Tate Speech - December 02, 2018


EP52 - Tate on Men Crying about Hunger

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EP51 - Tate on Travel Girls Tate Exploring Chernobyl & Getting Shot

Episode Stats


Length

3 minutes

Words per minute

235.74

Word count

719

Sentence count

78


Transcript

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00:00:07.000 I don't like full grown men who cry about being hungry.
00:00:10.000 Whenever I'm with a dude and they go, Oh, I'm really hungry.
00:00:13.000 Yeah, okay, we'll go eat later.
00:00:14.000 Let me tell you something.
00:00:16.000 If you don't eat food, you'll die in about, I don't know, three to four weeks.
00:00:21.000 If you're hungry and people are in the middle of something or you're driving on the road, sometimes I'm on a long road trip.
00:00:26.000 I'm really hungry.
00:00:26.000 Yeah, we'll stop.
00:00:28.000 An hour later.
00:00:29.000 I really need to eat.
00:00:30.000 You don't need to eat because you need to eat in four weeks.
00:00:33.000 You're going to be hungry for a little while and your body's going to be absolutely fine.
00:00:37.000 Crying about being hungry is inane garbage.
00:00:39.000 If you're hungry, you can make your point.
00:00:40.000 If you want to eat, obviously every human wants to.
00:00:41.000 Eat, but making out like I need to eat now, it's really important I eat now.
00:00:45.000 It's garbage, it's bullshit.
00:00:46.000 You got weeks, you've got weeks you can go hungry before anything bad happens to you.
00:00:50.000 Literally, you cannot eat for the next three days, you'll be fine.
00:00:53.000 Don't sit to me and come here and say you're hungry.
00:00:55.000 I was befriended with a bodybuilder, and a bodybuilder used to say to me, Oh, but I have to eat every two and a half hours.
00:01:00.000 Bodybuilding, bodybuilding, bodybuilding.
00:01:01.000 Bodybuilding's gay.
00:01:03.000 I'm just gonna say it.
00:01:04.000 Bodybuilding's gay.
00:01:04.000 This is merged from crying about being hungry, which I've got a valid point on, to bodybuilding, but whatever.
00:01:09.000 Bodybuilding's gay, bodybuilding is a beauty pageant.
00:01:11.000 Where dudes try their best to put on muscle so other dudes can say, You're the best looking dude.
00:01:18.000 It's gay.
00:01:19.000 It's super gay.
00:01:20.000 I used to tell them it's gay all the time.
00:01:22.000 It's not gay, it's hard work, dedication, blah, blah, blah.
00:01:24.000 It's like, You're a pro.
00:01:25.000 Bodybuilders are just trying to look tough.
00:01:27.000 They want to look tough, but they're afraid of getting punched in the face.
00:01:31.000 So they don't want to do fighting because that would make you actually tough.
00:01:34.000 But you have to get punched in the face.
00:01:35.000 So you do bodybuilding where you get to look tough without getting punched in the face while also getting being a homo and having dudes stare at your little tiny package in your Speedos.
00:01:43.000 Bodybuilding's gay.
00:01:44.000 It's super, super gay.
00:01:45.000 You can't tell me it's not gay.
00:01:47.000 So, this video, I didn't know I'm going to tighten it.
00:01:48.000 I'm going to tighten it, fuck knows.
00:01:50.000 That's what it's going to be called.
00:01:51.000 Because it's about bodybuilding being gay.
00:01:53.000 It's about the fact you should never, as a full grown man, complain you're hungry.
00:01:56.000 If you want to eat, make the point you want to eat.
00:01:58.000 But sitting here and pretending it's super urgent is bullshit because it's not super urgent.
00:02:01.000 Tristan and I have this thing we do where we say, You won't die.
00:02:05.000 That's what we say.
00:02:07.000 And it's true.
00:02:08.000 I'm driving.
00:02:08.000 I'm hungry.
00:02:09.000 You won't die.
00:02:10.000 That's it.
00:02:10.000 You're not going to die.
00:02:11.000 Eventually, in the next hour or day, you're going to have some food.
00:02:15.000 Somewhere in the next 24 hours you're gonna have some food.
00:02:17.000 So what's it?
00:02:17.000 Stop talking about it.
00:02:18.000 I'm tired of fucking people always moaning and whinging.
00:02:20.000 I'm hungry.
00:02:21.000 Oh, I'm hungry.
00:02:22.000 I'm thirsty.
00:02:22.000 I need a piss.
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