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FERRARI SUPERFAST UPGRADE | Tate Confidential Ep. 94


Summary

Tristan's cousin Luke King and his best friend Rory are in a car crash and he's the only one who can drive a car that s good enough to drive a Ferrari. They also talk about what it's like to be a trillionaire and how to become a millionaire on the internet and how you don't need to go to work to get money from the sky. And Rory talks about how he became a man and how he's going to go back to school but he can't stay there no more. And then they talk about how they became a millionaire and how they're going to collect their second car and how it's the best sounding car they've ever had. And they also get into a fight about who's better at driving a Ferrari and who has the best exhaust on their car. And Luke says he's a better driver than Tristan. And Tristan says he doesn't have a car with a V8 with a race exhaust and it's a beautiful car so he's gonna beat him at his next race. And that's not even half as good as he says it is. I'm a genius and I'm ready to rock off and let's do it! Let me know what you thought of this episode and let me know if you think it's good or not so I can do it better next time! Love ya'll. xoxo. -Trevor and Luke -Rory and Rory - P.S. Sorry about the audio quality in this episode, it's not the best in the first half of the episode. It's a little choppy, but it should be better in the second half. I don't know if it'll get better the next time. -P.S and I'll try to make it better, I'll be better next week. -Elliott and I will be back next week! -Bryan and I can't wait for you guys to hear it better. Love you guys. - xo - Luke and Tristan -Josie - Josie and I - - EJ - Rachie and Luke - Jaden XOXO - Joes and I hope you like it - BOBY - Jaxon & Luke is a little bit better than this episode. -Jaden and Jadyn - Alyssa and Jazmin .


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'm a genius.
00:00:08.000 I'm a genius.
00:00:10.000 Good song and good tape.
00:00:13.000 Good song and good tape.
00:00:24.000 They come from a cheap brand.
00:00:30.000 Good song and good tape.
00:00:32.000 What's this?
00:00:45.000 I don't know.
00:00:46.000 This has been making me money for six months.
00:00:48.000 Six months ago, I told a bunch of people, hey, you don't have to go be a shit muncher.
00:00:53.000 Why are you working a job like a shit muncher when you can have money from the sky?
00:00:59.000 And they were like, oh, no, I'd rather go to work.
00:01:04.000 Work. This, read this.
00:01:07.000 What does it say? Chocolate cake with- Chocolate fucking cake!
00:01:11.000 What's the price of cake?
00:01:13.000 The price of cake, what's the price of cake?
00:01:15.000 I think it's $20 now. $20!
00:01:17.000 I had cake at fucking what, 33 cents?
00:01:19.000 33 cents. Like 40 grand of it at 33 cents, now it's $20.
00:01:23.000 Do the fucking math! I'm a trillionaire!
00:01:25.000 I'm a millionaire again!
00:01:27.000 I became a millionaire, now I keep becoming a millionaire over and over and over again.
00:01:30.000 All I do is make millions.
00:01:31.000 Oh, I have 1 million, 2 million, 10 million.
00:01:33.000 And I tell people on the internet, you don't need to work.
00:01:36.000 You can get cake and pancakes and you can flip the pancakes to get money from the sky.
00:01:42.000 And they're looking at me like, you're told, what pancakes?
00:01:44.000 You could be rich, but you're a shit muncher.
00:01:47.000 You don't get Taco Bell.
00:01:49.000 Can't afford it. We can, because we're rich.
00:01:51.000 You're a shit muncher, you should listen to me.
00:01:53.000 Who says you're not allowed?
00:02:01.000 I heard it. I heard it.
00:02:13.000 Wear night glasses for beauty and a proper use.
00:02:22.000 I subsolder too use,look how pretty it is.
00:02:30.000 These pants are good to wear on a wedding and have lots of lads on.
00:02:35.000 I hate this outfit now, MBA I'm on, I'm on, yeah.
00:02:47.000 But I gotta go to school, but I can't stay there no more.
00:02:52.000 I guess there's no tomorrow, baby now I gotta go.
00:02:58.000 It's just the way it is.
00:03:00.000 I'm on, I'm on, yeah.
00:03:05.000 But I gotta go to school, but I can't stay there no more.
