Tate Speech - November 13, 2023


Gay Frogs and Crocs | Tate Confidential Ep 195


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

135.21298

Word Count

2,222

Sentence Count

273

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

18


Summary

In this episode, we talk about the recent shooting of Top Gun, a very special purchase of a Bugatti, and a love letter from a woman who sends me her pants every week. We also talk about Bitcoin and why you should not be banking on someone else to make you rich, because you don t even believe in yourself. You are a dummy. You don't wake up and say, "I'm gonna make myself rich. I'm gonna buy Bitcoin, or rely on this other company, this other guy will do something amazing which will make me rich. Because you don't even care about yourself, you believe in someone else. You want someone else's money because you're losers. And here's the book that you get when you buy Bugatti: The Silver Reflective Pages. To Blind the Brokes. And we're going to have to have something with very nice handwriting, signed by a person who doesn't drive around smoking cigars. Then we're playing some Jamaican music. Next to these are the kind of things you're interested in that goes with it. You can't hide them either, either he's either smoking cigars or he's under a softball. So if he's not interested in these things, either is either of you can't be a softener. You can either be softener, either you can hide them. So next to the softener you can be a Softener! So there's going to be softening the ball, either it's under there, or it's either softening it up, or he can be softenger! You can hide it, or you can not hide it. It's either one of those softener to hide it... either you're under a fabric, you can t hide it under there... so you can either hide it either way, either can t be softer than he's gonna be soft. We'll go ahead to the Softener or not be soft, right? So go ahead, go ahead... go ahead. Go ahead, y'all! . go ahead! xoxo. XOXO, Yousuf and Yusuf, Xoxo, xo, EJ & EJosu, EJ, XO , EJ and EJ's & Ej, Ej and Ej , Ej .


