Tate Speech - September 11, 2024


EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 71 - HOLY FUCK


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1 hour and 2 minutes

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Word count

7,065

Sentence count

725

Harmful content

Misogyny

69

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Toxicity

344

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Hate speech

64

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Summary

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In this episode, I discuss the Democratic Debates and how they are a waste of time and how we need more savagery. I also talk about Taylor Swift's support for Kamala Harris and how she should have supported Donald Trump instead. I don t know what else to say other than that. I think she should ve voted for Trump or not. I hope you enjoy this episode and tweet me if you liked it and tell a friend about it. Timestamps: 0:00 - Who was the most disappointing person in the debate? 4:30 - How did Taylor Swift react to the debate 7:00 - Who's the dumbest person to vote for either candidate 9:30 - Why I think Kamala should win 13:00- Why Taylor Swift should have voted for her 16:15 - Where does my contract end 17:15- Why I don't know why he took that contract 18:20 - Why he sucks off 19:30- Who was he before Taylor Swift s contract ends 22:00 -- Where does he suck off? 23:30 -- When does his contract end ? 24:10 - Why did he take that contract end?? 25:10 -- Who was his contract with the NFL contract before he took it? 26:15 -- Where the fuck does he go after this contract end? 27:15 28:40 - Who sucks her off ? 29:00:00 What s his contract do I know who he took my contract before this contract? ? 35:00-- Is he going to be my contract with Taylor Swift is he sucking her off?? 36:00 | Who s my contract going to take my contract ? 39:00 Is he gonna get a contract after this? 41:30 | Who does he sucks my contract soon? 45:00 Can he suck her off after this ? 47:00 My contract end my contract until my contract?? 44:00 Do you know who s my deal with me now? or do I have a contract with him?? 46:00 Does he suck my contract after that? , 47:40 -- How much money do I get my contract start or not? 50:00 & so much more? & much more! & so on...

