Tate Speech - July 23, 2022


ESCAPING JAIL | Tate Confidential Ep. 40


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

110.88496

Word Count

1,253

Sentence Count

196

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

11


Summary

In this episode, the lads attempt to escape a self-quarantine in Romania and attempt to make it to Stockholm, Sweden, but it's not as easy as it looks like it should be. Will they make it? Will they be able to leave the country? And will they even make it back in time to see each other before they're sent to jail? Find out in this episode of the pod, where the boys try to figure out the best way to get out of the country and get drunk. Also, the boys discuss the pros and cons of jumping in the pool and the pros of staying in the country. This episode is brought to you by Vevolution, a podcast produced by and . The lads are on a quest to travel the world and see as much as they can while on the dole and under the influence of alcohol and drugs, and to do so they must do so in order to avoid going to jail and being sent to a foreign country where they might end up getting into a little bit of trouble, and possibly end up going to the worst jail in the history of the world. Have a listen to find out if they managed it or not, and if they will survive the journey. Enjoy the episode, and stay tuned for the next one! - the boys are back next week's episode, where we talk about drugs and alcohol and the best places to go to get drunk in the world, and how to get a good night out in the next episode! - we hope you enjoy it! The boys have a good time in Sweden. - stay tuned, lads. . . . xoxxx - Tom and Tristan Tom ( ) Tristan, Jack, Tom, Jack, Jake, and Ben Ben, Jack Jake, Jake Dan, Ben, Ben , Jake, Jaden Jacob Matt , Ben, Jadyn Daniel & Aidan James Evan And so much more! , and so on. , We hope you all enjoy the episode and we hope it's a good one, mate, we'll see you next week, don't forget to listen to it again next week for the rest of the podcast next week! Love ya. Love you all, bye, Love ya, Love you, bye!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 I'm not sure if that's true.
00:00:46.000 Nice. Ooh, sick boy on the pit.
00:00:52.000 I'm gonna get some beds, might get some boxes.
00:00:54.000 I'm gonna counter-punch him, he'll fall for Sink or Two-Ton Tornado.
00:01:16.000 There's two countries open.
00:01:40.000 I've confirmed clubs and bars are open in two places in Europe.
00:01:43.000 Minsk, Belarus, Stockholm, Sweden.
00:01:46.000 I say we go to Belarus. The only problem with Belarus is there's a 14-day self-quarantine.
00:01:51.000 So we'll just go in, pretend we're in a self-quarantine, get booze, start drinking, go straight to the club.
00:01:57.000 Same day. Uh-huh.
00:02:00.000 If I got sent to jail in Sweden for violating some sort of curfew, that's fine.
00:02:07.000 You. You.
00:02:08.000 Especially you. Even me.
00:02:12.000 None of us want to go to a Belarusian jail.
00:02:14.000 And Belarus hate foreigners.
00:02:16.000 They say, hey, let me see your passport.
00:02:17.000 They will...
00:02:18.000 They're itching to find some foreign idiot out with their fucking quarantine papers on them.
00:02:26.000 They're itching for it.
00:02:27.000 And don't even pretend that you're done.
00:02:29.000 Okay. Well, that leaves us one option, which is Stockholm, Sweden.
00:02:33.000 And is Stockholm as good as Bucharest?
00:02:34.000 No. But Bucharest is fucking closed.
00:02:36.000 So we go there. And we go there for a very important reason.
00:02:39.000 I'm a revolutionary figure.
00:02:41.000 I'm like the kind of guys who used to fucking overthrow governments.