Transcript

00:00:00.000 🎵Music🎵
00:00:13.000 🎵Music🎵
00:00:40.000 So we took our metal signs which we're gonna launch soon.
00:00:43.000 Shooting, you can see.
00:00:45.000 The Glock got through once.
00:00:47.000 The other times it was repelled.
00:00:49.000 Top G was obviously bulletproof.
00:00:51.000 Just like me, bulletproof.
00:00:52.000 Bullets bounced off, nothing gets through.
00:00:54.000 Top G, obviously. These will all be on the website soon.
00:00:59.000 If you want something to shoot, no bro keys.
00:01:03.000 Sorry Yusuf. And then for today's mail, we got some very interesting mail.
00:01:08.000 Don't listen to this, don't get mad.
00:01:11.000 Right, so this girl sent me her pants and a love letter, of course.
00:01:17.000 In fact, this is the same girl.
00:01:19.000 I'm not going to smell her pants, but I can smell perfume.
00:01:22.000 She sends me every week her pants, but that's not the interesting thing.
00:01:25.000 I'm pictures of her. The interesting thing is she makes a tape word every week.
00:01:30.000 Isn't that nice? So she makes a crossword.
00:01:34.000 My favorite G song along with the tapes, three across.
00:01:37.000 The world's most famous car, four down, etc.
00:01:40.000 And I start releasing the tape words.
00:01:42.000 Pants go in the bin, not holding on to them, sarah.
00:01:45.000 And then Rimac sent me this.
00:01:49.000 I'm not one to brag.
00:01:50.000 I'm not usually a bragger.
00:01:53.000 But obviously I had the Bugatti and that was a big deal.
00:01:56.000 And I had all the other 20-something cars.
00:01:59.000 Every Porsche, every Lamborghini, every Ferrari.
00:02:01.000 And then I bought two Kernan's Egg Jeskos and a Kernan's Egg Jumeirah.
00:02:04.000 And then I bought some Aston Martin Valhalla's, two of them, and two 812 Competitions.
00:02:08.000 And I also bought a Rimac Navarra because I can't remember the cars I have coming.
00:02:13.000 But this is a drawing of my exact Rimac Navarra.
00:02:16.000 See the red exposed carbon and the gray?
00:02:21.000 That's the exact car I have coming.
00:02:23.000 I think I have a video of the spec as well.
00:02:25.000 I'm going to insert it into my video.
00:03:07.000 Let's get a frame for me, my friend. I'd appreciate that very much.
00:03:10.000 Please do that frame. Thank you.
00:03:12.000 And we have a letter. I think we have a letter.
00:03:15.000 Rimac had a letter as well.
00:03:16.000 Something about how it's a very special occasion to be buying a Rimac, and I'm so lucky because I'm so rich and sexy.
00:03:23.000 And what I'll do is I'll take it and put it with my future of my Rolls Royce and my book from my Bugatti, which I have never, ever looked at, ever.
00:03:32.000 Now that we're doing this, let's do it.
00:03:34.000 When you buy Bugatti, I know you people don't know because you're broke these things, But if you weren't a Broke, you get this drawing of Bugatti, which is the first time I've ever opened it.
00:03:46.000 And you get a Bugatti book.
00:03:49.000 A sheer long book.
00:03:51.000 I'm sure all your Brokes own the book you will never own.
00:03:55.000 Never. You're all stupid and lazy.
00:03:59.000 You think you'll own it one day, but really, your plan to get rich is, one day it'll just happen.
00:04:04.000 My ship will just come in.
00:04:06.000 One day it'll just happen and I can't wait till I'm rich.
00:04:08.000 How are you gonna become rich?
00:04:10.000 On accident. You're not.
00:04:12.000 You're a dummy. In fact, most of you people are banking on other people's successes.
00:04:16.000 You don't even believe in yourself. You don't wake up and say, I'm gonna make myself rich.
00:04:19.000 You wake up and say, well, if I buy Bitcoin or buy this stock or rely on this other company, this other guy will do something amazing which will make me rich.
00:04:28.000 Because you don't even believe in yourself, you believe in someone else.
00:04:29.000 You want someone else to make you rich because you're losers.
00:04:32.000 I didn't do that. And here's the Bugatti book that you get.
00:04:35.000 The Silver Reflective Pages.
00:04:38.000 To Blind the Brokes.
00:04:42.000 And we're going to have to take, obviously signed by something with very nice handwriting.
00:04:44.000 First time ever looking at this ever.
00:04:48.000 I guess if you're the kind of person who buys a Bugatti and then keeps it in pristine condition and has the book that goes with it and doesn't drive around smoking cigars playing Jamaican music.
