Tate Speech - September 07, 2024


EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 69 - HARD TALK


Episode Stats

Length

57 minutes

Words per Minute

140.49927

Word Count

8,067

Sentence Count

898

Misogynist Sentences

37

Hate Speech Sentences

105


Summary

Simon Onzima is a Ugandan gay rights activist who has become a global sensation in the last few years. He is one of the only a few people in the world to have an answer to the question Why are you gay? and he does it in a clip that has gone viral on the internet and on TV. He also has a plan to help fight globalism on the African continent, which I think could be a good idea. I don t know about you, but I think if we had him in Western politics, in nearly any country in the West, we could get a lot of our problems fixed because I can t seem to find anyone else who's asking the pertinent and important questions. We need to ask this to everyone in our government, in every country, we need you to come and fix this mess. What if I ask that question now? If I ask this now, what if I asked this to Obama? We need him to ask the question now, why is he gay? Why does he not know why he s gay? What is it matter to him? Why is he not gay? And what is it that makes him gay? I ll tell you what, he s not gay. He s gay. And why is it important that he knows that he is not gay, and why should we ask this question to everyone else? Why is it so important that we should ask it to everyone? And why does he have a plan for the world? why should he not be in politics? Why should he be in Western countries? or in any other country? What s his plan for fighting globalism in Africa? I ll let you know what he s got in Africa and why he should be in the most important country in Africa and why it s important to him. I hope you ll like it. I ll give you a shoutout on this one, bro. I m not going to stop you from listening to this one. I ve got a plan, bro, bro! Thank you for listening to it, bro XOXO, P.J. xxx P. -P.S. -PJ - -JOSH -ROBERT - JUICY -Josie - SONGS -SORCHE - PENNY - KEVIN - DEREK - BOBBY


