipshit. 0.98

01:07:05.000 Let's see if Trevor Noah was pro-vaccine. 0.97

01:07:08.000 Trevor... What does he have to say about the vaccine, Mr.

01:07:13.000 Noah? Here's a video.

01:07:16.000 Maybe I'm wrong about it.

01:07:18.000 Maybe he got the vaccine right.

01:07:20.000 Cops and firefighters refuse to comply with vaccine mandates on The Daily Show.

01:07:26.000 Let's see what he has to say about it.

01:07:27.000 Come on, Mr. Noah. Come on, say something smart.

01:07:29.000 Let's hear it. It's become the biggest fight in the country.

01:07:32.000 I mean, aside from the Netflix CEO and everyone on Twitter.

01:07:34.000 I know you guys can't see it, but I literally don't know what he's going to say.

01:07:39.000 That's why everyone from federal government to airlines to even Fox News is doing one.

01:07:45.000 Yeah, that's a real thing.

01:07:46.000 Fox News has a vaccine mandate, which is insane.

01:07:51.000 It's like seeing one of those Amish farm stands that accepts Apple Pay. 1.00

01:07:55.000 Like, I'm happy, but I did not see that coming.

01:07:58.000 And now, the former epicenter of the pandemic in New York City is saying that all of its government workers need to get vaxxed, and they mean everybody. 1.00

01:08:06.000 New this morning, Okay, are you pro-vaccine or not, you fucking dickhead? 1.00

01:08:10.000 He is. Is he? Bro, this guy can't get any worse. 1.00

01:08:17.000 Yeah. The heroes who save people from burning buildings and face down criminals in Democrat-run cities are the last people I expect to adversely react to potential danger!

01:08:39.000 You, sir, are a faggot. 1.00

01:08:45.000 Is this guy the biggest dickhead? 1.00

01:08:47.000 I knew his name. 1.00

01:08:49.000 I didn't know much about him. But now every single time I see his face, I'm more and more convinced he might be one of the biggest dickheads all the time. 0.99

01:08:53.000 So apparently The Daily Show was run by a man named Jon Stewart. 0.98

01:08:56.000 I've seen him. I know him.

01:08:58.000 After Noah took over, viewership dropped by 37%.

01:09:04.000 The goal was to make people not watch my show!

01:09:07.000 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 0.87

01:09:09.000 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

01:09:11.000 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

01:09:13.000 OOOO! 0.99

01:09:15.000 Listen to how Fake is laughing! 0.91

01:09:16.000 I have to play this clip one more time. Please, that one long COVID. No, listen to how fake his laugh is.

01:09:20.000 It will make me vaccinated.

01:09:22.000 When people watch The Hate U Give, what do you want them to walk away with?

01:09:24.000 Because I know everyone has a slightly different feeling.

01:09:27.000 Well, I mean white people crying actually was the goal. 0.81

01:09:34.000 Ladies and gentlemen, my brother Andrew Tate is dead.

01:09:44.000 That clip gave him AIDS and COVID, and now he has died.

01:09:50.000 Guess that's the end of the emergency meeting.

01:09:52.000 I don't know what else to tell you. 1.00

01:09:54.000 Trevor Noah is a fucker. 1.00

01:09:56.000 Are we just going to rip Trevor Noah the entire time? 1.00

01:09:58.000 I'm trying to read things about him.

01:10:00.000 He had a book that failed. Interesting.

01:10:02.000 Great. Nice.

01:10:07.000 Noah and the Daily Show writing staff released a book, The Donald J. Trump Presidential Library, with a bunch of his tweets. 0.98

01:10:14.000 That sounds like a book I'd read, but your actual book, Born a Crime, sounds shit like you. 1.00

01:10:22.000 You, sir, are a goofy loser. 1.00

01:10:29.000 A super goofy loser. 1.00

01:10:31.000 And he lives in New York City where, arguably, the cops and the firefighters in New York City are probably the biggest heroes in all of the United States because they're facing down a crime epidemic because New York is a fucking shithole and the only people they seem to prosecute are, you know, billionaires who had sex with porn stars 14 years ago for no reason. 1.00

01:10:48.000 So, New York is a shithole. 0.99

01:10:50.000 So, he shits on the cops and the firefighters because they're like, oh, this might be dangerous. 1.00

01:10:55.000 Oh, no! Cops and firefighters say something might be dangerous. 0.98

01:10:58.000 They must be white supremacists. 0.73

01:11:00.000 Let's make a Star Wars movie that makes them cry. 0.97

01:11:03.000 Ha ha ha ha ha! 0.98

01:11:07.000 I just wonder if these people realize they're dickheads or if he is so arrogant, even though that nobody knows who he is. 0.98

01:11:12.000 Nobody buys his books. Don't worry! 0.97

01:11:14.000 There's an official invitation to come on the emergency meeting live, Trevor Noah.

