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GERMANY IS THE WORST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD | Tate Confidential Ep. 70


Summary

In this episode, the guys talk about the first time they met each other in a foreign country, and the weird things that happen when they drink beer in the Czech Republic. Also, Luke tries a new alcoholic drink, and it's called Cider. (Sorry about the audio quality, we had some technical difficulties with this one, we re still working on it.) We hope you enjoy this episode and if you like it, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and we ll get back to you with a new episode next week. Thank you so much for being a part of this community and supporting us, we appreciate it greatly! XOXO, EJ & TJ xoxo - and is a production of Native Creative Podcasts. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and tell a friend about this podcast. We ll be looking out for new episodes in the future episodes and we'll try to make them as good as possible. Thank you for listening and supporting the podcast! -EJ, Luke, TJ, Luke, and EJ, & EJ - Thank you, Ej, and thank you for your support and support the podcast. Love ya, bye. -P.S. We really appreciate it. -Ezra, and we really do appreciate it, thank you, bye, bye! -Merry Christmas! -Tate, Jake, E.B. & E.J. . -Jude, J. & Luke <3. xo -E. :D - - Jake, Jake & Elesa, , E. & Jaden, -Budweiser, :P - E. , -Jake, K. & Jake, . . . , Jake, B. & Co. - E. -JACOB, JUICY, JACOB - J. B. - JAX, XO, SONGS, JAYE, & J. P. & K. BUDWEIS -SORRY, P. BOB, BOBWEISER, JAMIE, & JARED, JAXE, BOB WEBBAKE, JUDGE, P. M.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 I'm not sure if that's true.
00:00:42.000 No! No! Text him.
00:00:46.000 Message him. He must be.
00:00:58.000 Hopefully. Come!
00:01:01.000 Here! Here! Here!
00:01:04.000 He's here! He's here! He's here!
00:01:05.000 Wrong train, bro!
00:01:07.000 Jesus! What are you doing?
00:01:09.000 Cool. Bro, there were two trains you got on the wrong one.
00:01:20.000 I gave you instructions.
00:01:22.000 Now, all these small cameras at the same time, you can buy tickets from the guy in the car.
00:01:26.000 Just get on the table.
00:01:28.000 I got his bag.
00:01:34.000 What's the emergency?
00:01:42.000 The crew is emergency.
00:01:44.000 We left the chicken shit bullshit.
00:01:46.000 Don't. Oh, you take your mask off, pussy.
00:01:48.000 We're not in fucking Western Europe anymore.
00:01:50.000 The Czech guy came and he said, oh, we don't have masks.
00:01:52.000 He goes, in Czech Republic, no masks.
00:01:54.000 They're not homos here. They also reopened the food cart.
00:01:57.000 We can get beers. Only the Germans are like, oh, we're scared.
00:02:01.000 We're scared of the virus.
00:02:03.000 So it's concluded. The Germans are pussies.
00:02:05.000 Pussies! It's concluded. The Czechs reopened the food cart, said take your masks off, and gave us our fucking beers.
00:02:12.000 This was an actual emergency meeting.
00:02:14.000 It was an emergency meeting. This was very good. This was an emergency.
00:02:16.000 I did not know. Finish your beer.
00:02:19.000 Why are we here?
00:02:21.000 Boozing! No, but we keep fucking beer.
00:02:25.000 I take it back.
00:02:26.000 I take it back. Czech is horrible.
00:02:28.000 Germans trying to oppress us.
00:02:29.000 You don't want to be here. They're trying to oppress us and stop us living our lives.
00:02:32.000 This is your own personal hell.
00:02:33.000 Yeah. We're going to meet my friends later.
00:02:35.000 My fucking fantastic friends.
00:02:37.000 Nobody likes you. Nobody likes you.
00:02:39.000 Wait. You can't have friends.
00:02:40.000 Nobody likes you. I have friends in the Czech Republic who will destroy you.
00:02:46.000 This is not Obama.
00:02:48.000 This is not San Diego.
00:02:49.000 This is not San Francisco.
00:02:51.000 This is the Czech Republic.
00:02:53.000 And you're going to fucking drink like you're in the Czech Republic.
00:02:55.000 I mean, you can't drink like you're in fucking San Francisco.
00:02:57.000 Ooh, I had half a Budweiser last week, bro.
00:03:00.000 I'm so drunk. Hey, man, I played six rounds of beer pong with my buddy.
00:03:04.000 I had to have two sips. Oh, man, I got a pounding headache.
00:03:07.000 Anyone got any Adderall?
00:03:10.000 So, they ran out of beer, but they do have cider.
00:03:13.000 You know what? I bet Luke loves a fucking cider, doesn't he?
00:03:16.000 You know, mister, I don't really like alcoholic drinks.
00:03:19.000 I bet he fucking loves it. It's the same alcohol as beer, isn't it?
