Tate Speech - January 28, 2025


IN THE TRENCHES | Tate Confidential Ep 270


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565

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127

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I am the future Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, and I have a plan to take over the whole of Greenland. I have no idea what it is, but it s going to be a good one! Recorded in Adelaide, Australia!

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00:00:00.000 I'm sitting at my computer editing and I just hear you beefing Eskimos. 0.99
00:00:16.000 We're having loads of fun.
00:00:16.000 You're missing all the fun, bro.
00:00:17.000 What's your beef with Eskimos?
00:00:20.000 So basically, Donald Trump Jr. has gone to Greenland.
00:00:24.000 So I, as Prime Minister of the UK, the leader of the Broke Party, have sent a diplomatic cable to Greenland letting them know that we're going to take it now because the Eskimos had it and did nothing with it. 1.00
00:00:37.000 Like, you're Eskimos. 0.95
00:00:38.000 You've had Greenland for fucking 300 years. 0.99
00:00:40.000 What have you been fishing? 0.99
00:00:42.000 And snow angels.
00:00:43.000 Oh, I've been in the snow for years.
00:00:45.000 Maybe we should have a snowball fight. 0.73
00:00:47.000 Boring, unoriginal.
00:00:49.000 They've wasted it.
00:00:49.000 So what we're going to do, now that America's taken it over, is we're going to build Bitcoin mining facilities and enjoy the free refrigeration that comes from the cold, allowing America to build a BDC, Strategic National Reserve, at a cost-effective price.
00:01:04.000 So me, as the leader of the United Kingdom, have expressed my support for this policy and have warned Denmark.
00:01:14.000 I've just got the idea that we might take Iceland too.
00:01:18.000 So as Prime Minister, I'm going to send them a diplomatic cable.
00:01:22.000 But I do my diplomatic cables a little bit differently.
00:01:24.000 I tweet the countries on my Twitter account.
00:01:28.000 So I'm going to tweet Iceland and let them know they don't stand a chance against American might. 0.51
00:01:32.000 And the United Kingdom fully supports American imperialism when it comes down to stealing refrigerators we can use to mine Bitcoin. 0.99
00:01:40.000 Because I am tired of these fucking Eskimos sitting around wasting something that could be used. 1.00
00:01:46.000 Tristan, has an Eskimo ever paid your rent? 1.00
00:01:50.000 Uh, no.
00:01:51.000 Well, you're my Minister of War.
00:01:53.000 The Secretary of Defense has been renamed to Minister of War.
00:01:57.000 Tristan, you're my Minister of War, and I've had it with these pesky Eskimos. 1.00
00:02:01.000 I need you to use the full force of the British fleet to teach them a lesson.
00:02:07.000 I'll instigate a naval blockade.
00:02:08.000 How about that?
00:02:10.000 Naval blockade of Greenland.
00:02:11.000 I'm not going to get your whales that way, are you?
00:02:13.000 What are you going to do?
00:02:14.000 Sink their canoes.
00:02:16.000 Yeah, nice.
00:02:17.000 Too much canoodling going on up there anyway.
00:02:19.000 Exactly.
00:02:20.000 Hear, hear.
00:02:21.000 Hear, hear.
00:02:22.000 All right.
00:02:23.000 Rewind.
00:02:26.000 I go to America for two weeks, and I come back, and I hear all this PM. I don't even know what that means.
00:02:34.000 What is happening?
00:02:35.000 Fill me in.
00:02:36.000 We're breaking the fourth wall.
00:02:37.000 I don't even know what's going on.
00:02:39.000 I'm the future Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
00:02:42.000 I have launched a political party called Bruv. 0.99
00:02:44.000 Britain restoring underlying values because every other political party is full of shit and they're not prepared to do the difficult things which must be done. 0.98
00:02:51.000 I was sitting around talking with Tristan how none of the parties can be trusted at 4 p.m. 0.99
00:02:55.000 And by 8 p.m.
00:02:57.000 I had a manifesto.
00:02:58.000 I changed my Twitter.
00:02:59.000 I had a website.
00:03:01.000 I had 100,000 signups.
00:03:02.000 I've got 67,000 followers on Twitter relaunched yesterday.
00:03:05.000 I've been contacted by every major news outlet in the world.
00:03:08.000 I have large campaign donors promising me millions and millions of dollars.
00:03:12.000 And everybody's asking me in which constituency...
