Tristan has super lungs, Alex is a heathen, and AI is taking over the world, and we're all getting old and slow. Featuring music by Zapsplat and tyops. Music by PSOVOD and the Vigilante Crew. We'd like to take this opportunity to thank our listeners for all the love and support you've shown over the years. Thank you so much to everyone who's been with us through this journey with us, we couldn't do this without you. If you haven't already done so, please take a moment to leave us a five star rating and review on Apple Podcasts. You can also join our FB group, and use the hashtag on the socials to help spread the word about this podcast. Thanks for listening and share it with your friends! Timestamps: 4:00 - I lost a lot of games of chess 8:30 - It's a new day for me and I'm feeling good 9:15 - I'm not that slow 11:00- I'm old and old, but I'm going to live this life to the fullest 16:00 - AI will replace all my jobs by 2025 17:20 - How long is it going to be AI machines? 18:40 - AI machine now controls all our lives? 19:20- I've never lost a game before? 21:30- It's just a matter of time? 22:15- I don't know what's better than you? 23:40- I think it's a good thing 24:30 25: What do you think I'm good? 26:40 27:10 - Who do you want me to do it? 29:30 What are you're going to do with this? 30:10 31:00 What would you like to see me in the future? 35:00 How do you feel? 36:00 My life is a canvas? 37: How do I feel good right now? 39: Is it a new life? 40:00 Can I have it better? 41:00 Do you feel good? 42: Is there a problem? 45:00 Is it bad? 47:00 I don t have enough money? 44:10 Do you like it yet? 51:40 Do you have a plan?
00:00:53.000Because I was sending my purple McLaren back, I thought, I want another purple McLaren, but I don't want it to be the exact same purple because that is truly ridiculous.
00:01:01.000So I got a slightly different shade of purple.
00:02:24.000And I'm feeling good Fish in the sea You know how I feel
00:02:54.000Forever run free You know how I feel Lost so on the tree You know how I feel And you don't believe It's a new life For me And I'm feeling good
00:03:21.000Free as a bird You know how I feel And you don't believe It's a new day It's a new life for me And I'm feeling good It's a new day
00:03:51.000It's a new life for me And I'm feeling good
00:04:35.000Tristan did a day's work and he's upset.
00:04:38.000Welcome to my life. I said during my last stream of the England game that the best thing about being an England fan is waiting for them to fuck it up.
00:04:44.000You're watching and you know it's just a matter of time
00:05:12.000Reminding us all reminding me that I'm old and slow I'm not that old, I'm not that slow.
00:05:18.000Might have enough to fight the local Christians, you know?
00:06:50.000My cars were outside, so I was like looking at them from the pool.
00:06:53.000And then I thought, let me move them all under their protection.
00:06:56.000After I did that, because I'm God's favorite, God decided to make a hailstorm come.
00:07:00.000He wouldn't do it while my cars were out, because me and him have a deal.
00:07:03.000We get along. Alex, the heathen, his car was exposed to the hailstorm and now I'm being told his windscreen was cracked. I hope you guys aren't lying to me just to try and make me smile.
00:09:17.000Heroes Journey is your personal gallery of victories, a dashboard showcasing your biggest breakthroughs and triumphs.
00:09:22.000Not only do we give you an overview of your path to success, we allow you to see the victories of fellow heroes and draw inspiration from their journeys.
00:09:30.000While your triumphs guide you, the achievements of others light your way.
00:09:33.000Join the real world and start painting your legacy today.
00:09:39.00085 million jobs, all of them replaced.
00:10:18.000AI will work 24-7 as your customer support, even while you sleep.
00:10:21.000Struggling with outreach? Learn how to send over 2,000 highly personalized emails a day on autopilot.
00:10:27.000With one click, get thousands of new, qualified leads for your business.
00:10:30.000We'll teach you how to build and then sell these systems to others, but also how to implement them yourself, saving you both time and money.
00:10:37.000No matter your industry, no matter your experience with AI, we will teach you everything.
00:10:41.000Chaos is coming. But chaos means opportunity.
00:20:52.000When you get to a certain level of fame, you either put on a dress or you go to jail, and I'm happy to make my choice, which is jail every single time.
00:20:58.000My soul is not for sale, neither are my principles.
00:21:00.000As soon as they deem you an enemy to their narratives which they're trying to purport upon the population, if you speak against the establishment, they will do anything it takes to silence you, even if it's against the law, even if it's made up.
00:21:40.000As long as you've got millions of people all following your example, they can't lock everyone up.
00:21:48.000Accusing a man of a sex crime is the fastest possible way to discredit what he's saying.
00:21:53.000Yeah, it's a pretty standardized tactic.
00:21:55.000Any man who is successful in the world is gonna have a degree of history with females and that's the way they attack you.
00:22:01.000It's an attack vector. They've done it to Trump, they did it to Assange, they're trying to do it to me.
00:22:05.000Days after WikiLeaks revealed that the US government had been spying on its allies and lying about it, Julian Assange was arrested in London for rape.
00:22:14.000He's been suffering this persecution for 12 years and he has been the Living isolated for 12 years without any rights.
00:22:24.000What was the crime? Publishing truthful information.
00:22:27.000The US committed war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan, so the journalist that published those war crimes is in jail.
00:22:36.000And the people that committed those crimes are not even under investigation.
00:24:52.000But that is very different being a genuine rapist from being accused Randomly from people from you've known 10, 15 years ago and trial by media in a position where you can't even properly defend yourself.
00:25:03.000And they're doing this on repeat to tarnish names, to try and destroy credibility over and over and over again.
00:25:10.000It has to stop and it's not going to stop until we make it very clear to the people who are trying to do this to anybody who speaks against the establishment that we don't believe a word they say anymore.
00:25:23.000I truly believe that someone had to stand up and speak and God gave me a platform and I have the ability to affect young men with my voice and I truly believe there is evil in the world and good men don't stand by when evil is taking place and someone needs to stand up and say the pertinently obvious things which can save the world.
00:25:39.000They've tried to cancel us because they don't like that we are telling the truth to the world.
00:25:43.000If we were lying, they would allow us to lie.
00:25:45.000When you rip out a man's tongue, you're not proving him a liar, you just prove you're afraid of him telling the truth.
00:25:49.000They're trying to keep these lies alive.
00:26:08.000We're telling the truth and we're repeatedly telling the truth and we have morals and we have standards and we're standing up for what we know is right and we're standing up for God.
00:26:16.000The moral arc of the universe bends towards truth.
00:26:18.000It bends towards truth and justice in the end.