01:11:17.000 Because no one cares who you are, but that episode will blow up and millions of people will actually listen to you for once.

01:11:22.000 You are welcome to come on my show and argue about how us three mixed-race men should care that white people cry about movies in sci-fi outer space. 0.96

01:11:32.000 I'm happy to have that conversation with you because I'm not a dickhead.

01:11:35.000 Obviously, you're not allowed to talk to people like me. 1.00

01:11:37.000 You're just allowed to talk to other fucking racist mixed-race retards who shit on white people on your crappy show that no one fucking watches. 1.00

01:11:47.000 Yeah, Trevor Noah's one of the biggest dickheads in the world. 1.00

01:11:49.000 I just actually, as a professional, and Tristan, we consider ourselves professionals, and I'll tell you why. 0.97

01:11:55.000 We made it to the top without working with any of the gatekeepers.

01:12:00.000 We weren't plucked from the mediocrity and put in front of people like The Matrix, like Trevor Noah was, and like Don Lemon, like these others.

01:12:06.000 We did it all ourselves with hard work and grit, and they canceled us and tried to delete us and make us go away, and I told them they were gonna put us in jail, and we prepared and went to jail like heroes.

01:12:14.000 We go through it all.

01:12:16.000 Through the fire and emerge unfazed, more powerful than ever before.

01:12:19.000 So you have to sit there and constantly analyze as a professional when you find two young brothers who grew up in a single mother council estate, mixed race, and we managed to become billionaires and do it all ourselves with no help. 1.00

01:12:30.000 And we never sold our souls, never repeated the propaganda, never sold the lies.

01:12:34.000 And you sit there and you get to a point in your life where you sit and say, for me to be as capable as possible, I need to analyze all the decisions I make and all the things I say and work out where I made a mistake and what I did wrong and how I can improve in the future to make sure I'm less susceptible to attacks from my enemies.

01:12:47.000 I wonder if Trevor Noah ever wakes up in NYC next to his boyfriend and looks in the mirror and says, I'm just a parrot talking piece for people who are trying to destroy humanity. 0.65

01:12:55.000 Nobody actually gives a fuck about who I am. 0.98

01:12:58.000 If they stop putting a camera in front of me and force feeding me down dickheads' necks, nobody will think about me twice. 0.98

01:13:03.000 Every time I've tried to predict the future on anything, including the back scene, I've been wrong. 1.00

01:13:06.000 Plus, I'm clearly a racist piece of shit. 1.00

01:13:08.000 Does he even understand anything about himself? 1.00

01:13:11.000 Or is he too busy just sitting there jerking off dudes? 0.96

01:13:14.000 I take it all back because he's actually in my favorite movie. 0.98

01:13:16.000 I didn't realize. Because obviously his face isn't in it because he probably can't act.

01:13:19.000 We have to move on.

01:13:21.000 He plays the computer voice in my favorite movie, which we all know is Black Panther.

01:13:26.000 Okay. Black Panther is excellent.

01:13:29.000 It's wonderful. It's a really great movie.

01:13:33.000 It's not racist against white people.

01:13:35.000 I mean, it's not set in modern day times where, you know, no white person has ever colonized anything.

01:13:41.000 And they don't refer to every white person as colonizer, even when they're American and not, you say, Portuguese.

01:13:47.000 Hey, colonizer! Hey, colonizer! 0.84

01:13:49.000 Because you could do that in a movie today. 0.83

01:13:51.000 If you made a movie in 2024, right, about a country run by white people, and they called every black person slave, that would be fine. 0.99

01:14:00.000 That would be 100% fine, as we know, because double standards don't exist.

01:14:04.000 Let's make a movie called White Panther.

