Tate Speech - Expedition Ukraine | TATE Confidential Ep. 8

In this week's episode, the boys travel to Romania and find out what it's like to be in a country that doesn't give a shit about free food and booze. They also find out why they think Romania is such a shithole, and how they could make it their favorite country in the whole wide world. Also, they find out that they're not the only ones with a problem with free drinks in Romania, and that it's probably not as bad as they think it is. Enjoy the episode, and don't forget to subscribe on your favourite streaming platform so you don't miss the next episode! Enjoy, and spread the word to your friends about this episode to let them know that they don't have to be so nice and nice anymore. XOXO, EJ & Mike (featuring: & ) Music: "Sonic the Hedgehog" by Zapsplat (feat. Jeff Perla) Art: "A Good Shot" by Mark Phillips ( ) Editor: Mike McLendon ( ) Editor: Ben Kuklinski ( ) Audio Engineer: Dan Valentine ( ) Music: David Pape ( ) Mixing: Will Smith ( ) Additional Compositions: Will Sheeran ( ) Art: Will Witwer ( ) Production Design: Matthew Kuchta ( ) Executive Producer: Will ( ) Editing: Willy ( ) and Willy Peele ( ) Special Thanks to: Daniel ( ) Photography: Jack ( ) ( ) & James ( ) for the music for this episode ( ) Thank you for the intro and outro music ( ) by and , and , by . thanks to for the score by ) and . . ( ) , ( ) & . ( ) thanks is a song written and produced by , edited by ? ( ), in , & , ( ) . and ( ) is thank you ( ) in this episode, to , is , . , , and the on , our , "the ( , , etc., , the , which is . , & the ), and ( ). can be found on Soundtrack is by ), and our music is on this episode is ? , in the .

00:00:00.000 Oh Good shot there from tape A lot of people say girls love money, and that's not Nice 1.00

00:00:28.000 You you Bye.

00:00:48.000 I like it. You're a pussy, sorry. 1.00

00:00:50.000 You're a big, strong man. 1.00

00:00:52.000 You eat burger. You eat little trinkets and you're allowed to get a pretzel.

00:00:55.000 A little pretzel, half a peanut.

00:00:58.000 What next? I don't know if it's a burger.

00:01:05.000 It's the only burger here in the country.

00:01:07.000 It's so good.

00:01:09.000 Wonderful.

00:01:11.000 It's so good.

00:01:13.000 It's so good.

00:01:33.000 No harm in the world.

00:01:35.000 Bye.

00:01:36.000 Do you want some? No, I don't want Boca and Coke.

00:01:41.000 What's this saying?

00:01:43.000 550 yen Go to Ukraine, you'll be shocked shot. 0.89

00:01:56.000 It took height in my senses.

00:01:58.000 Some drinking liquor. I might have eight double espresso.

00:02:03.000 Now, Mike, you don't know this, but if you book business class flights, you're flying business class flights.

00:02:09.000 The first time I ever got on a business class flight, I was two years older than you.

00:02:12.000 So, you're a lucky boy, but you need to film us.

00:02:15.000 When you fly Business Class, you get access to what's called the Business Lounge.

00:02:19.000 Now, the Business Lounge is somewhere where, basically, they give you free alcohol, free food.

00:02:24.000 You can sit and chill out away from the bustle of the common traveling peasants.

00:02:31.000 But in Bucharest, it's a little bit different.

00:02:33.000 When you go to Mumbai Airport Lounge, or Singapore Airport Lounge, or the first-class lounge in Heathrow, or most of the airports, there's amazing food on display, there's great drinks, there's barmen making their drinks.

00:02:44.000 Here in Romania, what do we get?

00:02:46.000 Sandwiches and plastic bags.

00:02:48.000 Like, really, Romania?

00:02:50.000 You want to be my favorite country?

00:02:52.000 When people fly here and fly out in the business class lounge, they see sandwiches and plastic bags.

00:02:57.000 No wonder they think this is a failed nation, even though it's fun.

00:03:00.000 You can do basic things, Romania.

