Tate Speech - HORSE CARRIAGE VODKA IN VIENNA | Tate Confidential Ep. 71

In this episode, we talk about our trip to Europe and how we ended up on a boat. We also talk about how much money we have in the bank and how dumb dorks are on social media. We talk about what it's like to be in a failed society and how people are a bunch of dorks. And we talk a little bit about a car accident we had in the middle of the night and how it almost got us in trouble with the police. We also get into the details of our first night in Eastern Europe and the crazy things we've been drinking in the city of Vienna, Austria. Enjoy the episode and spread the word to your friends and family about this podcast. Peace, Love, and a Happy New Year! -Tate and Luke Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. If you like what you hear, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and tell a friend about our podcast. We'll be sure to make sure to include it in future episodes. Thank you so much for all the support, love, support, and support. Timestamps: 0:00 - What are you listening to this podcast? 1:30 - What do you think of it? 2:00- What is your thoughts? 3:15 - How much money does it take? 4: What are we spending? 5:40 - How do you love money? 6:10 - What does it feel like to you're a dork? 7:00 8:20 - What kind of money do you need? 9: How much do you want to have? 11:00 + 10:00 Should you have it? / 10:30 12:30 + 13:00+ - What is a good day? 15:00 Is it possible to have it better than someone else have it all? 16:00 Do you love it better? 17:00 Can I have it more than that? 18:00 Does it all be better than that much? 21: What do they have it like that you can have it's not enough? 19:10 22: Is it a good thing? 25:00 / 15:40 20:40 + 15:30 Is it just a little more than you can I have enough money to earn?

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!

00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.

00:00:20.000 I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.

00:00:49.000 That solves that car problem pretty quick.

00:00:52.000 Let me tell them what happened.

00:00:53.000 Tell them. On my Instagram, I put a video of me and Luke thinking we were funny running from the German police.

00:00:59.000 Ah, a speed gun. They got someone.

00:01:02.000 Here's a speed gun in his hand.

00:01:04.000 He must have got someone.

00:01:09.000 They're going? I have no clue.

00:01:16.000 I don't know. No, that must be this time.

00:01:19.000 No, no. Also, that definitely means go straight ahead.

00:01:26.000 No problems. Don't chase me.

00:01:30.000 Nobody likes us.

00:01:31.000 Nobody likes us.

00:01:33.000 We don't care. We don't care.

00:01:36.000 We thought it was funny until we got to our hotel and German police were waiting for us.

00:01:40.000 And they took our cars from us.

00:01:42.000 And they said, to get your car, you have to come down to the police station and bring your ID. Which means that we're going to raise criminal charges against us and we're going to jail.

00:01:49.000 So they decided to let them keep the cars so they can crush the cars.

00:01:52.000 Move cars overnight from Bucharest to Prague and go to Prague.

00:01:56.000 The problem with Prague is it's a failed society.

00:01:59.000 I didn't know this at the time.

00:02:01.000 It's a failed society. It's failed by now.

00:02:03.000 No one's checked. No one's checked.

00:02:05.000 20 years of Western tourism has left a big stain on Prague.

00:02:08.000 So although it's Eastern Europe, it feels too Western.

00:02:11.000 So we've come to Vienna, which is still the western city, but it's the best western city.

00:02:15.000 And now we're here. That's our adventure thus far.

00:02:17.000 And we've still only spent half the money with us.

00:02:20.000 Outside of buying the cars, it's up to spend.

00:02:23.000 But all the shops here in Vienna are closed.

00:02:26.000 I have to spend more money faster.

00:02:27.000 I can't spend more. I'm buying unlimited food.

00:02:30.000 I'm spending the best places. They have a quarter million money.

00:02:33.000 I've only spent a quarter million the last time.

00:02:34.000 casino oh look at me why are we here on a boat Why are we on a boat? All forms of transport.

00:02:52.000 Supercars, trains, boats.

00:02:54.000 We're on a boat. Planes.

00:02:57.000 We're on a boat, we're gonna have dinner on a boat.

00:03:00.000 They gave us booze as we entered.