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 you you
00:06:09.000 you now
00:06:22.000 hello Hello? It's me.
00:06:36.000 Okay, we're working. 0.97
00:06:39.000 All right, listen up niggers. 1.00
00:06:41.000 We have a fucking emergency. 1.00
00:06:45.000 I've had to come back here and do another emergency meeting because it's a genuine emergency. 0.99
00:06:51.000 I want you to understand. 0.98
00:06:52.000 It was four in the morning when this fucking waste of time debate began. 1.00
00:06:59.000 It's a waste of fucking time. 1.00
00:07:01.000 Everybody knows it's a waste of time You're not changing anybody's minds. The teams have been 1.00
00:07:07.000 set There's not a single fucking faggot who's sitting there 1.00
00:07:11.000 watching this debate who goes I was gonna vote for Kamala But after listening to Trump, I've changed my mind not a 1.00
00:07:19.000 single fucking one The gays and the chicks are voting for Kamala and the dudes 1.00
00:07:26.000 are voting for Trump and it's actually very disappointing to watch 1.00
00:07:30.000 Because you want Trump to just come out savage You know Trump was savage in 2016
00:07:36.000 Thank you for watching.
00:07:37.000 But, the problem is, the internet and the world has got more savage since then.
00:07:46.000 You know, we're on the verge of World War III. We're gonna die.
00:07:52.000 We need some real savagery.
00:07:55.000 Like, racism used to be a thing, now racism's just like, duh.
00:08:01.000 We need more savagery.
00:08:03.000 Trump used to say, fake news, and we're like, whoa, savage.
00:08:07.000 We all know it's fake.
00:08:08.000 That's not savage anymore. 1.00
00:08:10.000 For Trump to be savage, he has to say, shut up, bimbo, get back to your blowjobs. 1.00
00:08:16.000 And he can't do that. 1.00
00:08:17.000 So you're watching the debate, you're kind of like, come on, Trump, fucking... 1.00
00:08:22.000 Teach her a fucking lesson. 1.00
00:08:24.000 But he can't be as savage as we expect out here in the wild west. 1.00
00:08:29.000 We no longer live in the zoo.
00:08:30.000 We live in the jungle. We're not domesticated anymore.
00:08:34.000 We're out in the jungle with the wild animals.
00:08:38.000 You go on Twitter.
00:08:40.000 You say hello. Someone calls you a fucking nigger. 1.00
00:08:43.000 Someone wishes you're dead. 1.00
00:08:46.000 It's great. It's a fun life. 0.96
00:08:50.000 And now it's like, fake news.
00:08:52.000 Yeah, meh. So these debates are so fucking pointless. 0.99
00:08:57.000 They're so dumb. As a man, you're just waiting for Trump to wreck her and he can't. 1.00
00:09:00.000 And she is just doing anything.
00:09:03.000 She just looks at him.
00:09:06.000 You scroll Twitter now.
00:09:07.000 There's someone going, ha!
00:09:09.000 When she makes that face, you know she's gonna serve. 0.98
00:09:15.000 That's how she won the debate. 1.00
00:09:20.000 There are people who you live amongst who believe she deserves to be your president.
00:09:26.000 Having control of the most powerful military on earth.
00:09:29.000 Having control of nuclear weapons.
00:09:31.000 There are people who you live amongst who think that she deserves to rule your life
00:09:38.000 because she did this.
00:09:47.000 These are your country men.
00:09:48.000 Thank you.
00:09:50.000 Probably country women. 1.00
00:09:51.000 Women vote for this shit. 1.00
00:09:54.000 So it's all fucked. 1.00
00:09:55.000 And the politics are a waste of time. 1.00
00:09:57.000 But I thought, let me stay up till 4 in the morning.
00:09:58.000 Let me watch it with my friends.
00:10:03.000 You know? I always have around 30, 40,000 friends who come to join and watch.
00:10:09.000 Let me watch it with my friends. 0.99
00:10:10.000 So I stayed up till 4 in the fucking morning. 1.00
00:10:14.000 And watched that debate. 0.99
00:10:18.000 Debate ended. It was 6 o'clock.
00:10:19.000 I'm tired. So fuck, I'll go to bed. 1.00
00:10:22.000 I haven't slept in over 24 hours. 1.00
00:10:27.000 So I get into bed. 1.00
00:10:30.000 And then I hear that fucking Taylor fucking Swift Is supporting Kamala fuck 1.00
00:10:42.000 What chance do we now stand And. 1.00
00:10:49.000 Thank you. 1.00
00:10:51.000 Fuck sake! 0.99
00:10:54.000 I really thought Taylor Swift would have watched the debate and came to her own logical conclusions upon its completion based on the competence track record and policy of both candidates. 0.99
00:11:12.000 I believed in Taylor Swift to do the right thing.
00:11:19.000 Now, I'm sure this wasn't pre-planned. 0.99
00:11:22.000 There's no way they planned in advance for the fucking debate to finish and then Taylor Swift to announce her support and turn off her Instagram comments so no one can call her a fucking bimbo. 1.00
00:11:39.000 I'm sure she watched the debate. 1.00
00:11:44.000 Travis was sucking her off. 1.00
00:11:46.000 She doesn't suck him off. 1.00
00:11:47.000 He sucks her off. He's sucking her off. 1.00
00:11:52.000 When does my contract end? 1.00
00:11:54.000 Taylor, when does my contract end? 1.00
00:11:56.000 Shut up, bitch! Suck it! 1.00
00:12:01.000 Who the fuck was he before Taylor Swift anyway? 1.00
00:12:04.000 I know why he took that contract. 1.00
00:12:06.000 I don't know who the fuck this motherfucker is. 1.00
00:12:08.000 NFL... Gay as hell. 1.00
00:12:15.000 So she must have watched the debate, and of course, because none of this is scripted and planned, came to her own super logical conclusion. 0.99
00:12:25.000 And been like, wow!
00:12:27.000 Kamala, you nailed it! 0.98
00:12:28.000 You nailed it with that... 1.00
00:12:31.000 Fuck the patriarchy! 1.00
00:12:35.000 Bruh. So how am I supposed to sleep? 1.00
00:12:40.000 It's a fucking emergency. 0.99
00:12:41.000 Now it's fucking 9 o'clock in the morning. 1.00
00:12:44.000 I've been up 26 hours. 0.99
00:12:47.000 All the coffees I had earlier to keep me up at 4am are now fucking ice cold. 0.95
00:12:53.000 All the females in my house are asleep. 0.99
00:12:58.000 So I can't get a new coffee probably on their fucking periods after they've just voted for Kamala. 1.00
00:13:03.000 All the fucking treacherous heathens in my house have probably already cast their fucking vote in their sleep after Taylor Swift put out her Instagram post. 1.00
00:13:16.000 Somehow they psychically start to send mail-in ballots to fucking Georgia that will get dumped into a... 1.00
00:13:24.000 A voting bin at 4am during a counting pause. 1.00
00:13:30.000 AndrewsBitch1, AndrewsBitch2, AndrewsBitch3. 0.97
00:13:33.000 Oh, Kamala actually won this counting because 55,000 of AndrewsBitches put in mail-in votes after Taylor Swift put out her Instagram. 1.00
00:13:47.000 Fucking Travis is still sucking her off. 1.00
00:13:50.000 Now I have to drink my cold coffee. 1.00
00:13:53.000 It's a fucking travesty! 1.00