00:03:14.000 I'm going to run.
00:03:15.000 The chance of me becoming prime minister is now at 100%.
00:03:17.000 The ids are gone. 1.00
00:03:19.000 We live in the land of when.
00:03:20.000 I am the future prime minister.
00:03:22.000 I've had enough of Greenland.
00:03:23.000 I have enough of Iceland.
00:03:24.000 I'm making my policies clear now.
00:03:26.000 So everybody who votes for me knows how the country is going to be run. 0.99
00:03:30.000 There's not going to be any fucking immigrants. 1.00
00:03:32.000 They're all fucking off. 1.00
00:03:33.000 The Royal Navy is going to blow them up, right? 1.00
00:03:35.000 Sure.
00:03:35.000 Thanks.
00:03:36.000 Minister of War has already been appointed.
00:03:38.000 Nobody likes Keir.
00:03:39.000 The British government is falling.
00:03:41.000 And I'm taking it over with the Brub Party. 0.99
00:03:43.000 And you know what?
00:03:44.000 It's a lesson.
00:03:45.000 Because I tell everybody all the time, it's amazing what you can do if you genuinely dedicate yourself and work hard.
00:03:48.000 I have conquered politics in one day!
00:03:51.000 One day!
00:03:53.000 I promise you.
00:03:54.000 This is a promise from the bottom of my heart.
00:03:56.000 It may take a year.
00:03:57.000 It may take five years.
00:03:59.000 It may take ten years.
00:04:00.000 I'm only 38. Before the age of 50. Andrew Tate will be the Prime Minister!
00:04:07.000 You need to go outside, buddy.
00:04:09.000 You spend your whole life in this bed and eating sirloin steaks.
00:04:13.000 And every time you're put outside, somehow within two minutes, you're back in and on this bed. 0.59
00:04:18.000 You should be outside chasing birds and killing things. 1.00
00:04:20.000 You become lazy as fuck, and you just want to sit here and eat. 1.00
00:04:25.000 So, to remain a killer, get up. 1.00
00:04:29.000 Get up.
00:04:31.000 You're going out. 1.00
00:04:32.000 Kill a cat or something. 1.00
00:04:34.000 Find a cat in the garden and annihilate it. 1.00
00:04:38.000 Are you doing what I think you're doing?
00:04:40.000 Well, Yusuf messaged Kosti saying, go pick up my Glover if we get outside.
00:04:45.000 I saw that message.
00:04:46.000 I thought, oh, so there's food here for Yusuf.
00:04:49.000 But he isn't here.
00:04:51.000 It's rules of the house.
00:04:53.000 And me and Nigel were hungry.
00:04:55.000 It's breakfast time.
00:04:56.000 Breakfast time.
00:04:57.000 So Yusuf orders food for himself and you just decide to eat it all because food's on the table and the rule of the house is if food is in the public domain, it's free for anybody.
00:05:05.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:05:06.000 It's up for grabs.
00:05:07.000 Yeah, and then we're going to put it back in the bag and we put something that heavy in the bottle so he doesn't notice.
00:05:11.000 And then put it back here and leave it on the table so he thinks his breakfast is here.
00:05:16.000 Is this the greatest house in the world or the worst house in the world?
00:05:18.000 Because that's diabolical.
00:05:19.000 It depends.
00:05:20.000 For me and Nigel right now, it's pretty good.
00:05:22.000 For Yusuf, not so much.
00:05:25.000 Well, I mean...
00:05:27.000 You hungry, Bailey?
00:05:28.000 Do I need to eat Yusuf's food?
00:05:30.000 Yes, you do.
00:05:30.000 You have to join in.
00:05:31.000 We all have to commit the crime together.
00:05:33.000 Do any other group of friends do this to each other?
00:05:35.000 We're the only ones.
00:05:36.000 I don't know, but we are super hilarious.
00:05:40.000 I'm not even that hungry, though.
00:05:42.000 Alright, pass me a fork.
00:05:45.000 Is that Yusuf pulling up, Bailey?
00:05:46.000 Can you check?
00:05:47.000 I'll check.
00:05:52.000 It is.
00:05:54.000 It's really hot and hard to eat.
00:06:01.000 Yeah, it's very good.
00:06:02.000 Marina's locked the door, good.
00:06:04.000 So let's save you some time.
