Tate Speech - June 15, 2024


Endless Strikes | Tate Confidential Ep 236


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

121.120186

Word Count

1,730

Sentence Count

210

Misogynist Sentences

10

Hate Speech Sentences

7


Summary

In this episode, the boys talk about what they would do if they were the only ones in the world who could do what they do, and how they would kill each other if they had to do it all alone. Also, we talk about the first time they went bowling together, and why it took three years for them to go bowling. And we play a game called "Who's Better, You or Me?" and it's not a good one, but it's a fun one, so don't miss it! The boys are back with a brand new episode this week, and this time they're joined by special guest Alex, who's not only a friend of the show, but also a good friend of Alex's. We hope you enjoy it, and if you like it, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, and tell a friend about it. We'd love to hear what you thought of the episode, and we'll be looking out for the next one in the next episode! Enjoy, and spread the word to your friends about it to the rest of your friends and family about it! xx - Tom and Bailey xoxo - Tom & Bailey xxx - P.S. Sorry about the audio issues, we're still working out the kinks in this one. We re working out some kinks, but we re working on the equipment, so we llmfucking kidding around. We ll figure it out next week! - Tom xxx - Bailey x - Alex x Tom - Bali - - :D - :P. - Chris x :) - Andrew x ( ) - (p) - P. ( ) (P. (P) (S. (Tristan x ) (A. (Bali x) . (J. (A) ( ) (C) (C.) (C. (R) (B. (D) ) (P). (B) (D. (C). (A.) (B). & A. (V) (J) (A). (P ) - B. (M. (Q) (R.) ( ) ) ( ) ? (E. (F) (T. (S) (K) & B. ) & Bali ( ) .


