Tate Speech - July 12, 2024


How Many New Cars Today? | Tate Confidential Ep 242


Episode Stats

Length

13 minutes

Words per Minute

156.47198

Word Count

2,188

Sentence Count

222

Misogynist Sentences

8

Hate Speech Sentences

14


Summary

Tristan and Andrew talk about Aston Martins and how they're going to replace their current fleet of cars, and why they should never buy new ones ever again. Also, there's a new Aston Martin umbrella and a new V12 Vantage Vantage and a V12 GT4 RS Vantage. And a new M3 RS7 V12. And an M5 V12 M3 V12? And an 812 V12 812 S12? We'll talk about it all in this episode of the podcast, hosted by Andrew and Tristan, and brought to you by Andrew's brother, John Gardner. We hope you enjoy this episode, and if you like it, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and we'll read out your comments and thoughts on the next episode. Thank you so much for listening, Andrew and John. XOXO, Andrew, Tristan and Andrew. - The Aston Martin Boys. Music by Ian Dorsch and Andrew, with additional music by Andrew, John and John, and the rest of the team at the V12 Project. Art: Music: John Gardner Editor: Andrew, Ben, Ben and Ben, and the Aston Martin team at . Logo by John, Mark, Andrew, and Bailey, Music copyright: Andrew & the rest at V12V12.co.uk A very special thank you to my good friend Andrew, who kindly allowed us to use the music for this episode. Thank you for the use of the music used in the ad for the intro and outro music from this episode and the background music for the ad, and also for the music at the intro, which was done by my own creation, which is by my band, by my dear friend, James, who is a very good friend, Josh, who was kind of a good friend of mine. We really appreciate the feedback and the feedback we got back to us. , and we really appreciate all the support we got from the people who sent us back and forth. We really really appreciate it. Thanks to you, thanks you guys. Love you all, love you all of your support and love you're amazing, thank you all the love and support is appreciated, love ya back and appreciate you. xoxo, Jack, John, Jack and the guys at the rest and the boys at the airport.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good Aston Martin morning.
00:00:09.000 Thanks.
00:00:10.000 Thank you.
00:00:11.000 Good morning. Coffee.
00:00:15.000 My brother. My best friend Bailey.
00:00:18.000 So we're friends now.
00:00:24.000 We've always been friends, Bailey.
00:00:26.000 Thanks Andrew. What are we going to do?
00:00:29.000 The home of two V12 engines.
00:00:33.000 Are we replacing the Astons?
00:00:37.000 Warnings don't get much better than this He knew the way to the nearest hands that have ports above
00:01:03.000 sea level and he made this his first audio books and hurling the key to the sea.
00:01:08.000 Why is Tristan's audiobook on this phone?
00:01:11.000 Tristan, turn off your audiobook, you dork.
00:01:14.000 Who listens to fucking audiobooks?
00:01:18.000 Fucking gay. Right, so I've decided...
00:01:23.000 The things are out of control.
00:01:24.000 Remember when I bought that M3 for five minutes and it's never been seen ever again?
00:01:28.000 It feels a little bit heavy, even though it is an absolute animal.
00:01:31.000 And then I thought, I wonder if an M3 feels a little bit lighter.
00:01:35.000 Driving this RS7... It reminds me of my M5, obviously, but then it makes me wonder, like, what's...
00:01:43.000 What's an M3 like?
00:01:47.000 Like, steering-wise, like, what's the feel of an M3, you know?
00:01:53.000 So the only way I could possibly find out is to buy an M3. I've decided that that is ridiculous and irresponsible and immature and wasteful.
00:02:07.000 And I should never do anything like that ever again.
00:02:11.000 So for that reason, I've stopped buying new cars.
00:02:17.000 This is actually surprisingly hard to do with one hand.
00:02:20.000 Do you want me to hold your coffee?
00:02:21.000 No. I'm a master of Aikido.
00:02:24.000 Turn off this fucking audiobook!
00:02:26.000 That audiobook's super annoying.
00:02:28.000 Right. John...
00:02:29.000 What is it? Win, lose or die.
00:02:31.000 John Gardner. So...
00:02:34.000 I've decided to be more efficient with my car collection.
00:02:39.000 And be like more... What's the word?
00:02:46.000 Conservative? I don't think I have to write an absolutely correct word, but you know what I mean?
00:02:50.000 Not just buy cars and throw them away and not care about them.
