Tate Speech - April 23, 2019


India Part 1 . Vlog with Tate

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EP98 - Tate on True Geordie India Part 2 . Vlog with Tate

Episode Stats


Length

15 minutes

Words per minute

83.2

Word count

1,248

Sentence count

148


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Just go to the business lounge and.
00:00:03.000 Why are you going in here?
00:00:10.000 Yeah, are you pleased with yourself?
00:00:11.000 We're checking now.
00:00:16.000 This isn't gonna be like your Poland fiasco, is it?
00:00:19.000 There's whiskey in India.
00:00:22.000 Indian booze.
00:00:23.000 What have you.
00:00:23.000 Okay, look, Poland, I get.
00:00:25.000 You've tried Polish alcohol before.
00:00:27.000 It is what it is.
00:00:28.000 We're going where there's Indian booze.
00:00:30.000 Are you telling me you're not drinking?
00:00:33.000 Business class lounge.
00:00:36.000 I quit for me.
00:00:37.000 There's gin in the business class lounge, you can warm up.
00:00:41.000 It's a little sip of roux.
00:00:43.000 Wet the old whistle.
00:00:50.000 Gin.
00:00:52.000 Burger King.
00:00:52.000 Burger King?
00:00:54.000 It's cute coffee.
00:00:55.000 Irish?
00:00:56.000 Nope.
00:00:56.000 It's normal coffee.
00:01:00.000 It's not Irish.
00:01:03.000 Seems to be a little punk, yeah?
00:01:09.000 It's a little punk coffee.
00:01:10.000 Yes.
00:01:11.000 Boobs.
00:01:13.000 You got a mental disorder, mate.
00:01:14.000 What's something wrong with you?
00:01:16.000 Cool white wine.
00:01:17.000 Ain't that fine.
00:01:30.000 Hey loser, how's the coffee?
00:01:32.000 I'm a loser and you are a. Boozer.
00:01:37.000 He crosses over to the dark side on the way to India.
00:01:41.000 I'm proud of you, big brother.
00:01:43.000 You've made me proud.
00:01:44.000 It's booze.
00:01:45.000 It's encouraging.
00:02:17.000 You're making me drink Corduroy outfits turn the crap off you making
00:02:57.000 Here's what I like our own section to the gate for first in business.
00:03:03.000 Convenient.
00:03:05.000 Stop playing that stupid game.
00:03:06.000 I like getting my knights consumed.
00:03:09.000 Stop playing that stupid game.
00:03:14.000 That's all? Thank you.
00:03:33.000 You finally admit we're rich, yeah?
00:03:44.000 So you've quit not drinking.
00:03:47.000 I'm bruising
00:04:17.000 So the shorter flight, which isn't in a cab, all in all, it was about 1,500 euros, both ways. So this leg of the flight, this three hours, around about a grand. So I'm going to see if we get value for money, because it's actually pretty fucking cool. I'm the Talisman, and this is Talisman Review. As you can see, even a six foot four beast like myself has all the leg room.
00:04:47.000 I mean, you'd have to be probably close to seven foot to have to bend your legs in one of these places. The TV screen is bigger than a lot of people get in their houses, and you have a sliding door to keep the riff -raff at bay, and three little four glasses of champagne. So far, trying to offset the cost you might take, it's a life hack there, if you drink
00:05:17.000 table, big ass things, you get my dinner later, I'll show you what they serve to eat, I'll tell you if it's any good, but a pretty huge table, you can do basically anything on here, probably not strong enough to fuck anyone on, but.
00:05:34.000 You don't actually get a ceiling, you see.
00:05:36.000 It's not like a sealed room.
00:05:38.000 So, you probably couldn't fuck anyone anyway.
00:05:40.000 You'd get caught.
00:05:43.000 Influence Entertainment, which I never watch.
00:05:45.000 Something that looks like a little iPhone thingy.
00:05:51.000 Obviously, this remote is good for one reason and one reason only, which is the booze button.
00:05:56.000 So, when you need more booze, Adjusts low, so literally it goes completely flat.
00:06:12.000 I'd like to show you actually.
00:06:18.000 I think you can't sleep on planes. Your habit is to part with loads of money each time you fly. All the way from here. Here we go, back up I go.
