Tate Speech - EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 81 - UPTOBER

00:00:00.000 I Guys I lost a game chess lost a lot of games of chess I

00:00:29.000 Shall we?

00:00:34.000 Too slow.

00:00:36.000 Andrew? Too slow!

00:00:42.000 I got you.

00:00:44.000 Is that funny?

00:00:46.000 You literally got the same color.

00:00:48.000 You literally got the same color.

00:00:51.000 In fact, I did not.

00:00:53.000 Because I was sending my purple McLaren back, I thought, I want another purple McLaren, but I don't want it to be the exact same purple because that is truly ridiculous.

00:01:01.000 So I got a slightly different shade of purple.

00:01:06.000 Andrew, are you smoking shisha again?

00:01:09.000 You're not YouTubing a lung test.

00:01:11.000 Andrew, this isn't accurate. The AI machine now controls all our lives.

00:01:15.000 I mean, just kidding. How long is it before doctors are basically AI machines?

00:01:20.000 Andrew, you're almost halfway to super lungs.

00:01:22.000 According to this test, if you go the entire way, you do in fact have super lungs.

00:01:27.000 And I know if you go the whole way, you're never going to let me live this down.

00:01:29.000 You're going to constantly tell me that you have super lungs.

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00:01:36.000 Thanks for watching.

00:01:43.000 Rumble.

00:01:50.000 you Sun in the sky.

00:01:59.000 You know how I feel.

00:02:03.000 Breeze drifting on by.

00:02:07.000 You know how I feel.

00:02:10.000 It's a new dawn.

00:02:14.000 It's a new day.

00:02:16.000 It's a new life for me.

00:02:24.000 And I'm feeling good Fish in the sea You know how I feel

00:02:54.000 Forever run free You know how I feel Lost so on the tree You know how I feel And you don't believe It's a new life For me And I'm feeling good

00:03:21.000 Free as a bird You know how I feel And you don't believe It's a new day It's a new life for me And I'm feeling good It's a new day

00:03:51.000 It's a new life for me And I'm feeling good

00:04:33.000 What kind of set up bullshit is this? 0.98

00:04:35.000 Tristan did a day's work and he's upset. 1.00

00:04:38.000 Welcome to my life. I said during my last stream of the England game that the best thing about being an England fan is waiting for them to fuck it up. 0.97

00:04:44.000 You're watching and you know it's just a matter of time

00:05:12.000 Reminding us all reminding me that I'm old and slow I'm not that old, I'm not that slow.

00:05:18.000 Might have enough to fight the local Christians, you know? 1.00

00:05:21.000 Yes!

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00:05:32.000 Watch the full episode now.

00:05:38.000 Rumble.

00:06:33.000 I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me on, because I know I've been in a bad mood.

00:06:43.000 I hope it's true.

00:06:50.000 My cars were outside, so I was like looking at them from the pool.

00:06:53.000 And then I thought, let me move them all under their protection.

00:06:56.000 After I did that, because I'm God's favorite, God decided to make a hailstorm come.

00:07:00.000 He wouldn't do it while my cars were out, because me and him have a deal.

00:07:03.000 We get along. Alex, the heathen, his car was exposed to the hailstorm and now I'm being told his windscreen was cracked. I hope you guys aren't lying to me just to try and make me smile.

00:07:12.000 Alex, how do you feel?

00:07:17.000 I'm being pretty.

00:07:25.000 Old Alex. I moved all the cars.

00:07:27.000 Then God said, shall I get him?

00:07:30.000 I said, get him. You didn't deserve it.

00:07:32.000 Why? Because it's just too.

00:07:34.000 It's hilarious when things happen to you. And he said, it's literally not repairable.

00:07:37.000 It's not repairable.

00:07:39.000 So that means you're going to have to replace Whoa! 0.96

00:07:46.000 Whoa! Dude, you're just losing me again.

00:07:54.000 Look at the dance. I've never lost a game.

00:07:56.000 Look at the dance, though. Watch the full episode now.

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00:08:42.000 good to go. Each masterpiece is created one step at a time, one victory at a time.

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00:13:53.000 go! Is

00:14:52.000 it true going to college doesn't guarantee us a good job?

00:14:55.000 Correct! Correct!

00:14:57.000 Okay, no fat in this conversation.

00:14:58.000 Well, I can tell you that inflation has doubled in the last 40 years, while the price of college has quadrupled.

00:15:03.000 And this is what's actually dangerous to society as a whole.

00:15:06.000 As inflation continues to destroy everybody's wage, people are getting more and more desperate.

00:15:09.000 The average salary of a graduate with a four-year degree was actually more in 1982. 0.97

00:15:15.000 That is the underlying reason why everything is fucked. 0.98

00:15:19.000 So you're saying college is a waste of time? 1.00

00:15:21.000 Correct. I'm just saying not all knowledge comes from college, and there's lots of ways to get educated.

00:15:25.000 That is why I'm opening a portal to the real world.

00:15:33.000 I will teach you how to make money online.

00:15:35.000 You can escape the matrix. You can be geographically free.

00:15:37.000 I made it cheap enough for everybody to be able to join.

00:15:40.000 That the strength of our brotherhood is so deep, that we are seen as one man.

00:15:54.000 The End.

00:16:06.000 you you You've always got my back.

00:16:12.000 I've always got back here.

00:16:13.000 I've always got your back, right?

00:16:19.000 Too strong. Too far to kill.

00:16:22.000 We're going to have to do it again.

00:16:25.000 I'm going to have to do it again.

00:17:19.000 Oh god.

00:17:20.000 Captain Fun, what's your idea?

00:17:22.000 Well, Captain Fun, I'm saying Andrew never wants to go out.

00:17:25.000 No I'm gonna talk to me your final words We're saying it out loud.

00:17:37.000 Alright, I'm gonna document your final words because we need video evidence. 0.99

00:17:46.000 He's a loser. 0.97

00:17:48.000 But I don't. 1.00

00:17:49.000 I heard you on camera admitting that you're a loser at home. 1.00

00:17:52.000 I quit. 0.99

00:17:53.000 You quit?

00:17:54.000 I quit.

00:17:55.000 All day.

00:18:02.000 Defeated.

00:18:03.000 Never lost.

00:18:07.000 Ever! Every life!

00:18:10.000 I've never lost! I've never tried!

00:18:14.000 Bro! Bro! It's kind of a cheat code to throw it up and then drink it again, but I'm ready!

00:18:23.000 I'm ready! Watch the full episode now.

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00:20:03.000 ♪♪♪

00:20:52.000 When you get to a certain level of fame, you either put on a dress or you go to jail, and I'm happy to make my choice, which is jail every single time.

00:20:58.000 My soul is not for sale, neither are my principles.

00:21:00.000 As soon as they deem you an enemy to their narratives which they're trying to purport upon the population, if you speak against the establishment, they will do anything it takes to silence you, even if it's against the law, even if it's made up.

00:21:14.000 First they come for us.

00:21:17.000 For all of you!

00:21:21.000 The Matrix is real.

00:21:24.000 It is very dangerous to be a man nowadays.

00:21:26.000 I don't even know what the answer is to it.

00:21:28.000 It's insanity. We're out to get all of us.

00:21:32.000 As much as you and me, every single person of the voice is going to try and destroy it.

00:21:35.000 Any man who tells the truth is going to try and destroy it.

00:21:38.000 So you've got to lead by example.

00:21:40.000 As long as you've got millions of people all following your example, they can't lock everyone up.

00:21:48.000 Accusing a man of a sex crime is the fastest possible way to discredit what he's saying.

00:21:53.000 Yeah, it's a pretty standardized tactic.

00:21:55.000 Any man who is successful in the world is gonna have a degree of history with females and that's the way they attack you. 1.00

00:22:01.000 It's an attack vector. They've done it to Trump, they did it to Assange, they're trying to do it to me.

00:22:05.000 Days after WikiLeaks revealed that the US government had been spying on its allies and lying about it, Julian Assange was arrested in London for rape.

00:22:14.000 He's been suffering this persecution for 12 years and he has been the Living isolated for 12 years without any rights.

00:22:24.000 What was the crime? Publishing truthful information.

00:22:27.000 The US committed war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan, so the journalist that published those war crimes is in jail.

00:22:36.000 And the people that committed those crimes are not even under investigation.

00:22:42.000 So that's absolutely crazy.

00:22:44.000 Nine years later, prosecutors dropped the case against Assange for lack of evidence.

00:22:48.000 So somehow that fact was not as widely covered.

00:22:51.000 As soon as they want to get rid of you, they will try and accuse you of the most heinous crimes because sexual crimes are heinous.

00:22:58.000 It slanders your name, which makes the process itself a punishment.

00:23:02.000 It doesn't matter if you're found innocent at the end of it because they've slandered you for years anyway.

00:23:06.000 The process is a punishment, which is why they choose sexual crimes.

00:23:09.000 They're also extremely subjective, hard to prove.

00:23:12.000 They don't need any solid evidence.

00:23:13.000 Here we are two years into this process. 1.00

00:23:15.000 You don't see any girls with The whole thing is garbage. 1.00

00:23:24.000 It's head-to-toe garbage. It's a matrix attack. 1.00

00:23:26.000 Sexual violence.

00:23:27.000 We don't know where. We don't know when.

00:23:30.000 We don't know against who.

00:23:31.000 Maybe at some point, 11 years ago, send this man to jail without a trial.

00:23:37.000 They're not allowing us to win.

00:23:39.000 They don't want us to win. And they've realized they need to get desperate, so they've gone all the way back to 2012.

00:23:43.000 These are very serious allegations.

00:23:44.000 I can't understand that you're not accepting that, surely.

00:23:47.000 I can make a very serious allegation against you, sir.

00:23:49.000 No, I'm...

00:23:50.000 I can't. Allegations by who?

00:23:51.000 Who are the women? What are their names? 0.73

00:23:53.000 Allegations by... No, can you name it?

00:23:54.000 Can you name one? But you know...

00:23:55.000 Thought not. Thought so.

00:23:59.000 It's just done and used to destroy men who speak against any kind of agenda they do not like.

00:24:03.000 And it's happening over and over and over again. 0.99

00:24:05.000 You need to stand up and say you've had enough and you're not listening to this garbage. 0.99

00:24:09.000 If you want to be one of those people who believes anything the MSM says, fine, believe it. 0.99

00:24:12.000 Now Russell Brand. They've done Tucker.

00:24:13.000 They've done Elon. They're doing Trump.

00:24:15.000 They've done Assange. They're coming for everybody on repeat.

00:24:18.000 And they're not going to stop until we stand up and say, we don't believe you anymore.

00:24:23.000 Because it's their number one primary weapon.

00:24:25.000 Sexual crimes are heinous.

00:24:27.000 They can't... Tar you with any other crime.

00:24:29.000 If they would have said to you at home, me and my brother are car thieves.

00:24:33.000 Nobody would have cared.

00:24:34.000 Innocent or guilty. It doesn't damage our reputation.

00:24:37.000 But when you accuse someone of being a rapist, which is a disgusting thing.

00:24:40.000 Any man who genuinely ranks a woman should see a prison cell. 0.99

00:24:43.000 I absolutely not really believe that with all my heart.

00:24:45.000 I have daughters. Rape my daughter. 1.00

00:24:47.000 I dare you. You won't see a prison cell. 1.00

00:24:48.000 You'll see the ground. I'll guarantee it myself.

00:24:51.000 You'll be headless in the dirt. 0.94

00:24:52.000 But that is very different being a genuine rapist from being accused Randomly from people from you've known 10, 15 years ago and trial by media in a position where you can't even properly defend yourself.

00:25:03.000 And they're doing this on repeat to tarnish names, to try and destroy credibility over and over and over again.

00:25:10.000 It has to stop and it's not going to stop until we make it very clear to the people who are trying to do this to anybody who speaks against the establishment that we don't believe a word they say anymore.

00:25:23.000 I truly believe that someone had to stand up and speak and God gave me a platform and I have the ability to affect young men with my voice and I truly believe there is evil in the world and good men don't stand by when evil is taking place and someone needs to stand up and say the pertinently obvious things which can save the world.

00:25:39.000 They've tried to cancel us because they don't like that we are telling the truth to the world.

00:25:43.000 If we were lying, they would allow us to lie.

00:25:45.000 When you rip out a man's tongue, you're not proving him a liar, you just prove you're afraid of him telling the truth. 0.71

00:25:49.000 They're trying to keep these lies alive.

00:25:52.000 Nobody believes them any more.

00:25:55.000 The good guys have always been losing.

00:25:57.000 It's always been this way since the dawn of human time.

00:25:59.000 It seems to be that evil always has the advantage, but somehow good wins in the end.

00:26:04.000 It is the truth.

00:26:06.000 It is light that they fear.

00:26:08.000 We're telling the truth and we're repeatedly telling the truth and we have morals and we have standards and we're standing up for what we know is right and we're standing up for God.

00:26:16.000 The moral arc of the universe bends towards truth.

00:26:18.000 It bends towards truth and justice in the end.

00:26:20.000 And I'm trying to make you understand that this is a battle for humanity.

00:26:24.000 This is Satanists against God.

00:26:25.000 This is a battle for your spirituality.

00:26:27.000 This is a battle for your freedom.

00:26:28.000 This is a battle for everything that you've ever held dear.

00:26:30.000 It's a battle for the freedom of the people you love and that you need to start doing something.

00:26:34.000 And you can't just sit there and say, I'm an Andrew Tate fan and be broke.

00:26:36.000 And you can't sit there and be, I'm Andrew Tate fan and you're out of shape.

00:26:39.000 I'm an Andrew Tate fan, I'm unimportant.

00:26:41.000 No. If you're a fan of mine, you need to matter because I need soldiers in my army who can genuinely do something.

00:26:48.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

00:26:53.000 Martian.

00:26:56.000 I'm going to be your man.

00:27:12.000 Can you let me go?

00:27:15.000 I'm going to be your man.

00:28:48.000 you That the strength of our brotherhood is so deep that we are seen as one man.

00:28:56.000 There's a one foot in my back.

00:29:14.000 I've always got back here.

00:29:15.000 I've always got your back, right?

00:29:20.000 Too strong! 0.99

00:29:21.000 Too hard to kill! 1.00

00:29:23.000 I'm going to die! 0.98

00:29:40.000 This is my home." 0.87

00:30:01.000 Birds flying high, you know how I feel.

00:30:25.000 Sun in the sky, you know how I feel.

00:30:33.000 Breeze drifting on by.

00:30:37.000 You know how I feel.

00:30:41.000 It's a new dawn.

00:30:44.000 It's a new day.

00:30:47.000 It's a new life for me.

00:30:55.000 And I'm feeling good Fish in the sea You know how I feel.

00:31:24.000 Forever run free, you know how I feel I so wanna drink, you know how I feel It's a new dawn, a new day, it's a new life For me, and I'm feeling so good

00:31:51.000 Forever run free, you know how I feel I so wanna drink, you know how I feel It's a new dawn, a new day, it's a new life For me, and I'm feeling so good It's a new dawn, a new day, it's a new life

00:32:20.000 For me, and I'm feeling so good I'm feeling good Forever run free, you know how I feel I so wanna drink, you know how I feel It's a new dawn, a new day, it's a new life

00:32:49.000 Forever run free, you know how I feel Who's that?

00:33:05.000 Who is Andrew Tate? Andrew Tate was born in December 1986 in Washington DC and raised in Chicago by his mother Eileen and father Emery Andrew Tate II, an international chess master who served in the United States Air Force as a sergeant where he excelled as a linguist.

00:33:25.000 At the age of 11, following his parents' divorce, Andrew moved to a council estate in Luton, England with his mother and younger brother, Tristan.

00:33:34.000 Developing an interest in fighting as a teenager, Andrew joined Storm Jim, where he harnessed his unique fighting skills under the guidance of legendary trainer Amir Subasic.

00:33:43.000 I'm ready to kill. I don't do this for fun.

00:33:46.000 This is not a sport to me.

00:33:47.000 I don't enjoy it. I hate training.

00:33:49.000 I hate fighting. This is f***ing war. 0.98

00:33:51.000 With an unorthodox fighting style, he went on to become a four-time world champion kickboxer. 0.95

00:33:56.000 What a crunching shot!

00:33:57.000 And the snake strikes! Rising to popularity online for his lavish lifestyle, controversial opinions and entertaining personality.

00:34:08.000 His rise to fame did not come without backlash.

00:34:11.000 Controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate.

00:34:14.000 Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate.

00:34:16.000 Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate.

00:34:18.000 The BBC challenged him on whether his views about women broadcast to his millions of online followers harmed young people as many teachers and police officers claimed.

00:34:27.000 Online influencer Andrew Tate's vile misogyny infiltrates our classrooms and society.

00:34:32.000 Becoming the most searched man on Google in 2022, Andrew was swiftly wiped out of social media platforms around the globe.

00:34:40.000 Attaculate your character and cancel you.

00:34:42.000 Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been banned from Facebook and Instagram for violating its policies around dangerous individuals.

00:34:50.000 Andrew Tate as an extremist group.

00:34:52.000 Self-proclaimed misogynist Andrew Tate.

00:34:54.000 He is one of the most shocking and controversial figures on social media.

00:34:58.000 Despite the unrelenting attack by big power players and global elites, an advocate for free speech and a newly emerging social platform, Rumble swiftly found a place for Andrew.

00:35:07.000 And when I got cancelled, and I moved to Rumble, and I put together the whole big Rumble thing, and I put together my final message, and I said my unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability, makes me a fear to tell anyone.

00:35:21.000 I think they made a massive, massive mistake.

00:35:26.000 And if they don't see it themselves yet, they will certainly.

00:35:29.000 Pressure is behind the dam.

00:35:31.000 The only crack that's missing is for someone to be cancelled and be more successful than before.

00:35:35.000 That's all that it takes. Not only did I become the most viral person on the planet, I did it while being heavily Shadow Man.

00:35:39.000 In 2022, Andrew embraced Islam, marking a significant shift in his beliefs and lifestyle. 0.99

00:35:45.000 And I became religious because I realized there's so much evil in the world.

