Tate Speech - July 26, 2022


JAMES BONDS NEW CAR | Tate Confidential Ep. 124


Episode Stats

Length

21 minutes

Words per Minute

122.010666

Word Count

2,670

Sentence Count

371

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

8


Summary

In this episode, we discuss our recent purchase of a new Aston Martin DBS, and why we think it's a good buy. We also talk about why we don't need another car right now, and what we would like to see Bugatti do with their new Bugatti Veyor, which is a car that we've always wanted to drive, but have yet to get our hands on. We also discuss our plans for the future, and whether or not we should get another car, and how we'd like to drive it around England in a suit and drive around in a supercar, or wear a suit to drive around England wearing a suit. And of course, we talk about our thoughts on the Bugatti Bugatti Centrale, which we think might be the best car in the world, but we'll have to wait and see if Bugatti can beat them to that title. We'll find out on Bugatti Center, where we'll be racing against time to beat Bugatti to the next Bugatti race car, which will be the next year. Enjoy, and spread the word to your friends and family about this podcasting friends! -Luke & James. XOXO, P.S. We apologise for the audio quality in this episode. We had some issues with the audio in the first half of the podcast, we re working on it now. We promise it'll be better in the next episode. - Luke & James xx - The guys at the next week! - P.s. We'll be back with a new episode next week, so stay tuned for that will be much better, we promise you'll get the full version of this episode! Thanks for listening and we'll see you soon! - Love ya, guys! - Cheers, Cheers! - Luke and James xx - EJ & James! - Derek, - Tom and Luke. Cheers. Timestamps: 0:00:00-6:00 - No Time to Die? 6:30 - James Bond? 7:30-8: What else is there to do? 8:40 - Why do you need a DBS? 9:15 - What else do you want to drive a car? 11:40- What else? 12:15- Is this car better than a car you can drive? 13:20 - How do you like it?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good showman routine! Good showman routine!
00:00:22.000 I think we're gonna take that.
00:00:29.000 What are we doing here?
00:00:39.000 It's Aston Martin garage.
00:00:45.000 I think we're gonna take that.
00:00:48.000 Last round. Make it tight.
00:01:04.000 Good showman routine!
00:01:07.000 I'm going to go get my coffee.
00:01:09.000 Alright.
00:01:10.000 So I watched No Time to Die, obviously, and there's a very short scene.
00:01:15.000 There's like four seconds of a DBS. And I'm James Bond, aren't I? You are James Bond.
00:01:21.000 So I need a DBS. And then also, don't you remember when we were in Munich and we pulled the cover off of the 765?
00:01:28.000 Here we go! That was fun.
00:01:59.000 What have we been doing recently?
00:02:00.000 We've been doing nothing besides No, we've still been adventuring all around.
00:02:04.000 You're right. Life's been just as fun as it's always been.
00:02:06.000 Yeah. Yeah.
00:02:07.000 Well, I was just trying to justify my new purchase.
00:02:09.000 It can't be to just pull the cover off
00:02:11.000 , it's a real world. The real world is I'm actually doing
00:02:41.000 So I bought the BS. Super Leggera.
00:02:46.000 Got the carbon badges.
00:02:49.000 Isn't she gorgeous? She is gorgeous.
00:02:52.000 She is gorgeous. How can I be James Bond if I don't have an asking?
00:02:57.000 Can you admit that I am actually right every time I say let's spend all the money?
00:03:01.000 You are completely right. Money's not real.
00:03:03.000 I'm completely right.
00:03:05.000 So because I'm now James Bond, I've decided to drive this around England, wear a suit.
00:03:10.000 Maybe we should go to McLaren. Wanna fly to McLaren?
00:03:14.000 We don't need more.
00:03:17.000 You can't go to McLaren.
00:03:19.000 We can't take the brand new DBS and drive to McLaren.
00:03:23.000 That is unreasonable.
00:03:26.000 Alright. Can I shoot?
00:03:41.000 You can't shoot? Can I fight?