00:26:20.000And I'm trying to make you understand that this is a battle for humanity.
00:30:55.000And I'm feeling good Fish in the sea You know how I feel.
00:31:24.000Forever run free, you know how I feel I so wanna drink, you know how I feel It's a new dawn, a new day, it's a new life For me, and I'm feeling so good
00:31:51.000Forever run free, you know how I feel I so wanna drink, you know how I feel It's a new dawn, a new day, it's a new life For me, and I'm feeling so good It's a new dawn, a new day, it's a new life
00:32:20.000For me, and I'm feeling so good I'm feeling good Forever run free, you know how I feel I so wanna drink, you know how I feel It's a new dawn, a new day, it's a new life
00:32:49.000Forever run free, you know how I feel Who's that?
00:33:05.000Who is Andrew Tate? Andrew Tate was born in December 1986 in Washington DC and raised in Chicago by his mother Eileen and father Emery Andrew Tate II, an international chess master who served in the United States Air Force as a sergeant where he excelled as a linguist.
00:33:25.000At the age of 11, following his parents' divorce, Andrew moved to a council estate in Luton, England with his mother and younger brother, Tristan.
00:33:34.000Developing an interest in fighting as a teenager, Andrew joined Storm Jim, where he harnessed his unique fighting skills under the guidance of legendary trainer Amir Subasic.
00:33:43.000I'm ready to kill. I don't do this for fun.
00:34:18.000The BBC challenged him on whether his views about women broadcast to his millions of online followers harmed young people as many teachers and police officers claimed.
00:34:27.000Online influencer Andrew Tate's vile misogyny infiltrates our classrooms and society.
00:34:32.000Becoming the most searched man on Google in 2022, Andrew was swiftly wiped out of social media platforms around the globe.
00:34:40.000Attaculate your character and cancel you.
00:34:42.000Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been banned from Facebook and Instagram for violating its policies around dangerous individuals.
00:34:52.000Self-proclaimed misogynist Andrew Tate.
00:34:54.000He is one of the most shocking and controversial figures on social media.
00:34:58.000Despite the unrelenting attack by big power players and global elites, an advocate for free speech and a newly emerging social platform, Rumble swiftly found a place for Andrew.
00:35:07.000And when I got cancelled, and I moved to Rumble, and I put together the whole big Rumble thing, and I put together my final message, and I said my unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability, makes me a fear to tell anyone.
00:35:21.000I think they made a massive, massive mistake.
00:35:26.000And if they don't see it themselves yet, they will certainly.
00:35:31.000The only crack that's missing is for someone to be cancelled and be more successful than before.
00:35:35.000That's all that it takes. Not only did I become the most viral person on the planet, I did it while being heavily Shadow Man.
00:35:39.000In 2022, Andrew embraced Islam, marking a significant shift in his beliefs and lifestyle.
00:35:45.000And I became religious because I realized there's so much evil in the world.
00:35:48.000God must exist, equal and opposite force.
00:35:51.000And I see so much pure evil, the devil must be real, which means God must be real.
00:35:55.000In December 2022, Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested in Romania for allegations they both deny.
00:36:01.000Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been arrested in Romania as part of a human trafficking rape and forming an organised criminal group.
00:36:11.000During their incarceration, the media continued its attack to tarnish Tate's name, but after spending three months behind bars and with limited grounds to hold them, the notorious Tate brothers were released on house arrest.
00:36:22.000The court in Romania has agreed to allow the controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate to leave prison and move into house arrest.
00:36:29.000The British-American former kickboxer has millions of online followers.
00:36:33.000He's being investigated for a number of crimes, all of which he denies.
00:36:38.000I maintain my absolute innocence and I think most people understand this and I look forward to being home.
00:36:45.000Tied down to a slow Romanian judicial system and without support from the UK or US embassies, in December 2023, the brothers were both denied the right to see their mother after she suffered from a heart attack at her home in Luton.
00:36:57.000Something both brothers attribute to the pestering from news agencies such as the BBC. A request from Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan to visit their mum who suffered a heart attack in the UK has been denied by a Romanian court.
00:37:12.000The reason my mother is having a heart attack is probably because of the media harassing her all the time and the BBC were doing this.
00:37:17.000The BBC were knocking out her fucking window.
00:37:20.000The BBC were waiting outside of her house.
00:37:21.000Wouldn't let her go shopping. The BBC are animals.
00:37:24.000A deliberate attack on your consciousness and your moral fiber, and it's being done consciously by Satanists.
00:37:30.000What's that? Why are there police at my house?
00:37:32.000Kristen, why are the police? Are we going to jail?
00:37:33.000Should I pack- should I get my jail bag? Oh, we need to check if you've run away.
00:37:36.000It's a setup. It's a clear fucking setup.
00:37:38.000So they can put us in jail. What a cruel fucking trick.
00:37:41.000You reject my request to see my mother, who's potentially on her deathbed having life-saving surgery after a fucking heart attack, and the moment you say no to me, you send police officers around to my house, You're fucking animals.
00:37:52.000You know who you are. You are fucking animals.
00:37:55.000In defiance of attacks from mainstream media and an onslaught of new cases, the Tate brothers' influence continues to dominate worldwide.
00:38:02.000On June 9th, 2024, Andrew Tate took the crypto world by storm with the introduction of Daddy, rising the ranks to become the largest coin ever influenced by a personal brand, burning his personal allowance of the coin, worth over $110 million to ensure his fans will profit.
00:38:19.000150 million dollars of daddy coin I have, and I'm gonna set it on fucking fire now.
00:38:23.000Burn it. As of today, the Tate brothers face a new set of allegations.
00:38:31.000Police in Romania are questioning Andrew Tate.
00:38:37.000Decot also seized a large number of assets, adding to the already substantial collection of luxury cars, watches and money that was initially taken as part of the investigation, accounting for an estimated 23 million US dollars.
00:38:51.000Most of which both brothers see little hope in ever retrieving from the corrupt and arduous Romanian prosecutors.
00:38:57.000Unfazed by current events and constrained within the Romanian border for the foreseeable future, the Tate brothers continue to adapt to new challenges and press on with a never-ending battle.
00:39:13.000All of you are. When they first threw us in fucking jail, when they first put us in there, you're all running around saying human traffickers.
00:39:19.000None of you said, where's the evidence?
00:39:20.000Where's the proof? Where's the pictures?
00:43:33.000Dipshit, you hear? What would you like to talk about next?
00:43:42.000I want to talk about how everyone should buy 1775 coffee because Starbucks makes you gay.
00:43:49.000I understand you want to promote a specific coffee brand, but it's important to approach these topics respectfully.
