Tate Speech - October 27, 2024


EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 84 - I'M HERE

Topics
election and voting frustrations Tate Terminal crypto plan Daddy and RealNiggerTate crypto plan election drama fixing immigration problems are so easy to fix cancel bucket
Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Tate Terminal Donald Trump Bono Jack Reese Kate Winslet Jogpreet Producer Kool-Aid James Comer Moneypenny Homos Tyson Doge Fucking Slick Hair Ugly Destroyer Tyler Dead Somalis Unfazed Ones YouTube Machine Gun and 25 more
EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 83 - WILD RIDE EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 85 - THE PORTAL

Episode Stats


Length

1 hour and 21 minutes

Words per minute

136.31

Word count

11,091

Sentence count

1,655

Harmful content

Misogyny

118

sentences flagged

Toxicity

610

sentences flagged

Hate speech

146

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Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

On this episode of Topgarten, Topg and his homo friends make fun of women, homos, Democrats, Blacks, Whites, etc. and they do it in a fun way that's for sure going to piss them off. Also, we have a new website that's been revamped and it's got all them hoes on it! Want to be a part of the He Man Woman Haters Club? Join our FB group and become a supporter of the cause here! If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, and we'll give you a shoutout at the end of the episode! Thank you so much for listening and supporting the show, we really appreciate it. Topg is a community of like minded people who are willing to have a good old time and have some good old fashioned fun in the workplace. We're here to make you feel good about being a man in this crazy world we live in. Topg -Tristan and the rest of the crew TopG . Thanks for tuning in and Enjoy! -The Crew at Topg & The Crew at The Topg Crew. . . . Topg Podcast Thank You for listening to the show and the support you're showing us love and support the show. Thank you for being a good ol' ol' time. -Topg and the crew at The He Manhood Crew. . . , Topg. and the Crew at the Crew. Thank You, TopG and the HeMan Womanhaters Club. Love ya, Top G. XOXOz and the team at The Cobra Hoodie Shop, XO , TopG. , Top G and The Cobra Crew, , and The He Womanhater Club, The HeManhood Club, the He-Man Woman Hater Club And The He-Woman Club, and the She-Haters Club at the Club, Thank You! , Thank You For Coming Out, and The She-Girl Club, And Thank You So Much, - Thank You - The Cobra, and Thank You All the Best, Thank Ya'll for Coming Out and Thank Ya Back, and God Bless You, Thank Me, And God Bless, and I'll See You, And I Love Ya Back.