00:03:02.000 Eastern Europe. As soon as you walk on the boat, you have booze everywhere.

00:03:06.000 I know, it's whack. It's a booze life.

00:03:08.000 To be fair though, the weather is shit, so we may not make it as boat make outside. 0.97

00:03:13.000 That would make her a good take confidential. 0.95

00:03:15.000 I'll try and film as we get off.

00:03:18.000 Okay, yeah. Film with the boats. Yeah.

00:03:20.000 I would like, I challenge everyone in the world to find another person who drinks as much as me and still has my physique and can fight like I am.

00:03:26.000 It's true. Because all I do every day is boozey.

00:03:29.000 Like an alcoholic and I'm just building tanks.

00:03:34.000 I don't know how. Me neither.

00:03:37.000 Look at that little boat. 1.00

00:03:38.000 Fuck you. We can definitely board it. 1.00

00:03:41.000 We'll jump from this one to there.

00:03:43.000 Take all their waving. They wave trying to get true.

00:03:48.000 Peace. The problem with Twitter is that Twitter is actually full of fucking dorks. 1.00

00:03:53.000 Everyone on Twitter is a fucking dork. 1.00

00:03:55.000 Have you noticed this? There's always some new e-com, some fucking nerd who appears. 1.00

00:03:58.000 Hey, hey everyone, look at me and here's my wife, there's a fucking four. 1.00

00:04:03.000 And I'm making money online and I can teach you how in my course. 0.96

00:04:07.000 It's only nine dollars for only nine minutes. 1.00

00:04:09.000 They're a fucking bunch of geeks. 1.00

00:04:11.000 They're a bunch of fucking nerds. 1.00

00:04:13.000 I hate money to earn. I hate the manager. 1.00

00:04:14.000 They're all fucking dorks. 1.00

00:04:16.000 The amount of time I click on someone's profile that says six-figure business owner. 1.00

00:04:20.000 One, six figures ain't shit. 1.00

00:04:21.000 They got a hundred grand a year of stuff and I spent that month on fucking cigars. 1.00

00:04:24.000 Two, you're lying. 1.00

00:04:28.000 Three, you're a bitch! 1.00

00:04:30.000 I just want to get my hands around their neck. 1.00

00:04:32.000 I can't wait until I eventually meet one of these dorks. 1.00

00:04:34.000 Hey, Andrew, hey, Andrew, I'm a six-thinger, but I'm like, fuck, what a fuck! 1.00

00:04:38.000 I'm so strange! Where's your imaginary money now, you little fuck? 1.00

00:04:44.000 I'm going to strangle him as far as I can with all my fucking human power. 1.00

00:04:47.000 I'm just going to... Refer to this poor wife, he's going to die. 1.00

00:04:51.000 And then she's going to come home with me. 1.00

00:04:53.000 So you can tell me again about your fucking imaginary internet business. 1.00

00:04:56.000 We're all fucking worms. The amount of guys on there are constantly talking about mindset. 1.00

00:05:00.000 Hey man, you need to really go to gym.

00:05:02.000 Mindset. You can believe in yourself.

00:05:04.000 You're all pussies. Meet me in the cage. 1.00

00:05:07.000 Oh no, I don't do that. I'm too busy to my Gumroad fucking PDF. These are your friends? 0.98

00:06:03.000 These are your friends who will be out?

00:06:07.000 What the?

00:06:10.000 What the? What the?

00:06:12.000 What the?

00:06:19.000 Nobody likes him. He doesn't care.

00:06:22.000 He doesn't care. Nobody likes him.

00:06:25.000 Police don't like him and he doesn't care.

00:06:33.000 What's happening?

00:06:40.000 What's happening is you still have a drink up and finish it.

00:06:42.000 No, that's not finished. Excuse me.

00:06:44.000 This one here is not finished. Here, pass.

00:06:47.000 Rory, pass me this drink. Pass that one. 1.00

00:06:48.000 This one is not finished.

00:06:50.000 Sorry. And who didn't finish it?

00:06:51.000 Was it you? Was it me? It was fresh food.

00:06:55.000 Drink up! What is this?

