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HOW A RICH PERSON CHARGES THEIR PHONE | Tate Confidential Ep. 47


Summary

Tristan and Andrew are in a power car and have no idea what to do with it so they take a trip to the gas station to figure out how to make money, but it turns out it's not as simple as it looks. Tristan and Andrew get into a heated argument about who's more important, their money or their identity. Andrew gets a black eye, and Tristan wants to know if it's okay to steal people's identities. This episode is sponsored by Hustlers University, and is available on all good podcasting and social media platforms. To find a list of our sponsors and show-related promo codes, go to gimlet.fm/sponsors and enter the promo code: "sponsor" at checkout to receive 10% off your first purchase. We hope you enjoy this episode, and if you leave us a five star review on Apple Podcasts, we'll give you 5 stars and tell us what you thought of it. Thank you so much for your support, we really appreciate it. XOXO. -Trevor and Andrew xoxo -TJ & Andrew xo Music: "I'm Too Effing Highlighted" by - "Feat. of the Week" by Zapsplat and "I'll Tell You How I Made $500,000 Today's Song: "Hustlers University" by: by: "Fucking Fine" by Tanya (featuring: "Goodbye" by "Trev & "I Can't Sleep Tonight" by Mr. "Thank You" by Ms. Mckay "I Don't Know What's Better Than This" by Missy (feat. & "Pt. and "This Is My Life" by "The Realest Way" Thank You For This Is How I Make $50,000 by "Podcasts" by Tom and "You Can't Have It" by Mrs. Pizzi ( ) Thanks for Your Support Us ( ) and "Praying For This Song by , , "I Love You, I'll See You, Lordy & I'll Call Me Back" by Puff and I'm Sending You Back, Thank You & I'm So Much Thank You, Please Send Us Out and I'll Hear Me Out & I Will See You Soon!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 But I'm not a girl.
00:00:22.000 I'm a girl.
00:00:43.000 Why are you whistling? Why is he whistling?
00:00:53.000 Do you think you hear this?
00:00:54.000 I think it's okay to steal people's identity, you cunt.
00:00:57.000 Who am I, Andrew? Who am I? Is that a black eye?
00:01:00.000 Is that a black eye? Yeah, because I can't block punches.
00:01:02.000 I block punches in my face. Wait.
00:01:07.000 You want to present me? Or I do?
00:01:12.000 Can someone please fetch me a water, please?
00:01:14.000 Pass me some vodka.
00:01:17.000 I'm going to drink vodka. No, I can't drink vodka.
00:01:18.000 No, if you can't, I'll cry. Pass us the vodka.
00:01:21.000 You sure you want vodka?
00:01:24.000 I want my baby hands. I don't know how I'm going to work like this.
00:01:29.000 Let's go to sleep. Nice hand.
00:01:33.000 Why don't you just lay down? Sleep my daily.
00:01:38.000 Andy, who am I? I don't even know who's who anymore.
00:01:54.000 Oh shit! My baby hair is soaky!
00:01:56.000 Text me how much I got numb!
00:01:58.000 What am I gonna do?
00:02:00.000 I'm done.
00:02:02.000 So Tristan, we found happiness!
00:02:08.000 Yeah, I can do it.
00:02:09.000 We found it!
00:02:11.000 Shit.
00:02:19.000 There's nothing to do in a power car but play Electric Avenue.
00:02:24.000 Because we found happiness.
00:02:32.000 Tristan, we're done.
00:02:34.000 We can retire now.
00:02:35.000 We found it.
00:02:40.000 Tristan, what are you doing?
00:02:43.000 Electricity's off in the house.
00:02:45.000 My phone's not on battery.
00:02:47.000 I don't want to sit by the pool.
00:02:50.000 You can't just get in your Lambo to charge your phone.
00:02:52.000 Yes, I can. I can burn petrol with my 4.8-liter engine and charge my iPhone.
00:03:00.000 Unlimited battery now.
00:03:01.000 I've got a full tank. I can sit here all day.