01:14:07.000 White Tiger. Who goes around killing all the blacks. 1.00

01:14:11.000 Yeah, from white candor. 1.00

01:14:13.000 And calls every black person slave. 0.95

01:14:14.000 That would be perfectly acceptable. 0.98

01:14:16.000 Of course. And it would be pushed by every...

01:14:18.000 Oh, this movie is so forward-thinking next day.

01:14:21.000 No, they'd actually probably put me in jail.

01:14:23.000 So Trevor Noah, you are part of the worst movie franchise in the world because I don't know why I've seen Black Panther. 0.55

01:14:28.000 It is the shittest movie ever.

01:14:30.000 So obviously you're not in it.

01:14:31.000 You're not in it. That Chadwick Boseman, who's actually a good dude, is in the movies.

01:14:35.000 You're just a voice in the movies. 0.99

01:14:37.000 And that movie sucks. 1.00

01:14:38.000 And you know why Black Panther sucks? 1.00

01:14:40.000 I didn't put my finger on it when I watched it, Andrew. 0.69

01:14:43.000 It's not because it's supposed to be the most advanced civilization in the world. 0.93

01:14:46.000 They just let Africa get fucked up by everyone for hundreds of years and let slavery happen, which is my ancestry, so it didn't piss me off.

01:14:52.000 It's not just because they're supposed to be the most advanced space-age people in the world, and we live in Africa, but, you know, when it's wartime, we ride rhinoceroses into battle, even though we have spaceships. 0.93

01:15:03.000 It's not because they're the most advanced civilization in the world, but to decide our leader, oh, they've got a system better than democracy, you know what it is?

01:15:10.000 Spear fights in the lake. 0.98

01:15:11.000 So, it's not just shit because of all those reasons. 0.99

01:15:14.000 I hated the movie and I couldn't put my finger on why the movie sucks, but I've just realized the entire movie is dragged down by the cunt who voices the computer system, which I've just read is Trevor Noah. 1.00

01:15:27.000 That's why the movie sucks. 0.99

01:15:29.000 That's why Black Panther is terrible. 0.99

01:15:32.000 You know... I have a genuine question for you.

01:15:36.000 About Trevor Noah? Because this is where we're going.

01:15:38.000 We're vibing! First, I'd like to turn off the air conditioning because I am black and it is cold.

01:15:41.000 Okay. I'm a real nigger, Trevor. 0.98

01:15:45.000 And if you want to handle this with a spear fight in the lake, You little pussy. 1.00

01:15:49.000 How about that, Mr. 1.00

01:15:50.000 Black Panther? You and me, one-on-one, let's go. 0.50

01:15:52.000 Me and you, one-on-one, mano-a-mano to the death. 1.00

01:15:56.000 Forget the Google views, forget your bullshit, leave your boyfriend at home, and let's go. 1.00

01:16:01.000 Let's fix it. Let's see who's right and who's wrong. 0.99

01:16:04.000 Wakanda forever, motherfucker. 1.00

01:16:05.000 Pussy. Right, so, black people living in white countries, And me and you are perfectly in the middle, so I'm just being objective here. 1.00

01:16:14.000 If black people living in white countries, although they're afforded the opportunities to go on national TV and say racist shit. 0.99

01:16:21.000 Okay, because he was born in apartheid South Africa, so you'd think he'd appreciate moving to America, a country that doesn't have the apartheid regime, a country that's fair, and he gets put on television, and he gets his lines written for him. 0.99

01:16:32.000 He's like, okay, you're a massive celebrity. 0.98

01:16:33.000 He gets to jerk off, guys. Yeah, here's your millions of dollars. 0.99

01:16:36.000 You may have to have sex with Duff Patty at this one party, but you do get your own TV show. 1.00

01:16:40.000 We're in America. Land of the Free, Home of the Brave. 0.99

01:16:42.000 Everyone can be black and white, and it's perfectly fine.

01:16:44.000 He was born after the civil rights movement, and everything's good.

01:16:48.000 So he should be happy about white people. 0.99

01:16:51.000 He should like them.

01:16:52.000 You made a very interesting point there. 0.78

01:16:53.000 You said that these movies hating on whites are allowed to be made, but movies hating on blacks would be illegal. 0.95

01:17:00.000 Super illegal! So these white people must be terrible. 1.00

01:17:04.000 Yeah. Right? Because we can talk about the ills of old. 1.00

01:17:08.000 There was slavery, of course, but the Arabs had slaves. 0.75

01:17:11.000 The Chinese had slaves. 1.00

01:17:12.000 The Aztecs had slaves.

