Tate Speech - September 16, 2024


EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 74 - RETARDS


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 46 minutes

Words per Minute

137.00626

Word Count

14,614

Sentence Count

1,626

Misogynist Sentences

91

Hate Speech Sentences

145


Summary

The world has become boring and everyone is a retard. I m sick of white people trying to save their race. I don t care if they re racist or not, I just want them all to die. I like black people, I like all people. The only thing we have left that s even mildly entertaining nowadays is racism, and since racism is the only thing left that is entertaining anymore, we have to have a mental breakdown in order to keep the world going. We live in a world where no matter what you say, people are going to get upset about it. You want to hate white people? You want white people to be dead? You hate black people who don t want to be killed? You don t like white people who are not black? You want black people to die? You don't want a black person who doesn't hate white tribe? you want a white person who hates white tribe who doesn t want a Black person who's an opposing tribe dead? I don't have a problem with that? Why is it so hard to be a racist? What is your problem? Is it because you don't like Black people? Or are you just not black enough? Do you want to kill Black people because they don't give a shit about you? If you're not a racist, you're a racist because you're black, then you're racist. I'll tell you why you should be angry about it I'm not here for you, so you can be angry at me for being racist and I'll show you how stupid people are stupid And I'll give you some basic observations on why you're stupid, and how dumb people are so stupid and how stupid you are so dumb, and then you'll get mad at you for being stupid, so that you'll be mad at me so you'll see how stupid and dumb and dumb so you won't get upset at me because you can't be upset at someone else for being dumb . and then I'll make you see how dumb and stupid and you'll realize how stupid everyone else is stupid, right? And then we'll talk about how stupid other people are too stupid and stupid, too stupid, not just like you are not stupid enough to be smart enough to understand that you can solve a 5-year old's toy or can you solve a problem fast enough, and you can just solve it quickly?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 ♪♪ ♪♪
00:09:58.000 Thank you.
00:10:00.000 You know, I woke up this morning and I thought, what's fun?
00:10:04.000 Is it me? Or has the world just become incredibly boring?
00:10:10.000 Politics was fun in 2016.
00:10:13.000 Lock her up.
00:10:14.000 Blah, blah. Who cares?
00:10:17.000 We all want Trump to win.
00:10:20.000 America doesn't even deserve this man.
00:10:22.000 They just tried to kill him again. Most of these people don't deserve him as a president.
00:10:26.000 That's how good he is.
00:10:28.000 And then you scroll up and down Twitter and there's just some dude, some white guy, praying for the decimation of his race.
00:10:38.000 So over for the white people.
00:10:40.000 I feel bad for white people.
00:10:41.000 I see the odd hero trying to stand up for their race.
00:10:44.000 And then they have all the Karens behind them saying, you're a racist.
00:10:49.000 I said, bro, who are you fighting for?
00:10:50.000 Your own people hate you.
00:10:53.000 Talk about a race ready to be exterminated.
00:10:57.000 Your own women have just betrayed you completely.
00:10:59.000 You're the last 300 Spartans at Thermopylae.
00:11:02.000 And you're facing the oncoming horde.
00:11:04.000 But they're not the ones who are going to kill you.
00:11:06.000 Some Karen's going to stab you in the back.
00:11:09.000 And be proud that your life got ruined for telling the truth.
00:11:13.000 No wonder you're getting wrecked.
00:11:15.000 And then you say this, and then...
00:11:18.000 The white people get mad and call you a nigger.
00:11:21.000 You're like, well, duh. Okay, I'm a nigger now.
00:11:25.000 Fine. Then the Muslims get mad because you don't want all the white people dead and conquered.
00:11:31.000 I say, I don't think it's anti-Islamic for white people to have a Christian country.
00:11:34.000 I don't think that's anti-Islamic.
00:11:36.000 No, supposedly I should want them all replaced and dead.
00:11:40.000 I should want them to die.
00:11:41.000 Why? I like white people.
00:11:43.000 I like black people. I like all people.
00:11:46.000 Because racism is the only thing we have left that's even mildly entertaining nowadays.
00:11:51.000 Everything is fucking boring.
00:11:53.000 You have to just come on and say racist things so everyone has a mental breakdown.
00:11:56.000 Because otherwise, what's there to do?
00:11:58.000 Politics sucks. Clubs suck.
00:12:01.000 Girls are bullshit. I'm not blackpilled.
00:12:05.000 At all. I'm happy.
00:12:06.000 I'm just pointing out that since COVID and XYZ, everything's just become super gay and super boring.
00:12:14.000 So what I'm going to do in this emergency meeting is we're going to scroll up and down the Twitter page.
00:12:18.000 And I'm going to tell you why basically everyone you see is a retard.
00:12:21.000 Because they are. So we're going to go through and highlight how stupid everyone is besides me.
00:12:29.000 It's going to be a great show. It's actually getting kind of scary out there, guys, because most people are so stupid.
00:13:06.000 I know everyone's been saying for a long time people are dumb, but genuinely, actually, it's incredible that the world functions at all.
00:13:19.000 You can say anything which is objectively true.
00:13:21.000 Everyone has a mental breakdown.
00:13:23.000 Nobody can see two points removed from their stupid comments or their worldview.
00:13:29.000 Everybody's just clout chasing, talking shit, anything it takes to get a few views, whether they're right or wrong.
00:13:35.000 People have been aligned to these ideologies which are being pushed by the MSM to self-destruct.
00:13:42.000 They've been convinced to kill themselves and their genetic bloodline.
00:13:48.000 And they think it's a good idea.
00:13:51.000 They put on a t-shirt.
00:13:54.000 Dudes for dildos!
00:13:57.000 It's really amazing how everyone is an idiot.
00:14:00.000 If you work a normal job, I would like you to go and buy a five-year-old's toy.
00:14:04.000 A puzzle game for a five- or six-year-old.
00:14:08.000 And go up to random people you work with and say, Hey, can you solve this quick?
00:14:11.000 Just do it quickly. Take them by surprise and go up, Hey, bro, can you solve this quick?
00:14:15.000 And watch them go... Well, what is it?
00:14:20.000 Oh, just solve it. That's your boss!
00:14:28.000 That's your fucking boss!
00:14:30.000 That's the guy who's in charge of you!
00:14:33.000 Like, where did we get to this level of just gross incompetence?
00:14:39.000 Everywhere! I go to court.
00:14:44.000 Papers are missing. This is the highest, most famous court case in Romanian history.
00:14:48.000 There's no papers. It's going on.
00:14:55.000 Don't you ever just notice the gross incompetence around you and how stupid people are?
00:15:09.000 I think we're back now. And then you highlight some basic observations using pattern recognition.
00:15:20.000 Someone's going to get upset, have a mental breakdown.
00:15:23.000 Nobody can objectively just look at anything and go, yeah, that makes sense.
00:15:27.000 Their ideology rules them.
00:15:32.000 And everything you say, someone's going to get upset about.
00:15:34.000 We now live in a world where no matter what you say, there's an opposing tribe who want you dead.
00:15:39.000 You like white people, certain people want you dead.
00:15:42.000 You hate white people, certain people want you dead.
00:15:45.000 You hate black people, certain people want you dead.
00:15:46.000 No matter what you say, Republican, conservative, abortion, certain amount of people just want you dead.
00:15:52.000 The only way to get through life now is to sell your soul.
00:15:56.000 Become an actor or an actress.
00:15:58.000 Tell a whole bunch, get a whole bunch of money and have basically no opinions on anything and just appear in movies.
00:16:04.000 I can't remember the last time a really famous actor or actress outside of, you know, there's a few, George Clooney, blah, blah, blah, but a lot of them just take the money and shut up.
00:16:12.000 Because anything they say is wrong.
00:16:13.000 The sky is blue. Wrong.
00:16:15.000 You can't even talk anymore.
00:16:18.000 And you can't have any fun.
00:16:20.000 Guys, you can't have, don't you understand that all the fun is gone from the world?
00:16:27.000 I wake up in the most racist household ever and then I have to turn it off before an emergency meeting or everyone has a breakdown.
00:16:32.000 It's boring. I like the white Christian guy I work with saying, hey nigger, stole anything yet?
00:16:40.000 It's 9am. It's funny.
00:16:43.000 Makes me laugh.
00:16:45.000 Makes me happy. Yes.
00:16:49.000 Matter of fact, I have.
00:16:53.000 So we're going to scroll through Twitter.
00:16:56.000 But race seems to be the topic of the moment.
00:16:59.000 Everyone's talking about race right now.
00:17:02.000 And everyone's going on and on about it.
00:17:04.000 And I just did a stream on it, so I don't want to do another stream on it.
00:17:07.000 But it's a pointless conversation anyway, because for white people especially, it's over.
00:17:14.000 It's so over. I might do a Tate speech on it and bury the white people.
00:17:19.000 Because you have a few people telling the truth and sticking up for you, but the majority of you have just betrayed your own kind and you're going to stab them in the back.
00:17:25.000 It's ridiculous. Especially the women.
00:17:28.000 The women are the number one Karens.
00:17:29.000 White women are just going to ensure the white race dies.
00:17:32.000 They won't have white babies. They refuse.
00:17:34.000 And they hate anyone who points out anything true.
00:17:36.000 And they're just going to try and make you lose your job at an HR department.
00:17:40.000 White people lost control of their women long ago and your women have betrayed you.
00:17:45.000 That's what's happened. Other races got their women in check.
00:17:48.000 But white people have lost control of their females.
00:17:51.000 Females now run it. It's a matriarchy and females are desperate.
00:17:54.000 Let me tell you something that's going to really upset you if you're a white nationalist or a white person.
00:17:57.000 Let me tell you something. I swear to God this is true.
00:18:03.000 It's going to be in a lot of trouble, but it's true.
00:18:07.000 When white women sleep with black men, they talk about how they like nigger dick.
00:18:14.000 They do. They say it.
00:18:16.000 I've been there. Your kind.
00:18:20.000 Your people. The ones you need to populate.
00:18:24.000 The white. Ethnicity.
00:18:26.000 Nah. As soon as they get with a real nigger, they change.
00:18:30.000 You've lost them, bro. It's over.
00:18:34.000 It's done. Even they want to change teams.
00:18:36.000 It's over for the white people. Doesn't mean I don't understand them.
00:18:40.000 Doesn't mean I don't believe they should have a country.
00:18:42.000 I get it. I get their point of view.
00:18:43.000 That's why I said, look guys, I get it.
00:18:45.000 And because I get it, people are like, you're a white supremacist!
00:18:47.000 Yeah, I'm a brown white supremacist.
00:18:49.000 Are you fucking dumb? Everyone's so gay.
00:18:53.000 There's always going to be some idiot trying to get views on his stream, talking more gay shit, just being gay.
00:19:00.000 You know, I've been around long enough.
00:19:02.000 I should be a litmus test.
00:19:03.000 If there's someone I don't really talk to, I know things you don't know.
00:19:07.000 And I'm not the kind of person to start internet drama.
00:19:09.000 And I'm not really the kind of person to openly say things about people.
00:19:12.000 But I know things you don't know.
00:19:14.000 So you should just trust Tate.
00:19:17.000 Trust me. I know exactly what I'm doing.
00:19:19.000 The only person I really called out for being a piece of shit was Logan two or three years ago.
00:19:22.000 And did I turn out to be right? Seems he's cleaning up his act now.
00:19:28.000 Maybe he'll pay everyone back. I don't know.
00:19:30.000 I don't have anything against the guy.
00:19:31.000 I just knew I was right. I said True Jordy's a bitch.
00:19:34.000 Still is. So I've been right about everything.
00:19:37.000 So trust my judgment.
00:19:40.000 So let's scroll Twitter, friends, because I'm bored.
00:19:42.000 Everyone's boring. Maybe my dopamine receptors are fried after years of professional fighting.
00:19:47.000 And now this court case and in and out of jail and all this big drama.
00:19:52.000 When life's normal, it's just like, where's the fun?
00:19:55.000 But don't you guys feel the same?
00:19:57.000 Don't you guys feel like nothing matters anymore?
00:19:59.000 They shot at Trump again.
00:20:01.000 Oh, yeah. I mean, that should be world global news.
00:20:06.000 This morning in Cologne, Germany, some bombs went off.
00:20:11.000 Do any of you give a shit?
00:20:13.000 Not really. We've all just been so desensitized.
00:20:18.000 And you used to like get rich and go on a boat and party with girls and Lambos.
00:20:22.000 That's boring and gay now.
