Tate Speech - December 12, 2024


Ho Ho Huracan | Tate Confidential Ep 267


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Length

28 minutes

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3,771

Sentence count

535

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Misogyny

13

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Toxicity

117

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Hate speech

26

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Tristan and Kristen finally get out of the house for the first time in months and go to pick up a lighter, cigars and coffee at the local DuPont's. Unfortunately, they don't have any of the stuff they need.

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00:00:00.000 *music* Tristan, we are finally out of the house, sir.
00:00:17.000 We have been locked up in that house for months, and I'll be honest with you, this kind of feels weird.
00:00:21.000 We're going straight back.
00:00:22.000 I just have to pick up my new lighter.
00:00:24.000 Well, something's better than nothing, I suppose.
00:00:26.000 Yeah, I'm going to go pick up my new lighter, pick up some cigars, and then I'm going to go straight home.
00:00:30.000 You don't even need a new lighter.
00:00:31.000 We don't even go out anymore to flex the lighters.
00:00:34.000 This one is special.
00:00:35.000 I'm going to keep it in my bedroom next to my bed.
00:00:37.000 Okay, it must be special because you don't even do that with the casino lighter.
00:00:40.000 No, it is special.
00:00:42.000 You haven't actually told me what it is.
00:00:44.000 What are we picking up?
00:00:44.000 I know it's a lighter, but that's all I know.
00:00:46.000 It's a lighter.
00:00:47.000 It's a device that makes fire that you use to light cigarettes and cigars. 1.00
00:00:51.000 No shit, Sherlock. 0.99
00:00:52.000 Yeah, I know. 0.99
00:00:52.000 It's really, really cool. 0.99
00:00:53.000 No shit! 0.97
00:00:54.000 What type of lighter is it? 1.00
00:00:56.000 What type?
00:00:57.000 Oh, it's one that makes fire.
00:00:58.000 Oh my gosh.
00:01:00.000 You'll like it.
00:01:01.000 Alright.
00:01:01.000 I think you'll like it.
00:01:02.000 I ordered it ages ago.
00:01:05.000 Alright, we'll see.
00:01:07.000 Kristen, do you remember how it feels to walk outside of the house? 0.97
00:01:10.000 Yeah, it sucks.
00:01:11.000 I miss my house. 0.84
00:01:12.000 I don't know if I can make it on the outside, baby.
00:01:15.000 I'm institutionalized.
00:01:16.000 Fully institutionalized.
00:01:18.000 Jailman for life.
00:01:19.000 I'll pick up that layer.
00:01:34.000 I'll buy a few cigars as well.
00:01:35.000 Sure.
00:01:36.000 And then I'll pop it back home.
00:01:37.000 Let's see what else you want.
00:01:42.000 What is it?
00:01:44.000 It's a miter and ashtray set.
00:01:48.000 I know, but DuPonts always have themes.
00:01:50.000 What is the theme?
00:01:51.000 No idea.
00:01:53.000 So you came in to buy cigars, and someone already bought you cigars?
00:01:56.000 Yes, someone already bought me cigars.
00:01:58.000 Cool.
00:01:58.000 Well, I'll buy another box as well while I'm here, and then my new lighter's here as well.
00:02:03.000 Of course.
00:02:04.000 It's beautiful.
00:02:06.000 So, Tristan, I have something good for you, some new...
00:02:15.000 These are new, yeah?
00:02:16.000 Yeah, these are new.
00:02:17.000 Okay, I'll take a box of these.
00:02:19.000 Thank you.
00:02:20.000 And then give me some normal ones.
00:02:22.000 Some H upnets. 1.00
00:02:26.000 Magnum 54s or Connoisseurs, anything like that.
00:02:29.000 Perfect.
00:02:30.000 One box.
00:02:30.000 Appreciate it.
00:02:31.000 I'll take that box as well.
00:02:32.000 We did a receipt from a long time.
00:02:33.000 Yeah, I know.
00:02:35.000 I've been busy locked in my house working.
00:02:39.000 And that's enough for today.
00:02:40.000 I've got that box.
00:02:41.000 These two boxes.
00:02:46.000 Oh, very cool.
00:02:48.000 Very cool.
00:02:49.000 Wonderful.
00:02:51.000 Wonderful, wonderful.
00:02:52.000 Hello.