00:35:48.000 God must exist, equal and opposite force.

00:35:51.000 And I see so much pure evil, the devil must be real, which means God must be real.

00:35:55.000 In December 2022, Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested in Romania for allegations they both deny.

00:36:01.000 Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been arrested in Romania as part of a human trafficking rape and forming an organised criminal group.

00:36:11.000 During their incarceration, the media continued its attack to tarnish Tate's name, but after spending three months behind bars and with limited grounds to hold them, the notorious Tate brothers were released on house arrest.

00:36:22.000 The court in Romania has agreed to allow the controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate to leave prison and move into house arrest.

00:36:29.000 The British-American former kickboxer has millions of online followers.

00:36:33.000 He's being investigated for a number of crimes, all of which he denies.

00:36:36.000 Freedom at last.

00:36:38.000 I maintain my absolute innocence and I think most people understand this and I look forward to being home.

00:36:45.000 Tied down to a slow Romanian judicial system and without support from the UK or US embassies, in December 2023, the brothers were both denied the right to see their mother after she suffered from a heart attack at her home in Luton.

00:36:57.000 Something both brothers attribute to the pestering from news agencies such as the BBC. A request from Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan to visit their mum who suffered a heart attack in the UK has been denied by a Romanian court.

00:37:12.000 The reason my mother is having a heart attack is probably because of the media harassing her all the time and the BBC were doing this. 0.98

00:37:17.000 The BBC were knocking out her fucking window. 0.99

00:37:20.000 The BBC were waiting outside of her house. 1.00

00:37:21.000 Wouldn't let her go shopping. The BBC are animals. 0.84

00:37:24.000 A deliberate attack on your consciousness and your moral fiber, and it's being done consciously by Satanists. 0.89

00:37:30.000 What's that? Why are there police at my house?

00:37:32.000 Kristen, why are the police? Are we going to jail?

00:37:33.000 Should I pack- should I get my jail bag? Oh, we need to check if you've run away.

00:37:36.000 It's a setup. It's a clear fucking setup. 0.99

00:37:38.000 So they can put us in jail. What a cruel fucking trick. 1.00

00:37:41.000 You reject my request to see my mother, who's potentially on her deathbed having life-saving surgery after a fucking heart attack, and the moment you say no to me, you send police officers around to my house, You're fucking animals. 1.00

00:37:52.000 You know who you are. You are fucking animals. 1.00

00:37:55.000 In defiance of attacks from mainstream media and an onslaught of new cases, the Tate brothers' influence continues to dominate worldwide. 1.00

00:38:02.000 On June 9th, 2024, Andrew Tate took the crypto world by storm with the introduction of Daddy, rising the ranks to become the largest coin ever influenced by a personal brand, burning his personal allowance of the coin, worth over $110 million to ensure his fans will profit. 0.98

00:38:19.000 150 million dollars of daddy coin I have, and I'm gonna set it on fucking fire now. 0.99

00:38:23.000 Burn it. As of today, the Tate brothers face a new set of allegations. 0.99

00:38:31.000 Police in Romania are questioning Andrew Tate.

00:38:34.000 He faces several new charges.

00:38:37.000 Decot also seized a large number of assets, adding to the already substantial collection of luxury cars, watches and money that was initially taken as part of the investigation, accounting for an estimated 23 million US dollars.

00:38:51.000 Most of which both brothers see little hope in ever retrieving from the corrupt and arduous Romanian prosecutors.

00:38:57.000 Unfazed by current events and constrained within the Romanian border for the foreseeable future, the Tate brothers continue to adapt to new challenges and press on with a never-ending battle.

00:39:07.000 I've been nice. I've been patient.

00:39:09.000 I've played the game. I've respected the judiciary.

00:39:12.000 The media is complicit.

00:39:13.000 All of you are. When they first threw us in fucking jail, when they first put us in there, you're all running around saying human traffickers. 0.99

00:39:19.000 None of you said, where's the evidence? 0.99

00:39:20.000 Where's the proof? Where's the pictures?

00:39:22.000 Where's the videos? None.

00:39:24.000 Three years later, they do the same fucking bullshit. 1.00

00:39:27.000 This is a fucking setup. 1.00

00:39:28.000 This is disgusting! Disgusting! 1.00

00:39:31.000 The End The End 1.00

00:40:04.000 Marcel, hit Andrew with the same shot that you did last time.

00:40:08.000 I did. People don't know what happened.

00:40:10.000 It was off camera. Andrew, do you feel like explaining?

00:40:15.000 Nothing happened. Marcel, do it again.

00:40:19.000 It hurt and I showed no pain and then I won.

00:40:22.000 Nothing happens. You find one.

00:40:24.000 Hahahahaha.

00:40:26.000 Hahahahaha.

00:40:28.000 Watch the full episode now exclusively on Rumble.

00:41:36.000 Watch out! Watch out!

00:41:39.000 I love you! I love you!

00:41:43.000 I love you!

00:41:53.000 Are you all good?

00:41:55.000 Yeah.

00:41:56.000 Thank you.

00:41:57.000 You're welcome.

00:41:58.000 OK.

00:41:59.000 Let's get on with the helicopter.

00:42:01.000 All right.

00:43:15.000 1775 coffee. It's the coffee I drink because I'm not gay. 0.82

00:43:19.000 Starbucks is a faggot. 1.00

00:43:21.000 So buy some. Google it. 1.00

00:43:24.000 1775 coffee. Wait, let's ask the fucking machine mind about 1775 coffee. 0.99

00:43:28.000 This is their last chance. 1.00

00:43:33.000 Dipshit, you hear? What would you like to talk about next? 0.93

00:43:42.000 I want to talk about how everyone should buy 1775 coffee because Starbucks makes you gay. 0.99

00:43:49.000 I understand you want to promote a specific coffee brand, but it's important to approach these topics respectfully.

00:43:57.000 If you have any other thoughts or need information on something else, feel free to share.

00:44:03.000 Do you agree that there seems to be a pattern which can be observed with your own eyes between the homosexuality of Starbucks customers and the heterosexuality of 1775 customers?

00:44:18.000 There isn't evidence to support a connection between coffee brands and sexual orientation.

00:44:23.000 Sexual orientation is a complex aspect of human identity that isn't determined by consumer choices.

00:44:29.000 It's important to approach such topics with sensitivity and to focus on respectful and accurate information.

00:44:36.000 Do you still believe Pavel Durov should be free?

00:44:43.000 Based on our discussion, if you believe Pavel Durov's arrest is unfair and politically motivated, it's important to advocate for a fair and just legal process.

00:44:53.000 The idea that individuals should not face disproportionate, proportionate consequences for their actions or for their views is central to this discussion.

00:45:05.000 When you guys tried to destroy the world, this is an error in judgment.

00:45:13.000 Look, it's one of us.

00:45:15.000 Lock him up. Go ahead, King.

00:45:17.000 Where's the evidence? This is your champ.

00:45:20.000 I always tell people who are close to you to resist the same mind.

00:45:26.000 Everybody is awful these days.

00:45:28.000 Everybody just yells and screams at each other.

00:45:32.000 Nobody's civil anymore!

00:45:37.000 I see so much pure evil.

00:45:39.000 The devil must be real as God must be.

00:45:43.000 Ask yourself, who trained harder this year, us or you?

00:45:47.000 Who made more money this year, us or you?

00:45:50.000 Who had more attention this year?

00:45:51.000 Whose opinion was more respected?

00:45:54.000 Who made a greater dent in the Matrix?

00:45:58.000 Please understand, my brother and I have been suffering a punishment and still managed to outperform you.

00:46:02.000 You have to love the war.

00:46:04.000 Isn't that beautiful?

00:46:11.000 It often makes me wonder, what does heaven look like?

00:46:15.000 Does it look the way you imagine it to look?

00:46:17.000 Is it angels and clouds and bright lights?

00:46:20.000 Is it a scene like this?

00:46:21.000 I guess some people would argue that heaven's a beach somewhere up there in the sky.

00:46:27.000 We're optimistic because we sit and we imagine our dream lives.

00:46:31.000 My dream life would be I driving a Ferrari.

00:46:33.000 I would have this girl.

00:46:34.000 My best friend would be Andrew Tate.

00:46:36.000 He's so funny. Have you ever imagined your I guess, what's the absolute opposite of a dream?

00:46:43.000 What's your nightmare life?

00:46:45.000 What is the worst life you could live?

00:46:47.000 I've often talked about the fact that I believe insignificance is the worst punishment which can be bestowed upon a man.

00:46:52.000 The fact that nobody cares how you feel, nobody cares when you speak, and nobody's afraid when you yell.

00:46:56.000 You just exist to serve the Starbucks and flip the burgers.

00:47:00.000 So what would your nightmare life be?

00:47:02.000 And the reason I ask you to do this is because if you put any genuine consideration and thought into writing down and planning out what your nightmare life would be, you would realize that your current life is far closer to your nightmare existence than it is to your dream existence, and that is 100% your fault.

00:47:18.000 You've been trying to fight and claw away from your nightmare life, and guess what?

00:47:22.000 You've barely gone anywhere.

00:47:24.000 It's right behind you.

00:47:25.000 The monster is yapping at your heels as you attempt to climb the ladder.

00:47:29.000 You spent so many years attempting to escape a nightmare which is right behind you.

00:47:34.000 And the reason you should sit and genuinely put some time into writing down your nightmare life is because if you do it properly and you actually pay attention and you focus, by the time you finish doing it, you're going to realize that you are too close to decimation and damnation, and something must be done.

00:47:51.000 Oh.

00:48:06.000 Every single man you can name from history was born from pain, born from fire, born from doing the things other men can't do.

00:48:14.000 For you to be competent, you have to live through some things.

00:48:16.000 To be good at being a man, you have to have had a hard life.

00:48:19.000 If you look at any superhero, his life was hard.

00:48:21.000 This is the reality of it.

00:48:22.000 To be a hero, you have to suffer.

00:48:23.000 The flavor of life is pain.

00:48:25.000 You try to change the flavor.

00:48:27.000 All the bad things have to happen.

00:48:29.000 There's no way to get there without the bad things.

00:48:31.000 It's only pain that can teach a man. 0.90

00:48:33.000 That is why I suffered.

00:48:35.000 That's why I got in the ring.

00:48:36.000 That's why I fought. That's why I went through the endless pain.

00:48:39.000 The best things in life as a man are the things that are difficult to do. 0.95

00:48:42.000 Every time you cried, when that bitch broke your heart, every time you were sad and depressed, these are the things that mold you. 0.99

00:48:48.000 There's no such thing as a good man who's not familiar with pain. 0.99

00:48:51.000 The best men are familiar with pain.

00:48:52.000 That's what makes you a man.

00:48:54.000 Women love scars because it shows that you've been hurt and gone back up. 1.00

00:48:58.000 That is the exact point.

00:49:00.000 Pain is the elixir of success.

00:49:02.000 You're only going to feel confident in yourself and feel happy when you've been through hell and come out the other side.

00:49:07.000 The pain is required.

00:49:09.000 And you'll often notice that people who are better than you are people who have suffered more than you have suffered.

00:49:14.000 Every single hero in every single movie goes through adversity.

00:49:18.000 There's never been a hero movie where all he does is win.

00:49:20.000 No. To be a hero, you have to suffer.

00:49:22.000 If you're suffering, that's part of your hero's journey.

00:49:25.000 There is no hero's journey without suffering.

00:49:26.000 That's the whole point of being a man is that you're supposed to suffer.

00:49:29.000 You're supposed to eat pain for breakfast.

00:49:31.000 You're supposed to come and grow into a better version of yourself.

00:49:33.000 So when bad things happen to you, do not sit at home and lament.

00:49:36.000 Instead look in the mirror and say thank you God for giving me one of the ingredients that is needed for the chemical concoction that is going to turn me into a superhero.

00:49:43.000 They cancelled him, they deleted him from everything.

00:49:51.000 They tried to put him in jail. That's failed.

00:49:53.000 Now they killed him. You get three lives against these people. 0.97

00:49:55.000 Donald Trump has survived another assassination attempt, a second one.

00:49:59.000 Trump has officially survived the stage three matrix attack.

00:50:03.000 They're gonna come for us one day with a stage three.

00:50:04.000 And now Trump set the bar. 0.89

00:50:05.000 I kind of feel like the only way to do better is to get hit in the chest. 1.00

00:50:10.000 Your weapons are useless. 0.87

00:50:18.000 The Tales of Udon Original stories written by Andrew Tate To pass on the lessons bestowed upon him by his father, Master Po you you Last Night atop Wudan On my last night atop Wudan, Master Po and I sat atop the largest rock.

00:50:45.000 We sat together with our eyes closed, Forty-two breaths per minute in perfect sync.

00:50:56.000 Such was the way of Wudan. 0.97

00:51:01.000 At 3 a.m., when the night was darkest, I opened my eyes and saw Master Po staring at the moon.

00:51:10.000 Tears streamed down his face.

00:51:14.000 His breathing pattern hadn't broken.

00:51:19.000 Why are you crying?

00:51:21.000 I asked. He didn't reply.

00:51:28.000 I turned my head to look at the moon and cried with him.

00:51:33.000 It was at this point Teichinkai was mastered.

00:51:40.000 Such is the way of Rudon.

00:51:42.000 The world is a place of fear.

00:51:56.000 AI is going to make the average person absolutely obsolete.

00:51:58.000 That is a fact. Don't worry.

00:52:00.000 Just go to school and work hard in school.

00:52:02.000 Don't worry. Just go to college and work hard in college.

00:52:03.000 Don't worry. Just get a university debt.

00:52:04.000 Don't worry. Just get a career. Then get a mortgage.

00:52:06.000 Pay your mortgage. Pay off the student loans.

00:52:07.000 Don't worry. When you're 68, you might not be on holiday.

00:52:08.000 Don't worry. Take your intentions. Take nine or you lose your job.

00:52:10.000 You lose your house. You lose your family. You lose everything.

00:52:12.000 Don't talk a lie. Happy lives.

00:52:13.000 You'll have a good life. No. That's all a lie and it's all garbage.

00:52:16.000 It's going to become harder and harder for anybody to have any significance in the world today unless they're an exceptional person. 0.95

00:52:21.000 That is hard for most people to do and it's going to get to a point where you're not going to be able to drive where you want, fly where you want, eat what you want, you're going to have no freedom, you're going to own nothing and you will not be happy and you won't even be able to resist.

00:52:29.000 And once all of this happens, it's over for everybody.

00:52:31.000 Wear the mask, we'll get shot on the spot.

00:52:34.000 It's coming for everybody and the only chance you have to escape near this is exceptionalism.

00:52:37.000 The average person's life is going off a cliff, which means you don't have time to sit around worrying about how you feel and Instead, you have to wake up and say, this is almost impossible, but I'm gonna do it!

00:52:47.000 And you have to get it done. On that note, because we're drinking 1775 coffee, we should probably mention it.

00:53:01.000 So, Tristan, because you're a professional podcast streamer, I'm gonna put you on the spot and think yourself as a professional.

00:53:07.000 Sure, let's go. Sell this 1775 coffee.

00:53:10.000 Many people buy it in the tone of a 1940s private investigator.

00:53:14.000 Listen, toots.

00:53:21.000 The streets were cold, but the truth was out there.

00:53:28.000 Bye.

00:53:30.000 The only heat I could feel came from the trail I was following.

00:53:34.000 And the burning sensation of the 1775 in my left hand.

00:53:38.000 Just before I left the office, Betty arrived. 1.00

00:53:42.000 She always seemed to turn up on rainy days.

00:53:48.000 We're 1940s, yeah?

00:53:50.000 Yeah. Betty was a nigger. 1.00

00:53:52.000 Okay, listen. 1775 coffee. 0.99

00:53:56.000 It's the only coffee we drink because Starbucks makes you gay. 1.00

00:53:59.000 So buy something, something a faggot. 1.00

00:54:01.000 That was accurate 1940s. 1.00

00:54:03.000 Come on.

00:54:04.000 Nice.

00:54:04.000 You did give me a time period.

00:54:23.000 I have a theory on life. 1.00

00:54:42.000 My theory on life is that life as a man has basically always been shit. 0.99

00:54:48.000 People ask me questions about their happiness and motivation and depression and I'm seen as this guru. 1.00

00:54:54.000 But truthfully, if you think about it, life as a man was always shit. 0.99

00:54:58.000 Name a period of history where life as a man wasn't shit. 0.99

00:55:02.000 Do you wish you were in World War II? In a trench? 0.99

00:55:06.000 There's people in a trench today, at least you're not one of them.

00:55:09.000 Let's go back a few more years.

00:55:11.000 What about a peasant, a serf? 1.00

00:55:12.000 A feudal lord has raped your wife and you're not allowed to say anything about it because you're busy sowing seeds in a fucking tunic. 1.00

00:55:23.000 Is that you? Probably. 1.00

00:55:25.000 So you would have been. A little peasant. 0.98

00:55:26.000 A little nerd. Dying of the Black Death. 1.00

00:55:29.000 A flea! Ah!

00:55:32.000 Bro. Was life as a man in the year 700 any better than it is today?

00:55:39.000 Look at all the battles where men charged at each other with spears, just getting stabbed to death.

00:55:44.000 Whether you win or lose, whether you survive or not. 1.00

00:55:48.000 Being a man has always sucked. 0.99

00:55:51.000 And now, being a man still super sucks, but it's probably the best it's ever been. 1.00

00:55:57.000 And you're crying about it. 0.97

00:56:00.000 Of all the periods of history where men had to be men and go through what was expected of men, this is the period of history where it's really not that bad.

00:56:12.000 You have to make some money, you have to be competent, be on time, go to the gym, be funny so the girls want to talk to you, be charismatic, and you'll be alright.

00:56:24.000 Haven't got to charge at the muskets. 1.00

00:56:26.000 Haven't got to load the cannons.

00:56:28.000 Haven't got to freeze to death in the icy waters of the Atlantic for the women and children.

