00:00:13.000The Met police are now threatening to arrest me to prevent me from fucking chasing my own car through London because it's a public health hazard.
00:01:21.000He goes, you just made money, you're gonna come back.
00:01:23.000He's like, nope, nope, that's what you want, that's what I'm gonna do, no thanks, ban me.
00:01:27.000Fill out the paperwork, ban myself from my favorite casino in London, The Sportsman it was called.
00:01:31.000Ban myself with my winnings, thought I was the G, went home with all my money, I've quit gambling now, I quit a winner, the only man to beat the casino.
00:02:46.000There's like a disabled area, but it's two in the morning on a Sunday.
00:02:49.000There's no traffic wardens Plus I'm a G I do over the fuck I want so I parked there So when I got out and my car ain't there I was like they must have towed my car They towed it for parking in the disabled bay because you can't steal brand new Aston Martins It's a brand new car.
00:03:05.000It's not like it's a fucking shit old car and I've never had a car stolen before So I went I looked at the sign I called the number up called the tow truck guy.
00:04:18.000I said, my car's been stolen, I was in the casino, I just lost some money, I'm at this casino, I'm in central London, two o'clock in the morning, central London.
00:04:24.000I said, it's got stolen, it was bright white lights, clear lights as day, and they stole my car.
00:04:30.000It's not like it was hidden, it wasn't anywhere dark, it was on a fucking public road, they stole my car.
00:04:35.000Police officer goes, okay, we're sending an officer right away.
00:04:37.000I start trying to get the tracker company.
00:04:39.000I start calling the tracker company to track the car, but because it's like, by now it's like 4 a.m. on a Sunday morning, they're not replying.
00:04:45.000They're not open because the car had a tracker.
00:05:11.000When I got out of the car and locked the car, there was a van maybe 20 meters ahead.
00:05:16.000And when I pressed the button to lock the car, they somehow picked up the code of the key on a laptop and they replicated the key code.
00:05:25.000This is like fucking Fast and the Furious shit.
00:05:27.000And on CCTV, you see me lock the car, go inside.
00:05:31.000Five minutes later, these dudes get out of the back of a van, dressed as traffic wardens, dressed with the fucking full uniform, so no one suspected a thing, with a laptop.
00:06:30.000I had to wait two and a half hours for the police to turn up in central London, in the middle of London, in the most busy metropolitan area of the great United Kingdom.
00:09:16.000And they go, no, no, no, that's unlawful behavior.
00:09:19.000She gets on the radio saying, he's going to chase the car, he's going to chase the car.
00:09:22.000Over the radio, I heard them discussing detaining me.
00:09:25.000The police are now threatening to arrest me to prevent me from fucking chasing my own car through London because it's a public health hazard.
00:10:48.000In England, the Met police have these supercharged BMWs.
00:10:52.000They sent the tuned BMWs to the location.
00:10:54.000When my boy Fahid pulls up outside, I jump in the Rari in front of the two stupid ass bimbos standing there watching me, and we fucking speed off.
00:11:02.000So by the time I get to the car's location, the police are already there.
00:11:05.000And what the thieves have done is they've taken the car, stripped it of all my briefcase, everything, and they parked it.
00:11:12.000And the reason they do this is because they know luxury cars have trackers.
00:11:15.000So they park it in like a hidden location and they leave it for like two weeks, three weeks, four weeks.
00:11:19.000And they wait and see if it gets found.
00:11:21.000And if it doesn't get found, then they worry about what to do with it because they don't want to do anything too much of it while there's a tracker on it because they get caught in the car.
00:11:28.000So they have a lookout watching to see if police turn up.
00:11:30.000So once the police turn up, the thieves know the game's up.
00:11:34.000So when we got there, the police were already there and the police are like looking in the windows around.
00:11:37.000He goes, Yeah, in one of these council houses, they have a lookout who's been here waiting for us who's probably already told the thieves that the car had a tracker.
00:11:44.000I said, Well, is there any way we can find out who to look at this?
00:11:46.000He goes, No, it's just going to be like some cousin or some friend.
00:11:49.000Someone who you can't link to them in any way.
00:12:46.000So if I would have intercepted them, if I would have come out at the time, it could have got fucking messy because we know how people get stabbed in London.
00:12:51.000And it wasn't a small knife, it was a good knife.
00:14:14.000What happened was the fuckers, when they took my briefcase, took all my debit cards and they'd been running around stores and because they didn't know my PIN code, contactlessly buying things in Tesco and shit.
00:14:25.000And like generic shit like washing powder, food, bullshit.
00:14:30.000So the police in 24 hours had already had all the CCTV from all the Tesco stores when my card was used and had all their faces.
00:14:37.000So now we have their faces and we have their DNA and we have their fingerprints.
00:14:41.000And we had their receipts of things they were buying.
00:14:42.000So I'm sitting there in front of the head of Met and I was super impressed.
00:15:23.000So he goes, someone must have tipped them off, or they must have known that somehow maybe they looked you up on social media because they looked at your name.
00:15:28.000They know you're an influential person.
00:15:30.000I also tweeted something at the time about my car getting stolen.
00:15:33.000And he goes, maybe they're just shook because they stole a high profile car and they fled the country.
00:15:41.000He goes, but don't worry, we're going to be looking to apprehend them when they return to the country, blah, What happened next was a long series of bullshit.
00:15:47.000What happened was that I was chasing the police every couple days for an update, and they just stopped replying to me.
00:15:52.000The police basically wouldn't reply to me anymore.
00:15:54.000Three months after this, eventually I get an email from this guy going, Hi, can you come down to the police station again?
00:16:03.000He goes, They're back in the country, but they're under surveillance for some other crime, some other part of an organized criminal syndicate, and they're under surveillance by MI5, so we cannot arrest them because they're literally under surveillance for something else.
00:16:17.000So they're back in the country and they're running around free, but they're under surveillance by a special branch.
00:16:22.000I don't know who he didn't say MI5, but some special branch of the police force.
00:16:25.000So, we can't arrest them because they're involved in high level drug trafficking, human trafficking, all these things.
00:16:31.000So, basically, to run around free, he goes, Yeah, but when we catch them and arrest them for the other things, your charge is going to be put on top.
00:16:35.000These people are going to jail for a very, very long time.