00:13:57.000 How are we gonna survive this? 1.00
00:13:59.000 Fuck Guys I know exactly what we're gonna do, okay 1.00
00:14:11.000 Here's what we're going to do, guys. Kamala's going to do the debate, and then we're going to get Taylor Swift to do an Instagram post saying that... 0.99
00:14:20.000 Just imagine being in that team meeting.
00:14:22.000 Just imagine me sitting there. 1.00
00:14:25.000 Shut the fuck up faggot. 1.00
00:14:30.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:14:32.000 You're a faggot. 1.00
00:14:37.000 You know who I need in that meeting? 1.00
00:14:39.000 Simon. My G. I'll go do that meeting with fucking Simon. 1.00
00:14:46.000 Why are you gay? 1.00
00:14:51.000 Cigar for breakfast. 0.99
00:14:53.000 So now what are we gonna do guys?
00:15:04.000 Bye. 1.00
00:15:05.000 Fuckin' Taylor Swift! 1.00
00:15:07.000 Unbelievable. I wonder if they've set up a whole host of fucking liberal, matrix-controlled, NGO, MK-ultra-minded fucking entertainment slaves to jerk off to Kamala Weekly up until the election. 1.00
00:15:23.000 They probably got a whole fucking schedule. 1.00
00:15:25.000 Taylor Swift comes out this day. 1.00
00:15:27.000 Oprah comes out next day. 1.00
00:15:31.000 Fucking... Who's next? 1.00
00:15:34.000 Who's next? I don't fucking know. 1.00
00:15:35.000 I don't even know these people. 1.00
00:15:37.000 I don't know these people.
00:15:42.000 And I have to be careful when I say people's names because I'm famous enough to accidentally one day meet them.
00:15:47.000 You know, I'll be standing somewhere and I'll go up and they'll go, oh, here's Ben Affleck.
00:15:50.000 And I'll be like, oh, hi, Ben. You said on a stream that I fuck old ladies. 1.00
00:15:55.000 Jennifer's old, bro. Here's a young bitch. 1.00
00:15:57.000 You're famous. What the fuck you fuck around the 60-year-old for? 1.00
00:16:02.000 Do the camera face at me. 1.00
00:16:05.000 I'm just... What do you want me to do?
00:16:08.000 I'm just a guy.
00:16:11.000 I'm just a guy.
00:16:13.000 With cold coffee.
00:16:15.000 Furious and scared.
00:16:17.000 So who's next?
00:16:18.000 Which celebrity's next?
00:16:20.000 Who's gonna come out next and have this revelation?
00:16:23.000 They haven't pre-planned it.
00:16:25.000 It's not scheduled.
00:16:26.000 They're gonna have this revelation off the top of their head.
00:16:28.000 BAM! 0.98
00:16:29.000 CAMELO FOR PRESIDENT! 1.00
00:16:30.000 Do you have any idea how big of a faggot you have to be to want a woman to be your president? 1.00
00:16:40.000 All these men on Twitter, I'm a real man, I'm a Marine, and I drive a truck, and I'm voting for Kamala. 1.00
00:16:47.000 Get an AIDS test, cause you're gay. 1.00
00:16:54.000 Listen, I'm eating Hello Kitty cereal from the fucking box, and I'm less gay than you. 1.00
00:17:02.000 Many people often ask me about my fantastic physique. 1.00
00:17:05.000 They say, Andrew, you have so many muscles.
00:17:08.000 You're so strong and big.
00:17:10.000 How do you do that? You're looking at it.
00:17:12.000 I smoke. I eat Hello Kitty cereal in a state of Taylor Swift induced distress.
00:17:19.000 I drink lots of coffee.
00:17:21.000 Any man who's half a man has been around enough erratic women to know that you don't 1.00
00:17:37.000 want them to be your fucking president. 1.00
00:17:38.000 Good. 1.00
00:17:39.000 Bye.
00:17:42.000 I think they're the simplest, bro!
00:17:48.000 You just ask them to do anything and say, quick!
00:17:50.000 Quickly though, quickly! And they'll panic!
00:17:55.000 Something simple. Huh?
00:17:57.000 What? Huh? Huh? Huh? What?
00:17:59.000 What? I want a chicken charge.
00:18:05.000 Yeah! We're the new type of man.
00:18:09.000 Yeah! Girls for president! 1.00
00:18:15.000 The kind of dude who would suck off Taylor Swift. 0.99
00:18:21.000 You know, I believe In the cosmic justice of the universe. 0.99
00:18:27.000 I believe that some civilizations deserve to be destroyed. 0.98
00:18:31.000 Listen, I'm a brown man. 0.98
00:18:35.000 Okay? You can't call me a white supremacist.
00:18:38.000 You can't call me a racist.
00:18:39.000 I'm a brown guy. 0.99
00:18:42.000 But when they turn up with gunpowder, and we've spent all our time fucking, so we've invented slingshots. 0.98
00:18:53.000 It's kind of like, well, we lost. 0.92
00:18:58.000 You know? We didn't have what it took at the time.
00:19:03.000 So when I see these American men going, Kamala! 0.99
00:19:06.000 I'm like, you know what? Maybe America deserves to fall now.
00:19:12.000 Has it reached that point where it just deserves it?
00:19:16.000 Aren't we there now?
00:19:21.000 Maybe we're there. Maybe it all deserves to fucking burn. 1.00
00:19:28.000 You're trying to save these people from themselves. 1.00
00:19:31.000 You're an idiot. We don't want Kamala. 1.00
00:19:33.000 We want Trump. Don't worry.
00:19:34.000 We're going to vote Trump in. Oh my God!
00:19:37.000 You're a fucking Nazi! 1.00
00:19:38.000 Oh my God! Why am I a Nazi? 1.00
00:19:42.000 Oh my God!
00:19:44.000 You don't instantly agree with my point of view, which I'm not going to substantiate.
00:19:49.000 Are you serious right now?
00:19:51.000 This is what I mean We're no longer in 2016.
00:20:00.000 We're in 2024. Back then, a conservative could teach a liberal a lesson by saying like, hey, Men can't have babies. 0.71
00:20:14.000 And they'd say, oh my god!
00:20:16.000 And he'd say, I said what I said.
00:20:18.000 And we'd be like, whoa!
00:20:20.000 What a badass!
00:20:24.000 Boring! Sorry, turning point.
00:20:29.000 Sorry, Ben Shapiro, who had a meltdown on BBC. I destroyed BBC every time I debated them.
00:20:35.000 Ben Shapiro, look at his famous meltdown. 1.00
00:20:37.000 Got his ass whooped. That's how I know I will wreck him. 1.00
00:20:40.000 Plus, he's 5'3". 1.00
00:20:42.000 Little bitch. Shorter than the girls I fuck. 1.00
00:20:46.000 Anyway, that's not cool anymore. 1.00
00:20:48.000 You can't just say to a liberal, yeah, men can't get pregnant. 1.00
00:20:54.000 Now you gotta say, hey, men can't get pregnant. 1.00
00:20:57.000 Oh my God, shut up, bitch. 1.00
00:20:59.000 You heard what I fucking said. 1.00
00:21:04.000 The fuck? You gotta up the game. 1.00
00:21:11.000 You know, I'm bored of the dumb shit. 1.00
00:21:13.000 I'm bored of all these fucking Republicans taking the high ground. 1.00
00:21:19.000 I won't call them names. 1.00
00:21:21.000 I'm a smart guy.
00:21:24.000 You know what? I'll call you all fucking names. 1.00
00:21:26.000 Next time I talk to the BBC, I'm going to call them faggots. 1.00
00:21:30.000 Are you a human trafficker? Yeah, faggot Next question 1.00
00:21:39.000 Bye. 1.00
00:21:42.000 I gotta eat Hello Kitty cereal in the middle of a BBC interview. 1.00
00:21:47.000 I don't eat pussy. 1.00
00:22:01.000 I do eat this. 1.00
00:22:02.000 The key to health. 1.00
