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HOW TO LOSE 5 MILLION DOLLARS | Tate Confidential Ep. 88


Summary

It's the first episode of the new year, and we're kicking it off with a bang. We're drinking Hennessy Paradis Cognac, and it's a good one. Also, we talk about our New Years resolutions for the year and why we don't even like booze anymore. We're in no way affiliated with the Podcast Network, but we can tell you that you're not going to want to miss this one! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. We'd like to learn a little more about you to help reach advertisers that you care about. Please take a few minutes to fill out this brief survey. If you have a question or suggestion for our next episode, tweet us and we'll get back to you in a week or so with a new episode. Timestamps: 1:00:00 - What's the worst thing you've ever been served at a fancy restaurant? 4:30 - What do you drink? 5:00 6:20 - What s your New Years Resolution? 7:00- What's your favorite new year's resolution? 8:15 - What are you going to do with the new decade? 9:40 - How do you plan for the rest of the year? 10:30- What are your goals for 2020? 11:15- What s the best thing you're looking forward to in the next year?? 16: What's going to be your New Year's resolution for 2020 and what s your biggest fear? 17:00 + 17: what s going to happen in 2020 18:20- What is your biggest New Year s resolution for the next decade 19:40- Is it a new year s resolution you're going to kill it? 21:30 22:00 | What s a good year for you? 25:40 | How do I feel about 2021? 26:30 | What do I want to do in 2020 and 2019? 27:20 | What's a new decade for me? 29:30 // 26:00 // 27:40 30: What s my biggest fear for 2020 & 30:00? 31:00 / 32:00 & 33:00 Is there a plan for 2020/31? 35:30 + 32:10


Transcript

00:00:03.000 Yes. I've done the numbers from last year, and we made over $5 million.
00:00:06.000 Yeah. During a pandemic, we made over $5 million.
00:00:10.000 Yes Supercars stay in the most expensive hotels and presidential suites and champagne and caviar and bought new supercars and flew improvement private jets And now at the end of the year, we have basically none of that I
00:00:30.000 , yeah I
00:01:00.000 Think black what is this? It's a brandy glass?
00:01:08.000 Not whiskey brandy.
00:01:09.000 And what do you drink from brandy glasses?
00:01:11.000 Booze of any sort.
00:01:13.000 Yeah. Brandy. So I have a special cuisine.
00:01:15.000 It's our first drink of 2021.
00:01:18.000 Just the one, Luke. Just the one.
00:01:20.000 I've commandeered us Hennessy Paradis Cognac.
00:01:27.000 How do I open it? Oh, I see.
00:01:29.000 The vault's trying to fuck me. What even does this make?
00:01:31.000 It's just booze. It's booze.
00:01:33.000 It is booze. It is very expensive, top-of-the-line, premium, exquisite booze.
00:01:40.000 So it's booze. It's about $1,300 American dollars per bottle.
00:01:44.000 Good. I don't want any.
00:01:45.000 Well, you have to. Well, you have to drink with me, because that's the way it is.
00:01:51.000 Why would I spend this much on booze? You spend $1,300 American dollars on this booze.
00:01:56.000 It's premium booze. It's excellent quality.
00:01:58.000 I don't even like booze.
00:02:04.000 What's a good analogy? It's booze.
00:02:07.000 That's like buying me $1,300 of shit.
00:02:09.000 Yeah, I've had cars that cost less than this booze.
00:02:11.000 It's horrible. I don't know why the flash is on, but it's how it goes.
00:02:20.000 Can I make this with Red Bull?
00:02:21.000 You cannot make this with Red Bull.
00:02:23.000 Why? It tastes terrible.
00:02:25.000 What do you drink brandy? If you do this, brandy people will kill you if you do this.
00:02:30.000 What do you drink with brandy?
00:02:32.000 Let's drink on a soda and pretend it tastes good.
00:02:34.000 With Coke? Nah.
00:02:36.000 Soda's poison. What about coffee?
00:02:38.000 Is coffee a brand new thing, or is that not?
00:02:39.000 Yes, you put three coffee beans in it, but we don't have fresh coffee beans.
00:02:42.000 But we have Insta-Coffee.
00:02:43.000 You're not putting Insta-Coffee in my Hennessy parodies.
00:02:47.000 Listen, hear me out.