00:02:53.000 Could I please have this as well while we're at it?
00:02:57.000 Yes.
00:02:59.000 Leave the house and all of a sudden you're in a money-spending mood.
00:03:02.000 I haven't spent money in ages.
00:03:03.000 I'm rich.
00:03:04.000 You did just buy a boat.
00:03:06.000 I ordered a boat.
00:03:07.000 I only paid the deposit of four million dollars.
00:03:11.000 Yeah, I'll take these two as well.
00:03:12.000 Yeah.
00:03:13.000 The Casablanca.
00:03:15.000 Beautiful!
00:03:17.000 Now we're talking.
00:03:18.000 Santa brought your DuPont.
00:03:19.000 This is a lighter, baby.
00:03:21.000 Oh my gosh.
00:03:23.000 I'm sorry, my dad.
00:03:23.000 Got it, bro.
00:03:24.000 No problem.
00:03:27.000 It's lighter Break anything fragile Fragili.
00:03:41.000 Fragili?
00:03:42.000 Oh, that's Romanian.
00:03:44.000 You didn't get the joke.
00:03:45.000 Hopefully someone will.
00:03:47.000 Ah, Fragili!
00:03:50.000 It must be Italian! 0.97
00:03:53.000 Some coffee?
00:03:54.000 Uh, no, I'm okay for coffee.
00:03:56.000 I'm perfectly fine.
00:03:57.000 Some water?
00:03:58.000 No, no, no.
00:03:58.000 I'm perfectly good.
00:03:59.000 I've never seen you turn down coffee.
00:04:01.000 We're in a hurry.
00:04:02.000 We're in a hurry after I get this.
00:04:04.000 You're a slow coffee drinker now.
00:04:06.000 You can't just pound one like you always do.
00:04:09.000 I hope we put it back well.
00:04:13.000 Beautiful.
00:04:15.000 Now we're talking.
00:04:18.000 So this is the display stand.
00:04:22.000 This is where the lighter sits.
00:04:25.000 Emperor Napoleon.
00:04:28.000 This is awesome.
00:04:29.000 You know it, baby.
00:04:33.000 Alright, that looks pretty epic.
00:04:34.000 It is, isn't it?
00:04:37.000 He looks like Joaquin Phoenix. 0.98
00:04:40.000 just shut up baby Wow Alright, I understand now. 0.97
00:04:54.000 Yep, pretty nice. 0.99
00:04:55.000 What's DuPont's tagline?
00:04:57.000 Be exceptional.
00:04:59.000 Alright, that's fitting.
00:05:02.000 And this one?
00:05:03.000 How much did Mr. Napoleon cost?
00:05:05.000 I think about 17,000 euros, something like this.
00:05:09.000 What?
00:05:09.000 I don't know.
00:05:10.000 I don't know how much it cost.
00:05:11.000 I forgot.
00:05:12.000 I remember, he told me when I ordered it, but now it's 20,000 euros.
00:05:15.000 20,000 euros.
00:05:16.000 Even better.
00:05:17.000 Even better.
00:05:19.000 You got a coffee after all.
00:05:22.000 Stay powerful.
00:05:25.000 I would join you, but I don't consume caffeine past 1 p.m.
00:05:29.000 Are you trying to upset me?
00:05:35.000 I have to admit.
00:05:36.000 You have to admit.
00:05:37.000 When I see something sick, I will give credit where credit is due.
00:05:40.000 You're going to buy a 20,000 euro lighter.
00:05:42.000 That's definitely worth the money.
00:05:43.000 That's the one you're going to get.
00:05:44.000 Oh, I mean, that's the one you're going to get, of course.
00:05:46.000 Emperor Napoleon with his royal crest on it, his face on one side, and a solid bronze display stand.
00:05:52.000 Christmas came early.
00:05:56.000 It's Christmas time, T. Yep.
00:05:59.000 Christmas time.
00:06:01.000 It's the most wonderful time of the year. 1.00
00:06:04.000 Shut up, baby. 1.00
00:06:05.000 That's a psyop. 1.00
00:06:06.000 It's fucking cold and grey. 0.99
00:06:08.000 July in the summer on my yacht will be the most wonderful time of the year. 0.99
00:06:13.000 But nothing beats Christmas time, Tee.
00:06:15.000 Everything beats Christmas time.
