Tate Speech - July 24, 2022


I'M BUYING A CASTLE | Tate Confidential Ep. 89


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

148.7347

Word Count

1,822

Sentence Count

240

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

5


Summary

I don t believe in depression. I don't believe in it. That's why it's so hard for people to talk about it and why they can't seem to get over it. I'll tell you why, and how to deal with it, in this episode of the podcast. I hope you enjoy this episode, it's a bit of an ice cold one, but it'll make you feel a little bit better after you listen to it! Have a listen and tweet me if you like it :) Timestamps: 0:00 - Depression is a crippling disease 6:30 - Why do we always talk about killing ourselves? 7:00 Why is it important to have a good night? 8:15 - How long would it take for me to die in a frozen pool 9:00- How long do you think it would take me to jump in a freezing pool? 11:15- What's the worst thing I've ever done with alcohol? 12:20 - How cold is too cold for you? 13:30- How do you feel about Bitcoin? 14:40 - How much money do you have? 15:40- Is Bitcoin better than gold? 16:20- What kind of people are you really worth? 17:20 18:30 19:15 Do you think Bitcoin is a scam? 21:40 22:30 Is Bitcoin a scam or is it a scam ? 23:00 Do you believe Bitcoin is real? 26: Does Bitcoin have a better chance of making money? 27: Is Bitcoin more valuable than gold or not? 29:00? 30:00 | Bitcoin is more valuable? 31:30 | Bitcoin's value? 32:00 / 32:10 | Can Bitcoin be more than $1m? 35:00 // 35:10 36:40 | Bitcoin has a better value than a man who owns a casino? 35:20 | I don t know what Bitcoin is better than $10,000,000? 39:00 + 37:00 = $1,500,000 + $2,000 = $5,000 ? 40:00 ? 45:00 & 40,000 / $5k? 45,000 BTC? 47:00/ $6,000 & 6,500?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 It's the murderous meeting hall.
00:00:08.000 more.
00:00:09.000 An emergency meeting in a long time.
00:00:11.000 Control and retain!
00:00:13.000 Control and retain!
00:00:24.000 They call for a check round.
00:00:30.000 Control and retain!
00:00:31.000 Our life is good.
00:00:46.000 It is good. Why?
00:00:48.000 Right now, we are in a jacuzzi.
00:00:51.000 Warm, while it's cold outside.
00:00:53.000 And just look, the snow looks nice in a giant mansion.
00:00:58.000 Our life is good.
00:00:59.000 It is actually good. Why do we always talk about killing ourselves?
00:01:02.000 I don't know. Maybe we need more time in the jacuzzi and more snow.
00:01:07.000 Alright guys, we got whiskey.
00:01:09.000 I'm depressed. Nah, we could just kill ourselves.
00:01:12.000 Luke says life's good and he wants to drink loads of whiskey.
00:01:14.000 Yeah. I never said that.
00:01:15.000 Luke said, I want to drink as much whiskey as I can.
00:01:18.000 I was wrong. Life's not good.
00:01:20.000 He did say that. I was wrong.
00:01:22.000 I was wrong. Take off and enjoy.
00:01:24.000 I was wrong. It was good.
00:01:27.000 It was. How long inside of the pool do you think it would take for me to die?
00:01:35.000 15 minutes. You think only 15?
00:01:36.000 It is kind of frozen over.
00:01:38.000 It's cold for you. It is cold for you.
00:01:41.000 I can do, like, put an actual frozen on the top ice, though.
00:01:45.000 I don't know. 15 minutes.
00:01:48.000 It depends. It becomes like you get used to it, doesn't it?
00:01:51.000 There's literally ice on the pool.
00:01:52.000 I know. The pool's literally frozen over like an ice lake.
00:01:54.000 I know. And Tristan keeps saying, a vulnerable snowman something.
00:01:58.000 The snowman? Who are you?
00:02:00.000 Well, booze keeps you warm.
00:02:02.000 Booze doesn't keep you warm.
00:02:03.000 It does. That's not real.
00:02:04.000 I've had a lot of booze, haven't I? You can't drink loads of booze and jump in frozen pools.
00:02:09.000 That's not safe. What's wrong with it?
00:02:15.000 Don't get in there.
00:02:19.000 Why? It's minus five outside.
00:02:21.000 I know. You can see it.
00:02:24.000 You can see the shark.
00:02:25.000 And my dick is going to look so small on camera.
00:02:28.000 Do ice pool Aikido.
00:02:29.000 It's bigger than this, I swear.
00:02:34.000 Ice kolakido. Never been done before.
00:02:37.000 It's usually very big. It's never been done before.
00:02:39.000 I promise. Invented.
00:02:40.000 Just a bit of an ice cold after this.
00:02:42.000 I've had quite a few messages today from people who are depressed.
00:03:06.000 So I decided to make them feel better by highlighting my fantastic life in my mansion with my million dollars worth of cars, smoking my cojito and the capris.
00:03:14.000 So let me make something clear to you.
00:03:16.000 I don't believe in depression.