00:02:48.000 No. Take a fucking sip of booze.
00:02:51.000 No, no, wait, wait, wait.
00:02:52.000 Let's think about it. Insta-Coffee!
00:02:56.000 Don't put instant coffee in this.
00:02:58.000 No.
00:02:58.000 Woonpy!
00:02:59.000 Three coffees!
00:03:01.000 Georgiana, come get some.
00:03:03.000 Woonpy, three coffees, quickly.
00:03:05.000 Coffee's on the way.
00:03:07.000 Nice.
00:03:08.000 Problem solved.
00:03:10.000 Problem solved, we're going to the real fucking world.
00:03:12.000 Yeah. Booze is poison, so you have to add nice things like coffee.
00:03:16.000 Exactly. Imagine if I just put coffee grains inside.
00:03:22.000 Yeah. So you're scared of coffee.
00:03:27.000 I thought you said Brandy goes with coffee.
00:03:30.000 If you have coffee beans, Brandy goes with coffee.
00:03:33.000 That's gay. Super gay.
00:03:37.000 What about 2021? Yes.
00:03:40.000 Ah! K Confidential 2021.
00:03:44.000 Let's make a New Year's resolution.
00:03:45.000 No. For the rest of the year, for K Confidential...
00:03:52.000 Disagree. Hard disagree.
00:03:55.000 That's what we do.
00:03:59.000 People think all the other things we do is cool.
00:04:02.000 A Sprite, weirdo.
00:04:05.000 George Arnold's expensive booze.
00:04:07.000 He likes this stuff.
00:04:09.000 Here, you can buy expensive booze.
00:04:14.000 George Arnold, there's machetes all over you now, so be careful.
00:04:18.000 Oh yeah, the people in Tinko would have to know about the system.
00:04:21.000 Nah, they don't know about the system yet.
00:04:22.000 Explain the system to you. So, we always have weapons at all times.
00:04:29.000 Extremely accessible.
00:04:31.000 As you can see, there's a handle.
00:04:32.000 Georgiana could get a machete now.
00:04:34.000 We have magnets on the table so we can draw knives at any time.
00:04:38.000 Any time. Under every table and under any desk.
00:04:40.000 In the house. In the whole house.
00:04:42.000 There might be seven things under this table.
00:04:45.000 We don't count.
00:04:47.000 We just reach and it's there.
00:04:49.000 It just changes.
00:04:51.000 I'm the Chad's tower.
00:04:54.000 See? There. Boom.
00:04:56.000 Ah, you see how it's going now.
00:04:58.000 And it's back. Everyone says, new year, new me.
00:05:02.000 This is going to be my year. 2021, I'm going to do this.
00:05:04.000 I'm going to kill it. But none of them have a plan.
00:05:07.000 I'm going to kill it. Okay, how are you going to kill it?
00:05:10.000 When's the last time something amazing happened on accident?
00:05:13.000 When's the last time you saw some guy who's in fantastic physical condition?
00:05:16.000 He said, how did you get in such good shape?
00:05:17.000 And he says, accident.
00:05:19.000 How'd you get that Ferrari?
00:05:21.000 Accident. How'd you get rich?
00:05:23.000 Oops! Never.
00:05:25.000 Nothing good in life is going to come to you without a plan.
00:05:30.000 I say this to people all the time.
00:05:32.000 They say, I want to be rich. I say, what's your plan to get rich?
00:05:33.000 Oh, I don't know, man.
00:05:35.000 Then how the fuck are you going to get rich?
00:05:37.000 It's 2021. You should have a plan.
00:05:40.000 A lot of you talking about this being your best year ever just woke up hungover.
00:05:43.000 You have a plan for nothing.
00:05:45.000 You have hopes and dreams.
00:05:47.000 I don't deal with hopes and dreams.
00:05:49.000 I deal in plans.
00:05:52.000 I am happy to give all of you $10 million.
00:05:55.000 I'm happy to make you $10 million.
00:05:57.000 In return, you're gonna give me $1 million.
00:05:59.000 That's how it's gonna work. I will give you a plan that allows anybody, anybody watching this, anybody with a smartphone and social media to make money.
00:06:08.000 You have to be prepared to listen to me.
00:06:09.000 You have to be prepared to work.