Transcript

00:00:00.000 the the
00:05:26.000 the Obviously, I got rid of Tristan because he's no good.
00:05:31.000 So I had to bring on a real G, you know, someone who can help us fix the Western world.
00:05:36.000 You know, when you're in my position and you're looking around and thinking, who can help us?
00:05:41.000 The other day, I had to destroy some crypto dork because he was scared of an Italian speeding ticket, and then he thought boughting the replies afterwards to show that he somehow ratioed me would save him from the fact that he's a little bitch.
00:05:52.000 It's like, these are the people who are supposed to be helping us resist enslavement.
00:05:55.000 All the men are just gay. Everything's fucked.
00:05:58.000 Obama's gay. Everyone in the White House is gay.
00:06:01.000 They're gay in the Senate. Everything's fucking gay.
00:06:02.000 So you're sitting there going, well, I need to find someone who can help me deal with all these faggots.
00:06:07.000 And then I thought, there's the OG, there's the boss, there's the king of dealing with these problems.
00:06:12.000 I thought, maybe he can help me because Tristan's no use.
00:06:16.000 So we're going to talk to him in about three or four minutes.
00:06:18.000 But first, obviously it's time for Mr.
00:06:20.000 Producer. So this is going to be an interview with a man who I believe should move into Western politics.
00:06:56.000 I think if we had him in Western politics in nearly any country in the West, we could get a lot of our problems fixed.
00:07:03.000 Because I can't seem to find anyone else who's asking the pertinent and important questions.
00:07:08.000 So if you haven't worked out who it is yet, I'm about to introduce him in a few seconds and I'll let him introduce himself.
00:07:14.000 But his name is Simon.
00:07:17.000 In case you didn't know. And you've probably seen him somewhere before.
00:07:21.000 I'm about to bring Simon on and let him introduce himself.
00:07:24.000 Simon, are you there? Well, here I am.
00:07:27.000 Greetings from Uganda.
00:07:29.000 And hi, everyone. Bro, you are a viral sensation in the West.
00:07:34.000 Did you know that? Well, it's a little crazy.
00:07:38.000 I've always asked myself why.
00:07:40.000 And I'm just being told.
00:07:44.000 Well, I'm going to play everyone the clip that made you a global sensation.
00:07:48.000 Let me play it all and remind them of your amazing work, sir.
00:07:52.000 So let me play this clip from 2012.
00:07:56.000 We bring in the studio this morning one of the gay rights activists, Mr...
00:08:01.000 should I call you Mr? Pepe Julian Onzima.
00:08:05.000 Thank you for coming in. Thank you for having me.
00:08:06.000 Good morning. Why are you gay?
00:08:09.000 Who says I'm gay?
00:08:12.000 You are gay. Bro, we need you to ask this to Obama.
00:08:18.000 That's embarrassing.
00:08:20.000 No, we need you to ask this to everybody.
00:08:22.000 We need you to ask this to everyone in our government, in every country.
00:08:26.000 I don't know how this happened.
00:08:28.000 Everyone's fucking gay.
00:08:29.000 We need you to come and fix this mess.
00:08:32.000 Everything's messed up. What if I ask that question now?
00:08:34.000 If I ask that question now, why are you gay?
00:08:39.000 Well, bro, we need it to be asked.
00:08:41.000 So I've got some questions for you here, but I've got a little bit of your background.
00:08:45.000 I know this clip was from 2012 and it went viral again in 2019.
00:08:49.000 You're almost daily on television.
00:08:51.000 You're a big name in Uganda.
00:08:52.000 Are you running things down there?
00:08:55.000 Well, I keep a very simple life, ironically.
00:08:59.000 It's not a big deal.
00:09:02.000 No? Well, that's good.
00:09:04.000 You know, I've never been to Uganda.
00:09:05.000 I've never been. I've got some babies over there in Africa in a couple of other countries, but I haven't actually been there.
00:09:10.000 I need to go check it out.
00:09:12.000 I hope this is not a lie.
00:09:15.000 No, this is for real, bro.
00:09:16.000 I've been everywhere. I've got babies growing up over there.
00:09:18.000 They grow up strong in Africa, you know?
00:09:20.000 You've got to prepare. The world's getting tough.
00:09:23.000 The world's getting tough, you know?
00:09:26.000 That makes you a global plan down.
00:09:28.000 Well, that's my plan.
00:09:30.000 Globalism's coming to enslave us all, right?
00:09:32.000 So I'm going to get global by putting soldiers in every continent.
00:09:34.000 That's my plan. Oh, crazy.
00:09:38.000 So, your daily on television, it says you're involved in farming.
00:09:43.000 Is that true? Yes, I am a farmer.
00:09:47.000 Yeah? What do you grow?
00:09:49.000 I do cows and I grow food.
00:09:53.000 I grow my own food.
00:09:55.000 That's good. That's why you're so strong over there.
00:09:57.000 You see, that's why no one's gay. You're growing your own food.
00:09:59.000 They're turning all the fucking frogs gay over here.
00:10:04.000 I don't go to supermarkets for food and veg.
00:10:08.000 That's a good decision.
00:10:09.000 That's a good decision. So, I'm gonna ask you just an obvious question.
00:10:13.000 I guess homosexuality is not prevalent in Uganda, no?
00:10:18.000 Not that much. It's only being hyped here and there, but our cultural values are still strong.
00:10:25.000 Do you know how bad it is in the West?
00:10:27.000 Do you guys in Uganda have any concept of how gay the West is?
00:10:33.000 Well, going by what we read and what we see live on telly every day and the kind of activism, I worry for you guys.
00:10:41.000 Yeah, it's bad, bro. Your children, they teach it to your children in school.
00:10:45.000 They march around naked.
00:10:46.000 It's on every TV show.
00:10:48.000 They hang the flag everywhere.
00:10:50.000 You can't escape it over here.
00:10:51.000 It's conquering the West, and they're doing it because they want to remove the man and the masculinity because they're afraid that we're going to resist the enslavement.
00:11:00.000 They want to make us all slaves, and they know it's easier to make a bunch of gay slaves than a bunch of real men, so they're just trying to destroy masculinity.
00:11:07.000 It's a huge attack we're suffering over here.
00:11:10.000 Horrible. It's horrible.
00:11:12.000 It is horrible. So I've got a few questions for you about Uganda because I'm curious.
00:11:16.000 I've never been. Maybe I need to make a baby in Uganda.
00:11:18.000 So I'm going to ask some questions. Maybe I need to come visit.
00:11:20.000 I've got a couple of sisters who are still looking out for people like you.
00:11:25.000 I'm rich! Bro, I'm rich!
00:11:27.000 They'll live good!
00:11:29.000 They'll live good! I'll have no problem having a crazy brother-in-law like you.
00:11:34.000 Bro, we'd have the best time.
00:11:35.000 Can you give me a job on Ugandan TV? I'll learn from you.
00:11:39.000 I'll ask the important questions.
00:11:41.000 I think that would be excellent.
00:11:43.000 That would be excellent.
00:11:45.000 I think so too. So my first question for you, sir.
00:11:48.000 What was COVID like in Uganda?
00:11:50.000 Did people fear COVID? Did people get the vaccine?
00:11:53.000 Did everyone wear masks?
00:11:54.000 Or did they have bigger problems in life?
00:11:56.000 What was the whole COVID saga like over there in Uganda?
00:12:01.000 Well, it was...
00:12:03.000 A very odd time for us.
00:12:06.000 It was awkward for us in every way that you can describe because there was too much of brutal enforcement of the law.