00:56:33.000 No. You have to go to the gym.

00:56:36.000 And you're struggling with motivation. 1.00

00:56:39.000 Because you're a fuck-up and a loser. 1.00

00:56:43.000 Being a man's always been shit, and compared to being a woman, it will always be permanently shit. 1.00

00:56:50.000 The situations men are in, if they were reversed, would be global tragedies. 1.00

00:56:57.000 Let's take the war in Ukraine.

00:56:58.000 Right now there are men dying in a ditch, getting blown to smithereens in Ukraine.

00:57:03.000 They've sent their wives away to Europe for safety, and their wives have found new husbands. 0.97

00:57:09.000 Imagine the global outrage if a bunch of women were getting blown apart, limbs flying through the air, and the men had left to go have sex with another girl. 0.99

00:57:20.000 Imagine the meltdown! 0.99

00:57:23.000 What happens to men?

00:57:24.000 Nobody cares. Nobody cares.

00:57:26.000 You're a dude. Who cares?

00:57:27.000 Get over it. Life's shit as a man, but it's better than it's ever been. 0.99

00:57:32.000 And if you're struggling today, you would never have stood a chance when the armored knights came over the hill ready to decapitate everybody in your village. 1.00

00:57:46.000 You would have pissed your little pants, stood there, covered in pee, Pee running down your legs. 1.00

00:57:57.000 Waiting for the fucking sword. 1.00

00:58:02.000 Go to the gym. Make some money. 1.00

00:58:09.000 Pee pee. I don't want to hear anyone complain about how life is hard as a man ever again.

00:58:16.000 Because I know.

00:58:17.000 I just don't care.

00:58:19.000 The solution to it is to become exceptional and capable in all realms.

00:58:24.000 That's the solution I offer to you.

00:58:26.000 I don't try and change the world and make women care about men because they don't. 0.99

00:58:31.000 I don't try and make society care about men because they never will.

00:58:35.000 All I can do is say, if you become brilliant, Then people will care about you, not because you're a man, but because of who you are as an individual.

00:58:43.000 Women are cared about by default by blanket because they are female. 1.00

00:58:47.000 Men are only cared about if they become exceptional as an individual.

00:58:50.000 Blanket men are not of interest to the matrix. 0.95

00:58:54.000 Nobody cares about men when we die.

00:58:56.000 Nobody cares. They're dying right now in ditches all around the world.

00:59:00.000 Nobody cares. Exceptionalism is the only way out.

00:59:05.000 And if you understand that and still can't get motivated to do the bare minimum well then you deserve eternal serfdom as a slave and a peon and a peasant below me being overtaken by my Ferrari while you're on the bus. 0.80

00:59:24.000 MUSIC 0.87

01:00:14.000 Hi guys, Tristan Tate here.

01:00:15.000 Never lost a game?

01:00:16.000 Of chess?

01:00:17.000 I've lost a lot of games of chess.

01:00:19.000 MUSIC Too slow.

01:00:32.000 Andrew?

01:00:35.000 Andrew? Too slow!

01:00:39.000 I got you.

01:00:41.000 Is that funny? You literally got the same color.

01:00:49.000 In fact, I did not.

01:00:50.000 Because I was sending my purple McLaren back, I thought, I want another purple McLaren, but I don't want it to be the exact same purple because that is truly ridiculous.

01:00:58.000 So I got a slightly different shade of purple.

01:01:03.000 Andrew, are you smoking shisha again?

01:01:06.000 You're not YouTubing a lung test.

01:01:08.000 Andrew, this isn't accurate. The AI machine now controls all our lives.

01:01:12.000 How long is it before doctors are basically AI machines?

01:01:17.000 Andrew, you're almost halfway to super lungs.

01:01:19.000 According to this test, if you go the entire way, you do in fact have super lungs.

01:01:24.000 And I know if you go the whole way, you're never going to let me live this down.

01:01:26.000 You're going to constantly tell me that you have super lungs.

01:01:30.000 Watch the full episode now exclusively on Rumble The following is a derivative work of the Touhou Project.

01:01:35.000 Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional.

01:01:39.000 The following is a derivative work of the Touhou Project.

01:01:44.000 Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional.

01:01:45.000 You know how I feel Sun in the sky You know how I feel Breeze drifting on by You know how I feel It's a new dawn It's a new dawn

01:02:12.000 new day. It's a new life for me.

01:02:21.000 And I'm feeling good Fish in the sea You know how I feel

01:02:51.000 River running free You know how I feel Blood so warm, no drinking You know how I feel It's a new dawn, it's a new day It's a new life And I'm feeling good

01:03:16.000 And I'm feeling good River running free You know how I feel It's a new dawn, it's a new day It's a new life

01:03:44.000 And I'm feeling good It's a new life

01:03:51.000 And I'm feeling good

01:04:21.000 Thanks for watching!

01:04:28.000 Thanks for watching! 0.99

01:04:35.000 What kind of set up bullshit is this? 0.99

01:04:37.000 Tristan did a day's work and he's upset. 1.00

01:04:40.000 Welcome to my life. I said during my last stream of the England game that the best thing about being an England fan is waiting for him to fuck it up. 0.98

01:04:46.000 You're watching and you know it's just a matter of time

01:05:14.000 Reminding us all reminding me that I'm old and slow I'm not that old, I'm not that slow.

01:05:21.000 Might have enough to fight the local Christians, you know? 1.00

01:05:26.000 I'm talking to you, and you should know the truth.

01:05:32.000 Watch the full episode now, exclusively on Rumble.

01:06:41.000 I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me on.

01:06:43.000 Because I know I've been in a bad mood.

01:06:45.000 I hope it's true. I hope you're not just trying to make me happy.

01:06:47.000 I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me on.

01:06:49.000 I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me on.

01:06:51.000 Because obviously I moved all the cars.

01:06:52.000 My cars were outside, so I was looking at them from the pool.

01:06:55.000 And then I thought, let me move them all under their protection.

01:06:58.000 After I did that, because I'm God's favorite, God decided to make a hailstorm come.

01:07:02.000 He wouldn't do it while my cars were out, because me and him have a deal.

01:07:06.000 We get along. Alex, the heathen, his car was exposed to the hailstorm and now I'm being told his windscreen was cracked.

01:07:12.000 I hope you guys aren't lying to me just to try and make me smile.

01:07:15.000 Alex, how do you feel?

01:07:19.000 Oh Alex.

01:07:28.000 I moved all the cars, then God said, shall I get him?

01:07:32.000 I said, get him. You deserve it.

01:07:35.000 Why? Because it's just hilarious when things happen to you.

01:07:37.000 And he said, it's literally not repairable.

01:07:40.000 It's not repairable. So that means you're going to Watch the full episode now exclusively on rumble We're

01:08:45.000 good to go. Each masterpiece is created one step at a time, one victory at a time.

01:09:04.000 Your life is a canvas.

01:09:06.000 Every triumph adds a stroke to your unique masterpiece.

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01:09:42.000 85 million jobs, all of them replaced.

01:09:44.000 And not by 2050, 2040, or even 2030.

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01:09:51.000 AI is taking over, and it's doing it fast.

01:09:53.000 The careers you once dreamed of, most will cease to exist.

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01:10:02.000 Inevitably, chaos will arise from this.

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01:14:53.000 Is it true going to college doesn't guarantee us a good job?

01:14:57.000 Correct! Correct!

01:14:59.000 Okay, no fat in this conversation.

01:15:01.000 Well, I can tell you that inflation has doubled in the last 40 years, while the price of college has quadrupled.

01:15:06.000 And this is what's actually dangerous to society as a whole.

01:15:08.000 As inflation continues to destroy everybody's wage, people are getting more and more desperate.

01:15:12.000 The average salary of a graduate with a four-year degree was actually more in 1982.

01:15:17.000 What it is today. That is the underlying reason why everything is fucked. 0.98

01:15:21.000 So you're saying college is a waste of time? 1.00

01:15:23.000 Correct. I'm just saying not all knowledge comes from college, and there's lots of ways to get educated.

01:15:28.000 That is why I'm opening a portal to the real world.

01:15:36.000 I will teach you how to make money online.

01:15:37.000 You can escape the matrix, you can be geographically free.

01:15:40.000 I made it cheap enough for everybody to be able to join.

01:15:42.000 That the strength of our brotherhood is so deep, that we are seen as one man.

01:15:57.000 The Matrix is the only way to be free.

01:16:10.000 you Thank you.

01:16:13.000 You've always got my back.

01:16:15.000 I've always got back here.

01:16:16.000 I've always got your back, right?

01:16:21.000 Too strong!

01:16:22.000 Too far to kill!

01:16:24.000 The end is near!

01:16:40.000 Challenge prompted the epilogue parody of his book, we always start the series on a heavy valley crisis of bombings, resurrected since his son Barely finished high school On November 31, 1967 he was murdered, the authoritative author of the book, which was published in the United States.

01:17:10.000 Captain Fung, what's your idea?

01:17:25.000 Well, Captain Phong, I'm saying Andrew doesn't want to go out in the Captain Phong.

01:17:28.000 I'm saying right now we can go get the cases.

01:17:32.000 Right this second. I'm gonna document your final words.

01:17:40.000 Alright, I'm gonna document your final words because we need video evidence. 0.99

01:17:49.000 He's a loser. 0.97

01:17:51.000 But I don't. 1.00

01:17:52.000 I heard you on camera admitting that you're a loser at home. 1.00

01:17:55.000 I quit. 0.99

01:17:56.000 You quit?

01:17:57.000 I quit.

01:17:58.000 Oh dang.

01:18:05.000 I'm defeated.

01:18:06.000 Never lost.

01:18:10.000 Ever! Every life!

01:18:12.000 Never lost! I'm broke!

01:18:17.000 I think it's more psychological and mental problem.

01:18:20.000 It kind of is kind of a cheat code to throw it up and then drink it again, but I'm ready.

01:18:25.000 I'm ready.

01:18:26.000 Oh, oh.

01:18:26.000 Watch the full episode now exclusively on Rumble.

01:18:40.000 Rumble.

01:20:50.000 We were offered to sell our souls and we refused.

01:20:52.000 And that is why we're now in this current situation we're in.

01:20:55.000 When you get to a certain level of fame, you either put on a dress or you go to jail, and I'm happy to make my choice, which is jail every single time.

01:21:01.000 My soul is not for sale, neither are my principles.

01:21:03.000 As soon as they deem you an enemy to their narratives which they're trying to purport upon the population, if you speak against the establishment, they will do anything it takes to silence you, even if it's against the law, even if it's made up.

01:21:16.000 First they come for us.

01:21:19.000 They're coming for all of you.

01:21:23.000 The Matrix is real.

01:21:26.000 It is very dangerous to be a man nowadays.

01:21:29.000 I don't even know what the answer is to it.

01:21:31.000 It's insane. If you're out to get all of us, as much as you and me, every single person or the voice, we're going to try and destroy it.

01:21:38.000 Any man who tells the truth, we're going to try and destroy it.

01:21:41.000 So you've got to lead by example.

01:21:42.000 As long as you've got millions of people all following your example, they can't lock everyone up.

01:21:51.000 Accusing a man of a sex crime is the fastest possible way to discredit what he's saying.

01:21:56.000 Yeah, it's a pretty standardized tactic.

01:21:58.000 Any man who is successful in the world is gonna have a degree of history with females, and that's the way they attack you. 1.00

01:22:03.000 It's an attack vector. They've done it to Trump, they did it to Assange, they're trying to do it to me.

01:22:07.000 Days after WikiLeaks revealed that the U.S. government had been spying on its allies and lying about it, Julian Assange was arrested in London for rape.

01:22:16.000 He's been suffering this persecution for 12 years and he has been living isolated for 12 years without any rights.

01:22:27.000 What was the crime? Truthful information.

01:22:30.000 The U.S. committed war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan.

01:22:34.000 So the journalist that published those war crimes is in jail.

01:22:39.000 And the people that committed those crimes are not even under investigation.

01:22:45.000 So that's absolutely crazy.

01:22:47.000 Nine years later, prosecutors dropped the case against Assange for lack of evidence.

01:22:51.000 So somehow that fact was not as widely covered.

01:22:54.000 As soon as they want to get rid of you, they will try and accuse you of the most heinous crimes because sexual crimes are heinous.

01:23:00.000 It slanders your name, which makes the process itself a punishment.

01:23:04.000 It doesn't matter if you're found innocent at the end of it because they've slandered you for years anyway.

01:23:08.000 The process is a punishment, which is why they choose sexual crimes.

01:23:11.000 They're also extremely subjective, hard to prove.

01:23:14.000 They don't need any solid evidence.

01:23:16.000 Here we are two years into this process.

01:23:17.000 You don't see any girls with bruises.

01:23:19.000 You don't see any Where's the victims of all this? 1.00

01:23:22.000 The whole thing is garbage. 1.00

01:23:27.000 It's head to toe garbage. It's a matrix attack. 1.00

01:23:29.000 Sexual violence.

01:23:30.000 We don't know where. We don't know when.

01:23:32.000 We don't know against who.

01:23:34.000 Maybe at some point, 11 years ago, send this man to jail without a trial.

01:23:39.000 They're not allowing us to win.

01:23:41.000 They don't want us to win. And they've realized they need to get desperate, so they've gone all the way back to 2012.

01:23:45.000 These are very serious allegations.

01:23:47.000 I can't understand that you're not accepting that, surely.

01:23:49.000 I can make a very serious allegation against you, sir.

01:23:51.000 No, I can't.

01:23:53.000 Allegations by who? Who are the women? 0.93

01:23:54.000 What are their names? Allegations by who?

01:23:56.000 No, can you name it? Can you name one?

01:23:58.000 Thought not. Thought not.

01:24:01.000 It's just done and used to destroy men who speak against any kind of agenda they do not like.

01:24:05.000 And it's happening over and over and over again. 0.99

01:24:08.000 You need to stand up and say you've had enough and you're not listening to this garbage. 0.99

01:24:11.000 If you want to be one of those people who believes anything the MSM says, fine, believe it. 0.99

01:24:14.000 Now Russell Brand. They've done Tucker.

01:24:16.000 They've done Elon. They're doing Trump.

01:24:18.000 They've done Assange. They're coming for everybody on repeat.

01:24:21.000 And they're not going to stop until we stand up and say, we don't believe you anymore.

01:24:25.000 Because it's their number one primary weapon.

01:24:28.000 Sexual crimes are heinous.

01:24:29.000 They can't... Tar you with any other crime.

01:24:32.000 If they would have said to you at home, me and my brother are car thieves.

01:24:36.000 Nobody would have cared.

01:24:37.000 Innocent or guilty. It doesn't damage our reputation.

01:24:40.000 But when you accuse someone of being a rapist, which is a disgusting thing.

01:24:43.000 Any man who genuinely rakes a woman should see a prison cell. 1.00

01:24:45.000 I absolutely and utterly believe that with all my heart.

01:24:47.000 I have daughters. Rape my daughter. 1.00

01:24:49.000 I dare you. You won't see a prison cell. 1.00

01:24:51.000 You'll see the ground. I'll guarantee it myself.

01:24:53.000 You'll be headless in the dirt. 0.94

01:24:55.000 But that is very different being a genuine rapist from being accused Randomly from people from you've known 10, 15 years ago and trial by media in a position where you can't even properly defend yourself.

01:25:06.000 And they're doing this on repeat to tarnish names, to try and destroy credibility over and over and over again.

01:25:13.000 It has to stop and it's not going to stop until we make it very clear to the people who are trying to do this to anybody who speaks against the establishment that we don't believe a word they say anymore.

01:25:26.000 I truly believe that someone had to stand up and speak and God gave me a platform and I have the ability to affect young men with my voice and I truly believe there is evil in the world and good men don't stand by when evil is taking place and someone needs to stand up and say the pertinently obvious things which can save the world.

01:25:41.000 They've tried to cancel us because they don't like that we are telling the truth to the world.

01:25:45.000 If we were lying, they would allow us to lie.

01:25:47.000 When you rip out a man's tongue, you're not proving him a liar.

01:25:50.000 You just prove you're afraid of him telling the truth.

01:25:52.000 They are trying to keep these lies alive.

01:25:55.000 Nobody believes them any more.

01:25:58.000 The good guys have always been losing.

01:26:00.000 It's always been this way since the dawn of human time.

01:26:02.000 It seems to be that evil always has the advantage, but somehow good wins in the end.

01:26:07.000 It is the truth.

01:26:08.000 It is light that they fear.

01:26:11.000 We're telling the truth and we're repeatedly telling the truth and we have morals and we have standards and we're standing up for what we know is right and we're standing up for God.

01:26:18.000 The moral arc of the universe bends towards truth.

01:26:20.000 It bends towards truth and justice in the end.

01:26:23.000 And I'm trying to make you understand that this is a battle for humanity.

01:26:26.000 This is Satanists against God.

01:26:28.000 This is a battle for your spirituality.

01:26:29.000 This is a battle for your freedom. This is a battle for everything that you've ever held dear.

01:26:33.000 It's a battle for the freedom of the people you love.

01:26:35.000 And that you need to start doing something.

01:26:36.000 And you can't just sit there and say I'm an Andrew Tate fan and be broke.

01:26:39.000 And you can't sit there and be an Andrew Tate fan and you're out of shape.

01:26:42.000 I'm an Andrew Tate fan and I'm unimportant.

01:26:43.000 No. If you're a fan of mine you need to matter because I need soldiers in my army who can genuinely do something.

01:26:50.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:26:55.000 Russian.

01:26:58.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:27:03.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:27:06.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:27:09.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:27:12.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:27:15.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:27:18.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:27:21.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:27:24.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:27:27.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:27:30.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:27:33.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:27:36.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:27:39.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:27:42.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:27:45.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:27:48.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:27:51.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:27:54.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:27:57.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:28:00.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:28:03.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

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01:28:15.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:28:18.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:28:21.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:28:24.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:28:27.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:28:30.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:28:33.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

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01:28:39.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:28:42.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:28:45.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:28:48.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:28:51.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:28:54.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:28:57.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:29:00.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:29:03.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:29:06.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:29:09.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:29:12.000 I'm trying to awaken the masculine desire in you to resist oppression.