00:06:12.000 If that is you, and genuinely if that is you, and if you want a plan to change your life for 2021, DM me.
00:06:18.000 If you're not prepared to listen, if you want to sit there with your hopes and dreams like everyone else who works in fucking McDonald's, hoping and dreaming, sitting on YouTube looking at cars they can't buy, scrolling through Instagram looking at a life they can't have, go do that.
00:06:31.000 If you're serious about making a plan to ensure this is the best year you have ever lived, DM me right now.
00:06:41.000 The fucking glasses here. What's happening?
00:06:43.000 Tristan? This isn't me.
00:06:44.000 Don't fucking look at me. You called the emergency meeting.
00:06:47.000 No, and you called the emergency meeting.
00:06:49.000 Alright, that's...
00:06:50.000 What are you doing? Mandatory booze.
00:06:52.000 It's 9.45. Mandatory.
00:06:55.000 It's 9.45.
00:06:56.000 We literally just woke up.
00:06:57.000 You can't start in the morning with a bit of booze.
00:07:00.000 Well, I can, but this should be my...
00:07:01.000 Why is this your idea? What's happened?
00:07:04.000 Because I watched a documentary yesterday about a guy who was in the drug game for 10 years.
00:07:09.000 His brother was killed... Four of his friends were killed.
00:07:13.000 And when he got out of it all, he had three million.
00:07:17.000 We have three million, and all we do is sit around doing emergency meetings.
00:07:20.000 And no one's dead. And no one's dead.
00:07:22.000 So we need some more. That is a good cheers.
00:07:25.000 That's a good cheers to that.
00:07:26.000 There's people out there dying for the kind of money we have, and we just do everything.
00:07:30.000 We just have it. We just have it.
00:07:34.000 Cheers. So it's a new year.
00:07:43.000 Yes. I've done the numbers from last year, and we made over $5 million.
00:07:47.000 Yeah. Yeah.
00:07:48.000 During a pandemic, we made over $5 million.
00:07:51.000 Yes. And we traveled around Europe in supercars, and stayed in the most expensive hotels, and presidential suites, and champagne, and caviar, and bought new supercars, and flew and proved at private jets.
00:08:00.000 It's expensive. How much?
00:08:01.000 I'm a good one. 358,000 euros.
00:08:04.000 Boom! Thank you.
00:08:09.000 Don't chase me! Nobody likes us!
00:08:12.000 We don't care! We don't care!
00:08:14.000 Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:08:16.000 So is this actually 300 pounds?
00:08:25.000 And now at the end of the year, we have basically none of that money left.
00:08:39.000 We've spent it all, every single day, boozing, driving fast cars, crashing, not crashing, we left cars in Germany, abandoning supercars, sitting here having emergency meetings drinking $5,000 bottles of fucking booze, the most expensive cigars in the world, just spent every single penny.
00:08:57.000 $5 million is like someone's net worth, and we've blown it all.
00:09:01.000 It's all gone. We haven't done any epic adventures, we haven't been to the Great Wall of China, nothing.
00:09:05.000 We've just boozed And drove all of the money away.
00:09:08.000 It's all gone. Yeah.
00:09:10.000 It's a dream, isn't it? Yeah.
00:09:11.000 Money's trash. Exactly.
00:09:13.000 We have to get rid of it as fast as humanly possible.
00:09:15.000 Exactly. It's garbage. What else would you do?
00:09:19.000 Put it in a bank account.
00:09:20.000 Save it. Why would anyone put ice cubes in a safe?
00:09:24.000 Where either of the greatest people in the world were idiots.
00:09:26.000 George Best said it best.
00:09:28.000 George Best said, I spent half my money on alcohol, gambling, and wild women.
00:09:34.000 The other half I wasted.
00:09:38.000 I'm drinking whiskey in the morning. Yes.
00:09:40.000 It's 10 a.m. You started this.
00:09:41.000 You did start this.
00:09:43.000 We finished the Black Label and we're drinking Jack Daniels.
00:09:47.000 So we've gone. Shit, so this is what it feels like to be broke.
00:09:52.000 Jack Daniels only. Spent it all.
00:09:55.000 Oh, Jesus, really?
00:09:56.000 Jesus. Why are we having four of these in the morning?
00:10:01.000 Bitcoin's at $35,000.
00:10:03.000 It is nice, isn't it? To be fair, we're rich again.