01:17:14.000 Guess who else had slaves? Black people! 1.00

01:17:16.000 Africans had other African slaves! 0.98

01:17:18.000 Hello! When the white man turned up to get slaves, do you think they caught them?

01:17:23.000 Like roots? You think the white man and his cotton suit and his musket was chasing these guys down in the jungle?

01:17:31.000 Without firing a shark and catching them! 0.56

01:17:34.000 Come here, old boy! We're gonna do some slaving in the United States!

01:17:39.000 Never happened! 0.97

01:17:41.000 They turned up, and the black man had already made other black slaves, and they bought those slaves off other black slavers. 0.97

01:17:48.000 That's what happened. So slavery's been everywhere, but in the modern times, No, but it was black people who ended slavery, wasn't it?

01:17:54.000 It wasn't obviously the United Kingdom and then the United States and 300,000 white Americans from the North didn't die in a civil war to free the slaves.

01:18:02.000 No, black people just freed themselves.

01:18:05.000 No, no, white people didn't end slavery, did they? 0.89

01:18:06.000 Oh, wait. Oh, wait. They fucking did, didn't they?

01:18:08.000 Wait, didn't the British... I think that it takes the most rudimentary basic understanding of history at all to know that the first people ever to ban slavery were the white people. 0.99

01:18:27.000 That's interesting. I thought we were terrible.

01:18:29.000 Well, that's the thing. So, all this bad happened in the past.

01:18:32.000 We can talk about the past. No modern white person has ever owned a slave.

01:18:36.000 No modern black person has ever been a slave apart from in Africa. 0.99

01:18:38.000 Tristan, the fact that Trevor Noah and his little bimbo girlfriend hate white people so much means that white people must be doing terrible things to black people all the time. 0.99

01:18:47.000 They must be. So I've done a little bit of quick research to see all the crimes that have happened recently in Europe. 0.97

01:18:53.000 And we're going to see how many were white people attacking the guests that they allow into their native countries, allow into their civilizations they've built, and how many are the guests which are being bad guests and killing native people. 0.72

01:19:08.000 Let's just have a look here and let's try and estimate and we'll track it on the whiteboard. 0.58

01:19:13.000 Hello Hungary, hello Budapest, hello fellow Europeans and American friends.

01:19:18.000 Thank you so much for having me.

01:19:21.000 Allow me to skip for Matthews for a moment and dive right into a subject that is not so cheerful, but very, very necessary to discuss.

01:19:33.000 Let me walk you through the past seven days in Europe.

01:19:39.000 This week, in Stockholm, three elderly women in their 70s were stabbed in broad daylight on the streets.

01:19:48.000 In London, four people were stabbed in a time span of just 42 hours.

01:19:56.000 In Paris, hundreds of African migrants took to the streets to riot.

01:20:02.000 And in Brigolo, also in France, yet another church was burned down to the ground.

01:20:08.000 And that, ladies and gentlemen, is just a few incidents in just a couple of days on our beautiful continent.

01:20:17.000 But we all know that these incidents aren't incidents anymore.

01:20:24.000 If there's one thing that's for sure, it's that we know and our governments also know that there is a link between mass migration and crime.

01:20:34.000 Whoa! Whoa! 0.93

01:20:36.000 How dare that racist woman say that? 1.00

01:20:38.000 Because white people are the bad ones, obviously. 1.00

01:20:40.000 Trevor Noah said that white people are the bad ones! 0.99

01:20:43.000 Right, we're going to cancel the Twitter feed files exclusively on Rumble at Take Speech. 0.99

01:20:47.000 Trevor Noah and his little bimbo girlfriend said that we should make all the white people People cry even though they built all of civilization and now all of the black people are living inside their civilization and killing the white people in real time. 1.00

01:20:59.000 It's the white people that are bad because the white people 200 or 300 years ago did one thing bad which they also stopped to prevent it and black people have never done anything wrong ever. 0.89

01:21:09.000 And Africa is a haven, and a hero, beautiful place, and it's perfect, and it's Wakanda, and if you go there, they have the best technology ever, but they have to hide from the colonizers, because the colonizers are evil, bad people, so they fight in and late, with a spear, Wakanda forever, and Trevor is the computer! 0.94

01:21:26.000 You've never seen that movie, have you?

