Tate Speech - September 21, 2021


EP183 - BIGGEST MISTAKE MEN MAKE AS THEY GET OLD

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EP179 - WHY THE TALIBAN BEAT FEMINISTS EP185 - Secrets to Male Value

Episode Stats


Length

7 minutes

Words per minute

186.49

Word count

1,436

Sentence count

118


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Thank you.
00:00:06.000 Product placement.
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00:00:19.000 Mmm.
00:00:20.000 Caramel and chocolate.
00:00:22.000 Anyway.
00:00:23.000 So I was talking to some bitch.
00:00:28.000 And she's asking me, when am I ever going to grow up?
00:00:33.000 I'm like, grow up?
00:00:35.000 I'm six foot three, bitch.
00:00:36.000 What do you mean, grow up?
00:00:38.000 I'm big and strong and rich.
00:00:39.000 What do you mean, grow up?
00:00:41.000 I've got a mansion.
00:00:42.000 I've got a supercar collection.
00:00:44.000 People know my name.
00:00:45.000 What do you mean, grow up?
00:00:47.000 You're fucking 22.
00:00:48.000 If you didn't have fat teeth, you wouldn't even talk to you.
00:00:50.000 What do you mean, grow up?
00:00:53.000 So, no, but you know, you just run around the world with your brother, make and take confidentials, just driving supercars, just being crazy.
00:01:01.000 When are you going to, you know, grow up and settle down?
00:01:06.000 Growing up and settling down are not the same thing.
00:01:10.000 Settling down is what happens when a man loses his lust for life.
00:01:15.000 Settling down is when a man thinks he's found the best he could possibly ever have.
00:01:18.000 And it's worth sacrificing all of the adventure in his existence to retain.
00:01:24.000 That's what settling down is.
00:01:25.000 That's nothing to do with maturity, nothing to do with growing up.
00:01:28.000 I'm very grown.
00:01:29.000 I just don't want to sit with you and watch fucking Netflix when I could drive supercars through mountains with my brother.
00:01:35.000 I'd rather go down the mountain pass in my 765 LT with my brother than sit next to you.
00:01:41.000 Watching bullshit!
00:01:43.000 That does not make me any less mature than a pussy ass dude who would do that thing.
00:01:49.000 So she's sitting there going, Well, my friend's husband, when he got married, he stopped blah, blah, blah.
00:01:57.000 And this is the problem with the world today.
00:02:00.000 Low value men, I tried to explain this to her, and by the end of it, she kind of understood, and it broke her heart, because by the time she understood it, she realized shit.
00:02:09.000 My Disney fairy tale idea of finding the perfect man.
00:02:14.000 At the right time, and him settling down isn't real.
00:02:18.000 Because perfect men never settle down.
00:02:21.000 Because perfect men don't have to settle down.
00:02:24.000 If you're a low value man, you have to give everything about yourself to try and inspire loyalty from a female.
00:02:34.000 So, no man wants to sit home and watch Netflix.
00:02:37.000 No man wants to not roll with his boys.
00:02:39.000 No man wants to be monogamous.
00:02:42.000 No man wants to do these things.
00:02:44.000 But the only way he can try and hope his female is loyal to him.
00:02:47.000 Is if he's with her every day and he doesn't cheat and he pretends to enjoy the trips to Ikea on the weekend on his only day off.
00:02:55.000 Hmm, yeah, I think those curtains, yeah, maybe.
00:02:57.000 Well, they're yellow and the couch is yellow.
00:03:00.000 No man wants that.
00:03:02.000 But if you're a low value man, the only way you can possibly hope that the chick you're with doesn't end up getting fucked by me is to sit there and do all that shit.
00:03:12.000 That's what you have to do because you want your female to be loyal.
00:03:15.000 Every man out there knows they want their female to be loyal.
00:03:17.000 It's a biological, evolutionary.
00:03:21.000 Hardwired trait of masculinity that you want your female to be loyal to only you.
00:03:27.000 Look at the Islamic world or look at the third world.
00:03:31.000 Females get in big trouble for not being loyal.
00:03:33.000 Every man wants a loyal female, right?
00:03:36.000 So low value men have to give up basically their entire existence to inspire loyalty from a female.
00:03:41.000 And what I was trying to explain to this bitch is this I don't have to do that.
00:03:46.000 You've been loyal to me for three years.
00:03:48.000 I see you once a month.
00:03:50.000 You cry over me every night.
00:03:51.000 I ain't taking you fucking anywhere.
00:03:54.000 I ain't missed a single day of having fun.
00:03:57.000 I haven't grown up for 10 seconds to keep your ass.