00:03:02.000 Klaus Johannes, are you listening to me? 1.00

00:03:04.000 Brother, make the fucking airport lounge serve good fucking sandwiches. 1.00

00:03:07.000 Then maybe people won't think Romania is such a shithole. 1.00

00:03:10.000 It's not a shithole. I love it. 0.98

00:03:12.000 It's my fucking country. 1.00

00:03:14.000 But I'm embarrassed, frankly, at the state of fucking food in the business class lounge. 1.00

00:03:20.000 People are booking flights here that cost fucking six, seven, eight thousand dollars to book and to fly on. 0.99

00:03:25.000 They're coming here, sandwich in a plastic bag. 0.99

00:03:28.000 At least the fucking bulk is free. 1.00

00:03:30.000 Nice... water. 0.99

00:03:47.000 Refreshing. I do not want any of the free moves.

00:03:52.000 I am not Tristan.

00:03:54.000 I can resist free moves.

00:03:56.000 Water is fine. I do not need double chocolate agency.

00:04:00.000 The gin is on 5-8. 1.00

00:04:02.000 What a jerk. 1.00

00:04:04.000 Oh, no! No, no! No, no! 1.00

00:04:14.000 Oh, no! No, no! No, no! No, no! No, no! No, no!

00:04:36.000 Oh, no!

00:04:38.000 And then they'll take the knife off and it's bang!

00:04:46.000 Yeah.

00:04:47.000 So he gets pretty sick too.

00:04:49.000 So the bucket is clear.

00:04:50.000 If you can get comfortable with the idea of cocking it, again you can do it in your workspace if you want.

00:04:55.000 You can actually see the bolt.

00:04:58.000 You can see through the mag port.

00:05:02.000 You want to be able to put it on to the side of the vehicle.

00:05:09.000 And, yep.

00:05:11.000 Good.

00:05:14.000 Similar thing here, but this is it, yeah?

00:05:17.000 Yeah, exactly. So again, here.

00:05:21.000 How many are we putting in each magazine?

00:05:25.000 20? Four more.

00:05:27.000 How many books? Fill that out?

00:05:29.000 Yeah, we can fill them out. Okay, obviously I'll do it, but it doesn't go in unless it's caught, right?

00:05:48.000 Yeah, but it will be caught when you're empty.

00:05:51.000 Perfect. So the pistol's ready to go, yeah?

00:05:54.000 Oh, yeah.

00:05:55.000 I'm ready.

00:05:56.000 ♪♪

00:06:54.000 All right.

00:06:56.000 I know what I want.

00:06:58.000 Ah, booze. 0.89

00:06:59.000 Thank you, Darwin.

00:07:01.000 Have you ever seen the special force chucks?

00:07:04.000 The operator chucks.

00:07:11.000 Yeah, the Operator Chuck.

00:07:12.000 I don't steal battle.

00:07:14.000 I'd steal booze.

00:07:16.000 Uh oh.

00:07:18.000 Okay, it's gone.

00:07:20.000 Okay.

00:07:22.000 Oh! 0.60

00:07:24.000 More booze please.

00:07:28.000 I lost.

00:07:30.000 Now, four more cocktails.

00:07:32.000 Different ones.

00:07:33.000 Surprise, surprise me.

00:07:35.000 More moves. Okay.

00:07:37.000 They call me the operator I am so not special forces I'm an alcoholic, not a special forces guy I'm so not special forces guy Hey, can I get one more cocktail? One more cocktail!

00:08:06.000 Slide them off. Can we get a little bit worse?

00:08:42.000 No, no we are. And then, we can bring that as stars.

00:08:49.000 Two large bottles of sparkling water, please.

00:08:52.000 Cold, not cold? Not cold.

00:08:56.000 Can I have the bouillon with grilled meat and spinach soup?

00:09:02.000 You have a mixed grill for two people.

00:09:04.000 Mixed grill for two people.

00:09:06.000 I'll have that. So those are the starters.

00:09:09.000 The soup can come with the starters.

00:09:11.000 The mixed grill is the main. And that's all for now, I think.

00:09:18.000 Contact front! Contact front! 0.99

Tate Speech - July 18, 2022

Expedition Ukraine | TATE Confidential Ep. 8

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