00:06:05.000 - Go. 0.99
00:06:06.000 - Hey, you shoot. - No, no, no, no. - Hey, you see what you do? 0.97
00:06:20.000 - Oh, no. - Now I saw you filming, so I-- - Look, I have a phone time.
00:06:27.000 - Oh, I get it.
00:06:30.000 I get it.
00:06:31.000 I get it.
00:06:32.000 You got me.
00:06:37.000 Nice.
00:06:38.000 He got me.
00:06:39.000 Hungry Youssef?
00:06:41.000 That's why I got to...
00:06:42.000 I should have sent you some.
00:06:43.000 Yeah, but there was me and Nigel.
00:06:45.000 Yeah.
00:06:46.000 It was really good.
00:06:47.000 Oh, you thought you could appease the horde by buying extra.
00:06:50.000 Sorry, mate.
00:06:52.000 When you sent a message to Kossi who was last time to hit the globo, I was like, food, and Youssef's not here.
00:06:59.000 That was a big mistake.
00:07:04.000 There might be a few grains of rice left. 1.00
00:07:08.000 You're a piece of shit. 1.00
00:07:14.000 What would you have done to me? 1.00
00:07:16.000 You and Yusuf, what would you have done to me?
00:07:18.000 If food arrived for me and I was half an hour away, what would you and Yusuf have done?
00:07:22.000 Yusuf would have left it, but I definitely wouldn't have eaten it.
00:07:24.000 I think Yusuf would have caved to pure pressure.
00:07:27.000 I think you would have talked him into it.
00:07:29.000 I really do.
00:07:30.000 You have to watch your back 24-7 in this house now.
00:07:34.000 It's the rules of the house.
00:07:35.000 We're a bunch of hungry dudes.
00:07:36.000 There's food on the table. 0.99
00:07:38.000 Yusuf's fucking in his little taxi doing whatever he's doing. 0.99
00:07:42.000 Bad timing. 1.00
00:07:44.000 Tactical error.
00:07:45.000 How long did you wait for that, Yusuf?
00:07:47.000 An hour.
00:07:47.000 An hour?
00:07:48.000 Are you hungry?
00:07:49.000 I'm starving.
00:07:50.000 What's that? 1.00
00:07:53.000 You piece of shit. 1.00
00:07:56.000 shit he was so hungry 1.00
00:07:57.000 he waited an hour music plays 0.99
00:08:28.000 you can't keep leaning into this you can't keep leaning into this Are you trying to say I'm the kind of man who's so petty that if something goes viral on the internet, I'll just double down on it?
00:08:48.000 Like saying I'm a human trafficker, or saying I'm a bad guy, or saying that I love Hello Kitty cereal.
00:08:52.000 Is that what you're trying to say?
00:08:53.000 I think that's what I'm trying to say.
00:08:55.000 You don't need Hello Kitty cereal in a Hello Kitty bowl.
00:08:59.000 Bailey.
00:09:00.000 Andrew, this is too far.
00:09:01.000 Too far.
00:09:01.000 There's some things about the universe you don't understand.
00:09:04.000 One of them.
00:09:09.000 I don't think I want to understand Hello Kitty things, honestly.
00:09:15.000 Mmm.
00:09:17.000 I get stronger every day because of my Hello Kitty cereal and my Hello Kitty bowl and my Hello Kitty spoon. 0.98
00:09:24.000 And if you have something to say about that, we can fight anytime you fucking want. 0.98
00:09:30.000 Put on the gloves. 0.99
00:09:32.000 I'm gonna destroy the Hello Kitty paradigm. 0.65
00:09:37.000 I was down with the cereal.
00:09:39.000 You had me at the cereal.
00:09:42.000 But there's no excuse for that bowl.
00:09:44.000 What about a spoon?
00:09:46.000 That can't add to the flavour or nutrition of Helligate Cereal.
00:09:50.000 Mine is for me and strong, then.
00:09:53.000 Well, to be fair...
00:09:55.000 Answer me! 1.00
00:09:56.000 I demand answers, you little faggot! 1.00
00:09:58.000 Why am I so big and strong? 1.00
00:09:59.000 To be fair, you don't drink whiskey out of a plastic cup, do you?
00:10:03.000 Doesn't really change the taste or flavour.
00:10:05.000 Cognac and those big white glasses.
00:10:07.000 Maybe there are correct vessels for certain foods and beverages.
00:10:10.000 Tristan, don't...
00:10:12.000 Don't let him get away with this.