00:06:43.000 Section which you can obviously keep your shoes in, I guess, as the sound cancelling headphones is standard, bottle of water in case you've been drinking too much booze, some magazines, etc., in flight entertainment.
00:06:58.000 On top of that, you get a really It certainly beats Wizz Air.
00:07:37.000 the booze button, it's shaped like a little person, people drink booze, and you press
00:08:15.000 in India.
00:08:17.000 Why did you make me come to India?
00:08:21.000 I'm asking you, why am I here?
00:08:24.000 Here I am in India, why?
00:08:27.000 I'm gonna tell you.
00:08:30.000 The old school.
00:08:39.000 Saw a sim card, it's fucked me 2000 rupees, just 30 euro to get internet.
00:08:44.000 I knew that was a ripoff.
00:08:45.000 Then some Indian guy walks up to him and starts going, he goes, Indian passport.
00:08:49.000 He goes, As soon as he worked at an Indian passport, he said 500 in English.
00:08:54.000 Well, the numbers are the same.
00:08:55.000 Indian passport, that's a big deal.
00:08:59.000 St. Regis, bro.
00:09:02.000 St. Regis.
00:09:03.000 It's the biggest hotel in Mumbai, St. Regis.
00:09:05.000 Marriott, Marriott, St. Regis, Mumbai.
00:09:14.000 Here you go my friend.
00:09:17.000 That's it.
00:09:27.000 You couldn't mess with him in a car park.
00:09:29.000 If you tried to fight him in a car park, he'd win.
00:09:33.000 Look at it a wooden box.
00:09:34.000 It takes the money.
00:09:35.000 Richest man in India.
00:09:37.000 Billionaire.
00:09:38.000 Look.
00:09:39.000 He sits there.
00:09:40.000 Give me money.
00:09:41.000 Someone on that side as well.
00:09:44.000 Multi millionaires.
00:09:47.000 We need to start that business.
00:09:48.000 Park up and take the money.
00:09:50.000 Just go where there's cars and stop them.
00:09:53.000 Box Non -existent you would not want to drive in our cars. What is it? That's the moment
00:10:40.000 During the day, this is packed. I bet it's undriveable during the day.
00:10:48.000 Our market starts at 4 a.m.
00:10:51.000 Guys work hard for 30 a.m. Flower market setting up Mumbai
00:11:20.000 I'm a G coming out from my door without certain repercussion.
00:11:32.000 Mood.
00:11:55.000 Interesting.
00:12:05.000 Might need this layer.
00:12:07.000 So Andrew said that he was going to be ready, but he's not.
00:12:11.000 He's having a fucking shower.
00:12:14.000 So I guess all the time he's showering, I'm in control of his hotel room.
00:12:20.000 Which means, in charge of the booze.
00:12:25.000 Here we go.
00:12:27.000 Crisps, probably 30 quid.
00:12:29.000 Red packet with salt and vinegar flavor.
00:12:35.000 Strange.
00:12:38.000 Hmm.
00:12:39.000 Kingfisher beer.
00:12:42.000 Now, fuck the beer.
00:12:44.000 Beers for homos.
00:12:46.000 I searched around.
00:12:49.000 I found whiskey.
00:12:53.000 Andrew gets me a little punk taking his fucking shower.
00:13:00.000 I didn't know you made your own brand of Pringle style crisps.
00:13:06.000 No, I was unaware that you.
00:13:09.000 Manufactured and branded a type of Pringle style eating chip.
00:13:17.000 Congratulations.
00:13:19.000 Is this one of those businesses you run behind my back?
00:13:21.000 Tried to cut me out.
00:13:24.000 Well, was that your fucking plan or what?
00:13:36.000 Black label, Coke.
00:13:37.000 From your mini bar, you're paying the bill, thanks.
00:13:41.000 Make me wait.
00:13:42.000 Time is money.
00:13:43.000 How long are you going to be?
00:13:50.000 Drinking fucking booze, you fucking homo!
00:13:53.000 You made me wait 10 fucking minutes in your room.
00:13:55.000 I'm gonna drink the booze from your minibar.
00:13:57.000 You're paying the bill.
00:13:57.000 Thanks.
00:13:59.000 Dang it.
00:13:59.000 Why do you have to drink booze to sit in your room?
00:14:04.000 I don't have to!
00:14:05.000 I don't fucking have to!
00:14:09.000 I want to.
00:14:12.000 You're fucking done yet?
00:14:13.000 You're going out like that?
00:14:14.000 You look like a prick anyway.
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