Tate Speech - EP157 - WAP IS THE BEST SONG IN HISTORY

00:00:08.000 Right.

00:00:09.000 People are complaining.

00:00:10.000 There's a new song out, WAP.

00:00:13.000 I think that stands for Wet Ass Pussy.

00:00:14.000 Is that what it stands for?

00:00:15.000 Yeah.

00:00:16.000 So, by Cardi B and some of the other ones, The Stallion or some shit.

00:00:23.000 And everyone's complaining about the lyrics.

00:00:25.000 So, I listen to the song, I listen to the lyrics.

00:00:27.000 Everyone's saying they're degenerate and they're disgusting.

00:00:30.000 That's what women want.

00:00:33.000 WAP, WAP, is a sex manual for men.

00:00:37.000 She's telling you exactly how to fuck.

00:00:40.000 So, that women don't leave you and don't cheat on you.

00:00:43.000 So, if you listen to these lyrics and you're like, oh, I can't believe she said what?

00:00:47.000 Oh my God, and you're offended by it.

00:00:49.000 Well, then you're a little bitch.

00:00:51.000 That's why your girl cheats on you, you little homo.

00:00:53.000 I was listening to it going, yeah, yeah, obviously, yeah, obviously.

00:00:58.000 I was like, duh, duh.

00:01:00.000 That's what they want.

00:01:01.000 It's what they've always wanted.

00:01:03.000 So, for once, a woman's been honest about what she wants in bed, and now all the dudes are freaking out.

00:01:07.000 If you're a dude and you're freaking out about the lyrics to whap, You're a pussy.

00:01:12.000 The real G's out here are like, yeah, I know.

00:01:14.000 I've known for a long fucking time.

00:01:17.000 Tired of these girls singing.

00:01:18.000 Isn't it better that women are honest than singing about shit they don't want?

00:01:22.000 I want a man who cares about my feelings.

00:01:24.000 If only I could meet a guy who had true meanings.

00:01:28.000 I made that up myself.

00:01:31.000 And dudes are out here listening.

00:01:34.000 And it doesn't get me anywhere.

00:01:35.000 Cardi B's come along.

00:01:36.000 She's told you the truth.

00:01:39.000 I can't even remember any lyrics off the top of my head.

00:01:41.000 Let's read some lyrics.

00:01:43.000 Let's read some lyrics.

00:01:44.000 Let me confirm to you which parts are true, which parts are a lie.

00:01:46.000 Because I didn't detect any lies.

00:01:49.000 Here we go.

00:01:52.000 I said, certified freak.

00:01:54.000 Seven days a week.

00:01:57.000 Pull out game week.

00:02:01.000 It's true.

00:02:03.000 It's true.

00:02:03.000 It's what they want.

00:02:05.000 Beat it up, nigga.

00:02:06.000 Catch a charge.

00:02:08.000 Extra large and extra hard.

00:02:10.000 Put this pussy right in your face.

00:02:12.000 Swept your nose like a credit card.

00:02:14.000 You know what?

00:02:14.000 I'm starting to like Cardi B. She's so ignorant, but I like her.

00:02:18.000 She's so stupid.

00:02:19.000 I like Cardi B as an individual.

00:02:21.000 She's exactly what you expect her to be.

00:02:24.000 Cardi B is exactly what it says on the tin.

00:02:27.000 She ain't fake.

00:02:28.000 Cardi B is Cardi B.

00:02:30.000 Now, she's obviously a moron, and she's a Democrat, and she's leftist, and she's stupid.

00:02:34.000 But of course, she's stupid.

00:02:35.000 She's a trash hoe.

00:02:36.000 You can't expect to have a smart trash hoe.

00:02:39.000 But at least she ain't a trash hoe pretending she ain't a trash hoe.

00:02:42.000 Or at least she ain't some public school girl pretending she's a trash hoe.

00:02:45.000 At least she's a trash hoe, and she's a trash hoe.

00:02:48.000 Beat it up, catch a charge.

00:02:50.000 Let me tell you something.

00:02:51.000 I will catch a charge.

00:02:53.000 No problem.

00:02:53.000 I don't have remorse.

00:02:55.000 Girls come to me and go, Yeah, beat it up.

00:02:57.000 I was like, Oh, yeah, okay, cool.

00:02:58.000 No, I mean it.

00:02:59.000 No, bitch.

00:03:00.000 I mean it.

00:03:01.000 I guarantee I change the way you look at sex forever.

00:03:04.000 You're going to be fucking crying.