00:06:18.000 Tristan, I can already tell that you're getting into the Christmas spirit.
00:06:22.000 Why?
00:06:22.000 You're buying yourself gifts.
00:06:24.000 I ordered this four months ago.
00:06:27.000 You just seem like you're getting into the Christmas spirit.
00:06:30.000 It's time for hosting parties.
00:06:33.000 Roasting marshmallows, caroling out in the snow.
00:06:36.000 I have no friends.
00:06:37.000 I hate carols.
00:06:38.000 You don't have any friends.
00:06:39.000 I do agree with that.
00:06:41.000 So who am I going to host for a party?
00:06:42.000 You.
00:06:43.000 When we eat dinner together every night anyway.
00:06:45.000 I'll join your party.
00:06:46.000 You're not invited.
00:06:49.000 I'm just going to have to crash your Christmas party.
00:06:52.000 I need to make you a stalking for Christmas this year.
00:06:55.000 Leave me alone.
00:06:57.000 It's Christmas, T. I have no interest in Christmas. 0.96
00:07:02.000 You are the Grinch. 0.51
00:07:03.000 I know. 0.98
00:07:05.000 If anyone is the human form of the Grinch, it's you.
00:07:10.000 Oh my god.
00:07:12.000 And that's the opposite of the Grinch.
00:07:14.000 You know, I should have smelled a setup when you started asking me about Christmas.
00:07:21.000 I love this. 1.00
00:07:25.000 Fuck out of the road. 1.00
00:07:27.000 Fuck, I'm leaving the car here. 1.00
00:07:29.000 *laughs* Merry Christmas! 1.00
00:07:37.000 Goodwill to all men! 1.00
00:07:38.000 What is this shit? 1.00
00:07:39.000 It's Christmas! 1.00
00:07:41.000 It's not!
00:07:42.000 It's just December!
00:07:43.000 Aren't you happy?
00:07:44.000 What month is Christmas in?
00:07:46.000 December!
00:07:48.000 You got it!
00:07:49.000 Merry Christmas!
00:07:51.000 Not your present!
00:07:52.000 What have you done to the house?
00:07:54.000 Not your present!
00:07:56.000 A Christmas present!
00:08:02.000 The caveat.
00:08:03.000 First, you have to admit that I made the house look very Christmassy. 0.99
00:08:06.000 Did you do the fucking inside as well? 0.99
00:08:08.000 Tristan, it would be truly asinine for me to decorate the entire entirety of our house. 0.99
00:08:19.000 Christmassy.
00:08:22.000 Goodwill to all men.
00:08:23.000 You're gonna love your present.
00:08:24.000 I promise.
00:08:26.000 You're gonna love it.
00:08:27.000 It's Christmas! 1.00
00:08:28.000 What the fuck have you done? 1.00
00:08:29.000 Are you happy? 1.00
00:08:31.000 I've done Christmas!
00:08:32.000 Look!
00:08:33.000 It's Christmas for us now.
00:08:35.000 Look what I've done.
00:08:36.000 I've done Christmas.
00:08:36.000 A month of this.
00:08:40.000 Goodwill to all men.
00:08:41.000 You know where they are next to Christmas decorations?
00:08:43.000 I'm sure.
00:08:44.000 My room.
00:08:45.000 Wait, wait, wait.
00:08:46.000 Go take a present first.
00:08:47.000 Wait, go take a present.
00:08:48.000 Did you get his room?
00:08:49.000 I hope you got his room.
00:08:50.000 Goodwill to all men! 1.00
00:08:52.000 Give me the fucking box. 0.99
00:08:53.000 Two wheels of all men. 1.00
00:08:54.000 Ah, the Christmas lights are getting worse.
00:09:11.000 I guess that's because you're being a Scrooge.
00:09:13.000 So you ruin the present.
00:09:15.000 But don't worry.
00:09:16.000 We got a whole month of this.
00:09:18.000 I'll make sure you have a cigarette at some point.
00:09:21.000 Goodwill to all men!
00:09:23.000 Merry Christmas!
00:09:24.000 Enjoy house arrest!
00:09:24.000 - All right, guys, we're going back out. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. we're going back out. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
00:09:59.000 Did you buy that Lambo Outsider or was that a guest? 0.97
00:10:18.000 Oh yeah, I bought it.
00:10:19.000 The green one?
00:10:22.000 Yes, Christmas.
