I am the future Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, and I have a plan to take over the whole of Greenland. I have no idea what it is, but it s going to be a good one! Recorded in Adelaide, Australia!
00:00:20.000So basically, Donald Trump Jr. has gone to Greenland.
00:00:24.000So I, as Prime Minister of the UK, the leader of the Broke Party, have sent a diplomatic cable to Greenland letting them know that we're going to take it now because the Eskimos had it and did nothing with it.
00:00:49.000So what we're going to do, now that America's taken it over, is we're going to build Bitcoin mining facilities and enjoy the free refrigeration that comes from the cold, allowing America to build a BDC, Strategic National Reserve, at a cost-effective price.
00:01:04.000So me, as the leader of the United Kingdom, have expressed my support for this policy and have warned Denmark.
00:01:14.000I've just got the idea that we might take Iceland too.
00:01:18.000So as Prime Minister, I'm going to send them a diplomatic cable.
00:01:22.000But I do my diplomatic cables a little bit differently.
00:01:24.000I tweet the countries on my Twitter account.
00:01:28.000So I'm going to tweet Iceland and let them know they don't stand a chance against American might.
00:01:32.000And the United Kingdom fully supports American imperialism when it comes down to stealing refrigerators we can use to mine Bitcoin.
00:01:40.000Because I am tired of these fucking Eskimos sitting around wasting something that could be used.
00:01:46.000Tristan, has an Eskimo ever paid your rent?
00:02:39.000I'm the future Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
00:02:42.000I have launched a political party called Bruv.
00:02:44.000Britain restoring underlying values because every other political party is full of shit and they're not prepared to do the difficult things which must be done.
00:02:51.000I was sitting around talking with Tristan how none of the parties can be trusted at 4 p.m.
00:04:57.000So Yusuf orders food for himself and you just decide to eat it all because food's on the table and the rule of the house is if food is in the public domain, it's free for anybody.
00:08:28.000you can't keep leaning into this you can't keep leaning into this Are you trying to say I'm the kind of man who's so petty that if something goes viral on the internet, I'll just double down on it?
00:08:48.000Like saying I'm a human trafficker, or saying I'm a bad guy, or saying that I love Hello Kitty cereal.
00:13:13.000If I find anyone out there in the world with my sunglasses at 20 grand a pair, I will instantly talk, shake stock, shake his hand, take a picture.
00:15:39.000The fact I have hundreds of millions of dollars is the only reason I can take this out.
00:15:43.000If I was broke and this happened to me, I'd fucking kill myself.
00:15:47.000If I was broke, I'd jump off a fucking bridge.
00:15:50.000I'm gonna pray that you have peace instead of greed, joy instead of envy, and that your heart is healed from this L. You should pray that I play this song a hundred times on repeat and sit on my chair for another 24 hours.
00:20:14.000Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep.
00:22:03.000One minute Do a rebound punch straight Like this No holes there Nothing Okay Get back at what you can do You want to go take her Get that Get it Erschel
00:22:16.00050 30 prospective - Five seconds. - Five seconds. - Five seconds.
00:22:34.000- Five seconds. - Five seconds. - Okay. - Dance, dance, dance.
00:22:46.000- Ah! - Five seconds. - Five seconds. - Five seconds. -
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00:23:35.000- Look, look, look, look. - You need to take a pillow, - I'm gonna touch it on my back. - I don't need a mother. - I don't need a mother. - I don't need a aunties, - I don't need a friend. - I don't need a scammer. - Let me just take his armor. - I don't want to waste punches. - I don't want to waste punches.
00:26:34.000Yeah, but for you, if I had to train you for a fight, if I had to train you for a fight, the first month, the first month would be just pivoting on this shoulder all the time.
00:26:42.000The first month would be miss, miss, miss, miss, miss.