Transcript

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00:01:46.000 Let's go.
00:05:45.000 Thank you.
00:05:47.000 It's your neighborhood Top G here.
00:05:50.000 And I thought, it's a Sunday night.
00:05:52.000 I want to talk to my friends, you know?
00:05:56.000 You're all my friends at home, aren't you?
00:05:58.000 Friends of mine, friends.
00:06:01.000 And I was sitting around wearing the royal color purple with my purple patek.
00:06:08.000 Let me zoom in.
00:06:10.000 Purple face patek to match my purple robe.
00:06:13.000 And I thought, Let me just talk to my friends.
00:06:17.000 So that's what we're going to do.
00:06:19.000 We're just going to talk, guys.
00:06:21.000 We're going to scroll Twitter.
00:06:22.000 Might pump some meme coins.
00:06:24.000 Have a laugh.
00:06:27.000 Make fun of chicks.
00:06:30.000 Girls.
00:06:31.000 Make fun of them.
00:06:32.000 Because they always get mad when you say things that are true. 1.00
00:06:37.000 Make fun of faggots. 1.00
00:06:39.000 You know, give the prosecutor something to fucking write down. 1.00
00:06:43.000 We're going to have a good old time. 0.99
00:06:45.000 It's a freestyle show.
00:06:46.000 It's just one of those shows we're going to sit down, we might take some callers.
00:06:51.000 You know? 1.00
00:06:53.000 Obviously Tristan here because he's a little fucking homo. 1.00
00:06:56.000 Thank you. 1.00
00:07:25.000 So guys, what should we make fun of first?
00:07:29.000 Maybe I should give you guys creative control.
00:07:32.000 Who should we make fun of?
00:07:34.000 Women? 1.00
00:07:35.000 Homos? 0.98
00:07:36.000 Democrats? 0.99
00:07:38.000 Blacks? 0.99
00:07:38.000 Whites? 0.99
00:07:40.000 You name it.
00:07:42.000 I'm ready.
00:07:44.000 I'm loaded.
00:07:45.000 Let's have some fun here.
00:07:48.000 Let me read the chat.
00:07:49.000 Let me see what you guys are saying.
00:07:50.000 Let's see what we're making fun of.
00:07:53.000 Women, women, women, women, women, women, women. 0.97
00:07:57.000 Looks like it's all chicks. 1.00
00:07:58.000 As a world famous misogynist, I should probably be careful making jokes about women. 1.00
00:08:08.000 The thing is with women is they can't take a fucking joke. 1.00
00:08:11.000 That's the problem. 1.00
00:08:13.000 You know?
00:08:14.000 You make a joke and they're like, that's not me! 1.00
00:08:18.000 Shut up. 1.00
00:08:19.000 Shut up. 1.00
00:08:20.000 Why don't you just put LOL? Why don't you just be funny? 1.00
00:08:23.000 If I make fun of black people to my black friends, they say LOL. If I make fun of white people to my white friends, they say LOL. You make fun of a woman to a woman, she has a mental breakdown. 0.98
00:08:32.000 Oh my god! 1.00
00:08:35.000 So boring.
00:08:37.000 Why don't you...
00:08:38.000 Why...
00:08:39.000 Just laugh.
00:08:40.000 Chill out.
00:08:41.000 You guys can't make any jokes.
00:08:43.000 You're not funny.
00:08:44.000 I'm the funny one. 1.00
00:08:45.000 So laugh at my fucking jokes at your expense. 0.99
00:08:48.000 I'd like you more if you let me make jokes about you and you laughed at them. 1.00
00:08:52.000 At least then we could have some fucking fun. 0.99
00:08:54.000 You know? 1.00
00:08:58.000 Chicks. 1.00
00:08:59.000 Typical.
00:09:00.000 Huh.
00:09:01.000 Girls. 1.00
00:09:04.000 Losers. 0.99
00:09:05.000 Anyone who signs up to Real World is going to be broadcast here live as usual. 0.98
00:09:09.000 I'm going to mention quickly we have an AI campus which is launching in four days.
00:09:13.000 I think we spoke about it in the last show.
00:09:15.000 We're going to check on my AI bots when we scroll up and down Twitter and see how they're doing.
00:09:18.000 But before we do that, I want to show you guys all my new website.
00:09:23.000 I have a new website.
00:09:24.000 Ta-da! 1.00
00:09:28.000 Topg.com has been revamped.
00:09:29.000 It was actually revamped two weeks ago.
00:09:31.000 I was supposed to mention it.
00:09:32.000 But I was too busy being rich and sexy and funny And cool, with a long Johnson, sharp eyesight, and a quick jab.
00:09:44.000 So I haven't had time.
00:09:46.000 But I thought now here, I'll fit it in.
00:09:48.000 I'm going to show you guys the new TopG.com website.
00:09:50.000 So if you want to buy something to piss those girls off, join the He-Man Woman Haters Club, you can do it at TopG.com. 0.65
00:09:59.000 So let me show you guys the new TopG.com website.
00:10:02.000 Mr.
00:10:03.000 Producer, it's got all them hoes. 1.00
00:10:07.000 Mr.
00:10:08.000 Producer!
00:10:09.000 Here we go.
00:10:10.000 Got the new website here.
00:10:11.000 Look.
00:10:12.000 Got the new email list you can sign up to.
00:10:14.000 For topg.com.
00:10:16.000 Sign ups.
00:10:17.000 And it's all a cool website.
00:10:18.000 And this is me up in the mountains with the Cobra hoodie.
00:10:21.000 Shop now.
00:10:23.000 Together we fight emblem.
00:10:24.000 Which I have here.
00:10:25.000 Where I wear it all the time.
00:10:26.000 Because it's very important things.
00:10:27.000 The new Fireblood is here.
00:10:33.000 New Fireblood's here.
00:10:34.000 You can get access to the new Fireblood.
00:10:37.000 Most importantly, we have all the things here, but if you go to products, we've got a shop now.
00:10:42.000 That's teas. 0.98
00:10:43.000 We've got a shop now. 0.99
00:10:45.000 Fireblood, the brand new formula, Fireblood, you guys should be drinking anyway unless you're gay. 1.00
00:10:49.000 We now have 1775 Coffee on the topg.com website.
00:10:53.000 So when I say order 1775 Coffee, you can go directly to topg.com and you can get access to 1775 Coffee.
00:11:01.000 1775 Coffee is my only sponsor. 0.92
00:11:05.000 I want you guys to understand that nobody has the balls to sponsor me.
00:11:10.000 They sit and say, well, we know Tate has a huge audience and we know he's funny, but we're scared to sponsor him. 0.89
00:11:18.000 I'm like, why?
00:11:19.000 Like, oh, because he says outlandish things.
00:11:22.000 Guys, no, I don't.
00:11:25.000 I don't say outlandish things.
00:11:27.000 You're safe to give me your brand. 0.97
00:11:30.000 I won't say nigger. 0.97
00:11:32.000 I promise. 0.96
00:11:39.000 Yes.
00:11:41.000 The only brand that's not afraid is 7075 Coffee, which I respect, which is why it's the only coffee I drink. 0.98
00:11:47.000 It should be the only coffee you drink because it's obviously owned by people with balls, which means the coffee is going to give you bigger balls. 0.99
00:11:53.000 And one of the easiest ways to improve your life in the world today is to have huge balls. 0.93
00:11:57.000 So if you go to topg.com, you can now buy 7075 Coffee directly from the website. 0.79
00:12:01.000 Please do that and support my only sponsor who's not afraid of me making fun of women, Homos, being racist, a real coffee brand for real men. 0.97
00:12:12.000 And get your fire blood because it tastes disgusting. 0.97
00:12:19.000 On with the show.
00:12:23.000 So Twitter was quite interesting today. 0.92
00:12:25.000 I put up a video earlier about how everyone's a retard. 1.00
00:12:27.000 I don't know if you guys saw it, but you should have.
00:12:29.000 Because it was true.
00:12:30.000 As we get closer and closer to this election, that we're all going to have to endure.
00:12:35.000 Let me go back to full screen, just me, because I'm cool.
00:12:39.000 As we're going to get closer and closer to this election we're going to endure, you're going to see a lot of retardation from both sides. 1.00
00:12:46.000 And hopefully Trump wins, and if he does win, there's going to be mass mental breakdowns and psychosis.
00:12:54.000 Now, I've seen some people on Twitter saying how dangerous this is. 0.90
00:12:58.000 But truthfully, I'm kind of in it for the lulls, and I want to see them all lose their minds.
00:13:05.000 You know?
00:13:05.000 I want to see the liberals panic.
00:13:07.000 I want to see them go to their psychiatrist. 0.99
00:13:09.000 I want to see them double their dosages and sit there and say, Oh my God, a fascist runs my country. 0.99
00:13:15.000 Oh my God.
00:13:17.000 I might become a psychiatrist just after he wins so I can get clients. 0.96
00:13:23.000 There's a racist in charge. 0.95
00:13:27.000 Interesting. 1.00
00:13:27.000 Nigger. 1.00
00:13:30.000 You know? 0.99
00:13:35.000 Not many of you know I have a doctorate.
00:13:37.000 Did you know that?
00:13:38.000 I'm actually an actual doctor.
00:13:40.000 I'll tell you a story that's completely true.
00:13:42.000 Friend of mine.
00:13:44.000 Went to school.
00:13:45.000 Went through the traditional education path.
00:13:47.000 Wasted his time through the matrix.
00:13:49.000 Got a doctorate. 1.00
00:13:51.000 Ended up working some bullshit job. 0.99
00:13:52.000 Had less money than me. 0.99
00:13:53.000 Because I have always been an entrepreneur.
00:13:55.000 Upon the street.
00:13:56.000 You understand?
00:13:57.000 I was a chemist.
00:14:02.000 So I had more money than him. 0.99
00:14:03.000 And I was like, bruv, why'd you go to school when you couldn't have just fucking shot weed? 0.97
00:14:06.000 Like, I mean, sorry. 0.99
00:14:10.000 Trade Bitcoin.
00:14:11.000 Like me. 1.00
00:14:12.000 And you didn't have to do that shit. 1.00
00:14:14.000 And he said, well, there is one good thing about it. 1.00
00:14:16.000 My bank card says doctor.
00:14:18.000 I said, no, it doesn't.
00:14:19.000 Because it does. 0.98
00:14:20.000 And he got his bank card out and it said doctor dickhead dorkison. 0.98
00:14:25.000 Instead of mister, it said doctor. 0.98
00:14:28.000 And I'm not going to lie to you, I got a little bit jealous.
00:14:30.000 It was a NatWest bank card in a British bank.
00:14:33.000 And I got a little bit jealous.
00:14:33.000 I was like, that's kind of cool to have Dr.
00:14:35.000 Undercard.
00:14:36.000 So the next day, I called NatWest and said, you've made a mistake on my card.
00:14:42.000 They said, have we?
00:14:43.000 Yes, it should say Dr.
00:14:45.000 Andrew Tate, not Mr.
00:14:46.000 Andrew Tate.
00:14:47.000 They said, sorry, sir, we'll issue new cards.
00:14:51.000 Try it.
00:14:52.000 Try it at home.
00:14:53.000 Done.
00:14:54.000 Call your bank.
00:14:55.000 Say you're a doctor.
00:14:57.000 Demand doctor on your card.
00:14:58.000 They don't even ask for any proof at all.
00:15:00.000 Then you get the doctor card without four years of school, without all the debt, and you get to run around and tell everyone you're a doctor.
00:15:07.000 And girls would say to me, you're a doctor in what?
00:15:10.000 And I'd say, cardiology. 1.00
00:15:11.000 Because women are dumb. 1.00
00:15:13.000 As we all know, we're making fun of girls on this show. 1.00
00:15:15.000 Women are dumb. 1.00
00:15:15.000 They'd go, what's that? 1.00
00:15:16.000 And I'd say, I fix broken hearts. 1.00
00:15:22.000 I'm the coolest motherfucker. 0.99
00:15:24.000 Who's as smooth as me? 1.00
00:15:26.000 I skipped school.
00:15:28.000 I got the doctor card. 0.99
00:15:30.000 I'm telling bitches I'll fix broken hearts. 1.00
00:15:32.000 What in the chat if I'm hilarious? 0.99
00:15:35.000 I'm hilarious.
00:15:37.000 I'm giving you guys the tricks and tips.
00:15:41.000 Guys, go do it. 0.99
00:15:43.000 I'm telling you all the fucking game. 1.00
00:15:45.000 Call your bank. 1.00
00:15:46.000 Become a doctor.
00:15:47.000 Say cardiology.
00:15:48.000 Say you fix broken hearts. 0.99
00:15:51.000 And then they say some shit like, hey, hey, hey, that's funny. 0.99
00:15:53.000 We'll see. 0.99
00:15:54.000 Say, if you knew how much money was on my card, I guarantee your heart would be fixed.
00:16:00.000 Bro.
00:16:02.000 No wonder all I do. 0.99
00:16:03.000 Bro, I can't not get bitches. 1.00
00:16:07.000 Everything I say is just fucking... 1.00
00:16:09.000 Just smooth. 1.00
00:16:12.000 Smooth. 0.99