00:10:23.000 Green is Christmas.
00:10:25.000 No.
00:10:26.000 I've actually never seen you drive a Lambo.
00:10:28.000 You've not had a Lambo in a long time. 1.00
00:10:29.000 Yeah, I do.
00:10:30.000 I took my last one.
00:10:31.000 I think I'll call it four or five Lambos. 0.68
00:10:34.000 You look so excited.
00:10:35.000 Andrew, tis the season to be jolly.
00:10:39.000 It's Christmas.
00:10:41.000 Yeah, so I got a green Lambo.
00:10:43.000 For the decoration of the house, I want a green car.
00:10:45.000 Because we had the red Lada last year, so now I've got a green car.
00:10:48.000 Green, red.
00:10:48.000 We'll be right back.
00:11:18.000 We'll be right back.
00:11:38.000 Yeah, it's Christmas.
00:11:40.000 I had to buy myself something. 1.00
00:11:48.000 No one buys me shit. 1.00
00:11:49.000 Too rich. 1.00
00:11:52.000 I had to do something Christmassy, you know?
00:11:55.000 Merry Christmas to me. - Is it a coincidence that the police showed up right after you got a new Lambo? 0.77
00:12:18.000 I'll fucking show it to them. 0.99
00:12:19.000 We'll show it to them. 1.00
00:12:21.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:12:21.000 What the fuck are you going to do? 1.00
00:12:22.000 Come take it. 1.00
00:12:23.000 Can I buy another one?
00:12:25.000 No business.
00:12:26.000 Who's here?
00:12:27.000 Your mates. 1.00
00:12:29.000 Yeah, fucking fuck you. 1.00
00:12:30.000 Take my Lambo. 1.00
00:12:30.000 I don't give a shit. 1.00
00:12:31.000 What's all your Lambo? 1.00
00:12:32.000 What's that?
00:12:32.000 Wait, what's that?
00:12:34.000 change Happy birthday to you You're not singing to make me happy.
00:12:57.000 You're singing to annoy you.
00:12:59.000 It's a different kind of sound.
00:13:01.000 Happy birthday to Andrew.
00:13:06.000 Happy birthday to you.
00:13:08.000 You're not singing to make me happy.
00:13:10.000 You should have walked in trumpeting it.
00:13:12.000 Alright, be right back.
00:13:14.000 It's technically not your birthday yet.
00:13:15.000 It's like in two minutes, so I can't play the trumpet again.
00:13:17.000 He will come to the cell phone.
00:13:19.000 Well, I ordered a yacht for his birthday that I certainly won't be using for myself.
00:13:25.000 And it's your birthday.
00:13:31.000 Who is this?
00:13:37.000 Who sent me this?
00:13:41.000 What is it?
00:13:43.000 Thank you.
00:13:54.000 A letter of some sort.
00:13:55.000 I just don't know where it's from.
00:13:58.000 Happy birthday.
00:13:59.000 I want to...
00:14:01.000 Okay, some girl in love with me.
00:14:03.000 Thanks.
00:14:04.000 A rose.
00:14:04.000 That's nice.
00:14:07.000 What do we have here?
00:14:13.000 Gee, we have to get him for your birthday.
00:14:14.000 For his birthday.
00:14:15.000 Aha! 0.94
00:14:16.000 Peep show!
00:14:18.000 Which, of course, only the English people know is the best show I've ever made.
00:14:22.000 Mark Corrigan.
00:14:25.000 Nothing you want is ever going to happen.
00:14:27.000 That's the real world.
00:14:29.000 Absolutely true.
00:14:31.000 And candy.
00:14:32.000 Amazing.
00:14:33.000 Thank you very much.
00:14:34.000 You made me happy.
00:14:35.000 I'm eating right now.
00:14:35.000 Sour straws.
00:14:36.000 Thank you.
00:14:36.000 Would you like one?
00:14:37.000 Heck yeah.
00:14:38.000 You're not allowed on.
00:14:40.000 I actually wanted one.
00:14:41.000 For my birthday, I want to deny you things.
00:14:44.000 My present is giving you none on my birthday.
00:14:47.000 Do you remember what I got you last year for your birthday?
00:14:49.000 Do you remember?
00:14:50.000 No.
00:14:52.000 I got you the same thing this year that I got you last year.
00:14:54.000 Well, undesirable company.
