Tate Speech - April 14, 2022


EP201 - POLICE RAID TATE MANSION

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Scott Adams Luke Top G. Had
EP198 - The Real Story of the Tinder Swindler BUGATTI PUR SPORT SPOTTED IN ROMANIA

Episode Stats


Length

6 minutes

Words per minute

152.5

Word count

976

Sentence count

118


Transcript

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00:00:01.000 Boom.
00:00:42.000 Let's just go sit down at the battle stations. Remember those computers we bought? Remember when I said, finding the most expensive computers that Apple make, the ones they use to like modify Hollywood movies, cost $75,000 each, you know?
00:00:54.000 Remember when I did that?
00:00:55.000 Yep.
00:00:57.000 Oh.
00:00:57.000 That's not working.
00:00:58.000 Oh, the police took our computers.
00:01:01.000 Duh.
00:01:02.000 And all our phones.
00:01:04.000 And our iPads.
00:01:05.000 And our laptops.
00:01:07.000 It's fine.
00:01:08.000 Let's go to an emergency meeting.
00:01:10.000 Let's talk about the emergency meeting.
00:01:11.000 Let's talk about the fact that the police came to me, the top G, triggered on, and apologized.
00:01:20.000 We're sorry.
00:01:21.000 First words they said to me were sorry.
00:01:24.000 People online are like, why didn't they rough you up?
00:01:26.000 Why didn't they tackle you to the ground?
00:01:27.000 Da da da.
00:01:27.000 Because you don't understand respect.
00:01:30.000 The police know me.
00:01:31.000 They didn't want to come here.
00:01:32.000 They're like, bro, sorry, G.
00:01:35.000 We know you're the top G.
00:01:36.000 But we have to.
00:01:37.000 Right now, in fucking Belarus somewhere, top level Ukrainians and top level Russians are sitting talking very quietly.
00:01:45.000 They're like, politely, smiling, shaking hands.
00:01:49.000 The peasants at the bottom are getting roughed up and blown up, right?
00:01:51.000 But at the top, people are always friends, even if they're on enemy sides.
00:01:55.000 You don't understand.
00:01:56.000 The generals in war have always been friends.
00:01:58.000 World War II, when the Russians' generals sat down with the German generals to negotiate surrender, They all had dinner.
00:02:04.000 So if you're like, oh, the police come in and rough me up, because you're a low-level peasant, when the police come into my house, they wipe their shoes and they apologize.
00:02:12.000 They took my computers, unfortunately.
00:02:13.000 Sorry, Top G. Had to take your computers.
00:02:17.000 It's fine.
00:02:18.000 It doesn't matter.
00:02:19.000 I'm innocent anyway, as we all fucking know.
00:02:22.000 Man of God.
00:02:23.000 Let's do an emergency meeting.
00:02:27.000 Luke's first ever appearance on an emergency meeting.
00:02:33.000 Maximum critical damage.
00:02:34.000 I will take your life!
00:02:37.000 I'm the producer, bro.
00:02:39.000 Talk, Chief.
00:02:40.000 I'm one of God's favorites.
00:02:42.000 I exist as a beacon of light in a dark world.
00:02:48.000 True.
00:02:49.000 I think it's my first time in here.
00:02:50.000 Gentlemen.
00:02:51.000 Hello.
00:02:52.000 Hello.
00:02:52.000 This is literally my first time in here.
00:02:57.000 The first one ever.
00:02:58.000 I've never ever been here.
00:02:58.000 You've never been here?
00:02:59.000 No, never.
00:03:01.000 Ah, the police took the emergency meeting computer.
00:03:05.000 They took all the.
00:03:06.000 The cameras.
00:03:08.000 Ah.
00:03:08.000 Christina won't have anything to steady moving.
00:03:11.000 Steady cams moving.
00:03:13.000 Scott Adams' wife, steady with the camera.
00:03:15.000 Excellent.
00:03:16.000 Sorry, she done it.
00:03:17.000 I said to her, you've done so well.
00:03:19.000 A nice steady, steady hand job.
