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00:08:22.000So, I know how to fix the NHS in one simple step.
00:08:26.000Ready? Forrest Johnson, if you're watching this, I know this blog's getting popular.
00:08:29.000Here's how you fix the NHS. Every hospital, the problem is, because there's no bribes and shit, you've got to wait in all these massive-ass lines and wait with all these people who, like, sprained their ankle playing football or, like, their thumb's a bit swollen because they opened a fucking tin of sardines wrong.
00:08:45.000Here's what you do. You hire one doctor in each hospital and he is the go-home man.
00:08:52.000Now the go home man's job is to walk around the fucking waiting room, look at them motherfuckers and say, you, go home.
00:08:59.000You, go home. You don't need to be here.
00:09:03.000He had a break on his hand after a kickboxing fight.
00:09:05.000He needed surgery. You're waiting behind the queue of a guy who's too drunk, calling his wife names, waiting behind a guy who's sprained his ankle, playing football, sitting there with his shoe off, and he gets up and hobbles to the vending machine.
00:10:02.000I know you guys could do a mask on scratch here in the United States.
00:10:11.000Told you, everyone's got a mops brush.
00:10:13.000So, apparently, Luke has sliced a tendon on his finger, and he needs surgery on his pinky finger, so he's going to be in hospital until tomorrow.
00:10:32.000But that's whack, and I don't really trust these Romanian hospitals, so right now I'm going to take him to a private hospital and spend loads of money to fix his finger, because I'm a good cousin.
00:10:45.000Shit, man. So, because I'm a good cousin, I'm going to a private hospital.
00:10:53.000It's going to cost me thousands of euros to get your tent in and your picture.
00:10:58.000But I also did kick your hand into a reception.