00:14:56.000 A cigarette.
00:14:59.000 Happy birthday.
00:15:02.000 If I reach out and you snatch it from me...
00:15:04.000 Bailey.
00:15:05.000 How can I snatch it if I'm holding it?
00:15:07.000 You're gonna try and pull your hand away.
00:15:08.000 I won't.
00:15:09.000 You will.
00:15:09.000 It's your birthday.
00:15:11.000 Happy birthday.
00:15:14.000 You still can't have any candy.
00:15:17.000 Andrew, look.
00:15:17.000 The police came to tell you happy birthday.
00:15:24.000 Super nicer than actually.
00:15:27.000 I wonder if they got you for your birthday.
00:15:32.000 And a rest warrant.
00:15:36.000 Knowing my luck?
00:15:38.000 Probably.
00:15:40.000 83 years old today.
00:15:48.000 He's an old man. 0.97
00:15:48.000 He's an old man Their souls have been fucked out so there's no one there's no We're gonna start that again Happy birthday to you. 0.97
00:16:02.000 Happy birthday to you. 0.99
00:16:08.000 Happy birthday to Andrew.
00:16:15.000 Happy birthday to you. 0.94
00:16:20.000 Are you 83 or is Christy retarded? 0.97
00:16:24.000 He's 83. He is an old man. 0.99
00:16:28.000 He's 83. You're not singing for my happiness.
00:16:32.000 You're singing to annoy me.
00:16:33.000 No, I'm singing for your pure joy and happiness, actually.
00:16:36.000 Look, you're smiling.
00:16:37.000 You're singing at me to annoy me.
00:16:39.000 Happy birthday to you.
00:16:44.000 Happy birthday to you!
00:16:47.000 Make a wish.
00:16:48.000 Happy birthday!
00:16:49.000 I wish you all to stop singing.
00:16:51.000 I wish that's what I wish.
00:16:52.000 Happy birthday to you!
00:16:56.000 I appreciate it.
00:16:56.000 Thank you.
00:16:57.000 Blow out the candles.
00:16:58.000 Make a wish.
00:16:59.000 No, no, no.
00:16:59.000 Make a wish, Andrew.
00:17:01.000 No cake.
00:17:03.000 We're done.
00:17:07.000 I've upgraded my poker tactics for tonight.
00:17:09.000 Tonight, on Andrew's birthday, I'm gonna be unbeatable.
00:17:13.000 I'll be the luckiest man at the table and you won't be able to stop me.
00:17:16.000 What is your secret tactic?
00:17:18.000 Let's try to find out.
00:17:19.000 Andrew, what'd you get for your birthday?
00:17:28.000 Yeah.
00:17:30.000 A PS5. You gonna play a PS5 now?
00:17:34.000 I already had a PS5. Bet you never play.
00:17:38.000 That was such a thoughtful gift.
00:17:43.000 Anyway, Smash Bros.
00:17:45.000 Nintendo.
00:17:46.000 Where are these saggats? 1.00
00:17:49.000 Birthday SFB time.
00:17:53.000 SSB. Grindr will be there tomorrow, baby.
00:17:57.000 I'm filming.
00:17:58.000 Grindr will be there tomorrow.
00:18:00.000 I don't think everyone knows our saying.
00:18:03.000 Grindr will in fact be there tomorrow.
00:18:05.000 Yeah.
00:18:06.000 Would you ever complain at me in front of my friends on my birthday?
00:18:27.000 Bye.
00:18:28.000 Would you ever do that?
00:18:30.000 No matter what?
00:18:31.000 No, no matter what.
00:18:32.000 Cool.
00:18:33.000 Why?
00:18:34.000 I'm wondering.
00:18:37.000 - I'll just sign a blank check for Mayhem. - Thanks for the birthday dinner, Marcel.
00:18:46.000 Thanks, Steve.
00:18:46.000 Appreciate it.
00:18:48.000 Welcome back.
00:18:49.000 Very thoughtful of you.
00:18:50.000 Me and Nigel.
00:18:51.000 Thanks, Nig.
00:18:52.000 No caviar, no lobster.
00:18:54.000 You know what? 1.00
00:18:56.000 This is actually fucking better than that crap. 1.00
00:18:58.000 All that expensive shit. 1.00
00:18:59.000 This is expensive enough and it's banging. 1.00
00:19:03.000 I hate caviar.