00:06:58.000 Drink it. Finish it.

00:07:00.000 Give me another one. We have more food.

00:07:02.000 Oh, another one. That's cute.

00:07:04.000 Another one. Finish! 1.00

00:07:11.000 Eliza, you move. Drink your booze. 0.98

00:07:14.000 Let the camera hear the slurping sound.

00:07:16.000 From the back of the cup, from the front of the cup.

00:07:18.000 Exhale the air in.

00:07:26.000 Inhale the booze. That'll do, pig. 1.00

00:07:33.000 Two more. Let's go. We're on pure poison. 0.99

00:07:40.000 We still don't know how much time.

00:07:42.000 We like ours.

00:07:44.000 Nobody likes ours.

00:07:45.000 We don't care.

00:07:46.000 We don't care.

00:07:47.000 You know what's next?

00:07:59.000 You you What do you mean? I know what you just said, and I kind of know what you mean.

00:08:06.000 But you can repeat it for the camera.

00:08:09.000 He knows what he wants for breakfast.

00:08:12.000 Where is the bar?

00:08:14.000 Is there a bar? We don't need to talk to the- No! 0.90

00:08:16.000 There's no bar maybe, it's the morning.

00:08:18.000 Yeah? That's why it's empty.

00:08:20.000 Good morning! Are you open? You open?

00:08:23.000 The bar is closed. Ah, what time does it open?

00:08:27.000 It doesn't open today.

00:08:29.000 Oh, okay. It was open last night.

00:08:31.000 It's only the bar, the coffee.

00:08:34.000 Upstairs, the coffee house.

00:08:36.000 Okay. Ah, alright. You serve alcoholic drinks then?

00:08:42.000 No. No problem.

00:08:46.000 No problem, bro.

00:08:47.000 I'll find a bar in the same time. We live in a civilization of tea. 0.92

00:08:51.000 Yeah, well this is, look, I'm from a country called Romania, where at any time of any day I can pour some booze, you can afford to be.

00:08:59.000 This hotel is a thousand dollars per room per night.

00:09:03.000 No booze. No booze, no.

00:09:05.000 Isn't it Sunday?

00:09:08.000 So? I think that's probably why.

00:09:10.000 Morning. The cars are okay.

00:09:14.000 The cars are okay. No problems with the cars in the park.

00:09:18.000 You wouldn't let me have vodka for breakfast.

00:09:19.000 Now, instead you want to ride around on us.

00:09:21.000 Yeah, it's nice, isn't it?

00:09:23.000 It is quite nice. You have to admit, this is very good.

00:09:25.000 But if I had a nice cold Moscow Mule in my hand...

00:09:29.000 We'd make the whole experience.

00:09:30.000 To be honest, I think this has made me an alcoholic because actually a nice big beer would be very good.

00:09:35.000 It would be. Like we had in Prague.

00:09:36.000 Exactly. Those liter beers, you've been drinking every day.

00:09:39.000 One each? Nine days.

00:09:40.000 I know. I know. I might become an alcoholic.

00:09:42.000 It's a good start. It might be the beginning of the end.

00:09:45.000 It's the beginning of the beginning.

00:09:48.000 I'm fine. I'm still alive.

00:09:50.000 It's true. I'm 32.

00:09:51.000 You've got at least nine years left.

00:09:53.000 Nine years of boozing. Boozing.

00:09:57.000 No, but this is very nice.

00:09:59.000 Vienna is much better than Prague.

00:10:00.000 Vienna is better than Prague.

00:10:02.000 Because the tourists who come here are more sophisticated.

00:10:05.000 Yeah. Prague is full of assholes. 1.00

00:10:08.000 Full of cunts. Yeah. And Vienna is beautiful. 1.00

00:10:12.000 Coffee. We must go over there.

00:10:14.000 Coffee? Lame.

00:10:16.000 Lame. Where's his beer? Our driver drinks beer.

00:10:18.000 Your driver drinks beer?

00:10:20.000 Proper way. They go over there.

00:10:23.000 We take the shortcut. Nice.

00:10:26.000 Nice. That is nice.

00:10:27.000 We have got the best driver. We do.