00:20:25.000 Hang around with women is super gay.
00:20:27.000 Nothing is fun anymore.
00:20:29.000 What's there to do?
00:20:33.000 I don't know what to have to even do anymore.
00:20:35.000 I just feel like everything's boring besides racism and no one can handle it without having a mental breakdown because they're gay.
00:20:40.000 Let's scroll Twitter.
00:20:41.000 We're going to scroll Twitter and see what we find.
00:20:50.000 Matt Walsh crying about weed.
00:20:51.000 He's right. Weed's gay.
00:20:53.000 There's no need for weed. He's right about it, I guess.
00:20:57.000 Ah! Hugh Edwards!
00:20:59.000 Suspended sentence and no jail.
00:21:02.000 That's right. The person who called me a human trafficker on the BBC News got caught buying pictures of seven-year-old kids and didn't go to jail.
00:21:14.000 But he called me a human trafficker every single day for months, but no jail for him.
00:21:18.000 Also, the BBC barely mentioned it, but they mentioned me every single day.
00:21:23.000 Isn't that incredible? If you're part of the Matrix, they will protect you.
00:21:26.000 The people who insulted me for sex crimes, even though I have no convictions and tried to slander my name for years, had someone who worked for their organization and specifically said my name and called me a human trafficker, got caught buying pictures of seven-year-old little kids.
00:21:42.000 He works for the BBC. Went to court.
00:21:48.000 No jail. Suspended sentence.
00:21:50.000 Meaning he gets to stay home.
00:21:51.000 And as long as he doesn't do it again, he doesn't have to go to jail.
00:21:56.000 Absolute insanity. Corruption to the core.
00:21:59.000 You know what's funny? When I started my internet career, do you guys remember me talking about the Matrix and saying if you're part of the Matrix, I'll protect you?
00:22:06.000 Every single thing they say to you is a lie.
00:22:08.000 The money is not real.
00:22:09.000 They're trying to make you a slave.
00:22:10.000 Do you remember when Mal used to say these things three years ago and it's controversial?
00:22:14.000 And now I say these things and everyone's like, yep.
00:22:16.000 Do I get any credit for like waking up basically all of you?
00:22:19.000 I told you. I told all of you.
00:22:24.000 Here we are. Not surprising.
00:22:27.000 Still disappointing.
00:22:33.000 Piers is upset because he can't hack phones anymore.
00:22:39.000 Ah, the Russia-Ukraine war.
00:22:41.000 I have to be careful what I say, otherwise I'm going to end up with a FARA violation.
00:22:45.000 So, we'll talk about that a little bit later.
00:22:50.000 Something about India. I've been to India, by the way.
00:22:56.000 Do I want to insult Indians?
00:23:01.000 India, actually, it kind of...
00:23:05.000 It disappointed me.
00:23:08.000 Obviously, India is India. It is what it is.
00:23:10.000 You know what it's going to be. But I expected it to be a lot more interesting.
00:23:13.000 I expected there to be something there, but there's actually nothing there.
00:23:18.000 There's literally nothing there.
00:23:19.000 You go there and go, okay, wow, I'm in India.
00:23:21.000 Let's see India. And then you go outside and realize there's just street food and stores.
00:23:26.000 That sells shit. Like, cheap, tacky crap.
00:23:30.000 There's nothing to see. There's nothing to see in Mumbai.
00:23:32.000 It's just traffic. It's unbelievable.
00:23:33.000 It's the most boring place in the world.
00:23:36.000 Don't know who this is.
00:23:40.000 Here we go. Hugh Edwards gets suspended sentence, but if you would have talked about the fact that they stabbed three little girls to death on Facebook, you go to jail.
00:23:50.000 That's the UK. That's how it works.
00:23:57.000 So this dipshit who tried to kill Trump has been radicalized because he believes Ukraine.
00:24:04.000 You know what? There's a guy.
00:24:05.000 You know because I'm never wrong about anything?
00:24:08.000 Because I've been around? There's a guy on Twitter.
00:24:11.000 I can't remember his name. Jay something.
00:24:14.000 Kiev something. And he's so obsessed with Ukraine.
00:24:18.000 He's a western guy and he's like, Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine,
00:24:22.000 Ukraine.
00:24:22.000 He doesn't understand that it's the most corrupt place ever and they're just funneling money through it
00:24:26.000 and they're sending Ukrainians to die and it's all big globalist bullshit.
00:24:30.000 No, he believes that it's a good versus evil battle because he's a dumbass.
00:24:34.000 And it amazes me that a dude like him, because I know his story.
00:24:37.000 I don't know this person at all.
00:24:39.000 I just know his story because I've been around.
00:24:41.000 He went to Ukraine. He met a six.
00:24:43.000 The first six in his life, whoever sucked him off.
00:24:45.000 So he had a mental breakdown and became Mr.
00:24:47.000 Ukraine. That's all that happened.
00:24:49.000 If you ask him to go, that's not what happened.
00:24:50.000 I have a Ukrainian wife. So that's what happened.
00:24:54.000 And this dickhead probably went to Ukraine, went to a hooker bar, got a hand job.
00:24:59.000 Because he got a handjob. He's like, yeah, we need, I need more handjobs.
00:25:02.000 Don't kill the handjobbers.
00:25:04.000 Ukraine! Trump says let's end the war.
00:25:09.000 As if he's not fucking, how is he in a video for Azov in a BlackRock video?
00:25:13.000 The last guy was in a BlackRock video.
00:25:15.000 Everyone who tries to kill Trump's in a BlackRock video.
00:25:17.000 But you're a conspiracy theorist if you say the establishment's trying to get rid of him.
00:25:22.000 And this is what I mean. We're at this point now where it's just like, duh.
00:25:26.000 Imagine 10 years ago if you found out BlackRock were trying to assassinate the lead contender for president.
00:25:34.000 Imagine! Oh my god.
00:25:37.000 Now it's just like, yeah, probably.
00:25:38.000 Yeah, globalists. We're all just bored.
00:25:41.000 We're like, yeah, they probably did it.
00:25:44.000 Yeah, of course they are.
00:25:45.000 That's what BlackRock do. Whatever.
00:25:47.000 Next. Next. Yeah, the Matrix exists.
00:25:51.000 Yeah, they lied to us about everything.
00:25:52.000 Yeah, Hugh Edwards. Yeah, he's a pervert.
00:25:54.000 Looks at little seven-year-old girls naked.
00:25:56.000 And he calls Andrew Tate human trafficker.
00:25:58.000 Yeah, doesn't even go to jail.
00:26:00.000 Yeah. Next.
00:26:02.000 It's like, bro, what's going to have to happen?
00:26:06.000 Aliens could come down.
00:26:08.000 And everyone would be like, faggot in the sky, faggot in the sky.
00:26:13.000 Nobody would even care.
00:26:15.000 Nobody cares about anything anymore.
00:26:18.000 Is it just me? Put one in the chat if you feel the same as me, that nothing even matters anymore.
00:26:25.000 Maybe, is it just me and my dopamine receptors are fried?
00:26:28.000 Or do you guys agree with me?
00:26:29.000 Put one in the chat. If everything's become boring, nothing matters, nothing's fun, everything's gay, politics doesn't matter, they're trying to enslave us all, nobody gives a fuck, they've managed to just...
00:26:41.000 I wouldn't say I'm blackpilled, I'm not demoralized.
00:26:44.000 I'm just like, I'm looking at the game and it's like, I've played this game before.
00:26:49.000 So many times I've played this game.
00:26:55.000 Even being a conspiracy theorist isn't fun because you're right every fucking time.
00:27:02.000 Every single time you're right!
00:27:04.000 Oh my god, Serena Williams side-eyeing Rihanna while Drake performs is peak music.
00:27:15.000 Fuck. Whoa. Whoa!
00:27:18.000 That matters!
00:27:19.000 Shit! I take it all back!
00:27:23.000 When was this video?
00:27:24.000 Someone find out when this video happened.
00:27:26.000 I need a time, a date, a location, a background story.
00:27:30.000 Fuck! Unbelievable.
00:27:33.000 Everything I said is no longer true.
00:27:35.000 Shit! Serena Williams side-eyed Rihanna while Drake was performing.
00:27:40.000 FUCK!
00:27:41.000 FUCK!
00:27:44.000 Who fucking cares?
00:27:51.000 The thing is, there's people who care.
00:27:53.000 826 retweets.
00:27:55.000 There are people who care about this.
00:28:00.000 Like, oh my god!
00:28:04.000 These are the same people like, Trump's a racist!
00:28:08.000 It's like, just fucking...
00:28:10.000 America just...
00:28:11.000 You just deserve to lose at this point.
00:28:14.000 So gay. Who fucking gives a solitary fuck?
00:28:19.000 Do you have any idea how much...
00:28:21.000 I'm not hating on Rihanna or Serena Williams or Drake.
00:28:24.000 I don't know them. I just don't care.
00:28:27.000 Do you understand? It doesn't matter.
00:28:30.000 I'm trying to think in what scenario you could make me give a fuck about this video.
00:28:34.000 Perhaps if I was kidnapped.
00:28:37.000 And obviously, I'm basically impossible to kill.
00:28:40.000 Because I'm top G. But let's imagine that the aliens who came down to Earth.
00:28:46.000 Right? Managed to get me in intergalactic chains.
00:28:52.000 Made of strong ions from planet fucking...
00:28:59.000 Strong. And I'm trapped like this.
00:29:05.000 I'm trying to use all my masterful Aikido power, but I can't break out of these space chains.
00:29:12.000 And the aliens say to me, memorize every face you see in this video or we'll shoot you in the head with a laser blaster.
00:29:22.000 Maybe then I'd care about this video.
00:29:25.000 Maybe then I'd watch this video and be like, okay.
00:29:30.000 Now I care.
00:29:33.000 But otherwise, I can't see any reason why, as a functioning adult, I should give a solitary fuck about this video.
00:29:42.000 I don't understand. And I don't understand all the people who have retweeted it either.
00:29:49.000 Why? Maybe space aliens have kidnapped all of them.
00:29:55.000 Maybe that's what's happening.
00:29:56.000 I'm not sure. Unbelievable.
00:30:02.000 Do not support a war with Iran for Israel.
00:30:05.000 Yeah, they're desperate to get us into a war with Iran.
00:30:07.000 You know what, guys? That will fix your life If you're at home in America right now and you feel like your country's fucked and you're being replaced and the border's wide open, inflation's out of control, drugs are out of control, crime's out of control, the moral degeneracy's out of control, they're trying to fuck your kids.
00:30:26.000 If you tell the truth about trying to save your race or your genetics or your culture in any way, they blacklist you, make you a bad person.
00:30:32.000 Everyone attacks you.
00:30:34.000 Most people around you are traitors and they attack you for telling the truth.
00:30:37.000 If we go to war with Iran...
00:30:40.000 Maybe that will fix our problems.
00:30:43.000 Because going to war with Iraq and Afghanistan and Syria and Libya, that fixed loads.
00:30:49.000 Why would going to war with Iran benefit anybody in America at all?
00:30:54.000 Give me one possible reason.
00:30:57.000 I'm going to defend our allies.
00:30:58.000 Defend our allies.
00:31:00.000 You sound like a fucking faggot.
00:31:04.000 Shut up. Dumb.
00:31:10.000 Lavrov. Not even George Orwell could imagine the totalitarian rules-based world order we see today.
00:31:14.000 That's right. The Matrix.
00:31:16.000 The Russians call it out.
00:31:18.000 It's all The Matrix. It's bullshit.
00:31:20.000 Belarus still has hoties.
00:31:22.000 They don't have any immigrant problems.
00:31:24.000 I've been to Minsk. Taxes or theft?
00:31:27.000 Yep. This stuff used to be controversial.
00:31:31.000 Now it's just, like, whatever.
00:31:36.000 Here we go. U.S. Senator Marco Rubio admitting that the government has alien technology.
00:31:42.000 15 retweets.
00:31:45.000 15. 1-5.
00:31:47.000 We have alien technology.
00:31:49.000 Aliens have come. 1-5.
00:31:51.000 Serena Williams side-eyeing Rihanna.
00:31:54.000 835 retweets.
00:31:56.000 It's so over. Guys, it's over.
00:31:59.000 It's fucking over.
00:32:00.000 Why am I even talking online anymore?
00:32:02.000 Why am I bothering getting Matrix attacked?
00:32:04.000 It's so over for humanity.
00:32:07.000 And if you were to get those 835 people who retweeted that Rihanna thing and say, guys, aliens have come.