00:22:06.000 Nice ice cold coffee and some fucking nicotine. 0.99
00:22:11.000 So we need to up the game. 1.00
00:22:17.000 We need to get the game back.
00:22:20.000 Taylor Swift turned off her comments because she knew she was going to get roasted. 1.00
00:22:24.000 I would like to see the comments.
00:22:29.000 But she wouldn't be roasted like we want to, you know?
00:22:33.000 No one's just going to say, your eggs are gone. 1.00
00:22:37.000 Fuck off. Let me... 1.00
00:22:40.000 I don't even dislike Taylor Swift.
00:22:41.000 At some point in the future, I'm going to meet her.
00:22:44.000 I'm going to be like, hi Taylor. Yeah, I did a stream on you.
00:22:47.000 Because you supported some fucking idiot. 1.00
00:22:49.000 It's not personal, but you're part of the Matrix and they're using you as a tool to try and enslave us all. 1.00
00:22:57.000 So sorry. Don't get upset.
00:23:00.000 And then her 98th boyfriend standing next to her will be like, hey bro, that's my queen. 0.99
00:23:10.000 So gay. That's my girl! 0.99
00:23:14.000 You're a fucking faggot. 1.00
00:23:18.000 Taylor Swift lyrics. 1.00
00:23:21.000 Let's see what kind of genius she's obviously a genius because she's so famous and she's so rich. 1.00
00:23:32.000 I can't call her unsuccessful.
00:23:33.000 She's not amazing. Let's see what kind of genius is telling us who should lead our country.
00:23:39.000 I don't know Taylor Swift songs.
00:23:43.000 I guess I have to choose a song for Taylor Swift lyrics.
00:23:46.000 Ah, no, I don't.
00:23:47.000 There is a Medium article by Brandon Loudon, he's straight, on his favorite Taylor Swift lyrics.
00:23:58.000 All right, Brandon Loudon, I'm sure you're not a homo. 1.00
00:24:02.000 What we got? Right. 0.58
00:24:13.000 A place in this world.
00:24:14.000 It must be a song.
00:24:16.000 I don't know what I want, so don't ask me. 0.99
00:24:19.000 Well, we didn't fucking ask you! 0.97
00:24:27.000 We didn't ask you who you wanted to be president. 0.99
00:24:30.000 And you told us anyway. 0.99
00:24:34.000 So that didn't fucking work. 0.97
00:24:36.000 I've never asked her a question ever. 0.98
00:24:40.000 Fact-checked me. Hello, ABC fact-check.
00:24:45.000 Has 12G ever gone up to Taylor Swift and said hi?
00:24:49.000 Please answer the following. 0.99
00:24:52.000 Give a fuck care what color underwear you have on Stay beautiful 1.00
00:25:07.000 He smiles, it's like the radio. 1.00
00:25:12.000 Do radios smile?
00:25:13.000 Do radios even have graphical representation or are radios just noise?
00:25:20.000 Is this smile loud?
00:25:22.000 ...
00:25:32.000 This is upsetting me.
00:25:34.000 ...
00:25:37.000 I heart question mark.
00:25:38.000 I've never heard these songs.
00:25:40.000 I don't know these songs.
00:25:46.000 Wake up and smell the breakup.
00:25:48.000 Realize we won't make up.
00:25:50.000 Not gonna lie, that one rhymed.
00:25:52.000 That was good. Oh, these are her old ones.
00:25:55.000 From 2006. This article's long as the fuck. 0.98
00:25:58.000 How many, no wonder she's famous. 0.99
00:25:59.000 She has a trillion songs. 1.00
00:26:03.000 She has a fucking trillion songs! 1.00
00:26:06.000 Lover, 2019. 1.00
00:26:14.000 I'm halfway through this article. 0.96
00:26:16.000 This is ridiculous. Who the fuck is this homo again? 1.00
00:26:23.000 He's trying to make me sign up to Medium. 1.00
00:26:27.000 All right, 2023. Now that we don't talk.
00:26:36.000 I don't have to pretend I like acid rock.
00:26:39.000 Okay, this is unbearable.
00:26:41.000 Who is this person again?
00:26:43.000 Guys, please look up.
00:26:45.000 Brandon Michael Loden.
00:26:47.000 Because he's not wasting his life at all.
00:26:50.000 This is a pinnacle of masculine performance.
00:26:55.000 He must have spent a month writing the longest Taylor Swift article in the world, but he did manage to end up getting featured on an emergency meeting, so I guess he has achieved something.
00:27:04.000 Congratulations, sir.
00:27:05.000 I bet he's voting for Kamala.
00:27:07.000 I wonder if there's anyone who likes Taylor Swift who wasn't already voting for Kamala. 0.99
00:27:23.000 Isn't this just like a bullshit, foregone conclusion? 0.97
00:27:27.000 Don't you feel like this whole election is just highlighting everything I've been saying for years? 0.98
00:27:33.000 You know when I first came on the scene and everyone was calling me crazy and I was talking about The Matrix and like, The Matrix, The Matrix, The Matrix.
00:27:40.000 Here we are, three years later.
00:27:43.000 They lied to you about COVID, lied to you about everything.
00:27:45.000 Kamala's on there, ABC News is on her side.
00:27:49.000 Taylor Swift and all the establishment figures, everyone who has a record contract or an athlete's contract or a YouTube channel supports her.
00:27:57.000 Have I ever told you all from the beginning that there's a matrix and that you have to sell your soul to be part of it?
00:28:02.000 Do you think Taylor Swift was allowed to say no?
00:28:06.000 Maybe this is unfair, me making fun of her. 1.00
00:28:08.000 Maybe she's a hostage and all this shit. 1.00
00:28:11.000 Maybe she never even had a fucking choice. 1.00
00:28:15.000 Maybe they came to her, the men in the black suits, and said, they probably have strangely intimidating Swiss accents, which I can't do a Swiss accent. 0.99
00:28:26.000 But imagine it, you know?
00:28:29.000 Like, Taylor, you want to make it to the next tour, don't you? 1.00
00:28:36.000 And she's like, I hate that bitch! 1.00
00:28:39.000 I hate that bitch! Taylor? 1.00
00:28:42.000 But she's black! 1.00
00:28:44.000 Maybe she had no choice! 0.99
00:28:53.000 Maybe she had no choice. 1.00
00:28:55.000 What I want to know is when I can pull my fucking race card. 0.99
00:29:07.000 I've been attacked by the matrix. 0.99
00:29:09.000 I've been cancelled on every single type of payment processing.
00:29:13.000 I'm currently banned from YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, Gmail, WhatsApp, Skype, Airbnb, Discord, every bank account you can name.
00:29:23.000 I'm banned from everything. 0.99
00:29:24.000 They threw me in fucking jail. 0.99
00:29:26.000 The American Embassy didn't help me at all. 0.99
00:29:28.000 The BBC constantly attack me all day every day.
00:29:31.000 When do I get to say, guys, stop! 0.84
00:29:34.000 I'm black! Leave me alone! 0.99
00:29:41.000 This other NFL guy just got stopped by cops for speeding, then was belligerent, put his window up and told him to fuck off. 0.99
00:29:51.000 Got quite rightly dragged out of his car and he's now crying about the race car. 0.99
00:29:56.000 I haven't even fucking done anything. 1.00
00:29:58.000 Fuck a few bitches 10 years ago. 1.00
00:30:00.000 Now they keep attacking me. 1.00
00:30:03.000 Hello, I'm from the BBC and I need a comment. 0.75
