Tate Speech - December 29, 2023


Lambo ruins Christmas | Tate Confidential Ep 204


Episode Stats

Length

15 minutes

Words per Minute

153.43849

Word Count

2,432

Sentence Count

310

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

12


Summary

In this episode, Andrew and Alex talk about buying a Lamborghini for each other and how much money it takes to live on. Also, Andrew tries to buy a car but it's broken and he can't fit it in his car so he borrows someone else's car to drive around in the middle of the night. Then the conversation turns to the question of what would you do if you were King of the Universe and could kill yourself with a rope. Would you rather you kill yourself, or get the present you were thinking of getting for your friend? Enjoy this episode and spread the word to your friends and family about this podcast! XOXO, Andrew & Alex. Xoxo, Andrew xoxo. If you like the podcast, please leave a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you get your podcasts. I'll be looking over your comments and answering your questions in the next episode. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Xx, Andrew, Alex xoxoxo xoxos Cheers, EJ & Andrew xxx, Andrew - P.S. Thank you for listening and supporting the podcast. - EJ and Alex xxx Love ya, Ej & Alex x - Andrew x Thank you Ej and Alex xx - Ej, Elesa, Elicia, E.J. & Alex, Elexa EJ, Eichner, Elyssa, A.J., E.S., EJ. E. & EJ., A.A. & E.B. & A.B., Ej - A.O.EJ. (A.J..EJ, B.E. & B.A., B.J & C.J, C.A..J.E., C. A. J. ( ) and A.M. (E.J.) I hope you enjoy this episode. - Thank you, EK (and EJ is a fun, funny, smart, beautiful, talented, funny and smart, smart and funny, beautiful and funny and beautiful, beautiful & funny, good work, beautiful work, good job, beautiful beautiful work. , EJ (and a little bit of fun, thank you for being a pleasure to talk about it. ) - Thankyou, Cheers. -