00:10:05.000 To be fair, we've spent all the money and we're rich again.
00:10:08.000 In the past 24 hours, crypto-wise, I'm up about $140,000.
00:10:15.000 Let me take a secret. Take All Financial is going to last for about three years until we run out of money.
00:10:20.000 So let's make it a good series.
00:10:22.000 But this year, we have to make sure we do something more adventurous than just booze and supercross.
00:10:27.000 No. Oh, what do you want to do?
00:10:30.000 Take trains? Yeah.
00:10:32.000 Sip coffee. Yes.
00:10:34.000 Supercars and booze. Alright, then this year we have to do more supercars and more booze than last year.
00:10:41.000 Oh, I'm down. What about the trains and coffee?
00:10:43.000 No trains, no coffee.
00:10:44.000 Nobody likes us.
00:10:45.000 Shit.
00:10:46.000 Nobody.
00:10:46.000 It's underneath were broken. I must have hit a rock or something.
00:10:57.000 Wheels had to be realigned. Blah blah blah. But she's back.
00:11:00.000 Boom.
00:11:00.000 And I'm slowly getting all my cars back on the drive.
00:11:04.000 All this time I've had all these cars. I've never had all my cars on the drive at once.
00:11:07.000 Always something's getting fixed. Something's getting repaired.
00:11:09.000 But it's December. I can't drive them. So I'm gonna fix them all.
00:11:13.000 So when the summer comes...
00:11:15.000 It's ready to rock and roll.
00:11:16.000 Every single one's going to be in pristine condition.
00:11:18.000 Well-oiled machines. M5 Competition.
00:11:21.000 Not a normal M5 Competition.
00:11:22.000 I bought an M5 Competition. I got 100 grand and threw it at it.
00:11:26.000 That's 900 horsepower.
00:11:29.000 720S is back. McLaren.
00:11:30.000 I got the 765LT on the way.
00:11:32.000 I didn't even sell the 720.
00:11:33.000 I'll keep the 720. Porsche 911 992 sent it to Germany.
00:11:37.000 TechArt. Put a body kit on it.
00:11:39.000 Put a power kit on it. Fi, new exhaust.
00:11:41.000 458 Italia. Bought that for Luke's.
00:11:43.000 I'm fucking nice. V-12.
00:11:46.000 Aston Martin. Vanquish us.
00:11:47.000 Ultimate. Only 175 in the world.
00:11:50.000 I'm a G. I'm a G. Why do you guys insist on this?
00:11:56.000 You guys know I'm super sick.
00:11:58.000 But, booze. No, yesterday I literally lived in a haze.
00:12:02.000 Look, you want to be the third tape brother.
00:12:04.000 Let me tell you something about the tape brothers used to function.
00:12:06.000 Me and Andrew would agree, or disagree, you want to booze, I don't want to booze.
00:12:10.000 We fucking darts. One glass of booze.
00:12:19.000 Or you can take the ultimate risk and gamble it.
00:12:23.000 And you can dice. If you win, it's no booze.
00:12:25.000 But if Tristan wins, it's unlimited booze.
00:12:28.000 One glass. Easy.
00:12:31.000 Not worth it. No, not worth it.
00:12:34.000 Would I rather dice? Not worth it.
00:12:36.000 Not worth it.
00:12:37.000 The only real risk is not booze.
00:12:45.000 That's the real risk.
00:12:46.000 Hey, Luke, you should have thought closely about your T's and C's.
00:12:48.000 Do you want to run that risk?
00:12:51.000 I'm currently being super familiar.
00:12:53.000 The only risk is you don't lose it.
00:12:56.000 I'm being tricked to the maximum.
00:12:58.000 One glass. Sorry, and I repeat, I would rather have...
00:13:01.000 One glass.
00:13:03.000 End quote. Luke Lely, 2020.
00:13:06.000 Someone said in the comment section that we have too many emergency meetings.
00:13:10.000 No, impossible. But they don't realize that's how we make all our money.
00:13:12.000 That is. They don't realize.
00:13:14.000 We didn't realize that we have too many emergencies.
00:13:17.000 Yeah! Alright, cheers.
00:13:21.000 One glass of booze, come on.
00:13:23.000 You said it. Are you made of booze?
00:13:33.000 I think he's made of booze.