00:10:14.000 If I said to you, Bailey, let's have a whiskey right now with ice and I gave it to him a plastic cup, what would you say?
00:10:20.000 I'd look at you weird.
00:10:21.000 Because whiskey goes in glass.
00:10:23.000 It does go in glass.
00:10:24.000 Maybe, just maybe, we've been plastic cupping our whiskey the whole time in the form of Hello Kitty cereal.
00:10:30.000 Maybe eating out of normal human-sized bowls just wasn't the way to do it. 0.98
00:10:34.000 Maybe you're a chicken! 1.00
00:10:36.000 And you're a fucking dickhead. 1.00
00:10:37.000 And I'm sick of living with two dickheads. 1.00
00:10:40.000 Two fucking losers. 1.00
00:10:42.000 You're short. 1.00
00:10:43.000 You're a faggot. 1.00
00:10:44.000 Two little losers who try and hate on me and my brilliance. 1.00
00:10:48.000 This is called synergy. 0.98
00:10:50.000 You need to study the secrets of the universe.
00:10:53.000 Vibration of frequency.
00:10:54.000 This is synergy.
00:10:55.000 Hello Kitty cereal in a Hello Kitty bowl with a Hello Kitty spoon.
00:10:58.000 Everything lines up.
00:10:59.000 You know how sometimes in life everything just goes together and works up practically?
00:11:02.000 You don't know anything about that! 1.00
00:11:03.000 You're a fucking family! 1.00
00:11:04.000 Because I'm not on house arrest and Bailey's not on house arrest. 1.00
00:11:07.000 Yeah, what's the one factor here?
00:11:09.000 So let's go out for a steak?
00:11:10.000 Let's go right now.
00:11:12.000 You've been in the house too long, sir.
00:11:31.000 Did you just order five boxes of sunglasses?
00:11:34.000 Everyone wants to be me, Bayley.
00:11:36.000 Wake up!
00:11:37.000 Bayley, wake up! 1.00
00:11:38.000 Welcome to the real fucking world! 1.00
00:11:39.000 Everyone's trying to be Andrew Tate. 0.99
00:11:41.000 All the conservatives are crying their eyes out, why don't you follow Andrew Tate?
00:11:44.000 Because they want to be me.
00:11:45.000 They want to be a famous bad guy.
00:11:47.000 They want to be a superhero and big and rich and strong.
00:11:50.000 Didn't you notice that nobody ever smokes cigars? 0.99
00:11:52.000 And then I pop on the internet and now you can't go anywhere without some dipshit smoking a cigar pretending he matters. 0.98
00:11:56.000 He doesn't fight the Matrix. 0.98
00:11:57.000 He's not globally famous.
00:11:58.000 He's not billionaire.
00:11:59.000 He's nobody with a cigar who wants to be me.
00:12:01.000 So, I decided...
00:12:03.000 To get my sunglasses made on bulk.
00:12:06.000 And I was going to sell them, but I've come to a very sobering conclusion.
00:12:10.000 And the conclusion is, there's already enough people trying to emulate me.
00:12:13.000 Trying to imitate me.
00:12:14.000 And if I sell these sunglasses, there's going to be a whole bunch more little Andrew Tates running around in my sunglasses.
00:12:19.000 Which is going to annoy me.
00:12:21.000 Because there are already a bunch of little Andrew Tates running around talking to girls. 0.98
00:12:24.000 I'm the man. 0.99
00:12:26.000 Gays. 0.84
00:12:28.000 So I don't know. 0.93
00:12:29.000 If I sell these sunglasses, it might add to the problem.
00:12:31.000 So I'm deciding if I either keep them all or if I sell them all.
00:12:36.000 What do you think I should do? 0.99
00:12:40.000 On one hand, you could have a bunch of little kids running around school with the Andrew Tate sunglasses, calling everybody faggots. 0.99
00:12:46.000 That would piss the Matrix off. 0.99
00:12:47.000 I've got both designs.
00:12:48.000 I wear these ones when I wear a suit, and I wear these ones when I wear, let's say, a tracksuit or something.
00:12:54.000 I've got both designs.
00:12:55.000 I've got hundreds of pairs.
00:12:56.000 What I'm actually thinking of doing is putting them for sale on topg.com at $20,000 a pair.
00:13:01.000 Nice.