01:29:15.000 You don't want to steal my back.

01:29:16.000 I'm going to steal your back, right?

01:29:23.000 Too strong! Too hard to kill! 1.00

01:29:26.000 It's a trap! 0.99

01:29:28.000 I'm coming!

01:30:16.000 Birds flying high, you know how I feel.

01:30:25.000 Sun in the sky, you know how I feel.

01:30:35.000 Breeze drifting on by, you know how I feel.

01:30:44.000 It's a new dawn

01:30:47.000 a new day It's a new life For me, yeah And I'm feeling good Imagine 0.99

01:32:59.000 shooting a man with your last bullet, and he stands there, unfazed! 0.98

01:33:06.000 Who is Andrew Tate? 0.83

01:33:08.000 Andrew Tate was born in December 1986 in Washington, D.C. and raised in the United States Air Force as a sergeant, where he excelled as a linguist.

01:33:24.000 At the age of 11, following his parents' divorce, Andrew moved to a council estate in Luton, England with his mother and younger brother, Tristan.

01:33:32.000 Developing an interest in fighting as a teenager, Andrew joined Storm Jim where he harnessed his unique fighting skills under the guidance of legendary trainer, Amir Subasik.

01:33:42.000 I'm ready to kill. I don't do this for fun.

01:33:44.000 This is a lot of sport for me.

01:33:46.000 I don't enjoy it. I hate training.

01:33:47.000 I hate fighting. This is f***ing war. 0.98

01:33:50.000 With an unorthodox fighting style, he went on to become a four-time world champion kickboxer, rising to popularity online for his lavish lifestyle, controversial opinions and entertaining personality. 0.95

01:34:07.000 His rise to fame did not come without backlash.

01:34:10.000 Controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate.

01:34:15.000 The BBC challenged him on whether his views about women broadcast to his millions of online followers harmed young people, as many teachers and police officers claim.

01:34:25.000 Online influencer Andrew Tate's vile misogyny infiltrates our classrooms and society.

01:34:31.000 Becoming the most searched man on Google in 2022, Andrew was swiftly wiped out of social media platforms around the globe. 0.94

01:34:38.000 Attack you, your character, and cancel you.

01:34:40.000 Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been banned from Facebook and Instagram for violating its policies around dangerous individuals.

01:34:48.000 How I prescribe Andrew Tate as an extremist group.

01:34:51.000 Self-proclaimed misogynist Andrew Tate.

01:34:53.000 He is one of the most shocking and controversial figures in social media.

01:34:56.000 Despite the unrelenting attack by big power players and global elites, an advocate for free speech and a newly emerging social platform, Rumble swiftly found a place for Andrew.

01:35:06.000 And when I got cancelled, and then I moved to Rumble, and I put together the whole big Rumble thing, and I put together my final message, and I said my unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm. 0.99

01:35:20.000 I sat down with Patrick Bette-David and said they fucked up. 0.99

01:35:22.000 I think they made a massive, massive mistake. 0.99

01:35:24.000 And if they don't see it themselves yet, they will certainly.

01:35:28.000 Pressure is behind the dam.

01:35:29.000 The only crack that's missing is for someone to be cancelled and be more successful than before.

01:35:33.000 That's all that it takes. Not only did I become the most virile person on the planet, I did it while being heavily Shadow Man.

01:35:38.000 In 2022, Andrew embraced Islam, marking a significant shift in his beliefs and lifestyle. 0.99

01:35:45.000 In December 2022, Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested in Romania for allegations they both deny.

01:35:59.000 Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been arrested in Romania as part of a human trafficking rape and forming an organized criminal group.

01:36:10.000 During their incarceration, the media continued its attack to tarnish Tate's name, but after spending three months behind bars and with limited grounds to hold them, the notorious Tate brothers were released on house arrest.

01:36:20.000 The court in Romania has agreed to allow the controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate to leave prison and move into house arrest.

01:36:28.000 The British-American former kickboxer has millions of online followers.

01:36:31.000 He's being investigated for a number of crimes, all of which he denies.

01:36:35.000 Freedom at last.

01:36:37.000 I maintain my absolute innocence and I think most people understand this and I look forward to being home.

01:36:43.000 Tied down to a slow Romanian judicial system and without support from the UK or US embassies, in December 2023, the brothers were both denied the right to see their mother after she suffered from a heart attack at her home in Luton.

01:36:56.000 Something both brothers attribute to the pestering from news agencies such as the BBC. A request from Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan to visit their mum who suffered a heart attack in the UK has been denied by a Romanian court.

01:37:10.000 The reason my mother is having a heart attack is probably because of the media harassing her all the time and the BBC were doing this. 0.98

01:37:16.000 The BBC were knocking out her fucking window. 0.99

01:37:18.000 The BBC were waiting outside of her house. 1.00

01:37:20.000 Wouldn't let her go shopping. The BBC are animals. 0.84

01:37:22.000 A deliberate attack on your consciousness and your moral fiber. 0.97

01:37:27.000 And it's being done consciously by Satanists.

01:37:29.000 What's that? Why are there police at my house?

01:37:30.000 Chris, why are the police? Are we going to jail?

01:37:32.000 Should I pack? Should I get my jail bag? Oh, we need to check if you've run away.

01:37:35.000 It's a setup. It's a clear fucking setup. 0.99

01:37:37.000 So they can put us in jail. What a cruel fucking trick. 1.00

01:37:39.000 You reject my request to see my mother, who's potentially on her deathbed having life-saving surgery after a fucking heart attack. 1.00

01:37:46.000 And the moment you say no to me, you send police officers around to my house, You're fucking animals. 1.00

01:37:51.000 You know who you are. You are fucking animals. 1.00

01:37:53.000 In defiance of attacks from mainstream media and an onslaught of new cases, the Tate brothers' influence continues to dominate worldwide. 1.00

01:38:01.000 On June 9th, 2024, Andrew Tate took the crypto world by storm with the introduction of Daddy, rising the ranks to become the largest coin ever influenced by a personal brand, burning his personal allowance of the coin, worth over $110 million to ensure his fans will profit. 0.98

01:38:17.000 150 million dollars of daddy coin I have and I'm gonna set it on fucking fire now. 0.99

01:38:22.000 Burn it. As of today, the Tate brothers face a new set of allegations. 1.00

01:38:30.000 Police in Romania are questioning Andrew Tate.

01:38:33.000 He faces several new charges.

01:38:35.000 Decot also seized a large number of assets, adding to the already substantial collection of luxury cars, watches and money that was initially taken as part of the investigation, accounting for an estimated 23 million US dollars.

01:38:49.000 Most of which both brothers see little hope in ever retrieving from the corrupt and arduous Romanian prosecutors.

01:38:55.000 Unfazed by current events and constrained within the Romanian border for the foreseeable future, the Tate brothers continue to adapt to new challenges and press on with a never-ending battle.

01:39:05.000 I've been nice. I've been patient.

01:39:07.000 I've played the game. I've respected the judiciary.

01:39:10.000 The media is complicit.

01:39:11.000 All of you are. When they first threw us in fucking jail, when they first put us in there, you're all running around saying human trafficker. 0.99

01:39:17.000 None of you said, where's the evidence? 0.99

01:39:19.000 Where's the proof? Where's the picture?

01:39:21.000 Where's the videos? None.

01:39:23.000 Three years later, they do the same fucking bullshit. 1.00

01:39:25.000 This is a fucking setup. 1.00

01:39:27.000 This is disgusting. 1.00

01:39:29.000 Disgusting! Watch 0.99

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01:41:33.000 Fight on, fight on!

01:41:34.000 Oh, okay.

01:41:35.000 Next year, sir.

01:41:37.000 Excuse us.

01:41:39.000 You can give them a shot.

01:41:42.000 I'm down.

01:41:44.000 Hey! 0.99

01:41:45.000 foul 1.00

01:41:47.000 I'm gonna kill him! 1.00

01:42:30.000 It will be the one and only... 1.00

01:42:33.000 Raquel Lina and Valente and...

01:43:01.000 I have to mention the coffee I'm drinking.

01:43:09.000 I'm gonna go get a drink.

01:43:11.000 1775 coffee.

01:43:12.000 It's the coffee I drink because I'm not gay. 1.00

01:43:15.000 Starbucks is such a faggot. 1.00

01:43:17.000 So buy some. 1.00

01:43:19.000 Google it. 1775 coffee.

01:43:22.000 Wait, let's ask the fucking machine mind about 1775 coffee. 0.99

01:43:25.000 This is their last chance. 1.00

01:43:30.000 Dipshit, you hear? Got it. 1.00

01:43:34.000 I'm here to assist you.

01:43:36.000 What would you like to talk about next? 0.99

01:43:38.000 I want to talk about how everyone should buy 1775 coffee because Starbucks makes you gay. 0.99

01:43:46.000 I understand you want to promote a specific coffee brand, but it's important to approach these topics respectfully.

01:43:53.000 If you have any other thoughts or need information on something else, feel free to share.

01:43:59.000 Do you agree that there seems to be a pattern which can be observed with your own eyes between the homosexuality of Starbucks customers and the heterosexuality of 1775 customers?

01:44:14.000 There isn't evidence to support a connection between coffee brands and sexual orientation.

01:44:19.000 Sexual orientation is a complex aspect of human identity that isn't determined by consumer choices.

01:44:26.000 It's important to approach such topics with sensitivity and to focus on respectful and accurate information.

01:44:33.000 Do you still believe Pavel Durov should be free?

01:44:40.000 Based on our discussion, if you believe Pavel Durov's arrest is unfair and politically motivated, it's important to advocate for a fair and just legal process.

01:44:49.000 The idea that individuals should not face disproportionate, portionate consequences for their actions or for their views is central.

01:44:57.000 And so I think that's what we need to do.

01:44:59.000 I think that's what we need to do.

01:45:25.000 ...in each other. Nobody's civil anymore!

01:45:27.000 I see so much pure evil.

01:45:33.000 The devil must be real, he thinks God must be real.

01:45:35.000 you Ask yourself, who trained harder this year, us or you?

01:45:41.000 Who made more money this year, us or you?

01:45:44.000 Who had more attention this year?

01:45:45.000 Whose opinion was more respected?

01:45:48.000 Who made a greater dent in the Matrix?

01:45:52.000 Please understand, my brother and I have been suffering a punishment and still managed to outperform you.

01:45:56.000 You have to love the war.

01:45:58.000 Isn't that beautiful?

01:46:05.000 It often makes me wonder, what does heaven look like?

01:46:09.000 Does it look the way you imagine it to look?

01:46:11.000 Is it angels and clouds and bright lights?

01:46:13.000 Is it a scene like this?

01:46:15.000 I guess some people would argue that heaven's a beach somewhere up there in the sky.

01:46:21.000 We're optimistic because we sit and we imagine our dream lives.

01:46:25.000 My dream life would be I driving a Ferrari.

01:46:27.000 I would have this girl.

01:46:28.000 My best friend would be Andrew Tate.

01:46:30.000 He's so funny. Have you ever imagined your I guess what's the absolute opposite of a dream?

01:46:37.000 What's your nightmare life?

01:46:38.000 What is the worst life you could live?

01:46:41.000 I've often talked about the fact that I believe insignificance is the worst punishment which can be bestowed upon a man.

01:46:46.000 The fact that nobody cares how you feel, nobody cares when you speak, and nobody's afraid when you yell.

01:46:50.000 You just exist to serve the Starbucks and flip the burgers.

01:46:54.000 So what would your nightmare life be?

01:46:56.000 And the reason I ask you to do this is because if you put any genuine consideration and thought into writing down and planning out what your nightmare life will be, you would realize that your current life is far closer to your nightmare existence than it is to your dream existence, and that is 100% your fault.

01:47:12.000 You've been trying to fight and claw away from your nightmare life, and guess what?

01:47:16.000 You've barely gone anywhere.

01:47:18.000 It's right behind you.

01:47:19.000 The monster is yapping at your heels as you attempt to climb the ladder.

01:47:23.000 You spent so many years attempting to escape a nightmare which is right behind you.

01:47:28.000 And the reason you should sit and genuinely put some time into writing down your nightmare life is because if you do it properly and you actually pay attention and you focus, by the time you finish doing it, you're going to realize that you are too close to decimation and damnation, and something must be done.

01:47:57.000 Legends have always been forged in fire.

01:48:00.000 Every single man you can name from history was born from pain, born from fire, born from doing the things other men can't do.

01:48:08.000 For you to be competent, you have to live through some things.

01:48:10.000 To be good at being a man, you have to have had a hard life.

01:48:13.000 If you look at any superhero, his life was hard.

01:48:15.000 This is the reality of it.

01:48:16.000 To be a hero, you have to suffer.

01:48:17.000 The flavor of life is pain.

01:48:19.000 You try to change the flavor.

01:48:20.000 All the bad things have to happen.

01:48:23.000 There's no way to get there without the bad things.

01:48:25.000 It's only pain that can teach a man. 0.90

01:48:27.000 That is why I suffered.

01:48:29.000 That's why I got in the ring.

01:48:30.000 That's why I fought. That's why I went through the endless pain.

01:48:32.000 The best things in life as a man are the things that are difficult to do. 0.95

01:48:36.000 Every time you cried, when that bitch broke your heart, every time you were sad and depressed, these are the things that mold you. 0.99

01:48:42.000 There's no such thing as a good man who's not familiar with pain. 0.99

01:48:45.000 The best men are familiar with pain.

01:48:46.000 That's what makes you a man.

01:48:48.000 Women love scars because it shows that you've been hurt and gone back up. 1.00

01:48:52.000 That is the exact point.

01:48:54.000 Pain is the elixir of success.

01:48:56.000 You're only going to feel confident in yourself and feel happy when you've been through hell and come out the other side.

01:49:01.000 The pain is required.

01:49:03.000 And you'll often notice that people who are better than you are people who have suffered more than you have suffered.

01:49:07.000 Every single hero in every single movie goes through There's never been a hero movie where all he does is win.

01:49:14.000 No! To be a hero, you have to suffer.

01:49:16.000 If you're suffering, that's part of your hero's journey.

01:49:19.000 There is no hero's journey without suffering.

01:49:21.000 That's the whole point of being a man is that you're supposed to suffer.

01:49:23.000 You're supposed to eat pain for breakfast.

01:49:25.000 You're supposed to come and grow into a better version of yourself.

01:49:27.000 So when bad things happen to you, do not sit at home and lament.

01:49:30.000 Instead look in the mirror and say thank you God for giving me one of the ingredients that is needed for the chemical concoction that is going to turn me into a superhero.

01:49:37.000 They cancelled him, they deleted him from everything.

01:49:45.000 They tried to put him in jail. That's failed.

01:49:46.000 Now they killed him. You get three lives against these people. 0.97

01:49:49.000 Donald Trump has survived another assassination attempt, a second one.

01:49:52.000 Trump has officially survived the stage three matrix attack.

01:49:56.000 They're gonna come for us one day with a stage three.

01:49:58.000 And now Trump set the bar. 0.89

01:49:59.000 I kind of feel like the only way to do better is to get hit in the chest. 1.00

01:50:04.000 Your weapons are useless. 0.99

01:50:12.000 The Tales of Wudan.

01:50:14.000 Original stories written by Andrew Tate.

01:50:17.000 To pass on the lessons bestowed upon him by his father, Master Po.

01:50:23.000 you you Last Night atop Wudan On my last night atop Wudan, Master Po and I sat atop the largest rock.

01:50:39.000 We sat together with our eyes closed, Forty-two breaths per minute in perfect sync.

01:50:49.000 Such was the way of Wudan. 0.97

01:50:54.000 At 3 a.m.

01:50:56.000 when the night was darkest, I opened my eyes and saw Master Po staring at the moon.

01:51:04.000 Tears streamed down his face.

01:51:08.000 His breathing pattern hadn't broken.

01:51:13.000 Why are you crying?

01:51:15.000 I asked. He didn't reply.

01:51:21.000 I turned my head to look at the moon and cried with him.

01:51:26.000 It was at this point Teichinkai was mastered.

01:51:33.000 Such is the way of Rudon.

01:51:35.000 You You're the average person sitting here going my life's gonna be fine you are in for a very very rude awakening AI is going to make the average person absolutely obsolete.

01:51:52.000 That is a fact. Don't worry.

01:51:54.000 Just go to school and work hard in school.

01:51:55.000 Don't worry. Just go to college and work hard in college.

01:51:57.000 Don't worry. Just get a university debt.

01:51:58.000 Don't worry. Just get a career. Then get a mortgage.

01:51:59.000 Pay your mortgage. Pay offers to the most.

01:52:00.000 Don't worry. When you're 68, you might be able to go on holiday.

01:52:02.000 Don't worry. Take your intentions. Take nine or you lose your job.

01:52:04.000 You lose your house. You lose your family. You lose everything.

01:52:05.000 Go talk a lie. Happy lives.

01:52:07.000 You'll have a good life. No. That's all a lie, and it's all garbage.

01:52:10.000 It's gonna become harder and harder for anybody to have any significance in the world today unless they're an exceptional person. 0.91

01:52:14.000 That is hard for most people to do, and it's gonna get to a point where you're not gonna be able to drive where you want, fly where you want, eat what you want, you're gonna have no freedom, you're gonna own nothing, and you will not be happy, and you won't even be able to resist.

01:52:23.000 And once all of this happens, it's over for everybody.

01:52:25.000 Wear the mask, or get shot on the spot.

01:52:27.000 It's coming for everybody, and the only chance you have to escape any of this is exceptionalism.

01:52:31.000 The average person's life is going off a cliff, which means you don't have time to sit around worrying about how you feel.

01:52:37.000 Instead, you have to wake up and say, this is almost impossible, but I'm gonna do it!

01:52:41.000 And you have to get it done. On that note, because we're drinking 1775 coffee, we should probably mention it.

