Tate Speech - July 23, 2022


LAMBORGHINI HURACAN VS BMW M8 COMPETITION | Tate Confidential Ep. 44


Episode Stats

Length

13 minutes

Words per Minute

120.827065

Word Count

1,607

Sentence Count

217

Misogynist Sentences

9

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary

This episode is a special news bulletin for you guys where we talk about the Red Bull Challenge and how it's going to change your life. Also, we have a special guest on the show this week and it's not a good one. Listen to the full episode to find out who it is and what it's all about! Enjoy the ramblings of two bros talking about life, money and other things that are not so important to them. Enjoy and spread the word to your friends and family about this podcast! If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and we'll read out your comments and thoughts on the next episode! Love ya! Xx - The Duke and Lady J.D. (The Duke's Dad) Xxx - The Dope Dudes (The Dudes Club) XOXO - The Piggie Crew xxx XOXOXOXO xoxo Xoxo - The Duke & Lady Jodie The Dukes Club xoxOXO XoxO - Do you like the show? Have a question or suggestion for our next episode? Send us a question, suggestion, suggestion or topic suggestion? or just a rant about anything we can improve on the podcast? we'll get back to you in the next show next week! Thanks for listening, love ya! xx -Dudehead xxx - P.S. - - Dweezer - Dwee - Xx - Xxx - P. Xxx XO - DM xx - xo - Dhexx - ( ) (P.A. ( ) xo ( ) Xx ( ) - . (p.B. ( ) ( , & Xxx ( ) ( - xo and XO ( ) & XO( ) x () ( ). (c) is a tribute to the Dwezz ( ) and X (?) Thank you for being a dickhead ( ) Thank you so much for listening to the podcast! - , XO - XO, ) ( ) , , xo, XO & XC ( ) . Love you guys