00:12:15.000 There was also too much conspiracy theories and there was a lot of fear mongering.
00:12:23.000 Everything was nuts.
00:12:25.000 Why do you think they were doing that?
00:12:26.000 Do you think it was because they cared about people's health or do you think they had another agenda?
00:12:32.000 I'm here to establish the intention.
00:12:34.000 One, up to now, we're still asking questions of accountability for COVID fans and lots of aid that came under the guise of COVID. Then there was also a breach.
00:12:49.000 COVID, in a way, defined us as a group of the untouchables and us You know, you say untouchables.
00:13:01.000 It's interesting. I've got an interesting question.
00:13:03.000 In the West, we have this really difficult situation, right?
00:13:08.000 Where all of our leaders are gay and none of them are in charge.
00:13:12.000 And we don't know who's really in charge.
00:13:13.000 We don't know if it's the IMF or the World Bank or the UN, but we hire all these leaders and they don't do anything.
00:13:20.000 They're just a puppet and they stand up a little bit and then they disappear.
00:13:23.000 And then a new one comes, but nothing ever changes.
00:13:26.000 Do you think in Uganda that the leaders are really in charge, or do you feel like there's other things being pulled, other things behind the screen?
00:13:34.000 What's it like over there? I think, to a great extent, some leaders are acting like pawns.
00:13:44.000 You realize that Nice.
00:13:54.000 Ugandan Internet. Listen, this is extremely important to save the world.
00:14:02.000 Nobody seems to understand how important this is.
00:14:04.000 Imagine at every single press conference, every single press conference, we had this gentleman talking to our world leaders.
00:14:12.000 Why are you gay?
00:14:14.000 Okay, Keir Starmer, blah, blah, blah.
00:14:17.000 But why are you gay? Please explain that to us.
00:14:20.000 We need answers. He's gonna come back.
00:14:23.000 As all of you know at home, Ugandan internet is famously reliable.
00:14:29.000 So I'm sure it's not gone down.
00:14:31.000 He's 100% going to come back.
00:14:33.000 It's very important.
00:14:34.000 The Matrix has tried to get rid of him because he is fighting against the agendas they're trying to enslave us all with.
00:14:40.000 And one of the agendas is, of course, LGBT, which is being pushed by the same people who are pushing feminism.
00:14:46.000 It's all just an attempt to remove masculinity as a whole because masculinity is going to be the guardians of salvation.
00:14:52.000 So men like this guy...
00:14:55.000 If he was a member of parliament, all he'd have to do is stand up once a day and ask the same fucking question.
00:15:02.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:15:04.000 But why are you gay?
00:15:08.000 You know? That's all we really want to know!
00:15:13.000 I mean, that's all we want to know.
00:15:14.000 All these fucking debates on TV and bullshit in Parliament and blah blah blah on the Senate.
00:15:19.000 All we really want to know is why everything is gay on Netflix, all of our leaders on the fucking TV. The flags everywhere on the internet.
00:15:32.000 All of the kids of the celebrities are trans.
00:15:35.000 All of the kids of the political leaders are gay.
00:15:37.000 Why is everything gay?
00:15:40.000 That's all we want to know.
00:15:42.000 If you could answer that, we could take that answer and extrapolate it out and unravel and find out why we're in the mess we're in.
00:15:51.000 A Ugandan matrix attack.
00:15:53.000 Oh, there's a bit of revolution over there or something.
00:15:55.000 When's the last time there was a revolution in Uganda?
00:15:58.000 Hope we didn't start a revolution.
00:16:03.000 I need to fly him here.
00:16:05.000 Do you need a visa for Romania from Uganda?
00:16:08.000 Please work on that. Get him a jet.
00:16:11.000 I'm gonna get to the fucking bottom of this.
00:16:13.000 No matter what it takes.
00:16:16.000 We're gonna find out why everyone's gay.
00:16:19.000 I scrolled Twitter all day.
00:16:21.000 And everyone's just a fucking homo.
00:16:23.000 Including the conservatives, guys.
00:16:25.000 You know all these conservatives. I'm conservative, actually.
00:16:27.000 I've got a conservative podcast.
00:16:28.000 You're a fucking homo, bro.
00:16:30.000 You're all gay. All lame.
00:16:34.000 All the men on Twitter are all gay.
00:16:36.000 They're all like, yeah, I'm a real man.
00:16:37.000 Look at me. I got butter and olive oil because margarine will kill you.
00:16:42.000 Bro, margarine will kill you?
00:16:43.000 You think you're straight? You're fucking gay, bro.
00:16:46.000 Margarine. You're scared of margarine.
00:16:50.000 I will eat a block of margarine and bust you up.
00:16:55.000 Hear me? Seed oils!
00:16:58.000 Oh my god, seed oils!
00:17:00.000 You sound gay.
00:17:02.000 Imagine sitting there with a girl going, you shouldn't eat that because, you know, homogenated vegetable oil.
00:17:06.000 No wonder you're fucking fours, bro.
00:17:08.000 No one cares. Nobody gives a shit.
00:17:11.000 Eat your fried food like a fucking man.
00:17:14.000 What's wrong with you people?
00:17:17.000 So these health fucking put your balls in the sun.
00:17:22.000 I'm a straight man who cooks the steak.
00:17:24.000 Yeah! I go to the gym.
00:17:27.000 Yeah! Gay.
00:17:30.000 Everyone's fucking gay. I'm looking around going, where are there no homos?
00:17:34.000 I need Simon Najala's help.
00:17:37.000 That's how you say Najala. We'll get him back.
00:17:39.000 I need his help.
00:17:40.000 And we need to decipher how we ended up here.
00:17:46.000 That's why they put me on judicial control to stop me flying because they know I would have gone to Uganda myself and fixed everything.
00:18:00.000 That's why they kept me here.
00:18:05.000 I mean, obviously the liberals are gay, but the conservatives are just as gay.
00:18:10.000 These right-wingers, they're all fucking gay, bro.
00:18:13.000 Super gay. I'm so excited for this election.
00:18:46.000 Nice. Nice!
00:18:49.000 I'm so excited for this election.
00:18:52.000 I can't wait. It's gonna be great.
00:18:55.000 Kamala. If Trump wins, Trump wins. But if Kamala wins, then we get the whole
00:19:00.000 presidency of ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:19:04.000 Kamala, my child just got stabbed to death in a crime ridden shithole.
00:19:09.000 Ha! Kyla Greens!
00:19:17.000 Everything's fucked. White dudes for Kamala.
00:19:21.000 Gay. Seed oil disrespect.
00:19:26.000 I had to block some guy on Twitter.
00:19:27.000 I don't even know who he was. He liked one of my posts.
00:19:29.000 Of course he likes me because I'm funny. And in his bio, it said, Seed oil disrespector.
00:19:34.000 Oh, you disrespect seed oil?
00:19:35.000 Is that how you're going to fight against oppression?
00:19:38.000 Is that how you're aiding our enslavement?
00:19:40.000 Our resistance to enslavement against the matrix?
00:19:43.000 Do you pick up a bottle of vegetable oil and call it names?
00:19:46.000 Is that what you do? Tough guy.
00:19:47.000 Oh, and you go to the gym.
00:19:48.000 Do you go to the gym before you take a cold plunge?
00:19:51.000 You're a fucking faggot.
00:19:53.000 Cold baths are actually really good for your circulation.
00:19:56.000 Gay! Gay!
00:19:59.000 You are gay! I've read a study on what sauna does.
00:20:03.000 Gay! Get in the cage and fight like I did.
00:20:06.000 If you're so fucking strong and tough and these fucking cold plungers are so good for you, go fight someone.
00:20:12.000 Go fight some random Russian who's never had any of this weirdo shit ever.