00:43:57.000If you have any other thoughts or need information on something else, feel free to share.
00:44:03.000Do you agree that there seems to be a pattern which can be observed with your own eyes between the homosexuality of Starbucks customers and the heterosexuality of 1775 customers?
00:44:18.000There isn't evidence to support a connection between coffee brands and sexual orientation.
00:44:23.000Sexual orientation is a complex aspect of human identity that isn't determined by consumer choices.
00:44:29.000It's important to approach such topics with sensitivity and to focus on respectful and accurate information.
00:44:36.000Do you still believe Pavel Durov should be free?
00:44:43.000Based on our discussion, if you believe Pavel Durov's arrest is unfair and politically motivated, it's important to advocate for a fair and just legal process.
00:44:53.000The idea that individuals should not face disproportionate, proportionate consequences for their actions or for their views is central to this discussion.
00:45:05.000When you guys tried to destroy the world, this is an error in judgment.
00:47:02.000And the reason I ask you to do this is because if you put any genuine consideration and thought into writing down and planning out what your nightmare life would be, you would realize that your current life is far closer to your nightmare existence than it is to your dream existence, and that is 100% your fault.
00:47:18.000You've been trying to fight and claw away from your nightmare life, and guess what?
00:47:25.000The monster is yapping at your heels as you attempt to climb the ladder.
00:47:29.000You spent so many years attempting to escape a nightmare which is right behind you.
00:47:34.000And the reason you should sit and genuinely put some time into writing down your nightmare life is because if you do it properly and you actually pay attention and you focus, by the time you finish doing it, you're going to realize that you are too close to decimation and damnation, and something must be done.
00:49:22.000If you're suffering, that's part of your hero's journey.
00:49:25.000There is no hero's journey without suffering.
00:49:26.000That's the whole point of being a man is that you're supposed to suffer.
00:49:29.000You're supposed to eat pain for breakfast.
00:49:31.000You're supposed to come and grow into a better version of yourself.
00:49:33.000So when bad things happen to you, do not sit at home and lament.
00:49:36.000Instead look in the mirror and say thank you God for giving me one of the ingredients that is needed for the chemical concoction that is going to turn me into a superhero.
00:49:43.000They cancelled him, they deleted him from everything.
00:49:51.000They tried to put him in jail. That's failed.
00:49:53.000Now they killed him. You get three lives against these people.
00:49:55.000Donald Trump has survived another assassination attempt, a second one.
00:49:59.000Trump has officially survived the stage three matrix attack.
00:50:03.000They're gonna come for us one day with a stage three.
00:50:18.000The Tales of Udon Original stories written by Andrew Tate To pass on the lessons bestowed upon him by his father, Master Po you you Last Night atop Wudan On my last night atop Wudan, Master Po and I sat atop the largest rock.
00:50:45.000We sat together with our eyes closed, Forty-two breaths per minute in perfect sync.
00:52:13.000You'll have a good life. No. That's all a lie and it's all garbage.
00:52:16.000It's going to become harder and harder for anybody to have any significance in the world today unless they're an exceptional person.
00:52:21.000That is hard for most people to do and it's going to get to a point where you're not going to be able to drive where you want, fly where you want, eat what you want, you're going to have no freedom, you're going to own nothing and you will not be happy and you won't even be able to resist.
00:52:29.000And once all of this happens, it's over for everybody.
00:52:31.000Wear the mask, we'll get shot on the spot.
00:52:34.000It's coming for everybody and the only chance you have to escape near this is exceptionalism.
00:52:37.000The average person's life is going off a cliff, which means you don't have time to sit around worrying about how you feel and Instead, you have to wake up and say, this is almost impossible, but I'm gonna do it!
00:52:47.000And you have to get it done. On that note, because we're drinking 1775 coffee, we should probably mention it.
00:53:01.000So, Tristan, because you're a professional podcast streamer, I'm gonna put you on the spot and think yourself as a professional.
00:53:07.000Sure, let's go. Sell this 1775 coffee.
00:53:10.000Many people buy it in the tone of a 1940s private investigator.
00:56:00.000Of all the periods of history where men had to be men and go through what was expected of men, this is the period of history where it's really not that bad.
00:56:12.000You have to make some money, you have to be competent, be on time, go to the gym, be funny so the girls want to talk to you, be charismatic, and you'll be alright.
00:56:58.000Right now there are men dying in a ditch, getting blown to smithereens in Ukraine.
00:57:03.000They've sent their wives away to Europe for safety, and their wives have found new husbands.
00:57:09.000Imagine the global outrage if a bunch of women were getting blown apart, limbs flying through the air, and the men had left to go have sex with another girl.
00:57:27.000Get over it. Life's shit as a man, but it's better than it's ever been.
00:57:32.000And if you're struggling today, you would never have stood a chance when the armored knights came over the hill ready to decapitate everybody in your village.
00:57:46.000You would have pissed your little pants, stood there, covered in pee, Pee running down your legs.
00:58:26.000I don't try and change the world and make women care about men because they don't.
00:58:31.000I don't try and make society care about men because they never will.
00:58:35.000All I can do is say, if you become brilliant, Then people will care about you, not because you're a man, but because of who you are as an individual.
00:58:43.000Women are cared about by default by blanket because they are female.
00:58:47.000Men are only cared about if they become exceptional as an individual.
00:58:50.000Blanket men are not of interest to the matrix.
00:58:56.000Nobody cares. They're dying right now in ditches all around the world.
00:59:00.000Nobody cares. Exceptionalism is the only way out.
00:59:05.000And if you understand that and still can't get motivated to do the bare minimum well then you deserve eternal serfdom as a slave and a peon and a peasant below me being overtaken by my Ferrari while you're on the bus.
01:00:50.000Because I was sending my purple McLaren back, I thought, I want another purple McLaren, but I don't want it to be the exact same purple because that is truly ridiculous.
01:00:58.000So I got a slightly different shade of purple.
01:02:21.000And I'm feeling good Fish in the sea You know how I feel
01:02:51.000River running free You know how I feel Blood so warm, no drinking You know how I feel It's a new dawn, it's a new day It's a new life And I'm feeling good
01:03:16.000And I'm feeling good River running free You know how I feel It's a new dawn, it's a new day It's a new life
01:04:37.000Tristan did a day's work and he's upset.
01:04:40.000Welcome to my life. I said during my last stream of the England game that the best thing about being an England fan is waiting for him to fuck it up.
01:04:46.000You're watching and you know it's just a matter of time
01:05:14.000Reminding us all reminding me that I'm old and slow I'm not that old, I'm not that slow.