00:03:22.000 Yeah, same alcohol, but smaller can.
00:03:24.000 Smaller can is perfect, I agree.
00:03:26.000 I agree. He loves this drink.
00:03:28.000 He's going to love this cider.
00:03:29.000 I'm going to remind myself, I haven't had a cider in a fucking year.
00:03:33.000 Remind myself about cider and I'm going to guarantee you that Luke loves it.
00:03:37.000 He's gonna fucking love cider. Do I like- He's gonna fucking love cider.
00:03:40.000 It's like juice. Finish your can, you cunt.
00:03:42.000 Finish your can, you cunt. Finish your can, you cunt.
00:03:43.000 Finish your can, you cunt. So I finish the piss, and then I get- Piss?
00:03:46.000 Piss is Budvar.
00:03:48.000 If a Czech guy was here, he'd punch you in the face.
00:03:50.000 I don't know what this is. That's- Budweiser stole their name from Budvar, which was a Czech beer that's like 100 years older than Budweiser.
00:03:56.000 And Budweiser also tastes like piss.
00:03:57.000 And then they sued Budweiser, and Budweiser had to pay him.
00:04:00.000 But Budweiser also tastes like piss.
00:04:01.000 Yeah, but you're an American. Finish it and drink your cider.
00:04:04.000 Finish your beer! Ah, this is horrible.
00:04:08.000 Drink more. We don't care.
00:04:11.000 They don't care, do they?
00:04:12.000 We don't care. This is horrible.
00:04:13.000 I'm telling you guys, don't drink this beer.
00:04:15.000 Sorry. Sorry, Czech people.
00:04:22.000 It's good feeling. Who wants a straightener?
00:04:31.000 The bubbles. Oh, scare the bubbles.
00:04:35.000 Typical Luke. The bubbles hit me.
00:04:37.000 Typical Luke. The bubbles.
00:04:38.000 Drink it up. Beer's horrible. Drink it up.
00:04:40.000 I don't like beer. I'd rather do vodka.
00:04:42.000 Suck back the bubbles. Alright, down to zero.
00:04:44.000 When I verify the can's empty, you get your cider.
00:04:46.000 I know. Ah, it's not empty yet.
00:04:48.000 The bubbles. I'll tell you what, he'd like more than cider.
00:04:50.000 Nothing at all. Water.
00:04:52.000 Nah, I think he'll love his cider. Nah, he will.
00:04:53.000 He'll love his cider. Finish your fucking- He's never had a fucking apple cider, has he?
00:04:56.000 Little fucking- I don't think so.
00:04:58.000 Little baby Luke.
00:05:00.000 Ah, done. Ah.
00:05:01.000 All right. You'll love that.
00:05:05.000 Let's go of Cider Man after this.
00:05:07.000 Cider. You know what? Can a man drink a cider?
00:05:09.000 In England, men drink cider.
00:05:10.000 You can drink a pint of cider. He's tasting it.
00:05:12.000 In pints only. Ah, that is fucking good.
00:05:16.000 That is fucking good.
00:05:18.000 No, actually, actually, people, actually, compared to that piss bullshit.
00:05:23.000 Take a sip of this as well. Let me try this one.
00:05:26.000 What you need is some White Ace.
00:05:28.000 All right, this is good. White Lightning.
00:05:29.000 I don't know who makes this. Somersby.
00:05:31.000 Somersby is a good company.
00:05:33.000 Blue English. Take a sip of this. They're English.
00:05:35.000 I highly recommend them.
00:05:36.000 Take a sip. You'll love this as well. All ciders is the same strength as beer.
00:05:39.000 In fact, they're stronger than beer. They're from Somerset.
00:05:42.000 Drink it. This one's okay.
00:05:46.000 That one's much, much better.
00:05:48.000 The apple one's much, much, much better.
00:05:50.000 This one's very good. This might be my favorite drink of all time.
00:05:56.000 I can hear you everywhere.
00:06:11.000 The thing is you snore, Rory.
00:06:12.000 I didn't even notice until I heard...
00:06:16.000 You know what? Another 4 or 5 seconds of the right hook, straight to the solar plexus.
00:06:20.000 Everyone was ready, the camera was out.
00:06:22.000 Yeah. I was arming up the arm, getting in the right position.
00:06:25.000 I was trying to move out the way. Yeah.
00:06:26.000 Getting in the right position for it.
00:06:29.000 Thank you, brother. Thank you, bro.
00:06:34.000 Hello, bro. Hello, Ron.
00:06:38.000 How are you? Good.
00:06:41.000 All right, first thing, can I tell you...
00:06:42.000 Hey, you know, like that. I love you. Yeah. Okay.
00:06:46.000 Yeah.
00:06:47.000 Cars.
00:07:14.000 So I'm obviously enjoying my Ferrari.
00:07:16.000 So I'm filming from inside my Ferrari.
00:07:18.000 This is gangster.