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Are you doing what I think you're doing?
00:00:11.000 Thank you.
00:00:13.000 I'm eating Hello Kitty cereal.
00:00:16.000 Hello Kitty cereal?
00:00:18.000 You know, I've been thinking because there's so many full grown men in this house.
00:00:22.000 How would I murder you all?
00:00:24.000 Because if you all attacked me at once, it'd be extremely difficult.
00:00:27.000 And if one of you found the first body, you'd realize something's afoot.
00:00:30.000 So I'm thinking, during the day in the garden when everyone's outside, perhaps I could lock the doors and wait for you to come in one by one to take a piss and then murder you.
00:00:40.000 You know? If I get you one by one because you're unsuspecting and my knife is large, I have a pretty good chance of getting a quick kill.
00:00:47.000 My concern is you finding out what I'm doing before I've managed to kill all of you.
00:00:51.000 Who's your mate?
00:00:55.000 Is it good at least?
00:01:05.000 Fucking bet.
00:01:08.000 Tee, I know you want Hello Kitty cereal.
00:01:12.000 Admit it. You definitely want some.
00:01:14.000 Baby, I would starve to death before I ate Hello Kitty cereal.
00:01:19.000 I would eat G, my dog, before I turned to Hello Kitty cereal.
00:01:23.000 No fucking way in hell will you ever catch me dead or alive eating Hello Kitty cereal
00:01:50.000 All right, I'm eating some of the jalapeño that's actually banging, but I got a serious question
00:01:54.000 We're in Romania. Where on earth did you get Hello Kitty cereal in Romania?
00:02:00.000 I think you'd trust me the most.
00:02:02.000 Even if I was covered in blood holding a knife.
00:02:04.000 You'd be like, well...
00:02:05.000 Hey, Andrew, you're having a little accident?
00:02:07.000 Do you want to read the Bible? I think he'd be the most trusting, and therefore the easiest to kill.
00:02:11.000 Sure. Who'd be the most paranoid?
00:02:14.000 Maybe Tristan. Yeah, I'd be super paranoid.
00:02:16.000 He'd be like, hmm, I know you're my brother, but something isn't right here.
00:02:20.000 You, I'd just say, oh, sorry, Bailey.
00:02:21.000 I must have cut my finger.
00:02:23.000 Let's read the Bible together.
00:02:25.000 Just look down at the book exposing the back of your neck.
00:02:31.000 I just wanted to know where you got the Hello Kitty cereal.
00:02:34.000 I don't know why we're going down this train of thought right now.
00:02:38.000 I'll take the camera at the end and film my own episode with all the dead bodies and blood everywhere.
00:02:43.000 I'm bloated for the suicide, yeah.
00:02:44.000 Just me. How do you use the camera?
00:02:48.000 Don't worry about it.
00:02:50.000 8.01 PM. Ready?
00:03:00.000 Oh! Bowling?
00:03:04.000 Yeah, put the bowling alley. Let's go bowling.
00:03:06.000 That's when you go fucking bowling.
00:03:08.000 I take bowling very seriously, and we're going bowling.
00:03:11.000 Get in the fucking cars. Why are you in a suit?
00:03:13.000 My bowling suit.
00:03:14.000 You don't have a bowling suit.
00:03:16.000 I have owned this suit for three years, and when I got it tailored at my Savile Row tailor, I said to you, this suit is specifically for...
00:03:24.000 You never said any of this.
00:03:26.000 This is all made up. Everything about this is imaginary.
00:03:29.000 I said, I'm ordering this suit for bowling.
00:03:34.000 Three years ago. Yeah, and everyone knows that $13,000 alligator skin boots are the original bowling shoes if you can afford them.
00:03:40.000 People just wear the weird colored ones because they're broke.
00:03:43.000 But why did it take you three years for us to go bowling if any of this story is true?
00:03:47.000 No, I go bowling all the time.
00:03:50.000 This is the first time I go bowling with you.
00:03:51.000 I personally bowl every night.
00:03:55.000 I don't have a suit, so I can't come.
00:03:58.000 You've got a bowling suit, bro.
00:04:00.000 I'm not wearing a fucking suit to go bowling.
00:04:03.000 Well, I'm not going bowling unless you wear a suit with me.
00:04:06.000 I refuse to look like the only professional in a realm of amateurs.
00:04:10.000 So you either step up to the fucking plate and get this ball rolling or you bitch out.
00:04:17.000 Nice. Nice. No.
00:04:25.000 No! This is not nice.
00:04:30.000 Nice.
00:04:35.000 Come on losers, time to lose.
00:04:53.000 I'm the best at this game.
00:04:55.000 At pool?
00:04:57.000 Yeah. Alright, we'll play pool.
00:04:59.000 Who's the best? Me.
00:05:01.000 How the fuck are you going to challenge Nigel when you're dressed in a leather jacket and jeans?
00:05:05.000 Look at this man. You can't beat this man dressed like that.
00:05:09.000 I'm getting my money on Alex.
00:05:11.000 I came to play Bali.
00:05:13.000 Bali. Your bet?
00:05:16.000 100 euros. I know. Let's go Alex.
00:05:20.000 Not being a little bit. He's scared to beg.
00:05:24.000 He's scared. At my university, because I am from Texas, I took a bowling class.
00:05:37.000 So you are going down.
00:05:39.000 I don't think you realize.
00:05:40.000 I'm as American as they come.
00:05:42.000 Bowling class. You're not ready.
00:05:46.000 Why do you always manage to surprise me with something new each day about what a dork you are?
00:05:51.000 Here you go, mate. They sell booze.
00:05:52.000 We're driving. Nice.
00:05:55.000 Max Fun Cocktail.
00:05:56.000 Give me ten of these. Ten.
00:05:58.000 Max Fun Cocktail. That's what we're drinking. Max of them fun.
00:06:01.000 I'm living my best life. Ain't going back and forth with you niggas. I'm living my best life. Ain't going back and
00:06:26.000 forth with you niggas. I'm living my best life. Ain't going back and forth with you niggas. I'm living my best life.
00:06:26.000 Ain't going back and forth with you niggas. You got a lot to be smiling for.
00:06:26.000 So what the fuck you did?
00:06:30.000 That's not, that's not, that's not a thing.