00:13:02.000 Not to make money. 0.98
00:13:03.000 But that way, if I run into someone with my sunglasses, I know they're a fucking G. And I can take photos with them. 0.98
00:13:09.000 I can swap numbers with them. 0.99
00:13:11.000 I know they're a man who makes money.
00:13:13.000 If I find anyone out there in the world with my sunglasses at 20 grand a pair, I will instantly talk, shake stock, shake his hand, take a picture.
00:13:20.000 I'll want to know who that guy is.
00:13:21.000 If I sell him at any kind of reasonable price, everyone will have him.
00:13:24.000 You know?
00:13:24.000 TopG.com already does millions and millions a month.
00:13:27.000 I don't want everyone to have my sunglasses.
00:13:28.000 So I think what I'm going to do, I'm going to put him off at 20 grand a pair.
00:13:31.000 Almost like a litmus test.
00:13:33.000 Andrew, you can't listen to sad music all day long.
00:13:44.000 Just because you're depressed, you missed the Trump coin.
00:13:48.000 And our friends made 20 in.
00:13:51.000 You can't just listen to sad music all day.
00:13:54.000 On repeat.
00:13:57.000 What'd you say?
00:13:58.000 I can't do what?
00:14:00.000 I said, you can't listen to sad music all day.
00:14:04.000 People don't realize you've not slept at all since missing the Trump coin.
00:14:10.000 You've been sitting at this computer for 48 hours straight.
00:14:14.000 No sleep.
00:14:15.000 About 43 hours and counting without any sleep at all.
00:14:18.000 I can't even hear you over the music.
00:14:22.000 Andrew.
00:14:25.000 Andrew, we can't.
00:14:26.000 No.
00:14:28.000 Give me a play-by-play.
00:14:29.000 How are you feeling?
00:14:30.000 I feel like I have so much money that I don't need the money.
00:14:34.000 But there was money that I didn't get.
00:14:36.000 Which is why I'm a winner. 0.84
00:14:38.000 Losers think I have enough. 1.00
00:14:39.000 That's why they never fucking get anywhere. 1.00
00:14:41.000 People like me have it all and want more. 0.95
00:14:43.000 That's what we do.
00:14:44.000 We conquer lands.
00:14:45.000 And we need more. 1.00
00:14:46.000 We take all the fucking money. 1.00
00:14:48.000 We take all the fucking women. 1.00
00:14:49.000 We need fucking more. 1.00
00:14:50.000 We have to have it. 0.99
00:14:51.000 And I, who only affords himself three hours of sleep a day...
00:14:55.000 Managed to sleep at the exact time I could have ached into a once-in-a-generational coin.
00:15:00.000 And it pissed me off. 0.99
00:15:03.000 Because I'm on this computer for 21 hours a fucking day. 0.99
00:15:07.000 True. 0.99
00:15:08.000 You know what?
00:15:09.000 I prayed for you.
00:15:10.000 The only answer is to never sleep again.
00:15:16.000 I'm praying for you.
00:15:17.000 I prayed for you this morning.
00:15:18.000 You're not allowed to pray for me.
00:15:19.000 I can pray for you all I want.
00:15:22.000 You can't even do anything about it.
00:15:23.000 No, you're not allowed.
00:15:23.000 I don't want you to pray for me.
00:15:25.000 I don't want your prayers.
00:15:26.000 Your prayers are not allowed.
00:15:28.000 I reject them.
00:15:30.000 I reject them all.
00:15:31.000 Good luck, sir.
00:15:32.000 Good luck, sir.
00:15:33.000 Because your prayers didn't help me.
00:15:34.000 And that's why I'm in the situation I'm in.
00:15:36.000 No, I'm praying for your heart, sir.
00:15:38.000 I want you to understand.
00:15:39.000 The fact I have hundreds of millions of dollars is the only reason I can take this out. 0.99
00:15:43.000 If I was broke and this happened to me, I'd fucking kill myself. 1.00
00:15:47.000 If I was broke, I'd jump off a fucking bridge. 0.99
00:15:50.000 I'm gonna pray that you have peace instead of greed, joy instead of envy, and that your heart is healed from this L. You should pray that I play this song a hundred times on repeat and sit on my chair for another 24 hours. 0.99
00:16:04.000 That's what you should pray for. 0.98
00:16:05.000 That's what's gonna fucking happen. 0.99
00:16:07.000 Are y'all in the trenches? 0.98
00:16:15.000 Maybe.
