Tate Speech - October 23, 2018


EP37 - Tate on Walking Away from Dates

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Mentioned
EP36 - Tate on Gays Should Not Raise Children EP38 - Tate on Females (An Old Rant on Females from Paris in 2015)

Episode Stats


Length

3 minutes

Words per minute

232.0

Word count

812

Sentence count

85


Transcript

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00:00:03.000 It's gonna be a short video.
00:00:04.000 I don't have much to say, but very short story.
00:00:08.000 In my life, I think I've walked away from five dates, which isn't many compared to the number of dates I've had.
00:00:17.000 But for about five dates in my life, I've walked away.
00:00:20.000 Different.
00:00:20.000 There's a different I could tell you the story of each one, but, you know, usually you just meet a girl.
00:00:24.000 She's just a straight dickhead.
00:00:25.000 Like, you know, I know sometimes they're nervous or sometimes they want to, like, test you a little bit, see if you're a real man, but sometimes they're just pure dickheads.
00:00:35.000 And this one, I'll tell you two quick stories.
00:00:37.000 I had this one girl one time and she was like, I don't like the way you dress.
00:00:40.000 I was like, why?
00:00:41.000 She goes, well, look at your watch.
00:00:42.000 Let's look at my watch, by the way.
00:00:44.000 Luis Nardin, it's 30K right there.
00:00:46.000 Why do you need such a flashy watch?
00:00:48.000 I was like, oh, it's a nice watch.
00:00:48.000 I just bought it.
00:00:49.000 Yeah, but I don't know why, but why do you need it?
00:00:51.000 I was like, well, to be honest, I don't need it.
00:00:53.000 I checked the time on my phone, but I had it.
00:00:54.000 I just thought it was a nice watch.
00:00:55.000 So I bought it.
00:00:56.000 Well, I just think you're insecure.
00:00:57.000 You're trying to show the world you have money and you're insecure and you're insecure.
00:00:59.000 I was like, look, it's a watch.
00:01:02.000 You know, you don't like my watch.
00:01:03.000 I like my watch.
00:01:04.000 Get over it.
00:01:04.000 It's a watch.
00:01:05.000 Who cares?
00:01:06.000 Yeah, but it just shows you's Because you think you have to show up when you have money.
00:01:11.000 Money doesn't matter, you know.
00:01:12.000 I said, well, money's not the only thing in the world, but money is important, isn't it?
00:01:15.000 She goes, well, I don't really think so.
00:01:17.000 I said, good, well, you can pay for your dinner then.
00:01:19.000 I just stood up and walked off.
00:01:21.000 That's that bimbo.
00:01:22.000 Second bimbo I walked off on was, and this is what the whole point of this video is, there's one word that triggers just an instant response in me.
00:01:32.000 I don't give a fuck if we're on a date.
00:01:33.000 We're on a date, you're a 10, I'm clearly an 11, we're sitting there drinking wine, whatever, whatever, Lambo's outside, you like my watch, everything's going well, we're talking shit, we're talking shit, we're about to go to the penthouse and give us a big take D. Everything's going well.
00:01:44.000 And then you can say this one word and I will just get up and leave.
00:01:47.000 And that word is Kush.
00:01:50.000 I don't know what it is about this whole weed culture bullshit.
00:01:54.000 I can't stand.
00:01:55.000 Oh, you got this Kush fucking 420 strawberry Kush.
00:02:00.000 So just garbage.
00:02:02.000 Like, shut the fuck up.
00:02:03.000 What are you talking about?
00:02:04.000 A plant that makes you tired.
00:02:06.000 Like, that's all it does.
00:02:08.000 You smoke the plant, it makes you tired.
00:02:09.000 If you want to be tired, go to the gym.
00:02:12.000 Then you'll be tired and you'll also have a fucking fantastic body.
00:02:15.000 Ta-da!
00:02:15.000 You won't get fucking lung cancer.
00:02:17.000 Oh no, because cannabis cures cancer.
00:02:20.000 Don't even give me a start.
00:02:21.000 In fact, that's a separate video.
00:02:22.000 No, it fucking doesn't.
00:02:23.000 Bob Marley died of cancer.
00:02:26.000 All he did was smoke fucking weed.
00:02:28.000 Work it out.
00:02:29.000 Oh, but it's not smoking it.
00:02:30.000 It's the oil.
00:02:31.000 Blah, blah, blah.
00:02:32.000 I'm gonna write that down.
00:02:33.000 That's a separate video.
00:02:34.000 Fucking CBD oil does not cure cancer.
00:02:36.000 It does not cure cancer.
00:02:38.000 Anyway, if you say cush, I'm gonna have to leave.
00:02:40.000 Because there's something about that whole culture I just fucking can't stand.
00:02:43.000 This bitch said cush.
00:02:44.000 I said, what do you mean cush?
00:02:45.000 Well, you know, sometimes, you know, just to relax.
00:02:47.000 I thought, man, I'm going to let this one slide because I'm feeling generous.
00:02:51.000 Then she said, Kush again.
00:02:52.000 I had to say, sorry, I'll be back in a minute.
00:02:53.000 I just walked out.
00:02:54.000 The best thing about saying I'll be back in a minute is they watch you walk out the restaurant.
00:02:59.000 And they're like, maybe he's going to his car.
00:03:01.000 Then they hear the Lambo start.
00:03:03.000 And I look in the restaurant.
00:03:05.000 She's still sitting there.
00:03:06.000 It's like, oh, maybe he's driving to get me something, bitch.
00:03:09.000 I would like to actually know.
00:03:11.000 In fact, while I'm writing down, I'm going to do a CBD oil video.
00:03:15.000 Let me also email that restaurant, see if I can get CCD footage and see how long that bitch sat there wondering until I come back.
00:03:22.000 Probably about fucking 35 minutes because her brain was so damn slow from all the fucking weed she smokes.
00:03:27.000 He's coming back.
00:03:28.000 He's coming, Kush.
00:03:28.000 Strawberry Kush.
00:03:30.000 Bimbo.