01:21:28.000 No. Alright, thought experiment.

01:21:32.000 Thought experiment. I meet a guy, Andrew.

01:21:35.000 He is a Christian missionary who feeds children.

01:21:38.000 He feeds children in South Africa and poor parts of the world.

01:21:41.000 Hands out Bibles. All in all, good dude.

01:21:43.000 Married, three kids, good guy, yeah?

01:21:45.000 If you find out that his great-grandfather was a murderer in Ireland, for example, Does that mean that he's the most evil person in the world and he owes everyone an apology forever?

01:21:59.000 I don't think so. No, no, he doesn't.

01:22:01.000 Now, let's take a direct link.

01:22:02.000 Let's say I meet a guy, okay?

01:22:04.000 Nice guy. Let's say he's an imam at a mosque.

01:22:08.000 Good God-fearing man, has his wife, has his family, preaches the Quran to everybody.

01:22:13.000 Decent good dude, yeah?

01:22:14.000 To his core. But I found that his father raped someone in the 50s. 0.99

01:22:19.000 His father's dead now, okay? 0.91

01:22:21.000 Yeah. Is that guy inherently evil because his father did something wrong and his father was a criminal, despite being a wonderful, great person?

01:22:27.000 No. No, that doesn't make any sense.

01:22:28.000 But, but, but, hear me out!

01:22:30.000 Hear me out, Andrew! If I find out, because I'm half black, let's take a white person. 0.89

01:22:35.000 I was saying Bailey, Bailey Bolton, who's a really nice dude, yeah?

01:22:39.000 His great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather lived in a state, hear me out, where slavery 0.99

01:22:48.000 was legal and may have owned slaves.

01:22:50.000 We don't know who his great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather was.

01:22:53.000 No one knows. It's all gone. But he is definitely descended from someone who lived in a time when slavery was legal.

01:23:01.000 Does that make Bailey Bolton a bad person? 0.96

01:23:03.000 Yes. Yes, it does.

01:23:05.000 And Star Wars movies should make him and his family cry forever.

01:23:11.000 One second, T.T. I refuse to believe this.

01:23:14.000 I know nothing about this guy, and I really think he's the biggest dickhead on the planet. 0.99

01:23:18.000 Who, Trevor Noah? Yeah, I know nothing about him. 0.99

01:23:19.000 Please, he can't just be a parrot.

01:23:21.000 Is he really just a parrot for the Matrix?

01:23:22.000 If Trevor Noah isn't a dickhead, please send me reasons, because I can't...

01:23:26.000 Does Trevor Noah believe in climate change? 0.93

01:23:30.000 He's pro-vax. He laughs.

01:23:33.000 Pretends it's funny when people are racist. 1.00

01:23:35.000 He's a fucking retard. It's not even funny. 1.00

01:23:37.000 The guy's a clown. Is he pro-climate change? 0.98

01:23:40.000 I just want to know. This is the final test.

01:23:43.000 In my office, fight with the women in my office over who controls the thermostat for the rest of the year. 1.00

01:23:48.000 It's a week where all the late night shows are going to be getting together.

01:23:51.000 To bring some attention to the climate change crisis.

01:23:54.000 Yes! Late night TV hosts, led by Trevor Noah, are all going to get together to bring attention to the climate change crisis.

01:24:03.000 You know why? Let me give you the evidence that climate change is bullshit. 0.99

01:24:07.000 Well, say all these images of him on private jets are fake. 0.99

01:24:10.000 They must be. Of course they are.

01:24:12.000 Wait, wait, wait. Here he is with Jay Leno driving around in a hypercar.

01:24:15.000 Is that a big guy? Must be fake.

01:24:18.000 Okay. Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, guys, everyone here knows that they're just using climate change to raise your taxes and lock you in your house while they do whatever they want.

01:24:26.000 And I've made the point before that if they're genuinely afraid of climate change, they wouldn't be buying beachfront property as soon as they retire, these politicians.

01:24:32.000 But you know what's really interesting to me?

01:24:33.000 What one act, Tristan, could a government undertake which will be as bad as humanly possible?

01:24:40.000 What's the most damage you could possibly do to the climate?

01:24:43.000 Not only the atmosphere, but the ground, but the sea, but the ocean?

01:24:47.000 When would you not care about pollution?

01:24:49.000 When would you just be destroying the planet en masse as much as possible?