00:03:26.000 Enjoy the party.
00:03:27.000 But I gotta go to school, but I can't stay there no more.
00:03:32.000 I guess there's no tomorrow, baby now I gotta go.
00:03:37.000 Round 3 I'm on, I'm on, yeah.
00:03:45.000 But I gotta go to school, but I can't stay there no more.
00:03:52.000 I guess there's no tomorrow, baby now I gotta go.
00:03:56.000 It's just the way it is.
00:03:59.000 Baby, make me a man, my heart.
00:04:02.000 Two days later.
00:04:04.000 Basically, I'm Luke.
00:04:08.000 Because you didn't wear your space suit in Las Vegas, what happened is the atmosphere decompressed in real time, and I had to fly into the sun to restart the fusion.
00:04:17.000 And when I did that, I emerged as you.
00:04:20.000 So I'm you now.
00:04:21.000 So I drive your Ferrari.
00:04:23.000 Nice. So who am I? Am I still Luke?
00:04:26.000 No. You're not Luke.
00:04:29.000 And you're not me. You're...
00:04:32.000 Faceless man. No, you're Rory.
00:04:34.000 Because everyone keeps asking where Rory is.
00:04:35.000 Who the fuck are you? I'm fucking Luke.
00:04:38.000 I'm Tristan's cousin.
00:04:41.000 I'm Luke. Bro, who is this guy?
00:04:45.000 Luke King. I'm fucking Luke.
00:04:47.000 How many times do I have to tell you I'm Luke?
00:04:49.000 I'm Rory. You're Rory and I'm Luke.
00:04:51.000 The whole game has changed.
00:04:53.000 Everything's changed. Take confidential.
00:04:55.000 It's all changed. And I think your Ferrari with the race exhaust is the best sounding car we have.
00:05:02.000 Which is why I decided to put a race exhaust on my Ferrari.
00:05:06.000 Wait. That's where we're going now.
00:05:09.000 Because you've got a V8 4 liter With a big race exhaust and it sounds amazing.
00:05:15.000 And I've got a V12 6 liter Ferrari.
00:05:19.000 And I put a race exhaust on my Ferrari.
00:05:21.000 Because little fucking Luke driving around thought he had the best sounding car.
00:05:25.000 Not any fucking more.
00:05:27.000 So I had to teach you a lesson about the real world before I became you and you became Ford.
00:05:32.000 So that's where we're going.
00:05:33.000 We're going now for me, Luke, to collect my new second throw.
00:05:37.000 Nice.
00:05:40.000 I know.
00:05:41.000 I know.
00:05:43.000 I was just saying that's the best time to go.
00:05:45.000 You know, I forget, I forget I'm such a disorder.
00:05:48.000 I've always seen all the Ferrari, and I think in my mind it's a bit like, boring, but it's not like that.
00:05:55.000 It's a beautiful car.
00:05:57.000 It's a beautiful car.
00:05:59.000 So I need to uh...
00:06:01.000 I'm ready to piss him off.
00:06:03.000 Let's do a uh... let's rock and compete.
00:06:08.000 Well, that's right, you can beat it.
00:06:11.000 I'm not a robot.
00:06:13.000 I'm a genius.
00:06:46.000 out of oovr act mask
00:07:12.000 and
00:07:47.000 So Rory's gonna drive that one.
00:07:49.000 Luke will drive this one.
00:07:53.000 I'm Luke. I'm Rory.
00:07:55.000 He's Rory. I went into the sun to restart the fusion.
00:07:59.000 You don't remember? I had to have my space suit.
00:08:01.000 You didn't have the space suit, Megan.
00:08:04.000 You guys are humble. So I said I'll buy us a castle house.
00:09:15.000 No, but I found out I can actually stay in this castle.
00:09:18.000 What happened is I turned up and I was sexy as fuck in my supercar.
00:09:22.000 And I said, excuse me, who's the manager?
00:09:24.000 Who's the boss here? Who's the boss?
00:09:25.000 Not much money. Who's the boss?
00:09:27.000 I finally found the boss. I was like, hi, you must have a room in this castle, which I could stay in.