00:05:00.000 Then these are the kind of things you're interested in but it's fine.
00:05:13.000 I'll put a RIMAC picture next to my Big Daddy book.
00:05:16.000 Some of you Brokies, just so you know, you'll never, ever have it.
00:05:18.000 Ever? Careful.
00:05:26.000 Go ahead. It's going under there.
00:05:36.000 So he's either... Oh, there he is.
00:05:39.000 Bro, next to the Lenore Ball.
00:05:41.000 You can't hide next to a fabric softener if you want to be a G. Yo!
00:05:52.000 Either he's one of the masculine frogs who wants to move into the house, joining the body shot sparring, or he's one of the gay frogs who came to get me for insulting the gay frogs.
00:06:01.000 No, he's not on the way now. What do you mean?
00:06:04.000 Where's he gone? Fuck those frogs.
00:06:06.000 Right there. Let's get him.
00:06:10.000 Which frog is he?
00:06:12.000 Is he one of the gay ones or is he one of the G-Frogs?
00:06:18.000 They are turning the frogs gay.
00:06:20.000 Bruv. Bruv, they're turning everyone else gay.
00:06:22.000 Why not frogs? Yeah, they are turning the frogs gay.
00:06:24.000 They're trying to turn your children gay.
00:06:25.000 Alex Jones is right. They've turned you gay.
00:06:28.000 And now they're after the fucking the frogs, bruv.
00:06:31.000 What's a frog ever done? They're just chilling.
00:06:33.000 So they're trying to turn them all gay. Now you see frogs running around chasing the fly, trying to chase pussy and shit.
00:06:38.000 Real frogs sit still, bruv.
00:06:41.000 I guess we'll find out.
00:06:42.000 If I die in my sleep, if I get murdered at night by a gay frog, I'm going to sleep upright with my Aikido ready.
00:06:48.000 So if he comes at me, I can just fucking smack his neck.
00:06:52.000 Hey, Andrew! Found you mate!
00:06:59.000 Are you a gay frog or a G-frog?
00:07:06.000 Go jump! Which one is he?
00:07:09.000 Let's ask him outright.
00:07:10.000 Is he a gay pup or a g-pup?
00:07:12.000 I'm a g-pup.
00:07:14.000 Who's that?
00:07:22.000 That's me!
00:07:24.000 Chill out, my G. Oh, fuck.
00:07:27.000 You're already grabbing me. Frog's on the run!
00:07:29.000 He's alright. What are you wearing?
00:07:35.000 Yes, you're too. All-purpose slippers.
00:07:38.000 Inside, outside, rain, snow.
00:07:40.000 It's going to be winter soon. I'll still be stuck in Romania.
00:07:42.000 I'll go in the house, out the house, because obviously I've got many houses connected into one compound.
00:07:45.000 I don't want soft slippers that get muddy.
00:07:47.000 I'm going to wash them. Crocs.
00:07:50.000 You are officially a dad.
00:07:52.000 Those are the ultimate dad shoes.
00:07:54.000 I'm officially a dad because I have kids.
00:07:55.000 One. Two, they're not Crocs.
00:07:57.000 They're Valentino. So if you buy the most expensive thing, then no one can make fun of you.
00:08:01.000 You can't make fun of $2,000 shoes, G. No, those...
00:08:04.000 They're $2,000 shoes.
00:08:06.000 You can't make fun of 2,000 little shoes.
00:08:08.000 That's ridiculous. Bro, I will bust you up in these shoes.
00:08:12.000 You think I won't beat body shots?
00:08:14.000 You and I. You think I won't hurt you up in these shoes?
00:08:17.000 I'm going to go to Walmart. I'm going to get some Crocs.
00:08:19.000 I'm going to match you. What shoe size means?
00:08:23.000 U.S. or U.K.? U.K.? 8.
00:08:27.000 Well then I have a surprise for you, friend.
00:08:29.000 What?
00:08:31.000 Please tell me you have an extra pair of Crocs.
00:08:40.000 They're not Crocs, they're Valentino!
00:08:42.000 They're Crocs!
00:08:43.000 No you don't. Valentino!
00:08:45.000 No you don't. Your size.
00:08:46.000 Brand new. Two thousand dollar shoes.
00:08:48.000 No you can't make fun of mine because you're wearing them too.
00:08:50.000 I don't need Valentino Crocs.
00:08:52.000 Body shop sparring in the Valentino shoes.
00:08:55.000 We're gonna do it.
00:08:56.000 Why do you have Valentino Crocs?
00:08:58.000 This doesn't make sense.
00:09:00.000 Straining.
00:09:00.000 Why?
00:09:02.000 How much are these?
00:09:07.000 I don't need these. You don't need these.
00:09:09.000 You do. Are they comfortable at least?
00:09:13.000 Don't pretend y'all can wear them, bro.
00:09:15.000 Oh my gosh. You just bought an SF90, and then you bought the coupe, and now you're watching more car videos.