00:20:17.000 Who doesn't care.
00:20:18.000 Just eats his grandmother's cooking.
00:20:19.000 Babushka's vegetable oils power him.
00:20:22.000 Get your ass whooped.
00:20:25.000 Shouldn't wear sunscreen.
00:20:26.000 It's toxic. Well, I don't have to, because I'm mixed race.
00:20:31.000 I'm the hybrid.
00:20:33.000 I'm like Blade, the daywalker.
00:20:35.000 That's a white people problem, but you white people...
00:20:38.000 The sun can kill me!
00:20:39.000 Sunscreen can kill me!
00:20:40.000 Immigrants can kill me! Let's let them in!
00:20:42.000 Like, fucking... It's over for you motherfuckers.
00:20:46.000 Have some kids. Oh no, my wife doesn't want kids.
00:20:49.000 She wants to start her own baking business.
00:20:52.000 Oh, that'll save humanity.
00:20:53.000 Let's just let all your white boy wives just start little home companies that lose money year on year that you pay for so she can say she's a boss bitch with one child baking shit cupcakes!
00:21:08.000 Because I ain't going to save your fucking civilization cupcakes!
00:21:13.000 Why are you gay?
00:21:15.000 I don't understand. Why are you gay?
00:21:18.000 I got fucking kids in Kampala.
00:21:22.000 Mongolia. I got kids everywhere.
00:21:24.000 None of you have done any of that.
00:21:25.000 I'm going to find one wife and maybe I'm going to have one kid.
00:21:28.000 You're fucking gay. You're so gay.
00:21:31.000 Can we put the aircon on?
00:21:35.000 on. It's hot as a man's ass in here.
00:21:37.000 So my plan is to sponsor this gentleman with a business visa to fly to
00:21:50.000 Romania and be a full time panelist on emergency meetings to replace Tristan.
00:21:55.000 Thank you.
00:21:57.000 That's my plan.
00:21:58.000 Because Tristan's not getting the job done.
00:22:01.000 Put one in the chat if I should replace Tristan with Simon Anjala because I've had enough of Tristan and his bullshit.
00:22:07.000 Everyone's still a faggot.
00:22:09.000 We've been doing this podcast for years.
00:22:10.000 Nothing's fixed. Can't wait to watch my sports team!
00:22:29.000 Gay. I'm gonna go to that rap concert!
00:22:33.000 Gay. You're gonna go to a rap concert.
00:22:36.000 Is that what you're gonna do? Are you a gang star?
00:22:38.000 Are you in a gang? Is that what you- Are you in a gang?
00:22:42.000 Are you? You're gonna go there?
00:22:43.000 Are you gonna do the crypt walk?
00:22:45.000 Are you a blood? No, you're fucking gay.
00:22:49.000 Gay! Most things are gay, bro.
00:22:55.000 Seeing girls is gay.
00:22:56.000 Hi, I'm a girl, and I wanna have sex with you.
00:22:59.000 Fucking gay, fuck off.
00:23:02.000 But you're so famous and rich.
00:23:03.000 I know, I know.
00:23:06.000 I'm horny. There's nothing more revolting than a woman saying she's horny.
00:23:11.000 It's like, ugh. What do you mean, ugh?
00:23:14.000 Fuck off. Leave me the fuck alone.
00:23:18.000 You gonna give me a child? Oh, I'm not ready for a child yet.
00:23:20.000 I actually wanna work on my cupcake business.
00:23:24.000 Gay! Gay! If you're not going to give me a kid, why the fuck am I having sex with you?
00:23:27.000 I'm doing all the work. Jesus Christ.
00:23:33.000 Full grown men going out there getting drunk on alcohol, just chasing a whole bunch of women around.
00:23:37.000 Homos. Homos.
00:23:41.000 Anyway, this election is going to be super interesting.
00:23:43.000 So I'm sure everything's definitely going to change.
00:23:45.000 Nothing's going to be exactly the same.
00:23:49.000 At this point, it's all just for the lulls, you know?
00:23:51.000 It's all just for the culture. It's all just like, ha ha ha.
00:23:53.000 Either way, it's ha ha ha. It's like, wah, wah.
00:23:57.000 Who knows? Who even fucking cares anymore?
00:24:02.000 I have a son in Kampala.
00:24:04.000 I'll be fine. Motherfucker would be bigger than me.
00:24:09.000 I'll be walking around with him.
00:24:11.000 With Simon and Jada.
00:24:13.000 Four or five wives each.
00:24:14.000 I'm done. I'm good. Don't know what you motherfuckers are going to do.
00:24:20.000 Nothing. Maybe if I avoid seed oils.
00:24:26.000 So, it turns out Ugandan internet is an issue.
00:24:33.000 Who could have predicted this?
00:24:35.000 Who could have possibly seen this coming?
00:24:39.000 Haha, Andrew Tate.
00:24:42.000 Bro, wait till I go to Uganda and get a job on TV. People think I won't do that.
00:24:47.000 I'm the guy who's now at the final level of the video game.
00:24:49.000 I'm just doing side quests. I'll go to Uganda for a few months and just work on TV for free.
00:24:55.000 Why the fuck not?
00:24:58.000 Get some armed guards with AKs.
00:24:59.000 Run around in a Humvee.
00:25:01.000 It'd be funny. Why is Andrew in Uganda on TV? Well, he's bored.
00:25:04.000 You know? He's bored. There's nothing else to do.
00:25:09.000 What else am I going to do with all my money?
00:25:11.000 Talk to girls. Gay.
00:25:15.000 Super gay. You know, I've often wondered what gets me in more trouble, my racism or my misogyny or my homophobia.
00:25:29.000 There was a time when the BBC used to print every single racist, homophobic, or misogynistic thing I said in an attempt to slander me.
00:25:36.000 And most people, when that happens, they shut up.
00:25:39.000 But me being the hero that I am, understood that the only way out is through.
00:25:45.000 So I got worse. And I never stopped.
00:25:47.000 And I said it on every fucking show.
00:25:50.000 And after a few months, I had to give up.
00:25:53.000 Because it doesn't ever end.
00:25:59.000 Doesn't ever end. Doesn't end.
00:26:04.000 I don't hate women. I just don't trust them with important things.
00:26:08.000 It's not hate. That's actually very protective for me to say I'm protecting them.
00:26:12.000 Let me do it. I don't trust you with it.
00:26:15.000 You're going to mess it up. That's protective.
00:26:17.000 That's not misogynistic. That's loving.
00:26:19.000 No, you don't drive, baby, because we'll die.
00:26:22.000 I'll drive. So everyone's safe.
00:26:25.000 I could drive. No, no, no.
00:26:28.000 You can't. So just move over to the passenger seat.
00:26:31.000 It's fine. I'll drive.
00:26:33.000 We'll be alive. We'll get there alive.
00:26:36.000 I make you a great driver.
00:26:37.000 I know the Matrix has convinced you that to have unchecked, unverified, unsubstantiated female arrogance is somehow attractive.
00:26:46.000 But I promise you it's not.
00:26:48.000 And the little attraction I had towards you is now dying in real time.
00:26:52.000 Please shut up and move chairs. Don't tell me you can drive because you can't.
00:26:56.000 You're going to turn me off you.
00:26:58.000 And I have many choices.
00:27:00.000 I like the girl who goes, I can't drive, I'm a girl.
00:27:02.000 Yes, right. That's wifey.
00:27:05.000 I'm actually a good driver.
00:27:06.000 Actually, actually, actually.
00:27:08.000 Second she crashes, it wasn't my fault.
00:27:11.000 The tree just grew.
00:27:16.000 If something's in front of you, press the fucking brakes.
00:27:18.000 No because the team wasn't my fault because that guy and it was raining
00:27:21.000 But I hope you don't kill me Bro, I'll be the worst ghost.
00:27:33.000 I'll be the worst ghost.
00:27:36.000 If a girl killed me in a car crash, the way I would haunt her.
00:27:39.000 Woo-wee! None of this bullshit like you see in the horror movies where they like shake a vase.
00:27:43.000 Nah. I'm burning towns down.
00:27:48.000 Acid flying everywhere.
00:27:49.000 Napalm. Her hair would be all burnt off.
00:27:52.000 Should be a shell of her former self.