00:32:13.000 Look, this is a U.S. Senate. We're talking about aliens.
00:32:15.000 Don't you care more about aliens?
00:32:22.000 Fucking gay.
00:32:28.000 Someone, I don't know if he's on my side or not.
00:32:30.000 Thank you for watching.
00:32:31.000 Bye for now.
00:32:31.000 ...
00:32:33.000 I don't know what he's talking about.
00:32:35.000 I'll read that later. Something about rap.
00:32:41.000 October 7th. Oh, he's supporting Gaza.
00:32:42.000 That's good. I just don't like musical artists.
00:32:45.000 I just don't like looking at it.
00:32:48.000 Mr. Kill Trump.
00:32:50.000 Trying to provide soldiers for the war effort.
00:32:54.000 Dipshit. I don't understand barstool sports.
00:33:02.000 Find out who are they?
00:33:04.000 What do they do?
00:33:06.000 Were they a website that just put sports results up?
00:33:09.000 Is that it? What do they do then?
00:33:13.000 Barstool Sports. I don't understand.
00:33:17.000 Yeah, digital media company doesn't mean anything.
00:33:19.000 Say something that makes sense. Blog.
00:33:20.000 Blog what? Who blogs what?
00:33:22.000 About what? So it's just a news site for sports?
00:33:28.000 Yeah, but he's a faggot.
00:33:29.000 And since when do news sites make money?
00:33:31.000 How does he make money? Advertising? Or was this like 10 years ago when it mattered?
00:33:36.000 It's been around for a while, right?
00:33:38.000 So Barstool Sports was like a content website, like a news website, and you'd get sports and pop content, and this faggot ran it.
00:33:48.000 2003. Okay, that was a long time ago.
00:33:50.000 And he sold it for a lot of money? How much did he sell it for?
00:33:52.000 Did he sell out?
00:33:53.000 How much is he?
00:33:53.000 He's got a lot of money.
00:38:30.000 Remember when I was talking about incompetence?
00:38:32.000 Some Romanian man. Probably the same guy who forgot to send the papers to court.
00:38:37.000 I think I will just press this button.
00:38:41.000 Great. I have a generator, but the generator had to kick in.
00:38:46.000 We had to restart everything.
00:38:48.000 What was I saying? Everyone's a faggot?
00:38:50.000 Something like that. Oh, we were scrolling Twitter, weren't we?
00:38:57.000 We're a scrolling Twitter.
00:38:59.000 Talking about the side eye.
00:39:06.000 Thank you.
00:39:09.000 Internet drama is so lame.
00:39:12.000 Internet drama is so lame.
00:39:15.000 Who cares? Put my laptop on charge.
00:39:22.000 I'll feel happy when it's at 100%, guys.
00:39:24.000 Maybe life's not all bad.
00:39:26.000 You know? 100% charge?
00:39:28.000 Millions of dollars in the bank?
00:39:30.000 Everything's fine. Right.
00:39:34.000 So we're going to get back to scrolling Twitter.
00:39:36.000 Sort the Twitter out.
00:39:38.000 In the meantime, in the meantime, it's extremely important I mention 1775 Coffee to you because they're the only brand...
00:39:44.000 Guys, let me tell you about 1775 Coffee.
00:39:48.000 Every single brand in the world Is gay.
00:39:53.000 And they're all like, Andrew, we'll sponsor you if you don't say anything racist, you don't say anything racist.
00:40:00.000 And that's 1775 Coffee, which proves they're not faggots.
00:40:15.000 So you should buy 1775 Coffee today, buy some, because it's the only brand that do not complain that I'm going to sit here and say whatever the fuck I want.
00:40:24.000 Every other brand's like, okay, we'll sponsor you, and we love your stuff, and we think you're funny, but on this one show, can you not talk about homos and niggers?
00:40:34.000 No, I'm sorry.
00:40:35.000 I can't. This homie don't play that.
00:40:40.000 My soul is not for sale.
00:40:42.000 I'll say whatever the fuck I want.
00:40:45.000 7075 coffee for the real G's.
00:40:49.000 Let's get Twitter back up.
00:40:51.000 Don't you know? Pump it up.
00:40:53.000 You've got to pump it up.
00:40:54.000 You know what we need? We need a speaker.
00:40:56.000 Why do we not got a speaker? We need music in here.
00:40:58.000 Maybe that's why life's so shit.
00:40:59.000 They've tried to demoralize me and they haven't.
00:41:02.000 They haven't demoralized me.
00:41:03.000 I'm not blackpilled. I've just realized everything's gay and fake and stupid and retarded.
00:41:09.000 Alright, here we go. Ah!
00:41:12.000 Hugh Edwards! We are back with our friend Hugh.
00:41:16.000 Hello Hugh, my old friend.
00:41:20.000 Andrew Tate and his brother have been arrested under suspicion of human trafficking in Romania.
00:41:27.000 The Romanian authorities have arrested...
00:41:31.000 Find that clip so I can play it.
00:41:35.000 Oh, the Romanian authorities.
00:41:37.000 Before my case, when did anyone give a fuck what the Romanian authorities said about anything?
00:41:42.000 All these people are like, well, the Romanian police said, oh, you've spent your life believing in and trusting the Romanian police, have you?
00:41:50.000 Before my case, if they said the Romanian police said something, you'd be like, well, then it must be true.
00:41:54.000 Or would you sit and go, yeah, whatever.
00:41:57.000 We are the BBC and the Romanian police have said that I am a pedophile.
00:42:05.000 Fucking get... Everything's so stupid.
00:42:11.000 So fucking retarded.
00:42:13.000 Find that clip. I'm gonna play it.
00:42:15.000 Alright, yeah. Let's put it up there.
00:42:17.000 Who's this bitch?
00:42:19.000 Some bitch. I had to scroll past bitches instantly because now AI is coming.
00:42:24.000 Put the clip up. Now...
00:42:26.000 Put it in the ammo.
00:42:28.000 Now the AI is coming.
00:42:30.000 Soon that you're not gonna be able to tell the difference between AI and real.
00:42:33.000 And they're just gonna have...
00:42:37.000 Endless, god-tier beauty women everywhere.
00:42:39.000 And if you're going to be the kind of person to look at them, you're going to be permanently distracted.
00:42:43.000 That's what they're going to do to you.
00:42:45.000 Do you understand? Right now, angels do exist, but they're few and far between.
00:42:48.000 But they're going to be able to AI replicate angels.
00:42:51.000 And the angels will be everywhere.
00:42:52.000 And you'll be sitting there, and there's angels everywhere.
00:42:55.000 And you'll be like, ah, my brain's under attack!
00:42:57.000 So now I'm in the habit of instantly scrolling past any girl.
00:43:01.000 Nope. Nope.
00:43:03.000 Instantly. Not interested. Next.
00:43:07.000 I do not live in sin or lust.
00:43:10.000 Scroll straight past these bitches.
00:43:12.000 Because if you sit there and start looking at them, trust me, when the AI machine comes and they flood your algo with exact, exact stuff, you're going to be perma-distracted.
00:43:19.000 You're not going to get anything done. All you're going to do is sit around touching your little wee-wee and you'll stay poor.
00:43:28.000 I'll know which ones aren't AI because the real ones end up begging for me anyway.
00:43:31.000 The real ones end up sending me love letters and shit.
00:43:33.000 So I just wait for them to come to me.
00:43:34.000 It's fine by me. I'm the top G. All the women in the world are begging for me.
00:43:38.000 There's not a female alive who ain't begging for me.
00:43:40.000 So I don't need to look at their profiles.
00:43:41.000 I just wait for them to send me a love letter.
00:43:44.000 Then I'll reply. I'm the prize.
00:43:46.000 I just wait. Ah!
00:43:49.000 Our friend Hugh! Okay.
00:43:55.000 ...have raided more properties as part of their investigation into the social media personality Andrew Tate and his alleged links to organised crime.
00:44:05.000 Meanwhile, schools around the UK are reporting what they say is an alarming tendency, especially among teenage boys, to express admiration for Andrew Tate, whose online videos express contempt for women and even advocate violence.
00:44:19.000 And some schools are devoting entire lessons to discussing his views while offering guidance on how to deal...
00:44:25.000 Shut up, pedo!
00:44:27.000 Here it is. Even your fucking MSM mate peers had to sell you out.
00:44:32.000 The Hugh Edwards mugshot released today.
00:44:34.000 What an astonishing fall from grace.
00:44:36.000 From the BBC's top anchorman to convicted sex offender who paid a pedophile for illegal images of underage boys.
00:44:45.000 People are very concerned about the effect Andrew has on young men.
00:44:49.000 You're the one who's fucking them!
00:44:52.000 What about your effect on young men?
00:44:56.000 Dickhead! Saying my effect, convincing young men to go to the gym, get rich, get smart, resist the indoctrination you're trying to inflict upon them.
00:45:04.000 I'm the bad guy, you're fucking them!
00:45:07.000 What about your effect on young men?
00:45:11.000 Fucking pedo. Pedophile!
00:45:13.000 BBC are full of pedophiles!
00:45:16.000 There was another BBC guy who just got caught fucking a bunch of dogs and alligators and weird shit.
00:45:20.000 Some zoologist guy.
00:45:22.000 I work with animals.
00:45:23.000 Fucks them. What? What is wrong with these people?
00:45:28.000 I don't think you get a job for the BBC unless you're a fucking pedo.
00:45:31.000 And then they keep begging me for an interview.
00:45:33.000 They begged me again last week.
00:45:35.000 I was like, only if you send Lucy.
00:45:38.000 No, we're going to send someone else this time.
00:45:40.000 Oh, because Lucy got wrecked.
00:45:42.000 Did Lucy get wrecked?
00:45:44.000 Is Lucy crying her eyes out?
00:45:46.000 Lucy won't come back because she lost.
00:45:47.000 I wanted to talk to Lucy again.
00:45:49.000 Send that fucking miserable fucking female here.
00:45:54.000 I'll talk to her. Now you're going to send someone else.
00:45:57.000 We won't send Hugh, will you?
00:46:00.000 Can't send Hugh.
00:46:01.000 He's got a suspended sentence.
00:46:03.000 He's a fucking pedo.
00:46:06.000 Fucking what planet are we on?
00:46:09.000 Everything's inversed.
00:46:10.000 The good guys are the bad guys.
00:46:11.000 The bad guys are the good guys.
00:46:14.000 Everything's bullshit. Straight past that bitch.
00:46:16.000 Fuck you. Soul bra.
00:46:22.000 Is that the fucking retard who's constantly talking about going out in the sun and he's just weak and killable?
00:46:27.000 So gay. The worst version of masculinity ever is, don't take sunscreen, go in the sun.
00:46:31.000 You're a fucking faggot.
00:46:32.000 You're literally a faggot.
00:46:34.000 It's the reason white people are getting erased is because of people like you.
00:46:37.000 Because you think you're a man. Because you talk about not going...
00:46:39.000 Bro, you're not a man.
00:46:40.000 You're a bitch. If you were half a man, your entire race wouldn't be getting decimated.
00:46:44.000 You're a fucking nobody. Absolutely losers.
00:46:48.000 What's Bill Margot say?
00:46:52.000 Oh, of course. Yeah, I think Kamala.
00:46:56.000 I think Kamala.
00:46:58.000 Fucking dildos. Dildos.
00:47:01.000 Dildos, Bill Maher.
00:47:02.000 Dildos. We can see it on your face.
00:47:06.000 Ooh, a chess puzzle. It's one of my best created puzzles.
00:47:10.000 White to mate in two. It's gotta be a check.
00:47:21.000 If it's not a check...
00:47:23.000 Usually get wrecked. So, we want the queen to react.
00:47:29.000 So, is it queen takes f8, his queen takes back, which unpins the rook on e3, allowing for rook g3 mate?
00:47:41.000 Is that the puzzle?
00:47:45.000 No, it's d4.
00:47:47.000 So, why was I wrong here?
00:47:49.000 I said queen takes...
00:47:53.000 Check. His only move is to take back with the queen.
00:47:57.000 Ah, check.
00:47:59.000 Queen block. Check. It's mate in three.
00:48:00.000 That doesn't work. It doesn't work because that makes it mate in three.
00:48:05.000 Queen d4 works because if he takes here, it unpins the rook for the mate.
00:48:11.000 If he takes with the queen, you mate here.
00:48:14.000 If he takes with the rook, Ah, still unpinned.
00:48:18.000 So D4 is the right answer.