00:03:42.000 You can't fight. Do I have bitches?
00:03:43.000 Yep, you got bitches. Alright, am I above the law?
00:03:46.000 You are above the law. I break basically every law and rule there is.
00:03:48.000 To drive as well. That's right.
00:03:50.000 So what am I doing to not having a DBS? It's true.
00:03:53.000 I can't live my whole life up until this point not owning a DBS. Disgraceful.
00:03:59.000 Luckily that's fixed now.
00:04:01.000 It is fixed, isn't it?
00:04:03.000 Solved. Problem solved.
00:04:16.000 I didn't realize there was a problem.
00:04:18.000 I identified it.
00:04:20.000 Solved it immediately.
00:04:22.000 Welcome to McLaren Technology Center, Luke.
00:04:32.000 Thank you for watching!
00:04:34.000 I told you the first thing we do when we bought an accident is go buy a McLaren.
00:04:39.000 This camp? Why?
00:04:42.000 Try and keep people like you, doubters, out.
00:04:48.000 People like me can't be stopped.
00:04:50.000 Man, this place is fucking awesome.
00:04:53.000 They might win.
00:04:55.000 I wonder if Bugatti Center beats them.
00:04:58.000 We'll find out. We will find out.
00:05:01.000 Because this one's fucking awesome.
00:05:03.000 R. McLaren
00:05:05.000 You stole her heart too.
00:05:41.000 Hmm.
00:06:09.000 So I'm James Bond.
00:06:11.000 I'm James Bond now. This is very James Bond-y.
00:06:14.000 No, but I actually am. The difference between the Superfast and this is that the Superfast is a scalpel.
00:06:20.000 And that this is like a steak knife.
00:06:24.000 It's still sharp, but sometimes a bit of jagged.
00:06:27.000 You understand it catches a bit.
00:06:29.000 Scalpel's just straight through.
00:06:30.000 Yeah. It's a bit of a steak knife.
00:06:32.000 Sometimes it's a bit like the power's a little bit lumpy.
00:06:34.000 Sometimes the weight distribution isn't right, so it's a bit glary on a corner.
00:06:38.000 But if you're James Bond, obviously you can handle those things.
00:06:42.000 They made it difficult on purpose to keep James Bond entertained.
00:06:46.000 That's what the DBS is all about.
00:06:48.000 Makes sense. I'm very, very happy with my purchase.
00:06:51.000 Overall, I'm extremely impressed and satisfied.
00:06:55.000 So it's a good buy. It was a good buy, Luke.
00:06:57.000 All in all, I'm impressed and satisfied, which is a good thing.
00:07:00.000 Now I'm thinking to put the largest exhaust ever.
00:07:04.000 It's like super loud to annoy everybody.
00:07:06.000 Ever? Ever. I'm going to have a huge Quicksilver exhaust system on it.
00:07:10.000 So, for that reason...
00:07:13.000 That's actually the only reason I'm tempted to go back to Romania, is to put an exhaust system on my car.
00:07:17.000 Does that make me crazy? Might make you a bit crazy.
00:07:20.000 But also, what else is there to do?
00:07:21.000 What else is there to do? But then, do I want to drive back?
00:07:24.000 Because it's going to be rainy motorways.
00:07:26.000 Maybe I should put on a truck.
00:07:28.000 Maybe we should jump on a private jet.
00:07:29.000 Luke! Life can never slow down.
00:07:32.000 Speed, momentum.
00:07:33.000 As long as we keep going quickly, we cannot fail.
00:07:35.000 We have to do everything we can possibly do, as much of it as possible.
00:07:38.000 We must spend all of our human hours waking hours doing Aikido, buying supercars, going here, going there, jumping on a private jet, fucking 15 women.
00:07:47.000 Endless jizz. It's the secret.
00:07:50.000 Too many people are out here reading books, relaxing.
00:07:54.000 I'm just gonna have a day to chill.
00:07:55.000 That's why they haven't got shit. Can't chill.
00:07:57.000 Not allowed. Not allowed to chill.
00:07:59.000 No chill allowed. No chill.
00:08:02.000 So, what I say we do is, we go to the most expensive restaurant I can possibly fucking find tonight.
00:08:09.000 Find a way to get this on a truck.
00:08:11.000 And then, we got a private jet.
00:08:14.000 The most expensive restaurant you can find in London.
00:08:16.000 Bro, I know Salt Bay.