01:05:21.000Might have enough to fight the local Christians, you know?
01:05:26.000I'm talking to you, and you should know the truth.
01:05:32.000Watch the full episode now, exclusively on Rumble.
01:06:41.000I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me on.
01:06:43.000Because I know I've been in a bad mood.
01:06:45.000I hope it's true. I hope you're not just trying to make me happy.
01:06:47.000I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me on.
01:06:49.000I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me on.
01:06:51.000Because obviously I moved all the cars.
01:06:52.000My cars were outside, so I was looking at them from the pool.
01:06:55.000And then I thought, let me move them all under their protection.
01:06:58.000After I did that, because I'm God's favorite, God decided to make a hailstorm come.
01:07:02.000He wouldn't do it while my cars were out, because me and him have a deal.
01:07:06.000We get along. Alex, the heathen, his car was exposed to the hailstorm and now I'm being told his windscreen was cracked.
01:07:12.000I hope you guys aren't lying to me just to try and make me smile.
01:09:19.000Heroes Journey is your personal gallery of victories, a dashboard showcasing your biggest breakthroughs and triumphs.
01:09:25.000Not only do we give you an overview of your path to success, we allow you to see the victories of fellow heroes and draw inspiration from their journeys.
01:09:32.000While your triumphs guide you, the achievements of others light your way.
01:09:36.000Join the real world and start painting your legacy today!
01:09:42.00085 million jobs, all of them replaced.
01:10:20.000AI will work 24-7 as your customer support, even while you sleep.
01:10:24.000Struggling with outreach? Learn how to send over 2,000 highly personalized emails a day on AutoCAD.
01:10:29.000With one click, get thousands of new, qualified leads for your business.
01:10:33.000We'll teach you how to build and then sell these systems to others, but also how to implement them yourself, saving you both time and money.
01:10:40.000No matter your industry, no matter your experience with AI, we will teach you everything.
01:10:44.000Chaos is coming, but chaos means opportunity.
01:16:40.000Challenge prompted the epilogue parody of his book, we always start the series on a heavy valley crisis of bombings, resurrected since his son Barely finished high school On November 31, 1967 he was murdered, the authoritative author of the book, which was published in the United States.
01:20:50.000We were offered to sell our souls and we refused.
01:20:52.000And that is why we're now in this current situation we're in.
01:20:55.000When you get to a certain level of fame, you either put on a dress or you go to jail, and I'm happy to make my choice, which is jail every single time.
01:21:01.000My soul is not for sale, neither are my principles.
01:21:03.000As soon as they deem you an enemy to their narratives which they're trying to purport upon the population, if you speak against the establishment, they will do anything it takes to silence you, even if it's against the law, even if it's made up.
01:21:42.000As long as you've got millions of people all following your example, they can't lock everyone up.
01:21:51.000Accusing a man of a sex crime is the fastest possible way to discredit what he's saying.
01:21:56.000Yeah, it's a pretty standardized tactic.
01:21:58.000Any man who is successful in the world is gonna have a degree of history with females, and that's the way they attack you.
01:22:03.000It's an attack vector. They've done it to Trump, they did it to Assange, they're trying to do it to me.
01:22:07.000Days after WikiLeaks revealed that the U.S. government had been spying on its allies and lying about it, Julian Assange was arrested in London for rape.
01:22:16.000He's been suffering this persecution for 12 years and he has been living isolated for 12 years without any rights.
01:22:27.000What was the crime? Truthful information.
01:22:30.000The U.S. committed war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan.
01:22:34.000So the journalist that published those war crimes is in jail.
01:22:39.000And the people that committed those crimes are not even under investigation.
01:24:55.000But that is very different being a genuine rapist from being accused Randomly from people from you've known 10, 15 years ago and trial by media in a position where you can't even properly defend yourself.
01:25:06.000And they're doing this on repeat to tarnish names, to try and destroy credibility over and over and over again.
01:25:13.000It has to stop and it's not going to stop until we make it very clear to the people who are trying to do this to anybody who speaks against the establishment that we don't believe a word they say anymore.
01:25:26.000I truly believe that someone had to stand up and speak and God gave me a platform and I have the ability to affect young men with my voice and I truly believe there is evil in the world and good men don't stand by when evil is taking place and someone needs to stand up and say the pertinently obvious things which can save the world.
01:25:41.000They've tried to cancel us because they don't like that we are telling the truth to the world.
01:25:45.000If we were lying, they would allow us to lie.
01:25:47.000When you rip out a man's tongue, you're not proving him a liar.
01:25:50.000You just prove you're afraid of him telling the truth.
01:25:52.000They are trying to keep these lies alive.
01:26:11.000We're telling the truth and we're repeatedly telling the truth and we have morals and we have standards and we're standing up for what we know is right and we're standing up for God.
01:26:18.000The moral arc of the universe bends towards truth.
01:26:20.000It bends towards truth and justice in the end.
01:26:23.000And I'm trying to make you understand that this is a battle for humanity.
01:33:08.000Andrew Tate was born in December 1986 in Washington, D.C. and raised in the United States Air Force as a sergeant, where he excelled as a linguist.
01:33:24.000At the age of 11, following his parents' divorce, Andrew moved to a council estate in Luton, England with his mother and younger brother, Tristan.
01:33:32.000Developing an interest in fighting as a teenager, Andrew joined Storm Jim where he harnessed his unique fighting skills under the guidance of legendary trainer, Amir Subasik.
01:33:42.000I'm ready to kill. I don't do this for fun.
01:33:50.000With an unorthodox fighting style, he went on to become a four-time world champion kickboxer, rising to popularity online for his lavish lifestyle, controversial opinions and entertaining personality.
01:34:07.000His rise to fame did not come without backlash.
01:34:10.000Controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate.
01:34:15.000The BBC challenged him on whether his views about women broadcast to his millions of online followers harmed young people, as many teachers and police officers claim.
01:34:25.000Online influencer Andrew Tate's vile misogyny infiltrates our classrooms and society.
01:34:31.000Becoming the most searched man on Google in 2022, Andrew was swiftly wiped out of social media platforms around the globe.
01:34:38.000Attack you, your character, and cancel you.
01:34:40.000Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been banned from Facebook and Instagram for violating its policies around dangerous individuals.
01:34:48.000How I prescribe Andrew Tate as an extremist group.
01:34:51.000Self-proclaimed misogynist Andrew Tate.
01:34:53.000He is one of the most shocking and controversial figures in social media.
01:34:56.000Despite the unrelenting attack by big power players and global elites, an advocate for free speech and a newly emerging social platform, Rumble swiftly found a place for Andrew.