00:03:19.000 Don't message me about depression because I don't believe in it.
00:03:22.000 If you're asleep in your bed in the middle of the night and you hear a noise and you believe in ghosts, now you're afraid.
00:03:28.000 But if you don't believe in ghosts, ah, it's the wind and you go back to sleep.
00:03:32.000 You give the ghosts power by believing in them.
00:03:35.000 Your house is only haunted if you believe in ghosts.
00:03:39.000 Belief is a powerful thing.
00:03:41.000 If I were to stand in front of you, and I were to tell you that I could punch you as hard as I can in your sternum, and I could fracture it and send a splinter into your heart, would you allow me to try?
00:03:55.000 You wouldn't because you know I believe I can.
00:03:58.000 I believe I can hurt any man on the planet.
00:04:00.000 And that's why people are afraid of me.
00:04:03.000 And you believe depression is a crippling disease.
00:04:05.000 And that's why you're afraid of it.
00:04:07.000 I don't believe in depression.
00:04:09.000 I cannot be depressed.
00:04:12.000 That's why everything you're messaging me is bullshit.
00:04:20.000 Imagine a man who owns a casino.
00:04:28.000 So obviously you're going to be a bit intimidated by the man who owns a casino.
00:04:31.000 What kind of friends does he have to own a casino?
00:04:33.000 Now imagine a man who owns 15 casinos.
00:04:36.000 And imagine said man was a retired four-time kickboxing world champion.
00:04:40.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:04:42.000 I told you this kid is dangerous!
00:04:44.000 He bought in the ring last month after smoking cigars kicked the fuck out of someone's fun.
00:04:48.000 Imagine said man had 10 million dollars worth of cars, 16 supercars.
00:04:53.000 Imagine this man living in Romania.
00:04:56.000 A mafia-infested country, he just rolls up, he's respected by everyone, he goes where he wants, does what he wants, fuck what he wants, no one fucking talks to him.
00:05:02.000 No one touches him.
00:05:04.000 Big G. Imagine this man is gonna teach you how the world works.
00:05:10.000 Are you ignorant enough to sit there and think that this individual Doesn't know something about life that you don't know?
00:05:17.000 Imagine this man was a certified pimp.
00:05:21.000 Had over 75 women make him 10 million dollars online.
00:05:26.000 Imagine you knew a man with beautiful women in the webcam game.
00:05:31.000 Bitcoins on the blockchain.
00:05:34.000 And imagine this man said, look, I know something about the world you don't know.
00:05:40.000 Are you stupid enough to not listen to said individual?
00:05:44.000 If when I was broke, I met a casino-owning, pimp, world champion kickboxer who's affiliated up to the highest possible levels.
00:05:53.000 I'm talking about 10 passports.
00:05:55.000 Political friends.
00:05:57.000 Political. Fuck the mafia shit.
00:06:00.000 Because the real mafia are the politics anyway.
00:06:02.000 And he said, I'm gonna teach you about life.
00:06:04.000 I'm gonna allow you to join my network.
00:06:07.000 I'm gonna give you the blueprint to absolute freedom.
00:06:10.000 You know what I would do? I'd fucking listen.
00:06:13.000 If Mike Tyson tries to teach you how to throw a punch, you pay attention.
00:06:17.000 Do not DM me any more stupid fucking questions.
00:06:21.000 If you're serious about your life and you're serious about learning from me, you just DM me, I want to learn.
00:06:28.000 That's it. Are you made of booze?
00:07:04.000 Everything is water, including water.
00:07:07.000 I think he is made of boobs.
00:07:09.000 Nice Puaikido.
00:07:20.000 That must be horrible.
00:07:22.000 How cold? From a scale of 1 to 10?
00:07:25.000 Tristan, what the fuck is this?
00:07:35.000 What the fuck is this?
00:07:41.000 This is bullshit, Tristan.
00:07:43.000 Why did we put this? What is this for?
00:07:45.000 I think I know of it. It's an emergency meeting alarm.
00:08:01.000 An emergency meeting alarm.
00:08:02.000 I had it installed. Why?
00:08:04.000 So when we meet emergency meetings, there's an alarm throughout the whole house.
00:08:08.000 No more sleeping. No more always in bed.
00:08:11.000 No. The alarm goes off.
00:08:12.000 And you have to attend the emergency meeting.
00:08:14.000 All times. Day or night.
00:08:17.000 Personally, I like it.
00:08:19.000 I think it's a great emergency. No, it's loud and annoying.
00:08:22.000 It's an emergency. It is an emergency.
00:08:24.000 What's the emergency? How is it an emergency if you're just having a nice massage?
00:08:27.000 Listen. I'm having a massage and a smoke.
00:08:30.000 How's that emergency? That's an emergency.
00:08:33.000 We are running low on cigarillos.
00:08:34.000 We're running low on cigars.