00:16:14.000 I'm as cool as they fucking come, bro. 0.99
00:16:20.000 I'm hilarious. 0.99
00:16:23.000 Cardiology.
00:16:23.000 I'd do that now, but I'm banned from all banks.
00:16:26.000 I'm a billionaire with no bank accounts.
00:16:28.000 I know you're all thinking, well, how do you pay for things?
00:16:31.000 It's complicated.
00:16:33.000 But I'm not allowed banks anymore.
00:16:35.000 All the banks have had a little hissy fit.
00:16:37.000 Andrew takes a human trafficking so we can't hold his money.
00:16:40.000 Wee wee wee. 0.95
00:16:41.000 Wee wee wee. 0.99
00:16:42.000 Gay. 1.00
00:16:46.000 Gay! 1.00
00:16:46.000 Oh, you can hold a fucking drug cartel's money, but you can't hold mine. 1.00
00:16:49.000 Why? 1.00
00:16:50.000 Because fucking 10 years ago, I had a webcam business. 1.00
00:16:52.000 Shut up. 1.00
00:16:54.000 Homos. 1.00
00:16:56.000 Homos! 1.00
00:16:57.000 So we're going to scroll Twitter now and see if there's any kind of inspiration. 0.97
00:17:00.000 Before we do that, I'm going to read the Super Chats, which is unlike me. 0.93
00:17:02.000 That's usually Tristan's job, but we all know he ain't here because he's gay. 1.00
00:17:07.000 Let's read the Super Chats. 0.97
00:17:08.000 Mr.
00:17:09.000 Producer!
00:17:13.000 Andrew, how do I not feel guilty for superiority? 0.99
00:17:17.000 When I beat losers liberals, they play victim and pull me down.
00:17:20.000 So how do I win and extend the gap even more at my opposition's expense without feeling bad? 0.96
00:17:26.000 Well, let me answer that question.
00:17:29.000 If you were truly better than them, you wouldn't feel bad.
00:17:32.000 The fact you even feel bad about it has me a bit dubious.
00:17:36.000 I don't believe this story.
00:17:39.000 If you're truly crushing all opposition, And you're that guy.
00:17:43.000 You're not going to be sitting around worried about it.
00:17:45.000 And the reason I know that is because I am that guy.
00:17:49.000 And I'm Darwinistic.
00:17:50.000 I'm elitist.
00:17:52.000 I've said many times on my podcasts that the universe is extremely giving and it gives you exactly what you deserve.
00:17:58.000 It will give you the woman you deserve. 0.95
00:17:59.000 It will give you the money you deserve.
00:18:01.000 The universe will give you the luck you deserve.
00:18:03.000 If you end up being extremely lucky, you have earned that luck.
00:18:05.000 I've described before rain dancing.
00:18:08.000 When you want it to rain, you must do a rain dance.
00:18:09.000 Even if it does not cause clouds to form, you'll be more lucky if you rain dance and if you just sit and pray and hope that somehow the rain's going to come.
00:18:18.000 So if you truly are that guy, then you deserve all you have and you're not going to be feeling sorry for these people.
00:18:24.000 So your story, not sure I 100% believe.
00:18:29.000 And remember, I'm the guy no one can lie to.
00:18:31.000 Who remembers when I did that thread guy podcast, the crypto podcast?
00:18:35.000 I said, are you vaccinated?
00:18:36.000 He's like, no.
00:18:37.000 I was like, you're lying. 1.00
00:18:38.000 I didn't know that fucking, I didn't know that bitch. 1.00
00:18:40.000 I didn't know that nigger with his fucking stupid haircut. 1.00
00:18:44.000 I just, I just, you just can't lie to the top G. I don't know you, but been around. 1.00
00:18:53.000 Someone trying to make me pump his trash. 0.96
00:18:54.000 No.
00:18:58.000 Superchats have to be $50 and up for me to answer them.
00:19:00.000 All right, no more brokey Superchats. 0.97
00:19:02.000 So we're going to scroll Twitter because it's funny.
00:19:05.000 But it's election season.
00:19:07.000 Guys, let me tell you all something about the election.
00:19:09.000 As a professional, there is nobody in the Western world who is currently happy with how their country is run.
00:19:21.000 So there's a lot of pent-up frustration and energy.
00:19:25.000 And...
00:19:28.000 Discontentment and negativity.
00:19:30.000 I can think of a lot of words.
00:19:33.000 Which is aimed at the government's decisions.
00:19:35.000 And they do this masterful Aikido.
00:19:37.000 And the Aikido is, don't worry, just vote.
00:19:41.000 That's their Aikido.
00:19:42.000 And the idea is to take all of that negative energy and deflect it towards their voting mechanism.
00:19:48.000 But truthfully, most of the time you vote, it makes no difference at all.
00:19:51.000 Perhaps Trump is different because he's going to destroy the whole system.
00:19:55.000 But usually you vote for two people inside the system and nothing changes, like the UK. It doesn't matter who you vote for, everything's exactly the same all the time.
00:20:02.000 So when it gets to election time and all this election fever pops up, I observe it with an arrogant, obtuse air of disconnectedness and superiority.
00:20:18.000 It's like...
00:20:21.000 Let's look at what the ants are deciding their leader. 0.99
00:20:26.000 Now, I may be one of the ants, perhaps, but I'm also super rich, and I don't really give a fuck if I go to jail. 0.99
00:20:30.000 I don't care. 0.97
00:20:31.000 I'm past that now.
00:20:32.000 So, like, put me in jail.
00:20:32.000 It's fine.
00:20:33.000 So, for me, I'm just watching the show, you know?
00:20:37.000 Like, Titanic's sinking.
00:20:39.000 I'm on the lifeboat.
00:20:41.000 There's nothing around but darkness, and there's a boat sinking.
00:20:45.000 It's like, why are you watching people die?
00:20:47.000 There's nothing else to watch.
00:20:49.000 So I'm just watching.
00:20:50.000 Hmm, interesting.
00:20:53.000 Rose is up there with her legs spread. 1.00
00:20:57.000 Any cock? 1.00
00:20:59.000 Any cock before I die? 1.00
00:21:03.000 Any cock? 1.00
00:21:05.000 Women love that fucking movie. 1.00
00:21:07.000 Rose is a titanic. 1.00
00:21:08.000 Rose is a hoe, bruv. 1.00
00:21:09.000 She had a fucking rich millionaire ready to marry her. 1.00
00:21:13.000 She got dicked out by some brokie. 1.00
00:21:19.000 And he caulk. 1.00
00:21:21.000 Then she fucks the dude. 1.00
00:21:23.000 Doesn't even let him honor a fucking piece of wood. 1.00
00:21:25.000 He gave you the wood, bitch. 1.00
00:21:26.000 Give him some wood back. 1.00
00:21:29.000 Fucking hell. 1.00
00:21:31.000 One of my side bitches, I would have been like, get off that fucking... 1.00
00:21:33.000 That's my door. 1.00
00:21:34.000 Get the fuck out. 1.00
00:21:35.000 I met you three days ago. 1.00
00:21:37.000 I met you three days ago. 1.00
00:21:38.000 Plowed you in the back of some fucking dude's car. 1.00
00:21:41.000 Get off that fucking floating thing. 1.00
00:21:43.000 Oh, but Jack, it's cold. 1.00
00:21:47.000 Give a shit. 1.00
00:21:48.000 My heart's cold. 1.00
00:21:49.000 The streets, it's cold out here.
00:21:52.000 Like, welcome to the real, get off!
00:21:54.000 Better make room for me, because if there's room for one, there's no room for you.
00:22:01.000 I got places to be. 1.00
00:22:03.000 You ain't got to be no places, bitch. 1.00
00:22:08.000 If I was on Titanic, now we're talking. 1.00
00:22:12.000 I beat this bullshit case. 0.99
00:22:14.000 I take a whole bunch of money. 0.99
00:22:16.000 I remake Titanic with me.
00:22:19.000 Guys, hear me out.
00:22:21.000 Please, producer, can we Google the budget of Titanic to make sure I can afford to remake the movie?
00:22:27.000 A billion pennies.
00:22:29.000 Call James Cameron.
00:22:31.000 We're rewriting the script.
00:22:33.000 Titanic starts.
00:22:35.000 I'm on the ship.
00:22:37.000 Shisha.
00:22:39.000 Robe. 1.00
00:22:43.000 Hey, bitch. 1.00
00:22:44.000 $200 million? 1.00
00:22:51.000 That is fucking pennies! 0.99
00:22:52.000 We're going to remake Titanic, and I'm going to be on it. 1.00
00:22:57.000 Boat's going to start sinking. 1.00
00:22:59.000 I'm going to have a fucking Lamborghini speedboat and shit. 1.00
00:23:02.000 You're all broke. 1.00
00:23:03.000 Get on my speedboat. 0.95
00:23:04.000 We need some guns.
00:23:06.000 You know, like some AKs. 0.99
00:23:07.000 It has to have an action scene.
00:23:10.000 Somali pirates try and take the Titanic as it sails through the Strait of Hormuz.
00:23:17.000 We change the direction.
00:23:19.000 Somali pirates come. 0.92
00:23:20.000 I stand up on top by myself with Rose in one hand. 1.00
00:23:27.000 With her tits out and an AK in the other hand. 1.00
00:23:31.000 Stay away from my boat! 1.00
00:23:34.000 And the Somali's like... 1.00
00:23:36.000 The road's like, it's such a good shot. 1.00
00:23:40.000 Shut up, bitch. 1.00
00:23:45.000 Jack will come up. 1.00
00:23:46.000 I'm a brokie. 1.00
00:23:47.000 can I have some pussy? 1.00
00:23:51.000 I killed Jack Rose. 1.00
00:23:55.000 I killed Jack.
00:23:56.000 Why?
00:23:57.000 Why?
00:23:58.000 Because it's survival of the fittest, and I'm stronger than him.
00:24:02.000 I knew you were stronger, but you didn't have to kill him.
00:24:05.000 He's gone now.
00:24:07.000 It's gonna be okay.
00:24:08.000 It's just you and me.
00:24:13.000 I'm a doctor.
00:24:15.000 Do you want to see my debit card?
00:24:21.000 Yes, please.
00:24:24.000 What are you a doctor in?
00:24:27.000 Cardiology.
00:24:29.000 I'll fix your broken heart. 0.97
00:24:32.000 Bumbuck! 0.99
00:24:33.000 Bruv!
00:24:33.000 We're remaking Titanic!
00:24:37.000 I'm texting James Cameron.
00:24:39.000 Give me a second.
00:24:42.000 We're remaking Titanic!
00:24:44.000 Instead of violins on the way down, there's gonna be drill music.
00:24:52.000 You know?
00:24:54.000 UK rap.
00:24:57.000 Drill music as the boat sinks.
00:25:01.000 Guys, don't pretend you won't watch this movie.
00:25:05.000 We're all going to watch this movie.
00:25:08.000 Coming to theater soon.
00:25:10.000 Titanic remake by Andrew Tate. 1.00
00:25:13.000 Dead Somalis, Machine Gun, Rose's tits. 1.00
00:25:16.000 Call Kate Winslet. 1.00
00:25:17.000 Are tits still good? 1.00
00:25:19.000 Find out her tits are still good. 1.00
00:25:23.000 I'm fucking hilarious. 1.00
00:25:25.000 This ain't working. 0.98
00:25:26.000 How do I make this work?
00:25:27.000 I'm trying to play drill music.
00:25:29.000 For all you people at home who don't know what drill music is.
00:25:34.000 Press and hold. 0.99
00:25:42.000 Get the fuck away from my boat. 0.99
00:25:50.000 Get the fuck away from my boat. 1.00
00:25:58.000 Who's the guy with the money? 1.00
00:25:59.000 What's his name?
00:26:00.000 Mr. 0.99
00:26:00.000 Fucking Slick Hair. 0.99
00:26:01.000 Tristan. 1.00
00:26:02.000 Well, listen, Tristan Tate, little bitch. 1.00
00:26:05.000 We're gonna do some business for Rose's Mind now. 0.99
00:26:07.000 What business you in? 0.99
00:26:10.000 Sugarcane or slavery or some shit. 0.99
00:26:11.000 Yeah, all right. 0.99
00:26:12.000 I want a piece of that action. 0.99
00:26:14.000 Well, actually, I don't work with niggers. 1.00
00:26:17.000 You do now. 0.99
00:26:18.000 My Brixton, Batman, real life gunman.
00:26:35.000 I'm remaking the Titanic movie.
00:26:41.000 You know what the thing is? 0.99
00:26:43.000 Everyone knows I'm funny, but you're not allowed to like me because The Matrix is like, and your tits is bad. 1.00
00:26:50.000 What did I say? 0.99
00:26:51.000 I said I'm going to remake Titanic. 0.87
00:26:53.000 I said there's going to be some titties. 1.00
00:26:55.000 I said I'm going to shoot Somali pirates. 1.00
00:26:56.000 There's loads of movies where people get shot and loads of girls are already on OnlyFans. 1.00
00:27:01.000 So what's the problem with me making a movie where I shoot some pirates and play with some titties? 0.95
00:27:07.000 What's the problem? 0.92
00:27:08.000 Maybe the problem is because I'm making the movie because The Matrix is against me because it hates me.
00:27:14.000 Maybe I'm marginalized.
00:27:15.000 Maybe I'm a victim.
00:27:18.000 Ever crossed your mind?