00:07:22.000 It's great.
00:07:37.000 It's great.
00:07:39.000 I don't want you.
00:07:40.000 How's your stomach? Feeling better?
00:07:43.000 I mean, it does, but also...
00:07:44.000 I have no idea why that happened.
00:07:48.000 Maybe it was the Red Bull. It's got something to sort you out.
00:07:51.000 Do you like Cubans?
00:07:53.000 Oh, I don't like doing this.
00:07:55.000 I don't want to do that.
00:07:57.000 Mobile vodka. Nice!
00:08:02.000 Professional. I like that.
00:08:04.000 Tasteful of Mobile Vodka and Cubans.
00:08:08.000 Your move, staggot.
00:08:10.000 Body on the move. Why?
00:08:12.000 You gotta have your body on the move, mobile.
00:08:14.000 Making you a little bit of brekkie. Yeah.
00:08:15.000 You need to have body packed and ready at all times.
00:08:18.000 Oh, you don't want brekkie. Do you have any body in your bag?
00:08:20.000 No. What kind of man doesn't have body in his bag?
00:08:22.000 You're a fucking coward.
00:08:23.000 You're the worst of men.
00:08:26.000 Nobody like us, nobody like us.
00:08:29.000 We don't care. We don't care.
00:08:30.000 We don't care. Oh, sorry for packing mobile body.
00:08:34.000 This is not the one that tastes like pills.
00:08:36.000 I know, I know. I know, I know it's not.
00:08:38.000 This is pure, deathly poison.
00:08:39.000 That one we had in Slovakia was nice.
00:08:42.000 It was good. And I like it.
00:08:44.000 But I remember this glass. We are in the Czech Republic.
00:08:46.000 You see this glass shape? Yes.
00:08:47.000 The shape of this glass. Yes.
00:08:49.000 And the color of this liquid. Cheers to you too.
00:08:50.000 No, I know exactly what this is.
00:08:52.000 Look. For those at home, this is pure poison.
00:08:55.000 Death. It's death in a bottle.
00:08:57.000 It's probably worse than Polinka.
00:08:59.000 It probably is. It's a pure, absolute death.
00:09:02.000 I remember what it tastes like. It's like pine.
00:09:04.000 It's pine, isn't it? Yes.
00:09:05.000 Yeah, so I do. So I've had this before.
00:09:07.000 He thinks I haven't had this before. I've had it before.
00:09:09.000 Luke, you are in the Czech Republic.
00:09:11.000 With me. I've done driving for five days.
00:09:13.000 I remember now. Oh, I want to have a nice little relaxing drink with my cousin.
00:09:16.000 And suddenly, what? You're too good to drink a bit.
00:09:18.000 Tristan, think about it. You're too cool to drink with me.
00:09:20.000 Guys, listen. The series is cancelled.
00:09:22.000 Luke's too cool to hang out with me and drink with me.
00:09:24.000 I've had this once in my life.
00:09:26.000 I've had this once. Once in my life.
00:09:27.000 And you're so cool that that's enough.
00:09:29.000 No, but we agree I've had this once in my life.
00:09:30.000 It's too cool to drink with you guys. Yet I somehow remember that this is pine.
00:09:33.000 And it tastes like pine.
00:09:35.000 No, it tastes like pure death.
00:09:36.000 Imagine how much drinks I've had.
00:09:39.000 Different varieties. Somehow I remember that.
00:09:41.000 This is pine. It tastes like death.
00:09:43.000 It is death. Yeah. Okay.
00:09:45.000 Cheers!
00:09:47.000 It's pure love.
00:09:49.000 Helmet.
00:09:57.000 Yes, yes, yes.
00:09:59.000 Fuck it, eat this shit.
00:10:04.000 Look, do you know what the magic eye is?
00:10:05.000 I do not. Whoop!
00:10:13.000 Magic eye. Na zdrave.
00:10:16.000 Na zdrave, ciao.
00:10:17.000 Ciao, ciao. Brat ce vidimne.
00:10:19.000 Na zdrave, ciao.
00:10:22.000 Na zdrave, ciao. Na zdrave, ciao. Na zdrave. Luke, what's your magic eye?
00:10:24.000 Shit. Magic eye.
00:10:30.000 It is magic. Magic eye.
00:10:32.000 Okay, done? Done.
00:10:35.000 Good. It's alright.
00:10:44.000 It's not awful. Not awful at all.
00:10:50.000 Why are we here? On a boat.
00:10:53.000 Why are we on a boat? It's in all forms of transport.
00:10:57.000 Supercars, trains, boats.
00:11:00.000 We're on a boat. Planes? Yeah.
00:11:03.000 We're on a boat. We're gonna have dinner on a boat.
00:11:05.000 They gave us booze as we entered.
00:11:08.000 It's for Europe. As soon as you walk on the boat, you have to.
00:11:10.000 There's booze everywhere. I know.