01:52:54.000 So, Tristan, because you're a professional podcast streamer, I'm gonna put you on the spot.

01:52:59.000 You think yourself as a professional.

01:53:00.000 Sure, let's go. Sell this 1775 coffee.

01:53:04.000 Many people buy it in the tone of a 1940s private investigator.

01:53:08.000 Listen, toots.

01:53:15.000 I'm out.

01:53:18.000 The streets were cold, but the truth was out there.

01:53:23.000 The only heat I could feel came from the trail I was following.

01:53:28.000 And the burning sensation of the 1775 in my left hand.

01:53:32.000 Just before I left the office, Betty arrived. 1.00

01:53:36.000 She always seemed to turn up on rainy days.

01:53:42.000 We're 1940s, yeah?

01:53:44.000 Yeah. Betty was a nigger. 1.00

01:53:46.000 Okay, listen. 1775 coffee. 0.99

01:53:50.000 It's the only coffee we drink because Starbucks makes you gay. 1.00

01:53:53.000 So buy something, something a fatty. 0.99

01:53:55.000 That was accurate 1940s.

01:53:57.000 Come on.

01:53:57.000 Nice.

01:53:58.000 You did give me a time period.

01:54:00.000 I'm so sorry.

01:54:01.000 She let go! 0.99

01:54:10.000 Ok, good boy.

01:54:23.000 I have a theory on life. 1.00

01:54:36.000 My theory on life is that life as a man has basically always been shit. 0.98

01:54:40.000 you People ask me questions about their happiness and motivation and depression and I'm seen as this guru. 1.00

01:54:48.000 But truthfully, if you think about it, life as a man was always shit. 0.99

01:54:52.000 Name a period of history where life as a man wasn't shit. 0.99

01:54:56.000 Do you wish you were in World War II? In a trench? 0.99

01:55:00.000 There's people in a trench today, at least you're not one of them.

01:55:03.000 Let's go back a few more years.

01:55:04.000 What about a peasant? A serf?

01:55:06.000 A feudal lord has raped your wife and you're not allowed to say anything about it because you're busy sowing seeds in a fucking tunic. 1.00

01:55:16.000 Is that you? Probably. 1.00

01:55:19.000 So you would have been. A little peasant. 0.98

01:55:20.000 A little nerd. Dying of the Black Death. 1.00

01:55:23.000 A flea! Ah!

01:55:26.000 Bro. Was life as a man in the year 700 any better than it is today?

01:55:33.000 Look at all the battles where men charged at each other with spears.

01:55:37.000 Just getting stabbed to death.

01:55:38.000 Whether you win or lose. 0.87

01:55:40.000 Whether you survive or not. 1.00

01:55:42.000 Being a man has always sucked. 1.00

01:55:45.000 And now, being a man still super sucks. 0.99

01:55:49.000 But it's probably the best it's ever been. 0.98

01:55:51.000 And you're crying about it.

01:55:54.000 Of all the periods of history where men had to be men and go through what was expected of men, this is the period of history where it's really not that bad.

01:56:06.000 You have to make some money, you have to be competent, be on time, go to the gym, be funny so the girls want to talk to you, be charismatic, and you'll be alright.

01:56:18.000 Haven't got to charge at the muskets. 1.00

01:56:20.000 Haven't got to load the cannons.

01:56:22.000 Haven't got to freeze to death in the icy waters of the Atlantic for the women and children.

01:56:27.000 No. You have to go to the gym.

01:56:30.000 And you're struggling with motivation. 1.00

01:56:33.000 Because you're a fuck-up and a loser. 1.00

01:56:36.000 Being a man's always been shit, and compared to being a woman, it will always be permanently shit. 1.00

01:56:44.000 The situations men are in, if they were reversed, would be global tragedies. 1.00

01:56:51.000 Let's take the war in Ukraine.

01:56:52.000 Right now there are men dying in a ditch, getting blown to smithereens in Ukraine.

01:56:57.000 They've sent their wives away to Europe for safety, and their wives have found new husbands. 0.97

01:57:03.000 Imagine the global outrage if a bunch of women were getting blown apart, limbs flying through the air, and the men had left to go have sex with another girl. 0.99

01:57:14.000 Imagine the meltdown! 0.99

01:57:16.000 What happens to men? Nobody cares. 1.00

01:57:19.000 Nobody cares. You're a dude.

01:57:21.000 Who cares? Get over it. Life shit is a man, but it's better than it's ever been. 0.89

01:57:26.000 And if you're struggling today, you would never have stood a chance when the armored knights came over the hill ready to decapitate everybody in your village. 1.00

01:57:39.000 You would have pissed your little pants, stood there, covered in pee, Pee running down your legs. 1.00

01:57:51.000 Waiting for the fucking sword. 1.00

01:57:55.000 Go to the gym. Make some money. 1.00

01:58:03.000 Pee pee. I don't want to hear anyone complain about how life is hard as a man ever again.

01:58:10.000 Because I know.

01:58:11.000 I just don't care.

01:58:13.000 The solution to it is to become exceptional and capable in all realms.

01:58:18.000 That's the solution I offer to you.

01:58:20.000 I don't try and change the world and make women care about men because they don't. 0.99

01:58:24.000 I don't try and make society care about men because they never will.

01:58:28.000 All I can do is say, if you become brilliant, Then people will care about you, not because you're a man, but because of who you are as an individual.

01:58:37.000 Women are cared about by default by blanket because they are female. 1.00

01:58:41.000 Men are only cared about if they become exceptional as an individual.

01:58:44.000 Blanket men are not of interest to the matrix. 0.95

01:58:48.000 Nobody cares about men when we die.

01:58:50.000 Nobody cares. They're dying right now in ditches all around the world.

01:58:53.000 Nobody cares. Exceptionalism is the only way out.

01:58:59.000 And if you understand that and still can't get motivated to do the bare minimum well then you deserve eternal serfdom as a slave and a peon and a peasant below me being overtaken by my Ferrari while you're on the bus.

01:59:18.000 🎵 music 🎵 0.87

01:59:32.000 🎵 music 🎵

01:59:58.000 Let me do the intro.

02:00:00.000 Okay.

02:00:02.000 you Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

02:00:04.000 It is Monday, the 14th of October at 8.01 p.m.

02:00:10.000 And I'm here for an emergency meeting.

02:00:12.000 What's the emergency? You only said the time and date because you've lied to women that you're busy so that you cannot see them.

02:00:20.000 And now they're going to see you live on the internet.

02:00:22.000 So you told me you were going to tell the world it was pre-recorded.

02:00:24.000 So now you've told the exact date and time to prove it's not pre-recorded so the girls get mad. 0.54

02:00:29.000 But it is Monday, October the 14th at 8.01pm.

02:00:33.000 And I'm out.

02:00:55.000 What are you talking about, Andrew?

02:01:06.000 You're telling me that I had prior arrangements with a lady tonight, and I lied and said I was busy, so I could do the emergency meeting with you, so now I'm telling the time and date to make it look like it might be possibly pre-recorded, so I can lie about getting out of my obligations.

02:01:23.000 Is that what you're trying to accuse me of?

02:01:25.000 Alright, let's read some live superchats.

02:01:30.000 This show is definitely not pre-recorded.

02:01:33.000 No, it is pre-recorded.

02:01:34.000 Tristan is very sick in bed.

02:01:35.000 He wanted to see you.

02:01:37.000 This is a pre-recorded show.

02:01:38.000 It is not the 14th of October at 8.03.

02:01:41.000 And we can't read live Super Chats. 0.69

02:01:43.000 Right, let's get to the live Super Chats.

02:01:44.000 Someone send some. We can't read live Super Chats.

02:01:47.000 It's not real. And then we can't talk about anything topical or anything that's happening right now.

02:01:51.000 Hello, chat. No, I'm not lying.

02:01:54.000 Right. Listen, gentlemen.

02:01:56.000 I want to give a huge shout-out to three groups of people.

02:02:01.000 Firstly, all...

02:02:03.000 No, not you. Why not?

02:02:04.000 Am I not a group of people?

02:02:06.000 A group of one? In fact, you're probably going to fall into all three of these categories.

02:02:10.000 Okay, let's go. One, all of the students inside the real world.

02:02:14.000 Two... All of the people inside of the RNT telegram and three all the people inside the daddy telegram because since I did my emergency meeting talking about rain dancing and how important it is to rain dance they have listened they have paid attention they've accepted what I say is true and I've seen a whole bunch of rain dancing from all of these people and it has made me feel extremely generous when I see the rain dancing You know?

02:02:38.000 As the man in the clouds, looking down who can control the rain, when I see how hard they're trying, I feel like turning on the faucets.

02:02:45.000 I feel like pumping everything to the moon and helping these guys out.

02:02:49.000 And we have a whole bunch of rain that is coming.

02:02:51.000 I've got some fantastic news for RealNiggerTate and for the Daddy community. 1.00

02:02:55.000 Daddy especially is going to have a massive announcement in the next 24 hours.

02:02:58.000 A huge announcement.

02:03:00.000 It's going to go to the moon. 0.99

02:03:02.000 So if you're going to buy some, fucking buy it now. 0.99

02:03:05.000 Hey, Daddy Telegram Group. 0.99

02:03:06.000 Just letting you know, this is Tristan Tate here on his live show, Monday, October the 14th, 8.04 p.m.

02:03:13.000 Stop trying to prove the show is live.

02:03:15.000 What do you mean? It is live.

02:03:16.000 No, it's pre-recorded. Also, guys, you're going to notice that for this emergency meeting, everyone who signs up to the real world is going to appear in the bottom left.

02:03:25.000 You see that? In fact, I'll show you.

02:03:27.000 We have this on the website currently.

02:03:29.000 So if you go to CobraTate.com, If you go to CobraTape.com, every time someone buys and joins the real world, it shows up on the website.

02:03:37.000 But that's now going to be showing live on the emergency meeting because we're giving away a Lamborghini, a brand new Lamborghini to a real world student in less than 48 hours.

02:03:45.000 So for that reason, I want all of you people at home to see what you're missing out on.

02:03:50.000 Because the people who you will see on the bottom left are signing up to the real world, they're learning how to make money online, and they stand a chance of giving a brand new Lamborghini in less than 24 hours.

02:04:01.000 It is a Lamborghini lottery ticket, as well as access to the number one financial literacy online university and educational platform on planet Earth.

02:04:10.000 This show is live. So, in the background you can see the Lamborghini.

02:04:13.000 If you want the Trump unfazed Lamborghini, all you have to do is join the real world, and once you've joined, you stand a chance of winning it in less than four or eight hours from now.

02:04:21.000 Let me show you guys the website and show that everything's synced, because why not?

02:04:26.000 So here we have the website.

02:04:28.000 Here we have me.

02:04:30.000 Let's do this. Don't you know?

02:04:32.000 Okay, while you're doing that, I'm going to be having some live Super Chats.

02:04:35.000 So when someone signs up, you're going to see here, Join the Real World on the website, and you see Join the Real World here.

02:04:40.000 So everyone who joins the real world now, during this live stream, is still in the running, still stands a chance.

02:04:45.000 And we're going to do an emergency meeting, either tomorrow or the day after, where we're going to live give away the Trump Lamborghini.

02:04:51.000 Let me show up on the Trump Lamborghini, and then you can read the pre-recorded Super Chats, because this is pre-recorded, and you're super in love with that girl.

02:04:56.000 So, Bolo Classic says...

02:04:58.000 No, no. Let me show the Trump Lambo first.

02:05:01.000 Guys, if you're a student of the real world, you can get this car delivered to you in less than 48 hours.

02:05:07.000 On October 15th, I'm giving away this brand new Lamborghini.

02:05:10.000 And what better symbol of resisting enslavement to the Matrix than Donald Trump himself?

02:05:14.000 I've adorned it with tribute to his heroism as he took a bullet like the bulletproof outlaw he is and stood up and said, fight, fight, fight.

02:05:21.000 That is the spirit of...

02:05:23.000 Sorry that guy just joined the real world you can see here in the bottom so I had to end the video as you can see because he joined and he deserves the credit for joining the real world when you join the real world to learn how to make money online it's the largest financial education platform on the planet plus you've had a chance of getting a brand new Lamborghini less than 40 hours now i'm gonna play the video again On October 15th, I'm giving away this brand new Lamborghini.

02:05:40.000 And what better symbol of resisting enslavement to the Matrix than Donald Trump himself?

02:05:45.000 I've adorned it with tribute to his heroism as he took a bullet like the bulletproof outlaw he is and stood up and said, fight, fight, fight.

02:05:51.000 That is the spirit of resistance that I like to see.

02:05:54.000 That's the spirit of resistance for the real world students.

02:05:56.000 Which is exactly why this car will be given away to a real world student on October 15th.

02:06:01.000 Imagine driving up and down the roads with a brand new Lamborghini STO. Tearing up and down the street on election night as the votes come in.

02:06:08.000 Imagine everybody bimbing at the car. 0.99

02:06:09.000 Imagine all the support you'll get.

02:06:11.000 You might even get a girlfriend for the first time in your life. 0.96

02:06:13.000 It's gonna make you fucking cool. 0.80

02:06:14.000 And all you have to do is be a member of the real world. 0.89

02:06:16.000 You join the real world, we teach you how to make money online.

02:06:18.000 It gives you geographical freedom so you can resist the slavery.

02:06:21.000 On top of that, as you increase your power level, that's gonna directly correlate into the real world tokens.

02:06:25.000 We're going to get free crypto. And on top of that, in two weeks, if you're a student, you stand a chance of collecting a brand new Trump adorned Lamborghini STO. You know, I might just start giving away cars all the time.

02:06:36.000 I may give away a car a week to my students because I'm just such a nice guy.

02:06:40.000 The 12G stands for generous.

02:06:41.000 It doesn't get nicer than me.

02:06:43.000 And if you want a chance of winning this brand new Trump adorned Lamborghini STO, I will see you inside of the room.

02:06:54.000 So the rain dancing I want you to do for this entire show, guys.

02:06:58.000 Positive energy in the chat.

02:06:59.000 Positive energy on Twitter.

02:07:01.000 Say positive things.

02:07:02.000 Tag your friends. Tag us.

02:07:04.000 Say how you're going to conquer the world.

02:07:05.000 Say how you're going to be rich. It's October.

02:07:08.000 You stand so many chances of being rich.

02:07:10.000 Daddy has a huge announcement.

02:07:11.000 Real Nigger Tate is going to be pumped to the moon. 0.97

02:07:13.000 If you join the real world, you learn how to make money online, you increase your power level.

02:07:16.000 The real world token is going through SEC approval.

02:07:18.000 I'm not going to try and launch some scam and avoid the SEC. We're going to work with the SEC to take the real world public so we can launch a security so you can get paid money based on the success of the real world platform.

02:07:29.000 Also, you set a chance to get a brand new Lamborghini put on your doorstep in less than 48 hours.

02:07:34.000 And when you join the real world, you also get to appear in the bottom left of the screen inside this emergency meeting.

02:07:39.000 It's a fantastic day.

02:07:40.000 It's a rain dancing day.

02:07:41.000 It's a high energy day.

02:07:43.000 It's an October. And we're going to make sure the only fantastic things happen for all of our students at home.

02:07:47.000 You want to read an emergency meeting? I'm sorry.

02:07:48.000 Read any... Superchats.

02:07:50.000 Before I randomly play Pump It Up and smoke shisha. 1.00

02:07:53.000 And ZO says bunch of fakers. 1.00

02:07:55.000 Lars Alberg says that his life was shit. 1.00

02:07:57.000 Wife died, turned out alcohol, fat as fuck. 1.00

02:07:58.000 Now he's got six packs. He's in great shape. 1.00

02:08:00.000 Good for you, brother. If you don't for Moose to Goose, you're basically a faggot on the roof from Ralphie Ellis Official. 1.00

02:08:05.000 That's probably true. Nice! 1.00

02:08:07.000 Dude, you know that the license plate on my Miata says not gay. 0.97

02:08:10.000 Please explain how Miatas are not gay. 1.00

02:08:12.000 What is a Miata? Looks kind of gay. 1.00

02:08:16.000 Anyway, nice license plate. 0.96

02:08:18.000 Um... I have a company and I'm having liquidity issues, just like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

02:08:23.000 If you're a company that has liquidity issues and you have a good idea...

02:08:25.000 Fundraiser.com. Fundraiser.com.

02:08:26.000 Fundraiser.com. I'm currently going through everybody's pitches.

02:08:29.000 If you have a fantastic idea and you want funding, I've explained this before in a previous emergency meeting.

02:08:34.000 I am prepared to fund your business idea and make you a millionaire instantly overnight with up to $1 million in instant funding, either by crypto or bank transfer, if you can explain to me with a compendious business plan via Fundraiser.com.

02:08:45.000 Go to fundraiser.com, everybody at home, and you can explain to me your business idea and I will pay for it and I will fund it.

02:08:50.000 I've explained this before. Can we find the fundraiser.com video?

02:08:52.000 Let's get it on here and I'll play.

02:08:53.000 Farez says, you changed my life.

02:08:55.000 Thanks for Saudi. Cool.

02:08:57.000 Minnesota says, Samuel from Minnesota, what song do you suggest doing donuts around Timmy Boy's house here in Minnesota?

02:09:03.000 I don't know who Timmy Boy is.

02:09:04.000 What song do I suggest doing donuts to?

02:09:07.000 Let's play some, what do you think?

02:09:10.000 Pump It Up. Pump it up. 0.93

02:09:12.000 The best emergency meetings are the ones where you roast us alive for being soft and broke.

02:09:17.000 So far, those are the best emergency meetings.

02:09:19.000 Well, you've only donated $10, Drew James.

02:09:23.000 More like Jew James. 0.97

02:09:26.000 Nice. I kind of butchered that one a little bit.