00:08:19.000 Not many people know that me, Salt Bae are tight like that.
00:08:22.000 He's my boy. You know who Salt Bae is?
00:08:24.000 The salt sprinkler man?
00:08:25.000 Yes. My guy.
00:08:28.000 Me and him met in Dubai. He's my friend.
00:08:30.000 We're going there. We're going to go there and I'm going to spend a bunch of money because if I spend enough money, it pleases the gods of finance.
00:08:39.000 The problem is all these broke boys is they're stingy.
00:08:41.000 They hold on to their money. Me, I spend it all and it pleases the finance gods and they put more in my bank.
00:08:48.000 That's business. That is how it works.
00:08:49.000 It is exactly how it works.
00:08:51.000 It's what we teach at Hustlers University in the war room.
00:08:53.000 All the money you have, spend it all.
00:08:55.000 But don't spend it in the wrong places.
00:08:57.000 Spend it in the right places. We teach you where.
00:08:59.000 And then you get a good feeling, right?
00:09:00.000 Because spending money is fun. So now you get to spend money, which is fun, but in the right places, it brings more money back.
00:09:05.000 That's what Hustlers University is about.
00:09:07.000 That's how we get rich. So we have to go outside and have the most expensive dinner possible.
00:09:11.000 I'll message you, my boy Salt Bay.
00:09:14.000 We're gonna go there. We're gonna get a private jet.
00:09:16.000 We're gonna do Aikido. On the plane.
00:09:18.000 Your boy Salt Bae.
00:09:19.000 We're doing Aikido on the plane, Luke.
00:09:21.000 That's the plan.
00:09:23.000 I'm on it.
00:09:31.000 Love you, man.
00:09:59.000 Be the best! After I joined the war room,
00:10:44.000 that was the year I made $100,000.
00:10:47.000 One year ago, I did not even have a business.
00:10:50.000 I didn't make money. Now I make five figures every month.
00:10:54.000 If I didn't join the war room, I would be nowhere near where I am today.
00:10:59.000 A lot of people had a bad time at the point.
00:11:01.000 I was not one of them.
00:11:03.000 And I credit a lot of that to being in the war room.
00:11:07.000 That's one of the things that I'm learning in the war room.
00:11:10.000 There are multiple ways to make money.
00:11:13.000 Just between those two students alone, I saved half a million dollars.
00:11:18.000 Making money is easy. You just take it from somebody.
00:11:22.000 Literally, you can change your life in a year.
00:11:25.000 And when he talked about building a place where he could speak freely, in the war room, you learn how to be James Bond, where you can just pick up any weapon he needs.
00:11:36.000 And the thing that really hooked me on it was this opportunity to invest in the CVS. When he said that he's bringing lots of people together, I was like, I'm talking about more people like me.
00:11:47.000 The diversification of the war room allowed me to expand even further what I had wanted to expand in the future.
00:11:56.000 Joining the war room opened my eyes as I saw what was possible.
00:12:01.000 The war room was like a rabbit hole that lifted the veil on all the shit that I thought I knew that wasn't true.
00:12:07.000 But I really said, okay, I found my trap.
00:12:10.000 I found the men who see the world like I want to see it.
00:12:14.000 This is how we're rolling. You can't find men of this caliber anywhere else in the world except in the war room.
00:12:22.000 Thank you very much, gentlemen. Marcel always,
00:13:02.000 always, always orders hot chocolates.
00:13:05.000 No, we all got cappuccinos.
00:13:07.000 And he got hot chocolate.
00:13:11.000 Listen, me, Tristan, and Luke drink coffee.
00:13:14.000 So why are you drinking hot chocolate?
00:13:16.000 You always do this. We always drink coffee.
00:13:19.000 This is hot chocolate though.
00:13:22.000 The temperature is hot chocolate.
00:13:26.000 No, hot chocolate. Coffee doesn't help.
00:13:31.000 He drinks hot chocolate.
00:13:34.000 But why? You will never catch me and my brother getting hot chocolate.
00:13:39.000 Never. Never.
00:13:42.000 You've been transformed into hot chocolate before, just to be honest.