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Thanks. Your pen.
00:00:14.000 Yes. Thank you, sir. Cheers.
00:00:17.000 Bye. Bye-bye. Safe travel, friend.
00:00:24.000 Germans love papers, don't they?
00:00:27.000 Why do Germans love papers so much?
00:00:30.000 I'm going to drive it with this on because it's so brand new.
00:00:33.000 How many miles on the clock? Seven kilometers on the clock.
00:00:40.000 Drive with the plastic on because I'm a gangstar.
00:00:43.000 Germans love paperwork.
00:00:45.000 Oh, seatbelt.
00:00:46.000 Oh, don't die.
00:00:49.000 Andrew, you have to save the world.
00:00:50.000 World Top G, you're not allowed to die.
00:00:52.000 What was I saying?
00:01:13.000 Oh yeah, Germans love paperwork.
00:01:16.000 Always going on and on about papers.
00:01:17.000 You want to have sex, you must sign this paper.
00:01:21.000 Berlin sex parties with contracts, probably.
00:01:26.000 Stinky anal, and they're all sitting around signing paperwork for it.
00:01:29.000 Fucking weirdos. Give me my car.
00:01:32.000 I don't give a fuck about papers.
00:01:34.000 There's no papers on the streets.
00:01:36.000 Imagine not having unlimited money.
00:01:45.000 Imagine, like, waking up and wanting something and not saying, give me that.
00:01:50.000 I want that, but I can't have it.
00:01:53.000 Why? Because I don't have any money.
00:01:56.000 Are you a fucking loser?
00:01:58.000 Everything I have ever wanted ever, I have.
00:02:01.000 In excess and abundance.
00:02:04.000 I couldn't live any other way.
00:02:05.000 Imagine being a full-grown man, not having everything he wants all of the time.
00:02:09.000 That would be devastating. Oh, let's speak to our mate.
00:02:16.000 It's beautiful. Thank you.
00:02:17.000 You painted it? Yes.
00:02:20.000 All right, cool. Take it to the house and we'll talk at the house.
00:02:24.000 It's very nice. Is your car broken, Alex?
00:02:32.000 Yep. That's unfortunate.
00:02:35.000 Why don't you buy four new supercars?
00:02:37.000 Because then you don't have to worry about your car being broken.
00:02:40.000 True, true. That's right.
00:02:41.000 I should buy it, you know?
00:02:43.000 Unlucky friend.
00:02:46.000 Driftin' parts like a fuckin' retard.
00:03:00.000 Bye.
00:03:01.000 So I can't fit the car.
00:03:04.000 Idiot. So what's wrong with your car?
00:03:10.000 Oh, the car broke. Oh, it's not working.
00:03:12.000 Oh, that's a shame. So why don't you just get new supercars?
00:03:14.000 Why don't you just get four new supercars?
00:03:16.000 That's an RS-7 ABT. There's only a limited edition of them, 850 horsepower.
00:03:20.000 And then I really like the SF90. I thought it was beautiful, so I might as well get a convertible.
00:03:24.000 So I got another one that's a convertible.
00:03:25.000 Two of the same car. Yeah, exactly.
00:03:27.000 One's coupe, one's convertible, and they look exactly the same.
00:03:29.000 So no one can tell that I have two different cars.
00:03:30.000 I think I have one car because I have so much money, I don't want people to even know how much money I have.
00:03:34.000 Cool, no? What happened to your car?
00:03:36.000 It's broken, yeah? Yeah. Oh, shit.
00:03:37.000 That must be terrible. It's a shame you don't know any friends, like a guy.
00:03:41.000 If you knew a guy with lots of cars, maybe he'd let you borrow one, but I don't think you know anyone.
00:03:44.000 No. That's unfortunate.
00:03:46.000 Yeah. That's life.
00:03:47.000 Yeah, you got Uber, so you'll be fine.
00:03:49.000 I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
00:04:09.000 Thank you.
00:04:14.000 So guys. Merry Christmas.
00:04:17.000 I got the prizes.
00:04:19.000 I hope you like them.
00:04:21.000 Alright.
00:04:31.000 This is pretty good.
00:04:33.000 I was the king of What would you do if I actually killed myself?
00:04:37.000 What would you do if I killed myself with this exact rope?
00:04:39.000 Andrew, you know the present I was thinking of getting Alex?
00:04:41.000 If I kill myself, I can't get it for him, can I? I'm gonna kill myself.
00:04:45.000 Would you rather me kill myself or get you the present I was gonna get you?
00:04:51.000 Because I was thinking of buying you a Lamborghini.
00:04:54.000 I don't know why you're buying a Lamborghini.
00:04:55.000 Why the fuck would you buy a Lamborghini?
00:04:58.000 Because he's my friend. This rope costs Alex the same percentage of his income as a Lamborghini will cost me of mine.
00:05:08.000 So I feel like it's kind of fair.
00:05:10.000 But now I know he wants me to kill myself, I might not do it.
00:05:13.000 I might kill myself instead of buying a Lamborghini.
00:05:15.000 I refuse to let you buy a Lamborghini.
00:05:18.000 Fuck Alex. How are you gonna stop me?
00:05:20.000 Kill yourself? Will you kill yourself if I do it?
00:05:25.000 No, I just say that there's no point in doing that.
00:05:27.000 It's a complete waste of time and money.
00:05:28.000 Fuck Alex. Why the fuck are you gonna buy him a fucking Lambo?
00:05:31.000 Because his car always breaks down.
00:05:32.000 He loses his money gambling.
00:05:34.000 Exactly. It's just funny. We get to make fun of it.
00:05:38.000 Alex decides. Do I use this or buy you a Lambo?
00:05:42.000 Well, to be honest, I think I'm gonna take back a gift.