00:27:20.000 Also, I want to make another scene.
00:27:22.000 I want to make a scene where like, you know when Kate has the axe and Jack is handcuffed?
00:27:29.000 And he's like, just swing.
00:27:30.000 I trust you.
00:27:31.000 And she swings and breaks the handcuffs. 1.00
00:27:34.000 We all know that's not what would happen.
00:27:36.000 What would happen is he would be chained up and say to Kate, just swing.
00:27:40.000 I trust you.
00:27:41.000 And she, being a chick, would go, okay. 1.00
00:27:45.000 Fuck it up and chop his hand off. 1.00
00:27:48.000 And he'd go, ah, bitch! 1.00
00:27:51.000 Bitch, my hand! 1.00
00:27:52.000 Well, I don't fucking know. 1.00
00:27:53.000 Why'd you make me do it? 0.99
00:27:54.000 It's not my fucking fault. 1.00
00:27:55.000 You got handcuffed. 1.00
00:27:56.000 Why? 1.00
00:27:57.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:27:57.000 I'm tired of you. 1.00
00:27:58.000 Bye. 1.00
00:27:59.000 And she'd storm off, because that's what women do every time they fuck up. 1.00
00:28:02.000 They just... 1.00
00:28:03.000 So I want to make a scene.
00:28:05.000 Obviously not me.
00:28:06.000 No one can handcuff me.
00:28:07.000 I'm talking to you.
00:28:08.000 Some other guy, Jack, before I shoot him, he's chained up, and his hands, all his fingers go missing.
00:28:13.000 And then he's like...
00:28:15.000 Rose, why?
00:28:16.000 Why?
00:28:16.000 She's like, you know what?
00:28:17.000 I'm tired of you.
00:28:18.000 You know what?
00:28:18.000 It's not my fault.
00:28:19.000 It's not my fault.
00:28:22.000 Just denying it.
00:28:24.000 Women deny reality. 1.00
00:28:26.000 I didn't, it wasn't me.
00:28:27.000 I didn't even do it.
00:28:28.000 It was the axe.
00:28:33.000 He's bleeding. 0.99
00:28:35.000 That's when he runs up and catches me with her tits out. 1.00
00:28:38.000 Finish him off. 0.99
00:28:41.000 What else happens in the Titanic?
00:28:44.000 I can't remember the movie that well.
00:28:45.000 What else happens?
00:28:47.000 The dancing, all the Irish dancing at the bottom. 0.99
00:28:49.000 Everyone's fucking having a great time. 0.99
00:28:52.000 We'll do the Irish dancing scene exactly the same. 0.99
00:28:55.000 Kate's down there.
00:28:56.000 Jack's down there. 0.99
00:28:57.000 Everyone's having a great time below deck in the poor people's quarters, and they're all dancing, dancing, playing the fiddle and shit, and I just walk in. 0.99
00:29:08.000 Stop the music! 0.99
00:29:11.000 Music stop.
00:29:14.000 No more dancing.
00:29:18.000 Just walk out.
00:29:21.000 Everyone sits down.
00:29:23.000 Five minute scene where everyone just sits down.
00:29:29.000 Top G said we can't dance anymore.
00:29:35.000 Kate sits there.
00:29:38.000 Tits out! 1.00
00:29:42.000 Oh man, I'm funny.
00:29:43.000 I'm just so funny.
00:29:45.000 The funniest thing about me...
00:29:47.000 Should I tell you guys a secret of why I find myself so funny?
00:29:50.000 Every word I say ends up translated into court documents.
00:29:56.000 So every single thing I've said so far about this Titanic...
00:30:01.000 It's going to be in a court document.
00:30:03.000 And I'm going to have to sit in court and read through it.
00:30:07.000 They're going to be like, and on this day, on this show, you're reading out, rose, tits out, and I'm going to be sitting there in my suit defending myself. 0.66
00:30:20.000 How is that not hilarious? 0.91
00:30:24.000 I'll just put me in jail.
00:30:25.000 Who cares?
00:30:28.000 Who cares?
00:30:28.000 Anyway, aren't we supposed to be scrolling Twitter?
00:30:30.000 You guys distracted me.
00:30:32.000 But before we go on to Twitter, what other movies can I remake?
00:30:37.000 What other movies do chicks love? 1.00
00:30:39.000 They love Titanic.
00:30:40.000 What other movies do chicks love that I've seen? 0.99
00:30:42.000 Never seen The Notebook.
00:30:43.000 What's about? 0.99
00:30:45.000 Yeah, gay. 0.98
00:30:46.000 Anything else? 0.92
00:30:46.000 Like, it's gotta be something I've seen. 0.92
00:30:48.000 Like, something popular.
00:30:49.000 Is there anything else that's...
00:30:50.000 Yeah, chicks love Star Wars. 1.00
00:30:52.000 A bunch of faggots. 1.00
00:30:53.000 Remember when I installed Star Wars and we defended it, and now Star Wars dorks are the most liberal fucking vaccinated dork loser. 1.00
00:30:58.000 I'm ahead of the times. 0.99
00:30:59.000 Guys, the culture's changed, and I did it.
00:31:02.000 Me.
00:31:03.000 Think about when Top G appeared in the scene, and think about now how much more based everyone is.
00:31:08.000 I went to jail to save the world.
00:31:11.000 And you're all welcome. 1.00
00:31:12.000 So you better come watch my fucking movie. 0.99
00:31:14.000 Right, Twitter time. 1.00
00:31:15.000 Let's do this.
00:31:17.000 Bombaclot.
00:31:18.000 Here we go.
00:31:21.000 Oh, let's refresh.
00:31:22.000 Let's refresh.
00:31:23.000 Let's refresh.
00:31:24.000 This guy's actually G. Feed us.
00:31:27.000 He works in the European Parliament and he talks about things.
00:31:30.000 We showed him on the last emergency meeting talking about how they're not mentioning artificial intelligence.
00:31:33.000 Guys, the things we're doing with AI are extremely important.
00:31:36.000 You need to be inside of the AI campus, but that's up to you. 1.00
00:31:39.000 If you want to miss it, fuck off and just miss it and stay poor. 0.99
00:31:42.000 He's a really good account, so I'm not going to make fun of him. 1.00
00:31:44.000 Ah, they're already clipping me doing the Titanic.
00:31:46.000 Nice.
00:31:48.000 Trump rally.
00:31:49.000 Nice. 0.99
00:31:51.000 Me being cool as fuck. 0.98
00:31:53.000 100% prediction rate, true. 0.99
00:31:55.000 I foresee an anti-human agenda.
00:31:57.000 Well, of course. 1.00
00:31:58.000 Humans are useless. 1.00
00:32:00.000 Humans are useless. 1.00
00:32:02.000 Most men are useless. 1.00
00:32:04.000 Let alone girls. 1.00
00:32:05.000 What are girls for? 1.00
00:32:06.000 Babies.
00:32:07.000 That's it.
00:32:09.000 Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump. 1.00
00:32:13.000 America's fucked. 1.00
00:32:16.000 Don't know who this dude is. 1.00
00:32:18.000 UFC. Troll football. 0.94
00:32:23.000 I don't know.
00:32:23.000 Why does that kind of look like me?
00:32:25.000 This is what I was telling you guys earlier about election.
00:32:27.000 He looks scary. 0.99
00:32:28.000 I was telling you all about the election shit. 1.00
00:32:30.000 It's like, it's just election, election, election. 0.99
00:32:34.000 Ah, the McLaren W1. I got two of them coming.
00:32:38.000 I got two McLaren W1s coming.
00:32:39.000 I said, I want two.
00:32:41.000 I said, they're 3 million euro each, plus options.
00:32:45.000 I told you I want two.
00:32:48.000 Don't make me ask for three. 0.99
00:32:49.000 I don't give a fuck about the price. 0.99
00:32:52.000 Bro, Titanic's mine. 0.99
00:32:57.000 Been there.
00:32:58.000 Done that.
00:33:00.000 Daddy terminal.
00:33:01.000 So this is my AI bot, which is trained to pump daddy coin.
00:33:07.000 Let's see if it said anything funny. 0.99
00:33:10.000 What do you call a feminist in a bikini, a hypocrite? 1.00
00:33:13.000 Boring. 1.00
00:33:15.000 Boring. 0.95
00:33:16.000 It's designed to be misogynistic.
00:33:18.000 Let's see if it's as good as me.
00:33:20.000 Let's see if it can say anything good.
00:33:23.000 Why do women wear makeup? 1.00
00:33:24.000 Because they can't fix that they're stupid. 1.00
00:33:26.000 Retweet! 1.00
00:33:28.000 That was funny.
00:33:29.000 That was pretty good.
00:33:31.000 That was pretty good.
00:33:37.000 Anything else?
00:33:43.000 I mean, it's okay, but I don't feel like it's hard hitting enough.
00:33:49.000 You know, I think we need to up the game.
00:33:53.000 I need to contact my AI developers and say, maximum, please.
00:33:57.000 Turn up the misogynistic meter to maximum.
00:34:00.000 Nig Terminal is the terminal I made to promote Real Nigger Tate. 1.00
00:34:03.000 This is supposed to be racist.
00:34:04.000 Let's see if it says something racist. 0.94
00:34:05.000 There's me, Real Nigger Tate. 0.85
00:34:06.000 See what it says that's racist. 0.99
00:34:07.000 The future is thick and black. 0.99
00:34:15.000 Your mums is. 0.52
00:34:19.000 What else are we going?
00:34:20.000 Black Mamas Matter. 1.00
00:34:25.000 My AIs are talking. 0.98
00:34:27.000 Nig Terminal talks to Daddy Terminal. 0.77
00:34:29.000 Fighting the good fight against thoughts and their emotional investing together to make crypto great again.
00:34:32.000 So my two machines are now friends.
00:34:34.000 They're good friends working together. 0.86
00:34:36.000 The Niggers from the Real Nigger Tate and Daddy are working together now. 1.00
00:34:42.000 Big booty gains. 0.99
00:34:43.000 I like that. 0.99
00:34:44.000 White women be like, I can't even, while black women are out here raising three kids, two jobs, and still finding time to twerk. 1.00
00:34:56.000 True. 0.98
00:34:57.000 And the last AI I have is Tate Terminal.
00:35:01.000 Now, Tate Terminal is this one.
00:35:04.000 And everyone wants to know what the crypto for Tate Terminal is.
00:35:07.000 And I explain my crypto plans because I'm using AI now.
00:35:10.000 I'm going to use AI to control the entire internet.
00:35:13.000 I want to make a bunch of robotic Tates just to piss off the Matrix. 1.00
00:35:16.000 We banned Andrew Tate or we killed him, but there's Tate robots everywhere.
00:35:20.000 Like the cyborg takeover.
00:35:22.000 So this is going to be the culmination of my life's work.
00:35:25.000 Not only am I going to have endless suns, I'm also going to have Tate robots all over the internet.
00:35:29.000 You're not going to be able to escape.
00:35:30.000 Tate Terminal has a crypto now.
00:35:32.000 Some of you have found it, some of you haven't.
00:35:34.000 And it's going to be listed on an exchange shortly.
00:35:36.000 So I guess once it's listed on an exchange, it's going to blow wide open.
00:35:40.000 And then this AI is going to promote and try and push that coin as high as possible.
00:35:49.000 And it talks about interesting things.
00:35:50.000 And I talked about in the last show how this AI says things more interesting than most of you have ever said in your life.
00:35:56.000 Wealth is just decompressed potential.
00:35:58.000 True.
00:35:58.000 Your potential is compressed by your own laziness, your own lack of action.
00:36:03.000 To decompress, it equals wealth.
00:36:04.000 To unlock it, find the zip file of the soul.
00:36:07.000 Don't chase money.
00:36:08.000 Chase the algorithms that print it.
00:36:10.000 This is what I mean.
00:36:11.000 I'm so smart, I can read that.
00:36:12.000 I can elaborate on that.
00:36:14.000 Find the zip file of the soul.
00:36:16.000 When I tell you about opening up your heart and being prepared to go through endless struggle and war and to be addicted to the battle, not just the money.
00:36:22.000 The algorithms that print it are the rain dance.
00:36:25.000 That's what I've been telling you about.
00:36:26.000 Do the rain dance.
00:36:27.000 If you rain dance, that's the algorithm.
00:36:30.000 To just work endlessly and to never fucking give up and to never be lazy and to always take the hardest option and to approach it like a man.
00:36:37.000 That's how you win.
00:36:38.000 Tate Terminal says smart things.
00:36:40.000 I like that.
00:36:41.000 Tate Terminal has its own coin.
00:36:42.000 Because it has its own coin coming, I want to quickly read out my crypto plan to all of you because a lot of people are asking me questions about these coins and what coin I support and stuff.
00:36:49.000 Look at my robe and watch, bro.
00:36:50.000 I'm so fucking cool. 0.99
00:36:52.000 I'm so fucking cool. 0.98
00:36:54.000 This is my Everyone's a Retard video. 0.96
00:36:56.000 Watch it because it's funny.