00:06:35.000 Now, we can bowl.
00:06:38.000 What can I say? What can I say?
00:07:02.000 What can I say? You're going down!
00:07:06.000 You're not ready!
00:07:12.000 I'm not ready to go to bowling school.
00:07:15.000 Look at these children's balls.
00:07:19.000 I can't play with children's balls so I don't work for the BBC. Nice.
00:07:32.000 I have big hands. I have skin on the neck like baby.
00:07:35.000 Things don't fit in the fucking ball.
00:07:36.000 Yeah, I hate games where my physical power doesn't help me.
00:07:39.000 So I'm feeling I'm just going to send it as fast as I can now we are.
00:07:42.000 We're physical power men.
00:07:44.000 We just go as hard as possible and we win.
00:07:46.000 This is all game. I told you I would win.
00:07:50.000 But you have a skinny neck for everyone I am.
00:07:55.000 It was too strong.
00:08:00.000 It was too much power. I told you what would happen.
00:08:14.000 I told you.
00:08:16.000 I went to bowling class.
00:08:19.000 I had a class in college dedicated to this game.
00:08:24.000 You don't stand a chance.
00:08:26.000 It's a wrap.
00:08:28.000 It's a wrap. Game over.
00:08:33.000 No way. No way!
00:08:39.000 Right here, buddy. More here, buddy.
00:08:42.000 The more crooked the vision, the straighter the throw.
00:08:44.000 Exactly. If you keep throwing off, if you make your vision crooked, it's straight and draining.
00:08:51.000 Science.
00:08:52.000 It is science.
00:08:53.000 Max power is the only way to do anything.
00:09:04.000 Thank you.
00:09:05.000 Bye!
00:09:05.000 Okay.
00:09:06.000 The tie's off, the jacket's off.
00:09:09.000 I'm feeling I'm in trouble.
00:09:10.000 I'm just saying. If your girl isn't happy with your sexual art, fuck!
00:09:15.000 There's no way you're not!
00:09:17.000 I found PlayStation Rudeau.
00:09:22.000 We can throw this bowling shit away.
00:09:24.000 And that's what I'm gonna do.
00:09:26.000 No way.
00:09:29.000 We'll pay the price.
00:09:31.000 I have never lost a game.
00:09:36.000 Five, six, seven.
00:09:38.000 Seven hundred leg. Come on, Bailey!
00:09:43.000 Bring it home! I'm taking your money, Alex.
00:09:47.000 Poor Tristan. Alex loses his money.
00:09:49.000 I just want you to win so Alex loses his money.
00:09:51.000 All right, Bailey.
00:09:57.000 If I do this, we beat Alex and we take all of the money in his wallet.
00:10:00.000 Let's do it. I need one thing.
00:10:06.000 That's my guy. You know, Bailey, sometimes I can't explain why I'm friends with you.
00:10:11.000 Come on baby.
00:10:13.000 You got it baby.
00:10:15.000 Watch it!
00:10:21.000 Nice! Nice!
00:10:23.000 It's enough. It's enough. It's enough.
00:10:25.000 It's enough. It's enough.
00:10:26.000 Don't worry, the last goes where it counts, though.
00:10:28.000 Envision.
00:10:36.000 Believe.
00:10:38.000 Manifest. You're going down, Alex.
00:10:53.000 You're going down!
00:10:55.000 We're taking all the money out of your wallet.
00:10:58.000 Let's go!
00:11:02.000 So you knock down all the pins and you get another turn because it's the last go, yeah.
00:11:06.000 I feel great.
00:11:08.000 Let's go. Strike me!
00:11:15.000 Yes! Let's go, Alex!
00:11:18.000 Let's go! Let's go!
00:11:23.000 Give me your money, Alex.
00:11:25.000 Give me your money. Who do you think you are?
00:11:28.000 Who do you think you are?
00:11:30.000 I am! A strike to claim it.
00:11:36.000 A strike to claim it, and he got it!
00:11:39.000 God damn it, Jeff!
00:11:41.000 Who do you think you are? I am!
00:11:43.000 You understand, I'm not gambling the benefits.
00:11:45.000 He's already in debt to me on $6,000.
00:11:47.000 For losing it to Coker, losing it to me.
00:11:49.000 All the money in his wallet.
00:11:51.000 Today, I'm going to take him back to the bank.
00:11:53.000 in his wallet.
00:11:54.000 Oh Guys! Guys, it's time!
00:12:02.000 Andrew you gotta support Alex.
00:12:04.000 A double strike win!
00:12:06.000 Don't let it go to your side!
00:12:08.000 Alright, alright.
00:12:10.000 Oh, there's no way.
00:12:12.000 Okay, that's it. We'll see the score in a minute.
00:12:13.000 Alex, it's not done until you believe it's done.
00:12:19.000 Oh, wait, wait!
00:12:27.000 He's still in it! He's still in it!
00:12:29.000 One more down, one more down.
00:12:31.000 Strike on six, on six.
00:12:33.000 Let's go.
00:12:35.000 He's still alive.
00:12:37.000 he's still alive why?
00:12:43.000 he's not dead!
00:12:45.000 he's not dead!
00:12:47.000 everybody get inside get inside
00:12:51.000 what?
00:12:53.000 That's it! Give me the damn fucking money!
00:12:55.000 All the money!
00:12:57.000 All the money, Alex!
00:13:14.000 I thought you quit gambling!
00:13:16.000 Mmm! Bayley!
00:13:19.000 Bayley! Gone!
00:13:23.000 You know, Bayley, Bayley, happiness for you!
00:13:24.000 Oh, thank you! Thank you!
00:13:26.000 Happiness for you! You deserve it, bro!
00:13:28.000 Drinks on me! Drinks on me!
00:13:30.000 Let's go! True going to college doesn't guarantee us a good job?
00:13:34.000 Correct! Correct!
00:13:36.000 Okay, no fat in this conversation.
00:13:38.000 Well, I can tell you that inflation has doubled in the last 40 years, while the price of college has quadrupled.
00:13:43.000 And this is what's actually dangerous to society as a whole.
00:13:45.000 As inflation continues to destroy everybody's wage, people are getting more and more desperate.
00:13:49.000 The average salary of a graduate with a four-year degree was actually more in 1982.
00:13:54.000 What it is today. That is the underlying reason why everything is fucked.
00:13:58.000 So you're saying college is a waste of time?
00:14:00.000 Correct. I'm just saying not all knowledge comes from college, and there's lots of ways to get educated.
00:14:05.000 That is why I'm opening a portal to the real world.
00:14:12.000 I will teach you how to make money online.
00:14:14.000 You can escape the matrix, you can be geographically free.