00:19:05.000 Caviar is actually really good.
00:19:07.000 In small amounts, because it's expensive.
00:19:09.000 It wasn't expensive if you wouldn't eat it.
00:19:10.000 It's a psyop.
00:19:11.000 Oysters are actually objectively good, regardless of the price.
00:19:15.000 Caviar is a psyop.
00:19:16.000 But the more expensive the oyster is, the better.
00:19:18.000 Because the size is different.
00:19:22.000 You know what I wish for your birthday?
00:19:24.000 Yeah.
00:19:25.000 Better group of friends.
00:19:27.000 Hmm.
00:19:28.000 Too bad.
00:19:31.000 What's been the best part of your birthday so far?
00:19:33.000 Not training.
00:19:34.000 Not training?
00:19:35.000 I'm so happy that I don't train.
00:19:37.000 It's my third day off this year.
00:19:39.000 It's my third ever day without training this entire year.
00:19:42.000 I've had two days off so far.
00:19:44.000 And I felt guilty for them.
00:19:45.000 He's being filmed on January 3rd.
00:19:47.000 So guilty.
00:19:50.000 Yeah.
00:19:51.000 So guilty that the days after my days off, I trained double.
00:19:54.000 So I didn't really have a day off.
00:19:57.000 And I trained...
00:19:58.000 I did train double or triple mostly this week.
00:20:02.000 Today was thumb day.
00:20:04.000 I'm having a day off, then tomorrow I'll lift 30,000 kilos.
00:20:08.000 To make others. 1.00
00:20:11.000 Might get Manu here again and punch him in the face. 1.00
00:20:13.000 My poker technique is going to defeat all of you tonight. 1.00
00:20:16.000 You haven't got a single...
00:20:16.000 You don't even know what it could be.
00:20:17.000 You don't have a technique.
00:20:18.000 I changed the game this time. 1.00
00:20:25.000 And when you see my new style of play, you're going to say, fuck. 0.99
00:20:29.000 You're actually right. 1.00
00:20:30.000 He's going to play with his cards up.
00:20:32.000 He might do that.
00:20:33.000 He might actually play with his cards up.
00:20:37.000 But then no one will go in when you're winning.
00:20:40.000 How are you going to make money?
00:20:43.000 You don't know what technique I'm going to utilize tonight.
00:20:45.000 I'm kind of excited.
00:20:48.000 I mean, you're kind of scared.
00:20:49.000 Maybe a little bit. 1.00
00:20:52.000 When you see it, you're going to be like, fuck! 1.00
00:20:56.000 I was not prepared for that level of game. 0.99
00:21:01.000 Alright, here's the rules for the rest of my birthday. 0.99
00:21:03.000 It should have been a rule from the beginning, but all you faggots were obviously scared. 1.00
00:21:06.000 Everyone has to be smoking. 1.00
00:21:08.000 All the time.
00:21:09.000 Until bed.
00:21:12.000 Cigars or shisha? 1.00
00:21:13.000 No, no, no.
00:21:15.000 You can chain smoke cigarettes.
00:21:16.000 If you're brave enough to smoke 75 cigarettes from now to bed, you deserve it. 1.00
00:21:20.000 You ain't got lit tobacco, you're a faggot. 1.00
00:21:24.000 Hey, you sit. 1.00
00:21:25.000 You're gonna need this.
00:21:30.000 Irish wishing star.
00:21:31.000 What is it?
00:21:32.000 It's an Irish wishing star.
00:21:37.000 Why do you have Irish wishing star?
00:21:39.000 That's your good luck card.
00:21:41.000 Put it from home.
00:21:42.000 I was in Dublin this morning.
00:21:44.000 Thank you.
00:21:47.000 The problem is, when he dresses like that, his stat keeps doubling and doubling.
00:21:53.000 There's no way I do it two times in a row.
00:21:57.000 Yes!
00:21:57.000 It's his birthday bro!
00:21:59.000 Make it fucking fun! 0.99
00:22:03.000 Are you calling him blind? 1.00
00:22:04.000 You're going to look at your cards first.
00:22:06.000 Oh, I'm going to look at them.
00:22:08.000 Yusuf the Looker they call them.
00:22:10.000 I'm boring compared to me.
00:22:13.000 Marcel wins!
00:22:17.000 All in blind.