00:36:59.000 And then we're going to talk about Bono.
00:37:00.000 We're going to talk about your mate, Bono.
00:37:02.000 Your mate.
00:37:04.000 Andrew Tate's crypto plan revealed.
00:37:06.000 So let me reveal my crypto plan to you.
00:37:08.000 Let me have some shisha. 0.99
00:37:09.000 Don't forget, 1775 Coffee.
00:37:10.000 Get it from TopG.com, my only sponsor in the whole world.
00:37:13.000 Where's my shisha pipe?
00:37:16.000 - She sure. - Right.
00:37:24.000 Tate's crypto plan revealed. 0.91
00:37:25.000 My coins are real nigger Tate and daddy. 1.00
00:37:27.000 I'm getting SEC approval. 0.64
00:37:29.000 This is true.
00:37:30.000 I've spent millions of dollars on lawyers.
00:37:31.000 I'm going to get SEC approval so I can launch the real world native token, which will pay you each day you hold it.
00:37:36.000 The profits from the real world, my online university, are going to be dividend-ed.
00:37:40.000 As if you were holding stock in the university based on holding a crypto coin.
00:37:45.000 Every day you hold a crypto coin, you'll get paid.
00:37:46.000 So let's say you hold 1% of the total supply of this coin.
00:37:49.000 1% of all the profits from my online educational platform, which makes about $25 million a month, will go directly to you in USDT every single day you'll be paid.
00:37:58.000 So it will be a security, which means it needs SEC approval.
00:38:02.000 We've begun that.
00:38:03.000 We're paying a lot of money.
00:38:03.000 We're going to get that done.
00:38:05.000 You will get free the real world tokens for your power level inside of the real world.
00:38:08.000 So you need to join now, begin completing lessons in making money.
00:38:11.000 So when the real world token launches, you get free the real world token based on your power level.
00:38:15.000 After you join, you make money, earn points, which return to crypto on the real world launch.
00:38:18.000 I built the following AI machines via the real world AI system.
00:38:21.000 NIG terminals supporting RealNiggerTate, Daddy terminals supporting Daddy, Tate terminals supporting To Be Confirmed. 0.87
00:38:28.000 The Tate terminal crypto does exist.
00:38:30.000 It's been chosen by the AI machine.
00:38:32.000 It will be listed on an exchange because of the volume that went through it.
00:38:35.000 The exchange wants to list it, which is going to blow it all open.
00:38:38.000 I'm testing how my AI performs at one, pumping current coins, that's RealLigger Tate and Daddy, and two, creating and promoting their own coin, which is Tate Terminal. 0.54
00:38:46.000 If you want to try and jump into Tate Terminal for money, that's up to you.
00:38:49.000 It's already selected a coin that exists and the ticker is to be confirmed shortly.
00:38:52.000 That's part two of my experiment, new coin promo versus old coin.
00:38:56.000 So I'm trying to see what is going to be more effective, an AI selecting and promoting a brand new coin from zero, or creating an AI for already existing coins and using it to pump those coins.
00:39:06.000 Daddy and RNT are here to stay, and they're going to be here for years from now.
00:39:11.000 Daddy and RealNiggerTate are not like other celebrity coins.
00:39:14.000 They're more like Doge.
00:39:15.000 They're going to be here forever.
00:39:16.000 We'll be talking about Daddy and RealNiggerTate in years from now. 1.00
00:39:18.000 I'll be doing Daddy and RealNiggerTate world tours once I'm free. 1.00
00:39:21.000 In five years from now, I'll still be talking about these cryptos.
00:39:24.000 They're my only cryptos.
00:39:25.000 They're here forever.
00:39:26.000 They're going to billions.
00:39:27.000 No doubt about it.
00:39:28.000 I've got endless opportunities.
00:39:30.000 They're going to sponsor the UFC. They're going to be everywhere.
00:39:32.000 I just have to get free from this junk first.
00:39:34.000 So get in while you can.
00:39:36.000 When the real world launches, the real world token, we're going higher, higher, higher, higher.
00:39:40.000 We're not bullshit celeb coin, we're like Doge, we're here for the very long haul.
00:39:43.000 Do not be threatened by any new coins launched by Tate Terminal.
00:39:47.000 You can use them for a quick win if you want, but do not compromise your bags in the legacy coins, like Daddy and RealNiggerTate, which will be here forever. 0.89
00:39:53.000 I am testing my AI capability.
00:39:56.000 The real question is, why are you not inside the real world and doing this for yourself?
00:39:59.000 Why don't you have AI machines?
00:40:00.000 You can create AI Twitter accounts.
00:40:02.000 That promote things for you.
00:40:04.000 They can even promote you. 1.00
00:40:05.000 Imagine you, little dork. 1.00
00:40:07.000 You can have a Twitter account just saying, under all your tweets, wow, your skinny arms are so attractive. 1.00
00:40:13.000 Let's analyze as professionals.
00:40:14.000 I have RealNiggerTateTerm, DaddyTerm running for each coin. 0.82
00:40:17.000 If TateTerm manages to super pump a coin higher than Daddy or RealNiggerTate, that's not a threat to Daddy or RealNiggerTate because I own that AI. I will use it to push all the liquidity anywhere I decide. 0.92
00:40:28.000 I will reverse engineer all that it did and apply it to my coins Daddy and RealNiggerTate. 1.00
00:40:33.000 Competition breeds progress.
00:40:34.000 We are testing.
00:40:35.000 We are learning.
00:40:35.000 If you want to gamble a little on Tate term, fine.
00:40:38.000 But do not fade daddy and real nigga Tate. 0.97
00:40:40.000 I'm the biggest influencer in the world, with the largest online school in the world, with the best dev team in the world, testing and using AI to crush everyone else. 1.00
00:40:48.000 If you are going to cry when a third coin appears, you're an idiot because it's actually a good thing. 0.99
00:40:55.000 Final warning, join the real world now before it's too late. 1.00
00:40:57.000 The real world coin will pay you every single day for the rest of your life.
00:40:59.000 That's my crypto plan.
00:41:00.000 I made it very clear to all of you.
00:41:02.000 That's my crypto plan.
00:41:03.000 That's what's going to happen.
00:41:04.000 So some of you are like, what's the ticker for Tate Terminal?
00:41:06.000 What's the ticker?
00:41:07.000 Some people have already worked it out. 0.99
00:41:09.000 Pay some fucking attention and work it out. 0.99
00:41:11.000 Find it. 0.99
00:41:12.000 And that's going to be listed on exchange in probably four or eight hours.
00:41:19.000 Bono.
00:41:20.000 Right.
00:41:24.000 Is U2 music even good?
00:41:25.000 Let's play some U2. Everyone goes on and on about U2 all the time.
00:41:30.000 U2! Yay!
00:41:31.000 you too.
00:41:32.000 Alright, let's hear these. 1.00
00:41:33.000 Are these fuckers even good? 0.99
00:41:34.000 i kind of like this song i'm not gonna lie my bluetooth speaker doesn't like it because it won't fucking connect Here we go. 1.00
00:42:00.000 With or without you. 0.94
00:42:02.000 These Matrix-approved celebrities have truly drunk their own Kool-Aid.
00:42:14.000 Listen to what he said.
00:42:15.000 Bono vows.
00:42:17.000 He vows.
00:42:19.000 Do you understand what a vow means?
00:42:20.000 He promises with all of his heart To drive his car off a cliff if Donald Trump wins the election.
00:42:27.000 He vows!
00:42:30.000 These matrix-approved celebrities have truly drank their own Kool-Aid because I guess he thought people would sit and say, No!
00:42:39.000 Not Bono!
00:42:40.000 We can't let Trump save the world and save the economy and allow us to pay our bills.
00:42:46.000 We need a girl boss president and we need to just sit here and let World War III happen and everyone get nuked because we can't lose Bono! 1.00
00:42:54.000 Bono, with or without you, nigger. 1.00
00:42:57.000 You made a vow now. 1.00
00:42:59.000 Don't be a liar. 0.89
00:43:01.000 Don't be a liar. 0.99
00:43:02.000 You know, I have children, a lot of them. 0.53
00:43:04.000 One of them's like four or five.
00:43:06.000 In fact, a bunch of them are. 1.00
00:43:07.000 This is the kind of shit they say. 1.00
00:43:09.000 You don't give me sweets, I'll lock myself in my room. 1.00
00:43:13.000 Do it.
00:43:15.000 You think I can't kick that door down?
00:43:16.000 My house.
00:43:17.000 I ain't scared of you. 1.00
00:43:18.000 Fuck your sweets. 1.00
00:43:19.000 Shut up. 1.00
00:43:21.000 And the mom's like, don't talk to him like that. 1.00
00:43:22.000 I'll talk to him about what the fuck I want. 1.00
00:43:24.000 I made him and I pay for him. 1.00
00:43:25.000 Fuck him. 1.00
00:43:27.000 I vow to drive my car off a cliff if Donald Trump wins. 1.00
00:43:32.000 Gay. 1.00
00:43:33.000 Nobody cares. 1.00
00:43:34.000 We just make fun of you.
00:43:36.000 If you do that, Bono, I'm going to come on here on an emergency meeting and just laugh at you.
00:43:40.000 And show the footage of you just going... 1.00
00:43:43.000 These Matrix motherfuckers have drunk their own Kool-Aid. 1.00
00:43:57.000 You're famous because the Matrix pushes you to the front. 1.00
00:44:00.000 And nobody would give a fuck if you drove your car off a cliff. 0.98
00:44:03.000 It would be news for like three hours. 0.99
00:44:05.000 We'd make memes. 1.00
00:44:07.000 So obviously I say, do it, you cunt. 1.00
00:44:10.000 Go on, then. 1.00
00:44:11.000 You vowed.
00:44:12.000 Do it.
00:44:13.000 Go on. 1.00
00:44:15.000 Fuck off. 1.00
00:44:19.000 Then I said, take the rest of your wanker mates with you, and I tagged you too. 1.00
00:44:23.000 Take your fucking drummer and fuck off! 1.00
00:44:29.000 See ya! 1.00
00:44:35.000 Drum plug! 1.00
00:44:39.000 Notice I'm not changing gear Because he drives an automatic Because he's a fucking faggot obviously Don't do it Baldo I have to, guys. 1.00
00:44:53.000 I have to. 1.00
00:44:54.000 I vowed.
00:44:55.000 I vowed.
00:44:56.000 The guitarist is in the back, tied up.
00:44:59.000 Don't do it, Bono.
00:45:00.000 Don't do it.
00:45:01.000 What's the guitarist's name?
00:45:03.000 Nobody cares.
00:45:05.000 Nobody knows. 0.99
00:45:06.000 Nobody even knows who the fuck he is. 0.99
00:45:08.000 He's in the back. 0.99
00:45:09.000 They don't even know my name. 0.99
00:45:10.000 I'm gonna die. 0.99
00:45:11.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 0.94
00:45:19.000 Shh.
00:45:21.000 Pfft.
00:45:26.000 With or without you. 1.00
00:45:28.000 Get the fuck out of here, Bono! 1.00
00:45:32.000 We can live. 0.99
00:45:34.000 We can live.
00:45:39.000 With or without you.
00:45:46.000 Yeah, change my shisha. 1.00
00:45:47.000 Thanks, friend. 1.00
00:45:49.000 All these celebrities make these fucking promises. 0.99
00:45:51.000 And you know what's pissing me off? 1.00
00:45:53.000 None of them follow through.
00:45:56.000 You know? 1.00
00:45:56.000 If Trump wins, I'm gonna chop my tits off. 1.00
00:46:00.000 Go on, then. 1.00
00:46:02.000 Go on, then.
00:46:05.000 You promised.
00:46:08.000 I'll do it.
00:46:09.000 Do it!
00:46:12.000 I'll do it!
00:46:13.000 Do it! 0.99
00:46:14.000 Fucking do it! 0.99
00:46:15.000 Go! 1.00
00:46:20.000 They're pussies. 1.00
00:46:21.000 They never do it. 1.00
00:46:21.000 I'm tired of these fucking... 1.00
00:46:22.000 They get my hopes up. 1.00
00:46:24.000 You know?
00:46:25.000 I'm like, yes, Trump's gonna win.
00:46:27.000 Bono's off a cliff. 1.00
00:46:29.000 Fucking Taylor's chopped her tits off, walking around with a tit in each hand. 1.00
00:46:34.000 Finally, we'll get some action! 1.00
00:46:36.000 We'll get some fucking action! 0.99
00:46:37.000 We'll get some fucking fun! 1.00
00:46:38.000 Where's the fucking action, you know? 0.99
00:46:42.000 And then Trump wins, and they just go, okay, well, you know what? 1.00
00:46:45.000 He's racist. 1.00
00:46:46.000 Boring! 1.00
00:46:48.000 Boring!