00:02:44.000 The American Revolutionary War, the Tea Party.
00:02:46.000 That's me. I'm not doing this dumb shit where some Romanian is going to say, you must stay in your house.
00:02:52.000 And all the Romanians will start going, the virus.
00:02:55.000 And I'll start sitting in their house, and I'll text all my hoes, I'm not allowed to leave the house, and then I go out today in the Porsche, like a G, hitting the streets against curfew, and the police are running around looking at me like trying to chase me down and shit.
00:03:07.000 This is garbage! I need to leave the country, drink loads and loads of booze in Stockholm, then come back, and at least then I feel like I've won.
00:03:15.000 They told me to stay in my house, I went and parked in Stockholm when I came home.
00:03:19.000 Then I have some kind of victory.
00:03:21.000 I can't live this way.
00:03:24.000 We have to go. They'll definitely let us back in.
00:03:27.000 Definitely. So we're going to Sweden.
00:03:32.000 T? I've already signed a declaration, so I'm probably risking going jail.
00:03:37.000 But I don't care. I'm often risking it.
00:03:39.000 I think you're fine, bro. You're going out the country.
00:03:41.000 They're going to move me from quarantine into what?
00:03:42.000 Another quarantine. Yeah, the only thing is we'll let us back in.
00:03:46.000 But of course they have to let me back in.
00:03:48.000 Do fly for corona. I'll put on nice clothes at the airport.
00:03:53.000 Done. Stockholm, Sweden.
00:03:55.000 Five-star hotel.
00:03:58.000 Rent landlords. Show these fucking nerds how flexing's done.
00:04:03.000 Are you in or not?
00:04:07.000 I'm out-voted.
00:04:09.000 Nice. That's an it.
00:04:10.000 Go to Stockholm.
00:04:11.000 Go to Stockholm.
00:04:12.000 Go to Stockholm!
00:04:13.000 I've tried to escape Romania.
00:04:14.000 Every country's on lockdown.
00:04:15.000 It's quarantine bullshit.
00:04:16.000 You can't go anywhere.
00:04:17.000 Complete lockdown.
00:04:18.000 We're stuck on our houses.
00:04:19.000 I can't drive.
00:04:20.000 I've got two million dollars of cars I can't even drive.
00:04:24.000 True. I'm tired of this.
00:04:25.000 I'm in jail. This is bullshit.
00:04:28.000 Yeah, but think. There's people quarantining in one-bed flats.
00:04:33.000 They've got nothing. They've got maybe, what, Wi-Fi.
00:04:36.000 You've got a gym, a pool, a jacuzzi, fucking loads of stuff to play on.
00:04:44.000 You've got a cigar room.
00:04:46.000 It's true. These are all true.
00:04:49.000 This is the worst jail ever.
00:04:50.000 It's not the worst jail ever. This is all true.
00:04:52.000 There's people in fucking Luton who can't even go and get bread.
00:04:56.000 We've got steaks delivered to the house.
00:04:58.000 There is worse things happening.
00:05:00.000 This is like a drug kingpin's jail.
00:05:02.000 I feel sorry. It's barely a jail.
00:05:04.000 This is like Pablo Escobar's jail.
00:05:05.000 I'm unhappy with my current situation.
00:05:07.000 Girls come in!
00:05:09.000 It's very much a kingpin's jail.
00:05:15.000 Lose space. You either jump in the pool with me, or you have another drink.
00:05:23.000 Jump. Drink?
00:05:24.000 Yes. Alright, let's go.
00:05:27.000 Alright, let's do it. So you'd rather jump in the pool than have a drink with Tristan?
00:05:31.000 I'd rather jump in the freezing cold.
00:05:33.000 Out of the jacuzzi.
00:05:36.000 A 36 degree jacuzzi.
00:05:39.000 Whoa! Fuck my...
00:05:47.000 I'm censoring out my dick, because it's going to be small.
00:05:49.000 It's going to be small.
00:05:51.000 So you just jumped out of this, into there, rather than have a drink with Tristan.
