Tate Speech - July 26, 2022


KUNG FU MASTER VS BUGATTI | Tate Confidential Ep. 134


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

148.75984

Word Count

2,519

Sentence Count

307

Misogynist Sentences

8

Hate Speech Sentences

7


Summary

In this episode, the lads talk about the first time they met each other, how they met, and what they are up to now. Also, the boys get into a fight about spaghetti sauce and Luke almost gets into a car crash. The lads are joined by a new guest, Luke's sister, and a special guest, who happens to be a Chinese Kung Fu Master. We hope you enjoy the episode, and don't forget to subscribe on your favourite streaming platform so you don't miss the next episode! Enjoy, and spread the word to your friends about this podcast! XOXO, Andrew, Tristan, Jake, Luke, and Pippa. Have a nice rest of your day. Love ya. xoxo -The lads. Hosted By: Andrew, Jake & Tristan. Produced By: Luke, Jake and Luke. Music by: Andrew and Tristan Thank you so much for listening to this podcast, it means a lot to us and we really appreciate your support. We really do appreciate it. We are working hard on making this podcast and we hope you like it. Thank you for being a good listen. We can t wait to do more of this in the future episodes! -Pippa and Luke - The boys. Xoxo, Andrew and Luke xxx (Music by Andrew ( ) Luke ( Jake and Tristen . (Shout out to you for the support us on this podcast. We appreciate you guys so much. We love you, we really really much. Love ya, we appreciate you. We're working hard and appreciate all your support us. ) - Thank you. -Tristan Love you, Pippas , Jake , Jules & Andrew etc. , P. ( ) - P. P. & P. (A. ( ) - P. M. & J. ( . ) Thank you, Jake & KEVY ( ) ( ) Thankyou, Jake ( ) & Jules ( ) Love you all so much, P.B. . . -Josie ( ) . , Luke ( & G ( , , G) (P. & G) ( ) and the boys