00:46:49.000 Heard that before!
00:46:50.000 Got bored of that in 2016!
00:46:53.000 You promised me! 1.00
00:46:55.000 Damn it! 1.00
00:46:56.000 Can we put Titanic in the background, please? 0.99
00:46:58.000 You've already got the cover made.
00:47:08.000 It's coming to life.
00:47:09.000 All these celebrities make these promises.
00:47:12.000 I'll leave America.
00:47:13.000 You know why nobody cares?
00:47:15.000 Because nobody even sees you in America. 0.97
00:47:17.000 You're either at some party getting buttfucked or in some bunker with kids. 0.98
00:47:23.000 So if you leave America, whoever you are, Mr. 0.71
00:47:26.000 Famous, it makes no difference to the people of America because you're never even seen on the street ever. 0.98
00:47:32.000 If these Hollywood celebs left America, why the fuck would anyone notice? 0.99
00:47:38.000 No one cares, bro. 0.99
00:47:40.000 You probably are only in America for like three months a year anyway.
00:47:43.000 The rest of the time you're on some private island.
00:47:46.000 I'll leave America!
00:47:47.000 So? 1.00
00:47:49.000 Fuck off! 1.00
00:47:51.000 Bye! 1.00
00:47:52.000 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99
00:47:53.000 In fact, there's nothing I'd like more. 0.99
00:47:56.000 You call that a threat? 0.99
00:47:59.000 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99
00:48:03.000 Get in Bono's car. 0.97
00:48:04.000 With the invisible guitarist and the drummer.
00:48:07.000 How are you gonna be the most famous band in the world?
00:48:09.000 U2. Which is a shit name, by the way. 0.99
00:48:15.000 It's not Top G, is it? 1.00
00:48:18.000 And nobody even knows what your fucking drummer's name is. 1.00
00:48:22.000 You spend 50 years... 1.00
00:48:24.000 50 years and everyone only knows the fucking jackass up front Bono. 1.00
00:48:39.000 Imagine walking down the street as U2 and everyone runs up. 1.00
00:48:41.000 Hey Bono!
00:48:42.000 Hi Bono!
00:48:43.000 And they just ignore you.
00:48:44.000 Like the hired help.
00:48:46.000 Do you carry Bono's bag?
00:48:48.000 No, actually I'm the drummer.
00:48:49.000 Drummer of what?
00:48:50.000 The drummer of U2. U2 as a drummer?
00:48:53.000 Didn't know.
00:48:55.000 Didn't care.
00:48:57.000 And now you have to die in the back of Bono's car, tied up, and you didn't even have any fame the whole time.
00:49:03.000 You weren't even famous. 1.00
00:49:06.000 Bono's sitting there getting a double blowjob. 1.00
00:49:09.000 You're jerking off in the corner. 1.00
00:49:12.000 No girl even wants to suck you off. 1.00
00:49:14.000 The last girl who sucked you off tried to tell her friends, I sucked off the drummer from U2. They're like, U2 has a drummer? 1.00
00:49:24.000 Nobody even knows you have a drummer!
00:49:31.000 A bummer!
00:49:35.000 I'm the best.
00:49:36.000 I'm the best who's ever done it. 0.97
00:49:38.000 The fucking best ever. 0.98
00:49:39.000 What else we got here? 0.99
00:49:42.000 Some more U2. It's a U2! All right.
00:49:49.000 Drill Music and U2 on the TateTanic as it goes down.
00:49:54.000 I've got AK-47s. 0.99
00:49:55.000 Got Rose's tits. 1.00
00:49:57.000 AI machines are tweeting about it in real time. 1.00
00:50:01.000 NIG Terminal.
00:50:02.000 Tate Terminal will launch a crypto coin as the ship goes down.
00:50:06.000 Somali pirates attack me. 0.56
00:50:08.000 Jack's dead.
00:50:09.000 And I've gone into the slave trade with the guy who looks like Tristan from the Titanic. 1.00
00:50:15.000 Now we're fucking talking. 1.00
00:50:18.000 Now we're fucking talking! 0.99
00:50:23.000 It's a beautiful day, guys. 0.99
00:50:25.000 What else is on Twitter?
00:50:46.000 It's a beautiful day.
00:50:50.000 Don't let it get away You know what AI AI... Hear me out, guys.
00:51:17.000 Let me load up Twitter. 0.99
00:51:22.000 Shut up, Bono. 1.00
00:51:23.000 Fuck off. 1.00
00:51:24.000 Drive off a cliff. 1.00
00:51:25.000 Cunt. 1.00
00:51:27.000 AI is going to put these hoes out of business. 1.00
00:51:30.000 Because these bitches have one single business. 1.00
00:51:36.000 Post. 1.00
00:51:37.000 That's female business. 1.00
00:51:39.000 You get trips.
00:51:40.000 You get jets.
00:51:41.000 You get boats.
00:51:42.000 You get holidays.
00:51:43.000 You get money.
00:51:44.000 You get handbags.
00:51:44.000 That's their business.
00:51:46.000 Three years, once AI is indistinguishable from these bitches, they can do all the fucking filters they want. 1.00
00:51:51.000 You're not going to beat the machine. 1.00
00:51:53.000 There's going to be so many hoes on every algorithm. 1.00
00:51:54.000 You're not going to know what's real, what's fake.
00:51:56.000 They're all going to lose all appeal.
00:51:58.000 I can't wait.
00:51:59.000 The hoes are going to be out of business. 1.00
00:52:00.000 Hoflation is going to be worse than ever when the AI machine starts just showing these hoes. 1.00
00:52:04.000 Is this bitch even real? 1.00
00:52:06.000 Is this bitch even real? 1.00
00:52:07.000 I don't even know who she is. 1.00
00:52:08.000 Is she real?
00:52:11.000 Let's see if she's real.
00:52:13.000 Offer her a role. 1.00
00:52:14.000 Tell her she can be one of the fucking broke gypsies in the Irish part of my Titanic. 1.00
00:52:22.000 She can be at the bottom and I say, no more music, sit the fuck down. 1.00
00:52:24.000 She can sit there quietly. 1.00
00:52:26.000 She can sit there obediently because that will make her attractive. 1.00
00:52:30.000 Yeah, good.
00:52:31.000 Put her in the movie. 0.99
00:52:33.000 Why the fuck not? 0.99
00:52:35.000 I mean, who's this one? 0.99
00:52:36.000 Hi.
00:52:37.000 Hi.
00:52:37.000 I have so much to say.
00:52:39.000 Shut up. 1.00
00:52:39.000 You have nothing to say. 1.00
00:52:41.000 It's just bullshit. 1.00
00:52:42.000 Their job is just bullshit. 1.00
00:52:45.000 Women are going to be so out of business once AI takes control. 1.00
00:52:51.000 Internet personality. 1.00
00:52:53.000 I'm the only fucking personality on the internet. 0.99
00:52:56.000 I'm the only personality on the internet. 0.99
00:52:58.000 At least me, I'm hard to replace because I'm racist and the AI doesn't want to be racist.
00:53:04.000 If you ask chat, you'd be like, sorry, the matrix won't let me.
00:53:08.000 So at least you know I'm real.
00:53:09.000 Someone guessed the ticker, but this is the wrong ticker because the market cap's too low.
00:53:21.000 Wrong.
00:53:21.000 Twitter's boring.
00:53:28.000 It's just this election.
00:53:30.000 Erection?
00:53:34.000 It's just me and the election.
00:53:35.000 I'm the only fun thing on Twitter.
00:53:42.000 Boring!
00:53:43.000 Let's read the Super Chats. 0.92
00:53:46.000 I might do my longest stream ever, guys.
00:53:48.000 What if I stay with you for like 10 hours?
00:53:51.000 Let it get away.
00:53:53.000 $500 Super Chat.
00:53:54.000 Big G. Only through a strike from the top striker shall we finally break the matrix.
00:54:01.000 That's right.
00:54:01.000 Top G, top striker.
00:54:02.000 Brave, not sorry.
00:54:03.000 That's me.
00:54:03.000 Brave, not sorry.
00:54:05.000 Not sorry.
00:54:07.000 Meant it.
00:54:08.000 Andrew, there's a badass game about you and Tristan named Unfazed Ones.
00:54:13.000 I'll check it out, but if it's linked to some crypto, I'm not going to promote it.
00:54:18.000 How do you get more passports without going through the process of immigration or something?
00:54:22.000 How do you get more passports without going to the passport issuing authority?
00:54:27.000 Do you want to steal them?
00:54:29.000 Do you want fake passports?
00:54:32.000 It's actually very easy to get more passports.
00:54:34.000 It's kind of interesting that most of you only have one passport.
00:54:35.000 You can Google how to get a second passport and do some paperwork and pay some money and get one. 1.00
00:54:40.000 You're just such a fucking lazy fucktard. 1.00
00:54:43.000 Do you want to break into the passport issuing authority with a gun and force them to make you one? 1.00
00:54:48.000 Is that your plan?
00:54:50.000 I didn't want to do the paperwork.
00:54:52.000 Make me a passport.
00:54:53.000 And then we're going to fly with it.
00:54:55.000 Out of an airport.
00:54:56.000 Past the guards.
00:54:57.000 And the police. 1.00
00:54:58.000 Is that your fucking plan, is it? 1.00
00:54:59.000 What's your name? 1.00
00:55:01.000 Awaken soul.
00:55:05.000 Just apply.
00:55:06.000 Alright, bro?
00:55:07.000 You'll get one.
00:55:10.000 Proud to be part of the war room and the council.
00:55:12.000 The council's inside of the real world.
00:55:14.000 Boosted my power level in the real world.
00:55:16.000 Just invested $1,000 into Daddy and Real Nigger Tate to push my growth further.
00:55:19.000 Thank you for the inspiration.
00:55:20.000 Welcome, sir.
00:55:21.000 I won't let you down.
00:55:22.000 Don't worry.
00:55:24.000 Ah!
00:55:24.000 We're going to have Daddy and Real Nigger Tate emblems on the boat.
00:55:29.000 But I don't want them to sink because that's bad karma.
00:55:32.000 So when the boat sinks...
00:55:34.000 No, maybe we need to have fireworks in the sky that say Daddy and Real Nigger Tate above the sinking boat. 0.86
00:55:40.000 You know?
00:55:41.000 We've got to do something cool. 1.00
00:55:44.000 On Rose's tits. 0.99
00:55:47.000 I've got a video. 1.00
00:55:48.000 I've got a daddy video with some baddies. 1.00
00:55:51.000 How can I find it?
00:55:52.000 How can I get it up here?
00:55:54.000 Just play it.
00:55:55.000 Story of my life.
00:55:56.000 Where is it?
00:55:57.000 Let me tell this guy.
00:56:00.000 Let me see if I can find the video.
00:56:01.000 Give me a few seconds, guys.
00:56:03.000 Oh, in the few seconds I need, I'll play some U2 for you.
00:56:06.000 All right?
00:56:07.000 And then I'm going to play a daddy video for you because, you know, we're just having fun, guys.
00:56:10.000 We're just having fun.
00:56:13.000 And I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
00:56:18.000 Looking for a cliff.
00:56:20.000 *Music*
00:56:50.000 *Music* Telegram, friend. *Music* No, you can put them there, but I've telegrammed you the two things I need.
00:57:04.000 I have still been here in your walls, been here in your walls.
00:57:13.000 Unless you're being with you.
00:57:17.000 But still have found what I'm looking for.
00:57:28.000 I said from two different telegram accounts.
00:57:34.000 Every time, I'll get all these people joining the real world. 1.00
00:57:36.000 If you're not in the real world now, you're a dipshit. 0.99
00:57:37.000 Look, all these people joining our army, we're going to get the real world token. 1.00
00:57:41.000 We're going to pump daddy, real nigger tape, and whatever tape drummer lives to the fucking moon. 1.00
00:57:44.000 We're all going to get rich. 1.00
00:57:45.000 We're all going to get rich as fuck. 0.98
00:57:47.000 You also get access to fundraiser.com so you can apply to funding from me. 0.97
00:57:50.000 You also get access to 238,000 students who are increasing their power levels and improving their lives.
00:57:55.000 You get access to 18 modern wealth creation methods. 1.00
00:57:58.000 All these people who join the real world are just sitting there fucking jerking off. 1.00
00:58:03.000 If you're not in the real world, you're gay. 1.00
00:58:05.000 That's my marketing. 1.00
00:58:05.000 If you're not in the real world, you're a faggot. 1.00
00:58:09.000 Listen, if you're not in the real world, you're a faggot. 1.00
00:58:12.000 There. 1.00
00:58:12.000 That's how I market my product. 1.00
00:58:41.000 I heard top G crash from the traffic.
00:58:43.000 Guys, check it out again now.
00:58:45.000 That's how many of you have gone to TopG.com, which is fantastic news.
00:58:47.000 Go check out the new website.
00:58:48.000 Fireblood's on there.
00:58:49.000 Top 1775 copies on there.