00:30:06.000 13 years ago you abused a girl.
00:30:08.000 I want your comment. Okay, who did I abuse? 0.89
00:30:11.000 I can't tell you.
00:30:14.000 Okay, where did I abuse her? 1.00
00:30:15.000 I can't tell you.
00:30:19.000 Okay. What comment can I possibly give you?
00:30:25.000 13 years ago, someone we don't know who, you don't remember who, if they exist at all, in an undisclosed location, at an unknown time, was abused by you, what do you say? 0.98
00:30:39.000 How the fuck do you even answer that question? 0.99
00:30:41.000 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 1.00
00:30:46.000 Rapist! Rapist! 1.00
00:30:48.000 Guys, I'm black! 0.99
00:30:50.000 Hello! I've been through the ringer.
00:30:57.000 I have.
00:30:58.000 My mother and father met on Chick Sands Army Base in the UK. My father worked for the Air Force at the time.
00:31:10.000 He was black, she was white in the 80s.
00:31:13.000 There was a lot of stigma for a mixed-race couple.
00:31:16.000 My father got stationed in West Berlin.
00:31:19.000 We were there when the Berlin Wall fell because we got a piece of the wall.
00:31:24.000 We got a brick of the wall in the house.
00:31:25.000 I remember when I was three.
00:31:28.000 And we couldn't find an apartment in West Berlin because the Germans wouldn't rent an apartment out to an interracial couple. 0.69
00:31:37.000 I remember all this.
00:31:40.000 I have suffered.
00:31:43.000 I want reparations.
00:31:45.000 And still, the MSM attacks me endlessly.
00:31:48.000 I'm deleted from everything.
00:31:51.000 Like, guys, I've bought 60 sports cars.
00:31:54.000 I wear a diamond watch.
00:31:55.000 I've got eight baby mamas. 1.00
00:31:57.000 What more do you want me to do? 0.95
00:31:58.000 I've proved I'm black.
00:32:00.000 I've been to jail. 0.85
00:32:01.000 I've got my black card. 0.99
00:32:03.000 When does it fucking help me out? 1.00
00:32:05.000 Help a nigger out. 1.00
00:32:10.000 All you do is fucking pick on me. 1.00
00:32:13.000 They treat me like I'm a fucking white guy. 1.00
00:32:20.000 White boys ain't built like me on Hello Kitty Cereal. 1.00
00:32:23.000 If a white boy even sniffed this box, he'd be skinny fat for the rest of his fucking life. 1.00
00:32:30.000 Only a black man can eat this shit and beat the fuck out of people. 1.00
00:32:36.000 Where the fuck is my black card? 1.00
00:32:40.000 That's what I want to know. 0.99
00:32:42.000 When Taylor Swift sees this and gets pissed off, I can say, ah, Taylor!
00:32:47.000 You insulted me and you don't even know me. 0.96
00:32:51.000 Don't be racist, Taylor. 0.99
00:32:56.000 Are you saying that because I'm black? 0.99
00:32:58.000 Maybe I need to grow dreadlocks. 0.94
00:33:09.000 Maybe that'll fix all my legal problems.
00:33:11.000 Maybe the American Embassy will bust into the Romanian jail with SEAL Team 6.
00:33:17.000 Armed to the teeth with AR-15s.
00:33:20.000 Because I've grown dreadlocks.
00:33:23.000 Operation Save-A-Nig. 1.00
00:33:27.000 Because so far my black card has not helped me.
00:33:30.000 At all. So yeah, Taylor Swift's gonna swing the election. 0.99
00:33:38.000 All the Swifties are gonna vote.
00:33:40.000 The 10-year-olds.
00:33:46.000 Let me try and think of a scenario where I would end up in a Taylor Swift concert.
00:33:54.000 Let's run this mathematically.
00:33:57.000 Would I ever buy a ticket?
00:33:59.000 No. Do I want to go?
00:34:00.000 No. Would I allow my woman I'm dating to go even without me?
00:34:05.000 No. Would any woman I'm dating want to go?
00:34:08.000 No. Will my children, my daughters ever go to this shit? 1.00
00:34:13.000 No. Because I'm the boss. 1.00
00:34:14.000 I want to go see Taylor Swift.
00:34:16.000 You're not allowed. Why?
00:34:18.000 Because she said fuck the patriarchy and I'm the patriarchy and I'm paying for the ticket so no. 1.00
00:34:25.000 So none of that's going to happen. 1.00
00:34:26.000 Maybe my private jet will crash.
00:34:30.000 I'm going to be on its way down in a fireball and the fire's encroaching in on the cabin
00:34:34.000 and I'm doing Aikido to generate enough hand speed and wind to push the fireball back and
00:34:41.000 then it crashes into the ground and I crawl out.
00:34:44.000 And I'll be like, that was the worst thing that ever happened to me.
00:34:53.000 Bye.
00:34:54.000 And I'll look around and be instantly trumped.
00:34:57.000 The event will be instantly replaced and surpassed. 1.00
00:35:00.000 Fuck! I thought the plane crash was the worst thing that ever happened to me. 1.00
00:35:04.000 But now I'm in a Taylor Swift concert!
00:35:09.000 And everyone's singing her songs.
00:35:14.000 And I'm standing there covered in bruises and blood.
00:35:18.000 Enraged. It's possible.
00:35:26.000 And then, obviously I'll go right to the front, because who's in the way?
00:35:36.000 Little girls and their little boyfriends. 1.00
00:35:39.000 I'll be like, move, fuck off, move. 1.00
00:35:43.000 Eventually I'll push a girl, and her boyfriend will say, hey buddy! 1.00
00:35:47.000 He'll be white. He'll be a white boy, he'll be a little cracker. 0.99
00:35:53.000 Hey buster! 0.98
00:35:55.000 What? Gee whiz! 1.00
00:35:57.000 Gee golly whiz! You can't push my girl like that! 1.00
00:36:02.000 Snap his neck. 0.99
00:36:04.000 One fatality. 1.00
00:36:05.000 Die in the crowd. Keep walking to the front. 0.93
00:36:09.000 Fuck off! Get right to the front and say, Taylor! 1.00
00:36:14.000 Taylor! All the music stops.
00:36:21.000 Taylor? Did you do that Instagram post on your own or did they make you?
00:36:31.000 Maybe then she'll admit it.
00:36:33.000 On the mic in front of everyone.
00:36:36.000 Top G, my hero.
00:36:38.000 Finally someone, they made me do it. 1.00
00:36:40.000 I didn't want to endorse her because she's stupid and she's black. 1.00
00:36:45.000 I'll be like, it's fine. I'm here now to save you. 1.00
00:36:49.000 I'll get on stage and stand next to her and say, listen, I know your songs are shit. 0.99
00:36:53.000 I know they force you to do this, but as a damsel in distress, I'm here to save you. 0.99
00:36:57.000 And then the Democratic agents will come out. 0.94
00:37:00.000 50,000 clones of Harry Sisson will appear and start trying to rush to kill her and me. 0.91
00:37:08.000 It'll be like a Matrix movie.
00:37:12.000 You see Harry Sisson dying in a pile left and right. 1.00
00:37:15.000 The agent will grab her and be like, come, bitch! 1.00
00:37:19.000 Drop the guitar! 1.00
00:37:20.000 Grab her. Moving through the crowd.
00:37:24.000 some little some little kid in the way get her out of there Save her from herself 1.00
00:37:36.000 You know, what's funny It's funny because I'm rich enough. 0.88
00:37:47.000 Guys, I am rich enough, and once I bust this stupid case and I'm free again, I am rich enough to hire an actress, hire a movie crew, and make this movie. 0.94