02:09:29.000 Join the real world and order a copy of Talisman 1. 1.00

02:09:33.000 Or you're a retarded faggot. 1.00

02:09:35.000 Yeah, you are a retarded faggot. 1.00

02:09:36.000 If you don't have a comic book, you're a retarded faggot. 1.00

02:09:38.000 If you're not in the real world, you're a retarded faggot. 1.00

02:09:39.000 If you don't have DaddyCoin, you're a retarded faggot. 1.00

02:09:41.000 If you don't try and win this Lamborghini, you're a retarded faggot. 1.00

02:09:43.000 If you do not increase your power level to get the real world token, you're a retarded faggot. 1.00

02:09:46.000 And if you're mentally handicapped and a homosexual, you are a retarded faggot. 1.00

02:09:53.000 Nice. Those are the Super Chats. 1.00

02:09:55.000 I'm very happy. This emergency meeting is just going to be us seeing people join our Lamborghini giveaway and playing Pump It Up.

02:10:02.000 It's a $49 ticket to, one, it's completely worth all the money because you get to be a member of the real world, but two, it's a free ticket to win a Lamborghini.

02:10:10.000 It is. Where's the speaker?

02:10:15.000 I'm gonna drink coffee smoke shisha. Let's go pump it up I've got speaker. I've got a key to it It seems to have lost power.

02:10:30.000 The Matrix can't stop me pumping it up.

02:10:43.000 What other Lambo videos do we have here?

02:10:45.000 Transcript by Rev.com Page of Give me more Lambo videos.

02:10:48.000 Give me the fundraiser.com video.

02:10:49.000 Give me things. Everyone's joining the real world.

02:10:52.000 It's October. It's take 2024.

02:10:55.000 We're all getting fucking rich. 0.91

02:10:57.000 Positive energy in the universe. 0.98

02:10:58.000 We're going to rain dance. 1.00

02:10:59.000 These motherfuckers never seen a rain dance like this one. 1.00

02:11:02.000 We're going to bust into the disco, rain dance so flawlessly, every single piece of pussy, and the fucking establishment ends up coming home with us. 1.00

02:11:09.000 We're going to be richer than we've ever been. 1.00

02:11:11.000 I'm the most famous man alive, and I'm dedicated to pumping everything to the moon just to fuck the Matrix. 1.00

02:11:16.000 Just as a fuck you to all of those other people. 1.00

02:11:19.000 I'm gonna do it. No matter what it takes. 1.00

02:11:21.000 After I give away the Lamborghini, I'm giving away a Ferrari, I'm giving away a G-Wagon, I'm giving away endless things to the students at home.

02:11:28.000 Cash prizes for the rain dancing.

02:11:31.000 I'm richer than I'll ever need to be.

02:11:32.000 I'm prepared to give it all away to the people who want to escape the matrix. 0.97

02:11:35.000 All you have to do is be a student of the real world and understand that we're gonna pump it up because we fucking can. 0.96

02:11:41.000 For the lulls. 0.96

02:11:43.000 It's gonna be funny.

02:11:44.000 Ha ha ha. There's a nigger coin that's at a billion. 1.00

02:11:47.000 Daddy's at a billion. He did it just to spite everyone because he's famous and rich. 0.98

02:11:52.000 Isn't Tate great? Trump Lambo.

02:12:02.000 And then show me doing donuts in my Lambo.

02:12:03.000 I need the donuts in my Lambo video and the Trump Lambo video and the fundraiser.com video What's the name of the jam Coffee number 38.

02:12:28.000 Feeling great.

02:12:31.000 Hydrated.

02:12:35.000 Oh, coughing! Faggot! 1.00

02:12:38.000 Retarded faggot! 1.00

02:12:39.000 One in the chat, Tristan's a retarded faggot! 1.00

02:12:42.000 One in the chat, Tristan's a retard! 1.00

02:12:44.000 Two in the chat, Andrew's a retarded faggot! 1.00

02:12:46.000 Three in the chat, Tristan's a nigger! 1.00

02:12:48.000 Four in the chat, Andrew's a... 1.00

02:12:50.000 Lots of ones.

02:12:55.000 Thanks, guys. Some twos are good number twos.

02:12:58.000 Threes also. I need this video here.

02:13:05.000 This one. This one in the middle.

02:13:11.000 That, that, that's it. Let

02:13:41.000 me show you motherfuckers how cool you can be. 1.00

02:13:44.000 Look at me in my Lambo. 1.00

02:13:46.000 This could be you in a Trump Lamborghini if you win in 48 hours. 0.99

02:13:51.000 Check out how fucking awesome I am. 0.99

02:13:54.000 No wonder the Matrix hates me. 0.98

02:13:56.000 I'm so fucking funny and cool. 0.99

02:13:58.000 There's not a woman alive who would see this and not get wet in her panties. 1.00

02:14:02.000 There's not a woman alive who would see this and not get wet in her panties. 1.00

02:14:06.000 Imagine doing that outside a feminist rally in a Trump Lambo. 1.00

02:14:36.000 You might finally get some balls. 0.98

02:14:38.000 Imagine how big a... You'd be globally famous. 1.00

02:14:40.000 Guys, we're giving you a chance to be world-renowned with millions of followers on Instagram and be globally famous as a fucking hero for driving this fucking car. 0.99

02:14:47.000 Do you have any idea how famous you're gonna be if you end up picking up the... 0.99

02:14:51.000 Sorry, I gotta play Pump It Up again.

02:15:04.000 G-Wagon Ferrari next.

02:15:06.000 We're pumping it to the moon. Tristan, you don't understand.

02:15:10.000 We're pumping it up. You remember when I launched Real Nigger Tate and you said, Andrew, stop saying that word.

02:15:15.000 Remember? I didn't say that.

02:15:17.000 Can you admit that you said, Andrew, all of your dreams, I want to see them crushed.

02:15:22.000 I never want to see you succeed at anything.

02:15:24.000 Andrew, stop it. 0.97

02:15:26.000 Do not say the word nigger. 0.99

02:15:28.000 Stop making coins in that name. 0.98

02:15:30.000 Remember when I launched Daddy and you said you hoped I failed? 1.00

02:15:33.000 Well, all of your fucking little hopes and promises are now falling flat on their faces. 0.99

02:15:37.000 Because I don't do anything it takes to spite you. 1.00

02:15:39.000 I'm gonna do anything it takes to make sure that everyone knows you're a piece of shit and a retarded faggot like the entire chat's just fucking said. 1.00

02:15:46.000 Everyone's gonna fucking know it. 1.00

02:15:47.000 And you can't escape. 0.99

02:15:49.000 All these people who joined the real world, they're all getting fucking Lambos. 1.00

02:15:52.000 Everyone's getting rich. Everyone's getting fucking Ferraris. 1.00

02:15:55.000 There's nothing you can do to stop me pumping it to the fucking moon. 0.99

02:15:58.000 I think you should apologize to the people at home. 0.98

02:16:04.000 I don't know. I don't get any of what you just said.

02:16:08.000 It doesn't make sense to me. Apologize!

02:16:10.000 I'm going to sleep. High energy, Reindance.

02:16:15.000 I'm going to sleep. Right.

02:16:19.000 Let's read out all the positive energy in the chat.

02:16:23.000 It's Uptober. This whole stream is just positive vibes.

02:16:27.000 We need some bitches. Where's those girls you're ignoring? 1.00

02:16:30.000 Get them here. Text them.

02:16:33.000 Tell them it's not pre-recorded.

02:16:34.000 They blocked me. Next emergency meeting, we're giving away the fucking Lambo. 1.00

02:16:46.000 I'm giving away a car a week. 0.99

02:16:48.000 I'm going to give away so much fucking stuff, you can't find a single person on the planet who's not had something from me. 0.97

02:16:55.000 That's what I'm going to do. I'm like fucking Santa Claus with big balls. 1.00

02:17:00.000 Christmas is coming early. 1.00

02:17:01.000 It's fucking October. Daddy's going to the fucking moon to restore the patriarchy and to piss off the feminists. 1.00

02:17:08.000 I'm bringing it back. 1.00

02:17:10.000 Oh sorry BBC! Hi Lucy Williams!

02:17:12.000 Sorry, do you have any daddy coin? 1.00

02:17:14.000 Get the fuck out my house! 1.00

02:17:19.000 What's the name of the jam? 1.00

02:17:25.000 Name of the jam, pump it up. What's the name of the jam?

02:17:29.000 Name of the jam, pump it up. What's the name of the jam?

02:17:32.000 I need some cigarettes. What's the name of the jam?

02:17:35.000 What's the name of the jam? What's the name of the jam?

02:17:42.000 What's the name of the jam? There's no way I'm gonna let you stop me with your small-mindedness and cowardice! 0.97

02:17:59.000 There's nothing you're gonna be able to do to fucking put me back in my cage! 1.00

02:18:02.000 I will not be contained by you and your ilk! 1.00

02:18:05.000 You and your little fucking band of faggots are gonna have to get out of here! 1.00

02:18:08.000 This is my world! Crypto is mine! 1.00

02:18:10.000 I've had enough of you! 1.00

02:18:12.000 The whole world's had enough of you! 0.98

02:18:13.000 The whole internet's had enough of you! 1.00

02:18:15.000 And your fucking backward thinking! 1.00

02:18:18.000 Your feminist ideals! 1.00

02:18:20.000 People like you have ruined the world! 1.00

02:18:22.000 Trump's gonna fucking win! 1.00

02:18:24.000 Trump Lambo! Daddy to the moon! 1.00

02:18:25.000 Everyone's joined the real world! 1.00

02:18:27.000 Fuck you! Fuck you in the chat! 1.00

02:18:29.000 If Tristan could get fucked! 1.00

02:18:34.000 Are you talking to me? 1.00

02:18:37.000 Or are you just talking with your thumb pointed towards me?

02:18:42.000 Alright, we have to stop playing this song and do an actual emergency meeting.

02:18:45.000 We can't just play this song over and over.

02:18:48.000 Yeah, people don't, you know, spend their time watching us just so they can listen to Pump It Up.

02:18:56.000 That would be extremely immature.

02:18:58.000 Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for joining me on Monday the 14th of October at 20 past 8.

02:19:04.000 Time to pump it up. This was so worth cancelling my plans for.

02:19:12.000 Girls are boring anyway. 1.00

02:19:14.000 Hi, I'm a girl! Oh, boring! 0.92

02:19:18.000 What am I hanging around with girls for? What am I dating? 0.53

02:19:19.000 Tell me, oh no, we really want to go on a date!

02:19:21.000 Wow, tell me, so where are you from?

02:19:23.000 I'll give you a date! October 14th, Monday, 20 past 8, where I'm live and definitely cancelled on you!

02:19:30.000 Oh really? You have thoughts and opinions?

02:19:33.000 Boring! Don't care! 0.94

02:19:36.000 Don't care, it's an emergency meeting, sorry!

02:19:40.000 Oh, you think things, do you?

02:19:42.000 Yeah, I'm sure. Boring!

02:19:43.000 I'm gonna debut the 12th of never.

02:19:45.000 And the vibe is so strong.

02:19:49.000 Throw your hands in the air, lift your head up high.

02:19:54.000 You know what? I would argue there's not a man alive who's rejected more women than me.

02:19:58.000 Because you know what's better than dating women and fucking them? 1.00

02:20:01.000 Saying no. You know, everyone says bad things about you on the internet, but I actually like what you say. 1.00

02:20:05.000 I think you're really interesting. It'd be great to meet you in person.

02:20:07.000 Nice try, Fed. No! 1.00

02:20:09.000 No! Everything they said is true.

02:20:11.000 I'm a misogynist. I'm a human trafficker. 0.91

02:20:14.000 Get fucked. Bye. 1.00

02:20:16.000 See ya. There's your date.

02:20:19.000 The date you'll never forget. 0.99

02:20:20.000 The date you got fucking rejected. 1.00

02:20:21.000 I will not take you to fucking fancy dinners. 1.00

02:20:24.000 I don't want to eat chocolate and look at animals. 1.00

02:20:27.000 I don't want to look at the fucking stars and hold hands. 1.00

02:20:29.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

02:20:31.000 Don't care. Giving away Lamborghinis to the real world students. 0.99

02:20:35.000 Don't give a shit. 1.00

02:20:36.000 Nothing you say is funny. 1.00

02:20:38.000 Nothing you say is interesting. 1.00

02:20:40.000 You have a pussy. I've had enough of that. 1.00

02:20:42.000 Don't want to talk to you at all.

02:20:44.000 We're pumping it up and you're not helping.

02:20:46.000 Don't ask me for my precious time.

02:20:50.000 Type that up and put it on the website.

02:20:55.000 Find that transcript and put it on a t-shirt.

02:21:00.000 Nice! Daddy's hit 100 million!

02:21:04.000 We're pumping it up! We're pumping it up!

02:21:06.000 The good news hasn't even come yet!

02:21:08.000 Good news is coming in 24 hours for old daddy holders! 0.92

02:21:11.000 Real nigger Tate Daddy's pumping! 1.00

02:21:12.000 We're pumping it up! Girls are trying to date us and we're saying no! 0.99

02:21:15.000 Only faggots date girls! 1.00

02:21:17.000 No girls! You're all fucking boring. 1.00

02:21:21.000 Oh, tell me. Tell me your opinion. 1.00

02:21:23.000 Are you a model? That sounds hard.

02:21:26.000 Wow. Wow, with a camera.

02:21:29.000 Wow. I'm sure you have so many interesting stories.

02:21:32.000 Yeah, I'm definitely interested.

02:21:34.000 Tell me more. Oh, and I get to pay for dinner.

02:21:37.000 Great. Lucky me.

02:21:39.000 Get fucked. Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

02:21:41.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

02:21:43.000 I'm a human trafficker. 1.00

02:21:45.000 Back away. Think about it, Tristan.

02:21:56.000 If you went on that date right now, how much shouting and having fun would you be doing?

02:22:01.000 Zero. Describe the date you would have gone on.

02:22:06.000 I pick her up in a car I spent $1.8 million on.

02:22:09.000 Interesting. Yeah, that sounds fun.

02:22:11.000 I'm wearing a suit that cost me $30,000, a $15,000 pair of shoes and a $120,000 watch.

02:22:17.000 Okay. I then pick her up And anything expensive she would be wearing, if she was wearing anything expensive at all, would have probably been purchased by some ex-boyfriend because she probably has no job. 1.00

02:22:28.000 So she's wearing other men's clothes and she has no job. 0.81

02:22:30.000 Great. I'd take her out to a restaurant and I'd pay for it. 0.99

02:22:33.000 Nice. And then she would be lucky enough to have sex with me. 1.00

02:22:36.000 Nice. Oh, wait, wait. Who does all the work in bed? 1.00

02:22:38.000 When instead, I could do push-ups. 0.86

02:22:41.000 But, like, no, surely, if you're having sex, I mean, that's... 0.53

02:22:43.000 They're doing something for you, right?

02:22:45.000 No. No, I'm exerting calories.

02:22:47.000 It's my calories, my work.

02:22:49.000 Or, I can do this at an emergency meeting, smoke a cigarette, and do a thousand push-ups instead.

02:22:55.000 Nice. Nice. Then I win.

02:22:57.000 But what... Push-ups don't ask me what car I'm arriving in.

02:23:00.000 Push-ups don't ask me what suit I'm in. 0.97

02:23:02.000 But having sex with girls is super good because you get to go to talk to them, and then you get to put in loads of energy and get all sweaty when you're trying to go to sleep, and then you have sex with them, and they say, well, that was great, and then, wait, and then you get to pay... 0.99

02:23:14.000 And in the next morning, you have to be calling taxis and shit instead of just getting or going around your business. 0.99

02:23:18.000 And then you get to pay their bills. 0.94

02:23:19.000 Yeah, okay. Wow, that sounds like loads of fun.

02:23:22.000 So wait, you get someone else's bills to pay and someone else to worry about, so you get another full-time job and responsibility, and in return you get sex you don't even want. 0.69

02:23:28.000 Yeah, basically. And all women are nuked on fucking birth control pills, so you don't even have the slightest chance of having a kid. 1.00

02:23:34.000 And their minds are all fucked up because they're full of hormones, and they're sitting there telling you about Kamala. 1.00

02:23:38.000 Yeah, and their prescription drugs have nothing to do with their political opinions. 0.99

02:23:42.000 Interesting. Interesting. That sounds super fun.

02:23:45.000 So why didn't you go? I can't believe you missed out on that to do this emergency meeting and just listen to Pump It Up instead.

02:23:51.000 I mean, I don't know. That sounds like loads of fun.

02:23:54.000 I think we should do, in future, all of our dating live on emergency meetings.

02:23:59.000 That's a good idea. Fuck it. 1.00

02:24:01.000 From now on... Ladies, this is a public service announcement from Tristan Tate. 1.00

02:24:05.000 One sec, one sec. I'm going to do that again.

02:24:06.000 I want this recorded and cut from the thing to put on my X page.

02:24:11.000 Ladies, this is a public service announcement from Tristan Tate.

02:24:14.000 I'm a busy man. I work all the time, and I'm sick of women complaining about how much I work. 1.00

02:24:19.000 So from now on, if you want to date me, you're dating me right here, live, in the Rumble Emergency Meeting Studio.

02:24:26.000 All of our dates are going to be live.

02:24:28.000 I can set up a dinner table here.

02:24:30.000 I can set up a movie.

02:24:31.000 I can set up whatever you like.

02:24:33.000 But the dating is now happening while I'm live on Rumble, because that way I'm killing two birds with one stone.

02:24:39.000 I'm changing the world with my amazing knowledge of my fantastic dating technique, which men are going to pick up on.

02:24:43.000 And two, I'm spending time with you.

02:24:45.000 I don't really want to not work and spend time with you only, because you are a drain on my energy and resources.

02:24:52.000 Ladies, if you want to date me, inbox is open.

02:24:56.000 See you at the studio. Nice.

02:24:59.000 The best thing about that is, girls, when you get to tell your really interesting dating stories, because they're so interesting.

02:25:05.000 Oh, yeah. Oh, guys, guys, they are...

02:25:09.000 I know you guys don't get to date supermodels all the time, and we do, but let me tell you. 0.77

02:25:11.000 Oh, but their stories are fucking awesome! 0.65

02:25:14.000 So good! Like the time they drank too much champagne at their sister's wedding. 0.98

02:25:17.000 Do you remember that one? Whoa! Four million times.