00:48:20.000 I found the mate in three. I forgot the queen can move up after the queen is sacked.
00:48:25.000 This guy's a great account.
00:48:26.000 He has really good chess puzzles. You should follow him.
00:48:28.000 He don't want to pay my groceries!
00:48:35.000 Thank you. $200 and $300 worth of shoes and don't even want to pay for the stuff I hate to pay for, yeah, because I've been dating this guy for about maybe two to three days.
00:48:45.000 Oh my gosh. Shut up.
00:48:49.000 Shut up! Who cares?
00:48:53.000 Isn't this the dickhead who was in Star Wars?
00:48:55.000 Remember when I said I'm always right about everything?
00:48:57.000 Remember when I said Star Wars was for faggots and at the time it sent the world nuts?
00:49:02.000 And they're like, no way!
00:49:03.000 He insults Star Wars!
00:49:04.000 And then look at the lead actor from Star Wars.
00:49:07.000 Dude's for Kamala!
00:49:08.000 Why does this art keep coming on my fucking page?
00:49:13.000 Look! Look! I told you Star Wars was gay!
00:49:16.000 I'm always ahead of the curve.
00:49:18.000 This is why when I say if I don't talk to someone, I know things you don't know.
00:49:21.000 And I'm not going to air people's laundry.
00:49:24.000 But there's a reason, okay?
00:49:25.000 Trust me. If you knew what I knew, you'd be on my...
00:49:28.000 Trust me. Okay?
00:49:30.000 I told you Star Wars was fucking gay.
00:49:32.000 I told you. Everyone should apologize to me.
00:49:35.000 I was the first person to call Star Wars what it was.
00:49:38.000 I, as an individual, have done more damage to the galactic fucking homo federation of Star Wars than Darth Vader himself.
00:49:45.000 I, me, have done more damage to the Star Wars franchise than any individual person on the planet.
00:49:50.000 When the new Star Wars video comes out, everyone's going to talk about how it's gay because of me.
00:49:54.000 I did it. Me.
00:49:56.000 I beat them. Me.
00:49:57.000 Just me by myself.
00:49:59.000 And Mark has confirmed I was right.
00:50:03.000 Kamala!
00:50:04.000 President Kamala!
00:50:08.000 Well this Polish guy's a white supremist.
00:50:22.000 Oh no. What are you going to do?
00:50:24.000 You're going to go to Poland and tell him.
00:50:25.000 Get the fuck kicked at you. Off you go.
00:50:31.000 What's this? Why?
00:50:33.000 Because I have a Gmail.
00:50:34.000 And it's not compatible.
00:50:35.000 I can only send Gmail.
00:50:38.000 That's fake. And it's not funny.
00:50:39.000 And it's obviously fake.
00:50:41.000 And it's not funny. It's not funny.
00:50:43.000 And it's fake. Who retweeted that 47 times?
00:50:47.000 LOL. She said she can only send Gmail.
00:50:50.000 Because she has a Gmail.
00:50:53.000 Who laughed?
00:50:55.000 Who laughed?
00:50:56.000 Who watched it? Retweet!
00:51:02.000 Hey guys, have you seen this video?
00:51:05.000 Our border's wide open.
00:51:07.000 They're gonna kill us all.
00:51:09.000 We should be having kids, but we're not.
00:51:11.000 Because we don't want to recreate more white people.
00:51:14.000 So instead, we're gonna try and get famous on TikTok with this really funny comedy skit.
00:51:19.000 So here's the idea.
00:51:21.000 He's gonna say, he's gonna send me an email.
00:51:22.000 And I'm gonna say, because I have a Gmail account.
00:51:24.000 I don't accept Gmails. I only have Gmails.
00:51:27.000 And then someone watched it.
00:51:29.000 Oh, look, it just got retweeting it.
00:51:30.000 It's going up. People are retweeting it.
00:51:33.000 That's hilarious.
00:51:36.000 Kamala voters right there.
00:51:37.000 Fucking retard.
00:51:39.000 Retard. Retard.
00:51:42.000 Retard. Next.
00:51:44.000 Ah! African immigrant armed with a large knife attacks Irish boys.
00:51:49.000 Can't say anything about that, you go to jail.
00:51:50.000 You say anything about that, you go to jail.
00:51:52.000 This is fine.
00:51:54.000 Race isn't real. Otherwise you're not a real Christian.
00:51:58.000 Says the Jew. Some other bitch.
00:52:02.000 Straight pastor. No.
00:52:03.000 No women. You're not going to psyop me.
00:52:07.000 I will not be psyoped by these females.
00:52:10.000 Nope. You're all trying to get in my mind and get in my wallet.
00:52:15.000 You're not allowed. Women can smell war is coming, and they want a warlord to protect them, which means they want me, because all you guys are bitches.
00:52:26.000 So they're literally like, I'll join your harem, please just save me when the bombs drop.
00:52:30.000 I get that message about 15 times a day.
00:52:37.000 Oh my gosh, who the fuck is this guy?
00:52:39.000 I don't even saw him, I don't know who he is.
00:52:41.000 He's a Christian. He's doing the right thing.
00:52:44.000 Cooper. He's an Eagle Scout.
00:52:46.000 He's, okay. That's fine.
00:52:50.000 Buy some new shoes, my G, and you'll be good.
00:52:53.000 Fed to cut rates by 0.5%.
00:52:54.000 Well, what does that mean?
00:52:57.000 What does an interest rates cut even mean to you people at home?
00:53:06.000 We should probably do an entire emergency meeting on interest rates.
00:53:08.000 But none of you would turn up.
00:53:10.000 If I were to say, we're going to do an emergency meeting on interest rates and how it affects you, you'd all be like, BORING! Due to the U.S., the world can't make Israel stop murdering.
00:53:20.000 Meaning that the U.S. is murdering everyone while walking around talking about democracy.
00:53:24.000 Democracy! Democracy!
00:53:26.000 Murder everyone in Gaza.
00:53:28.000 Fucking clown show.
00:53:29.000 This is all a clown show.
00:53:33.000 Some dude's getting his ass whooped.
00:53:37.000 Looks like France.
00:53:41.000 White supremacy!
00:53:42.000 White supremacy! Someone call Sneeko!
00:53:47.000 He's free. Yeah.
00:53:52.000 With the growth of AI, the capacity to government will control us to be complete.
00:53:55.000 Well, duh. Of course, I've told you all.
00:53:58.000 The matrix is going to complete with AI. We're all going to have QR codes on our forehead, and it's over for everybody.
00:54:04.000 You're going to live in your 15-minute city unless you're rich enough to break the rules.
00:54:06.000 I said all this on emergency meetings two years ago.
00:54:08.000 I warned all of you two years ago this was coming.
00:54:11.000 Now Robert Kennedy is warning you.
00:54:13.000 Hello? You going to do anything about it?
00:54:15.000 No. Let me go back to jerking off.
00:54:21.000 Our mate Hugh. Oh my gosh.
00:54:29.000 What are they so happy about?
00:54:31.000 A ball? A ball went somewhere?
00:54:35.000 Is that what you're happy about?
00:54:37.000 Okay, fucking life.
00:54:39.000 I like this Ian Carroll guy.
00:54:46.000 He's really good. I don't know what this is.
00:54:52.000 I'm not sure how much longer I can scroll.
00:54:54.000 This is what I mean. I just said it.
00:54:55.000 I'm not sure how much longer I can scroll.
00:54:58.000 Please go off, kings.
00:55:00.000 But like, I'm not doing damage to masculinity.
00:55:06.000 I think y'all are when you serve me, when you call me a man, right?
00:55:10.000 Like, I'm not a man.
00:55:11.000 Don't consider me for the pool of men.
00:55:13.000 And maybe the people who are like...
00:55:16.000 You know, the white supremacists, please defend this.
00:55:22.000 You white supremacists who are complaining about your country being conquered.
00:55:25.000 And I'm sitting here saying, I agree with you.
00:55:27.000 Your country is being conquered and it is over for you.
00:55:30.000 And you're sitting there saying, we have to fight back!
00:55:32.000 And I say, you've been betrayed by your own kind.
00:55:34.000 Your problem are not the outside enemy.
00:55:36.000 Your problem are traitors amongst you.
00:55:37.000 Your women beg for nigger cock in bed.
00:55:40.000 And the other men call you racist for trying to stick up for your civilization.
00:55:45.000 So those are the people you should be mad at.
00:55:47.000 And then I see this video. It's like, bro, thank God I'm all white.
00:55:50.000 This must be so infuriating as a white man saying, we need a border.
00:55:53.000 And then you see this shit. And they're like, you're a racist.
00:55:55.000 And they're voting to open the border.
00:55:58.000 These are your kin, bro.
00:56:00.000 Joke Ting. Joke Ting!
00:56:03.000 Some nice racist videos here.
00:56:06.000 It's nice to watch. Nothing about racism.
00:56:10.000 White people are weird.
00:56:11.000 I guarantee... No black man's doing that.
00:56:14.000 Black people do not go in the ocean.
00:56:17.000 We do not skydive.
00:56:18.000 We do not go caving.
00:56:20.000 All this is white people shit.
00:56:22.000 You people are weird.
00:56:25.000 Save your civilization and stop jumping in the fucking snow.
00:56:28.000 Build a border. Fucking oddballs.
00:56:36.000 Wow. That a bush with a brutal fact check of J.D. Vance.
00:56:41.000 Wow. We need Kamala.
00:56:44.000 Who's this dickhead? This is what I mean.
00:56:46.000 You see? You see?
00:56:49.000 Dana with a brutal fact check, bro.
00:56:52.000 Brutal! Kamala's gonna open the border even more.
00:56:56.000 Yeah! Look at his face.
00:56:58.000 Bro, you white people... You're so desperate to be exterminated.
00:57:04.000 They've managed to psyop you so badly.
00:57:05.000 You're begging for it. This guy is begging for it.
00:57:08.000 He's begging to just bend over and take it.
00:57:10.000 You can't be a faggot and believe in sticking up for anything.
00:57:15.000 Because faggots like being bent over.
00:57:17.000 So look at him. So he's just literally like, please, government, bend me over.
00:57:21.000 Please ruin my life.
00:57:22.000 They don't believe their policies will improve anything.
00:57:25.000 They're not saying we need liberalism because it's better.
00:57:27.000 They're saying we need liberalism because it's worse.
00:57:29.000 And I want to be fucked in the ass.
00:57:31.000 So please, government, ruin my life.
00:57:35.000 Give it to me. Please.
00:57:37.000 That's this guy right here.
00:57:41.000 Brutal fact check, bro.
00:57:43.000 Oh my god. That was brutal.
00:57:46.000 I'm a journalist.
00:57:48.000 You're a dipshit.
00:57:50.000 I don't even know who the fuck you are.
00:57:54.000 Enemies of Islam have always tried to make us indifferent with regards to our shared identity as an Islamic ummah.
00:57:59.000 We cannot consider ourselves to be Muslims if we are oblivious to the suffering that a Muslim is enduring in Myanmar, Gaza, India, or any other place.
00:58:05.000 Absolutely true. Absolutely true.
00:58:11.000 Yeah, this is an internal setup.
00:58:13.000 We all know it's a setup, but what can you do?
00:58:19.000 Hmm. Space companies.
00:58:22.000 Turkish Space Agency.
00:58:23.000 Have we got kebabs in space yet?
00:58:27.000 Spaceman playing the ice cream game?
00:58:28.000 You know, like trying to take the ice cream from you?
00:58:31.000 I'll shoot you straight in the head with my laser blaster.
00:58:33.000 Give me my motherfucking space ice cream, nigger.
00:58:35.000 Fuck with me in space.
00:58:38.000 Wait, who's going to arrest me? The space police?
00:58:43.000 Why'd you shoot that Turkish space ice cream merchant?
00:58:45.000 Because he was fucking around with my space ice cream.
00:58:47.000 So I shot him with my space blaster.
00:58:49.000 Why'd you do that? Do something.
00:58:50.000 Come on, call the space police.
00:58:52.000 I'm gonna do shit.
00:58:56.000 Disgraceful scene is totally unacceptable.
00:59:10.000 What is? A goal?
00:59:12.000 I don't get it. What's happened?
00:59:32.000 I don't get it. Nothing's happened. Boring.
00:59:34.000 Nothing happened. Boring!
00:59:35.000 They lied to me. They clickbaited me.
00:59:38.000 They clickbaited me.
00:59:40.000 Man, Alex Jones has always been the fucking man.
00:59:53.000 He's always been the man.