00:22:18.000 Tristan, is your trick going to work today?
00:22:27.000 No, I'm going to work.
00:22:29.000 Ha ha.
00:22:33.000 The Irish Stone will not help you. 0.72
00:22:35.000 Neither will the whiskey.
00:22:36.000 I'm not Irish enough because I've been drinking.
00:22:40.000 8pm.
00:22:40.000 So if they drink at your pace, by 11, everyone's going to be slumping, not playing.
00:22:46.000 I've mentioned drinking loads.
00:22:48.000 We've now had one drink per game.
00:22:51.000 I'm just saying.
00:22:52.000 You can do whatever you want.
00:22:54.000 But if I check the clock at 10.45 and everyone's like...
00:22:56.000 We've had a single drink per game. 1.00
00:23:01.000 Plus, after midnight, we know you shit. 1.00
00:23:05.000 We've had one drink per game. 1.00
00:23:07.000 That's what we've had, alright?
00:23:09.000 One.
00:23:10.000 Per game.
00:23:12.000 I'm usually a six minimum.
00:23:13.000 You're lucky I don't drink, because the amount of drunken sparring would be hilarious.
00:23:17.000 Drunken master.
00:23:18.000 No, I'm not even trying to drink, though.
00:23:21.000 Drunken sparring would be good, because I can't control the power of my shots. 0.95
00:23:24.000 I'd still land them, but I can't pull them and make sure they don't do too much damage, so they'd just be straight busted eyes and shit. 0.98
00:23:29.000 As long as you're not drinking. 0.98
00:23:31.000 No, that's what I'm saying.
00:23:31.000 If I was drinking, it'd be drunken master, and I'd be dumping around saying I'm the drunken master.
00:23:34.000 It'd be funny.
00:23:36.000 Swinging wild.
00:23:37.000 Marcel!
00:23:38.000 Marcel!
00:23:41.000 Oh, what was that?
00:23:41.000 What was that tea?
00:23:42.000 All in blind.
00:23:43.000 All in blind?
00:23:44.000 I'm all in blind. 1.00
00:23:45.000 You're fucked. 1.00
00:23:45.000 All in? 1.00
00:23:46.000 You're fucked. 1.00
00:23:47.000 I'm all in blind. 1.00
00:23:48.000 Play it out.
00:23:49.000 All in blind for both?
00:23:50.000 These are mine, yeah?
00:23:51.000 All in blind.
00:23:52.000 I'm all in blind. 1.00
00:23:53.000 Oh, you're fucked. 1.00
00:23:54.000 Andrew's got it. 1.00
00:23:55.000 I'm all in blind.
00:23:57.000 Andrew's got it.
00:23:59.000 Boom! 0.99
00:24:00.000 Andrew's got it.
00:24:01.000 You got full?
00:24:02.000 Two pair. 0.93
00:24:03.000 Andrew's got it!
00:24:04.000 What did I tell you?
00:24:05.000 No way!
00:24:06.000 What did I tell you?
00:24:06.000 No way!
00:24:08.000 Because I have a flush, but you got a higher one.
00:24:10.000 Yeah, queen, higher one.
00:24:11.000 Boom! 0.99
00:24:11.000 What did I say? 0.99
00:24:13.000 I felt the energy!
00:24:13.000 I felt the energy!
00:24:15.000 Hey, I'm still in the game!
00:24:16.000 I felt the energy!
00:24:18.000 Still in the game!
00:24:18.000 What did I say?
00:24:20.000 I said he's hot right now, bro. 0.99
00:24:22.000 You wanna come outside, nigger? 1.00
00:24:23.000 Bro, I had a flush! 1.00
00:24:24.000 On an all in blind. 1.00
00:24:25.000 You Irish bitch. 1.00
00:24:28.000 What do you want to do you Irish bitch? 1.00
00:24:30.000 Let's go. 1.00
00:24:32.000 16,000.
00:24:34.000 There's no road back.
00:24:35.000 17,000.
00:24:37.000 Okay, so give me 50. Give me two greens.
00:24:42.000 All in blind!
00:24:45.000 You're going all in blind again. 1.00
00:24:46.000 All in fucking blind! 1.00
00:24:47.000 You know what it is? 1.00
00:24:48.000 It's time to lose the Blackie Stone. 1.00
00:24:51.000 Chris, get another whiskey!