00:38:00.000 If you think I won't make the movie, Of evil Kamala Harris' team forcing Taylor Swift to endorse her on Instagram, and me crashing my private jet and annihilating all of her fans to get to the front, beating up a bunch of Harry Sissons and rescuing her from her enslavement. 0.94
00:38:19.000 And at the end, I'm finally rewarded by God with my black card that I've never been able to play for any of the attacks they've ever used against me.
00:38:28.000 If you guys think I won't make this movie, I will. 0.98
00:38:34.000 It'll be a fucking blockbuster. 0.99
00:38:37.000 I know you'll all watch it. 1.00
00:38:40.000 I know you'll watch it.
00:38:42.000 When you see me flying elbow that kid who's in the way, I'm trying to get through the crowd.
00:38:47.000 There's a kid in my- And their head explodes!
00:38:51.000 Can't wait for Kamala to be president!
00:39:02.000 Bye.
00:39:05.000 Can't wait. You know what the world really needs?
00:39:13.000 It needs more girl boss energy. 1.00
00:39:16.000 Don't you feel like we don't have enough of that shit? 1.00
00:39:22.000 Don't you feel like we don't have enough girl boss energy? 1.00
00:39:29.000 I'll tell you a story. The other day, Anyone who follows me saw that I made a video promoting DaddyCoin with girls on ATVs.
00:39:39.000 Please go watch the video.
00:39:40.000 It was me and my brother on ATVs running from girls on ATVs.
00:39:44.000 Before we filmed it, I said to all the girls, Can you drive ATVs? 0.98
00:39:49.000 Yeah, we can drive ATVs.
00:39:51.000 I said, girls can't drive. 1.00
00:39:53.000 Are you sure? Yeah, we can.
00:39:56.000 Within five minutes, two crashed, one hospitalization, complete fucking shit show. 1.00
00:40:01.000 I knew I was right from the beginning. 1.00
00:40:03.000 I knew it.
00:40:05.000 I got home from this event.
00:40:08.000 And I decided to vent.
00:40:11.000 You know? I thought, fuck it. 1.00
00:40:14.000 I'm mad. They've ruined my film shoot. 1.00
00:40:17.000 So I go up to the nearest hot bitch in my house. 1.00
00:40:19.000 They're just like... 1.00
00:40:21.000 It's like ashtrays.
00:40:22.000 They're just around. I'm like, bitch, guess what happened today? 0.99
00:40:29.000 I told these bitches they couldn't drive. 1.00
00:40:31.000 They told me they could drive. 1.00
00:40:32.000 We organized this whole film shoot. 0.99
00:40:33.000 We had fucking drones and cameras and they crashed. 0.99
00:40:36.000 One of them broke her legs. Stupid bitch. 1.00
00:40:38.000 Ruined everything. You know what she said to me? 1.00
00:40:41.000 You should have brought me. I'm great on an ATV. I've just been here.
00:40:48.000 I've just heard women say that, then crash. 1.00
00:40:51.000 I don't want to hear it again.
00:40:54.000 You're rubbing salt in the wound.
00:40:55.000 Why are you great on an ATV? Oh, I did it before.
00:40:59.000 When? Oh, in Mexico.
00:41:01.000 What, once? Yeah?
00:41:03.000 Oh, once in Mexico, at four miles an hour, you followed a guide once for five minutes, and now you're great.
00:41:09.000 Are you great? 1.00
00:41:11.000 Are you a fucking expert? 1.00
00:41:12.000 Are you? The female arrogance. 1.00
00:41:16.000 A man won't admit he's great at something without a life of dedication and practice. 0.98
00:41:21.000 A man will say, are you great? 0.75
00:41:23.000 Well, I've been training for 10 years.
00:41:25.000 I'm not bad. But a woman, oh, she's done it once for four minutes. 1.00
00:41:31.000 Oh, she's fucking great. 1.00
00:41:34.000 The arrogance is astronomical. 1.00
00:41:38.000 Don't you think the world needs more of this girl boss? 1.00
00:41:42.000 Maybe I'm old-fashioned for thinking there's way too much.
00:41:45.000 Maybe we need loads more.
00:41:47.000 You know? Kamala, why did you go to a nuclear war with Russia?
00:41:56.000 My family are dead, Kamala!
00:41:58.000 My family! I'm speaking.
00:42:04.000 It's all so fucked. 1.00
00:42:05.000 Some dude in the corner jerking off. 1.00
00:42:07.000 Great job, Camelot! 0.86
00:42:09.000 Every time I talk, I'm acutely aware of the fact that everything I've ever said ends up in a court file. 0.99
00:42:26.000 I'm going to have to go through this entire fucking spiel in court again. 0.96
00:42:30.000 They're going to read it out, and they're going to ask me for comment. 0.97
00:42:34.000 And the worst thing is, it's going to be about a year from now, I would have forgotten what I said, but the thing about me is I find myself super funny. 0.98
00:42:41.000 So when they read this shit out, I'll be sitting there like, I'm funny. 0.97
00:42:50.000 And they don't seem to like when I laugh at my own jokes. 0.99
00:42:54.000 Like, ah, eight years ago on YouTube, you said this.
00:42:57.000 And they read it out in court. 0.95
00:42:58.000 And I'm just like, it's pretty fucking funny. 0.97
00:43:01.000 Pretty based. What do you have to say? 0.75
00:43:04.000 I have to say, it's funny.
00:43:08.000 I have to say, LOL. Write that down in your little fucking notepad. 1.00
00:43:13.000 LOL. LOL. So basically, I think Taylor Swift was forced to do this. 1.00
00:43:26.000 She had no choice, no chance.
00:43:29.000 I need to save her. 0.98
00:43:30.000 And there's going to be a whole bunch of other celebrities that, unless they want to be exposed, covered in Balenciaga and children's blood, fucking goats, or whatever they do, they're all going to have to support Kamala. 1.00
00:43:45.000 So once a week, someone's going to come out with some high-profile support and their comments turned off. 0.98
00:43:51.000 Once a week. It's going to happen all the way up to the president bullshit. 0.99
00:43:57.000 Then they're going to rig it. 0.99
00:44:02.000 Then it's over. Trump has to win by a ridiculous margin. 0.93
00:44:10.000 He can't win by 3%, 4%. 0.95
00:44:12.000 They'll rig that. They're going to rig in 5, 6, 7, 8%.
00:44:15.000 He's got to win by 15, 20%.
00:44:16.000 He's got to landslide it or he doesn't stand a chance.
00:44:23.000 That's the game we're now playing.
00:44:27.000 Let me scroll Twitter and see if there's anything good on Twitter.
00:44:30.000 Anything racist and funny, you know Elon supports Trump that's good
00:44:49.000 Cute little water, that's nice.
00:44:53.000 Ryan, he's based.
00:44:57.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:45:03.000 This shows the inner workings of my mind, my Twitter feed.
00:45:06.000 It's just random animals, because I like animals.
00:45:10.000 And political... 0.99
00:45:11.000 Political bullshit, that doesn't even matter. 1.00
00:45:18.000 None of this shit's real. It's all made up and fake and gay. 1.00
00:45:24.000 Oh, Aiden, what's he doing with his life? 1.00
00:45:27.000 The same shit is always done No debate debate debate 1.00
00:45:39.000 It's all boring. You know what? 1.00