00:27:54.000 Unless we stand there next to her.
00:27:55.000 Told you you couldn't drive, bitch.
00:27:57.000 I said, let me drive.
00:28:03.000 Should get yourself some new boyfriend.
00:28:05.000 Tough guy. Goes to the gym.
00:28:08.000 I go to the gym.
00:28:09.000 And I've got a fitness podcast.
00:28:11.000 And I don't eat seed oils.
00:28:13.000 And I sunbathe.
00:28:15.000 Alright, bro. You're a fucking homo.
00:28:18.000 Set him on fire. Can we get the OG back?
00:28:22.000 I have to ask some questions about why everyone's a faggot.
00:28:24.000 Every single word I say on the internet ends up in court files.
00:28:35.000 And you do know that I have to go to court and explain to judges everything I said.
00:28:40.000 All of this gets translated and puts in a file.
00:28:43.000 And then the judge reads it out to me and says, why did you say that?
00:28:46.000 And I have to say, because it's funny.
00:28:48.000 And I'm a comedian. And I thought it was funny.
00:28:53.000 Everything. We're going to be talking about seed oils.
00:28:58.000 Ghost Andrew.
00:29:01.000 In a court of law two years from now.
00:29:04.000 I don't even remember.
00:29:25.000 I'm going to ask him some really good questions.
00:29:30.000 I'm going to ask him what he thinks about the white race disappearing because the Africans are coming over here and fucking all our chicks.
00:29:36.000 Let's ask him the nitty-gritty stuff, you know?
00:29:37.000 Let's get down to fucking business.
00:29:39.000 Let's find out. I guess the correct answer to that is because we're not gay.
00:29:43.000 Africans aren't gay, so we're going to come fuck the women and you men up there are worried about seed oils.
00:29:50.000 Full-grown man. 30-year-old Western man.
00:29:53.000 No kids. Saving up for Bitcoin.
00:29:56.000 I'll have kids when I'm fucking 80.
00:29:58.000 R.I.G. That'll save the West, you dipshit.
00:30:01.000 What are you going to do? Buy a Lambo to do what with it?
00:30:03.000 Jerk off.
00:30:04.000 I should have anticipated that Ugandan internet would not be reliable.
00:30:15.000 I'm hilarious. Who else has ever had this guy on a podcast?
00:30:28.000 Nobody. I'm so funny. I'm the funniest guy.
00:30:32.000 I'm the funniest guy on the internet. I'm super funny.
00:30:35.000 You can't be funny without pissing loads of people off.
00:30:38.000 If people aren't mad by what you say, you're not funny.
00:30:42.000 Annoying people is extremely important.
00:30:44.000 That's a key component to humor is others being mad about what you say.
00:30:55.000 Ah, Super Chats. Cool, let's read out the Super Chats.
00:30:57.000 All the Super Chats are going to go to a charity in Uganda, by the way.
00:31:00.000 I think we should do it in his name.
00:31:01.000 Anyone who dedicates any money in the Super Chat, we're going to put it all together.
00:31:05.000 Simon and Jala is going to feed some children in Uganda.
00:31:07.000 The OG. Why didn't Trump eliminate the deep state when he had the chance?
00:31:13.000 It's very difficult to win again now.
00:31:15.000 Can you eliminate the deep state?
00:31:19.000 Maybe I should do another diagram.
00:31:22.000 If the people who are in charge of the politics are the big companies and the big moneyed interests, which I think is pretty obvious because it's all down to lobbying and money and people are begging for money all the time and talking about how much money Kamala raised compared to Trump, and these companies are global, then of course they're not going to be nationalistic.
00:31:35.000 They're not going to have nationalistic interests.
00:31:36.000 They're going to be interested in global achievement and global protection of their profits.
00:31:41.000 So if you have large international entities which are interested in protecting their profits internationally, how can they be nationally invested?
00:31:49.000 They can't be. So what are you going to do?
00:31:52.000 Get rid of every big business that's ever lobbied government?
00:31:55.000 I don't think that will work. Anybody against Tate?
00:32:02.000 You're a waste of space. Thank you, Alfonso.
00:32:04.000 The first question was from Jihani Mimanjum.
00:32:08.000 I don't know who that is. Thank you, G, for changing my life from Lucky the Real World.
00:32:12.000 Good to see you inside, bro.
00:32:13.000 Message me inside the real world. We'll talk.
00:32:15.000 For Tate Pledge. So why are you gay?
00:32:18.000 It's a very pertinent question.
00:32:21.000 You know, next time I talk to the BBC or Piers Morgan, I think I should just ask them.
00:32:28.000 Why are you gay?
00:32:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:32:35.000 But let's just cut the crap. Why are you gay?
00:32:38.000 The people at home want to know, why are you gay?
00:32:43.000 That might be my go-to question for all MSM from now on out.
00:32:50.000 Let's play the clip again because it's so legendary.
00:32:55.000 We bring in the studio this morning one of the gay rights activists, Mr.
00:33:01.000 Should I call you Mr? Pepe Julian Onzima.
00:33:04.000 Thank you for coming in. Thank you for having me.
00:33:06.000 Good morning. Why are you gay?
00:33:09.000 Who says I'm gay? You are gay.
00:33:13.000 You are a transgender.
00:33:14.000 What shows that I'm gay?
00:33:15.000 You are a transgender and you are gay rights activist and an outspoken lesbian?
00:33:23.000 Homosexual? How can I describe you?
00:33:27.000 Now we're looking at the raging debate.
00:33:29.000 You are gay rights activist.
00:33:31.000 Why should someone be gay?
00:33:33.000 You're having a girlfriend.
00:33:35.000 Yes. Do you perform the natural obligations?
00:33:41.000 I'm not sexually active right now.
00:33:44.000 So what are you doing to this lady?
00:33:46.000 By choice. By choice? I've just chosen not to engage.
00:33:53.000 Doesn't that make you gay?
00:33:57.000 What do you mean doesn't that make me gay?
00:33:59.000 I am male and attracted to a female.
00:34:05.000 Doesn't that make you gay?
00:34:08.000 You've had a girlfriend for a year.
00:34:09.000 How many kids you got? Oh no, no kids.
00:34:11.000 So what, are you gay? Why?
00:34:14.000 Well we have sex. To do what?
00:34:17.000 When you come on a blanket, you come on a sheet.
00:34:21.000 Why are you gay? Have some fucking children.
00:34:25.000 What's wrong with you people? I think he's back.
00:34:33.000 You can hear me? Yes, I'm back.
00:34:36.000 I'm glad to be back, man.
00:34:37.000 Bro, I'm glad to have you back.
00:34:39.000 We're just talking about why we need you here.
00:34:41.000 Ah, it was a little silly of me not to charge my battery.
00:34:46.000 Ah, well, you know how it is.
00:34:48.000 Sometimes we have important podcasts, we don't charge our things.
00:34:50.000 That's how it goes. No, I was up country.
00:34:53.000 Yes. So how are you?
00:34:54.000 How is it going? Yeah, everything's going good, bro.
00:34:57.000 But I got some questions for you.
00:34:58.000 Some hard questions.
00:34:59.000 It's a hard talk. I want to know what your point of view is because I loved your clip where you were straight to the point.
00:35:05.000 I want you to be straight to the point with this.
00:35:07.000 Just tell us the truth.
00:35:10.000 Well, I was straight to the point.
00:35:12.000 I was intrigued.
00:35:15.000 Someone comes to you looking female and Pretending to be male, acting male.
00:35:21.000 It was weird.
00:35:23.000 Yeah, yeah. You asked a very important question and it actually makes me realize my own failings because when I go on TV in England and they're trying to ask me why I say this, why I say that, I need to be asking them why they're all gay.