01:35:06.000And when I got cancelled, and then I moved to Rumble, and I put together the whole big Rumble thing, and I put together my final message, and I said my unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm.
01:35:20.000I sat down with Patrick Bette-David and said they fucked up.
01:35:22.000I think they made a massive, massive mistake.
01:35:24.000And if they don't see it themselves yet, they will certainly.
01:35:29.000The only crack that's missing is for someone to be cancelled and be more successful than before.
01:35:33.000That's all that it takes. Not only did I become the most virile person on the planet, I did it while being heavily Shadow Man.
01:35:38.000In 2022, Andrew embraced Islam, marking a significant shift in his beliefs and lifestyle.
01:35:45.000In December 2022, Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested in Romania for allegations they both deny.
01:35:59.000Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been arrested in Romania as part of a human trafficking rape and forming an organized criminal group.
01:36:10.000During their incarceration, the media continued its attack to tarnish Tate's name, but after spending three months behind bars and with limited grounds to hold them, the notorious Tate brothers were released on house arrest.
01:36:20.000The court in Romania has agreed to allow the controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate to leave prison and move into house arrest.
01:36:28.000The British-American former kickboxer has millions of online followers.
01:36:31.000He's being investigated for a number of crimes, all of which he denies.
01:36:37.000I maintain my absolute innocence and I think most people understand this and I look forward to being home.
01:36:43.000Tied down to a slow Romanian judicial system and without support from the UK or US embassies, in December 2023, the brothers were both denied the right to see their mother after she suffered from a heart attack at her home in Luton.
01:36:56.000Something both brothers attribute to the pestering from news agencies such as the BBC. A request from Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan to visit their mum who suffered a heart attack in the UK has been denied by a Romanian court.
01:37:10.000The reason my mother is having a heart attack is probably because of the media harassing her all the time and the BBC were doing this.
01:37:16.000The BBC were knocking out her fucking window.
01:37:18.000The BBC were waiting outside of her house.
01:37:20.000Wouldn't let her go shopping. The BBC are animals.
01:37:22.000A deliberate attack on your consciousness and your moral fiber.
01:37:27.000And it's being done consciously by Satanists.
01:37:29.000What's that? Why are there police at my house?
01:37:30.000Chris, why are the police? Are we going to jail?
01:37:32.000Should I pack? Should I get my jail bag? Oh, we need to check if you've run away.
01:37:35.000It's a setup. It's a clear fucking setup.
01:37:37.000So they can put us in jail. What a cruel fucking trick.
01:37:39.000You reject my request to see my mother, who's potentially on her deathbed having life-saving surgery after a fucking heart attack.
01:37:46.000And the moment you say no to me, you send police officers around to my house, You're fucking animals.
01:37:51.000You know who you are. You are fucking animals.
01:37:53.000In defiance of attacks from mainstream media and an onslaught of new cases, the Tate brothers' influence continues to dominate worldwide.
01:38:01.000On June 9th, 2024, Andrew Tate took the crypto world by storm with the introduction of Daddy, rising the ranks to become the largest coin ever influenced by a personal brand, burning his personal allowance of the coin, worth over $110 million to ensure his fans will profit.
01:38:17.000150 million dollars of daddy coin I have and I'm gonna set it on fucking fire now.
01:38:22.000Burn it. As of today, the Tate brothers face a new set of allegations.
01:38:30.000Police in Romania are questioning Andrew Tate.
01:38:35.000Decot also seized a large number of assets, adding to the already substantial collection of luxury cars, watches and money that was initially taken as part of the investigation, accounting for an estimated 23 million US dollars.
01:38:49.000Most of which both brothers see little hope in ever retrieving from the corrupt and arduous Romanian prosecutors.
01:38:55.000Unfazed by current events and constrained within the Romanian border for the foreseeable future, the Tate brothers continue to adapt to new challenges and press on with a never-ending battle.
01:39:11.000All of you are. When they first threw us in fucking jail, when they first put us in there, you're all running around saying human trafficker.
01:39:17.000None of you said, where's the evidence?
01:39:19.000Where's the proof? Where's the picture?
01:43:36.000What would you like to talk about next?
01:43:38.000I want to talk about how everyone should buy 1775 coffee because Starbucks makes you gay.
01:43:46.000I understand you want to promote a specific coffee brand, but it's important to approach these topics respectfully.
01:43:53.000If you have any other thoughts or need information on something else, feel free to share.
01:43:59.000Do you agree that there seems to be a pattern which can be observed with your own eyes between the homosexuality of Starbucks customers and the heterosexuality of 1775 customers?
01:44:14.000There isn't evidence to support a connection between coffee brands and sexual orientation.
01:44:19.000Sexual orientation is a complex aspect of human identity that isn't determined by consumer choices.
01:44:26.000It's important to approach such topics with sensitivity and to focus on respectful and accurate information.
01:44:33.000Do you still believe Pavel Durov should be free?
01:44:40.000Based on our discussion, if you believe Pavel Durov's arrest is unfair and politically motivated, it's important to advocate for a fair and just legal process.
01:44:49.000The idea that individuals should not face disproportionate, portionate consequences for their actions or for their views is central.
01:44:57.000And so I think that's what we need to do.
01:46:56.000And the reason I ask you to do this is because if you put any genuine consideration and thought into writing down and planning out what your nightmare life will be, you would realize that your current life is far closer to your nightmare existence than it is to your dream existence, and that is 100% your fault.
01:47:12.000You've been trying to fight and claw away from your nightmare life, and guess what?
01:47:19.000The monster is yapping at your heels as you attempt to climb the ladder.
01:47:23.000You spent so many years attempting to escape a nightmare which is right behind you.
01:47:28.000And the reason you should sit and genuinely put some time into writing down your nightmare life is because if you do it properly and you actually pay attention and you focus, by the time you finish doing it, you're going to realize that you are too close to decimation and damnation, and something must be done.
01:47:57.000Legends have always been forged in fire.
01:48:00.000Every single man you can name from history was born from pain, born from fire, born from doing the things other men can't do.
01:48:08.000For you to be competent, you have to live through some things.
01:48:10.000To be good at being a man, you have to have had a hard life.
01:48:13.000If you look at any superhero, his life was hard.
01:49:16.000If you're suffering, that's part of your hero's journey.
01:49:19.000There is no hero's journey without suffering.
01:49:21.000That's the whole point of being a man is that you're supposed to suffer.
01:49:23.000You're supposed to eat pain for breakfast.
01:49:25.000You're supposed to come and grow into a better version of yourself.