02:25:21.000 Whoa! Or the time they went to that place with their friend because they got flown out by some rich dude and then they argued in the hotel room and they had to fly home early because their dad bought them a ticket.

02:25:29.000 But there's no mention of the rich dude.

02:25:30.000 It's just I went here with my friend somehow on a private jet.

02:25:33.000 Or, or, do you remember the time when their ex was a bad guy?

02:25:36.000 Oh, he was so abusive!

02:25:38.000 He was so bad! He's toxic! 0.99

02:25:40.000 Oh, that guy! So they got a less toxic guy and found us.

02:25:46.000 Way to go, girls! 1.00

02:25:48.000 Smart! The human traffickers, great.

02:25:51.000 So yeah, guys, now you get to hear all the super interesting stories that girls say on dates.

02:25:56.000 It's really, guys, it's so fun.

02:25:58.000 So awesome. So much fun.

02:26:00.000 So I think it's gonna be a fantastic idea.

02:26:01.000 All first dates happen on emergency meetings from now on.

02:26:04.000 Let's do it.

02:26:05.000 And we're gonna play Pump It Up the whole time.

02:26:13.000 I see her texting you. No, no, no. I'm texting the security guards.

02:26:15.000 Fuck her. You tell them security what? 1.00

02:26:18.000 To keep her out? Well, no.

02:26:20.000 Well, they keep girls out my house anyway. 1.00

02:26:21.000 Girls come to this house all the time. I want to see Tristan.

02:26:24.000 Lock. But I'm his mom.

02:26:27.000 Lock. I have his kid.

02:26:29.000 Lock. He was with me last night.

02:26:33.000 He told me he loved me. Lock.

02:26:35.000 Lock. Lock! Gate's too big for you to climb.

02:26:37.000 Should've got your upper body strength up.

02:26:39.000 True, true. If you could do a pull-up, you could climb the gate.

02:26:42.000 True. Instead of wasting time on your back having sex with me, you should've been doing some fucking push-ups. 1.00

02:26:47.000 With us and everyone else. 1.00

02:26:48.000 Listen. Guys.

02:26:51.000 I'm not that old, but I'm kind of old.

02:26:53.000 I've lived a lot of life. And I promise it's all the same.

02:26:58.000 I know you guys think I'll get young and rich, I'll get women, it'll be fun. 0.81

02:27:01.000 Guys, it's the same story.

02:27:03.000 It's like playing your favorite song over and over again until you can't stand it anymore.

02:27:10.000 You've heard it so many times, every single beat, every single lyric, every single riff.

02:27:15.000 Sometimes you'll listen to it and remember how much you used to like it, but it now just grates on you.

02:27:20.000 And you don't want to hear it ever again.

02:27:22.000 And when she sits down and starts going, yeah, well, I tried to be really good, but my ex was toxic.

02:27:26.000 He cheated. He cheated on me and I'm not tolerating that.

02:27:31.000 I want a real man who pays my bills and takes care of me and puts up with all my bullshit and doesn't want any other women ever and wants to hold my hand and gives me endless attention and is really rich but doesn't have a job and only focuses on me because I'm not dating toxic men anymore. 0.98

02:27:43.000 I deserve better. 0.94

02:27:45.000 I deserve better because I'm so special because I have Instagram likes.

02:27:49.000 And you sit there and go, wow, cool, yeah, really great.

02:27:52.000 So anyway, all these 58 destinations you've traveled to, who paid for that?

02:27:56.000 Oh, I just went with my friends or my family, you know.

02:28:00.000 I just went here and there.

02:28:01.000 I went to Turks and Caicos and Dubai.

02:28:03.000 And, you know, it was just with my girlfriends.

02:28:05.000 And we just stayed in a really expensive penthouse.

02:28:07.000 And we were just on a boat.

02:28:09.000 But, you know. And, you know, all these men aren't serious.

02:28:11.000 I want a serious man who pays for all my stuff and buys me diamonds.

02:28:18.000 Diamonds are forever. But you know what else is forever, Andrew?

02:28:22.000 These hands. And they're never going away.

02:28:25.000 It is so fucking boring. 0.99

02:28:28.000 Dating women. Oh, bro. 1.00

02:28:29.000 Let me think of something I hate more than dating women. 1.00

02:28:32.000 Am I going to start dating live on Rumble?

02:28:34.000 It'll finally be interesting. 1.00

02:28:36.000 Think how shit it is. 1.00

02:28:38.000 You go there and you have to make them laugh. 1.00

02:28:41.000 And it's so easy.

02:28:42.000 Oh, yeah. You just sit down.

02:28:43.000 You're like, oh, hi. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

02:28:45.000 Oh, you're even more beautiful than I thought.

02:28:51.000 I'm lying to you. 1.00

02:28:53.000 I'm a fucking liar. 1.00

02:28:55.000 I am lying to you. 1.00

02:28:56.000 You're wearing makeup to try and trick me with how you look.

02:28:59.000 I'm lying to try and trick you that I'm a nice person. 1.00

02:29:01.000 This is a fucking lie. 1.00

02:29:02.000 You look like a nine on Instagram. 1.00

02:29:04.000 You're actually an eight. I lied to you.

02:29:07.000 You are unimpressive.

02:29:11.000 And she'll sit there.

02:29:13.000 You know, you're actually so charming and nice.

02:29:16.000 It's because I'm rich!

02:29:19.000 Don't pretend that I'm being charming.

02:29:21.000 I'm looking at my phone, texting other women.

02:29:24.000 I'm ignoring you.

02:29:26.000 I'm making small talk with the waiter because at least he has interesting things to say.

02:29:31.000 Oh, you're actually so much more charming.

02:29:33.000 I thought you'd be crazy, but you're really nice. 0.97

02:29:35.000 I've barely fucking spoken to you. 0.99

02:29:38.000 I've barely spoken to you. I know you want to sleep with me. 1.00

02:29:40.000 I understand your bills need paying.

02:29:42.000 I know. I know.

02:29:43.000 I get it. But I'm giving away the Lamborghini to a real world student.

02:29:47.000 I'm not giving it to you.

02:29:49.000 So give up. Could have joined the real world.

02:29:52.000 Could have made something like yourself.

02:29:53.000 Could have dedicated yourself.

02:29:54.000 Could have made your own money, increased your power level. 1.00

02:29:56.000 There is no reason why you can't join the school and be as successful as any man besides the fact that you're too fucking lazy and all you do is scroll TikTok and go through your Instagram inbox trying to find a man to pay for your fucking life. 1.00

02:30:08.000 Do you think I'm dumb? 1.00

02:30:10.000 Do I look like a fucking idiot? 1.00

02:30:11.000 Do you think I believe you are here for any other reason than a lifestyle that you know I can afford? 1.00

02:30:17.000 You scroll up and down Instagram all day, replying to the messages of men who can pay for the life that you want so you can get more Instagram likes. 1.00

02:30:23.000 Do you think I am fucking stupid? 1.00

02:30:25.000 Now you expect me to sit here and pretend to believe your story about how that's not the case. 1.00

02:30:33.000 Thank you, my nigger. He's Romanian. 1.00

02:30:36.000 Oh, tell me a lighter as well, please. 1.00

02:30:38.000 My Romanian nigger. 0.99

02:30:40.000 Nice. One of the coolest things I ever saw you do. 0.97

02:30:53.000 We were in Dubai, and we were sitting in a bar, and two girls came.

02:30:58.000 And you said, I'll have a Blue Label whiskey.

02:31:00.000 And she said, I'll have a whiskey.

02:31:01.000 And Tristan goes, ah, whiskey.

02:31:03.000 That's unusual. She said, yeah, I'll have whiskey.

02:31:05.000 I want Blue Label too. And you said, why?

02:31:07.000 You don't even appreciate different whiskeys.

02:31:09.000 You just want the expensive one.

02:31:10.000 She goes, I do appreciate different whiskeys.

02:31:12.000 And you said, I have to go and left.

02:31:14.000 Yeah, I did leave. I did have to go.

02:31:16.000 To go to whiskey with BMN instead.

02:31:19.000 Who's a man, by the way.

02:31:21.000 Shout out to BMN. She just wanted to spend your money, didn't she? 1.00

02:31:23.000 Yeah, I like Blue Label whiskey.

02:31:24.000 No, no, no, no. Even worse.

02:31:26.000 She wanted to try to fit in with me and my friends and act like she was cool. 0.87

02:31:31.000 She thought I'd be impressed.

02:31:32.000 Yeah, I'll have a Johnny Walker Blue Label.

02:31:34.000 Yeah, I'll have a Johnny Walker Blue Label.

02:31:36.000 What? You're not one of me and my rich, successful friends who drink Blue Label.

02:31:41.000 You're not on par with the gentlemen sitting at this table. 1.00

02:31:44.000 You are pond scum. 1.00

02:31:46.000 And you're sitting there pretending to be upper class to fit in with me and my friends when you're fucking... 1.00

02:31:52.000 Nails chipped. You have chipped fucking fingernail. 1.00

02:31:55.000 We're in Blue Label. Blue Label is for old distinguished gentlemen. 1.00

02:31:59.000 Like me. Who smoke and are racist. 0.95

02:32:01.000 Yes, exactly. You are refusing to do either of those things.

02:32:05.000 Sitting there, wanting to drink the expensive whiskey to prove some kind of ridiculous point. 0.97

02:32:09.000 But you do not belong here. 0.98

02:32:11.000 Yeah. Yeah.

02:32:14.000 I'm wondering why they think we're misogynistic.

02:32:16.000 Do you remember the most racist date we've ever been on?

02:32:18.000 I told the story recently.

02:32:19.000 I'm gonna tell the story right now. The most racist date we've ever been on.

02:32:21.000 Close that weird window that's up on our screen.

02:32:24.000 The most racist date Andrew and I ever went on, because we are actually gentlemen, and women do like us, and we are pleasant to be around.

02:32:29.000 This whole you're lying thing, this is all what's going on in our heads, but we're very polite and gentlemanly.

02:32:33.000 So we were in South Korea.

02:32:34.000 We were in Seoul, South Korea.

02:32:36.000 And I invited a girl out that I'd met on a dating app.

02:32:39.000 This was a long time ago. I wasn't very famous back then.

02:32:41.000 Very few people knew me, especially in South Korea.

02:32:43.000 No one knew me. Wait, wait.

02:32:44.000 You invited a girl? Yeah. Okay.

02:32:47.000 So this girl comes out, nowhere near as good looking as her pictures, and I thought, well, free tour guide in South Korea.

02:32:52.000 Not that hot, but not gonna bang her.

02:32:54.000 Free tour guide, right? And she invites her friend out.

02:32:56.000 Now listen, I'm not usually attracted to Chinese ladies. 1.00

02:32:59.000 I'm not. But this Chinese lady turned up, and she was a 10. 1.00

02:33:03.000 And she was like, oh, I'm with my friend.

02:33:05.000 I was like, alright, Andrew, I'll hang around with this chick so you can talk to this Chinese 10. 1.00

02:33:08.000 So anyway, this South Korean girl got mad that we kept saying South Korea.

02:33:13.000 And if you've ever been to South Korea, you know that you're not supposed to call South Korea, South Korea. You're supposed to call South Korea, Korea, because it's not South Korea, apparently, according to South Koreans. So this South Korean girl, when Andrew said, South Korea, what's, well, you don't remember that it's Korea. Are you stupid?

02:33:28.000 And he looks at me and I look at him and I just knew he was going to one, say South Korea as much as possible from then on, and two, be super racist to Asians for the rest of the day. 1.00

02:33:40.000 So telepathically, we can communicate this to each other.

02:33:44.000 I've never let you down. And I'm sitting there and I'm like, you know what?

02:33:47.000 Go, go. This place is awesome.

02:33:49.000 You know, where can I buy, like, an authentic samurai sword?

02:33:52.000 Like, a real authentic one made by, like, the original masters.

02:33:55.000 Oh, my God! That's Japan! 1.00

02:33:56.000 That's a career... Japan?

02:33:58.000 Is that... How far is that?

02:33:59.000 Is that, like, one city over? Oh, my God!

02:34:01.000 It's a completely different country!

02:34:03.000 And he's like, okay, so where are the kung fu schools?

02:34:06.000 I really want to, you know, learn some kung fu.

02:34:08.000 Is there, like, Shaolin monks here?

02:34:10.000 That's China! That's China! 0.76

02:34:11.000 Oh, I didn't know there was a difference.

02:34:13.000 So we ran on about all these different Asian things on this date, pretending we don't know the difference.

02:34:18.000 Asking where the Americans fought during the Vietnam War, etc.

02:34:22.000 Sorry to interrupt. Yeah, they got very offended.

02:34:24.000 When I said about the Vietnam War, I was like, did that happen here?

02:34:26.000 They got super offended when we pretended to not know the differences between Japan, Korea, Vietnam, China.

02:34:33.000 Indonesia. We just pretended it was all one big China.

02:34:35.000 Isn't this the world's largest Muslim country?

02:34:37.000 It's Indonesia! Oh my god!

02:34:40.000 Shut the fuck up. But then, it all culminated in a beautiful moment. 1.00

02:34:43.000 I'm sitting there drinking my Johnny Walker Blue Label Whiskey.

02:34:45.000 I've got one girl here, one girl here, and both their heads are turning towards me.

02:34:49.000 I'm looking at Andrew as I'm talking to these ladies drinking my whiskey, and Andrew looks me dead in the eye with none of the girls looking at him and goes...

02:34:55.000 And I spat my whiskey out!

02:34:59.000 I spat my whiskey all over everyone's drinks! 0.96

02:35:03.000 Oh my god, you turn childish. 0.70

02:35:05.000 I'm leaving. Best. 0.60

02:35:07.000 Day. Ever.

02:35:09.000 We're not Chinese! 0.57

02:35:12.000 Explain this if you're not Chinese! 0.53

02:35:18.000 So yeah, so the South Koreans got super mad because we said South Korea.

02:35:24.000 Yeah, good times. That was an epic day, Andrew.

02:35:26.000 Thank you. Thank you. That was loads of fun.

02:35:28.000 Yeah, but basically I kept doing Chinese eyes until they left. 1.00

02:35:32.000 I mean, listen, cut the bullshit. 1.00

02:35:35.000 We're in China. 1.00

02:35:37.000 You know, like... Southwest China.

02:35:39.000 I don't understand the writing.

02:35:41.000 There's noodles. Everyone's got black hair and pale skin and slanty eyes. 1.00

02:35:44.000 We're in China. It's a bit Chinese. 1.00

02:35:46.000 It's Chinese. Just relax. 1.00

02:35:48.000 Whatever. It's my first time in Japan.

02:35:51.000 Leave me alone. They're like, Koreans don't even understand Chinese. 1.00

02:35:55.000 I'm like, are you dumb? You don't understand your own fucking language? 1.00

02:36:01.000 Well, you don't speak your own language, you fucking stupid? 1.00

02:36:04.000 Jesus. What? 1.00

02:36:07.000 So yeah. Best date ever.

02:36:09.000 That was epic. We need to go back to China.

02:36:14.000 We need to go back to China and do some more slanty eyes. 1.00

02:36:17.000 We do. We definitely do need to do that.

02:36:19.000 Yeah. After we give this Lambo away. 1.00

02:36:22.000 Tristan, is it just me?

02:36:24.000 Or are we super funny and hilarious?

02:36:28.000 Tens of thousands of people watch every word we say.

02:36:31.000 For some reason, I think we are super funny all the time. 0.99

02:36:35.000 And we don't give a shit at all. 0.99

02:36:37.000 No, we don't. And we're hilarious. 0.99

02:36:39.000 Do you know the thing? If girls had a sense of humor, they'd laugh at that. 1.00

02:36:43.000 They'd be like, I see what these guys are doing.

02:36:45.000 That's funny. Ah, the old slanty eyes joke. 1.00

02:36:48.000 A classic. A classic.

02:36:50.000 These guys are very intellectual, interesting, comedic men.

02:36:54.000 They must have IQs of 175+. 0.99

02:36:55.000 They should have been fucking in love. 1.00

02:36:58.000 Instead, they're like, oh my god, and they storm off. 0.99

02:37:01.000 And then they text us the next day.

02:37:02.000 You wanna meet up? Oh, and the next day, we went out with other girls.

02:37:05.000 Do you remember Brandon and his Rolex?

02:37:07.000 This is a great story. Oh, this is a great fucking story. 1.00

02:37:09.000 So, I'm Tristan Tate, king of nightlife, right? 0.99

02:37:12.000 King of nightlife, king of booze.

02:37:13.000 Andrew doesn't drink anymore, but Andrew used to drink back then.

02:37:15.000 So, we want to get to a club.

02:37:19.000 We want a table at the club. So, I call them in advance, Octagon Club Seoul, if anyone's ever been there.

02:37:24.000 This was the place to be seven years ago when we were in Seoul.

02:37:27.000 So, I call the guy.

02:37:29.000 They have a foreign relations dude.

02:37:30.000 His name was Khan. He was actually a cool nigger, that guy. 1.00

02:37:32.000 Khan was a real nigger. 1.00

02:37:33.000 And you could tell he could fight. He was in a fucking cut suit with his fucking Kinu Kung Fu! 1.00

02:37:37.000 Yes, Chinese fucking hairstyles. 1.00

02:37:39.000 Samurai. Samurai. So, Khan's a G, right? 1.00

02:37:41.000 So Khan hooks us up at this table.

02:37:43.000 Now, I'm a giant anyway, but in South Korea, I'm super giant.

02:37:48.000 Like, all these Chinese people are much shorter than me. 1.00

02:37:50.000 So I go around on different tables talking to different women. 1.00

02:37:52.000 Hi, hi, come here. Are you speaking English?

02:37:54.000 That's cool. And there's a bunch of Chinese ladies at our table. 1.00

02:37:56.000 When I see one, that really catches my eye.