00:16:17.000 Boys, I'm sitting at my computer trying to edit your videos, and you're in the trenches making money.
00:16:22.000 I'm getting in the trenches.
00:16:25.000 Boomer Bailey is joining the trenches.
00:16:28.000 Well, Bailey, if you do it right, then you don't have to make our videos anymore. 0.88
00:16:31.000 You just sail off into the sunset with all your money.
00:16:34.000 That's all right.
00:16:34.000 You can quit.
00:16:36.000 That'd be a shame, yeah.
00:16:37.000 That'd be a real shame.
00:16:39.000 Bailey, you know, let me just give you millions of dollars.
00:16:42.000 Nothing is serious anymore.
00:16:45.000 Nothing is serious anymore.
00:16:47.000 Nothing makes sense anymore.
00:16:49.000 Everything is just imaginary money.
00:16:50.000 I was saying for years, money is not real.
00:16:52.000 It wasn't real five years ago.
00:16:54.000 When I was rich five years ago, it was a big deal.
00:16:55.000 Andrew's rich.
00:16:56.000 He has a Bugatti.
00:16:57.000 He's rich. 1.00
00:16:57.000 Now everyone's fucking rich. 1.00
00:16:59.000 Everyone has an AP. Everyone has a fucking Lambo. 1.00
00:17:01.000 Everyone's got money. 1.00
00:17:02.000 Nothing's real.
00:17:03.000 Numbers on a screen. 0.94
00:17:04.000 Vaporware garbage. 0.56
00:17:05.000 The USD is backed by nothing. 1.00
00:17:07.000 All these coins are fucking Ponzi's. 1.00
00:17:09.000 Everyone's in the trenches. 1.00
00:17:10.000 No one wants to do any real work.
00:17:12.000 No one's building factories or anything real.
00:17:14.000 I was just sitting there clicking away typing.
00:17:16.000 And the most interesting thing is people have conflated.
00:17:18.000 They've conflated losing money with work. 0.99
00:17:21.000 Because work sucks and losing money sucks. 0.69
00:17:24.000 So they think sitting in the trenches, scrolling up and down all day, losing all their money is somehow work. 0.97
00:17:28.000 But it's not.
00:17:29.000 Because when you work, you create something.
00:17:31.000 Even if you don't win that exact day by working, you're creating something.
00:17:36.000 Losing your money is just losing.
00:17:37.000 And we have this huge conflation now.
00:17:39.000 It's people like, I'm working, I'm in the trenches. 0.98
00:17:41.000 And here I am myself, in the fucking trenches, thinking I'm working. 0.99
00:17:45.000 Am I working? 1.00
00:17:46.000 What the fuck are we doing, Tristan? 0.99
00:17:49.000 What are we doing? 0.99
00:17:50.000 We're on house arrest for human trafficking, gambling millions of dollars on imaginary internet coins for no reason. 0.93
00:17:57.000 Think about how ridiculous this is. 0.78
00:17:59.000 This isn't real, am I? This is a simulation. 0.98
00:18:02.000 Trump's back.
00:18:05.000 Let's gamble.
00:18:05.000 - What's the handle? - You know I don't like you even more than that, you see?
00:18:12.000 'Cause simple fact you go in there before me. - I couldn't fucking get it. - Yeah, but I'm kinda losing on Trump, so it balances out. 0.99
00:18:18.000 It's fine.
00:18:18.000 I'll be happy. - And when I started the day filming you jamming out to this song, I walked in here to tell you good morning.
00:18:25.000 It is now 1 a.m.
00:18:28.000 1.30 and you're still listening to the same song.
00:18:32.000 He's depressed.
00:18:34.000 Full 19 hours later.
00:18:36.000 He is depressed.
00:18:38.000 Depressed that we only made 30 grand on Melania when our friends made 10M on Trump.
00:18:43.000 It'd be super funny if we went to zero.
00:18:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:56.000 No one are lucky, Mike.
00:18:57.000 We deserve it.
00:18:59.000 We would deserve this old cover.
00:19:03.000 Anyone, if this goes to zero on anyone, they deserve it.
00:19:06.000 Meme coins are just fun.
00:19:08.000 They're fun, and you can either play or not play.
00:19:10.000 It's like going to the casino.
00:19:14.000 Nothing is serious anymore.
00:19:16.000 I don't think you realize nothing is serious.
00:19:18.000 Back in the day, if something happened in the world, it was taken seriously.