Transcript

00:00:02.000 He's a Chinese Kung Fu master but he's also like flexing on me and my girl.
00:00:07.000 I just walk in like what?
00:00:08.000 I'll do my top button up and fuck you up Good song everything!
00:00:14.000 Good song everything!
00:00:26.000 They can't gonna take that!
00:00:33.000 This is nice!
00:00:46.000 I mean it's not a burden but it's alright It's not Luton. We have the Arndale Center.
00:00:49.000 I mean, I guess it's not African food, but also, this is nice.
00:00:57.000 Okay, so that's what we do?
00:01:02.000 Our boat fits in the harbor, though. That's the problem.
00:01:06.000 This is Jake.
00:01:13.000 Can you switch?
00:01:15.000 No, I'm not answering.
00:01:21.000 That doesn't count.
00:01:23.000 Admit you couldn't swim. Admit you can't swim.
00:01:25.000 Alright, I can't swim. So who wins?
00:01:27.000 No one. So you're a sinker.
00:01:30.000 You're drowning right now.
00:01:31.000 I'm not drowning, but this is very cool.
00:01:33.000 This is very cool. This is very cool.
00:01:36.000 This is cool. At first I thought it was lights from above flashing down.
00:01:41.000 But no, that wouldn't work because of shadows.
00:01:44.000 So is the buggy man.
00:01:53.000 Yeah, I'm driving.
00:01:54.000 I'm driving, yeah? I bought Lamborghini at home.
00:01:57.000 It's fine. It's the same. No, he's a really good driver.
00:01:59.000 I'm a good driver, G. He truly is a really good driver.
00:02:03.000 Trust me. It's because I'm brown.
00:02:05.000 You are really a super good driver.
00:02:06.000 I know. It's because I'm brown. She's racist to me.
00:02:08.000 It might be. Definitely racially motivated.
00:02:10.000 Rifey, let's go. One wifey's.
00:02:13.000 Ah, you guys can go. Have you ever made spaghetti sauce?
00:02:24.000 I don't think so. You've never made spaghetti sauce in your whole fucking life.
00:02:27.000 How old are you? 25.
00:02:29.000 You've never once made spaghetti sauce ever.
00:02:31.000 You've never sat there and thought, I'm going to make some spaghetti sauce.
00:02:33.000 Never once. Shit, you should have been driving, Andrew.
00:02:36.000 Almost crashed there. You nearly almost crashed.
00:02:38.000 You've never made spaghetti sauce. This dude can't drive.
00:02:39.000 I said I'd drive. I've made spaghetti sauce and I can drive.
00:02:42.000 Everything would have been fucking fine.
00:02:43.000 Nobody fucking listens to me. Nobody trusts me.
00:02:45.000 I'm sitting around here with fucking...
00:02:48.000 Bro, bro, he's never made spaghetti sauce, my G. No wonder you're going to crash.
00:02:52.000 It's true, I don't think I've ever made spaghetti sauce.
00:02:54.000 You've never made spaghetti sauce even once. I really don't think he ever once.
00:02:56.000 No spacesuit, no fucking spaghetti sauce.
00:02:58.000 I've had enough of this shit. It's true, no spacesuit either.
00:03:02.000 Something has to change. You forgive me?
00:03:04.000 Something literally has to change you.
00:03:06.000 We've reached a point now where something hasn't happened.
00:03:10.000 I've had at least 15 Boca and Tonics, and I've decided if you don't put your spacesuit on, it makes me spaghetti sauce.
00:03:15.000 Pronto, you and I are going to fight bare knuckle to the death.
00:03:20.000 Oh, no, no.
00:03:21.000 All right. How do I make spaghetti sauce?
00:03:23.000 Tomorrow we're going to make spaghetti sauce.
00:03:25.000 I'll take up an angel. We're going to make a cooking channel.
00:03:28.000 Okay. That's the new plan.
00:03:30.000 Supercar? That's my, uh, that's Jules' car.
00:03:34.000 It's not our car. We need a taxi, G. Taxi?
00:03:36.000 Yes, please. Unless you can drive us to Cheyenne, Wyoming.
00:03:42.000 Get on the way to Wyoming. Coming home, by the time you get here, you'll be long gone.
00:03:51.000 Put the girls in the taxi, right here.
00:03:53.000 Somebody new in this show.
00:03:55.000 🎵
00:03:57.000 🎵
00:03:59.000 Congrats bro.
00:04:01.000 Thanks man.
00:04:03.000 I like it.
00:04:05.000 Of course you like it.
00:04:07.000 You already know you like it.
00:04:09.000 It's another watch.
00:04:12.000 No, I didn't buy a watch.
00:04:17.000 You know, the problem is, Luke, That you don't listen to Andrew and Tristan enough when it comes to watches and whoopies and things like that.
00:04:31.000 That is amazing. It's good for my skin, bro.
00:04:35.000 The worst thing about Luke is he actually has loads of money now and he still doesn't buy anything yet.
00:04:40.000 Yeah. I just won.
00:04:42.000 I'm a monk. I'm a monk man.
00:04:47.000 Well, it is what it is.
00:04:49.000 I'll just wear two Rolexes today.
00:04:52.000 Nice. I'm Andrew Tate.
00:04:57.000 I like that. Ah, there we go.
00:05:02.000 Yeah, that's fun. Those are G. Yeah, these are good.
00:05:05.000 Double time. Absolutely amazing.
00:05:06.000 This man right here always has the best watches.
00:05:21.000 Absolutely. Absolutely the watch master.
00:05:25.000 So I gotta send you crypto today.
00:05:31.000 Python. You know any pythons had to die?
00:05:34.000 Call me King Cobra. King Cobra fuck a python up so I wear a pythons.
00:05:39.000 I walked into Philip Plyne in Prague.
00:05:43.000 She's like, it's one of one.
00:05:46.000 I was like, really? She goes, yeah, and the model who wore her on the catwalk is about your size.
00:05:50.000 Tried to unfit perfectly. I said, I'm going to take it.
00:05:52.000 She goes, it's very expensive. I said, I'm going to take it.