00:03:03.000 Is this how rich people charge their phones?
00:03:05.000 Yeah, light pack. Boom.
00:03:08.000 lack of electricity can't stop just to take.
00:03:11.000 I'm going to take a shower. I'm going to take a shower. I'm going to take a shower. I'm going to take a shower.
00:03:25.000 When you... Let me ask you a question.
00:03:45.000 When you're at the gas station and you see a dude get out and he has a fucking Lambo and a hot chick, Do you think, oh, he's a drug dealer or he's a mafia boss?
00:03:54.000 Or do you think, oh, he must be a guy who went to school, went to university and worked hard?
00:04:00.000 No one looks at the guy who's successful and thinks, oh, he went to school.
00:04:04.000 No. They look at the guy who's successful and they think, he knows something I don't.
00:04:08.000 He hacks the matrix.
00:04:09.000 Which proves that everybody knows subconsciously that school is bullshit.
00:04:14.000 And this is when I was talking to somebody when I was talking about my husband's university saying, I'll teach you how to make money.
00:04:19.000 He said, oh, I already went to school.
00:04:20.000 I said, school doesn't teach you how to make money.
00:04:22.000 School teaches you school things.
00:04:24.000 Yesterday, I made half a million dollars.
00:04:27.000 Half a million. And what's interesting about this is, if I were to try and click, let's do the math.
00:04:32.000 How long does it take me to click 50 times?
00:04:34.000 Let me get a stopwatch. I'm going to click 50 times, and we're going to see how long that takes.
00:04:38.000 Because I have a feeling that I made more money than I could click into existence yesterday.
00:04:44.000 Are you ready? Yep.
00:04:45.000 We're going to stopwatch this. And we're going to do some complicated math for everyone watching at home.
00:04:49.000 We're sitting out thinking what they're going to do.
00:04:50.000 Don't worry, it's going to make sense.
00:04:51.000 So I have to click 50 times.
00:04:52.000 All right, ready? Ten.
00:05:00.000 20, 30, 40, 50.
00:05:06.000 Right, it takes you 12.1 seconds to click 50 times.
00:05:10.000 So yesterday I made half a million dollars.
00:05:12.000 And how did I make half a million dollars?
00:05:13.000 Because Hustlers University will tell you exactly why and how I made the trades I made.
00:05:18.000 So half a million divided by 50, it's 10,000 times.
00:05:24.000 12.1 seconds times 10,000.
00:05:27.000 It means it would take me 121,000 seconds.
00:05:30.000 If each click was a dollar, it would take me 121,000 seconds to make half a million dollars.
00:05:37.000 60 is minutes.
00:05:39.000 60 is hours.
00:05:40.000 Which is 33 hours!
00:05:42.000 That means yesterday, I made more money than I could possibly make.
00:05:47.000 If I were to stay up to 24 hours straight and click, And not suffer from fatigue, and sit there for 24 hours, and every time I click I got a dollar, I still wouldn't have made as much money as I made yesterday.
00:05:59.000 That's how much money I'm making.
00:06:01.000 So when I get out of my car at the gas station, get out the Lambo, hot bitch, and they can just tell, look at me, they can tell by the way I move, I know something they don't know.
00:06:10.000 Do you think they look at me going, I bet you went to school, or look at me thinking, this guy knows hustler shit.
00:06:16.000 Hustlership. If you want to learn everything there is to know about how to make money, we're not going to talk about anything else.
00:06:23.000 Fuck subjects, studying, dropshipping, website design, no geek crap.
00:06:28.000 How to get money into your bank.
00:06:31.000 Because that's all I know.
00:06:32.000 I'm going to teach it to you inside of the Hussle Woods University.
00:06:36.000 5.30.
00:06:37.000 It's literally impossible.
00:06:40.000 I'm going to bed.
00:06:41.000 I'm depressed.
00:06:42.000 No, you'll come out the door.
00:06:44.000 It's not. It's impossible.
00:06:48.000 You guys aren't going to bed.