00:19:22.000 The largest fire in history where half of L.A. burns down.
00:19:26.000 That's serious.
00:19:27.000 In this world, people are kind of serious about it a while. 0.98
00:19:30.000 Then memes start, and then within 12 hours, no one gives a fuck. 0.97
00:19:34.000 Half the city burnt down.
00:19:35.000 No one even talks about it anymore.
00:19:37.000 Nobody cares.
00:19:38.000 Everyone lost their houses.
00:19:40.000 Half the city of LA. Later base.
00:19:44.000 Who cares?
00:19:45.000 You buy LA wildfire coins.
00:19:48.000 I bet that exists.
00:19:49.000 Of course it does.
00:19:51.000 Nothing matters.
00:19:52.000 We've lost all seriousness.
00:19:54.000 Think about it. 0.99
00:19:55.000 When's the last time anyone actually gave a shit about anything? 0.98
00:19:58.000 Aliens could literally come down from space, and we'd be here looking for the meme point. 0.98
00:20:04.000 Invasion meme point.
00:20:06.000 Hold up! 0.98
00:20:06.000 Hold up! 0.98
00:20:07.000 Nothing gives this shit! 1.00
00:20:09.000 Nothing matters! 1.00
00:20:11.000 Fucking clown world. 1.00
00:20:13.000 Super fun. 1.00
00:20:14.000 Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep. Super deep.
00:20:29.000 Yep.
00:20:30.000 Yeah.
00:20:31.000 Why not?
00:20:32.000 Yeah.
00:20:33.000 I love you to take them back.
00:20:35.000 I'm talking to him, you know?
00:20:36.000 He didn't give me any point whatsoever. 1.00
00:20:39.000 Tell him the fucking ninja that's gonna beat me up. 1.00
00:20:41.000 to beat me up. 1.00
00:20:43.000 I'm feeling different in this.
00:20:48.000 I only do it even though.
00:20:50.000 Don't care! 0.93
00:20:51.000 Hey! 0.99
00:21:15.000 I like the team.
00:21:24.000 Last half.
00:22:03.000 One minute Do a rebound punch straight Like this No holes there Nothing Okay Get back at what you can do You want to go take her Get that Get it Erschel
00:22:16.000 50 30 prospective - Five seconds. - Five seconds. - Five seconds.
00:22:34.000 - Five seconds. - Five seconds. - Okay. - Dance, dance, dance.
00:22:43.000 Dance party.
00:22:44.000 We have eight or seven minutes.
00:22:46.000 - Ah! - Five seconds. - Five seconds. - Five seconds. -
00:23:04.000 Five seconds. - Five seconds. - Five seconds. - Five seconds. - Five seconds. - Five seconds. - Five seconds. - Five seconds. - Five seconds. - Five seconds. - Five seconds. - Five seconds. - Five seconds. - Five seconds. - For those that don't know, that's the break timer.
00:23:19.000 - Yeah.
00:23:20.000 - Good.
00:23:21.000 - Toilet time.
00:23:22.000 - Yeah.
00:23:23.000 - Toilet time.
00:23:24.000 - Yeah.
00:23:25.000 - Toilet time. - I said no. - I went to know, but when time client a lay note.
00:23:29.000 - Yeah. - I'm gonna go zoom on, funny black beside the dust.
00:23:32.000 - When rich, - Till I'll mark out a friend up.
00:23:34.000 - And I go.
00:23:35.000 - Look, look, look, look. - You need to take a pillow, - I'm gonna touch it on my back. - I don't need a mother. - I don't need a mother. - I don't need a aunties, - I don't need a friend. - I don't need a scammer. - Let me just take his armor. - I don't want to waste punches. - I don't want to waste punches.
00:23:47.000 I'm even more precise with it.
00:23:49.000 The less the shape you are, the less you've got to get hit, the more clever you've got to be.
00:23:53.000 You've got less bullets.
00:23:55.000 You've got to become better.
00:23:57.000 It's different when you're in fight shape. 0.99
00:23:58.000 You can just fucking swing. 0.98
00:23:59.000 When we used to do body shots in fight shape, the other guy, I'd just fucking... 1.00
00:24:02.000 The whole fucking time, he'd just punch you. 0.99
00:24:04.000 What do you mean around? 1.00
00:24:05.000 Boom.
00:24:05.000 Non-stop.
00:24:05.000 Non-stop, like psychos.