00:05:56.000 She goes, $19,000.
00:05:58.000 Look broke.
00:06:01.000 Did she not see your watch? She didn't see what I'm saying.
00:06:06.000 Then I went to Armani.
00:06:07.000 I told him I'm a Kung Fu master.
00:06:09.000 They said, you're a Kung Fu master? I was like, can't you tell?
00:06:13.000 Now I've got like the Chinese style.
00:06:15.000 But I leave it open so they can see the Wudan tattoo.
00:06:19.000 I could do it up and look like a monk, but I would wear it open like this.
00:06:22.000 And when I walk in the club, people are like, Rocky!
00:06:25.000 He's a Chinese Kung Fu master, but he's also like flexing on me and my girl.
00:06:30.000 I just walk in like, well, I'll do my top button up and fuck you up!
00:06:36.000 It's true! You don't want it!
00:06:38.000 You don't want the smoke!
00:06:41.000 So it turns out that we now have 100,000 subscribers on K-Speech.
00:06:48.000 So we need to celebrate, Luke.
00:06:49.000 We need to do something. We can give away $100,000.
00:06:54.000 We can not give away $100,000.
00:06:56.000 Who knows? That's a good idea.
00:06:58.000 That's a good idea. We've got so many things we can do.
00:07:01.000 What should we do for the fact that my channel, me, talking the truth, has managed to make it to 100,000 subscribers before it got banned?
00:07:11.000 It's a miracle! I'm a Kung Fu master with 62 carats of diamonds on his wrist, about to go out for the most expensive dinner in the most expensive city in the world.
00:07:23.000 And we've just hit 100k subscribers and we need to do something.
00:07:27.000 Now I've got some pretty good ideas, but I was thinking maybe we should ask the peasants.
00:07:33.000 Okay. The peasants, the people who watch.
00:07:36.000 You see me. You see me out here flexing.
00:07:39.000 You see me doing all these things.
00:07:41.000 I know the easy answer is, give us money.
00:07:43.000 But you know what? Even if I gave you money, you'd still be a geek.
00:07:47.000 You'd just be a rich geek.
00:07:48.000 You wouldn't be the G. I don't know if money's the answer.
00:07:52.000 Money's an easy one. I might give some money away.
00:07:54.000 You might do something. We need some kind of competition.
00:07:56.000 Like, live with us for a year.
00:07:59.000 Fly around on the jets. Like a complete transformation from loser to fucking something, from peon to bad boy.
00:08:07.000 Maybe I should take a student under my wing like Bruce Lee and beat him up every day until he's super hard to kill.
00:08:13.000 I don't know, we need to do something.
00:08:15.000 We need to do something spectacular and grandiose.
00:08:19.000 Remember those words, write them down.
00:08:21.000 Spectacular, grandiose. Okay, spectacular, grandiose.
00:08:23.000 Put it on the whiteboard. Something, you know, but I'm not entirely sure what.
00:08:27.000 But what I do know...
00:08:30.000 Is that whoever gets chosen, if you're not subscribed to the channel, you're not going to get chosen.
00:08:34.000 If you're not on the email list on cobertake.com, you're not going to get chosen.
00:08:36.000 So do those two things first.
00:08:38.000 And then what I want the peons to do before I make my final decision, which I'm going to announce in the next video, I want the peons, this is your chance to email me at cobertakenews at gmail.com and tell me what you would like me to do to give away back to the community to show I'm such a nice, kind-hearted, good man. Because we've now reached 100k subs.
00:08:56.000 What should I give back to you?
00:08:57.000 I already give you all this knowledge and game and entertainment.
00:09:01.000 Now you want more from me.
00:09:03.000 Because you've given me the honor of watch me educate you.
00:09:07.000 Tell me what you think you deserve.
00:09:09.000 I'm going to read every single email.
00:09:11.000 CobraTapenews at gmail.com YouTube competition.
00:09:14.000 Tell me what I should give away.
00:09:16.000 I'm genuinely interested.
00:09:17.000 And in the meantime, I'm going to take my kung fu knowing ass with all my diamonds.
00:09:23.000 I'm going to spend some money. So they let a cowboy in Dubai.
00:09:36.000 A cowboy and a ninja.
00:09:39.000 In a Ferrari. Cowboy and ninja spotted.
00:09:46.000 Chatting it up. I wonder what they talk about I had no clue
00:09:56.000 I'm going to the airport now. See you later!
00:10:22.000 Oh I'm so happy that you could.
00:10:25.000 Thank you.
00:10:30.000 Thank you. What are you going to do when I get a Bugatti t-shirt?
00:11:16.000 You don't need a Bugatti t-shirt.
00:11:17.000 Bugatti t-shirt, a Bugatti car, a Bugatti hat.
00:11:21.000 You don't need these things though.
00:11:22.000 I do need these. What else can I get a Bugatti hat?
00:11:25.000 Shoes? Shoes.
00:11:26.000 My watch isn't fancy enough.
00:11:28.000 Maybe I can get a Bugatti. Bro. That is fancy enough.
00:11:32.000 Nah. You can get the Bugatti watch to sheer on, but Jacob would go, I think it's like 650, 700 views.
00:11:36.000 What? No. So I get the watch.
00:11:38.000 You're right. I need the watch. I need a t-shirt.
00:11:40.000 I know. You don't need more watches.
00:11:43.000 To go with the Bugatti car, and then I'll have everything.
00:11:46.000 Then I'll be done. So you admit that I need one more watch and two all the Bugatti.
00:11:50.000 No, you don't need more watches.
00:11:51.000 You don't need the... No.
00:11:53.000 So you admit it. No, you don't need...
00:11:54.000 Okay, so it's opposite day. Do I need those things?