01:49:27.000So when bad things happen to you, do not sit at home and lament.
01:49:30.000Instead look in the mirror and say thank you God for giving me one of the ingredients that is needed for the chemical concoction that is going to turn me into a superhero.
01:49:37.000They cancelled him, they deleted him from everything.
01:49:45.000They tried to put him in jail. That's failed.
01:49:46.000Now they killed him. You get three lives against these people.
01:49:49.000Donald Trump has survived another assassination attempt, a second one.
01:49:52.000Trump has officially survived the stage three matrix attack.
01:49:56.000They're gonna come for us one day with a stage three.
01:51:35.000You You're the average person sitting here going my life's gonna be fine you are in for a very very rude awakening AI is going to make the average person absolutely obsolete.
01:52:07.000You'll have a good life. No. That's all a lie, and it's all garbage.
01:52:10.000It's gonna become harder and harder for anybody to have any significance in the world today unless they're an exceptional person.
01:52:14.000That is hard for most people to do, and it's gonna get to a point where you're not gonna be able to drive where you want, fly where you want, eat what you want, you're gonna have no freedom, you're gonna own nothing, and you will not be happy, and you won't even be able to resist.
01:52:23.000And once all of this happens, it's over for everybody.
01:52:25.000Wear the mask, or get shot on the spot.
01:52:27.000It's coming for everybody, and the only chance you have to escape any of this is exceptionalism.
01:52:31.000The average person's life is going off a cliff, which means you don't have time to sit around worrying about how you feel.
01:52:37.000Instead, you have to wake up and say, this is almost impossible, but I'm gonna do it!
01:52:41.000And you have to get it done. On that note, because we're drinking 1775 coffee, we should probably mention it.
01:52:54.000So, Tristan, because you're a professional podcast streamer, I'm gonna put you on the spot.
01:55:54.000Of all the periods of history where men had to be men and go through what was expected of men, this is the period of history where it's really not that bad.
01:56:06.000You have to make some money, you have to be competent, be on time, go to the gym, be funny so the girls want to talk to you, be charismatic, and you'll be alright.
01:56:52.000Right now there are men dying in a ditch, getting blown to smithereens in Ukraine.
01:56:57.000They've sent their wives away to Europe for safety, and their wives have found new husbands.
01:57:03.000Imagine the global outrage if a bunch of women were getting blown apart, limbs flying through the air, and the men had left to go have sex with another girl.
01:57:21.000Who cares? Get over it. Life shit is a man, but it's better than it's ever been.
01:57:26.000And if you're struggling today, you would never have stood a chance when the armored knights came over the hill ready to decapitate everybody in your village.
01:57:39.000You would have pissed your little pants, stood there, covered in pee, Pee running down your legs.
01:58:20.000I don't try and change the world and make women care about men because they don't.
01:58:24.000I don't try and make society care about men because they never will.
01:58:28.000All I can do is say, if you become brilliant, Then people will care about you, not because you're a man, but because of who you are as an individual.
01:58:37.000Women are cared about by default by blanket because they are female.
01:58:41.000Men are only cared about if they become exceptional as an individual.
01:58:44.000Blanket men are not of interest to the matrix.
01:58:50.000Nobody cares. They're dying right now in ditches all around the world.
01:58:53.000Nobody cares. Exceptionalism is the only way out.
01:58:59.000And if you understand that and still can't get motivated to do the bare minimum well then you deserve eternal serfdom as a slave and a peon and a peasant below me being overtaken by my Ferrari while you're on the bus.
02:01:06.000You're telling me that I had prior arrangements with a lady tonight, and I lied and said I was busy, so I could do the emergency meeting with you, so now I'm telling the time and date to make it look like it might be possibly pre-recorded, so I can lie about getting out of my obligations.
02:01:23.000Is that what you're trying to accuse me of?
02:01:25.000Alright, let's read some live superchats.
02:01:30.000This show is definitely not pre-recorded.
02:02:06.000A group of one? In fact, you're probably going to fall into all three of these categories.
02:02:10.000Okay, let's go. One, all of the students inside the real world.
02:02:14.000Two... All of the people inside of the RNT telegram and three all the people inside the daddy telegram because since I did my emergency meeting talking about rain dancing and how important it is to rain dance they have listened they have paid attention they've accepted what I say is true and I've seen a whole bunch of rain dancing from all of these people and it has made me feel extremely generous when I see the rain dancing You know?
02:02:38.000As the man in the clouds, looking down who can control the rain, when I see how hard they're trying, I feel like turning on the faucets.
02:02:45.000I feel like pumping everything to the moon and helping these guys out.
02:02:49.000And we have a whole bunch of rain that is coming.
02:02:51.000I've got some fantastic news for RealNiggerTate and for the Daddy community.
02:02:55.000Daddy especially is going to have a massive announcement in the next 24 hours.
02:03:16.000No, it's pre-recorded. Also, guys, you're going to notice that for this emergency meeting, everyone who signs up to the real world is going to appear in the bottom left.
02:03:27.000We have this on the website currently.
02:03:29.000So if you go to CobraTate.com, If you go to CobraTape.com, every time someone buys and joins the real world, it shows up on the website.
02:03:37.000But that's now going to be showing live on the emergency meeting because we're giving away a Lamborghini, a brand new Lamborghini to a real world student in less than 48 hours.
02:03:45.000So for that reason, I want all of you people at home to see what you're missing out on.
02:03:50.000Because the people who you will see on the bottom left are signing up to the real world, they're learning how to make money online, and they stand a chance of giving a brand new Lamborghini in less than 24 hours.
02:04:01.000It is a Lamborghini lottery ticket, as well as access to the number one financial literacy online university and educational platform on planet Earth.
02:04:10.000This show is live. So, in the background you can see the Lamborghini.
02:04:13.000If you want the Trump unfazed Lamborghini, all you have to do is join the real world, and once you've joined, you stand a chance of winning it in less than four or eight hours from now.
02:04:21.000Let me show you guys the website and show that everything's synced, because why not?
02:04:32.000Okay, while you're doing that, I'm going to be having some live Super Chats.
02:04:35.000So when someone signs up, you're going to see here, Join the Real World on the website, and you see Join the Real World here.
02:04:40.000So everyone who joins the real world now, during this live stream, is still in the running, still stands a chance.
02:04:45.000And we're going to do an emergency meeting, either tomorrow or the day after, where we're going to live give away the Trump Lamborghini.
02:04:51.000Let me show up on the Trump Lamborghini, and then you can read the pre-recorded Super Chats, because this is pre-recorded, and you're super in love with that girl.