00:02:55.000 So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna send these Astons away to get some work done and get repaired.
00:03:01.000 Because normally what I do is just drive them into the ground until they explode and buy new ones.
00:03:06.000 But I love these cars more than I thought I would.
00:03:09.000 The V12 Vantage behind you, I didn't think I'd like at all, to be honest with you.
00:03:11.000 I thought I'd hate it, the one Tristan's in.
00:03:13.000 But I actually like it very, very much.
00:03:15.000 So these cars are going off to get looked after.
00:03:17.000 Then I thought, well, I could just bring the 765 back.
00:03:23.000 But then, I can't do a dance with a car I've already had here.
00:03:29.000 You know the dance I have to do?
00:03:30.000 The important dance? I thought, I can't just bring the 765 because then I can't dance.
00:03:50.000 So I had to buy a bunch of new cars.
00:03:54.000 I don't see any cars.
00:03:56.000 You might have unloaded them already.
00:03:58.000 You might be a very efficient German man.
00:04:01.000 Let's see. Phone chargers.
00:04:07.000 Aston Martin umbrella. You know, Bailey, when's the last time you were stabbed with an Aston Martin umbrella?
00:04:15.000 Let's keep it at never. On guard.
00:04:23.000 Drug test from the Romanian police.
00:04:26.000 That's essential. Two cars or three cars?
00:04:30.000 Two. Two.
00:04:31.000 Maybe three. Maybe three.
00:04:32.000 I need to think. Can we get these ones in and then we'll...
00:04:35.000 Yes. Oh my gosh.
00:04:41.000 Nice. New GT3 RS. The new one.
00:04:46.000 We have the GT4 RS. In fact, we have two GT4 RSs.
00:04:49.000 Now we have a new GT3 RS. It should be fun.
00:04:53.000 Although I saw a drag race and the GT4 RS won, which was quite unusual.
00:04:58.000 Thank you very much, friend. The 765 we all know and love.
00:05:03.000 Brought it back for the summer.
00:05:06.000 And then we have a Ferrari 812 competition.
00:05:09.000 And then we have a...
00:05:12.000 Man, because we're always in the S-Class at the back, but the peasants can see in, and the poor people, and they're all like, Hi!
00:05:19.000 Can I have a photo? It's like, you're all broke.
00:05:21.000 Just fuck off. So in the van, the poor people can't get to me.
00:05:25.000 I don't have to see them.
00:05:27.000 Because when I see them, it's depressing.
00:05:30.000 It makes me sad. She's pretty.
00:05:47.000 It's gorgeous. But wait, Tristan hasn't done any dancing.
00:05:55.000 Fucking amateur.
00:06:01.000 Who does he think he is?
00:06:02.000 I know. Well, how does it go?
00:06:07.000 Police tried to put us in jail.
00:06:09.000 Try to take all our money. Try to take all our cars.
00:06:11.000 Couldn't take all our cars. Couldn't take all our money.
00:06:13.000 We have too much money. Here's our new cars?
00:06:16.000 Yeah, basically. Something like that, yeah.
00:06:17.000 Let me dance? What's going on?
00:06:27.000 What's going on? There was a really interesting YouTube video by some Brokey complaining Complaining, saying, oh, like, oh, Porsches are a scam, and you can't get the new...
00:06:40.000 He did a breakdown of a car dealership and how Porsches work, the Porsche dealerships.
00:06:44.000 He's like, you can't get a new GG3RS unless you've bought 10 Porsches, and it's all a big scam.
00:06:49.000 You can't buy one. I went into every dealership, and you can't get hold of these cars.
00:06:52.000 They're impossible to get hold of.
00:06:55.000 Calm down, poor person.
00:06:57.000 Calm down. Cause I can get whatever the fuck I want.
00:07:00.000 The same day. Just cause you have no, nobody respects you.
00:07:03.000 Andrew Tate here, what you got?
00:07:05.000 Gimme it. Some fucking dork.
00:07:08.000 I can only afford six Porsches, so I can't have a GT3 RS. Imagine having less than ten Porsches.
00:07:14.000 What are you fucking gay?
00:07:16.000 There's always something homosexual on the internet talking shit.
00:07:20.000 So yeah, these are supposedly hard to get hold of, but I'm sure lots of things are hard to do if you're poor.
00:07:26.000 How much does this cost? Fuck knows!
00:07:29.000 You think I look at the prices?
00:07:31.000 I don't even fucking know!
00:07:34.000 Two hundred grand, three hundred grand, four hundred grand.
00:07:37.000 Most of the cars are between three and eight.
00:07:40.000 And to me that's the same.
00:07:42.000 So I just fucking click yes.
00:07:46.000 Aerodynamics, low downforce mode.
00:07:49.000 We've got the downforce modes, PTV mode, PASM mode.