01:24:53.000 I would imagine... Some type of war.

01:24:58.000 So if you're really scared about climate change, what you're not gonna do is build super aircraft carriers, which take unfathomable amounts of fuel, and then take extremely heavy 30 ton war machines, Ship them around the world, pump them full of diesel, and then start pumping out diesel as the war machine goes around, firing bombs, blowing up things, releasing CO2, and destroying the entire environment.

01:25:27.000 If you're worried about climate change, what you would not do is go to war, Permanently and forever.

01:25:33.000 So if the American government's worried about climate change, they wouldn't be constantly blowing everything up all of the time.

01:25:39.000 Would you argue that's pretty fair?

01:25:41.000 I think that's why Wakanda uses rhinoceros cavalry. 1.00

01:25:47.000 America, America America, fuck yeah 1.00

01:25:56.000 Come out of here to save the motherfucking day, yeah America, fuck yeah 1.00

01:26:02.000 Freedom is the only way, yeah Terrorists, your game is through 1.00

01:26:07.000 Cause now you have to act like you America, fuck yeah 1.00

01:26:13.000 So lick my blood and suck on my America Fuck yeah, this is what we're coming for, yeah 1.00

01:26:22.000 Cause we're the only ones who know It's the only ones who know 1.00

01:26:29.000 Fuck yeah Together, fuck yeah 1.00

01:26:34.000 Roma, fuck yeah Fuck yeah! 1.00

01:26:37.000 V-Spray! 1.00

01:26:38.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00

01:26:39.000 Internet! 1.00

01:26:40.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00

01:26:41.000 Rock and roll! 1.00

01:26:42.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00

01:26:43.000 Internet! 1.00

01:26:44.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00

01:26:45.000 Slavery! 1.00

01:26:46.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00

01:26:47.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00

01:26:48.000 We're living in one big lie. 1.00

01:26:57.000 Everything they tell you is a lie.

01:26:59.000 It's all Trevor Noah's fault.

01:27:00.000 It's all Trevor Noah's fault.

01:27:01.000 They ignore everything they tell you to do.

01:27:03.000 They do whatever they want. They talk about you driving a Prius and eating the bugs while they literally drop bombs all day, every day, blowing the earth to fuck. 1.00

01:27:12.000 And then they sit there and pretend they care. 1.00

01:27:14.000 White people built civilization they live in, but they hate the white people. 0.99

01:27:17.000 They get some mediocre dickhead with no morality, no sense of self, who's an empty vessel, and they stand him up and give him a teleprompter, and he sits there and goes, I have to argue with the girls in my office because of the thermostat and he thinks he's funny and nobody laughs and then he laughs that things aren't funny and they get little racist bimbos and they give them media jobs and then you sit there and give them your money because you like Star Wars and the people who are in charge of you fucking hate you and they import people into your nations who not only out reproduce you and are conquering and changing your entire culture they murder you during the day With plastic balls. 1.00

01:28:10.000 With plastic balls injecting the poison into your arm, because if you don't inject the poison into your arm, you're a bad person. 1.00

01:28:17.000 Trevor fucking Noah said so. 1.00

01:28:19.000 We are living in a grade A clown world. 0.99

01:28:22.000 I think Trevor Noah is the source of all the world's problems. 1.00

01:28:27.000 Trevor Noah has little mincy faggot balls. 1.00

01:28:29.000 Plastic ones. And the final point I want to make. 1.00

01:28:31.000 Wait, does he have any kids? Yeah, does he have any kids?

01:28:38.000 As of 2023 has not confirmed any children or marriage. 0.99

01:28:43.000 Yeah, because you used to be jerking off dudes. 0.99

01:28:45.000 Yay! How can you get kids jerking off dudes? 1.00

01:28:47.000 With plastic balls. Then, I can't make this film on the screen, but I'm Mr. 1.00

01:28:51.000 Producer, whatever. EU Commissioner is saying that we need to spy on everyone more to make sure they don't talk about these things.

01:28:57.000 Nice. So they're going to spy on your WhatsApp chats in real time.

01:29:00.000 They're going to spy on your Facebook messages in real time.