00:24:53.000 Irish whiskey immediately!
00:24:54.000 No, Scotch whiskey, that's all I got.
00:24:58.000 So I'm winning this one, I'm winning the next one, and I got it.
00:25:01.000 Let's go!
00:25:02.000 Andrew's going to be surprised how many yellows he loses this round. 0.99
00:25:07.000 Andrew, I got the luck of the Irish on me side. 0.96
00:25:10.000 You can't beat me.
00:25:12.000 Father, why are you so sad upon this Easter morn?
00:25:18.000 When Irishmen are proud and glad of the land that they were born?
00:25:26.000 All in blood!
00:25:29.000 Let's go!
00:25:30.000 Six, nine, eight!
00:25:30.000 - Hey, boom.
00:25:31.000 - Hey.
00:25:32.000 - What you got, Ferg? 1.00
00:25:36.000 - You're fucking toast. 1.00
00:25:37.000 - Am I? 1.00
00:25:38.000 - Yeah. - I'm toast. - Straight. - Straight with a seven. - Shit, I got triple eights. - Lucky funders, five, six, seven, eight, nine. - Bro, green niggers always lose to black niggers. 1.00
00:25:53.000 Ah, it was a good game, it was a good game. 1.00
00:25:56.000 Can't wait for another one.
00:25:58.000 Merry Christmas!
00:26:21.000 I know you're thinking it's not Christmas yet, but it will be soon.
00:26:24.000 Think how quickly this year has disappeared.
00:26:26.000 And what have you achieved this year? 0.99
00:26:28.000 Fucking nothing. 0.99
00:26:28.000 So time disappears quickly and before you know it, it will be Christmas Day. 0.99
00:26:32.000 And I know you're wondering, what will you open on Christmas Day that will make you happy?
00:26:36.000 Why don't you get something you want for once?
00:26:38.000 And it's for that reason, TopeG.com is going to have a fantastic brand new push of products this December.
00:26:44.000 Need to order them now to get them on Christmas Day. 0.99
00:26:46.000 We have Fireblood, which I've previously explained has all the vitamins and minerals you need to stop being a pussy. 1.00
00:26:51.000 We have boxing gloves, we have the comic books, all perfect for your nephews, your younger brothers. 0.98
00:26:56.000 We have the t-shirts, built different for the kind of people who buy yachts while under house arrest.
00:27:00.000 But I thought, because I am Top G, and the G stands for generous, and I want you to be able to buy every single person you know a gift from TopG.com, what do you buy for all the people who pretend they don't like me?
00:27:11.000 That's right, because everybody actually likes me.
00:27:13.000 Nobody genuinely dislikes me.
00:27:15.000 They just pretend to dislike.
00:27:17.000 So for this reason, I've created the I Love Andrew Tate Fan Club.
00:27:21.000 If you go to topg.com, you can buy this brand new design of t-shirt.
00:27:25.000 That's right.
00:27:25.000 You know your auntie who says you shouldn't listen to me?
00:27:28.000 She'd love one of these.
00:27:29.000 Or your ex-girlfriend, who said you became too misogynistic after listening to my videos. 0.99
00:27:33.000 She started crying her eyes out saying you wouldn't let her have sex with other men anymore. 1.00
00:27:37.000 That bitch. 1.00
00:27:37.000 Remember her? 1.00
00:27:38.000 She love one of these t-shirts.
00:27:40.000 Cause secretly she loves me.
00:27:41.000 She pretends she doesn't, but these women get naked at night and watch my videos and touch themselves. 1.00
00:27:46.000 I know they do. 1.00
00:27:46.000 Lucy from the BBC, fucking send her one. 1.00
00:27:49.000 And as an extra bonus, as an added bonus cause the G stands for generous, any time you buy one of these t-shirts from topg.com, there's gonna be a box. 0.97
00:27:57.000 Where you can put in an email address.
00:27:59.000 And any email address you put in there will be subscribed to the brand new I Love Andrew Tate Fan Club.
00:28:05.000 And I'm going to write a brand new misogynistic email that I send every single day.
00:28:09.000 So not only does your aunt get this t-shirt, she also gets misogynistic emails directly from me.
00:28:14.000 The I Love Andrew Tate Fan Club, for all the people who pretend to not like me, and all the people who admit they do like me, can buy built different t-shirts, all available at topg.com.