00:09:31.000 And they said, actually, yes, we have a little villa and we have an apartment for special occasions only.
00:09:36.000 I said, it is a special occasion. I'm going to have your motherfucking cake.
00:09:38.000 Give them to me. And then I messaged you, and then you drove here, and here we are, and now we live in a castle.
00:09:43.000 Problem solved. Thanks.
00:09:45.000 It was a big problem. It was a big problem.
00:09:46.000 Now we didn't have to buy a castle house.
00:09:47.000 Tristan was acting like it wasn't a problem.
00:09:50.000 Listen, we are going to live here because I've decided to turn our house into a castle.
00:09:54.000 Because trying to buy a castle house proves too hard because we can't find the one we want.
00:09:57.000 So we're going to turn our current house into a castle, and while that happens, because there's going to be a lot of construction work, we're going to live in this castle.
00:10:03.000 We're castle now. I'll leave.
00:10:05.000 You can't leave. Listen. Leave where?
00:10:07.000 We live in the castle. I have a Ferrari 812 Superfast outside of a castle.
00:10:11.000 I'm drinking cognac. It's broken to cars.
00:10:12.000 Why are you pretending I'm not the coolest human alive?
00:10:16.000 Because I'm doing exactly the same thing and so is Luke.
00:10:18.000 And he's certainly not. Luke's friend's over there.
00:10:24.000 Luke, your friend's over there.
00:10:26.000 What do you mean? If you're watching this and you're not a millionaire Then you're fucking up your life.
00:10:57.000 And not only you're fucking up your life because you're not a millionaire, but you're also fucking up your life because the largest transfer of wealth in modern history is taking place right now.
00:11:06.000 You've all seen my tweet where it said I bought 600 grand worth of Bitcoin.
00:11:08.000 Turned it into seven, eight million. I don't know how much it is.
00:11:10.000 How much is that? Eight million? I don't know.
00:11:12.000 Who cares? I've got millions already.
00:11:13.000 Who gives a fuck? Point is, you could have done that if you had 600 grand, but you didn't because you're fucking broke.
00:11:20.000 So if you're sitting around now and you're broke, Not only does your life shit because you're broke, but there's a huge opportunity cost.
00:11:27.000 Because right now, if you had money sitting around, you could follow experts like me, or there's other people out there who know exactly what they're doing, and you could quadruple your cash, but you don't fucking have any.
00:11:37.000 Isn't that amazing? That you're fucking up your life to that level where a once-in-a-lifetime event is taking place, and you're sitting around counting pennies like a fucking jackass.
00:11:47.000 You should have money.
00:11:48.000 You need to find a way to get money urgently.
00:11:51.000 I'll tell you why. I was talking to someone recently and they're like, oh, but isn't crypto a risk?
00:11:56.000 The only risk is not having crypto.
00:11:59.000 As your life continues, your pathetic wormish life, as it continues, your ability to acquire more cash will likely increase.
00:12:07.000 You'll likely become better at making money.
00:12:10.000 However, as time passes, your ability to acquire crypto will become more and more difficult.
00:12:15.000 It's going to become harder to get crypto because the prices are going to go up because the Federal Reserve won't turn off the fucking money printers.
00:12:21.000 If you don't have enough money right now to invest half a million dollars into cryptocurrency, you're fucking up.
00:12:28.000 Because if you could get hold of half a million right now, all your dreams of needing 10 or 20 million, you don't need that.
00:12:34.000 You need half a million dollars today.
00:12:36.000 If you can do that and you make the right moves, you can be rich forever.
00:12:40.000 So if you don't have half a million, what we're doing is we're putting together a plan in the war room for anybody and everybody to make money online, specifically with the goal of investing in cryptocurrency.
00:12:50.000 If you want to make money, Inbox me.
00:12:56.000 So we're in the castle in our Hunter's Lodge.
00:13:00.000 And you need to give me the lighter for my cigar.
00:13:04.000 Tristan, you've been refusing to give me the lighter for an hour.
00:13:06.000 Unless you admit it. It has been an hour.
00:13:07.000 You admit it and confess.
00:13:09.000 You're going to have the lighter. Admit what?
00:13:11.000 What is going to be admit? We know what he wants to admit.