00:13:45.000 No, I haven't. No, you tricked me.
00:13:47.000 Me and you had breakfast.
00:13:49.000 I remember you tricking me.
00:13:51.000 No, I remember you tricking me.
00:13:52.000 He tricked me. He tried to poison me with hot chocolate.
00:13:56.000 Did you try and poison it? Yeah.
00:13:58.000 No, Tristan, he literally tried to get me.
00:14:00.000 He tried to poison it? Yeah, he tried to poison me.
00:14:02.000 No, we literally sat there and drank my chocolate.
00:14:05.000 Literally. Everyone saw it.
00:14:08.000 No, I know. After the whole drive, when you got COVID, they should have cured you from this hot chocolate.
00:14:12.000 Yeah. We didn't get COVID, because we had drunk coffee.
00:14:15.000 No, no, no, no. That's what I'm saying.
00:14:16.000 Coffee secure. It amplifies hot chocolate.
00:14:18.000 The COVID amplifies hot chocolate.
00:14:20.000 What? It amplifies hot chocolate.
00:14:23.000 It amplifies hot chocolate. Cappuccino cures coffee.
00:14:25.000 It does. No, it doesn't.
00:14:28.000 You've had it. It's not at all.
00:14:38.000 Hot chocolate.
00:14:43.000 He's still on this hot chocolate thing.
00:14:47.000 So the road dogs are back together.
00:14:50.000 Me, Tristan, Andrew, Marcel.
00:14:52.000 We're back together. All together.
00:14:56.000 It's been a while. It has been a while.
00:14:58.000 At least six weeks. What are we doing?
00:15:06.000 We're rich. We shouldn't go to Antarctica or something.
00:15:08.000 We're just fucking sitting around here.
00:15:10.000 Yeah. We're rich.
00:15:13.000 We shouldn't go to Antarctica. Luke, we have to go to Antarctica.
00:15:15.000 I agree. To annoy Tristan.
00:15:17.000 Sorry. Sorry. Tristan super doesn't want to go to Antarctica.
00:15:20.000 He super doesn't want to go.
00:15:22.000 No, I'm serious. Wait, wait, wait.
00:15:24.000 We're calling. Hello?
00:15:28.000 Does someone steal your phone?
00:15:29.000 Where's my phone? What do you mean?
00:15:32.000 Okay. You're sitting next?
00:15:34.000 No, but you're sitting next to me.
00:15:37.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait. How are you calling me asking me where your suit is when you're right here?
00:15:43.000 I'm right here. Tristan, you're already next to me wearing your suit.
00:15:46.000 I'm in my suit. Bro, that must be...
00:15:48.000 Imposter, bro. He didn't...
00:15:50.000 He can't be calling you. He was ringing you.
00:15:52.000 Yeah. You're telling me that sometimes went in your room and took your suit and then went out.
00:15:58.000 But Tristan, you're right.
00:16:00.000 Tristan's been here the whole time.
00:16:01.000 Yeah, Tristan's been here the whole time.
00:16:03.000 Someone's pretending to be me on the phone.
00:16:04.000 Tristan, you're already here, so you're not the real Tristan.
00:16:06.000 Someone's pretending to be me on the phone. You're not the real Tristan, so you're pretending to be Tristan.
00:16:09.000 You're off the phone, you fraud. Some fraud got my number.
00:16:11.000 Some guy's pretending to be Tristan.
00:16:13.000 If I wasn't Tristan, why would my initials be on my cuff?
00:16:17.000 Doesn't make sense. It literally just doesn't make sense.
00:16:20.000 So this guy is pretending he has no clothes to wear because someone took his suit.
00:16:24.000 Someone took your suit. Some loser from Instagram who follows me.
00:16:26.000 Probably. There are.
00:16:28.000 It's got to be an Instagram loser. Obsessed.
00:16:31.000 It's super weird. Supposedly you're not coming now because you don't have clothes to wear, but you're already going to wear it in your suit.
00:16:35.000 I bought this suit especially tonight.
00:16:38.000 So don't... We don't need that imposter to come.
00:16:40.000 Yeah. Yeah.
00:16:43.000 Hot chocolate.
00:16:48.000 America is a failed country.
00:16:49.000 It's a dying empire.
00:16:51.000 It's a failed society. What do you mean?
00:17:07.000 Hello, I'm wonderful, thank you.
00:17:09.000 Can I have a Hey Joplin Connoisseur A or B? You're not using my card again.