00:59:55.000 He's always been ahead of the curve, unafraid to say it.
00:59:58.000 Alex Jones is a real fucking American.
01:00:03.000 Like, I'm half American, right?
01:00:05.000 But I consider myself more European.
01:00:07.000 Truthfully, I consider myself more British than American.
01:00:10.000 Like, if I think of my childhood, I left America when I was like seven.
01:00:13.000 So my childhood, my teenage years, I grew up in England.
01:00:17.000 I have an English sense of humor.
01:00:19.000 I feel at home in England.
01:00:20.000 I don't really feel American.
01:00:22.000 But when I think of the archetype of the ultimate American, it's Alex Jones.
01:00:28.000 He is an American.
01:00:31.000 Do you have any idea how amazing America would be as a country if everybody was Alex Jones?
01:00:36.000 If all Americans thought like Alex Jones, do you have any idea how amazing a country would be?
01:00:42.000 Fuck you, globalists!
01:00:44.000 Nothing is going to stop me!
01:00:45.000 I don't care if they have to kill me!
01:00:46.000 You're demons! Alex Jones is a legend.
01:00:53.000 We need more Alex Joneses.
01:00:58.000 100%. White people then, white people now.
01:01:00.000 Change mayonnaise is spicy to open my borders.
01:01:06.000 Fucking homos.
01:01:12.000 You know, this is degenerate.
01:01:16.000 I get it. But it's kind of like one of the only true measures of success as a man is how many children you've fostered.
01:01:24.000 Everything else is bullshit. I'm rich.
01:01:27.000 So who isn't? Losers are rich.
01:01:29.000 Rappers are rich. Idiots are rich.
01:01:31.000 Entertainers are rich. Dummies are rich.
01:01:33.000 People who sold their soul are rich.
01:01:34.000 It doesn't matter. How many kids do you have?
01:01:37.000 One? One. You've lived eight years and had one kid.
01:01:42.000 How many times have you ejaculated?
01:01:44.000 How many wasted children?
01:01:46.000 I bet this motherfucker has 11 kids.
01:01:49.000 I bet he has 11 kids from 6 women.
01:01:51.000 His genes are sure.
01:01:53.000 He's out there. He's done.
01:01:54.000 He can die. He can get shot in a fucking drive-by.
01:01:56.000 He doesn't matter. He's done his bit.
01:01:59.000 He's recreated. White people will cope and say, it doesn't matter if you have kids if you don't raise them.
01:02:04.000 I agree you need to raise your kids.
01:02:06.000 That's the ultimate, right?
01:02:08.000 My level is to have as many kids as possible with as many women as possible and have enough money and time and private jets to raise them all and see them all all the time.
01:02:16.000 But the level below that is to have as many kids as possible And not raise them.
01:02:20.000 That's better than having one kid you raise and then your genetics just die into the gene pool.
01:02:25.000 Who gives a shit? Better to just spread it out and pray one of them grows up to be a real nigger just from the streets.
01:02:31.000 If you have 20 kids, the streets will raise them all and two of them will be cool.
01:02:36.000 It's the law of averages.
01:02:38.000 His life's in check.
01:02:40.000 Most of you motherfuckers at home...
01:02:43.000 The real measure of a man is how many kids he has.
01:02:45.000 You want to see how successful a man is.
01:02:47.000 Don't care about his job.
01:02:49.000 Don't care how many followers he has.
01:02:51.000 Don't care how much money he has.
01:02:52.000 How many kids do you have? That's what matters.
01:02:54.000 And if you can get 10 kids out of one woman, good work.
01:02:57.000 But women are slow. They take nine months to grow a single baby.
01:02:59.000 So usually you need more ovens for the bread.
01:03:02.000 That's the woman's fault. It's not your fault.
01:03:05.000 Don't let them sigh off you.
01:03:07.000 Don't cheat on me. Well, then hurry the fuck up and grow my baby.
01:03:12.000 If it didn't take so fucking long, I wouldn't have to.
01:03:14.000 Kenda, spitting facts as usual.
01:03:24.000 Oh, there was a shooting at Detroit Lions Eastern Market.
01:03:28.000 Detroit's Eastern Market.
01:03:30.000 Tailgating activities were happening after the Lions game.
01:03:35.000 Guys, you can't go around.
01:03:37.000 Don't be around people anymore.
01:03:39.000 Everyone's poor. Everyone's desperate.
01:03:42.000 Everyone's just on the verge of murder.
01:03:44.000 There's really no reason to go to a concert, go to a sports game.
01:03:48.000 Why would you go to a football game?
01:03:49.000 To see Taylor Swift up there in the corner pretending to be excited over nothing.
01:03:55.000 Like she's barely functioning as an adult.
01:03:58.000 Like I've never seen someone so happy.
01:04:00.000 Like chill out. I could walk into a hundred million dollars and not smile like that.
01:04:04.000 Calm down. It's a ball.
01:04:06.000 So you got her being a fucking retard.
01:04:08.000 And then you got all these people around you who would kill you at the drop of a dime because they can't pay their rent and their wife won't suck them off.
01:04:14.000 There's really no reason to go to be around public.
01:04:17.000 Just avoid everyone.
01:04:21.000 People often ask me, Andrew, when this is over, are you going to stay in Romania?
01:04:24.000 I'm going to keep my house here because I've done nothing wrong.
01:04:26.000 And when they let me go, they can't hit me again.
01:04:28.000 So I'm going to stay here. But if I did leave, which I won't, I would just live on a yacht.
01:04:32.000 And I'd live at sea like a pirate.
01:04:34.000 And I'd have an eye patch.
01:04:36.000 And I'd do emergency meetings with an eye patch.
01:04:38.000 And me and Tristan will become pirates.
01:04:39.000 And we'll literally live at sea on a super yacht.
01:04:41.000 And I'll never touch land again.
01:04:42.000 So I never have to interact with any of you ever again.
01:04:45.000 Don't see any people ever.
01:04:47.000 Armed guards on the stern.
01:04:49.000 In case you try and come up on dinghies.
01:04:51.000 Fuck all of you. The fact anyone was even there is mind-bending to me.
01:04:56.000 Watch the game on TV. Lock your doors.
01:04:59.000 Dude got fucking blasted.
01:05:02.000 Over what? Over absolutely fucking nothing.
01:05:10.000 Unbelievable. A couple more.
01:05:13.000 I'm gonna go train.
01:05:15.000 For the third time today.
01:05:17.000 Boring. Boring.
01:05:24.000 Don't know who these people are.
01:05:28.000 Big G Trump, what's he saying?
01:05:30.000 Mind, I'm not gonna be nice.
01:05:31.000 Is that okay?
01:05:33.000 Gee, that's why they try to kill him No, no females
01:05:54.000 Nice try. Me realizing I let go of Star Wars.
01:06:04.000 You should have let go of it when I told you.
01:06:05.000 You should never have had it. You should never have been holding on to Star Wars.
01:06:08.000 You fucking losers. Who?
01:06:14.000 I can't handle any more of this.
01:06:15.000 All right, the next video the next thing I see that upsets me I'm gonna have to just log off
01:06:20.000 So Germany has borders back Thank you.
01:06:32.000 Surprise, surprise.
01:06:34.000 That's the kind of response you get when you tell a white German woman that immigrants ruined the country.
01:06:52.000 Hmm.
01:06:54.000 Oh, yeah.
01:06:56.000 Surprise, surprise.
01:06:58.000 Surprise, surprise.
01:07:00.000 I'm not afraid of the dark!
01:07:02.000 you Welcome to my show!
01:07:08.000 So let's seriously analyze this for a second.
01:07:28.000 Thank you.
01:07:29.000 Count the black people.
01:07:31.000 Because I just see white people cheering.
01:07:34.000 Not only are they enduring this.
01:07:36.000 Not only are they being forced to suffer this.
01:07:39.000 No, they're happy about this.
01:07:40.000 They're entertained by this.
01:07:41.000 They're like, yeah! Yeah!
01:07:44.000 Yeah! Do it!
01:07:47.000 Do it!
01:07:50.000 So over.
01:07:52.000 Islam's not ruining your countries.
01:08:14.000 The invaders aren't ruining your countries.
01:08:17.000 These people are ruining your countries.
01:08:19.000 These people, the traitors, the people who have betrayed you, this is why your countries are over and they're going to be conquered because power vacuums must be filled.
01:08:28.000 And we've realized that there's no masculine resistance.
01:08:30.000 So we're just going to come and take all your shit.
01:08:33.000 America's a rich country.
01:08:34.000 They must defend it really well.
01:08:36.000 No, nobody defends it.
01:08:37.000 They're too busy drinking wine piss from a drag queen.
01:08:42.000 Cool. Let's go take their stuff then.
01:08:44.000 That's how the world works.
01:08:45.000 It's not even about color. When the French, who are white, realized that the Germanic tribes, who are white, were weak, they crushed them.
01:08:54.000 When you're weak, you get crushed.
01:08:57.000 That's what happens.
01:08:59.000 It's nothing to do with race.
01:09:00.000 You're just fucking a bunch of faggots, so everyone's going to take your shit.
01:09:05.000 America's going to get taken over because you've all become gay.
01:09:09.000 That's what's going to happen.
01:09:11.000 It's what they wanted. It's what the globalists wanted.
01:09:14.000 They wanted to weaken the men. I've been saying in my emergency meetings for a very long time, they want to attack masculinity.
01:09:18.000 Well, clearly, it's fucking worked.
01:09:21.000 And when people like me stand up and try and stick up for masculinity, a whole bunch of men start going, you're toxically masculine.
01:09:28.000 You're a misogynist.
01:09:30.000 Well, fuck off then.
01:09:33.000 Enjoy your society.
01:09:35.000 I'm on my boat. I'm a pirate now.
01:09:37.000 I'm very rich.
01:09:39.000 I'll be on a $25 million super yacht, spending a million dollars a week on fuel, avoiding all of you.
01:09:46.000 Fine. I've made it.
01:09:48.000 I've escaped the matrix.
01:09:50.000 You're not rich. You have to live with this shit.
01:09:52.000 And it's your fault.
01:09:57.000 Oh, fucking this guy.
01:09:58.000 Brain dead. You can see on his face he's brain dead.
01:10:00.000 I believe you can look at people and tell if they're stupid.
01:10:03.000 I believe it. I believe you can look at people and you can just look and go, he's smart.
01:10:06.000 Retard. Smart. Retard.
01:10:08.000 Retard. This guy is a retard.
01:10:09.000 I can see on his face. I haven't even heard what he said.
01:10:11.000 I can just look at him and go, dumb.
01:10:16.000 No girls. Even fake ones.
01:10:22.000 I don't understand what this is.
01:10:23.000 Boring. Boring.
01:10:25.000 Scott Ritter's a G. You should look at his stuff.
01:10:30.000 I have to be careful what I say because I'm on the border of Ukraine and they want to kill me.
01:10:36.000 The number of full-time real estate agents and brokers in the U.S. dropped.
01:10:41.000 The real estate agents count fell 14%.
01:10:43.000 The number of members of the National Association minused it in July.
01:10:46.000 Home sales plummeted to their lowest level on record.
01:10:51.000 The housing market is stalling.
01:10:53.000 Agents are dropping quickly.
01:10:54.000 Well, We have Bitcoin now.
01:10:57.000 Why would you buy a house when you can buy Bitcoin instead?
01:11:01.000 You buy a house, you have to pay property tax.
01:11:03.000 You buy a Bitcoin. Done.
01:11:06.000 Plus, you sell it. You haven't got to pay property taxes every month.
01:11:10.000 The government can't take it from you because you lost it in a boating accident.
01:11:14.000 Plus, you get a higher rate of return.
01:11:15.000 Plus, you're geographically free.
01:11:17.000 Plus, you can liquidate it instantly without waiting years to sell it on the market.
01:11:21.000 I'll just sell my house so in 2029 I have money.
01:11:29.000 Okay. The only point in buying a house now is if you're like me and you have hundreds of millions of dollars of spare money sitting around and you have so much crypto that it doesn't matter if you buy more because if crypto goes up, you've made it.
01:11:38.000 So you just buy real estate because you just have to diversify.
01:11:41.000 If you have like 200 million in the bank and you blow 75 million on real estate around the world just to hold, fine.
01:11:48.000 But if you're saving up, getting an ugly wife and saving up to get a mortgage, to get our first home, get on the ladder.
01:11:56.000 Get an AIDS test.
01:11:57.000 Because you're a faggot. Get an AIDS test!