00:10:30.000 Coffee boy over there.

00:10:32.000 We do have the best driver. And he say it isn't possible.

00:10:35.000 Also crazy. Crazy driver. 1.00

00:10:40.000 He was my teacher at the top. 0.50

00:10:42.000 Really? Yeah.

00:10:44.000 You could teach him a thing.

00:10:45.000 Yeah, you could. Took the shortcut.

00:10:49.000 Much better than Prague. You would, though, because you're a geek.

00:10:52.000 I think you'd stay here forever. We need some Nike shoes.

00:10:55.000 We need Nike shoes, and we need to go to visit Haley's Comet.

00:10:58.000 We can all cover our faces, and we can wear the same uniform so we can travel into space.

00:11:02.000 This doesn't mean anything. That's a good idea.

00:11:04.000 What do you... You mean Nike shoes?

00:11:06.000 That would teach Luke a lesson.

00:11:08.000 We're all going to put the same Nike shoes, and we're going to cover our faces, and we're going to go visit Haley's Comet.

00:11:11.000 Yeah. What Comet?

00:11:13.000 Haley's Comet. I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

00:11:17.000 Yes, you do. I don't.

00:11:20.000 Cover our faces. Why?

00:11:22.000 Because you have to.

00:11:24.000 It's the only way to go.

00:11:26.000 It's the only way to go up there.

00:11:28.000 I know you guys aren't serious, because if we wanted to get to space, it'd be like a rocket ship, not Nike shoes and covering our faces.

00:11:34.000 We also don't know anything about space.

00:11:36.000 Exactly. Why are we in Vienna?

00:11:38.000 In the Park Hyatt Hotel.

00:11:40.000 It is a very nice hotel.

00:11:42.000 Might be the nicest hotel I've ever been in.

00:11:44.000 I'm sure it is.

00:11:46.000 I think the nicest everything you've ever done is because of me.

00:11:51.000 I believe that's probably 100% true.

00:11:54.000 Look at that! There's a fucking gold thing right there. 0.99

00:11:56.000 Why? You pick up a phone and they bring food and drinks. 0.99

00:12:02.000 It's fucking weird. 0.99

00:12:06.000 Why do you know German? 0.99

00:12:13.000 I don't know. And what are you asking for?

00:12:15.000 Stop knowing German. What are you asking for? 1.00

00:12:17.000 I asked for four Jägermeisters.

00:12:18.000 No! Stop ordering things in German.

00:12:21.000 So we're staying at a hotel because of $1,000 a day.

00:12:25.000 Per room. Per room and we're doing beer and hot dog by the way we start.

00:12:28.000 And Jägermeisters. What?

00:12:35.000 Jägermeister. What is this?

00:12:37.000 You know what it is. Why are you asking me?

00:12:39.000 It's Sunday. We've been boozing non-stop for over a week.

00:12:42.000 Well, Laurie speaks German so he decides what we have.

00:12:44.000 Drei, zwei, eins.

00:12:48.000 This doesn't mean anything. It's fake language.

00:12:51.000 I suppose French is real, is it? 1.00

00:12:55.000 And then it comes in a bottle of poison.

00:12:57.000 This is what poison... If you had poison, you bought it.

00:12:59.000 Yeah. This is what the bottle would look like.

00:13:01.000 Exactly. It never likes me.

00:13:11.000 Rory, stop speaking German.

00:13:13.000 Why? Because I'm not sure if he does speak German.

00:13:15.000 I think it's bullshit. Okay. 0.99

00:13:17.000 This is not bullshit! 0.87

00:13:20.000 This is not bullshit! 1.00

00:13:31.000 Bullshit! 1.00

00:13:33.000 Bullshit! Bullshit! 1.00

00:13:36.000 Luke has a human handen. 1.00

00:13:38.000 I know what you said.

00:13:40.000 Even I know what you said.

00:13:46.000 What are you doing now?

00:13:52.000 Luke got a cold baby hand.

Tate Speech - July 24, 2022

HORSE CARRIAGE VODKA IN VIENNA | Tate Confidential Ep. 71

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