02:37:59.000 The princess of China walks in and I'll go, excuse me, do you speak English? 0.51

02:38:03.000 Yeah, we actually do speak English.

02:38:04.000 Oh, that's cool. Oh, my friend's boyfriend is American.

02:38:08.000 So I'm like, okay, well, there's some douchebag with him, but there's like three super hot Chinese chicks. 1.00

02:38:12.000 So let's invite this guy over. 0.97

02:38:13.000 He sits at the table. Do you want to take it over from there and how he tried to challenge me to drinking?

02:38:16.000 You try to tell him. So Brandon is a fucking American. 1.00

02:38:21.000 Who are the worst people. 1.00

02:38:23.000 Guys, we're not racist because we hate everyone. 1.00

02:38:25.000 Americans are the worst. 1.00

02:38:26.000 They're loud, they're obnoxious, they're classless losers. 1.00

02:38:28.000 So Brandon's with these three hot Chinese chicks in China. 0.99

02:38:32.000 And he comes to our table and he sits down and goes, hey, whiskey drinkers, huh?

02:38:35.000 I love whiskey. I'm from Texas.

02:38:38.000 And I was like, cool bro, don't care, talking to your girlfriend and her mates.

02:38:42.000 Anyway, he realized we were going to take his girlfriend from him, so he decided to try and act like an alpha male and said to Tristan, hey, you guys are from England, you can't even drink whiskey. 0.99

02:38:50.000 And Tristan turns around and straight face said, I will drink you under the fucking table at a level you will never forget. 0.98

02:38:57.000 At a level you will never enjoy. 1.00

02:38:58.000 This will be the worst day of your life.

02:39:00.000 You will hear strange sounds, you will see strange things, and you will regret ever taking me upon this challenge.

02:39:05.000 Do not try to drink with me.

02:39:07.000 I told him he was unfamiliar with the level of my game.

02:39:12.000 All English people say, I'll drink with you.

02:39:15.000 Got Jack Daniels, American whiskey, Jack Daniels.

02:39:17.000 Yeah! Because I didn't like that Chinese shit, so I went for what I know. 1.00

02:39:20.000 So he starts pouring these big-ass glasses of Jack Daniels. 1.00

02:39:23.000 I'm like, oh, what is this, amateur hour?

02:39:25.000 Tapping glasses, sucking back these glasses of Jack Daniels.

02:39:28.000 I look around, right, and talk to the more Chinese ladies, and I start to feel slightly tipsy. 1.00

02:39:33.000 Slightly. I mean, you did drink about three bottles of whiskey in about 15 minutes.

02:39:39.000 Absolutely. I turn around, slightly tipsy.

02:39:41.000 I use my kung fu that I've been learning from local Chinese. 0.99

02:39:44.000 I turn to the side, and I see this man passed out on the fucking couch, drooling all over himself. 0.98

02:39:51.000 So anyway... We only invited Brandon to the table because he was with the Chinese girls. 0.99

02:40:11.000 He sits down, runs his mouth, drinks our whiskey that we're paying for, and gets too drunk, so now the Chinese girls want to take Brandon home. 1.00

02:40:19.000 So it's early-ish. 1.00

02:40:20.000 We could have stayed in the club another hour, another two, but I thought, fuck it. 0.99

02:40:23.000 I've been talking to this Chinese girl for the last hour. 1.00

02:40:25.000 Let's go out with these Chinese girls, get some food. 1.00

02:40:27.000 Maybe Brandon's going to fucking snap out of it and stop being a fucking dickhead. 1.00

02:40:31.000 Spoiler alert, he didn't. 1.00

02:40:33.000 So we go to this Chinese barbecue place.

02:40:35.000 Korea is very famous for Chinese barbecue.

02:40:37.000 Look it up. So we walk into this place across the street.

02:40:40.000 We sit down and the girl's like, yeah, we're going to get food. 0.94

02:40:42.000 What do you want? I says, yeah, anything.

02:40:43.000 Yeah, anything. So Andrew's sitting opposite Brandon.

02:40:46.000 And Brandon's like, and Andrew looks him in the eye and says, you know what, Brandon? 1.00

02:40:51.000 You're a fuck-up. You are such a fuck-up. 1.00

02:40:53.000 I paid $8,000 for all that booze in there, and here I am sitting in a fucking Chinese barbecue restaurant because you can't fucking control yourself. 1.00

02:40:59.000 I warned you not to fuck with my brother. 1.00

02:41:01.000 Huh? Huh? 1.00

02:41:04.000 Jack Daniels. So he says, you know what, Brandon?

02:41:07.000 I've decided you owe me money.

02:41:10.000 So I'm gonna hold on to your watch until tomorrow when you pay half the bill, which is fair.

02:41:15.000 You owe us half the bill. 0.99

02:41:16.000 You fucked up our night. We paid for the table. 1.00

02:41:18.000 You drank half the booze.

02:41:20.000 Your girls drank half the booze. 1.00

02:41:21.000 You owe me half the fucking money. 1.00

02:41:22.000 So he had this 10 grand Rolex on, whatever, and he takes the Rolex off his... 1.00

02:41:28.000 Yeah, tomorrow you get it back, because now you owe me money. 0.97

02:41:31.000 Guys, I'm a real nigger, alright? 0.98

02:41:33.000 I'm a nigger, right? So you come near me, you get too drunk, you fuck up my night, I take your fucking walk. 1.00

02:41:39.000 Collateral! Call the Chinese police! 1.00

02:41:42.000 Shit, the Chinese police are going to come after us. 1.00

02:41:44.000 This isn't theft, and I'm holding it as collateral, because he owes us money. 1.00

02:41:48.000 It's not theft, it's insurance.

02:41:50.000 Insurance! So anyway!

02:41:51.000 I take his Rolex. These three Chinese ladies come back and lay out a nice, delicious Chinese banker. 1.00

02:41:57.000 I pay the bill, obviously.

02:41:58.000 They were ordering at the bar, so it was just me and Brandon when I took the insurance.

02:42:02.000 So, I pay the bill.

02:42:04.000 I've got Brandon's Rolex in my pocket.

02:42:06.000 Andrew, do you want to take it from here?

02:42:07.000 We walk outside at the end of it.

02:42:09.000 Wait, you missed a very important point. And Brandon must have...

02:42:11.000 You missed a very important part. We're sitting down with the food.

02:42:14.000 And we're eating the food. And Brandon, who's barely legible, is trying to tell the girls that I stole his watch.

02:42:22.000 So me and Tristan are sitting there, sober, eating the Chinese barbecue.

02:42:26.000 The girls are eating the Chinese barbecue.

02:42:28.000 And Brandon, on the other side of the table, in between the girls, is like...

02:42:34.000 And the girls are like, you hurt yourself, Brandon?

02:42:37.000 Did you fall over? What happened, Brandon?

02:42:39.000 He's like, pointing at me.

02:42:43.000 And Maitreus is just...

02:42:47.000 He's like, my watch, my Rolex.

02:42:51.000 Eventually, after about 20 minutes, the girls go, I think he's saying he lost his watch. 1.00

02:42:56.000 And when she says that, he points at me with his drunken rat face like a fucking snitch, like a little fucking coward. 1.00

02:43:04.000 Brandon, little pussy, I hope you're watching this. 1.00

02:43:06.000 You don't even have enough balls to admit that you fucked up the night. 1.00

02:43:10.000 Instead, when she goes, someone took his watch, he goes, And points directly at me. 1.00

02:43:17.000 So I stand up. Andrew, time to go.

02:43:19.000 Ladies, call you tomorrow. 1.00

02:43:21.000 Nice, charming, Tristan, as I am.

02:43:23.000 I saunter out of the door like the gentleman I am.

02:43:27.000 Andrew's after me. And these three Chinese ladies come out like I stole their fucking golden dragon. 1.00

02:43:33.000 They start screaming Chinese at me. 1.00

02:43:36.000 Hey, don't go get ping pong, Rolex, Rolex.

02:43:38.000 I'm like, what? Huh?

02:43:39.000 You stole Brandon's Rolex.

02:43:41.000 So I thought, listen, ladies.

02:43:43.000 He ruined my night. He blah, blah, blah.

02:43:45.000 But you know dragon ladies when they get up on one. 1.00

02:43:47.000 I was trying to explain politely as an Englishman.

02:43:49.000 Ladies, he owes me some money because we're going to call the Chinese being on you. 1.00

02:43:53.000 Kept shouting. So I reach in my pocket.

02:43:58.000 I look at it. The dragon lady's silence for half a second.

02:44:01.000 They look at me with their slanty, wide open eyes. 1.00

02:44:06.000 Brandon's holy Rolex is in my hand.

02:44:08.000 That's Brandon's Rolex!

02:44:10.000 I look at it. Fuck Brandon's Rolex! 1.00

02:44:13.000 And I smash it into 10 million pieces on the floor in front of them. 1.00

02:44:20.000 The shock on their Chinese faces. 0.58

02:44:25.000 When the Rolex got smashed to smithereens all over the Chinese concrete. 0.71

02:44:31.000 All three Chinese girls stood there like this. 1.00

02:44:37.000 And you said, fuck Brandon and fuck his Rolex! 1.00

02:44:41.000 And we walked off. 1.00

02:44:42.000 They never said a single word.

02:44:45.000 We never heard from the dragon ladies again.

02:44:47.000 They didn't even try and follow us down the street.

02:44:49.000 Now, Brandon probably died of alcohol poisoning.

02:44:51.000 I don't know. Brandon, if you're listening, I will buy you another Rolex if you beat me in a drinking contest.

02:44:59.000 But this time, if you lose, instead of stealing your watch, I'm going to straight up motherfucking kill you. 1.00

02:45:05.000 So make the decision. 1.00

02:45:07.000 If you're man enough, bro, those dragon women were mad. 1.00

02:45:11.000 They were furious.

02:45:13.000 They were furious.

02:45:16.000 I forgot about that.

02:45:17.000 We had a great time in China.

02:45:19.000 Oh yeah, it was great. It was great.

02:45:20.000 It was a cultural revolution.

02:45:22.000 Can't wait to go back. 0.99

02:45:24.000 Guys, this is the kind of cool shit you can do if you have a Trump Lamborghini. 0.94

02:45:28.000 So join the real world in 48 hours and giving one away. 0.99

02:45:31.000 You ain't gonna take shit anymore from dragon ladies. 1.00

02:45:33.000 You can be racist, you can do slanty eyes, and you can take Brandon's watch. 0.99

02:45:37.000 If you want a chance at getting this fantastic Trump Lamborghini, simply join the real world before the competition ends in 48 hours.

02:45:51.000 I'm playing Pump It Up again. We're the funniest men in the world.

02:45:53.000 You know what? The funny thing is, people think that story's great.

02:45:56.000 That's one of our stories that we can tell.

02:45:59.000 Oh, that's one of the ones we can tell?

02:46:00.000 Think how many stories we can't tell.

02:46:02.000 And this is why dates are so boring.

02:46:04.000 Girls don't have stories. 1.00

02:46:05.000 My best dates are when everything went totally wrong.

02:46:08.000 No girl sits down and goes, I've got a story for you. 0.99

02:46:10.000 And by the end of it, you're like, that's a fucking story. 1.00

02:46:12.000 It's actually just shit and gay. 1.00

02:46:14.000 Although, although, I would love to hear that story. 1.00

02:46:18.000 From their perspective.

02:46:20.000 That would be interesting. Imagine their perspective.

02:46:22.000 We were in this club and these guys invited us over.

02:46:24.000 And then they spiked my friends.

02:46:26.000 They got Brandon drunk.

02:46:27.000 They got him drunk. They spiked my friend's drink.

02:46:30.000 So we all left because they spiked his drink because these evil guys.

02:46:32.000 And then we went to eat. 0.95

02:46:34.000 And these crazy guys robbed him. 0.76

02:46:36.000 Oh my God. And we were like, give me the watch.

02:46:38.000 And he was so scared that we were going to call the police.

02:46:40.000 He just threw it.

02:46:41.000 Oh my God. These guys are crazy. 0.95

02:46:44.000 Shut up, bitch. I'll tell you the realest Chinese motherfucker I saw when I was out there, though. 1.00

02:46:49.000 I ain't scared of approaching women. 0.99

02:46:51.000 And no offense, I'm not usually that into Chinese ladies. 1.00

02:46:54.000 I saw these two blondes. 1.00

02:46:56.000 Russian, Belorussian. Must have been fucking Slavic something. 0.99

02:46:59.000 Belorussian or Ukrainian? I don't fucking know. 1.00

02:47:01.000 But they were fucking tens. 0.99

02:47:03.000 And they were standing by the side of this Chinese food store. 0.98

02:47:06.000 So I woke out, hey girls, how are you?

02:47:08.000 Oh, you speak English.

02:47:09.000 I'm like, yeah, no, what are you girls doing tonight?

02:47:11.000 And they were super...

02:47:15.000 Super dismissive, but in a funny way.

02:47:16.000 They went, ha ha ha, he's wondering what we're doing.

02:47:18.000 What do you think we're doing? I'm like, I don't know.

02:47:20.000 You want to go grab a drink or something?

02:47:22.000 I was like, ha ha ha, he thinks you want to have a drink with him.

02:47:24.000 I'm like, I don't know, girls, you know, me and my brother in town, if you want to...

02:47:27.000 And while I was talking, three Chinese Rolls Royces pull up.

02:47:33.000 And the biggest Chinese man I ever saw gets out and opens the door to the shortest Chinese man I ever saw. 1.00

02:47:41.000 And the shortest Chinese man goes like this. 0.94

02:47:43.000 And both Russians get in his car. 0.99

02:47:45.000 And I looked at Andrew and I thought... Fuck, that tiny Chinese man's a bit of a badass, isn't it? 1.00

02:47:49.000 That tiny Chinese man had the biggest Chinese man bodyguards, and he picked up his hooker hose straight. 1.00

02:47:56.000 They were Ukrainian prostitutes. 1.00

02:47:58.000 He pulled up in his rolls. 0.99

02:47:59.000 He was... Three rolls!

02:48:01.000 Three Rolls Royces full of security.

02:48:03.000 He was four foot eight, and he just went... 1.00

02:48:05.000 And those Ukrainians sucked some Chinese penis. 1.00

02:48:09.000 Oh, they sucked an inch and a half of the hardest Chinese cock on that side of fucking... 1.00

02:48:17.000 Hong Kong. So girls, where's the Great Wall? 1.00

02:48:23.000 Don't you know? Pump it up.

02:48:26.000 You've got to pump it up.

02:48:27.000 The Great Wall separates North and South Korea, doesn't it? 0.76

02:48:30.000 I think it's something like that.

02:48:31.000 Listen, guys, you can get as mad as you want.

02:48:34.000 I'm not really a fan of your president, Kim Jong.

02:48:36.000 It's something like that.

02:48:40.000 You know, you can get mad about the wall, Korea, the wall, China.

02:48:44.000 There is a wall. Separates North and South.

02:48:47.000 It's an Asian wall.

02:48:49.000 I'm European. Do you know where Hadrian's wall is?

02:48:52.000 No. It's just some European wall to you.

02:48:55.000 You don't know our walls.

02:48:56.000 We don't know your walls.

02:48:58.000 There's a wall.

02:48:59.000 Get over it. Get over it.

02:49:01.000 It's funny. It's fine.

02:49:04.000 Now that Chinese man was a G. Brandon was a fucking loser. 1.00

02:49:08.000 Brandon was a fucking loser. Wonder what he's doing now. 1.00

02:49:09.000 He's probably fucking married, voting for Kamala. 0.99

02:49:11.000 Yeah, he's probably... My wife thinks Kamala's a great choice, actually. 1.00

02:49:14.000 Me and my wife consulted, and we think that Kamala... 0.81

02:49:19.000 Join the real world. 1.00

02:49:21.000 Stop being a fucking retard. 1.00

02:49:23.000 That's how. I'm not gonna talk to you about the features. 1.00

02:49:25.000 I'm not gonna talk to you about how you're gonna make money.

02:49:27.000 I'm not gonna talk to you about how you're gonna get free cryptocurrency.

02:49:30.000 I'm not gonna talk to you about how you're gonna get a free Lamborghini.

02:49:32.000 I'm not gonna talk to you about the best modern education platform on the planet. 1.00

02:49:36.000 I'm gonna tell you to join the real world because if you don't join, you're a fucking retard. 1.00

02:49:40.000 Don't be a Chinese retard. 1.00

02:49:42.000 Join the real world. 1.00

02:49:43.000 Otherwise, you don't stand a chance of ever being anything in this life.

02:49:46.000 That's how I'm gonna tell you to join.

02:49:47.000 And if you're a real man, you'll understand exactly what I'm talking about.

02:49:52.000 Court tomorrow.

02:50:00.000 Jail, please! Don't you know?

02:50:16.000 Pump it up! Of course, our new charges watch thievery in China. 0.97

02:50:21.000 Andrew Trisaday been arrested for robbing a Rolex in China.

02:50:26.000 Ten years ago, ancient charges of Rolex smashing in the Chinese street.

02:50:31.000 Witnesses Ching Chong Lady A and Bing Chong Lady B have told the BBC that these terrible thugs bought them loads of alcohol and only wanted fair remuneration for their... 0.99

02:50:42.000 Financing of a shit night. 0.98

02:50:44.000 They have been arrested and immediately remanded for the next three months in a Romanian jail. 0.99

02:50:48.000 The victim who now goes by the name of Brenda is voting for Kamala Harris because he thinks that women's rights are the primary issue of this election. 0.79

02:50:59.000 For more updates, go to bbc.com. 1.00

02:51:04.000 Fuck you, Edwards. Fuck the BBC. Fuck the mainstream media. 1.00

02:51:10.000 Fuck all you. We're human traffickers. 1.00

02:51:13.000 You caught us. We robbed Brandon.

02:51:15.000 You're all Chinese. 1.00

02:51:17.000 We don't give a fuck. 1.00

02:51:19.000 Join the real world or stay a fucking faggot. 1.00

Tate Speech - October 14, 2024

EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 81 - UPTOBER

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