Tate Speech - March 08, 2018


EP3 - Tate on Transexual Wrestler

Hosted by
EP2 - Tate on Women EP4 - Tate on A Brave Homosexual

Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

227.34

Word count

485

Sentence count

39


Transcript

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00:00:04.000 So I'm sitting here on Twitter and I'm arguing with someone about this wrestler.
00:00:08.000 There's a wrestler, a transsexual wrestler who was a man and is now a woman who keeps winning all the wrestling competitions.
00:00:15.000 And this idiot is sitting here saying, well, if they've transitioned to a woman, as if they've actually transitioned to a woman.
00:00:22.000 Like, firstly, no.
00:00:24.000 You've said you're a woman and that's okay, I guess.
00:00:27.000 In modern society, that's okay.
00:00:28.000 But you're certainly not a woman.
00:00:30.000 If I said I was a jellyfish, would I be a jellyfish?
00:00:33.000 I might be able to put on a hat that makes me look a little bit like a jellyfish, but I wouldn't be a jellyfish.
00:00:38.000 So I'm sitting here and I've made a really important decision.
00:00:40.000 What I've decided to do is become a woman.
00:00:43.000 Because when I was arguing with this person, I said, she doesn't even look like a woman.
00:00:48.000 He, she, it doesn't even look like a woman.
00:00:50.000 It looks like a guy.
00:00:52.000 And she said, it doesn't matter if he looks like a man.
00:00:55.000 He's a woman.
00:00:56.000 So now I've realized it doesn't matter if you look like a woman or not.
00:00:59.000 You just have to say you're a woman.
00:01:00.000 So if I say I'm a woman right now, I don't have to change my appearance.
00:01:03.000 I can keep my beard.
00:01:03.000 I can keep my stubble.
00:01:05.000 I can keep my short hair.
00:01:06.000 And then on top of that, I can be a lesbian woman so I only fuck chicks.
00:01:10.000 So I haven't got to change my sexual orientation.
00:01:12.000 And then I get to kickbox girls.
00:01:15.000 So by saying I'm a woman, not only am I guaranteed to win every fight, I'm also going to set world records to hardest punch in the world for a female, hardest kick in the world for a female.
00:01:23.000 I'm going to break a whole bunch of females' noses.
00:01:28.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:01:29.000 Like, badly.
00:01:30.000 I'm going to bust some chicks up because I'm a girl now.
00:01:33.000 I've decided I'm a girl.
00:01:34.000 I don't have to change my appearance.
00:01:35.000 I'm going to continue to fuck girls and just carry on my life.
00:01:37.000 And anyone who disagrees with me is a bigot.
00:01:39.000 If you disagree with me, you're transphobic and you're a bigot because my appearance should have nothing to do with the fact that I feel like a woman on the inside.
00:01:47.000 I was born in the wrong body, okay?
00:01:48.000 I can't help but I was born a six foot four, sexy as fuck, masculine muscle machine.
00:01:53.000 I can't help that.
00:01:54.000 I'm a girl.
00:01:55.000 And when I beat the fuck out of whichever girl gets in the ring with me, I want you to understand that it's a completely fair fight.
00:02:01.000 It's girl on girl.
00:02:02.000 And when I take the ring girls home later and dick them, it's lesbian sex.