Tate Speech - November 11, 2021


EP189 - HOW TO GET YOUR EX GIRLFRIEND BACK

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Michael Bolton Michael Volta Cher
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Episode Stats


Length

6 minutes

Words per minute

176.69

Word count

1,069

Sentence count

116


Transcript

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00:00:05.000 My favorite song of all time is that song that says, And I Miss You Like the Deserts Miss the Rain.
00:00:13.000 That's my favorite song.
00:00:14.000 I can't remember what it's called.
00:00:15.000 I know it's my favorite song and I should know.
00:00:22.000 I guess, I think it's called Miss You.
00:00:23.000 I can't remember who it's by.
00:00:25.000 But every time I hear it, I really like that song.
00:00:27.000 I like songs that are like semi sad, even though I'm a very happy person.
00:00:31.000 A very positive individual.
00:00:32.000 I like songs like that.
00:00:33.000 That's my favorite song of all time.
00:00:35.000 The reason I like that song so much is because I love that line.
00:00:39.000 Like, the deserts miss the rain.
00:00:42.000 I don't know if that's a saying in Swahili or some saying that she picked up, this bimbo who sings this song, or if she made it up.
00:00:50.000 But I think it's an excellent phrase.
00:00:52.000 And because of that, I appreciate the song.
00:00:55.000 And it's an excellent phrase for a variety of reasons.
00:00:57.000 The first reason is the deserts probably miss the fucking rain.
00:01:03.000 It's been a while.
00:01:04.000 Think about it.
00:01:06.000 And on top of that, what's more interesting is sometimes it rains in the desert.
00:01:10.000 The real G's out here, and all I'm saying, you know, you had that bitch, and then she acted a fool, you had to get rid of her, and you're proud.
00:01:16.000 No, most of you dwarves don't understand this, but for the very few select G's out there, you're proud.
00:01:21.000 So because she acted a fool, you're like, no, fuck you.
00:01:23.000 And she's trying to come back, and you're like, no, fuck you.
00:01:26.000 I'd rather lose you and stay a gangster.
00:01:29.000 Most of you thirsty motherfuckers never done that.
00:01:31.000 Men like me do that all the time.
00:01:32.000 Because I'd rather be etched in her brain.
00:01:36.000 For attorney as the man who dumped her.
00:01:38.000 They go, okay, fine, love you.
00:01:41.000 She's all losers.
00:01:43.000 But, you know, then you go to the club, you get drunk, bitch is drunk, boom, boom, and you chisel over her face one night, first time in like six months.
00:01:51.000 And then she goes, we're back together, no, we are not.
00:01:54.000 Goodbye.
00:01:56.000 And this is how the desert must be, because it rains sometimes.
00:02:00.000 Rain comes, oh, the rain, da da da, and then it's gone again.
00:02:05.000 That's the first reason I like that saying.
00:02:07.000 The second reason I like that saying is because.
00:02:09.000 The rain, when the rain was there, the desert wasn't a desert.
00:02:15.000 The desert was a lush forest, right?
00:02:18.000 It could have been marshland, it could have been forest, tropical, who knows.
00:02:22.000 But when the rain left, the desert came because whatever was there before died.
00:02:29.000 So when you say the desert missed the rain, what you're saying is when you left, I was destroyed.
00:02:34.000 Everything about me changed.
00:02:36.000 I wasn't the same anymore.
00:02:38.000 Something inside of me was ruined.
00:02:40.000 And now on the outside, you can see that I miss you, that I need you.
00:02:45.000 The desert was created by the fact that the rain left.
00:02:50.000 That's what makes it such a good saying.
00:02:52.000 The desert wasn't pre existing and then, oh, there's no rain.
00:02:54.000 No.
00:02:55.000 The rain left and created this empty shell, devoid of life.
00:03:01.000 Just enough sprinkles of life, a few little tiny, crappy ants, to keep it alive enough to feel lost, to feel the missing for the rain.
00:03:12.000 That's another reason I like that saying.
00:03:13.000 I think it's a really good saying.
00:03:15.000 And the third reason I like that saying is because I think it's a sexy thing to say.
00:03:20.000 You know what's really cool about being as awesome as me?
00:03:23.000 You can be cheesy as fuck.
00:03:25.000 But if you're a G about it, you're doing it.
00:03:28.000 You nerds go up to a girl and go, hey, I think you're beautiful.
00:03:31.000 And they're like, fuck off, beautiful.
00:03:33.000 You're a fucking dork.
00:03:35.000 And then you go online and read How to Be an Alpha Male and you go up to her and say, hey, you're not beautiful.
00:03:39.000 And she says, fuck off.
00:03:41.000 You're a fucking dork.
00:03:43.000 You understand?
00:03:44.000 Whereas I can go up to a girl and say, you are absolutely beautiful.
00:03:46.000 And she'll look at me.
00:03:48.000 She'll look at my fucking Bugatti and she'll say, Wow, thank you.
00:03:52.000 I can be a cheese ball.
00:03:53.000 I can text bitches like the deserts miss the rain.
00:03:58.000 And their pussies will get wet.
00:04:00.000 Do you understand?
00:04:01.000 I can do those things.
00:04:02.000 You can't, but I can.
00:04:04.000 You are not my love.
00:04:05.000 When's the last time you text all your exes, Missing You Now by Michael Volta?
00:04:12.000 Amen.
00:04:24.000 Every single one of them.
00:04:25.000 And then ignored all their replies.
00:04:29.000 You don't understand the levels of Aikido.
00:04:31.000 Imagine you're sitting there, right?
00:04:33.000 You fucked me three, four years ago.
00:04:36.000 You've watched me in real time, open casinos, buy planes.
00:04:40.000 I was rich then, but I'm rich, rich now.
00:04:42.000 You see me going up and up.
00:04:43.000 You're still stalking my Insta.
00:04:45.000 You've been with a few boys since, but they ain't got Tate sauce.
00:04:48.000 And you're like, ah, this fucker.
00:04:50.000 He just keeps winning.
00:04:51.000 He keeps winning.
00:04:52.000 I should have stuck with him.
00:04:53.000 And then you get a text.
00:04:55.000 YouTube link, nothing else.
00:04:57.000 You click it.
00:04:58.000 It's Michael Bolton.
00:05:00.000 And I'm missing you now.
00:05:01.000 And you sit there and you listen to the song.
00:05:03.000 And you go, I miss you too.
00:05:08.000 It's been so long.
00:05:09.000 So how are things?
00:05:12.000 And then I know who you are.
00:05:16.000 Fatality.
00:05:16.000 Excellent.
00:05:17.000 But you think it, like the desert misses the rain.
00:05:20.000 You think the rain is back.
00:05:22.000 A little bit of rain has dropped.
00:05:23.000 It's going to rain again tomorrow.
00:05:25.000 No, it's not.
00:05:26.000 It's not.
00:05:27.000 It's going to stay dry and barren.
00:05:30.000 And then they start liking your Instagram pictures again, watching your stories, trying to make it obvious.
00:05:34.000 Hey, why don't you text back?
00:05:36.000 Let's keep playing this game.
00:05:37.000 No.
00:05:38.000 No.
00:05:39.000 The whole game was to make you reply to me and for me to never text you ever again.
00:05:44.000 Most of you fuckers have never been on that level of Aikido.
00:05:46.000 I'm on that level of Aikido.
00:05:48.000 I could do it with a cheesy song.
00:05:50.000 I will send Cher if I could turn back time to a pitch.
00:05:58.000 She'll cry her eyes out over me years later.
00:06:01.000 That's nice.