GERMANY IS THE WORST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD | Tate Confidential Ep. 70
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Summary
In this episode, the guys talk about the first time they met each other in a foreign country, and the weird things that happen when they drink beer in the Czech Republic. Also, Luke tries a new alcoholic drink, and it's called Cider. (Sorry about the audio quality, we had some technical difficulties with this one, we re still working on it.) We hope you enjoy this episode and if you like it, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and we ll get back to you with a new episode next week. Thank you so much for being a part of this community and supporting us, we appreciate it greatly! XOXO, EJ & TJ xoxo - and is a production of Native Creative Podcasts. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and tell a friend about this podcast. We ll be looking out for new episodes in the future episodes and we'll try to make them as good as possible. Thank you for listening and supporting the podcast! -EJ, Luke, TJ, Luke, and EJ, & EJ - Thank you, Ej, and thank you for your support and support the podcast. Love ya, bye. -P.S. We really appreciate it. -Ezra, and we really do appreciate it, thank you, bye, bye! -Merry Christmas! -Tate, Jake, E.B. & E.J. . -Jude, J. & Luke <3. xo -E. :D - - Jake, Jake & Elesa, , E. & Jaden, -Budweiser, :P - E. , -Jake, K. & Jake, . . . , Jake, B. & Co. - E. -JACOB, JUICY, JACOB - J. B. - JAX, XO, SONGS, JAYE, & J. P. & K. BUDWEIS -SORRY, P. BOB, BOBWEISER, JAMIE, & JARED, JAXE, BOB WEBBAKE, JUDGE, P. M.
Transcript
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A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
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Cool. Bro, there were two trains you got on the wrong one.
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Now, all these small cameras at the same time, you can buy tickets from the guy in the car.
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We're not in fucking Western Europe anymore.
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The Czech guy came and he said, oh, we don't have masks.
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They're not homos here. They also reopened the food cart.
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We can get beers. Only the Germans are like, oh, we're scared.
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So it's concluded. The Germans are pussies.
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Pussies! It's concluded. The Czechs reopened the food cart, said take your masks off, and gave us our fucking beers.
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It was an emergency meeting. This was very good. This was an emergency.
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You don't want to be here. They're trying to oppress us and stop us living our lives.
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Nobody likes you. I have friends in the Czech Republic who will destroy you.
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And you're going to fucking drink like you're in the Czech Republic.
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I mean, you can't drink like you're in fucking San Francisco.
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Ooh, I had half a Budweiser last week, bro.
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I'm so drunk. Hey, man, I played six rounds of beer pong with my buddy.
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I had to have two sips. Oh, man, I got a pounding headache.
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So, they ran out of beer, but they do have cider.
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You know what? I bet Luke loves a fucking cider, doesn't he?
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You know, mister, I don't really like alcoholic drinks.
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I bet he fucking loves it. It's the same alcohol as beer, isn't it?
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I'm going to remind myself, I haven't had a cider in a fucking year.
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Remind myself about cider and I'm going to guarantee you that Luke loves it.
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He's gonna fucking love cider. Do I like- He's gonna fucking love cider.
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It's like juice. Finish your can, you cunt.
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Finish your can, you cunt. Finish your can, you cunt.
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Finish your can, you cunt. So I finish the piss, and then I get- Piss?
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If a Czech guy was here, he'd punch you in the face.
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I don't know what this is. That's- Budweiser stole their name from Budvar, which was a Czech beer that's like 100 years older than Budweiser.
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And then they sued Budweiser, and Budweiser had to pay him.
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Yeah, but you're an American. Finish it and drink your cider.
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Suck back the bubbles. Alright, down to zero.
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When I verify the can's empty, you get your cider.
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The bubbles. I'll tell you what, he'd like more than cider.
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Nah, I think he'll love his cider. Nah, he will.
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He'll love his cider. Finish your fucking- He's never had a fucking apple cider, has he?
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You can drink a pint of cider. He's tasting it.
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No, actually, actually, people, actually, compared to that piss bullshit.
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Take a sip of this as well. Let me try this one.
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Blue English. Take a sip of this. They're English.
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Take a sip. You'll love this as well. All ciders is the same strength as beer.
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In fact, they're stronger than beer. They're from Somerset.
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This one's very good. This might be my favorite drink of all time.
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You know what? Another 4 or 5 seconds of the right hook, straight to the solar plexus.
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Yeah. I was arming up the arm, getting in the right position.
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Hey, you know, like that. I love you. Yeah. Okay.
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Maybe it was the Red Bull. It's got something to sort you out.
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You need to have body packed and ready at all times.
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Oh, you don't want brekkie. Do you have any body in your bag?
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No. What kind of man doesn't have body in his bag?
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We don't care. Oh, sorry for packing mobile body.
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But I remember this glass. We are in the Czech Republic.
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And the color of this liquid. Cheers to you too.
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I remember what it tastes like. It's like pine.
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He thinks I haven't had this before. I've had it before.
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I remember now. Oh, I want to have a nice little relaxing drink with my cousin.
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And suddenly, what? You're too good to drink a bit.
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Tristan, think about it. You're too cool to drink with me.
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Luke's too cool to hang out with me and drink with me.
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No, but we agree I've had this once in my life.
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It's too cool to drink with you guys. Yet I somehow remember that this is pine.
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Na zdrave, ciao. Na zdrave, ciao. Na zdrave. Luke, what's your magic eye?
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Why are we on a boat? It's in all forms of transport.
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We're on a boat. We're gonna have dinner on a boat.
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It's for Europe. As soon as you walk on the boat, you have to.