00:09:30.000 Are you about to go car shopping again?
00:09:33.000 Again. I bought the SF90, and then I bought another one because I wanted a coupe and a convertible.
00:09:37.000 It's true. I got 16 cars on the way.
00:09:41.000 Why are you looking at car videos now?
00:09:43.000 Is there another one that you want? I don't understand.
00:09:45.000 Imagine you make $2 million a week.
00:09:49.000 Okay. What's $300,000 on a car?
00:09:56.000 That's true. But $300,000 doesn't make a difference.
00:09:58.000 $2 million, $1.7 million. You've already got like $40 million just in your account.
00:10:01.000 Nothing matters, bro.
00:10:02.000 I'm bored. Besides cars, diamond watches, I have nearly 60.
00:10:07.000 Cars, $100 million of real estate.
00:10:08.000 Bitcoin is no point even buying anymore.
00:10:11.000 How many clothes? I'm wearing a hoodie and shorts.
00:10:13.000 What can I buy? What's there to buy with these cars?
00:10:15.000 I have 53 cars and counting.
00:10:17.000 It's not like you can go anywhere either.
00:10:19.000 Correct, I'm trapped. Help me.
00:10:21.000 Tell me what else I should fucking buy.
00:10:22.000 I'm already fucking taking care of all my families and everyone's living in mansions.
00:10:26.000 It's all done, bro. What do you want me to do?
00:10:27.000 Tekken. Yes, Tekken.
00:10:30.000 If I buy Tekken, Marcel's gonna end up crying.
00:10:33.000 Tekken. PlayStation 5, Tekken.
00:10:35.000 Marcel, I will...
00:10:37.000 Bust you up at Tekken!
00:10:38.000 Bro, you can't bust up at Tekken.
00:10:41.000 That's the one thing of all your witches you don't have is Tekken, bro.
00:10:46.000 Do you have Tekken?
00:10:47.000 I'm buying up another Ferrari. So, me and Andrew have now engaged in a beef.
00:10:54.000 He set the house record for a 100kg bench press at 10.
00:10:58.000 Yesterday I smashed it with 15.
00:11:00.000 Andrew does 16 this morning.
00:11:03.000 So here I am, super hungover.
00:11:05.000 I drank two and a half bottles of whiskey myself last night.
00:11:08.000 And I've got a beat of 16.
00:11:12.000 But I am also the world's strongest drunk.
00:11:17.000 And I will not be eating fruit.
00:11:21.000 The thing is about drinking is it numbs the muscles.
00:11:26.000 So the muscle pain is diminished massively by the whiskey.
00:11:34.000 When I beat your record, you have to admit it's true.
00:11:36.000 When I beat your record, you're gonna have to admit that that is true.
00:11:40.000 Alright.
00:11:41.000 Fuckin' loser.
00:11:43.000 Fuckin' loser.
00:11:44.000 Fuck him, he's a loser.
00:11:45.000 Fuckin' loser.
00:11:46.000 Mister Sober.
00:11:48.000 Loser. Loser.
00:11:49.000 You mean you're after him.
00:11:50.000 Fuck.
00:11:59.000 so
00:12:29.000 see of course i'm a little strongly strong now i have to break it tomorrow morning Woo! Andrew, the internet's crying.
00:12:53.000 You've lifted 100 kilograms 15 times, but they're complaining because we're rich, we have a Smith machine and not a free weight bench.
00:13:02.000 Because we have... Why did you buy that machine from the squad?
00:13:04.000 I don't know. State-of-the-art gym equipment who gives a shit.
00:13:07.000 But apparently there are nerds now who can't afford Smith machines who are saying you couldn't do it on an actual bench press.
00:13:14.000 Is that even that strong? 15 kilo, 100 kilo, 15 times?
00:13:17.000 I don't even know if I can do this. I've seen this.
00:13:20.000 It's metal. Bad one.
00:13:23.000 No broaches. That's bad for me.
00:13:30.000 Obviously that's bullshit.
00:13:32.000 So we do actually have a real bench press as well.
00:13:36.000 Right, let's go.
00:13:38.000 You're doing it now.
00:13:43.000 Wait, let me warm up.
00:13:49.000 Oh, okay. Warm up for days.
00:13:51.000 Can you see those guys? So a hundred kilograms, not a smidge.
00:13:58.000 Warm up for days. So why do I think you can do it on one machine,
00:14:40.000 but not on this one? Does it really make that big of a- It's a lot.
00:14:44.000 Yeah, the bar gives you eight.
00:14:47.000 It helps you. The bar helps you.
00:14:50.000 Yeah, they told me that the bar helps, bro.
00:14:52.000 What do you mean? Yeah, now you're doing it with the bar.
00:14:55.000 It fits. It fits. We're gonna lift the weights by themselves.
00:14:58.000 I could've done 18. Could've done blood clot 20!
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