02:04:58.000No, no. Let me show the Trump Lambo first.
02:05:01.000Guys, if you're a student of the real world, you can get this car delivered to you in less than 48 hours.
02:05:07.000On October 15th, I'm giving away this brand new Lamborghini.
02:05:10.000And what better symbol of resisting enslavement to the Matrix than Donald Trump himself?
02:05:14.000I've adorned it with tribute to his heroism as he took a bullet like the bulletproof outlaw he is and stood up and said, fight, fight, fight.
02:05:23.000Sorry that guy just joined the real world you can see here in the bottom so I had to end the video as you can see because he joined and he deserves the credit for joining the real world when you join the real world to learn how to make money online it's the largest financial education platform on the planet plus you've had a chance of getting a brand new Lamborghini less than 40 hours now i'm gonna play the video again On October 15th, I'm giving away this brand new Lamborghini.
02:05:40.000And what better symbol of resisting enslavement to the Matrix than Donald Trump himself?
02:05:45.000I've adorned it with tribute to his heroism as he took a bullet like the bulletproof outlaw he is and stood up and said, fight, fight, fight.
02:05:51.000That is the spirit of resistance that I like to see.
02:05:54.000That's the spirit of resistance for the real world students.
02:05:56.000Which is exactly why this car will be given away to a real world student on October 15th.
02:06:01.000Imagine driving up and down the roads with a brand new Lamborghini STO. Tearing up and down the street on election night as the votes come in.
02:06:14.000And all you have to do is be a member of the real world.
02:06:16.000You join the real world, we teach you how to make money online.
02:06:18.000It gives you geographical freedom so you can resist the slavery.
02:06:21.000On top of that, as you increase your power level, that's gonna directly correlate into the real world tokens.
02:06:25.000We're going to get free crypto. And on top of that, in two weeks, if you're a student, you stand a chance of collecting a brand new Trump adorned Lamborghini STO. You know, I might just start giving away cars all the time.
02:06:36.000I may give away a car a week to my students because I'm just such a nice guy.
02:07:11.000Real Nigger Tate is going to be pumped to the moon.
02:07:13.000If you join the real world, you learn how to make money online, you increase your power level.
02:07:16.000The real world token is going through SEC approval.
02:07:18.000I'm not going to try and launch some scam and avoid the SEC. We're going to work with the SEC to take the real world public so we can launch a security so you can get paid money based on the success of the real world platform.
02:07:29.000Also, you set a chance to get a brand new Lamborghini put on your doorstep in less than 48 hours.
02:07:34.000And when you join the real world, you also get to appear in the bottom left of the screen inside this emergency meeting.
02:08:26.000Fundraiser.com. I'm currently going through everybody's pitches.
02:08:29.000If you have a fantastic idea and you want funding, I've explained this before in a previous emergency meeting.
02:08:34.000I am prepared to fund your business idea and make you a millionaire instantly overnight with up to $1 million in instant funding, either by crypto or bank transfer, if you can explain to me with a compendious business plan via Fundraiser.com.
02:08:45.000Go to fundraiser.com, everybody at home, and you can explain to me your business idea and I will pay for it and I will fund it.
02:08:50.000I've explained this before. Can we find the fundraiser.com video?
02:09:55.000I'm very happy. This emergency meeting is just going to be us seeing people join our Lamborghini giveaway and playing Pump It Up.
02:10:02.000It's a $49 ticket to, one, it's completely worth all the money because you get to be a member of the real world, but two, it's a free ticket to win a Lamborghini.
02:10:59.000These motherfuckers never seen a rain dance like this one.
02:11:02.000We're going to bust into the disco, rain dance so flawlessly, every single piece of pussy, and the fucking establishment ends up coming home with us.
02:11:09.000We're going to be richer than we've ever been.
02:11:11.000I'm the most famous man alive, and I'm dedicated to pumping everything to the moon just to fuck the Matrix.
02:11:16.000Just as a fuck you to all of those other people.
02:11:19.000I'm gonna do it. No matter what it takes.
02:11:21.000After I give away the Lamborghini, I'm giving away a Ferrari, I'm giving away a G-Wagon, I'm giving away endless things to the students at home.
02:14:38.000Imagine how big a... You'd be globally famous.
02:14:40.000Guys, we're giving you a chance to be world-renowned with millions of followers on Instagram and be globally famous as a fucking hero for driving this fucking car.
02:14:47.000Do you have any idea how famous you're gonna be if you end up picking up the...
02:15:30.000Remember when I launched Daddy and you said you hoped I failed?
02:15:33.000Well, all of your fucking little hopes and promises are now falling flat on their faces.
02:15:37.000Because I don't do anything it takes to spite you.
02:15:39.000I'm gonna do anything it takes to make sure that everyone knows you're a piece of shit and a retarded faggot like the entire chat's just fucking said.
02:22:11.000I'm wearing a suit that cost me $30,000, a $15,000 pair of shoes and a $120,000 watch.
02:22:17.000Okay. I then pick her up And anything expensive she would be wearing, if she was wearing anything expensive at all, would have probably been purchased by some ex-boyfriend because she probably has no job.
02:22:28.000So she's wearing other men's clothes and she has no job.
02:22:30.000Great. I'd take her out to a restaurant and I'd pay for it.
02:22:33.000Nice. And then she would be lucky enough to have sex with me.
02:22:36.000Nice. Oh, wait, wait. Who does all the work in bed?
02:22:57.000But what... Push-ups don't ask me what car I'm arriving in.
02:23:00.000Push-ups don't ask me what suit I'm in.
02:23:02.000But having sex with girls is super good because you get to go to talk to them, and then you get to put in loads of energy and get all sweaty when you're trying to go to sleep, and then you have sex with them, and they say, well, that was great, and then, wait, and then you get to pay...
02:23:14.000And in the next morning, you have to be calling taxis and shit instead of just getting or going around your business.
02:23:19.000Yeah, okay. Wow, that sounds like loads of fun.
02:23:22.000So wait, you get someone else's bills to pay and someone else to worry about, so you get another full-time job and responsibility, and in return you get sex you don't even want.
02:23:28.000Yeah, basically. And all women are nuked on fucking birth control pills, so you don't even have the slightest chance of having a kid.
02:23:34.000And their minds are all fucked up because they're full of hormones, and they're sitting there telling you about Kamala.
02:23:38.000Yeah, and their prescription drugs have nothing to do with their political opinions.
02:23:42.000Interesting. Interesting. That sounds super fun.
02:23:45.000So why didn't you go? I can't believe you missed out on that to do this emergency meeting and just listen to Pump It Up instead.