00:05:48.000 Because I really want Tristan to survive.
00:05:50.000 Oh, so you want Tristan to survive, so I know when we can kill myself.
00:05:52.000 Alex, buy your Lambo.
00:05:54.000 Today! Buy your Lambo.
00:05:55.000 What do you mean? Now? Nah, yeah, I'll buy you Lambo today.
00:05:58.000 Lambo! For Alex.
00:05:59.000 We're going to buy Lambos now.
00:06:01.000 I am. Young straps and I don't give a fuck.
00:06:07.000 I'm homeless!
00:06:09.000 I let a thug life lose my focus, baby!
00:06:12.000 I'm troublesome!
00:06:14.000 Bad boy killer!
00:06:16.000 He likes it and I like it.
00:06:19.000 The real cars. Keep the real ones hidden away.
00:06:24.000 This is genuinely a joke.
00:06:29.000 We don't need to buy him a fucking car.
00:06:31.000 Yes, we do. No, on a genuine level.
00:06:33.000 He's worked for us five years for buying him a car.
00:06:37.000 No disrespect, Alex, but fuck Alex.
00:06:40.000 What the fuck are we buying him a car for?
00:06:42.000 You get bored for one day, you get a piece of rope, and you just...
00:06:46.000 What happened to all this Christmas spirit you were talking about?
00:06:50.000 You. It's Christmas!
00:06:52.000 You are responsible for this.
00:06:53.000 Responsible for what, Christmas? Christmas lights, Christmas tree, Christmas cheer.
00:06:59.000 Can't buy your friend a fucking Christmas gift.
00:07:01.000 It's a Lambo. So?
00:07:03.000 It's Christmas. How old are you, Alex?
00:07:05.000 22, nice. 22, I couldn't even afford to eat!
00:07:10.000 Which one is it, this one? This blue one.
00:07:13.000 This blue one? Alright, tell me about it.
00:07:19.000 Price, mileage, oh, it's here.
00:07:23.000 Wait a second, I'll bring the key to...
00:07:26.000 Sure, let me take a look around.
00:07:27.000 It's DBS, yeah? DBS 1, yeah.
00:07:31.000 Alright, that's what you buy from Alex.
00:07:34.000 The DBS. Nah, I think you're buying the 4A. We already have a 4A in the fleet.
00:07:39.000 That's cooler looking. We won't be able to keep up anyway.
00:07:42.000 That's cooler looking. I'm hard to impress with cars because I have them all.
00:07:48.000 I'm very hard to impress.
00:07:51.000 This looks beautiful, but I already have three DBSs.
00:07:57.000 Yeah, we have three of the same fucking car.
00:08:02.000 It looks nice though.
00:08:05.000 Alright, let me take a look around because the decision is ultimately nice.
00:08:08.000 Why the fuck am I in a car showroom?
00:08:10.000 This is what happens every time.
00:08:12.000 Every time I go anywhere near a car showroom, I end up buying a bunch of cars.
00:08:16.000 Yeah, but this one's for Alex. Fuck Alex.
00:08:21.000 None of them are for Alex. It's Christmas time.
00:08:23.000 No. Alex does not get a Lambo.
00:08:27.000 Alex doesn't get a Lambo.
00:08:29.000 He does. He might.
00:08:31.000 Tristan's not buying a car.
00:08:32.000 He's buying a car at me.
00:08:34.000 He's not dancing. He's not dancing to the music.
00:08:38.000 He's dancing at me.
00:08:40.000 You have to understand that.
00:08:41.000 It's like how I drink at people.
00:08:43.000 Like his cousin. I think you need to dance.
00:08:46.000 I can't. He's dancing at me.
00:08:47.000 Just kind of bob up and down in your chair, T. No.
00:08:52.000 Ruku's crying now.
00:08:54.000 That's what he's doing. This is not about the car.
00:09:04.000 Christmas time! This is not about Alex.
00:09:06.000 Christmas cheer! This is teaching me a lesson for the lights.
00:09:08.000 You said Christmas! It's because I put lights on the house.
00:09:10.000 So now you're gonna buy a car at me.
00:09:12.000 Yeah. Give it to Alex to annoy me.
00:09:14.000 It's Christmas. New S63. We don't need a new S63, do we?
00:09:23.000 Nah. We don't need anything.
00:09:25.000 I wonder what that's like. Is that it?
00:09:29.000 The new 7 Series? Yeah.
00:09:30.000 Let's sit in it. Turn it on. I have it on the world's platform.
00:09:33.000 And besides that, we have a TV. We have the Audi now.
00:09:37.000 That's to be driven around in, bro.
00:09:39.000 Is it? It's a 7 Series.
00:09:41.000 I'd buy one to be driven in. I wouldn't drive it myself.
00:09:44.000 All right, let's have a look. This has got more headroom than the convertible, right?
00:09:48.000 Do you fit? I hope you don't fit.
00:09:52.000 I hope you don't fit, Alex, because then it won't be bought.
00:09:56.000 I hope he doesn't fit. Alex will fit.
00:09:59.000 The convertible version, he wouldn't fit, because I have trouble, but here it's fine.
00:10:04.000 Fuck Alex. I'll sit inside and see if it fits you.
00:10:12.000 I know this car inside out.
00:10:15.000 I'm an Air Force port miner. I drove from England to Italy, back to Romania, so I know it very well.
00:10:19.000 Alex, I want you to understand something.
00:10:38.000 As happy as you may think you are right now, the price you will pay when we spar, I guarantee you, will not be worth this car.
00:10:46.000 I will regret it because you will not be able to drive it because your arms will be gone from your body.
00:10:50.000 I will detach your arms from your body.
00:10:52.000 So if you want this car, I'm warning you now, you're going to pay for it with your life.
00:10:57.000 All right, let me discuss with my brother.
00:11:00.000 Every day, every time I say sparring, you have to spar.
00:11:03.000 Bank transfer will be with you in a day or two, then I'll send Alex to pick it up.