00:13:14.000 Just admit it. Admit what?
00:13:16.000 You know what to admit. Just say, Tristan, I admit it.
00:13:18.000 I'm going to have the lighter. I don't want to admit it.
00:13:21.000 I don't believe in this. No, you can't do it.
00:13:24.000 It's the only way to get hold of the lighter.
00:13:27.000 You can't have it any other way.
00:13:30.000 How about this? I'll make my own light.
00:13:33.000 No one ever has lit in a cigar this way.
00:13:36.000 This might work. Wait.
00:13:39.000 I'm an 18 karat rose gold DuPont lighter. That's the way to do it.
00:13:43.000 Tristan, I'm not the light master.
00:13:46.000 What you're doing is black, Sterling.
00:13:47.000 It looks like it's working.
00:13:55.000 You know what? I just lit my cigar without your lighter.
00:14:02.000 Do you admit that?
00:14:03.000 I admit it. So the tables have turned.
00:14:08.000 We admit it. Finally.
00:14:10.000 Full confession. Tristan, booze is not food.
00:14:17.000 You can't keep saying...
00:14:19.000 What do you have for lunch?
00:14:22.000 For lunch I had a...
00:14:23.000 Was it cognac only? Yeah.
00:14:25.000 For dinner I'm having a Hugo. What did you order?
00:14:29.000 I ordered a steak both times.
00:14:31.000 Yeah, cool. Steak's good. Steak's good.
00:14:33.000 Yeah, steak's food. Well, there's limes in the glass.
00:14:37.000 Limes have... That's not food.
00:14:39.000 Limes are food. Limes very much are food.
00:14:42.000 And are limes food. Excuse me.
00:14:45.000 Give me three more Hugos, please.
00:14:47.000 Thank you. Four.
00:14:50.000 Thank you. With extra lime in mind, please.
00:14:54.000 Extra slice of lime. Lime's our food, Luke.
00:14:57.000 I'll prove it. I'm not going to die.
00:14:59.000 I'm not going to starve to death.
00:15:01.000 This can't be real.
00:15:03.000 It is real. How long are you going to do this for?
00:15:05.000 Forever. I can survive on limes.
00:15:08.000 You can't survive on Hugos.
00:15:09.000 Yep. Did you know...
00:15:12.000 That in the age of sail, British sailors used to get scurvy until the British Navy started packing lemons and limes into their ships in massive quantities because they could store well, and eating them had enough vitamin content to avoid sailors dying of hunger and the scurvy?
00:15:25.000 Did you know that? That's exactly why Americans call English people limeys to this day, because the ships used to stink of citrus when we turned up.
00:15:34.000 So you very much can survive on limes.
00:15:37.000 So before you insult my dinner, why don't you educate yourself about history?
00:15:42.000 Read a fucking book. Thought you were a geek.
00:15:45.000 Clearly not. You just look like one.
00:15:47.000 That's not dinner. It's my dinner.
00:15:50.000 What's breakfast then?
00:15:52.000 I don't know. I've got to drive, so probably a black coffee.
00:15:55.000 And then when I finish driving, schnapps for lunch?
00:16:00.000 Sounds good to me. Tristan, why do you do these things?
00:16:04.000 Well, these ones actually have mint as well, which is obviously very high in zinc and iron to fuel my big arms.
00:16:13.000 That can't be real. What do you mean?
00:16:15.000 That's not... What's your diet by something?
00:16:17.000 You're like 20 kilos lighter than me.
00:16:19.000 That is true. That is true.
00:16:22.000 Why do you keep telling me I'm doing things wrong?
00:16:24.000 Like, I'll fight you for it.
00:16:25.000 I'll fight you over opinions.
00:16:27.000 I'll eat nothing but these today.
00:16:28.000 That's my dinner. You can have bacon, legs, and steak, and whatever you like, and then we'll fight.
00:16:32.000 No, thanks. No problem.
00:16:34.000 That can't be good.
00:16:40.000 You're not happy.
00:16:42.000 There's no happiness eating limes.
00:16:44.000 I am calling for an immediate cease and desist on all work-related activities.
00:17:00.000 From now on, our lives are to be fun and pleasure only.