00:17:15.000 Has Rory finally lost his mind?
00:17:17.000 I'll drink with these guys. I'll just have some spark.
00:17:22.000 How are you, Rory? You'll have a hot chocolate.
00:17:26.000 No, Rory really likes hot chocolates.
00:17:32.000 I thought Rory loved hot chocolate.
00:17:34.000 Listen, I've been Rory's friend for years.
00:17:37.000 Listen, I'm just going to reply with what I would reply.
00:17:50.000 All right, Tristan, you can have a whiskey.
00:17:55.000 Thank you. Rory's not getting anything.
00:17:57.000 Sorry, Rory. I don't.
00:17:59.000 I can find my own dreams.
00:18:00.000 Rory, Rory. You used my card at any opportunity.
00:18:04.000 How did you get into my hotel?
00:18:06.000 How did you get into my hotel?
00:18:08.000 Wasn't the girl terrified?
00:18:11.000 Look, all I know is I'm Tristan T. I don't know who you think I am.
00:18:16.000 It says it on my cuffs.
00:18:18.000 It says it... On my tailored suit, I came to my hotel room, I got a key to my hotel room, put my suit on...
00:18:29.000 Rory, have you finally lost your mind?
00:18:35.000 Is that what's happened? What?
00:18:42.000 What now? Oh, not allowed a bit of pizza on a Friday night.
00:18:46.000 Rory, the world has to know the truth.
00:18:50.000 What? That we're addicted.
00:18:53.000 What truth? Very badly.
00:18:56.000 Shit. Well, that did fucking work.
00:19:01.000 So we don't have an exact date, but it must be between the 52 and the 56.
00:19:08.000 So pre the embargo of Cuban goods going to the United States.
00:19:12.000 Before the embargo, it was common that big groups used to ask Cuba about very special cigars made for a promotion of very important employees or celebrate anything.
00:19:25.000 And this little boy came from 70 years ago.
00:19:31.000 So this is the oldest cigar in London, maybe?
00:19:34.000 I cannot say yes, but it's gonna be somewhere there.
00:19:39.000 Alright, here you go. You wanna be me?
00:19:41.000 You can smoke my cigar. I'll take this one.
00:19:43.000 No, you can't.
00:19:46.000 Tristan really likes ancient cigars.
00:19:48.000 That's for me. Thank you. Rory, this is really weird.
00:19:57.000 Yeah. I could make a nice episode about this cigar and say it's just a joke about him pretending to be me.
00:20:02.000 What do you mean, joke? It's going on my card, mate.
00:20:05.000 I paid for it. If it was...
00:20:07.000 Where's my...
00:20:10.000 Where's my card?
00:20:15.000 What do you mean? Well, it's my hotel room.
00:20:18.000 I'm missing a card.
00:20:19.000 Yeah, on the desk is my card.
00:20:21.000 So I needed my card for my 1950s cigar.
00:20:24.000 Yeah. And here it is.
00:20:25.000 Tristan was saying this whole time how he couldn't wait.
00:20:34.000 Ignore my friends. This is weird, Rory.
00:20:40.000 Really weird. You've changed, mate.
00:20:46.000 You don't seem the same.
00:20:49.000 Something did happen to Roy, didn't it?
00:20:53.000 Just walk in.
00:20:55.000 So, this is between 1952 and 1958.
00:20:57.000 It is. It should be between 1952 and 1956.
00:21:01.000 1952 and 1956. So it's the oldest cigar you have.
00:21:03.000 See, as I'm paid, I should have.
00:21:06.000 It's not allowed. I should have to buy paid.
00:21:11.000 Don't give it to him. He stole my cards.
00:21:13.000 Thank you. Enjoy. Rory, you're nothing but thief.
00:21:18.000 I'd be ashamed of that.
00:21:19.000 That's great.
00:21:20.000 I'm gonna sit and smoke this cigar and ignore all of you.
00:21:24.000 That's so immature.
00:21:25.000 I don't understand.
00:21:26.000 No respect.
00:21:27.000 Marceau, when's the last time you saw Rory?
00:21:31.000 Well, how long did the night last?
00:21:34.000 I last saw you on our car trip and on the jet because I'm your son and you know I am.
00:21:41.000 Ah, Rory.
00:21:42.000 I've seen you, David.
00:21:43.000 It's been a few years since you've seen me, Rory.
00:21:44.000 Over 10.
00:21:45.000 Rory, you've definitely been watching Take On Financial, haven't you?
00:21:51.000 and that's the proportion.
00:21:52.000 That's how you know about...