00:04:00.000 Do you know why?
00:04:01.000 Because I'm the big G. Because there's no other kickboxing world champion, athlete, retired, multimillionaire with diamond watches and fucking supercars running around that's gonna fuck you but me.
00:04:11.000 If you wanna fuck anyone but me, it is a downgrade.
00:04:14.000 You know it and I know it.
00:04:16.000 So you have a choice.
00:04:17.000 You either get once a month with the Ferrari or every day with the Nissan.
00:04:22.000 And you made your choice.
00:04:24.000 You chose the Ferrari.
00:04:25.000 That's what you decided to do.
00:04:28.000 That's why you'll never cheat on me.
00:04:29.000 That's why you'll be loyal to me because you're not gonna let some loser come fuck you.
00:04:33.000 Every other man's a loser.
00:04:34.000 True or false?
00:04:35.000 She's like, well, yeah, compared to you, they are, but.
00:04:37.000 No, but.
00:04:39.000 You've been fucked by the boss.
00:04:40.000 You're going to be fucked by them.
00:04:41.000 I don't even have to try and make you be loyal.
00:04:44.000 You have enough of a brain to look at me and realize anyone after me is nothing but a downgrade.
00:04:48.000 There's nowhere for you to go, bitch.
00:04:51.000 So, with that in mind, why the fuck am I going to give up my life when I can get your loyalty anyway?
00:04:59.000 The only kind of girl who I can't get instant loyalty from is a complete hoe.
00:05:03.000 And guess what?
00:05:04.000 A complete hoe, even if I gave up everything for her, would eventually.
00:05:08.000 Continue down the path of being a complete hoe because hoes are hoes.
00:05:11.000 But good women, when they meet a man like me, they're loyal anyway because there's nowhere else to go.
00:05:15.000 So I have no reason to settle down, grow up.
00:05:20.000 I enjoy my life, I enjoy freedom.
00:05:22.000 And when every other man out here has a wife going, Oh, well, maybe you should be home because it's the kid's birthday.
00:05:28.000 Maybe we know Jerry and Jerry and Jane are coming over and I've cooked meatloaf.
00:05:37.000 And I'm in Dubai surrounded by bitches.
00:05:42.000 And they're gonna sit there and look at my life and go, oh, he just hasn't grown up yet because, you know, I was young once.
00:05:49.000 You were never young like me, G. You never had the life I have, ever, whether you were young or not.
00:05:55.000 You were never the man I am, whether you were young or not.
00:05:58.000 And if you were a fraction of the man I am today, you wouldn't be fucking sitting at home watching Netflix pretending you're happy with it because you're not.
00:06:04.000 That's a coping mechanism.
00:06:06.000 Men desire adventure.
00:06:08.000 Why, since the dawn of human time, did men get in fucking armies and walk in random directions looking for someone to kill?
00:06:16.000 Because this is how we are inside of us.
00:06:17.000 We want adventure deep inside of us.
00:06:20.000 But the modern world is trying to squash it out of us, destroy the masculine essence, destroy the adventurous essence, make us into little tax slaves who are afraid of our wives and sit at home and pretend that I'm mature.
00:06:31.000 If I sit at home and get one blowjob a month, I've grown up.
00:06:35.000 You fell for a trick.
00:06:38.000 So I told this bitch, that's for low value men.
00:06:41.000 Real men like me, we don't have to do that.
00:06:43.000 Because I have no advantage to do that.
00:06:44.000 I will never give up my life.
00:06:46.000 And if you're a man here and you have given up your life, I want you to take a long, hard look in the mirror.
00:06:50.000 Look at the man facing back at you and ask yourself, are you really happy?
00:06:55.000 Or would you be happier living a life of adventure?
00:06:57.000 Because we both know what the answer is.
00:07:00.000 One more point.
00:07:01.000 I argue this with grown up men all the time.
00:07:04.000 I'm grown up.
00:07:05.000 I'm a true baby.
00:07:05.000 We have a twitch break.
00:07:08.000 And I'm like, listen, you little bitch.
00:07:11.000 If you could press a button, beep, and your wife would be loyal for eternity and wait for you at home and never complain or nag.
00:07:22.000 Beep, done.
00:07:24.000 Don't tell me you'd be young.
00:07:25.000 You'd press that button, you'd come home, you'd get a blowjob, and you'd go off fucking kite surfing.
00:07:30.000 So, who are you lying to?
00:07:31.000 You're lying to me or you're lying to yourself?
00:07:33.000 Bullshit.
00:07:34.000 At the end of this conversation, this girl's all upset and shit.
00:07:37.000 So, we were always just gonna have all these girls?
00:07:42.000 So, fuck her.