Tate Speech - October 18, 2018


EP34 - Tate on Girls and Nails

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Episode Stats


Length

3 minutes

Words per minute

215.68

Word count

665

Sentence count

50


Transcript

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00:00:03.000 The camera guy keeps complaining to me about continuity and how I keep fucking up with my outfits.
00:00:08.000 And if I put the sunglasses on, you might be able to see him.
00:00:10.000 So if you can, there he is, a handsome bastard.
00:00:14.000 Anyway, we're going to talk about fingernails.
00:00:16.000 Because I live in a country where every single girl, bar none, below the age of 50, has a perfect manicure.
00:00:25.000 And I'm tired of going back to Western countries where all these skanky ass hoes think it's acceptable to walk around with anything other than perfect hands.
00:00:34.000 How is that acceptable?
00:00:36.000 You're living in a country where the average wage is four to five times higher than Eastern Europe.
00:00:42.000 Yet in Eastern Europe, every single female has beautiful hands.
00:00:46.000 If I'm going to be with a girl, she's going to touch me with her hands.
00:00:50.000 That's what she's going to do.
00:00:52.000 She's going to get her hands and she's going to put them on my fucking face, all over my beautifully sculpted Hercules-like body, and over my huge dick.
00:01:00.000 That's what she's going to do.
00:01:00.000 She's going to use her hands.
00:01:02.000 I don't want no bitten-down, nasty-ass fingernails on hands.
00:01:07.000 I can't fucking stand it.
00:01:08.000 If I go on a date with you, and you're a 10, but your hands are all not looked after, then I know you can't look after your own shit, which means you can't look after my shit.
00:01:16.000 My dry cleaning ain't gonna be done.
00:01:18.000 My dick's gonna be unhappy.
00:01:19.000 We might as well just terminate the date then and there if your nails are not on point.
00:01:23.000 Because there is zero excuse to not do your nails.
00:01:26.000 The reason women don't do their nails in the Western world, as opposed to why they do in Eastern Europe, is because in Eastern Europe, women understand the number one thing they have, their most powerful asset is their beauty and their looks.
00:01:39.000 They understand, look, if I'm beautiful, that makes me high value.
00:01:44.000 And that means a high value man's gonna come along.
00:01:46.000 I'm gonna live a high value life.
00:01:47.000 Whereas in the West, you fucking stupid hoes sit there and go, well, mate, I don't need to try for a man.
00:01:52.000 Well, who cares what I look like because I'm smart and I have my own opinion and my personality.
00:01:57.000 You ain't got an opinion on shit, bitch.
00:01:59.000 You ain't got a personality.
00:02:00.000 Do you think a man's with you for your personality?
00:02:03.000 Here's a fucking newsflash, you dumbass.
00:02:06.000 If you were to sit, if you're a 9 out of 10 and you sit there and you go on a date, and imagine you could have a 9 out of 10 on a date with a guy.
00:02:14.000 And they were to replay the date five times in a row.
00:02:16.000 And each time you were to just swap out the 9 out of 10's personality.
00:02:20.000 At the end of the date, the guy would still want her exactly the same.
00:02:23.000 He doesn't give a fuck what you say.
00:02:25.000 He doesn't care what you think about fucking Love Island.
00:02:27.000 He isn't interested in the pictures of your cat.
00:02:29.000 He doesn't give a fuck.
00:02:31.000 All he wants to do is bang you.
00:02:32.000 And that's based on how you look.
00:02:34.000 That's it.
00:02:35.000 In Eastern Europe, they understand that.
00:02:36.000 Female looks make them valuable.
00:02:38.000 Female opinions, female attitude, female personality is some New Age, Western world garbage bullshit men are uninterested in.
00:02:47.000 So, the reason girls in the West don't think they need to do the nails is because they think they are intelligent or they're smart or they have something fun to say.
00:02:53.000 Well, I don't do my nails, but I could tell them that story of that time I went to Ibiza and did Ket and got bummed in an alley.
00:02:58.000 No one gives a fuck.
00:02:59.000 No one cares.
00:03:01.000 Do your nails.
00:03:02.000 It's basics.
00:03:03.000 Do your nails and shut the fuck up.