00:11:58.000 Yes. I knew it.
00:12:01.000 That's not getting me. You can't get these things.
00:12:04.000 I got it. I'm a Bugatti t-shirt.
00:12:06.000 I'm a Libra of a Bugatti t-shirt. Bugatti iPad holder.
00:12:08.000 Don't even have an iPad that small. You don't need a Bugatti iPad holder.
00:12:13.000 So the Bugatti was supposed to be delivered in Germany.
00:12:20.000 But for circumstances in which I cannot explain, that was no longer possible.
00:12:24.000 So I had to find somewhere else in my Bugatti.
00:12:27.000 And I thought, what's a cool number play to have when I'm cruising around Romania, Transylvania-style, next to Dracula's castle and people see the sheer world?
00:12:35.000 What's the coolest play I've bought?
00:12:37.000 I thought I wanted a Dubai play, like a shake.
00:12:41.000 So I've had my car flown from Molsheim, France, when it was completed.
00:12:46.000 Fuck Germany. The COVID Nazi.
00:12:48.000 Fuck that off. Flew it here to Dubai.
00:12:51.000 Registered at my Dubai company, Dubai number play.
00:12:54.000 Fly it back! So when you stop me, yeah, license to registration, Dubai registration.
00:13:00.000 Dubai driver's license, Dubai car.
00:13:02.000 Hope you read Arabic, bitch.
00:13:04.000 You didn't talk to me about speed.
00:13:06.000 Speed. I got oil money.
00:13:09.000 I got oil money.
00:13:12.000 That's why we're here.
00:13:14.000 Even though we bought the Bugatti in Germany, I'm taking delivery in Dubai.
00:13:18.000 And we're going to drive it out here in the desert at 300 miles an hour.
00:13:21.000 And then it's going to fly at 500 miles an hour on a plane back to Romania.
00:13:27.000 Because you told me there was no more cars to buy.
00:13:30.000 Do you know this song?
00:13:32.000 No. It's called Liar.
00:13:36.000 I typed liar into YouTube when this song came up.
00:13:38.000 I'm not going to be surprised if your fucking face appears in the music video.
00:13:42.000 Because you just lied to me. You said there was no cars up there.
00:13:44.000 It's all your fault. And now, you're just informing the fact that I need to get you a watch.
00:13:48.000 No, I didn't. No, you don't need more watches.
00:13:51.000 I bought the diamonds. I was almost happy.
00:13:54.000 I know. Then you started saying you need emeralds.
00:13:56.000 I don't know why you... No, I didn't say that.
00:13:57.000 I said you don't need any...
00:13:59.000 And now you're telling me I need to get you a watch.
00:14:00.000 So... It's gonna be another two million in watches, another 300,000 flying the car around, global insurance for the Gatties, at least half a mil.
00:14:09.000 Man, I just need to shut my mouth, don't I? Yeah, bro, you cost me at least 20 million dollars a year, at least.
00:14:14.000 Most people work their entire lives and have a fortune at the end of their life, which is less, and I'm talking about most rich people, which is less than I blow per year on diamonds, cars, and calling you names, and booze, and traveling worldly things, and private places.
00:14:30.000 That's all your fault. And when we finally end up 59 and broke living in the Philippines in a shack, in a shack on the beach, you're gonna have to take some responsibility for what you've done.
00:14:41.000 Should just shut my mouth. I'm in a Bugatti garage in Dubai, and you are in Hustlers University.
00:14:55.000 For the first time in your life, you're in the right place at the right time.
00:14:59.000 I know you've never felt that feeling before, but you're about to.
00:15:02.000 You have a lot of work to do, a lot of information you need to process.
00:15:05.000 It's gonna be, at the start, a process which is, I wouldn't say confusing, but certainly enlightening.
00:15:12.000 You're gonna have to engage with a lot of other members of the community.
00:15:15.000 You have lots of work to do.
00:15:16.000 Joining Hostage University is just the absolute beginning.
00:15:19.000 You've put your shoes on, but now you've got the stairs to climb.
00:15:23.000 But I can assure you, you're absolutely in the right place at the right time.
00:15:26.000 This diamond watch, I'm about to put this video in so you're not lying.
00:15:31.000 So yeah, I just want to say thank you as well for all the referrals because it's so nice to see that we're getting so many friends of yours firstly and also young guys from the university and your friends and whatever coming and buying diamond watches.
00:15:45.000 I mean, 20-year-old buying diamond watches is just crazy, right?
00:15:47.000 See, the young guys from the university.
00:15:49.000 We got the young guns buying diamonds.
00:15:51.000 When I picked up this diamond watch, The guy who sells diamond watches said to me, man, I have so many of your students coming to me buying diamond watches, and my students were from Hustles University.
00:16:01.000 You all have the same information inside of that school.
00:16:04.000 It's down to you to digest the information and utilize the information and implement the new information.
00:16:09.000 It's impossible that some of the students are buying diamond watches and you not buy a diamond watch if you try.
00:16:13.000 So you've made the first step.
00:16:15.000 You're in the right place at the right time.
00:16:16.000 Now it's all about if you're the right kind of guy who's going to get rich.
00:16:20.000 Welcome to Hustles University. Second watch of the week.
00:16:55.000 Luke, it has to happen.