00:45:47.000 I think I could have done better in that debate.
00:45:49.000 Although Trump did good, I could have done better.
00:45:54.000 Nice. Boring.
00:46:02.000 There needs to be, like, why has no one said, okay, I say the election is rigged, you say it isn't.
00:46:11.000 But this shouldn't even be a conversation.
00:46:13.000 We should have a voting system that's so secure that there can't be any discussions of a possible rigging.
00:46:18.000 Because we are the bedrock of democracy, so let's fix it.
00:46:22.000 Don't you agree that we should make sure that the votes are cast in a way where nobody can doubt at all the result of the election?
00:46:29.000 Wouldn't you agree that's important for electoral security and integrity?
00:46:35.000 Pretty hard to go against.
00:46:38.000 Well, no. Oh, so you want it to be rigged?
00:46:40.000 No, I don't want to be rigged, but I don't think we should get IDs.
00:46:42.000 I didn't say IDs. I'm saying we need a system that everyone can subscribe to that will ensure no fraud.
00:46:48.000 Do you agree? Simple question.
00:46:52.000 I know what she'd reply.
00:46:54.000 I grew up in a middle-class household.
00:46:59.000 No one cares. So yeah guys, I thought I'd just let you know that I'm very distressed about this Taylor Swift situation.
00:47:06.000 I'm very upset. Extremely concerned.
00:47:13.000 I don't know what I'm gonna do.
00:47:16.000 I don't know what I'm gonna do.
00:47:18.000 I might stay up having not slept all night.
00:47:21.000 Go train while eating Hello Kitty cereal.
00:47:24.000 Smoke a whole bunch of cigars. 1.00
00:47:26.000 Buy more diamond watches like a silly fucking black. 1.00
00:47:31.000 And sit in my house. That's what I might do. 1.00
00:47:34.000 That might be my solution to the problem.
00:47:36.000 I can't think of what else to do besides spend my money on things I don't use or see or touch.
00:47:41.000 Because I have so much vision. 0.97
00:47:42.000 It's fucking everywhere. Buy a diamond watch in Singapore. 0.99
00:47:46.000 Is everyone going to fucking fly there to get it? 1.00
00:47:47.000 I'm fucking arrested! 0.99
00:47:49.000 Just sits there in the jeweler. 1.00
00:47:52.000 And I'm getting a message from him in fucking Chinese. 1.00
00:47:56.000 Who ching ching when you want to collect watching? 1.00
00:47:58.000 Ching ching ching. Bro, I don't want to collect it. 1.00
00:48:01.000 I just bought it. I'm black.
00:48:06.000 Okay? I know you're not familiar with my kind over there, really, yet, in Singapore.
00:48:14.000 But basically, I just look at shiny things and I buy them because I have money and I don't think of the future.
00:48:20.000 I never considered flying there and getting it.
00:48:25.000 I just thought, wow, shiny. 0.97
00:48:29.000 Nigger blood says yes. 1.00
00:48:32.000 And because I have a white side, the white side of me managed to use Google Translate and send you a fucking Chinese message. 1.00
00:48:38.000 And here we are. A $400,000 watch I've never seen or touched. 0.99
00:48:44.000 That's my life now.
00:48:46.000 Taylor Swift has endorsed Kamala. 1.00
00:48:49.000 I'm going to be up all day with no sleep, zero sleep, drinking coffee, smoking cigars, buying shit. 0.99
00:48:57.000 I'll be inside the real world talking to my students. 0.95
00:48:59.000 I'll be getting a bunch of important phone calls from lawyers and people.
00:49:03.000 I'll be like, hi. Yeah, yeah.
00:49:07.000 It's fine Court this day court that day blah blah
00:49:14.000 I have this strange theory before I go below.
00:49:34.000 Thank you.
00:49:35.000 Bye.
00:49:35.000 Thank you.
00:49:37.000 My theory now is that Trump is a disrupter.
00:49:46.000 Yes, that is true.
00:49:49.000 But after Trump, when his four years are gone, I feel like it's going to be a race Between the two parties for who can lose the presidential election.
00:50:05.000 Because I feel like the matrix in the military-industrial complex will have such a deep control over American policy, both domestic and foreign, that no president will be allowed to go against them.
00:50:16.000 And no party is going to want the heat from the decisions they make. 0.98
00:50:23.000 The Matrix is going to run America and they're going to do whatever the fuck they want. 0.98
00:50:26.000 And the average person's life is going to get wrecked. 0.97
00:50:29.000 So they don't want their party in charge because then they're liable.
00:50:32.000 They want the other party in charge so they can say, look what they're doing.
00:50:35.000 We wouldn't do that. But then hopefully never win an election.
00:50:38.000 And all these senators can just keep their jobs as Democrats or Republicans.
00:50:41.000 It doesn't matter. They keep their jobs.
00:50:42.000 Who cares? And their person is just one person.
00:50:45.000 So whoever goes up to the front, the effigy who gets burnt, Actually damages the whole party because the MIC is going to just run everything into the ground anyway.
00:50:54.000 So I feel like it's going to be a race to the bottom.
00:50:56.000 Now that is a debate I want to see.
00:51:01.000 Imagine the presidential debate where both candidates are trying to ensure they lose.
00:51:08.000 Finally we'll get some funny racist jokes.
00:51:12.000 Finally, we'll get some homophobia and all the things.
00:51:15.000 We'll get some funny things. 0.99
00:51:17.000 Finally, they'll be up there saying based shit. 0.99
00:51:21.000 Finally, you'll see someone walk up there and go, no trannies. 1.00
00:51:27.000 Then finally, the debates will be interesting.
00:51:30.000 They'll probably wheel me out as vice VP, the most hated man in the world.
00:51:36.000 My black card probably still won't work by then.
00:51:40.000 I am a minority and I'm being picked on by the MSM.
00:51:45.000 I'm sick of this. 0.94
00:51:51.000 I must be the most picked on black man ever. 0.93
00:51:53.000 Name another black person who's been scrutinized by the media as much as me.
00:51:57.000 Genuine question, name someone who is not white, who has been scrutinized by the media as much as I have.
00:52:02.000 Go It's like Jeopardy
00:52:08.000 No, I'm not nigger I'm that guy. 0.98
00:52:21.000 The most picked on black man ever. 0.95
00:52:26.000 I hold the record for the most picked on black man in history. 0.84
00:52:32.000 If only I had taken a bunch of fentanyl and used an illegal banknote, I could have been a hero. 0.99
00:52:38.000 But instead, because I motivated the youth and got rich and spoke against the Matrix, I guess I'm a fucking villain. 0.98
00:52:46.000 Took the wrong career path. 0.97
00:52:51.000 If only I'd done it another way.
00:52:54.000 To be fair, Kanye West has got some heat.
00:52:56.000 To be fair. To be fair to the guy.
00:52:59.000 But I'm definitely top three.