01:12:01.000 You're a faggot.
01:12:03.000 Protect yourself at all times, my G.
01:12:26.000 The OG!
01:12:28.000 We are now in a state of war, not just with Russia, after Biden authorized NATO to start
01:12:34.000 using US-made heavy missiles to start bombing Russia next week.
01:12:38.000 No, they just tried to kill Trump again.
01:12:40.000 They had their cover story that it was gang crossfire, but Trump wasn't killed.
01:12:44.000 But the media all put it out the second the news broke, even though the Secret Service and others were saying, no, the guy was shooting at Trump.
01:12:50.000 They had to tackle him and return fire.
01:12:52.000 Thank God he didn't kill him.
01:12:53.000 That's twice this has happened.
01:12:54.000 God's hand is on President Trump.
01:12:57.000 Top Democrats have said they're not going to accept the Trump win.
01:12:59.000 They're going to have civil war conditions.
01:13:01.000 We're at war with the deep state.
01:13:02.000 They're at war with us. They've dissolved our borders.
01:13:05.000 They're destroying our dollar.
01:13:06.000 We're under globalist attack.
01:13:07.000 They're allied with the Communist Chinese and others.
01:13:10.000 And Trump has to take this very seriously.
01:13:12.000 I told him they'll try to kill him on his golf course or blow up his plane.
01:13:15.000 Trump has to address America and has to understand that if he doesn't come out and point out the deep states behind this, clearly in Butler and now, it's overwhelmingly clear, Just from the media having their pre-scripted information both times in Pennsylvania and now in Florida.
01:13:30.000 That's the tell right there.
01:13:32.000 They're gonna keep trying over and over again until they succeed.
01:13:37.000 We've got to get even more hardcore and admit where we are.
01:13:40.000 All right, CNN, others have now confirmed what the Secret Service said.
01:13:42.000 The guy tried to kill Trump.
01:13:43.000 He ran. He's in custody.
01:13:44.000 They returned fire. I'm going to break it all down now at Real Alex Jones.
01:13:48.000 I mean, we're uploading this right now.
01:13:50.000 I'm going live right now. Real Alex Jones on X. We had 30 million viewers to Friday's show.
01:13:55.000 We need 100 million now.
01:13:56.000 The deep state's in trouble. The global awakening's here.
01:13:58.000 God bless, and I'll see you at Real Alex Jones on X right now.
01:14:00.000 Share the link. Such a fucking legend, man.
01:14:04.000 Why is there not more Alex Joneses in America, man?
01:14:07.000 He's a legend. He's a legend.
01:14:09.000 He's right. They instantly had their narrative.
01:14:13.000 Try to hide the fact they're trying to kill Trump.
01:14:14.000 He's fucking right, man.
01:14:18.000 Gotta get him a retweet. Bro, I'm gonna text Alex.
01:14:20.000 I'm gonna text him right now.
01:14:24.000 I'm gonna text him right now.
01:14:26.000 Alex Jones.
01:14:31.000 You are a legend, sir.
01:14:33.000 You're a legend. If you hear this in time, I'm going to call you on my live emergency meeting show.
01:14:37.000 We just saw your video. CNN now confirms attempted assassination of Trump.
01:14:41.000 You're a hero. You are the archetype.
01:14:43.000 If more Americans were like you, America would be fixed.
01:14:51.000 Fucking globalists.
01:14:52.000 Destroying our dollar!
01:14:55.000 What's this white supremacist doing?
01:15:01.000 Some white supremacy.
01:15:04.000 Boring, boring. Ooh, not bad left hook.
01:15:07.000 Follow it up with the right cross, young man.
01:15:09.000 All right, he's southpaw. Shoot.
01:15:12.000 Double leg. Okay, what comes next?
01:15:15.000 Pass guard. Elbows, elbows, elbows.
01:15:21.000 Not the fist, elbow.
01:15:23.000 That's it. There you go. Mount!
01:15:24.000 He's got mount! Bust him up!
01:15:26.000 Finish him off! His arms are stuck out so it looks like he was gonna go for an
01:15:36.000 armbar but there's no point in armbarring on the street.
01:15:37.000 Jiu-jitsu on the street is a waste of time.
01:15:39.000 How'd you lose full mount, you idiot?
01:15:40.000 Rear naked choke! Now we're talking!
01:15:43.000 Told ya! Finish him off!
01:15:46.000 Finish him off! He's out! Hey!
01:15:50.000 Been there! Done that!
01:15:53.000 These drone videos are scary as a motherfucker, man.
01:15:55.000 What's this? Who's this?
01:16:03.000 Peace.
01:16:03.000 .
01:16:06.000 Who is he? Find out who he is.
01:16:08.000 You know, it's funny. Nobody knows who the actors and famous people are anymore.
01:16:11.000 You remember my tape speech about that.
01:16:13.000 Let's load up that tape speech as well on a play on this emergency meeting.
01:16:15.000 I don't know who any actors are anymore.
01:16:17.000 I don't know who actors are anymore because there's so many in Netflix and they're all just...
01:16:21.000 Everyone's desperate to do anything it takes to get famous.
01:16:23.000 There's so many thousands of them.
01:16:25.000 If you'd asked me to name an actor, I'd name Anne Hathaway and...
01:16:29.000 George Clooney and all these actors from 30 years ago, Nicole Kidman.
01:16:33.000 But if you ask me, name an actor who's new on the scene, I'd say I ain't got a fucking clue.
01:16:38.000 I don't know who any of these people are.
01:16:44.000 Okay, well I've never watched any of that.
01:16:49.000 I don't know who he is. Is what he's doing based?
01:16:51.000 Is this around Gaza or is it around something gay?
01:16:54.000 With the red thing on his face.
01:16:56.000 If it's based, I'll let him off.
01:16:57.000 What is it for? Let's check the comments.
01:17:01.000 Let's check the comments.
01:17:06.000 Missing and murdered indigenous women.
01:17:09.000 Bro, just focus on Gaza.
01:17:10.000 Let's get one problem fixed at a time, please.
01:17:13.000 Here you go. Israel just beheaded another fucking child.
01:17:16.000 I was one of the first people to call out their genocide as well.
01:17:18.000 Now everyone's jumped on the bandwagon, but when it was actually risky to do, I did it.
01:17:21.000 And then people are going to sit around and jump on later.
01:17:24.000 Yeah, thanks. Who's this bullshit dickhead?
01:17:32.000 Oh my gosh.
01:17:34.000 Is this going to annoy me? My wife, a Republican, has decided to vote for the Democrats.
01:17:38.000 My wife made her decision against my will.
01:17:42.000 She's never voted for a Democrat.
01:17:43.000 She voted for Trump twice.
01:17:45.000 She soured on him big time in his first term and was already fed up with him by the 2020 election, but voted for him again because she walked the party line.
01:17:53.000 And then when I was getting pegged, she told me that she wanted a different candidate in the GOP primary.
01:17:59.000 We were on a walk tonight after I was getting pegged and she said that she was voting for the Democrats for the first time.
01:18:05.000 I asked her why and here's what she said.
01:18:07.000 He scares me.
01:18:08.000 He's fundamentally evil.
01:18:10.000 When I peg you, all I can think about is the chaos and division he brings to this country.
01:18:14.000 He breeds hatred.
01:18:15.000 When I'm pegging you, I think about the fact that his supporters are guard dogs and he gets them all riled up.
01:18:21.000 So I'm so glad that my wife made her own decision against my will to vote for Kamala.
01:18:30.000 Is he white? I think he's white.
01:18:32.000 Let's see. Is he white? Bro.
01:18:37.000 Can all you white supremacists get your race in check?
01:18:40.000 Because it's over for all of you.
01:18:42.000 You don't seem to be interested in saving yourselves very much.
01:18:44.000 You're on a sinking boat.
01:18:46.000 And there's a couple people saying, hey, the boat's sinking.
01:18:48.000 And the other people on the boat were like, shut up, racist!
01:18:51.000 You're a fucking...
01:18:52.000 You're a racist against the ocean.
01:18:55.000 What's wrong with drowning anyway?
01:18:57.000 Hey, don't you know water's good for you, bro?
01:19:02.000 So gay. Everyone's so fucking gay.
01:19:07.000 So he's a faggot, whoever he is.
01:19:09.000 Husband and dad!
01:19:12.000 Anti-Trump!
01:19:14.000 Get AIDS test!
01:19:16.000 Because you're a faggot.
01:19:21.000 These protesters didn't want to mess with the big G. I don't know what country this is in.
01:19:26.000 Fucking losers. He's funny, Daniel.
01:19:32.000 I know him well as well. He's really funny.
01:19:33.000 You should watch his stuff. It's British humor, though.
01:19:35.000 You've got to be English to get it because you Americans aren't funny.
01:19:37.000 You don't get anything, but British humor.
01:19:40.000 He's hilarious. MyGWill.
01:19:44.000 Follow him on Twitter. He's a gangster.
01:19:47.000 Right, we done? Ian, gangster.
01:19:49.000 Follow him. Imagine me in mixed race.
01:19:59.000 Who the fuck is he? Who watches this shit?
01:20:02.000 Who the fuck even are these people, bro?
01:20:05.000 The world's so fucked.
01:20:06.000 I'm going to go train, and I'm going to buy another Kernan's Egg Jesko because I'm bored.
01:20:10.000 I have three, and maybe if I bought a fourth one, I'll feel better.
01:20:13.000 So I'm going to go buy another Kernan's Egg Jesko, a $5 million car, just because.
01:20:17.000 Because I have nothing else to do this afternoon.
01:20:19.000 So I'm going to go train and buy a Jesko.
01:20:22.000 I'm going to find one more video.
01:20:24.000 We all find a good video to end.
01:20:25.000 Oh bro, serial collusion.
01:20:31.000 You should try being a human trafficker. Then you get some real fan mail.
01:20:34.000 Woo wee!
01:20:36.000 Don't know who this shit is.
01:20:41.000 This is how I'm gonna end it.
01:20:46.000 Indianapolis has a volunteer program called No One Dies Alone.
01:20:49.000 Their volunteers keep a continuous bedside vigil for dying people who do not have family members to visit them.
01:20:54.000 Either you didn't have enough kids or there is a massive failing in your family if they threw you in a nursing home to die.
01:20:59.000 They don't do that in most places in the world.
01:21:01.000 Nursing homes are such a big deal.
01:21:04.000 They're such a big deal in America because people just abandoned their family.
01:21:07.000 But in the real world, in the civilized world, you take care of your parents to the end.
01:21:10.000 It's so disgusting that people will just have parents and throw them in a nursing home to die and not feel like they have obligations to them.
01:21:16.000 My parents I've done a fantastic job.
01:21:20.000 My father's no longer with us, but my mother is a multimillionaire because of me.
01:21:23.000 I will pay for her to the end of her life.
01:21:25.000 The first thing I did when I got rich is get my mother as much money as I could.
01:21:28.000 Now she gets a million dollars.
01:21:29.000 Well, I send her chunks and she just spends it.
01:21:32.000 And when it's gone, I send her another one.
01:21:33.000 And she does whatever she wants.
01:21:34.000 And she gets to live a perfect life.
01:21:35.000 And I'm going to look after her to the end because she's my mother.
01:21:38.000 Absolutely disgusting. You say we've got some videos to load up?
01:21:41.000 Then let's fucking load them up!
01:21:44.000 Bored of Twitter, anyway. It's too many fucking dudes for Kamala.
01:21:48.000 So gay. Twitter's gay.
01:21:49.000 Everything's gay. What have we got?
01:22:08.000 Don't you know? Pump it up.
01:22:10.000 You've got to pump it up.
01:22:11.000 Where's my speaker?
01:22:13.000 Where's my speaker?
01:22:15.000 Failure by the production team.
01:22:22.000 .
01:22:24.000 Because he's brown, that's why.
01:22:25.000 He invaded this country and failed.
01:22:27.000 At least when the crypto market was pumping, I could just pump shitcoins to the moon.
01:22:47.000 I could still pump daddy right now, but I'm waiting because I'm putting all the ducks in a row so that it blows to a 5x instantly in one day because I want the candle.
01:22:56.000 I don't care if I have to pay for it myself.
01:22:58.000 I'm going to wait a little bit longer.
01:23:01.000 Ah, is this a video of me saying how celebrities aren't even famous anymore?
01:23:05.000 Yeah, this is a good video because it's true.
01:23:07.000 Celebrities are literally not famous anymore.
01:23:09.000 I'm the last famous guy.