00:11:05.000 There's no way out. So be very careful accepting presents from my brother.
00:11:10.000 Andrew! Andrew, what's this?
00:11:16.000 250. Done. Perfect.
00:11:18.000 To be honest, like, I literally have no words right now.
00:11:22.000 Like, I'm just in shock, to be honest.
00:11:24.000 Let me see this one as well.
00:11:26.000 This is done. I'm deal.
00:11:29.000 Yeah, DBS is something unique because we can deal with the weight.
00:11:42.000 Yeah.
00:11:45.000 for the people of the U.S.
00:11:46.000 Yeah, yeah, we'll try both.
00:11:48.000 DBS and the 488. You know, we have enough Astons.
00:11:50.000 We've got like seven.
00:11:52.000 Let's hear it anyway. We're spending a million dollars.
00:11:56.000 That's all the money we made yesterday.
00:11:58.000 Andrew, it's Christmas.
00:12:01.000 I should have bought my Santa hat.
00:12:03.000 I would have taught you a lesson.
00:12:05.000 Andrew, you taught me to like Christmas.
00:12:08.000 You bought the spirit of Christmas and giving into my heart.
00:12:12.000 Merry Christmas! Goodwill to all men!
00:12:16.000 Come in! What the fuck is this?
00:12:20.000 This one on the left is me.
00:12:21.000 This one on the right is you.
00:12:25.000 Congratulations. I now like Christmas.
00:12:30.000 You know what's funny? You bought me a Christmas gift that you wanted me to kill myself with, but you are far more likely to kill yourself with the Christmas gift I got you.
00:12:39.000 So, if you die, ha ha ha, did it back to you.
00:12:45.000 Took your own idea and switched it back at you.
00:12:48.000 I'll still have my rope and I'll be alive, whereas you will be dead.
00:12:52.000 That's actually smart. I'm starting to feel a bit better about this idea now.
00:12:55.000 Yeah. I'm starting to feel a bit happier about it.
00:12:57.000 Yeah, yeah. He's more likely to kill himself with our gift than we are with his gift.
00:13:02.000 That's true. We've got way too many of these.
00:13:04.000 By the time we get... Best, best, best price you can do on this if we buy both.
00:13:08.000 I suppose $230? Only $8?
00:13:11.000 You got $18 off that. $220 is done.
00:13:17.000 He's taking it right now. Okay.
00:13:19.000 Done. Done. Right.
00:13:23.000 For fuck's sake. Now we bought two cars.
00:13:25.000 Add them up. So you're mad I bought Alex Lambo.
00:13:35.000 Will you just pull that Ferrari? Who's pissed off?
00:13:39.000 Who's that for? If I'm mad about what you did, obviously I have to make myself feel better.
00:13:45.000 I'd like to buy a car. You wouldn't do it back to me.
00:13:47.000 Because I'll take your idea and do it back to you again.
00:13:50.000 I put lights on the house, so you bought Alex's car at me to annoy me, so now I bought a Ferrari at you to annoy you.
00:13:55.000 Doesn't annoy me. You can never be more annoyed.
00:14:00.000 You can never be less annoyed that I bought Alex's car.
00:14:04.000 You're super annoyed. You've ruined Christmas for everyone except Alex.
00:14:11.000 Let this be a lesson to you.
00:14:13.000 Not to drag me into nice, cheerful things.
00:14:17.000 Christmas is rude.
00:14:19.000 Wish granted.
00:14:21.000 Warning, warning, warning.
00:14:22.000 You are not stupid. You are lazy, you're entitled, you're arrogant, but you're not actually stupid.
00:14:28.000 I could take you from your little pathetic life and put you down in a chair and make you do the things you're supposed to do, and you could achieve.
00:14:35.000 Last year, during these exact days, you did nothing.
00:14:37.000 New Year's Eve came, you made yourself all these promises, and a week later, you were still a fuck-up.
00:14:42.000 Here we are one year later, you are still a nobody.
00:14:45.000 The days when losers rest, winners are going to begin to work.
00:14:48.000 You have absolutely nothing else to do.
00:14:50.000 You may as well get a head start so 2024 allows you to live a life worth living so you don't stay a peasant and a peon any longer.
00:14:57.000 What I'm going to do is I'm going to open up a special enrollment for a special class inside of the real world which is only available during these days.
00:15:03.000 Not only will you get 12 months inside of the real world platform, you'll also get access to an accountability manager and a new form of Aikido which we can only teach to people that is guaranteed to be inside of the program for long periods of time.
00:15:15.000 You commit like a man.
00:15:16.000 If you're going to do something, there's no point in doing it half-assed.
00:15:19.000 You don't get anywhere in life if you have to do something.
00:15:22.000 You either don't do it or you do it.
00:15:24.000 Binary. Devote one year to the real world and get two months completely free.
00:15:28.000 Exclusive access to the Champions Network and lessons.
00:15:31.000 Only available for the next six days.
00:15:32.000 So act now. I've said this before and I'll say it again.
00:15:35.000 As the rocket goes towards the moon, it doesn't stop halfway up.
00:15:39.000 It doesn't take a break. It doesn't decide it's difficult at the moment because of the atmospheric pressure and it needs to have some time off.
00:15:45.000 It continues to go because it is the momentum.
00:15:47.000 Only the momentum that gives you the inertia required to escape gravity.