Tristan's cousin Luke King and his best friend Rory are in a car crash and he's the only one who can drive a car that s good enough to drive a Ferrari. They also talk about what it's like to be a trillionaire and how to become a millionaire on the internet and how you don't need to go to work to get money from the sky. And Rory talks about how he became a man and how he's going to go back to school but he can't stay there no more. And then they talk about how they became a millionaire and how they're going to collect their second car and how it's the best sounding car they've ever had. And they also get into a fight about who's better at driving a Ferrari and who has the best exhaust on their car. And Luke says he's a better driver than Tristan. And Tristan says he doesn't have a car with a V8 with a race exhaust and it's a beautiful car so he's gonna beat him at his next race. And that's not even half as good as he says it is. I'm a genius and I'm ready to rock off and let's do it! Let me know what you thought of this episode and let me know if you think it's good or not so I can do it better next time! Love ya'll. xoxo. -Trevor and Luke -Rory and Rory - P.S. Sorry about the audio quality in this episode, it's not the best in the first half of the episode. It's a little choppy, but it should be better in the second half. I don't know if it'll get better the next time. -P.S and I'll try to make it better, I'll be better next week. -Elliott and I will be back next week! -Bryan and I can't wait for you guys to hear it better. Love you guys. - xo - Luke and Tristan -Josie - Josie and I - - EJ - Rachie and Luke - Jaden XOXO - Joes and I hope you like it - BOBY - Jaxon & Luke is a little bit better than this episode. -Jaden and Jadyn - Alyssa and Jazmin .
00:04:08.000Because you didn't wear your space suit in Las Vegas, what happened is the atmosphere decompressed in real time, and I had to fly into the sun to restart the fusion.
00:04:17.000And when I did that, I emerged as you.
00:09:45.000It was a big problem. It was a big problem.
00:09:46.000Now we didn't have to buy a castle house.
00:09:47.000Tristan was acting like it wasn't a problem.
00:09:50.000Listen, we are going to live here because I've decided to turn our house into a castle.
00:09:54.000Because trying to buy a castle house proves too hard because we can't find the one we want.
00:09:57.000So we're going to turn our current house into a castle, and while that happens, because there's going to be a lot of construction work, we're going to live in this castle.
00:10:26.000What do you mean? If you're watching this and you're not a millionaire Then you're fucking up your life.
00:10:57.000And not only you're fucking up your life because you're not a millionaire, but you're also fucking up your life because the largest transfer of wealth in modern history is taking place right now.
00:11:06.000You've all seen my tweet where it said I bought 600 grand worth of Bitcoin.
00:11:08.000Turned it into seven, eight million. I don't know how much it is.
00:11:10.000How much is that? Eight million? I don't know.
00:11:13.000Who gives a fuck? Point is, you could have done that if you had 600 grand, but you didn't because you're fucking broke.
00:11:20.000So if you're sitting around now and you're broke, Not only does your life shit because you're broke, but there's a huge opportunity cost.
00:11:27.000Because right now, if you had money sitting around, you could follow experts like me, or there's other people out there who know exactly what they're doing, and you could quadruple your cash, but you don't fucking have any.
00:11:37.000Isn't that amazing? That you're fucking up your life to that level where a once-in-a-lifetime event is taking place, and you're sitting around counting pennies like a fucking jackass.
00:11:59.000As your life continues, your pathetic wormish life, as it continues, your ability to acquire more cash will likely increase.
00:12:07.000You'll likely become better at making money.
00:12:10.000However, as time passes, your ability to acquire crypto will become more and more difficult.
00:12:15.000It's going to become harder to get crypto because the prices are going to go up because the Federal Reserve won't turn off the fucking money printers.
00:12:21.000If you don't have enough money right now to invest half a million dollars into cryptocurrency, you're fucking up.
00:12:28.000Because if you could get hold of half a million right now, all your dreams of needing 10 or 20 million, you don't need that.
00:12:34.000You need half a million dollars today.
00:12:36.000If you can do that and you make the right moves, you can be rich forever.
00:12:40.000So if you don't have half a million, what we're doing is we're putting together a plan in the war room for anybody and everybody to make money online, specifically with the goal of investing in cryptocurrency.
00:15:12.000That in the age of sail, British sailors used to get scurvy until the British Navy started packing lemons and limes into their ships in massive quantities because they could store well, and eating them had enough vitamin content to avoid sailors dying of hunger and the scurvy?
00:15:25.000Did you know that? That's exactly why Americans call English people limeys to this day, because the ships used to stink of citrus when we turned up.
00:15:34.000So you very much can survive on limes.
00:15:37.000So before you insult my dinner, why don't you educate yourself about history?
00:15:42.000Read a fucking book. Thought you were a geek.