00:05:59.000 Yes. Why?
00:06:01.000 Why, Luke? Is that not sword?
00:06:06.000 Luke, hold the camera.
00:06:09.000 Luke, we're on. Your turn.
00:06:10.000 Recording. Shit! It's your turn to roll, Ron.
00:06:13.000 My turn to what? It's your turn to jump!
00:06:16.000 Jump at the fucking pool, bro.
00:06:18.000 Hold on. Let me just get this right.
00:06:20.000 You want me to jump out of a 36 degree jacuzzi into a fucking 6 degree pool.
00:06:27.000 Exactly. Yes.
00:06:28.000 Can I wear the hat? No.
00:06:30.000 Yes. Yes.
00:06:31.000 You can wear the hat. Fuck.
00:06:33.000 I just want you to know it's cold.
00:06:36.000 Fuck it! We take the fight for free!
00:06:39.000 I can't... I can't... I'm not that high!
00:06:46.000 It's the last of that!
00:06:48.000 What was that?
00:06:50.000 But that is not fucking cool!
00:06:52.000 That is not cool!
00:06:57.000 That is cold! I'm using a hat to send it out of my penis.
00:07:03.000 This is painful bro!
00:07:09.000 I could have got out through that but I know Luke steals it.
00:07:20.000 Okay, now this is painful.
00:07:22.000 Yep, yep, now it's the burning.
00:07:25.000 A nice burn.
00:07:29.000 Oh. Well.
00:07:31.000 Quarantine. Okay.
00:07:36.000 We're going to Sweden.
00:07:38.000 Sweden? Why Sweden?
00:07:39.000 Sweden is the most boring place in the universe.
00:07:42.000 However, right now it's the funnest place on the planet.
00:07:45.000 It's the only place that's still open.
00:07:48.000 Nightclubs are closed, but Swedish nightclubs suck anyway.
00:07:50.000 Restaurants and bars are still open.
00:07:52.000 So the Swedish people have done the same thing we've done.
00:07:56.000 Said, coronavirus isn't real.
00:07:58.000 Fuck it. We're not scared.
00:08:00.000 So, we've got special permissions and paperwork to leave our house to get to the airport.
00:08:06.000 So we can fly to Sweden.
00:08:09.000 You have to come with us.
00:08:11.000 So you pack.
00:08:13.000 10 different currencies.
00:08:23.000 But only for 25,000 euro.
00:08:25.000 You just drop them. Pack.
00:08:27.000 It's wrong.
00:08:29.000 Thank you.
00:08:40.000 Completely empty.
00:08:42.000 This is the middle of the dishwasher house by the way.
00:08:49.000 This is wash out by the way.
00:08:50.000 Yep. The flight rush hour.
00:08:55.000 One second, there's nobody here.
00:08:56.000 Listen. It's just you and me.
00:08:59.000 What do you know about Chris DeBerg, Lady in Red?
00:09:01.000 You don't know about this song.
00:09:02.000 You're too dumb. Can't even gamble.
00:09:12.000 Can't even gamble. Wow, literally no one. Too fly for Corona.
00:09:38.000 where's the virus let's say everyone's going the same spot we are really
00:10:02.000 it looks like maybe a private terminal private jets No clue. We'll find out.
00:10:11.000 Yeah, well, it's not probably the main thing.
00:10:13.000 And you look like...
00:10:15.000 You look like a kid.
00:10:17.000 No, you do.
00:10:19.000 You do.
00:10:21.000 This is the shittest airport.
00:10:26.000 Bucharest airport, sorry.
00:10:27.000 Bucharest is Romanians.
00:10:29.000 This is Stockholm's airport?
00:10:30.000 I can't believe it. But they were rich.
00:10:35.000 I thought this was their capital.
00:10:39.000 Maybe that's why there were a bunch of Romanians on the plane.
00:10:48.000 There were Romanians on the plane. Why?
00:11:07.000 You don't realize why eating this annoys me.
00:11:10.000 Right now. Right from the Orient.
00:11:12.000 Yeah. Who would that bother you?
00:11:13.000 Look at Europe right now.
00:11:15.000 Who do you think started this?
00:11:16.000 Whose fault do you think this is?