Tate Speech - January 04, 2021


EP168 - The BEST Car Collection on Earth

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EP174 - MY WORST DAY IN YEARS EP170 - THE UNTOLD BODY LANGUAGE SECRET

Episode Stats


Length

3 minutes

Words per minute

175.22

Word count

660

Sentence count

61


Transcript

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00:00:08.000 Let me tell you what's fun about having 12 cars.
00:00:10.000 People say, why do you need 12 cars?
00:00:12.000 And I say, listen, amateur, you don't actually need 12 cars.
00:00:16.000 You don't need one car.
00:00:18.000 Effectively, you could take the bus, right?
00:00:20.000 So a car is a luxury, and 12 cars is a super luxury, especially when they're all high performance luxury cars.
00:00:25.000 However, they are all slightly different.
00:00:28.000 And what's fun about having 12 cars, because people say, don't you get bored of just driving different cars?
00:00:32.000 No, because every single one is slightly different, which means they're all slightly good or slightly better than the others at different things.
00:00:40.000 So, I get to choose the perfect car for the job.
00:00:43.000 Sure, I could have an all rounder car like most ship munchers do, or I could wake up and go, What am I doing today?
00:00:50.000 I'm going on a long drive through the mountains.
00:00:53.000 It's about two days through the mountains.
00:00:56.000 Lots of windy, beautiful roads, but I need handling, I need grip, and I need space in the back.
00:01:01.000 Let me take my Ferrari 812 super fast, 6.5 liter V12, 812 horsepower.
00:01:06.000 Perfect grand tour.
00:01:15.000 Oh, I'm going to the opera.
00:01:16.000 Well, I have an Aston Martin Vanquish S, only 175 in the world.
00:01:20.000 Drop the top.
00:01:21.000 I'll take the Aston.
00:01:31.000 Oh, I'm gonna go racing with my friends around town.
00:01:33.000 No problem.
00:01:33.000 Well, I wanna smoke them all.
00:01:34.000 So let me take my McLaren 720S.
00:01:36.000 Oh, I wanna go flexing on the broke boys.
00:01:40.000 No problem.
00:01:41.000 Pink, candy, Lambo, candy floss, roof down, spider.
00:01:47.000 Do you understand?
00:01:48.000 I could flex on the broke boys in my super fast, but around town, it's not its strengths.
00:01:53.000 Its strengths is long drives through the mountains.
00:01:56.000 And the Lambo is uncomfortable after many hours, so its strength is short term flexing on the broke boys.
00:02:02.000 I could use one car for both.
00:02:04.000 But if I have different cars, they're each individualized to the task.
00:02:09.000 I got too many bitches.
00:02:11.000 Happens.
00:02:12.000 Don't need a two seer.
00:02:13.000 No problem with that.
00:02:14.000 M5 lowered, race tune, 900 horsepower.
00:02:16.000 Throw them all in the M5.
00:02:17.000 Show them something.
00:02:26.000 Oh, what about this?
00:02:27.000 I'm gonna go to a business meeting.
00:02:29.000 I'm gonna go meet Stefan Strauss in Frankfurt.
00:02:32.000 Talk about $10 million.
00:02:33.000 I'm gonna pull up in my Porsche 911 992.
00:02:36.000 It will get me there fast, reliable, it's quick, but it ain't too flexy.
00:02:39.000 You can go to a business meeting in a Porsche.
00:02:44.000 Do you understand what I'm saying?
00:02:48.000 I can't go to a business meeting in my Candy Floss Pink Lambo.
00:02:51.000 Do you understand the slight differences?
00:02:53.000 So, you fuckers are like, why do you need all these cars?
00:02:54.000 Because I live a diverse life and I'm a diverse man.
00:02:57.000 And every day I wake up and I look at all the different weapons I have at my disposal.
00:03:01.000 It's like when you're playing a video game.
00:03:03.000 Do I want the machine gun?
00:03:04.000 Do I want the sword?
00:03:05.000 Do I want it?
00:03:06.000 Yeah, they all kill.
00:03:07.000 But some are better, slightly, than others, depending on the situation.
00:03:12.000 And this is why I have 12 cars.
00:03:13.000 Every single one of my cars, there is a scenario in which I prefer that car over the others.
00:03:18.000 And when I find a car which is perfect for them all, which of course is impossible, then I won't need 12 cars.
00:03:23.000 But as it stands, I need all 12 because they're all good at different things.
00:03:29.000 I was going to extend this Tate speech and talk about how.
00:03:32.000 The same applies to women.
00:03:33.000 Like, one bitch can cook.
00:03:35.000 When you're hungry, you call that bitch.
00:03:36.000 You want a blowjob, you call that bitch.
00:03:38.000 You want a fuck, you call that bitch.
00:03:40.000 The house needs cleaning, you call that bitch.
00:03:42.000 But I don't want anyone to think I'm sexist or misogynist.
00:03:45.000 So I won't do that.