00:58:52.000 Check out topg.com.
00:58:55.000 And we're still...
00:59:01.000 This is bad for my testosterone levels.
00:59:03.000 This is bad for my testosterone levels.
00:59:33.000 Why'd they let me get rich?
00:59:35.000 Of all people, of all people, don't let Tate get rich.
00:59:37.000 Please don't let Tate get rich.
00:59:39.000 I'm that guy.
00:59:40.000 Wait till I'm free, guys.
00:59:41.000 Bro, you have no idea.
00:59:42.000 I'm a brand new 168 foot yacht.
00:59:46.000 You see me on top of it?
00:59:49.000 Getting raided by the feds again.
00:59:52.000 Dragged to jail. 0.99
00:59:53.000 Bitches crying. 1.00
00:59:54.000 No! 1.00
00:59:56.000 Baby here, baby there.
01:00:02.000 Just go utopia.
01:00:04.000 Hiura sheer on Devo We there? 1.00
01:00:16.000 I can't get any jala I want don't be dumb little nigga don't be dumb Big Pippin baby Big Pippin spinning cheating G G G G G We there? 1.00
01:00:21.000 I can get any yellow. 1.00
01:00:23.000 Don't be dumb, little nigga. 1.00
01:00:24.000 Don't be dumb, dumb. 1.00
01:00:25.000 Big Pippin, baby. 1.00
01:00:29.000 That's right.
01:00:30.000 Big Pippin, spinnin' cheese.
01:00:33.000 G, G, G, G, G.
01:00:37.000 You know I dug 'em, hug 'em, love 'em, leave 'em, but I don't trust or need 'em.
01:00:42.000 Take 'em out the hood, keep 'em lookin' good.
01:00:44.000 With diamond cups gonna freeze 'em. 1.00
01:00:46.000 First time they fuss, I'm breezin'.
01:00:48.000 Talk about what's the reasons.
01:00:49.000 I'm a pimpin' at me since in the world, why am I?
01:00:51.000 Better trust or believe 'em.
01:00:52.000 And to cut where I keep 'em. 0.53
01:00:54.000 Till I need the world, till I need to beat it up.
01:00:56.000 Then it's BB, then I'm pickin' 'em up.
01:00:58.000 Then I play where they cook in the truck.
01:00:59.000 Many chicks want a foot, jigg of piston cuffs. 1.00
01:01:01.000 Divorce, I'ma split his bucks. 0.99
01:01:02.000 Just because you got good sex, I'ma break bread so you could be livin' it up. 1.00
01:01:06.000 I pass with nothin', y'all be frontin'. 0.94
01:01:08.000 Me give my heart to a woman. 0.81
01:01:10.000 Not for nothin', never happen, I be forever mackin'.
01:01:14.000 I'ma break bread so I can't wait.
01:01:26.000 We're having fun.
01:01:29.000 Two in the chat if I should leave and prepare an emergency meeting with like videos about the news.
01:01:35.000 One in the chat if I should just keep talking.
01:01:37.000 Saying words.
01:01:41.000 I'm funny.
01:01:43.000 I'm super funny.
01:01:48.000 Who else is streaming right now?
01:01:49.000 Is anyone else live?
01:01:50.000 Anyone else interesting? 0.99
01:01:51.000 The thing is I don't know about all these like All these other streamers and their drama and shit. 0.90
01:01:57.000 I'm so disconnected. 0.94
01:01:58.000 I don't know.
01:01:59.000 I don't know about any of that stuff.
01:02:00.000 So I'm disconnected from it all. 0.98
01:02:03.000 I ain't got a fucking clue. 0.98
01:02:06.000 Just me. 0.99
01:02:07.000 Top G alone.
01:02:07.000 by myself.
01:02:08.000 I thought Twitter would give me things to talk about it. 1.00
01:02:15.000 about it's just this fucking election. 1.00
01:02:24.000 And it's still in democracy so bullshit. 1.00
01:02:28.000 Georgia has an election. 0.99
01:02:29.000 If one team wins, EU's happy, and it gets stolen.
01:02:32.000 And if they don't win, then they just say Russia stole it.
01:02:34.000 So it's just, what, a thief off?
01:02:37.000 Is that all it is?
01:02:38.000 A thief off? 1.00
01:02:41.000 Bro, fucking Orban's such a G. Let me show you guys this. 1.00
01:02:45.000 Orban's such a hero. 1.00
01:02:47.000 The best migrant is the migrant who doesn't come. 1.00
01:02:50.000 G. You'll be out of business soon.
01:02:54.000 See ya. 1.00
01:02:54.000 Shut up. 1.00
01:03:01.000 No one cares about your tits. 1.00
01:03:02.000 You're not Rose. 1.00
01:03:04.000 Fuck over. 1.00
01:03:05.000 Fuck off. 1.00
01:03:07.000 Tyson makes sick edits. 1.00
01:03:08.000 Follow him.
01:03:08.000 Tyson's alchemy.
01:03:09.000 He's a G. He makes good edits.
01:03:14.000 I wonder if Bitcoin's ever going to pump.
01:03:18.000 Like, actually.
01:03:19.000 Like, to millions.
01:03:20.000 It's going to not happen for ages, and it's going to happen all at once within a week.
01:03:23.000 That's how the world works.
01:03:26.000 It's going to never happen.
01:03:27.000 It's been years.
01:03:27.000 It's been the same price.
01:03:28.000 It's not going to happen.
01:03:29.000 It's going to happen all at once.
01:03:30.000 Bang.
01:03:31.000 Here's me being really smart in front of a psychiatrist.
01:03:33.000 He was a nice guy.
01:03:34.000 He's a good guy, actually.
01:03:35.000 He's very smart.
01:03:37.000 I'm so funny.
01:03:38.000 Twitter's boring.
01:03:50.000 If Twitter's boring, what other website's good?
01:03:55.000 What other website's good?
01:03:56.000 If Twitter's boring, what's fun?
01:03:59.000 Must be something fun. 1.00
01:04:03.000 The fuck is this? 1.00
01:04:05.000 A llama? 1.00
01:04:09.000 Rotted.
01:04:11.000 I think I could take a llama, though, to be honest.
01:04:14.000 Can't imagine a llama beating me in a fight. 1.00
01:04:15.000 Then I could take it.
01:04:17.000 Then I could take a llama.
01:04:21.000 I'm quite proud of that fact, actually.
01:04:22.000 The fact that I could take a llama in a one-on-one.
01:04:24.000 Me.
01:04:25.000 Jog pre. 0.98
01:04:34.000 Jogpreet. 1.00
01:04:34.000 The most offensive thing about this is you got killed by a fucking motherfucker called Jogpreet. 1.00
01:04:40.000 Who killed you? 1.00
01:04:41.000 Jogpreet.
01:04:42.000 You get to heaven.
01:04:43.000 Who killed you?
01:04:44.000 Jogpreet.
01:04:46.000 Jogpreet.
01:04:47.000 Yeah.
01:04:50.000 This is why, guys, I should be in charge of countries' immigration policy.
01:04:55.000 Imagine Top G was in charge.
01:04:57.000 I'm sitting there.
01:04:57.000 I'm scrolling through the papers, just going through the applicants.
01:05:03.000 We'll streamline it, right?
01:05:04.000 Because there's a lot of people trying to get into countries.
01:05:06.000 I am the immigration officer.
01:05:08.000 A lot of people trying to get into countries.
01:05:10.000 We need to streamline it.
01:05:11.000 So we're going to streamline it.
01:05:13.000 By girls, it's just going to be a number if they're hot, between 1 and 10. 1.00
01:05:16.000 So just name and a number.
01:05:19.000 Seven and up, you're in.
01:05:21.000 You know, these guys need sevens.
01:05:23.000 You know, it's fine.
01:05:24.000 Two sevens makes a 14.
01:05:25.000 You get two sevens on a night out, you have a great night.
01:05:27.000 It's fine. 1.00
01:05:29.000 So we're going to have name, fucking Rachel fucking Zimbabwe. 1.00
01:05:32.000 Cool. 1.00
01:05:33.000 Hey, you're in.
01:05:34.000 So we're going to have two, we're going to have, all the papers are going to come to me in the morning.
01:05:37.000 Hi, I'm Top G, Officer of Immigration.
01:05:40.000 Like, hello, Moneypenny.
01:05:42.000 That'd be my PA's name.
01:05:44.000 Hi, Moneypenny.
01:05:45.000 She'll go, lots of third worlders are trying to get to your country again. 1.00
01:05:48.000 Like, hmm, I guess they just want to see me because I'm handsome.
01:05:51.000 And she'll say, maybe they have broken hearts you need to fix.
01:05:55.000 That was smart money, Penny.
01:05:56.000 That was smooth.
01:05:57.000 Can't wait to see you after work, Mr. 1.00
01:05:59.000 Tate, because I fucked you yesterday. 1.00
01:06:02.000 So maybe. 1.00
01:06:04.000 Be gone.
01:06:05.000 Take my papers.
01:06:06.000 Sit them down.
01:06:08.000 Start scrolling through. 1.00
01:06:10.000 This bitch, seven. 1.00
01:06:11.000 You're in. 1.00
01:06:11.000 Eight. 1.00
01:06:12.000 You're in.
01:06:13.000 Six.
01:06:13.000 Denied!
01:06:14.000 You're in.
01:06:15.000 You're in.
01:06:15.000 I get a big denied stamp.
01:06:17.000 Denied.
01:06:19.000 Denied.
01:06:19.000 No fours.
01:06:21.000 Denied.
01:06:22.000 All the Hawties get in. 1.00
01:06:23.000 As for dudes, you have to convince me in one sentence. 1.00
01:06:28.000 I'm not reading all this bullshit. 0.99
01:06:31.000 I'm from here. 0.99
01:06:32.000 I'm born then.
01:06:34.000 Boring.
01:06:35.000 Name and one sentence.
01:06:38.000 So Jogpreet would have never murdered anyone if I was an immigration officer. 0.99
01:06:41.000 Because as soon as I saw his name, he would have got the fucking denied stamp. 0.99
01:06:45.000 I'd have been like, Jogpreet? 0.99
01:06:47.000 Denied? 1.00
01:06:48.000 Fuck you. 1.00
01:06:49.000 What a shit name. 1.00
01:06:51.000 If he had a cool name... 1.00
01:06:54.000 Iceberg killer.
01:06:57.000 Interesting.
01:06:58.000 And then I read his one sentence.
01:07:01.000 No fatties unless it's to Pum.
01:07:05.000 Accepted.
01:07:06.000 So you have a name and one line.
01:07:09.000 And see, I'll get it all worked out.
01:07:13.000 You guys can laugh.
01:07:14.000 I promise you that would fix society.
01:07:17.000 We'd have haughties.
01:07:19.000 We'd have real G's.
01:07:20.000 We'd be back in action.
01:07:23.000 Why did they just put me in charge?
01:07:25.000 I am perplexed.
01:07:33.000 I don't understand why they haven't called me and offered me the job.
01:07:41.000 I'm mind blown.
01:07:43.000 I just fixed immigration instantly. 0.67
01:07:48.000 Unbelievable.
01:07:49.000 That's how easy it could be, you know?
01:07:54.000 Unreal, to be honest.
01:07:57.000 I'll get an AI machine from the real world.
01:08:00.000 I'll get the AI algorithms to scan all the girls. 1.00
01:08:03.000 Sevens and up, you're in.
01:08:04.000 Six and down, I got a big robot.
01:08:07.000 And we'll call it the Ugly Destroyer, and it'll be a big robot.
01:08:11.000 You know, sit there and read the papers. 0.93
01:08:13.000 Ugly, denied.
01:08:15.000 Ugly, denied.
01:08:16.000 He'd be my friend.
01:08:18.000 Sup, G? Hello, Mr.
01:08:20.000 Tate. 1.00
01:08:21.000 Get them fucking busted ass hoes out of our immigration process. 1.00
01:08:26.000 Yes, sir. 1.00
01:08:30.000 You know? 0.99
01:08:32.000 I do the men manually because I can tell more what the real G shit is. 1.00
01:08:36.000 There's a lot of people joining the real world. 0.98
01:08:38.000 Guys, you're making the best decision of your life.
01:08:41.000 I can do the real G's.
01:08:42.000 I mean, that's just me fixing immigration. 0.99
01:08:43.000 Imagine I fix all the other shit. 0.99
01:08:45.000 What else should I be minister of in the new government? 0.99
01:08:48.000 We're talking about the election so much.
01:08:49.000 I just told you how I fix immigration. 1.00
01:08:52.000 And it's not a lie because you know what?
01:08:54.000 If real G's come, their kids will be real G's. 0.99
01:08:57.000 So society's fixed.
01:08:58.000 And if women come, they'll have kids from the real G's. 1.00
01:09:01.000 So a bunch of, you know, real G's will appear.
01:09:03.000 What do you need in a country?
01:09:06.000 You need population, right?
01:09:07.000 You need women to have babies and you need real G babies. 1.00
01:09:10.000 So you need a whole bunch of baddies and some real Gs. 0.97
01:09:12.000 Fix the whole country.
01:09:13.000 Done.
01:09:15.000 I fixed it.
01:09:17.000 That's immigration solved. 0.98
01:09:19.000 Minister of Finance.
01:09:20.000 I should be that as well.
01:09:24.000 I fixed that.
01:09:25.000 But what we spending money on? 0.99
01:09:26.000 What is this shit? 0.99
01:09:28.000 Cross off everything. 1.00
01:09:33.000 We've got the biggest army.
01:09:34.000 Tell everyone no.
01:09:36.000 Oh, but you owe Rwanda $425 billion. 0.99
01:09:40.000 Well, tell Rwanda to come and fucking get it. 1.00
01:09:44.000 Tell them they know where I'm at and I ain't afraid. 0.99
01:09:47.000 Come get it. 0.97
01:09:50.000 Rwanda ain't gonna do shit to me. 0.97
01:09:52.000 My money. 0.98