00:08:36.000 We need to go to the cigar store.
00:08:37.000 I've also decided to cover my Hublot in diamonds.
00:08:42.000 That was an emergency. See?
00:08:44.000 Okay. So, we've got things to discuss.
00:08:46.000 It's a real-life emergency. Real-life emergency.
00:08:48.000 The fastest car in the world, the Bugatti Chiron, is on the way, but then the fastest car ever from a quarter mile, the 765LT, is on the way, and my Hublots get covered in diamonds, and I'm having a massage, and I'm smoking my premium Cuban tobacco inside of my cigar lounge in my house.
00:09:02.000 It's an emergency.
00:09:04.000 And crypto keeps going up, and no matter how much money I spend, I keep getting richer.
00:09:07.000 I looked at the price of covering my watch in diamonds, and I was like...
00:09:11.000 That was my actual reply.
00:09:13.000 I was in the jeweler saying, I would like to completely cover my Hublot, my extremely extensive watch in diamonds.
00:09:20.000 And they were like, and they went away and they came back and they kind of showed me the price.
00:09:24.000 And I was like, that was my exact one.
00:09:28.000 I was like, you can do it.
00:09:29.000 Take them off and do it again.
00:09:32.000 I'll pay double. What the fuck is it?
00:09:35.000 Tristan, money's no longer real.
00:09:37.000 Numbers no longer make, numbers don't mean anything.
00:09:40.000 1,000, 10,000, 50,000.
00:09:45.000 Nothing matters anymore.
00:09:46.000 The numbers don't matter, do they? We're trillionaires!
00:09:48.000 We are trillionaires.
00:09:50.000 Robe trillionaires. Official of the world's first trillionaires.
00:09:53.000 That's what we are trillionaires. We're trillionaires.
00:09:54.000 Robe trillionaires. That's a real thing.
00:09:56.000 Robe trillionaires. I need my robe.
00:09:58.000 When I get my robe, then it's official.
00:10:00.000 Road trillionaires. So we're trillionaires.
00:10:02.000 It's real. Money isn't real anymore.
00:10:04.000 I'm covering my watch in diamonds.
00:10:06.000 It's an emergency. We now have an emergency meeting alarm.
00:10:08.000 I've also decided I want to change the entire house and make it look more like a gothic castle.
00:10:15.000 Wait, what? I'm down.
00:10:17.000 Gothic castle? I said that.
00:10:18.000 We need to do that. That needs to happen.
00:10:21.000 Yeah. I've also decided we should go to Las Vegas.
00:10:23.000 Alright, let's go. This all happened just now.
00:10:33.000 So we have an emergency meeting button and a bunch of things have all changed.
00:10:36.000 Yeah, there were emergencies. Wanting to go to Las Vegas to gamble.
00:10:39.000 That's an emergency if you're gambling. Las Vegas, I'm taking $200,000.
00:10:43.000 I'm gonna become richer than ever.
00:10:45.000 A double trillionaire.
00:10:48.000 Nice. So where am I navigating to?
00:10:53.000 Where am I going? Well, I decided to make our house look more like a castle.
00:10:57.000 Okay. And I got the quote for it, which was ridiculous.
00:11:00.000 Okay. I'm still gonna do it.
00:11:02.000 But then I thought, if I have this kind of money, why don't I just buy a castle?
00:11:06.000 So I found a house that's kind of castle-y.
00:11:08.000 I don't want to buy a house. A castle-y house?
00:11:10.000 Yeah, I don't want to buy a house. In Bucharest?
00:11:12.000 Tristan, you don't understand.
00:11:15.000 What don't I understand? I'm rich-rich.
00:11:17.000 I buy houses at a whim.
00:11:19.000 I know we're rich. No, no.
00:11:20.000 You don't know. I'm about to teach you.
00:11:22.000 Bro, I saw the Bears dance.
00:11:24.000 I'm convinced. Yep.
00:11:25.000 You didn't see the Bears dance? The Bears danced.
00:11:27.000 So we're going to go buy a house.
00:11:28.000 Maybe. I don't know. We're going to look at it.
00:11:29.000 Maybe it's worth three million or whatever.
00:11:32.000 One million, three million, two million, one million.
00:11:36.000 What's three million to a motherfucker like me?
00:11:38.000 Yeah, one trash coin.
00:11:39.000 Quite a bit. Fiat. Fiat's not even real money.
00:11:41.000 Yeah. They don't even want Bitcoin. They only print it.
00:11:43.000 Like a good percentage of your money.
00:11:45.000 Well, like what? Well, like 1%.
00:11:46.000 I'm a trillionaire.
00:11:49.000 I am.
00:11:50.000 He is a rogue trillionaire. You might not notice because he doesn't have the robe on right now.
00:11:53.000 But I'm still a rogue trillionaire. He's still a rogue trillionaire.
00:11:56.000 Just seems to have forgotten This is actually a castle No, this is a very nice house. Castle House.
00:12:06.000 If you put the Bugatti Shiro on here, you've got the ultimate house.
00:12:11.000 Do you know what this is? I do.
00:12:13.000 I thought something I've been developing. It's Castle House Aikido.