01:23:12.000 I'm the only one who gets, like, swarmed on the street.
01:23:14.000 Andrew, you're the man!
01:23:16.000 I know. I am the man.
01:23:17.000 Have you done your push-ups today? Let's play it.
01:23:24.000 Super chat. Let's see super chats.
01:23:26.000 Yeah, let's do super chats.
01:23:27.000 I logged into the super chats.
01:23:31.000 Morning, Andrew. God bless you and your family.
01:23:43.000 Do you believe people should or shouldn't waste their time with people who refuse to wake up?
01:23:48.000 The reality of Earth will force them to wake up eventually, and then they're going to come to you for help.
01:23:52.000 So you have to make sure you're competent enough to help them if they so deserve it.
01:23:56.000 They're going to wake up in the end, and then they're going to come and say, you were right all along.
01:23:59.000 Help me. And you have to decide that they deserve the help.
01:24:01.000 Trust me. Everyone called me crazy at one point, and now they're just begging me to help them because we're getting there.
01:24:06.000 It's getting hard out. I'm going to play this video, guys.
01:24:08.000 It's a bit long, but it's funny as fuck, so watch it.
01:24:10.000 Because, guys, in case you didn't realize, I'm fucking funny.
01:24:13.000 I'm super funny. And I'm handsome.
01:24:15.000 And I'm 6'3", and I'm a retired kickboxing world champion.
01:24:18.000 Got Long Johnson, lots of money.
01:24:20.000 I have 70 supercars.
01:24:22.000 I have over $100 million of cars.
01:24:24.000 I have property all around the world.
01:24:27.000 Stocks, bonds, gold, Bitcoin.
01:24:30.000 Doesn't matter what the Fed does.
01:24:31.000 Up, down, I win. Kamala Trump, I win.
01:24:33.000 I'm rich, rich, rich, and I am fucking funny.
01:24:36.000 I am so fucking funny.
01:24:39.000 So you should watch this video because it is funny.
01:24:41.000 It's made by me, and it's funny.
01:24:43.000 And I'm funny. Don't worry.
01:24:45.000 I'll come back after. Enjoy the video.
01:24:47.000 I'm going to come back afterwards, guys.
01:24:48.000 I'm going to talk to you all again.
01:24:50.000 I'm going to sit here and smoke my shisha and laugh at my own jokes.
01:24:53.000 Because I do that all the time. I spend most of my time laughing at my own jokes.
01:24:57.000 I go to court or I sit in front of the BBC and they said, you said the word nigger.
01:25:03.000 And I say, I did.
01:25:06.000 You're right. It was funny.
01:25:10.000 I find myself hilarious.
01:25:11.000 So I'm really going to enjoy this video.
01:25:13.000 As the matrix breaks, I'm noticing some very important shifts in the culture.
01:25:25.000 Especially being the most famous, most respected man alive.
01:25:27.000 The fact that I cannot go anywhere on this planet without people coming up to me saying that I, me, personally, have saved their lives.
01:25:34.000 And I've noticed that a lot of the people who used to be famous, or certainly used to be significant in matter, don't matter anymore.
01:25:42.000 Think about it. 20 years ago, if you were an actor in a big series on television, people cared.
01:25:50.000 But nobody cares about actors anymore.
01:25:52.000 Imagine right now, you are drafted into some Netflix series.
01:25:56.000 You're gonna be on the next big Netflix series that everyone's gonna care about for five minutes, and you're gonna sit there and you're gonna film for two years to create eight episodes of mildly entertaining garbage.
01:26:06.000 Do you think you will get recognized on the street all of the time like I do?
01:26:11.000 Please understand, it doesn't matter if I'm in Bucharest, doesn't matter if I'm in Berlin, doesn't matter if I'm in Burma.
01:26:16.000 People come up to me everywhere.
01:26:18.000 The phenomenon is insane because I offer actual solutions to actual problems.
01:26:24.000 Whereas if you're just some actor in a Netflix series, You're never going to get recognized.
01:26:28.000 If you do, maybe by the odd superfan once a week.
01:26:30.000 But who really cares?
01:26:32.000 Nobody cares. Who's not on Netflix nowadays?
01:26:36.000 There's so many TV shows.
01:26:38.000 There's so many series now.
01:26:39.000 Everyone's on Netflix all of the time.
01:26:41.000 I can't even watch this crap.
01:26:43.000 But the idea that, oh, I'm in a Netflix show.
01:26:45.000 So, you know what this is highlighted by?
01:26:47.000 This is highlighted by music.
01:26:49.000 Because I'm an old man.
01:26:53.000 When I was younger, I used to know who artists were.
01:26:58.000 You'd hear a song, And you say, I like that song.
01:27:00.000 Who sung it? And they'd say, whatever.
01:27:02.000 And you go, oh yeah, I know that person.
01:27:03.000 But nowadays I've noticed with all this modern music, I have no idea who the fuck these people are.
01:27:09.000 And this is absolutely amazing for the culture because it shows that people who are offering solutions, who are fighting the matrix, are more recognizable than the people who simply entertain and distract you because they are agents of the matrix.
01:27:24.000 20 years ago, if you heard a song you liked, you knew who sung it.
01:27:27.000 Nowadays, you can sit, like me, hear a song, go, I like this song.
01:27:32.000 I've heard it 20 times before and I really like it.
01:27:36.000 Who made it? And they'll give you some name you've never fucking heard of with some face you can't recognize.
01:27:43.000 Oh, uh, Cherry Spice.
01:27:47.000 Cherry Spice? Who the fuck is that?
01:27:49.000 Oh, Cherry Spice won a Grammy!
01:27:52.000 Who the fuck watches the Grammys?
01:27:54.000 Who the fuck is Cherries?
01:27:55.000 I don't know who any of these people are.
01:27:57.000 You can literally hear their music.
01:27:59.000 You can enjoy their music.
01:28:02.000 And outside of a name of like five people at the top, outside of those, you don't know who any of these humans are.
01:28:08.000 You could walk past them on the street a thousand times and never give a fuck.
01:28:13.000 And that's beautiful. That's brilliant because people's minds used to be occupied by the celebrity status ideals of people who were genuinely working for the matrix because they were benefiting monetarily by distracting you from the battle in which is taking place for your soul.
01:28:31.000 And nowadays, the most famous people alive are people like myself, people like Elon Musk, people who tell the truth, who are trying to save humanity.
01:28:39.000 And that is extremely important.
01:28:41.000 It's a cultural shift.
01:28:43.000 I can prove it again. If I were to say to you right now, name five famous actors.
01:28:47.000 You'd name Brad Pitt, George Clooney.
01:28:49.000 You'd name the famous actors from 20 years ago.
01:28:51.000 You wouldn't name some new guy who's in some new Netflix series, would you?
01:28:55.000 Because you don't give a shit who he is and neither do I. None of us know who he is.
01:28:58.000 Nobody fucking cares. Nobody cares who singers are anymore.
01:29:02.000 Nobody cares about any of this crap.
01:29:03.000 Everyone cares about Top G. Because Top G If you follow me and listen to me, your life will actually genuinely improve.
01:29:12.000 That is why God allowed me to become the most famous man on the planet.
01:29:16.000 Because I am telling you things which work, which will help.
01:29:19.000 Watching the Netflix series won't help.
01:29:21.000 Going to see Cherry Spice in concert won't help you.
01:29:24.000 Listening to Andrew Tate will help you.
01:29:27.000 All of these other famous people are insignificant.
01:29:29.000 They are nobodies, they are losers. Unless you want to be a nobody-loser distracted by nobody-losers who are owned by the system, agents of the propaganda machine, unless you want to live your life as a slave and eat the bugs, you need to find a way to escape the matrix.
01:29:44.000 We are reaching peak lunacy amongst the populace.
01:29:47.000 Inside of this social mechanism we call society, peak lunacy is very close.
01:29:52.000 And it is important that you end up in a position where, like me, you can escape all of this garbage.
01:29:58.000 I don't know who any of the singers are, and singing songs won't make you famous anymore.
01:30:04.000 I don't know who any of these actors are.
01:30:06.000 And being part of a Netflix series in which a trans, black, double-dick donkey decides to get a sex change won't make you famous anymore either.
01:30:15.000 The only thing that's going to make you important in the world today is offering solutions and helping people.
01:30:20.000 It's the fastest way to get rich.
01:30:22.000 It's the fastest way to be respected.
01:30:24.000 It's the fastest way to live a life worth living.
01:30:26.000 It's to be an honest, good person who's genuinely trying to help other people.
01:30:31.000 And I believe that is the beginning of the Great Awakening.
01:30:34.000 So next time I hear a song, and I like the song, and I recognize the song, and I say, who sings that?
01:30:40.000 And they say, oh, Star Flip!
01:30:43.000 And I have no...
01:30:45.000 Fucking idea who StarFlip is, part of me feels happy.
01:30:50.000 Because StarFlip is probably a dickhead.
01:30:56.000 Because I am a consummate professional, I constantly analyze every word I've ever said.
01:31:02.000 With my photographic memory, I go back in time and I analyze every word I've ever said to make sure I've never got anything wrong because my entire brand is built on absolute competency and brutal Prophecy!
01:31:16.000 I've got everything right!
01:31:17.000 There is no spoon.
01:31:19.000 I got everything right. I got COVID right.
01:31:21.000 I got DeFi right.
01:31:22.000 I got everything right. Follow, anyone who's been following me for five years, I've made them millions and millions of dollars.
01:31:27.000 I never got anything wrong.
01:31:28.000 Every single thing I said was true.
01:31:30.000 I never ever lie.
01:31:32.000 So whenever I talk on camera, I sit afterwards with the spoon, which doesn't exist.
01:31:38.000 And I analyze all the words I said with my magical mind Aikido to make sure that I was completely correct.
01:31:42.000 And I'm thinking now about what I just said about singers and actors.
01:31:46.000 I think it might be the smartest, truest thing I have ever said.
01:31:50.000 Who the fuck is Flipstar?
01:31:54.000 What was his name? Your mate?
01:31:56.000 Starflip. Cherrypop.
01:31:58.000 Who are these fucking people?
01:32:00.000 I don't think anyone who sings songs is actually famous anymore.
01:32:04.000 If you were to listen to the top 20 songs, you know Taylor Swift, you know Beyonce, you know Rihanna.
01:32:10.000 Cool. Who the fuck are the rest of these people?
01:32:14.000 You could walk past them on a street, you have no idea who they are.
01:32:17.000 If you were to load up Netflix, start scrolling through the top 50 things, the top 50 movie series, or the top 50 TV series, I don't watch this Matrix-minded garbage propaganda, but it must exist.
01:32:27.000 If you were to turn it on, and turn on each show, and find the top five actors from each show, the number one good guy, the number one bad guy, the two supporting characters, and you were to put them all in a line, So you have 50 shows, 5 people from each show, 250 individuals, famous actors, part of big Netflix series, and you're going to put them all in a big line and say, how many of these people do you recognize or know the name of?
01:32:51.000 You wouldn't be able to name more than three, at most.
01:32:55.000 Who the fuck are these people? You can walk past them on the street.
01:32:58.000 So basically, you can wake up, be a cuck to the Matrix.
01:33:01.000 Be an idiot. You can wake up and say, I'm not gonna have any controversial opinions.
01:33:06.000 I'm not gonna say the truth about anything.
01:33:08.000 I'm gonna be a Matrix-minded slave.
01:33:10.000 I'm gonna call people by their correct pronouns so that I can go to a drama school and get a certificate saying I can pretend to be someone else.
01:33:17.000 And then when I get that, I'm gonna go to Netflix, and I'm gonna promise them I'll be a good little slave if they put me in a Netflix show.
01:33:23.000 And then if I'm lucky enough and go to enough castings, you can get casted into one of the number one Netflix shows, and you can go on it, and everyone will talk about it for a week, and you'll be inside of it, and you'll think you'll be famous, and you'll start your Twitter account, you'll start your Instagram account, and all those in your bio will say, I'm the lead actor in the show Moses Hill.
01:33:40.000 I don't know, I just made that up. Some garbage, and then no one will recognize you or give a fuck who you are anyway.
01:33:47.000 Even if you pull off the impossible matrix-minded fucking path to garbage, you don't even matter, ever.
01:33:52.000 And you're standing in a reception somewhere thinking you care, and I walk in and everyone's like, oh my god, top G. Do you understand?
01:33:59.000 I don't want to insult anyone famous, so let me tell you all a quick story.
01:34:04.000 Before I was arrested, my brother and I were going to the launch of a residential tower in Dubai.