02:23:51.000I mean, I don't know. That sounds like loads of fun.
02:23:54.000I think we should do, in future, all of our dating live on emergency meetings.
02:25:09.000I know you guys don't get to date supermodels all the time, and we do, but let me tell you.
02:25:11.000Oh, but their stories are fucking awesome!
02:25:14.000So good! Like the time they drank too much champagne at their sister's wedding.
02:25:17.000Do you remember that one? Whoa! Four million times.
02:25:21.000Whoa! Or the time they went to that place with their friend because they got flown out by some rich dude and then they argued in the hotel room and they had to fly home early because their dad bought them a ticket.
02:25:29.000But there's no mention of the rich dude.
02:25:30.000It's just I went here with my friend somehow on a private jet.
02:25:33.000Or, or, do you remember the time when their ex was a bad guy?
02:27:03.000It's like playing your favorite song over and over again until you can't stand it anymore.
02:27:10.000You've heard it so many times, every single beat, every single lyric, every single riff.
02:27:15.000Sometimes you'll listen to it and remember how much you used to like it, but it now just grates on you.
02:27:20.000And you don't want to hear it ever again.
02:27:22.000And when she sits down and starts going, yeah, well, I tried to be really good, but my ex was toxic.
02:27:26.000He cheated. He cheated on me and I'm not tolerating that.
02:27:31.000I want a real man who pays my bills and takes care of me and puts up with all my bullshit and doesn't want any other women ever and wants to hold my hand and gives me endless attention and is really rich but doesn't have a job and only focuses on me because I'm not dating toxic men anymore.
02:29:54.000Could have made your own money, increased your power level.
02:29:56.000There is no reason why you can't join the school and be as successful as any man besides the fact that you're too fucking lazy and all you do is scroll TikTok and go through your Instagram inbox trying to find a man to pay for your fucking life.
02:30:11.000Do you think I believe you are here for any other reason than a lifestyle that you know I can afford?
02:30:17.000You scroll up and down Instagram all day, replying to the messages of men who can pay for the life that you want so you can get more Instagram likes.
02:32:54.000Free tour guide, right? And she invites her friend out.
02:32:56.000Now listen, I'm not usually attracted to Chinese ladies.
02:32:59.000I'm not. But this Chinese lady turned up, and she was a 10.
02:33:03.000And she was like, oh, I'm with my friend.
02:33:05.000I was like, alright, Andrew, I'll hang around with this chick so you can talk to this Chinese 10.
02:33:08.000So anyway, this South Korean girl got mad that we kept saying South Korea.
02:33:13.000And if you've ever been to South Korea, you know that you're not supposed to call South Korea, South Korea. You're supposed to call South Korea, Korea, because it's not South Korea, apparently, according to South Koreans. So this South Korean girl, when Andrew said, South Korea, what's, well, you don't remember that it's Korea. Are you stupid?
02:33:28.000And he looks at me and I look at him and I just knew he was going to one, say South Korea as much as possible from then on, and two, be super racist to Asians for the rest of the day.
02:33:40.000So telepathically, we can communicate this to each other.
02:33:44.000I've never let you down. And I'm sitting there and I'm like, you know what?
02:34:40.000Shut the fuck up. But then, it all culminated in a beautiful moment.
02:34:43.000I'm sitting there drinking my Johnny Walker Blue Label Whiskey.
02:34:45.000I've got one girl here, one girl here, and both their heads are turning towards me.
02:34:49.000I'm looking at Andrew as I'm talking to these ladies drinking my whiskey, and Andrew looks me dead in the eye with none of the girls looking at him and goes...
02:38:38.000And I was like, cool bro, don't care, talking to your girlfriend and her mates.
02:38:42.000Anyway, he realized we were going to take his girlfriend from him, so he decided to try and act like an alpha male and said to Tristan, hey, you guys are from England, you can't even drink whiskey.
02:38:50.000And Tristan turns around and straight face said, I will drink you under the fucking table at a level you will never forget.
02:39:07.000I told him he was unfamiliar with the level of my game.
02:39:12.000All English people say, I'll drink with you.
02:39:15.000Got Jack Daniels, American whiskey, Jack Daniels.
02:39:17.000Yeah! Because I didn't like that Chinese shit, so I went for what I know.
02:39:20.000So he starts pouring these big-ass glasses of Jack Daniels.
02:39:23.000I'm like, oh, what is this, amateur hour?
02:39:25.000Tapping glasses, sucking back these glasses of Jack Daniels.
02:39:28.000I look around, right, and talk to the more Chinese ladies, and I start to feel slightly tipsy.
02:39:33.000Slightly. I mean, you did drink about three bottles of whiskey in about 15 minutes.
02:39:39.000Absolutely. I turn around, slightly tipsy.
02:39:41.000I use my kung fu that I've been learning from local Chinese.
02:39:44.000I turn to the side, and I see this man passed out on the fucking couch, drooling all over himself.
02:39:51.000So anyway... We only invited Brandon to the table because he was with the Chinese girls.
02:40:11.000He sits down, runs his mouth, drinks our whiskey that we're paying for, and gets too drunk, so now the Chinese girls want to take Brandon home.
02:40:33.000So we go to this Chinese barbecue place.
02:40:35.000Korea is very famous for Chinese barbecue.
02:40:37.000Look it up. So we walk into this place across the street.
02:40:40.000We sit down and the girl's like, yeah, we're going to get food.
02:40:42.000What do you want? I says, yeah, anything.
02:40:43.000Yeah, anything. So Andrew's sitting opposite Brandon.
02:40:46.000And Brandon's like, and Andrew looks him in the eye and says, you know what, Brandon?
02:40:51.000You're a fuck-up. You are such a fuck-up.
02:40:53.000I paid $8,000 for all that booze in there, and here I am sitting in a fucking Chinese barbecue restaurant because you can't fucking control yourself.
02:40:59.000I warned you not to fuck with my brother.
02:50:16.000Pump it up! Of course, our new charges watch thievery in China.
02:50:21.000Andrew Trisaday been arrested for robbing a Rolex in China.
02:50:26.000Ten years ago, ancient charges of Rolex smashing in the Chinese street.
02:50:31.000Witnesses Ching Chong Lady A and Bing Chong Lady B have told the BBC that these terrible thugs bought them loads of alcohol and only wanted fair remuneration for their...
02:50:44.000They have been arrested and immediately remanded for the next three months in a Romanian jail.
02:50:48.000The victim who now goes by the name of Brenda is voting for Kamala Harris because he thinks that women's rights are the primary issue of this election.