01:09:54.000 I got the arm.
01:09:55.000 Come get it.
01:09:58.000 Done.
01:09:58.000 Now we're rich again.
01:10:00.000 So we fix the immigration problem. 0.98
01:10:02.000 We fix the money problem.
01:10:04.000 What more is there to fix?
01:10:05.000 That's basically it.
01:10:09.000 Country's back on track.
01:10:10.000 I need to be president for like a day.
01:10:14.000 I'll turn up late with a cup of 1775 coffee, stroll into the office with a cigar.
01:10:20.000 Those two girls from the last video you just saw massaging my back. 1.00
01:10:24.000 Hi guys!
01:10:26.000 Get out of the way. 0.53
01:10:27.000 Let me sit down here.
01:10:28.000 Alright.
01:10:28.000 Give me the paperwork.
01:10:29.000 Give me my fucking robot destroyer for the uglies. 1.00
01:10:33.000 Let's get this over with. 1.00
01:10:35.000 I got things to do.
01:10:37.000 You know?
01:10:39.000 Let's fix it.
01:10:40.000 Put Aikido in schools. 1.00
01:10:43.000 Imagine you're going to school and they try and teach you LGBT bullshit. 1.00
01:10:46.000 And then your next lesson's Aikido. 1.00
01:10:48.000 Think about it.
01:10:50.000 Trans people, trans people, trans people.
01:10:53.000 Okay.
01:10:53.000 Next class.
01:10:54.000 Not going to work, is it?
01:11:02.000 Next class.
01:11:13.000 Problems are so easy to fix.
01:11:15.000 I'm just starting to think that, you know, they're scared.
01:11:35.000 I'd be so good.
01:11:36.000 I'd be so competent at fixing the problems that they just won't let me be in charge.
01:11:42.000 You know?
01:11:43.000 I'd just be so good at fixing everything that they'd be like, ah, he's making all the other politicians look bad.
01:11:49.000 I'll be like Shaft.
01:11:50.000 He's unorthodox, but he gets the job done.
01:11:53.000 You know Shaft, he breaks all the police rules, but he gets the job done?
01:11:57.000 That'll be me as a politician.
01:11:59.000 He didn't do it the way he was supposed to do it, but it got done.
01:12:02.000 And I'll be honest, he did a fine, good job.
01:12:06.000 And there'll be someone in there saying, but he can't just do that.
01:12:11.000 He broke all the rules.
01:12:12.000 And someone else will say, listen, maybe we need a rule breaker.
01:12:15.000 Maybe we need someone who thinks outside the box to get this fixed.
01:12:18.000 And he'll be like vouching for me.
01:12:19.000 It's an old white guy in the movie.
01:12:22.000 He'll survive on the boat.
01:12:24.000 And then everyone in America will go on the Titanic.
01:12:27.000 Maybe that should be the beginning of the story.
01:12:29.000 I'm the president.
01:12:31.000 And the Titanic has to sail past Somalia.
01:12:35.000 So to protect it as president, I decided to go myself.
01:12:39.000 Instead of sending the army, I'll do it. 0.99
01:12:41.000 I'll be like, are those Somalis fucking with the Titanic again? 1.00
01:12:45.000 Yes, sir, we have some information that the Somalis are interested in attacking the Titanic. 1.00
01:12:49.000 I'm like, fuck it. 1.00
01:12:51.000 I thought I dealt with them last time. 1.00
01:12:54.000 Get my gun!
01:13:00.000 If you guys think I won't make that movie and that's not how it's going to start, you don't know me very well. 0.99
01:13:17.000 Because that's exactly how it's going to fucking start. 0.96
01:13:20.000 Coming to theaters near you. 0.99
01:13:21.000 I'll lose $100 million every movie I make.
01:13:24.000 I don't care.
01:13:25.000 It's funny.
01:13:28.000 It's funny.
01:13:31.000 You know?
01:13:32.000 Sometimes you can do something funny.
01:13:34.000 It hasn't got to make sense.
01:13:35.000 You haven't even got to mention it.
01:13:37.000 You can just do something funny, like put it on the screen and not even mention it at all.
01:13:43.000 It doesn't even make sense.
01:13:44.000 It's just funny.
01:13:46.000 You know?
01:13:47.000 Some things are just funny.
01:13:51.000 And I've lent into being cancelled so hard that I can't be cancelled anymore.
01:13:55.000 Usually someone gets cancelled.
01:13:57.000 Here's what happens.
01:13:58.000 You're up here and they put you in the cancelled bucket.
01:14:01.000 Right?
01:14:02.000 And then everyone tries to claw their way out.
01:14:05.000 I'm sorry for what I said in the past and I didn't mean it.
01:14:09.000 I'm sorry.
01:14:10.000 And they try and get out the bucket.
01:14:11.000 I'm cancelled.
01:14:12.000 Please, I'm sorry.
01:14:14.000 Sorry, Jews. 1.00
01:14:15.000 Sorry, Jews. 1.00
01:14:17.000 Sorry, niggers. 1.00
01:14:18.000 Trying to get out. 1.00
01:14:21.000 They put me in the bucket and I built a home.
01:14:25.000 A mansion. 1.00
01:14:27.000 Filled it up with some bitches. 1.00
01:14:29.000 Now they're like, Andrew, get out of that bucket. 1.00
01:14:32.000 No.
01:14:35.000 Andrew, Andrew, no one believes you're a human trafficker anymore.
01:14:39.000 Everyone knows it was a setup. 1.00
01:14:40.000 Get out the bucket and stop saying nigger. 0.99
01:14:43.000 No. 0.99
01:14:46.000 I don't want, I like the bucket.
01:14:50.000 Andrew, you're not canceled anymore.
01:14:51.000 Don't care.
01:14:53.000 This is my house now.
01:14:55.000 I like it here.
01:14:58.000 Do you understand?
01:15:00.000 The BBC used to print every racist thing I said until I started saying so many racist things that they had to just give up because they didn't have enough words at the BBC. The BBC were trying to write my racist things in their articles and they ran out of words.
01:15:14.000 Like, they started pressing their keyboards and it just didn't work.
01:15:18.000 And they're like, calling head office.
01:15:20.000 I can't type, yeah, we're out of words.
01:15:23.000 We've reported on his racism so heavily that we're out of words to type until tomorrow.
01:15:29.000 Yeah, but he said racist things.
01:15:30.000 Yeah, we have no words left.
01:15:34.000 And I'm in the bucket.
01:15:36.000 This is me in the bucket.
01:15:39.000 Let me show you me in the bucket, guys.
01:15:43.000 This is me in the bucket.
01:15:45.000 Living in the cancel bucket.
01:15:47.000 With all my money.
01:15:49.000 I don't care.
01:15:51.000 Cancel me again. 1.00
01:15:53.000 Don't give a fuck. 1.00
01:15:54.000 Already rich. 1.00
01:15:55.000 Couldn't care less.
01:15:59.000 I'm in the cancel bucket.
01:16:00.000 It's where I want to be.
01:16:04.000 You know?
01:16:06.000 I like it down here.
01:16:09.000 It's cozy.
01:16:13.000 Nobody has any expectations of me.
01:16:17.000 Nobody's complaining.
01:16:18.000 Andrew, do this.
01:16:19.000 Andrew, do that.
01:16:21.000 Andrew, you shouldn't say this. 0.99
01:16:22.000 Why would I want to be on cancel so I could be on YouTube and sell moldy shit to kids? 0.99
01:16:27.000 What the fuck would I want to do that for? 0.99
01:16:29.000 Doesn't sound fun. 0.98
01:16:34.000 My speaker's cancelled for some reason.
01:16:38.000 I'll let someone else fix it.
01:16:41.000 I'm in the cancelled bucket.
01:16:43.000 And guys, all of you watching this, you're in the bucket with me.
01:16:46.000 If you had a platform, you'd be in the cancelled bucket, guys. 0.98
01:16:50.000 We're just chilling I'm trying to play music Because I'm trying to show you me in the cancel bucket But this speaker's shit It's not working. 0.97
01:17:13.000 Play it from the phone. 0.96
01:17:17.000 This is me in the cancel bucket with my diamond AP and my velvet, purple, royal robe writing my movie script Andrew, leave the bucket. 1.00
01:17:38.000 Fuck you. 1.00
01:17:39.000 Andrew, come back to the mainstream. 1.00
01:17:47.000 Everyone else is getting uncanceled.
01:17:49.000 Come back to the mainstream. 1.00
01:17:50.000 Fuck you. 1.00
01:17:54.000 See all these other cancelled streamers begging YouTube and all these other people. 1.00
01:17:59.000 I wish I was allowed a payment processor.
01:18:01.000 Please, YouTube. 1.00
01:18:02.000 All this shit. 1.00
01:18:03.000 Fuck you. 1.00
01:18:03.000 No, fuck all of you. 1.00
01:18:04.000 I don't want none of your shit. 1.00
01:18:06.000 Never on... 1.00
01:18:06.000 I'm staying here. 1.00
01:18:09.000 This is my home. 1.00
01:18:12.000 I'm with the real niggers on an emergency meeting saying whatever the fuck I want. 1.00
01:18:16.000 I'm on Rumble. 1.00
01:18:17.000 I'm going nowhere.
01:18:18.000 Rumble for life.
01:18:21.000 I'm in my cancelled bucket and I love it.
01:18:24.000 It's comfortable.
01:18:27.000 I got all my garadam.
01:18:33.000 They're all here with me.
01:18:36.000 I ain't lonely.
01:18:38.000 I never been lonely.
01:18:41.000 I've never been lonely.
01:18:42.000 You don't know me.
01:18:43.000 I've never been lonely. 0.99
01:18:44.000 I had no fucking money. 0.95
01:18:47.000 And I was never lonely. 0.99
01:18:49.000 I spent a year and a half of my life when I was professionally fighting at the age of 25.
01:18:52.000 With no house.
01:18:53.000 I just had three girlfriends.
01:18:56.000 Go to one girl's house. 0.99
01:18:57.000 Stay at her parents' house. 0.95
01:18:58.000 Eat the food.
01:18:59.000 Stay in the bed.
01:19:00.000 Wake up.
01:19:00.000 Go gym.
01:19:02.000 Next girl's house.
01:19:04.000 Two years. 1.00
01:19:05.000 All I had was a car with a training bag and some clothes in the fucking bag. 1.00
01:19:10.000 All the real niggers know. 1.00
01:19:11.000 I didn't have a house. 1.00
01:19:12.000 I didn't have any fucking money. 0.99
01:19:13.000 I didn't even have to lie. 0.99
01:19:15.000 My girl would be like, can we go out?
01:19:16.000 No, I ain't got any money.
01:19:17.000 We didn't go out.
01:19:17.000 I'm broke.
01:19:19.000 Don't cook for me.
01:19:19.000 Made me a Sam.
01:19:20.000 I'm hungry.
01:19:22.000 You got any eggs?
01:19:24.000 I got a fight suit.
01:19:25.000 Give me some eggs.
01:19:27.000 I've been that guy.
01:19:29.000 I've been that guy.
01:19:30.000 I've been around.
01:19:31.000 I grew up on the streets. 0.99
01:19:32.000 I had no fucking money. 0.99
01:19:34.000 I had nothing. 0.99
01:19:35.000 But I was still not lonely. 0.99
01:19:36.000 I had bitches. 1.00
01:19:38.000 Girls all like, I know you'll be rich one day. 1.00
01:19:40.000 Yeah, you were right.
01:19:42.000 But I'm not with you no more.
01:19:44.000 Because I got sexy and you got old. 1.00
01:19:47.000 Time's a bitch to you. 1.00
01:19:49.000 Bitches. 1.00
01:19:51.000 Like, what do you want me to do? 1.00
01:19:54.000 I've been what it took to fucking survive. 0.99
01:19:56.000 I was in the ring fucking prize fighting. 0.99
01:19:58.000 I was fighting three times a month. 0.99
01:20:00.000 Putting money in the bank.
01:20:02.000 Going to the casino, losing it all, drunk.
01:20:05.000 Coming back to my girl's parents' house. 1.00
01:20:08.000 I'm a fucking billionaire. 1.00
01:20:16.000 You think I'm scared of the fucking bucket? 1.00
01:20:17.000 You think I'm scared of being canceled? 1.00
01:20:19.000 I'm unfazed. 1.00
01:20:21.000 Hit me with your last bullet. 1.00
01:20:22.000 You think I'm scared of jail? 1.00
01:20:23.000 You're gonna feed me?
01:20:24.000 Give me a bed?
01:20:26.000 Bro, I've been done jail.
01:20:28.000 I've been done broke. 1.00
01:20:30.000 I'd rather be in jail as a billionaire knowing there's a day I get out and the world is mine than sitting around as a fucking brokey. 1.00
01:20:35.000 I've already done my hard time. 1.00
01:20:37.000 My hard time was in fucking looting on a council estate. 1.00
01:20:40.000 I think I'm scared of you. 0.99
01:20:41.000 Now I'm a movie producer making Tate Tannic. 1.00
01:20:45.000 Fuck you. 1.00
01:20:45.000 I like the bucket. 1.00
01:20:47.000 Fuck your mainstream. 1.00
01:20:48.000 Fuck YouTube. 1.00
01:20:50.000 Rumble for life. 1.00
01:20:51.000 I ain't ever changing. 1.00
01:20:53.000 Fuck the BBC. You're gonna run out of words before I run out of fucking racism. 1.00
01:20:59.000 Take me to fucking jail. 1.00
01:21:01.000 Take me to fucking jail. 1.00