01:34:12.000 And we went because a shake invited us to this big residential tower launch.
01:34:15.000 He wanted us to buy the penthouse because he thought we were stupid enough to just sit around and look at this big demonstration.
01:34:21.000 We'd be, I don't know, arrogant enough to just show off in front of everyone and buy this $37 million penthouse.
01:34:28.000 It worked. Anyway, there were some larger famous people there.
01:34:33.000 Singers, actors, models, whatever.
01:34:38.000 There was this dude It was all over TikTok, some Italian dude.
01:34:42.000 And everyone talks, he's so hot, he's so hot, and he thinks he's to shit.
01:34:47.000 Bro, I'll beat you to show you. Anyway, there's this guy, and there's some other guys.
01:34:52.000 Very famous in the music industry.
01:34:54.000 I don't want to say names, because I'm now at the level of fame.
01:34:57.000 If I say someone's name, it ends up on their desk.
01:34:59.000 And I'm not trying to start beef, but very famous.
01:35:02.000 Like, as famous as you can get.
01:35:05.000 A guy as famous as you can be.
01:35:07.000 Snoop Dogg level wasn't him, but around him.
01:35:12.000 Definitely been seen in the same photos, same songs.
01:35:14.000 Anyway. So we're all sitting here with all these other celebrities.
01:35:19.000 Event ends. Me and Tristan are at a penthouse, obviously.
01:35:21.000 We're the richest people there. Duh.
01:35:23.000 And afterwards, everyone starts running up for photos.
01:35:27.000 From who? From the music guys?
01:35:30.000 From the model? No.
01:35:33.000 Tristan and I. There is a line.
01:35:36.000 A line of people asking for photos.
01:35:38.000 And all these other celebrities were photoists.
01:35:40.000 Nobody gave a shit. Nobody cares.
01:35:42.000 Because our fans benefit from what we say.
01:35:46.000 None of these other people who are famous help you in any way.
01:35:50.000 Being Italian and gelling your hair.
01:35:54.000 You may get some followers on TikTok, G. But who really gives a shit about you?
01:35:59.000 Nobody! None of these people are famous anymore.
01:36:04.000 Singers aren't famous. Actors aren't famous.
01:36:06.000 Models aren't famous. Nobody gives a fuck.
01:36:08.000 In fact, turn on Fashion TV and look at these models.
01:36:12.000 There's Adriana Lehman. There's a few of the ones you know the names of.
01:36:14.000 But they'll have like 50 girls in a row.
01:36:17.000 And I'll sit there and just be like...
01:36:18.000 I'll go and make it all see those bitches.
01:36:22.000 I probably stood next to those exact fucking girls.
01:36:24.000 I probably stood there around those exact chicks.
01:36:28.000 I'm like, are you Andrew Tate?
01:36:30.000 Yes. Hello.
01:36:33.000 I'm a man of God. I don't know these bitches.
01:36:38.000 Oh, you're a model, Laura.
01:36:39.000 You haven't heard that before. Tell me more.
01:36:41.000 So interesting. It must be very difficult what you have to walk up and down.
01:36:48.000 It's going to be a great talk.
01:36:50.000 Hope you have all night. Fucking hell.
01:36:53.000 The world's changed. Nobody cares about being distracted by the circus anymore.
01:36:58.000 Because that's all it is. It's a circus.
01:37:00.000 Singers are a circus. Actors are a circus.
01:37:02.000 Models are a circus. TikTok is one big fucking circus.
01:37:05.000 TikTok is mind poison.
01:37:08.000 I go into TikTok very rarely.
01:37:10.000 I dip my toe into the sewer to make sure it stinks.
01:37:14.000 Load it up. And there's some fucking...
01:37:17.000 I don't know.
01:37:18.000 Some 23-year-old rich girl.
01:37:20.000 Her daddy's rich. She's in St.
01:37:23.000 Moritz. St.
01:37:25.000 Moritz, and it's got a song, and it's just champagne, Porsche, skiing, her and her friend.
01:37:33.000 Bro, who the fuck are you?
01:37:37.000 Who watches this shit?
01:37:39.000 Who watches this shit?
01:37:42.000 Who are these people?
01:37:44.000 All NPCs, all agents of the Matrix.
01:37:48.000 Escape this shit.
01:37:49.000 Don't watch any of it. Don't know who these people are.
01:37:51.000 Follow me. Follow Alex Jones.
01:37:53.000 Follow Elon Musk.
01:37:55.000 There's a whole bunch of people on Twitter who are constantly telling the truth.
01:37:58.000 Escape the garbage.
01:38:00.000 I'm so glad these people aren't famous anymore.
01:38:02.000 And they may think they are, because they'll sit there and go, I've got a million followers on TikTok.
01:38:04.000 Nobody cares about you. You get hit by a truck and you'll be forgotten.
01:38:07.000 Same day. Nobody gives a shit about you.
01:38:09.000 You have not changed the culture.
01:38:11.000 You're not a movement.
01:38:13.000 I am. And I'm going to lead everybody away from your degeneracy and your disgusting haramities.
01:38:19.000 I'm here. So, in conclusion, because I'd hate for you all to sit and think that I did this entire tape speech just to tell you that one, I'm famous, more famous than everybody else.
01:38:33.000 And two, that being an actor or a singer doesn't matter.
01:38:36.000 And three, that I bought a $37 million penthouse.
01:38:39.000 That would be a ridiculous reason just to do hate speech.
01:38:41.000 The actual reason is to let you know that the clowns who work for the circus are losing their power, and this is our chance to finally control the culture, and we can make it cool to be smart.
01:38:53.000 It's not cool to be an actor anymore and repeat lines.
01:38:58.000 I'm an actor. No, I'm not done.
01:39:00.000 Take speeches as an ending. I'm not done.
01:39:01.000 I'm an actor. I'm an actor.
01:39:04.000 Get my script. Okay.
01:39:06.000 So I walk in. I'm in Doctor Who now.
01:39:09.000 So she, they, what are you having for dinner?
01:39:13.000 Ice cream? These actors just repeat the bullshit.
01:39:17.000 She, they! Being an actor isn't cool.
01:39:19.000 Being a singer isn't cool.
01:39:21.000 Being a model isn't cool. Being a TikToker isn't cool.
01:39:24.000 None of this is cool. You know what's cool?
01:39:26.000 What's cool is being a free mind.
01:39:28.000 Escaping the matrix. We're making intelligence cool.
01:39:31.000 It's now cool to be free and no longer be a slave.
01:39:36.000 Because being a clown for the circus means you're just another level of slave.
01:39:40.000 We're going to change the entire culture where it's cool to go to the gym and get strong.
01:39:44.000 It's cool to respect God and be religious.
01:39:47.000 It's cool to have an open mind and be free.
01:39:49.000 It's going to be cool to do all the things they don't want us to do.
01:39:53.000 And we're going to control the entire culture and all of the youth is going to want to do those things so they can't lie to us anymore.
01:39:58.000 Then they're going to assassinate me and I'm going to be dead.
01:40:01.000 But when I am dead, they're going to talk about me into eternity like a martyr and the world will be saved and it will be worth it.
01:40:07.000 And I would rather die young to save the world and leave a mark on humanity that God is proud of than sit around filming myself in St.
01:40:13.000 St. Moritz jerking off inside of a Porsche like a fucking nobody, airhead, retard, trying
01:40:19.000 to get followers on a social media app which is designed to dumb down the population anyway.
01:40:33.000 One in the chat if I'm right.
01:40:36.000 One in the chat if you don't know who any of these motherfuckers on TikTok or any of these motherfuckers who are making songs or any of these idiots on Netflix even are anymore.
01:40:43.000 One in the chat if you don't know who any of these people are because your mind is free and you don't give a shit about any of these people or their bullshit circus any longer.
01:40:51.000 One in the chat. Freedom.
01:40:59.000 You are free. And there is one thing left on this planet which is fun.
01:41:04.000 Do you know what it is? It's the same thing that men have always enjoyed since the dawn of time, which is resisting enslavement.
01:41:12.000 There's a reason men banded together, got into armies, and went and marched against their enemy.
01:41:17.000 There's a reason men risked their lives on the seven seas or risked their lives to go to unexplored lands or risked their lives at war because it was the only thing worth living for.
01:41:28.000 Getting with a group of guys with the same mission and taking a risk for the benefit of your soul, your spirit, and your community.
01:41:34.000 That is the last thing left on the planet which is entertaining.
01:41:39.000 Everything else is shit.
01:41:42.000 And that is why the War Room exists.
01:41:43.000 And I will say this now.
01:41:45.000 The only thing that's going to get me off of my pirate ship...
01:41:49.000 When I am free is the war room events.
01:41:52.000 If you want to meet me, you can meet me on top of a mountain in Malaysia.
01:41:56.000 If you're prepared to climb it with me, if you're prepared to suffer alongside me, if you're prepared to deal with the mosquito bites and the hurt feet and the long, arduous check, then yes, you can meet me, the top G, and I will shake your hand at the top for being a man.
01:42:12.000 That is the last thing left that is fun.
01:42:16.000 Most of you are living in a nightmare.
01:42:17.000 You're living a nightmare life because you're sitting in insignificance with a very meager bank balance, upset and annoyed by the things around you, knowing that you're being lied to, being betrayed by treasonous politicians in a system you cannot affect.
01:42:32.000 You are living a nightmare scenario.
01:42:35.000 This is the worst possible life a man can live, and you are running out of time.
01:42:40.000 The answer is The War Room, and the answer is financial freedom.
01:42:43.000 This is extremely important not just for your bank account.
01:42:46.000 This is extremely important for your bloodline and for your spirit, for your legacy, for your soul.
01:42:53.000 You don't need to watch Netflix.
01:42:55.000 You don't need to know who fucking Star Flip are.
01:42:57.000 You need to come with me and climb a mountain in Malaysia.
01:43:01.000 And after you do that, you'll start to feel a little bit different.
01:43:05.000 And you can do that alongside me by joining the war room at CobraTake.com
01:43:10.000 This is a video of the CobraTake 2.0 update. It is a bit different from the CobraTake 1.0 update. It is a bit more
01:43:15.000 advanced.
01:43:17.000 This is a video of the CobraTake 2.0 update. It is a bit more advanced. It is a bit more advanced.
01:43:45.000 Lights out, lights out.
01:43:47.000 I love you. I love you.
01:43:50.000 I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.
01:43:54.000 Get off!
01:43:55.000 Things look good!
01:43:57.000 Where he going?
01:43:59.000 I don't know.
01:44:00.000 Don't let him tell on me.
01:44:03.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh no.
01:44:05.000 Very bad.
01:44:08.000 No not yet.
01:44:10.000 Pull theandshift Pull thegoods!
01:44:12.000 Pull thegoods!
01:44:27.000 Pull thegoods!
01:44:49.000 Isn't that beautiful?
01:45:18.000 It often makes me wonder, what does heaven look like?
01:45:21.000 Does it look the way you imagine it to look?
01:45:23.000 Is it angels and clouds and bright lights?
01:45:26.000 Is it a scene like this?
01:45:28.000 I guess some people would argue that heaven's a beach somewhere up there in the sky.
01:45:34.000 We're optimistic because we sit and we imagine our dream lives.
01:45:37.000 My dream life would be I driving a Ferrari.
01:45:39.000 I would have this girl.
01:45:41.000 My best friend would be Andrew Tate.
01:45:42.000 He's so funny. Have you ever imagined your I guess what's the absolute opposite of three?
01:45:49.000 What's your nightmare life?
01:45:51.000 What is the worst life you could live?
01:45:53.000 I've often talked about the fact that I believe insignificance is the worst punishment which can be bestowed upon a man.
01:45:59.000 The fact that nobody cares how you feel, nobody cares when you speak, and nobody's afraid when you yell.
01:46:03.000 You just exist to serve the Starbucks and flip the burgers.
01:46:06.000 So what would your nightmare life be?
01:46:09.000 And the reason I ask you to do this is because if you put any genuine consideration and thought into writing down and planning out what your nightmare life would be, you would realize that your current life is far closer to your nightmare existence than it is to your dream existence, and that is 100% your fault.
01:46:24.000 You've been trying to fight and claw away from your nightmare life, and guess what?
01:46:28.000 You've barely gone anywhere.
01:46:30.000 It's right behind you.
01:46:32.000 The monster is yapping at your heels as you attempt to climb the ladder.
01:46:36.000 You spent so many years attempting to escape a nightmare which is right behind you.