00:03:21.000 If she gets upset and doesn't do her job, I can switch it to steady.
00:03:26.000 Ah.
00:03:26.000 Scott Adams' wife.
00:03:29.000 Disappointing.
00:03:29.000 So I think I want to clear a few things up because there's some bullshit on the internet about why the police raided my house.
00:03:35.000 So I'm going to clear it up with an official statement.
00:03:37.000 Here from the gutted out emergency meeting podcast.
00:03:43.000 Basically, what happened is stupid, as we all know.
00:03:48.000 Am I allowed to say that on YouTube?
00:03:51.000 Well, it's fucking true.
00:03:53.000 Some whoopee was chilling with tea, they made love, and then Tristan stopped replying to her texts.
00:04:06.000 Why?
00:04:07.000 Because it's Tristan.
00:04:08.000 Fucking terrible.
00:04:13.000 So he stopped replying.
00:04:15.000 Thought, fuck her.
00:04:17.000 She's from, I don't know where she's from.
00:04:19.000 Some other country.
00:04:20.000 I don't know where she's from.
00:04:21.000 She's not Romanian.
00:04:24.000 And after they slept together, he ignored her one day.
00:04:27.000 Hey, let's go out for dinner.
00:04:28.000 Ignored her, ignored her, ignored her.
00:04:29.000 Kept ignoring her.
00:04:30.000 Then turns out she has a boyfriend.
00:04:32.000 So the boyfriend found out she was with Tristan.
00:04:35.000 So now she's in a hard situation, right?
00:04:37.000 Because she doesn't want to admit to her boyfriend she's been cheating with the guy who now ignores her completely.
00:04:41.000 So she says, Oh, yeah, uh, but uh, I was with him, but I didn't want to be, uh, I was at their house and I couldn't leave.
00:04:52.000 Like she was kidnapped.
00:04:54.000 Even though all of our CCTV, which the police now have, prove that she came by Uber and left by Uber, and there's text messages of her begging to come back.
00:05:02.000 And Tristan wouldn't let her.
00:05:04.000 So then her boyfriend calls the embassy and calls the police from France or whatever country she's from.
00:05:11.000 And they instigate this high level fucking police SWAT raid for kidnapping.
00:05:18.000 And they come into my house, sorry, Tate, sorry, we're sorry, it's from the embassy.
00:05:22.000 Because if it was actually Romanian stuff, the police wouldn't even come.
00:05:25.000 If the Romanian called the Romanian police, they'd be like, we ain't going to the top G's house.
00:05:29.000 He ain't kidnapping bitches.
00:05:31.000 He's kicking them out.
00:05:32.000 No way.
00:05:33.000 They know me.
00:05:34.000 But because it's from an embassy, because the French embassy, blah, blah, international incident, blah, blah, blah.
00:05:40.000 So the police come here, had to take all my things.
00:05:43.000 This is two days after the event.
00:05:45.000 I'm about to get all my electronics back already.
00:05:47.000 Because they know I didn't fucking do anything.
00:05:49.000 The girls broke down crying, admitting she made it up.
00:05:53.000 Whoopies.
00:05:54.000 Stupid whoopies.
00:05:56.000 So, what's the lesson of the day?
00:05:57.000 The lesson of the day is that the police treat me with respect because I treat them with respect.
00:06:02.000 Listen, I may be a gangster and they may be the police.
00:06:05.000 But if they're the top level police and I'm the top level G, we're friends.
00:06:09.000 Just like the top level generals in war on enemy sides, they're still friends.
00:06:14.000 So, if the police are ever going to rough you up, it's because you're a low level player.
00:06:17.000 They come into my house with respect.
00:06:18.000 No one put their hands on me.
00:06:20.000 Do you know why no one put their hands on me, Luke?
00:06:22.000 Because you can't touch that coat.