00:03:06.000 I won't cry.

00:03:07.000 I bet you cry, bitch.

00:03:08.000 I bet you fucking cry.

00:03:11.000 Don't challenge me.

00:03:12.000 You're effectively challenging me to a fight now.

00:03:16.000 You're saying I wouldn't cry.

00:03:17.000 You're challenging me to a fight.

00:03:20.000 You're saying I can't hurt you.

00:03:22.000 You're out of your fucking mind?

00:03:24.000 Because it's not going to be like, oh, hurt them enough so they enjoy it.

00:03:27.000 No, I'm just going to straight hurt you.

00:03:28.000 I don't even have to fuck you.

00:03:30.000 Forget the sex part.

00:03:30.000 That's a distraction.

00:03:32.000 My dick can stay in my pants.

00:03:33.000 I'll just start beating the shit out of you.

00:03:34.000 How about that?

00:03:35.000 We walk in the bedroom.

00:03:36.000 I start kicking your ass.

00:03:37.000 No sex.

00:03:39.000 No sex involved.

00:03:40.000 But you cry then?

00:03:42.000 Yeah, you want distraction from the dick.

00:03:44.000 Well, that distracts me.

00:03:44.000 I'm trying to fucking fight.

00:03:46.000 No, I just want to fight.

00:03:47.000 Say that shit to me again.

00:03:49.000 These hoes out of control.

00:03:51.000 Can I say this on YouTube?

00:03:52.000 Yeah, I can say this on YouTube.

00:03:54.000 I've legitimately done that.

00:03:56.000 Girls run in their mouth.

00:03:57.000 I just start beating the fuck out of them, not even having sex.

00:03:59.000 They love it more than ever.

00:04:00.000 They like it more.

00:04:01.000 The less sex you have with them, the better.

00:04:03.000 She asked for it.

00:04:04.000 Look.

00:04:06.000 You're gonna do it again?

00:04:08.000 Are you gonna do it like a man this time?

00:04:10.000 Do you mean like a man this time?

00:04:11.000 Last time I beat you.

00:04:13.000 Like a pussy.

00:04:14.000 I beat you so bad, I've been called a woman beater all over the fucking country.

00:04:24.000 You're fucking crazy.

00:04:24.000 You have mental problems.

00:04:27.000 Make it cream, make me scream, out in public, make the scene.

00:04:30.000 I don't cook, I don't clean, but let me tell you how I got this ring.

00:04:34.000 You know, she's got game.

00:04:36.000 She's right.

00:04:36.000 She doesn't cook, she doesn't clean, but.

00:04:39.000 If the sex is good, women get away with a lot of shit.

00:04:42.000 I mean, not with me, because I'm a real G, but with all these other pussies.

00:04:45.000 So, yeah, the lyrics to WAP are extremely informative.

00:04:49.000 There are lessons inside of them.

00:04:51.000 They're not stupid lyrics written by some trash hoe.

00:04:54.000 They're actually educational.

00:04:56.000 You need to watch the music video, you listen to the lyrics, you learn something.

00:05:00.000 And you need to deliver.

00:05:01.000 That's the key point.

00:05:03.000 This is what women want fucking deliver.

00:05:04.000 If you can't deliver, then you ain't shit anyway.

00:05:07.000 So, when a woman challenges you on that level, what she's trying to do is she's trying to see what you're made of as a man.

00:05:13.000 And what your job is, as a man, your job is to convince her to never challenge you on that level again.

00:05:21.000 Every woman makes a mistake once, but they need to make sure they never do it a second time.

00:05:26.000 Now, I know what's going to happen.

00:05:27.000 I'm going to get a trade of fucking messages.

00:05:30.000 You're advocating to abuse women.

00:05:33.000 Abuse women, baby.

00:05:35.000 The bitch is asking to get her ass kicked.

00:05:37.000 Women ask to get fucked up, they want that.

00:05:40.000 I'm saying if a woman asks for it, deliver.

00:05:44.000 That's give women what they want.

00:05:46.000 I'm a nice guy, I'm not saying anything bad about women.

00:05:50.000 Cardi B is giving you all a lesson, gentlemen.

00:05:52.000 So, when you see men cry in their eyes about the lyrics to WAP and how it's degenerate, be guaranteed these are men who can't fuck.

00:05:57.000 Because men who can fuck read the lyrics and it's just like, yeah, autobiography duh.

Tate Speech - September 03, 2020

EP157 - WAP IS THE BEST SONG IN HISTORY

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