00:06:53.000 They're going to come out the door eventually.
00:06:56.000 I give them an hour too, bro.
00:06:58.000 They'll get super bored. Yeah, these are naps.
00:07:03.000 These aren't sleep. This isn't good night.
00:07:05.000 It's nap time.
00:07:06.000 Siesta. Yeah, we'll see.
00:07:14.000 It's midnight. It is.
00:07:16.000 You can't stop me.
00:07:18.000 Tristan. I'm tired of you.
00:07:20.000 And you guys have all quit Red Bulls because...
00:07:22.000 Yeah, we couldn't sleep.
00:07:24.000 We all felt terrible. Yeah.
00:07:26.000 So I need to do everyone's Red Bulls for them.
00:07:29.000 That's not how this works.
00:07:30.000 No one needs to do any Red Bull.
00:07:31.000 Yeah, it's midnight. You don't want any Red Bulls for them.
00:07:35.000 What's going to happen to you? Extra energy to do what?
00:07:37.000 Yeah. Go to sleep. Go to sleep with my full, utmost power.
00:07:44.000 Yeah. Tristan, this doesn't make any sense.
00:07:48.000 You dumb.
00:07:49.000 If you want to drift off the tape, you need one.
00:07:53.000 I'm ignoring you.
00:07:57.000 You can't ignore me.
00:07:59.000 Well, I have nothing.
00:08:00.000 You're normally going to fucking knock on your bedroom door at 3 o'clock in the morning.
00:08:03.000 Why? I thought you'd be asleep.
00:08:05.000 No, well...
00:08:07.000 I got yourself didn't you just naturally don't do this Doesn't look good, does it?
00:08:18.000 No, it doesn't look good at all. No, it's more than I thought.
00:08:22.000 Tristan, don't do this.
00:08:25.000 Bro, you can't. You actually can't.
00:08:27.000 What is going to happen?
00:08:28.000 I don't know, heart attack?
00:08:31.000 Don't drink this. Yeah, this isn't a thing.
00:08:36.000 Trusted!
00:08:38.000 It's not a thing Why do you do this? It's so cold It hurts my brain.
00:08:55.000 There's no benefit.
00:08:56.000 There's zero benefit to this.
00:09:01.000 You don't have a thing.
00:09:04.000 It's not real. Didn't they get sued for saying he gives you wings?
00:09:08.000 It's so cold. If it wasn't cold, I could just drink it.
00:09:16.000 So you haven't eaten all day and you just decided to drink five Red Bulls at once He had a Red Bull before this I'm sorry.
00:09:37.000 He had a warm-up Red Bull.
00:09:38.000 Give me energy. Give me energy to do that.
00:09:41.000 Without energy, how would I drink that?
00:09:47.000 Tristan, you need to stop.
00:09:50.000 I felt like I was going to have a heart attack.
00:09:52.000 So, give me energy to stay alive.
00:09:54.000 I'm not a Red Bull. Andrew, talk to him.
00:09:59.000 Why are you drinking another...
00:10:00.000 for energy?
00:10:03.000 We haven't got as much work done as we'd like today.
00:10:05.000 That's a fact. Red Bull's not the...
00:10:08.000 You drank, what, seven Red Bulls?
00:10:11.000 In the past hour?
00:10:13.000 In the past three minutes.
00:10:14.000 I don't know, you can't tell me what to drink.
00:10:18.000 I'm a full grown fucking man.
00:10:19.000 It's true, we can't really tell you what to drink.
00:10:20.000 I make my own decisions.
00:10:21.000 But you shouldn't be doing this.
00:10:24.000 At least Red Bull should sponsor us.
00:10:32.000 They won't. They do not want their product used in this way.
00:10:36.000 Red Bull, do not sponsor me, because I will die, and I will sue the Coca-Cola Corporation.
00:10:42.000 That won't you. Stop filming me.
00:11:51.000 You need to stop.
00:11:55.000 I don't need to stop anything.
00:11:57.000 I need to stop nothing. I have never once died in my whole life.