00:35:40.000 Certain things don't need to be tried by any other person.
00:35:44.000 Like they said, don't try this at home.
00:35:46.000 Absolutely. So I've got a question for you.
00:35:49.000 Do people in Uganda, are they aware that the white race is disappearing because they don't have enough babies?
00:35:59.000 I'm not pretty sure about this because we are more of a closed-in society.
00:36:05.000 We tend to think we have too many issues to think about.
00:36:10.000 We're thinking about our survival.
00:36:12.000 There's little to think about the white.
00:36:15.000 Yes. That's fair. That's fair.
00:36:16.000 So this might be news to you, but you know, here in the West, all of the country's populations are declining.
00:36:22.000 All of the populations are collapsing because nobody has babies anymore.
00:36:26.000 And if they have babies, they have one, maybe two, most.
00:36:31.000 Nobody has large families.
00:36:32.000 So all of our populations are shrinking.
00:36:34.000 Does that mean, I don't know, are all the white men gay?
00:36:39.000 But it's all right.
00:36:40.000 We will occupy the land.
00:36:42.000 We are still producing here in Uganda.
00:36:45.000 And that's what's happening.
00:36:47.000 That's exactly what's happening because now the migrants are coming and they're having babies because Ugandans understand.
00:36:53.000 You know, me, I'm only half black, but I know how to get the job done.
00:36:57.000 So we're having babies.
00:36:59.000 The white people aren't having babies.
00:37:01.000 And then they're complaining like, ah, our country is changing.
00:37:04.000 There's too many migrants. Well, you don't have any babies.
00:37:06.000 So what do you expect? I hope you're making babies yourself.
00:37:10.000 Bro, don't worry about me. I'm busy.
00:37:13.000 I'm busy, G. Don't worry about me.
00:37:15.000 You're busy. When I get down to Uganda, I'm gonna double the population.
00:37:21.000 Sunglasses everywhere. Come, come.
00:37:24.000 We still have a little space.
00:37:26.000 Okay, I can't wait. I can't wait.
00:37:27.000 So, I got another question for you.
00:37:30.000 What do Africans or Ugandans, what do they think of the West in general?
00:37:33.000 Do they see it like a promised land, or do they see it as a failed place, or how do they view us?
00:37:39.000 I'm very curious. It's two ways.
00:37:44.000 It's a mixed bag.
00:37:47.000 There's more of a promised land, but it's also a lost planet because we're looking at the West as promoters of certain habits that do not go down well with us.
00:38:05.000 The satanic agendas.
00:38:07.000 Yes. That's your word.
00:38:10.000 That's right. But it is. It's the work of Satan.
00:38:13.000 They're trying to spread this everywhere.
00:38:14.000 They want to get rid of God, get rid of man, get rid of woman, get rid of family.
00:38:17.000 It's satanic agendas they're trying to push.
00:38:21.000 Well, it's a little...
00:38:26.000 Awkward for us. We're in a very awkward position as Uganda or as Africa because we have no option.
00:38:33.000 We just have to tolerate people by their ways, while society abodes to a great extent.
00:38:41.000 We abode any kind of deviation, sexual deviation, but we're living with them.
00:38:48.000 I understand. I got another question.
00:38:51.000 Do they know who I am down there?
00:38:52.000 Am I famous in Uganda? To my surprise, they do.
00:38:57.000 Yeah? You can't imagine how much fuss there was when you posted yesterday.
00:39:04.000 Wow. Man, you're rocking this side.
00:39:08.000 Oh, that's good to know.
00:39:09.000 So I've already got some friends.
00:39:11.000 Oh, you have a big fan base.
00:39:14.000 Actually, where I am now in the cafe, they were very excited to know that we're going to have a chat.
00:39:20.000 Bro, I can't wait to get down there.
00:39:22.000 I promise you, when they let me free, you know what?
00:39:24.000 The West is so gay that if you talk bad about the gays, they put you in jail.
00:39:30.000 I've got criminal cases.
00:39:31.000 They're trying to put me in jail and they're taking me to court because they say I said bad things about the gays.
00:39:36.000 They're trying to ruin my life.
00:39:39.000 Well, I've read a bit about you and I realize you're battling cases.
00:39:47.000 You go to sleep. Yeah, well, it's not easy, but, you know, you've got to fight the good fight.
00:39:52.000 Sometimes you've got to stick up and do the right thing.
00:39:57.000 Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.
00:39:58.000 You're a tough man. Yeah, you know.
00:40:01.000 So, next question.
00:40:03.000 Did you see the opening of the Olympics?
00:40:09.000 A bit. A bit.
00:40:11.000 I saw a bit of it.
00:40:12.000 I was very held up, but...
00:40:16.000 The mockery touched me.
00:40:19.000 It was disgusting, no?
00:40:20.000 The mockery was the worst for me.
00:40:21.000 The mockery of the Last Supper.
00:40:25.000 There's no need for this.
00:40:27.000 This is why I say it's a satanic agenda.
00:40:29.000 This is the work of Satan. Very.
00:40:32.000 It was extremely disgusting.
00:40:35.000 Yeah. And then I guess the next question is, which of the countries in the West do you think is the most gay?
00:40:41.000 Is it France? Is it England?
00:40:42.000 Is it America? Which is the gayest of them all, do you think?
00:40:47.000 I have no idea. I would never be interested in anything or how they live or what they're doing because I'm only worried.
00:41:00.000 So I have no idea who does what more than the other.
00:41:05.000 What are women like in Uganda?
00:41:07.000 Do women respect men?
00:41:09.000 Is man in charge of the house?
00:41:11.000 How is the relationships in Uganda?
00:41:13.000 How do things work over there?
00:41:14.000 Because over here in the West, you can't even find a wife anymore who wants to listen.
00:41:19.000 Well, we're a very traditional society and pretty conservative to a great extent.
00:41:25.000 Our women are still holding on to the values of their four parents.
00:41:33.000 It was more to do with submission.
00:41:37.000 But with the advent now of equality, there is a balance.
00:41:42.000 For instance, I'll give you my case.
00:41:47.000 To us, what happens most is My wife listens to me.
00:41:56.000 We make each other right.
00:41:58.000 It's not about subjugation anymore.
00:42:01.000 Of course, but that's beautiful, right?
00:42:02.000 Because this is the way God intended it.
00:42:05.000 Women are good at certain things, and men are good at certain things, and we have different strengths, and we work together as a team.
00:42:12.000 But when everyone's trying to do the other one's job, it doesn't work.
00:42:20.000 Well, there's been some bit of activism pushing for women emancipation.
00:42:27.000 I find it pretty silly, especially in our environment, because things have to work out naturally.
00:42:34.000 Yeah. Well, all of this activism comes from the West.
00:42:37.000 There's money coming from America trying to destabilize your society.
00:42:40.000 That's where this crap comes from.
00:42:45.000 It's absurd. It's absurd.
00:42:49.000 Agreed. It's absurd.
00:42:53.000 It's absurd. I wouldn't really vote for it.
00:42:56.000 It's silly. Let us be.
00:42:59.000 Let us live normally.
00:43:02.000 That's right. They talk about democracy and they talk about these things, but if you come to decisions they don't like, they try and change.
00:43:09.000 So it goes to show that they're all hypocritical in the West anyway.
00:43:14.000 Look, when I told one of my friends that we were going to have a chat, she said, that man hates women.