00:07:52.000 I don't even know what that fucking means.
00:07:54.000 It's gonna be great. This car is going to be fun.
00:07:57.000 You're going to abuse this car. Country information, Romania.
00:08:00.000 Speed limits in Romania.
00:08:02.000 Oh, this car is going to get abused. Porsches are like...
00:08:05.000 That 7 out of 10 girlfriend you have, she's not quite as pretty as the others, but she's got like a nice rack and you can just do whatever the fuck you want to her.
00:08:14.000 And she's like, I love you!
00:08:16.000 She's one of them, you know?
00:08:18.000 Like a McLaren is the real gorgeous 10 out of 10, but she needs to go out for dinner or she'll be in a bad mood.
00:08:24.000 But Porsche is just, you just kick the shit out of me.
00:08:26.000 That's wifey. Yeah, Porsche is bulletproof.
00:08:30.000 So, um, yeah, I messaged a competent authority and I said, give me whatever the fuck I want all the time.
00:08:36.000 It was actually very interesting, that YouTube video, because the guy was crying his little eyes out, explaining how difficult it is.
00:08:41.000 It's really hard, I keep asking.
00:08:44.000 Listen, the world is closed off to poor people.
00:08:47.000 That's how the world works. You're not allowed nice things, and you're not allowed to go to nice places, because you're all trouble.
00:08:53.000 When you have poor people around, look at a train, look at a subway.
00:08:56.000 Poor people around you, it just fucks everything up.
00:08:59.000 The people at the top, it's all a big club.
00:09:01.000 You're not in it. So of course you can't get the car you want.
00:09:05.000 Of course you fucking can't.
00:09:06.000 What the fuck? Think about it.
00:09:08.000 You're a Porsche. Do you want Andrew Tate to have a GT VRS so we can make this video and millions of people see it?
00:09:13.000 Or do you want Joe fucking Nobody to get one?
00:09:16.000 So we can sit there and hide it in his house and never drive it because...
00:09:20.000 See, I spilled coffee all over mine.
00:09:22.000 It doesn't even matter. Or do you want Joe Nobody to get one so he can hide it in his house and never drive it on the street because he's afraid that he might put miles on it?
00:09:31.000 Or do you want me to make super cool content drifting around kicking the living shit out of it?
00:09:36.000 What's better for the brand?
00:09:37.000 You think they're not going to give me a fucking Porsche?
00:09:39.000 You are all Nobodies.
00:09:42.000 I've already ordered 50 grand of carbon.
00:09:45.000 Every single piece of plastic you see in black is getting replaced in carbon.
00:09:49.000 So this is carbon like the hood.
00:09:51.000 Carbon, carbon, carbon, carbon, carbon.
00:09:53.000 Everything's going to be carbon. Everything.
00:09:55.000 Because they do it in plastic because it's usually like a track car and they get fucked up.
00:10:00.000 So they go, you want to put carbon on it, it'll get fucked up.
00:10:02.000 And I'm like, I'm rich. So I had to explain to them, we'll just order two carbon kits so when I fuck up the carbon you can replace it.
00:10:09.000 What the fuck? Duh.
00:10:13.000 Howdy loser! Howdy!
00:10:19.000 Can I dance and drive?
00:10:20.000 Can you?
00:10:22.000 Yes, I can You know the worst thing about these vans
00:10:39.000 Because I had one before. Diamond light on the roof.
00:10:42.000 The worst thing about these vans, because I had one before, and I know you poor people don't understand, but I'm going to let you know.
00:10:47.000 It's impossible to take a girl in this van without her trying to suck you off.
00:10:51.000 It's so annoying. Every single time you get in one of these vans with a chick, these are so cool, for five minutes, and they're watching TV, and they end up trying to suck you off.
00:10:59.000 Every fucking time.
00:11:00.000 You're like, stop! You're the fifth girl I've seen today, and the first four have already sucked me off.
00:11:05.000 No! Don't!
00:11:10.000 Trying to be sexy and shit.
00:11:11.000 Do you know what's sexy? Leaving me alone.
00:11:14.000 Don't touch me.
00:11:16.000 That's sexy. 812 is my favorite car, I think. I think it might be.
00:11:41.000 The A12 might be the best car.
00:11:43.000 All in all. The GT3 is going to be super fun.
00:11:47.000 And the 765 is the fastest car.
00:11:50.000 I love them all! I know you.
00:11:52.000 When you want speed, you go for the McLaren.
00:11:53.000 And when you want all around, you always go for this.
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