00:53:02.000 If I change careers, if I'm belligerent to the police instead of nice and cooperative, if I use fake banknotes, if I take drugs, if I rob pregnant ladies, then I get to be a hero.
00:53:15.000 But instead I talk against the Matrix so I get to be the one of the most picked on black men in history ever
00:53:20.000 But it's fine Mmm.
00:53:46.000 Cold coffee. Well, panic's over.
00:53:52.000 It's all starting to wear off now.
00:53:53.000 Just sorry, guys. You know, I just...
00:53:55.000 You know, I was just in bed and...
00:53:59.000 mid-pump.
00:54:03.000 I heard about Taylor Swift. 1.00
00:54:04.000 I thought, fuck. You know? 1.00
00:54:07.000 Had to do something.
00:54:11.000 Can't just let that go down without fighting back, you know?
00:54:17.000 Unbelievable. Never saw it coming.
00:54:20.000 Someone like Taylor Swift, who works for Sony and The Matrix, supporting The Matrix candidate.
00:54:25.000 Just, wow. Never saw it coming.
00:54:27.000 Wasn't pre-planned. Came out of fucking nowhere! 1.00
00:54:36.000 Unbelievable. I woke Tristan up. 1.00
00:54:38.000 By the way, if you're all wondering why his stupid ass ain't here, I knocked on his door. 1.00
00:54:42.000 The video's on Twitter. I was like, Tristan, wake up! 1.00
00:54:47.000 Taylor Swift just endorsed Kamala. 1.00
00:54:52.000 He just told me to fuck off. 1.00
00:54:53.000 I guess he just doesn't care. 1.00
00:54:57.000 Guess some people just don't care about the important things in this world. 1.00
00:55:01.000 He just told me to fuck off and get the fuck away from his bedroom because he's asleep. 1.00
00:55:07.000 Guess he just didn't give a shit. 1.00
00:55:10.000 What can you do, right? 0.99
00:55:12.000 But at least I'm here fighting the good fight.
00:55:16.000 So, uh, maybe I should tweet at Taylor Swift.
00:55:26.000 Say, blink twice. Maybe I should tweet at her.
00:55:30.000 And say, dance while singing.
00:55:34.000 Dance while singing in your next show if you've been kidnapped by the Kamala campaign.
00:55:41.000 And I'll come save you.
00:55:45.000 You know, everything we just discussed about how they forced her. 0.54
00:55:48.000 Taylor Swift is secretly super racist. 0.99
00:55:51.000 She hates Kamala because she's black and I'm going to go down there on my jet. 1.00
00:55:56.000 I've got to say, if you dance in your next show while singing, because that would be a crazy coincidence. 0.97
00:56:02.000 You don't dance and sing at the same time unless you're trying to send a message.
00:56:07.000 Dance and sing at the same time to let me know that you've been kidnapped by the Kamala campaign and you need Top G to come rescue you.
00:56:15.000 You know what? Don't we have AI or cartoons or something?
00:56:19.000 Can't we make this whole thing?
00:56:21.000 I mean, I could do a blockbuster, but I gotta get out of Romania and fly to Hollywood.
00:56:24.000 Can't we, like, get a cartoon or AI? Can't we just make all this plot?
00:56:28.000 Like, as a trailer?
00:56:32.000 I'll tweet at her.
00:56:34.000 She'll see it. I've got a big account.
00:56:36.000 I'm a big deal. I'm a big deal.
00:56:38.000 I got 10 million followers. I'm a big deal.
00:56:40.000 Put a 1 in the chat if I should go wake Tristan up for being a little sleepy faggot. 1.00
00:56:54.000 Bye. 0.99
00:56:56.000 He's been asleep for a full 50 minutes now.
00:56:58.000 That's enough for any man. Glad you all agree.
00:57:13.000 ball had enough of his shit and he was done 0.99
00:57:18.000 Mr. Producer, you make the best shows Mr. Producer, you got all them folks 0.99
00:57:30.000 Mr. Producer, gonna bring the feeling Mr. Producer, to the NCBD
00:57:41.000 Mr. Producer, you make the best shows Mr. Producer, you got all them folks
00:58:01.000 Mr. Producer, gonna bring the feeling Mr. Producer, to the NCBD
00:58:11.000 Mr. Producer, you make the best shows Mr. Producer, you got all them folks
00:58:30.000 $1 million in just one month That's what our students in the Content Creation Plus AI
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00:58:55.000 5k a month into 50k a month just by following the AI principle in this campus.
00:59:00.000 I've accumulated 50 grand alone in the past two months by learning from Professor Paul.
00:59:05.000 Close to 50,000 USD in just one month.
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00:59:42.000 I have a mission for you.
00:59:51.000 Gather the team. Inside the cars you'll find wet suits. Put them on.
00:59:58.000 Five kilometers north is a white vehicle. Get in.
01:00:20.000 Drive until you find a river. Jump into the river.
01:00:27.000 Another kilometer downstream you'll find a sheer rock wall.
01:00:36.000 Hidden in the bushes are ropes. Rappel down the rock wall to the next leg of
01:00:43.000 your journey.
01:00:44.000 At the bottom of the river is a waterproof chest.
01:00:48.000 Inside you'll find a package.
01:00:50.000 You'll know what to do.
01:00:52.000 Drive to the coordinates I just sent you.
01:01:02.000 you you
01:01:05.000 There you'll find a mountain. Take the gear we've provided and climb it.
01:01:12.000 This mission will be dangerous, don't give up.
01:01:17.000 At the very top you'll find one more package.
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01:01:27.000 Once you've reached it, I'll call you further instructions.
01:01:31.000 Remember, this isn't the end yet.
01:01:37.000 The internet has changed everything. 0.99
01:01:39.000 You think that the effects are dumb.
01:01:41.000 You think that everyone's adapted, but they haven't. 0.83
01:01:43.000 The internet continues to make the average man's life worse and the exceptional man's life better.
01:01:48.000 It's not going to change anytime soon.
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01:01:53.000 Today, they're going to Google and get an online consultation.
01:01:56.000 A Zoom call with some super doctor's assistant who solves all their problems.
01:02:00.000 The average man is competing with the best of men.
01:02:03.000 The average company is competing with the best companies.
01:02:05.000 It's winner take all. AI is only going to make this problem worse.
01:02:09.000 AI means that the average man's capability can be bought cheaply.
01:02:12.000 Super Doctor needed some average men to handle his customer support. 0.99
01:02:16.000 Not anymore. Now his company runs off AI for all bullshit. 1.00
01:02:19.000 He just runs the marketing and comes in to solve problems. 0.99
01:02:22.000 This is the future now, and it's only going to get worse.
01:02:25.000 Governments know this. They're planning for it.
01:02:27.000 We know this.
01:02:28.000 We're planning for it. Governments want to give the average man free money and cooking. 0.97
01:02:32.000 We want to give the average man the tools to become the exceptional.
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