00:43:21.000 Is it true? Nah.
00:43:23.000 They think because I'm a traditional man.
00:43:26.000 I'm the man. I'm in charge of the house.
00:43:28.000 I drive the car.
00:43:30.000 I make the money. I'm the boss.
00:43:32.000 This is not hatred. But in the West, they say this is hatred if you do not believe that a woman can do everything a man can do but better.
00:43:40.000 If you say, even in the West, if you say a man is stronger than a woman, this is a crime.
00:43:45.000 They think this is a bad thing to say.
00:43:47.000 I say women are beautiful, and they have children, and they have the power of empathy and nurturing.
00:43:53.000 They have a lot of superpowers, but their superpower is not to be at war.
00:43:57.000 This is for men. But in the West, they are confusing everything.
00:44:01.000 They want everyone confused so that there's no relationships, no family, no children.
00:44:06.000 Everyone is gay. And then Ugandans come over and they fuck the last women left and the white people disappear.
00:44:13.000 This is what happens. This is what's happening, bro.
00:44:18.000 I'm telling you. You need to show them what to do.
00:44:22.000 Yeah, that's right. We need to show them the moves.
00:44:24.000 Yes, we need to show them the moves, sure.
00:44:27.000 I think we might need to bring over quite a number of men.
00:44:31.000 I have very nice young men here.
00:44:33.000 Yeah, we'll teach them. We'll teach them.
00:44:36.000 What do you think about the American election?
00:44:39.000 Are you on one side or the other with Trump or Kamala?
00:44:45.000 Both candidates are crazy.
00:44:48.000 Kamala's agenda is...
00:44:50.000 Kamala's agenda is wayward.
00:44:52.000 I find Trump very erratic, so I get confused along the way.
00:44:58.000 Yeah, it's kind of interesting whether politics even matters, whether it's just a show and it's just a game or if anything even changes.
00:45:05.000 You never know nowadays. It's crazy there.
00:45:10.000 I actually thought initially...
00:45:13.000 I thought Kamala Harris would bring in some bit of fresh breath, but when I look at her agenda, it doesn't really auger very well with me.
00:45:22.000 Yeah, all she does is laugh and ignore questions.
00:45:25.000 She just laughs. I find Trump weird.
00:45:32.000 Well, he's been shot at.
00:45:33.000 You know, when you've been shot at, it changes a man.
00:45:38.000 That's how it goes.
00:45:40.000 If you didn't live in Uganda, where would you live?
00:45:45.000 I think I'm destined for Uganda.
00:45:47.000 It's never crossed my mind that I would live elsewhere.
00:45:51.000 I've lived in the UK before.
00:45:53.000 Really? You've lived in the UK? You're just telling us now, which part?
00:45:57.000 I was in East London, Stratford.
00:46:01.000 I'm from Watford.
00:46:03.000 I'm from just outside Watford.
00:46:04.000 I'm right near you. Oh, right near.
00:46:07.000 Yes, right near. I had my relatives in Ilford, Woolwich.
00:46:12.000 They were spread all over.
00:46:14.000 So I have an idea of what England looks like.
00:46:16.000 What do you think of England? What was life like in England?
00:46:19.000 The countryside is beautiful.
00:46:21.000 I stayed a bit in Cornwall.
00:46:28.000 It's beautiful. I ate pheasants.
00:46:31.000 Yeah, no, the countryside is beautiful.
00:46:33.000 It's the cities that are the problem.
00:46:36.000 Yeah, cities are chaotic.
00:46:38.000 But what did you think of life in England in general?
00:46:40.000 You think it's boring? You think it's soulless?
00:46:42.000 What do you think it's like? It's very official.
00:46:46.000 Yeah, I understand.
00:46:48.000 I don't like it.
00:46:49.000 I understand. Well...
00:46:50.000 I would only pop in for a visit and chill with friends and then get out.
00:46:56.000 Uganda is fun.
00:46:58.000 It's very organic here.
00:46:59.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. How famous are you in Uganda?
00:47:05.000 Are you the top G of Uganda?
00:47:07.000 You're famous? Everyone knows you?
00:47:10.000 You're the big boss?
00:47:11.000 Well... Well, I'll never fail to get something to eat wherever I go.
00:47:19.000 That's how famous I am.
00:47:20.000 I like that. I like that.
00:47:22.000 I like that. So when I come down there, we're already connected to the top.
00:47:25.000 We're going to run the whole thing, be doing the clubs, everything, going to all.
00:47:30.000 You'll get a VIP treatment and it will be crazy.
00:47:34.000 We'll hit top.
00:47:36.000 That's amazing. I've got some more questions for you, some more delicate ones.
00:47:40.000 I'm going to ask one more interesting one.
00:47:42.000 Tell us the three worst things and the three best things about living in Uganda.
00:47:47.000 Because for us, outside of Africa, we hear many, many stories about poverty and crime.
00:47:53.000 Like, does Uganda feel safe?
00:47:55.000 Does Uganda feel clean? What's it like to live there?
00:47:57.000 Tell us the three best things and the three worst things.
00:47:59.000 I'm curious. The best things.
00:48:04.000 We're a very organic country so far, and the people are quite friendly.
00:48:11.000 Then we still hold on to certain values, cultural values.
00:48:17.000 That's good. The worst thing is the kind of political uncertainty.
00:48:22.000 There's a lot of uncertainty.
00:48:26.000 Insecurity is also in the spike.
00:48:29.000 And the economy is not doing well at all.
00:48:31.000 It's very hard to run a business in Uganda.
00:48:34.000 They're not sure about tomorrow.
00:48:36.000 I understand. Is it safe there?
00:48:38.000 Is it safe on the street? You can only be as safe as your prayer can take you.
00:48:48.000 I like that. Well, nowadays there's a lot of...
00:48:51.000 Yes, there's a lot of mugging.
00:48:55.000 Yeah. Because of unemployment, the high levels of unemployment, it gets pretty unsafe.
00:49:03.000 But we survive.
00:49:05.000 That's the beauty about Uganda.
00:49:07.000 We survive. I love that.
00:49:09.000 Brother, can you do me a favor?
00:49:11.000 In the next coming weeks, let's stay in touch.
00:49:13.000 Whenever you have an interesting show talking about interesting topics, please send them to me and I'll talk about them on my show also.
00:49:19.000 We can do that? I'll certainly do that.
00:49:22.000 I host a show every day, every weekday.
00:49:25.000 So be sure we'll be in touch and I'll be sharing links with you.
00:49:30.000 And brother, next time you talk to a Western politician, don't forget to ask him the most important question.
00:49:39.000 Andrew, what makes you famous, by the way?
00:49:42.000 What makes you famous? Oh, me?
00:49:44.000 Well, I was a kickboxer, and then I made a little bit of money, and then the West is just a big clown show over here now.
00:49:53.000 We're living in a false version of reality.
00:49:55.000 everything's a lie.
00:49:56.000 So I started talking about how the politicians are lying and the news is a lie and telling the truth
00:50:01.000 about how money works and how the banks work and the Rothschilds and the UN and the WEF.
00:50:07.000 I started getting a following and then they deleted me from everything.
00:50:11.000 They deleted me from all social media, said I'm not allowed to talk anymore
00:50:14.000 because I was telling too much truth.
00:50:16.000 But that made people want to find out what I was saying.
00:50:19.000 And they were saying I was crazy for a very long time.
00:50:23.000 And then I was talking about how they're trying to turn all the children gay and all these things.