00:24:07.000 Just keep going.
00:24:08.000 Because you're going to get tired.
00:24:11.000 But now it's more like, okay...
00:24:13.000 Like, I get tired halfway through the round, then I'm like, all right, okay, now I'm getting tired.
00:24:16.000 Move it.
00:24:16.000 Whack!
00:24:18.000 Whack! 1.00
00:24:18.000 And I hurt you! 1.00
00:24:19.000 Yeah, so I'm like, okay, then he doesn't want to come forward.
00:24:21.000 Now I can rest.
00:24:23.000 Yeah.
00:24:24.000 Like, thank you for your time.
00:24:26.000 You just can't let him do those four, five, six hooks in a row.
00:24:29.000 That's all he does.
00:24:31.000 You've got to just pivot, and you've got to stick the jab in the middle, and you've got to push him.
00:24:35.000 Push him back.
00:24:36.000 Yeah, no, like, when I do hit him and he stumbles back, he does go off balance.
00:24:40.000 Yeah, he goes off balance.
00:24:40.000 You're not pushing.
00:24:42.000 Also, when he...
00:24:42.000 Or if I dodge him and he goes off balance.
00:24:44.000 And also, when he hooks, he's off balance.
00:24:46.000 Yeah.
00:24:46.000 Because he has this weird way of hooking where he hooks weird.
00:24:51.000 When I hook, my weight's going forward.
00:24:56.000 I do like Roy Jones Jr., like gazelle hooks.
00:24:58.000 I jump in.
00:24:59.000 But he manages to hook while his weight is on his back foot.
00:25:02.000 It's weird.
00:25:04.000 So as he hooks, even if you just push him, he'll fly.
00:25:09.000 So even if you're close, when he goes to hook, just push him.
00:25:12.000 That's what I was doing.
00:25:13.000 When I was right up close to him, when he went to hook, I was pushing way up against the wall.
00:25:18.000 And I'm not pushing, I'm literally just...
00:25:21.000 Because his weight's already here, and he's swinging.
00:25:24.000 He's off balance.
00:25:26.000 Whereas, it doesn't work on me the same, because I hook, I actually jump into my hooks.
00:25:30.000 Forward.
00:25:32.000 Your hooks are very snappy too.
00:25:34.000 They're not as hard as his, but they're just whack.
00:25:40.000 Yeah, it's just seeing it.
00:25:42.000 It's just enjoying the chaos and just seeing it for what it is and just chilling out and going...
00:25:47.000 Like, it's like...
00:25:50.000 Second nature.
00:25:51.000 Yeah, second nature.
00:25:52.000 It's like, you think, but you don't think.
00:25:55.000 It's just experience, I guess.
00:25:56.000 It's just forever.
00:25:58.000 Yeah, that's the thinking bit.
00:26:01.000 The IQ. It's weird, because I can watch it and be like, this needs to happen.
00:26:06.000 But then when I'm in it...
00:26:07.000 Yeah, that's the chaos.
00:26:09.000 That's why I always tell the fighters, don't act, react.
00:26:13.000 You know, because sometimes when you think about something, till you think, boom, done, too late.
00:26:17.000 You've got to do it.
00:26:19.000 Second nature, if you drill to kill nonstop, you're drilling, drilling, drilling, drilling, it will be executed when you need it.
00:26:26.000 Otherwise, you know, he did millions.
00:26:29.000 Oh, when we're doing thousands of this, why not?
00:26:31.000 Doing 10,000.
00:26:33.000 You know?
00:26:34.000 Yeah, but for you, if I had to train you for a fight, if I had to train you for a fight, the first month, the first month would be just pivoting on this shoulder all the time.
00:26:42.000 The first month would be miss, miss, miss, miss, miss.
00:26:47.000 That would be the first month.
00:26:49.000 Three hours a day.
00:26:52.000 Until every time someone tried to hit you here or here, just miss.
00:26:56.000 That's all you need.
00:26:58.000 And then hitting people is easy.
00:27:01.000 It's not getting hit, that's the game. 0.88
00:27:02.000 Hitting people.
00:27:03.000 Anyone can hit anyone. 1.00
00:27:04.000 You get a fucking dickhead off the street. 1.00
00:27:07.000 Tell him to move. 1.00
00:27:08.000 He can't.
00:27:09.000 The game is not getting hit.
00:27:11.000 Hitting is easy.