01:29:03.000 They're now saying that we can read your WhatsApp the same time you can. 0.99

01:29:06.000 So if you talk about the fact that Trevor Noah is a dickhead, you're going to go to jail. 0.99

01:29:11.000 They're gonna lock you up while they blow up the whole planet and convince you to drive a Prius. 1.00

01:29:15.000 Guys, it's a fucking scam. 1.00

01:29:18.000 He has won Emmys, though, so... 1.00

01:29:21.000 Who the fuck watches the Emmys? 0.99

01:29:24.000 No! Where's my mustache? 1.00

01:29:27.000 You know, Tristan, I'm starting to think there's only a couple cool people left on this planet.

01:29:31.000 There's a few of them. And you know what?

01:29:33.000 We might just be... I think we're in that team.

01:29:35.000 I think we're in that club. 0.95

01:29:36.000 I saw this video, this edit on Instagram, and it made me pretty fucking happy because you know what? 0.70

01:29:40.000 You and I are on the greatest adventure two brothers can possibly be on. 0.69

01:29:43.000 Yeah, it's hilarious. We're on the greatest adventure.

01:29:46.000 We get the adventure through the Romanian judicial system.

01:29:48.000 It's great. And you know what?

01:29:50.000 When we're old, we're going to laugh about this more than we laugh about it already.

01:29:54.000 Look at this video because this is actually hilarious.

01:29:56.000 I have some questions. I don't know if you can answer them.

01:29:58.000 Sure. What did you do with all that money?

01:30:04.000 Well, you know, I had...

01:30:05.000 I'm gonna shoot you right down.

01:30:08.000 I spent money, you know, I did at that time.

01:30:10.000 But I was young and I was enjoying it.

01:30:12.000 Right on for your feet.

01:30:15.000 I'm not gonna answer anymore.

01:30:18.000 I understand completely.

01:30:21.000 Oh, baby.

01:30:24.000 I love you, baby.

01:30:27.000 Baby. Little baby.

01:30:34.000 I know exactly what you're saying. I understand you, sir.

01:30:36.000 I understand. Are we the coolest motherfuckers that are left? 0.99

01:30:40.000 Yeah. Yeah. People like him, people like Michael Francis, they're dying out. 0.99

01:30:45.000 He's cool as fuck, but who's going to carry the torch into the next generation? 0.96

01:30:49.000 I'll tell you who. Our fans. 0.99

01:30:52.000 Our fans will be cool.

01:30:54.000 They won't be watching Trevor Noah.

01:30:56.000 Nope. Black Panther.

01:30:57.000 Nope. They won't be laughing at making white people cry with space movies. 0.59

01:31:01.000 Nope. They'll be doing cool shit. 1.00

01:31:03.000 Making money, driving fast cars, making love to beautiful women. 0.99

01:31:06.000 That's the plan. So when you watch these emergency meetings, guys, you're actually part of a much larger family.

01:31:11.000 You're resisting the slave mind.

01:31:13.000 You're resisting all of their programming, resisting their lies.

01:31:16.000 Every time you tune in here is a little bit more medicine for the poison they are trying to infect your mind with because they are permanently trying to subjugate you and they're trying to subjugate you by altering the reality you live within. 0.99

01:31:25.000 They want you in the matrix believing in all of their propaganda and bullshit. 0.98

01:31:29.000 The matrix is cracked. 0.97

01:31:30.000 My brother and I have been a large component in the damage which has been done to the Matrix as of late,

01:31:36.000 and our lives are no longer starting to work.

01:31:38.000 So when you watch these emergency meetings, don't just sit and think you're enjoying yourself.

01:31:41.000 You're actually part of the resistance.

01:31:44.000 You're the reason people like Trevor Noah have no relevance whatsoever.

01:31:47.000 You're the reason nobody looks at him, nobody Googles him, nobody cares anymore.

01:31:50.000 We are the culture. We are winning.

01:31:52.000 My brother and I are the coolest fucking people on the planet. 0.98

01:31:55.000 And if you're as cool as us, you're going to join the rear world. 0.99

01:31:57.000 You're going to join the war room. You're going to meet up with us.

01:31:58.000 And one day, we're all going to sit in the same room calling Trevanoa a dickhead.

01:32:03.000 But in the meantime, sir, I want to once again thank you for being part of the most fun journey we've possibly had in a very long time.

01:32:11.000 This is hilariously fun, isn't it? 0.99

01:32:13.000 Can't wait to see you in fucking jail. 1.00

Tate Speech - June 05, 2024

EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 55 - PLASTIC BALLS

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