00:50:28.000 Then they put me in jail for this, which made me even bigger.
00:50:32.000 So they keep trying to shut me up, but it's just making people want to hear what I say.
00:50:36.000 It makes you famous.
00:50:38.000 Where do you get all the guts to say the things that you say?
00:50:42.000 It's a good question because, you know, it doesn't make much sense.
00:50:45.000 My life would be a lot easier if I didn't, but maybe part of me is Ugandan, you know?
00:50:49.000 I know how to survive. I know how to make babies and survive.
00:50:52.000 We need to check your DNA. Yeah, sure.
00:50:55.000 It's in my DNA. You know, my father's black, but he's American.
00:50:59.000 He was American, so I'm not sure where he originally was from.
00:51:01.000 But maybe I'm part Ugandan because they're trying to shut me up.
00:51:05.000 It just won't work. And I keep making babies and I keep surviving.
00:51:09.000 So until they finally shoot me, I'm going to be around.
00:51:13.000 Do you have friends who are gay?
00:51:15.000 I feel the detestation.
00:51:18.000 No, I have no gay friends because I feel like your friends, your circle are a good representation of you and your friends should be there to benefit you and increase your powers.
00:51:29.000 When bad things happen in life, you should be able to go to your friends as a network to help you and I don't think that having a whole bunch of gay men around you is going to help you when the going gets tough.
00:51:39.000 You know, I don't see the point in this.
00:51:41.000 Plus, I think there's a moral degeneracy.
00:51:43.000 They don't have family. They don't have kids.
00:51:45.000 So they're not very interested in the future because they don't have a future.
00:51:48.000 So they're very hedonistic, very short-sighted.
00:51:51.000 That's my view. Wow.
00:51:54.000 Wow. Very interesting. Brother, let's stay in touch.
00:51:57.000 Thank you very much for coming on the show.
00:51:58.000 I super appreciate it. You're the man.
00:52:00.000 You're the man. I want you to know you're as famous as me over here.
00:52:06.000 I think he just lost internet.
00:52:08.000 Perfect timing. Drop him a message, thank him, tell him everything, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
00:52:14.000 Brov, do I have to go to Uganda?
00:52:15.000 Wouldn't that be an amazing ending to the Top G story?
00:52:18.000 He escaped Romanian incarceration.
00:52:20.000 Where does he live now? Uganda. Why?
00:52:21.000 I don't know. Is he all right?
00:52:22.000 Yeah, I mean, he's as safe as his prayers can take him.
00:52:26.000 I'm as safe as my prayers can take me.
00:52:28.000 Brov, you there won't have 20 Ugandan wives?
00:52:31.000 20, two zero. I don't...
00:52:37.000 There's nothing stopping me and I am that guy.
00:52:40.000 Where else am I going to go live?
00:52:41.000 Fucking where? Holland?
00:52:46.000 Eat cheese? The world's small.
00:52:50.000 There's nowhere to go anyway. Might as well go over there.
00:52:56.000 Respect to Simon.
00:52:57.000 You know why he's a G? He's a G because he had a podcast and didn't charge his laptop.
00:53:03.000 that is his gangster the first cutout was because he didn't charge his stuff that's that is the definition of gas remember when we say gas you're gonna do a lot you're gonna do a stream with the most famous streamer in the west charge your laptop it will be fine i will do it some other time he's a that's just he doesn't give a he's a hero legend I'm a huge fan.
00:53:29.000 We're going to comment on his show quite often.
00:53:31.000 So I'm going to start getting clips from his show.
00:53:33.000 We're going to break him down in the emergency meeting.
00:53:34.000 Until I can get his visa, then we're going to bring him over and replace Tristan.
00:53:37.000 Until then, I've got to do the show with Tristan.
00:53:39.000 Fucking Tristan. Hi, I'm Tristan.
00:53:46.000 Don't need Tristan for anything.
00:53:51.000 All right, ladies and gentlemen.
00:53:52.000 So that was it. A world exclusive.
00:53:55.000 I think I got him back. He can say bye to everyone at home.
00:53:57.000 Let me get him back. Stevie's here.
00:53:59.000 You here, sir? Yes, I'm here.
00:54:01.000 I just wanted to thank you very much for the chat.
00:54:04.000 It's been quite lively.
00:54:06.000 You've made my weekend.
00:54:08.000 Oh, no. Thanks for coming on.
00:54:09.000 Do you have anything to say to the people at home?
00:54:11.000 Everyone loves you. Oh, well, I love you all and take good care of yourselves.
00:54:17.000 I can't wait to talk to you again.
00:54:19.000 Absolutely. You're going to hear from me again, sir.
00:54:21.000 Don't worry. No doubt about that.
00:54:23.000 No doubt about that. Thank you.
00:54:25.000 All right, cheers. Cheers, bro.
00:54:27.000 Bye-bye. But why are you gay?
00:54:36.000 Seed oils. Brev, fuck off.
00:54:38.000 Seed oils. A bunch of fucking homos.
00:54:43.000 You know it's super gay. You know those guys who make money on the internet?
00:54:46.000 And then they take a picture of like them.
00:54:49.000 They try and pretend it's like candid.
00:54:52.000 And it's kind of like old money, candid, like oops.
00:54:55.000 And they're like half stepping out of a car.
00:54:57.000 And there's like a girl like half grabbing a bag.
00:55:00.000 And it's just like life.
00:55:04.000 So gay. So fucking gay.
00:55:09.000 Or those dudes who like put a laptop on a beach.
00:55:14.000 Take a picture of it. Men's nudist beach.
00:55:21.000 So gay. They're all gay.
00:55:30.000 I'm a fucking loser. Lighter's not working.
00:55:33.000 I've been sabotaged by the Matrix for telling the truth via Uganda.
00:55:40.000 How long until I get hit with a FARA violation for being funded by the Ugandan government?
00:55:45.000 End up going to fucking jail.
00:55:47.000 Again. I'll read the rest of the Super Chats.
00:56:09.000 We're going to give all this money away to Uganda via tapepledge.com.
00:56:12.000 You can check it out. Thank you for coming on to the show.
00:56:14.000 It was an impromptu one. I was talking to him.
00:56:18.000 I'm a father of six white babies at 29 years old.
00:56:20.000 Benjohn94, congratulations. I live in the UK, super worried about the future.
00:56:24.000 Totally, totally understand. What country would you say to move to?
00:56:28.000 Poland. Russia.
00:56:30.000 You need to make money online to live in those countries.
00:56:32.000 If you can make money online, join the real world at CobraTape.com.
00:56:36.000 Join the real world, start making money online, then you're geographically free and you can move to a white country because it's getting scary for white people out there.
00:56:42.000 I'm not even white. I'm just saying that they hate you and they're more violent than you and they're around you.
00:56:47.000 So yeah, you're in trouble.
00:56:51.000 Thanks to all the donations for the kids.
00:56:52.000 All this via tapepledge.com.
00:56:54.000 You can check out tapepledge.com.
00:56:56.000 Inside of the real world in the war room, we've got some really big things coming.
00:57:00.000 But I was talking to my man, Simon, the big G, and I thought to quickly do this quick interview on five minutes notice because I said, bruv, you got to talk to the people at home.
00:57:07.000 So we sort this out. I might add him to the real world.
00:57:11.000 Imagine being in my school and you're sitting there learning how to make money and all of a sudden Simon just logs onto the call or just types.
00:57:17.000 Hello, everybody. From Uganda.
00:57:21.000 Why not? I'm moving to Uganda.
00:57:24.000 Bruv, my life's sorted.