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 But I'm not saying that's true.
00:00:22.000 I'm just saying that's not true.
00:00:34.000 How many of you have ever seen a ghost?
00:00:36.000 you So I had some friends over last night, sitting, having a few drinks, about to my bedroom, and they're fucking naked taking super pictures.
00:00:45.000 So I sit in my bed, and they take a picture of them in the background.
00:00:48.000 I liked it. It's two naked girls and me.
00:00:50.000 I had my pants on, whatever. It's just a picture.
00:00:52.000 So I put it on Instagram. Let me tell you motherfuckers about Instagram.
00:00:56.000 All these girls are just like...
00:00:58.000 Oh, why would you put something like that on Instagram?
00:01:00.000 Let me tell you why. I'm gonna tell you why right now.
00:01:04.000 You hoes put pictures of your ass and your tits and your bikinis and stuff and you get thousands and thousands of likes.
00:01:11.000 I can put up a photo of a million dollars worth of cars with me, and I get about four likes.
00:01:18.000 No one likes pictures of men.
00:01:19.000 No one shares them.
00:01:21.000 No one fucking interacts with them.
00:01:23.000 You can't build your profile. I have 40,000 followers.
00:01:26.000 I know 18-year-old girls with double the followers I have.
00:01:29.000 Double. And what do they do?
00:01:30.000 Just blow kisses and shake their ass.
00:01:32.000 Literally, that's how pathetic this world is.
00:01:34.000 But the photo I put up last night, which we're going to cut to...
00:01:38.000 With me, with two chicks, has over five and a half thousand likes.
00:01:42.000 That's more than you get, and you have 80,000 followers.
00:01:44.000 I'm telling you, I'm putting a girl in every Instagram picture from now on.
00:01:48.000 Every single time I've got a girl around me, I'm on a date, I'm fucking, I'm smoking, I'm getting my dick self, whatever, I'm going to dress up in a bikini and take a cool picture.
00:01:56.000 Every one of my pictures on Instagram from now on is going to have hoes.
00:02:00.000 Why are you pretending to be so gross?
00:02:02.000 I don't, yeah.
00:02:04.000 I don't, no I don't want to.
00:02:06.000 So exciting! 1am.
00:02:13.000 It's 1am and we're depressed.
00:02:14.000 We're depressed because we're super rich.
00:02:17.000 We're depressed. Why are we depressed?
00:02:20.000 We can't do anything. Because we're rich.
00:02:22.000 It's like our rich. We're drinking cans.
00:02:24.000 We're talking about how cans help you go to sleep.
00:02:25.000 And then we decided to drink loads of Red Bulls and then go to sleep.
00:02:29.000 So we can sleep faster.
00:02:31.000 Sleep with more energy.
00:02:32.000 Yeah. We're gonna start with two ripples each.
00:02:37.000 This will allow us to sleep for as much of the day as possible. Super sleep.
00:02:54.000 Is this super sleep?
00:03:00.000 It's not even fondowning.
00:03:01.000 Why are we doing this? This isn't gonna work.
00:03:05.000 It will work Why did we do that It was random, so I didn't know.
00:03:32.000 It was Andrew's idea.
00:03:33.000 It's a terrible idea.
00:03:35.000 Every time I go up to piss, I was tossing and turning, and my brain was on.
00:03:39.000 Yeah! I was trying to sleep, and then my eyes were open, and I kept trying to close it, and then I burped, and I had a pretty bad heartburn.
00:03:47.000 Why does anyone do drink that stuff?
00:03:49.000 It was absolutely just impossible for me to sleep.
00:03:51.000 Why don't we make a one-week challenge?
00:03:52.000 No No, I'm gonna say it's a bad idea now Why? Because last night you said if you had real friends they would have told you it's a bad idea.
00:04:10.000 I'm not your real friend mate.
00:04:11.000 I'm your cousin. I'm a millionaire stuck in his house.
00:04:15.000 Fuck that's what I'm going to do. What else I'm going to do?
00:04:17.000 Watch TV go to bed now.
00:04:19.000 Red Bull challenge for one week.
00:04:21.000 Alright, I'm down. You in?
00:04:23.000 You got no choice. Shit.
00:04:26.000 Alright, Red Bull challenge.
00:04:28.000 Alright, let's conclude.
00:04:30.000 We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin.
00:04:34.000 For once in your life, stop being a dickhead.
00:04:45.000 You, watching this, you're a dickhead.
00:04:49.000 Stop it. And here's what you're gonna do.
00:04:52.000 Finish watching the episode, Go to CobraTape.com, message the live chat agent, and say, I'm finished being a dickhead.
00:05:03.000 That's it. If you do that, your life's going to change.
00:05:06.000 If not, you're going to stay a dickhead.
00:05:13.000 So I've invented a business ritual for us to get richer than ever before.
00:05:18.000 We're already very rich when we get richer.
00:05:19.000 And what we do is we all light a candle in unison.
00:05:23.000 Down a Red Bull as fast as possible.
00:05:25.000 Very gay. It's not gay.
00:05:27.000 It works! It works!
00:05:28.000 Last time we did this we made money.
00:05:30.000 Yep. Forex trade came in.
00:05:32.000 Down a Red Bull as fast as possible and then you sniff smelling salts as hard as you can.
00:05:35.000 You invented this yesterday and we've been making money for five years.
00:05:39.000 It brings the money spirits to life.
00:05:41.000 Exactly. It brings the money spirits to life.
00:05:44.000 Oh Tristan, I know everything!
00:05:46.000 And because it's such a holy weekend of Easter, the spirits are around.
00:05:49.000 Are you ready? I'm too great.
00:05:51.000 Jesus is not going to have too many money to buy porn.
00:05:54.000 Jesus is him! He is!
00:05:56.000 That's not his deal.
00:05:57.000 Are you ready to lock it? Get ready for Richard.
00:05:59.000 You can lock my camera. No, no!
00:06:02.000 You guys are ready.
00:06:03.000 Ready? Three, two, one, go.
00:06:07.000 Fucking nerds.
00:06:09.000 I can feel his gear already.
00:06:13.000 Just like angels we have wings.
00:06:27.000 I'm stronger than you!
00:06:33.000 We're actually rich!
00:06:36.000 This is how you do it!
00:06:38.000 Tristan doesn't know shit!
00:06:40.000 The more money we make, the more we can keep from Tristan.
00:06:42.000 They're out of the company!
00:06:44.000 See you later.
00:06:46.000 I'm playing a video game.
00:06:48.000 I'm going to the bathroom.
00:06:53.000 Meet-ins? We're in quarantine, Tristan.
00:06:55.000 Drink Red Bull, let's go.
00:06:56.000 Double whammy.
00:06:57.000 You asleep?
00:07:02.000 This is starting to get horrible.
00:07:07.000 This is my 15th today, maybe.
00:07:10.000 Red Bull's a sponsor of us.
00:07:12.000 We've got 15 Red Bulls.
00:07:14.000 Red Bull's not a sponsor of us.
00:07:15.000 We're not allowed to go out of the meeting before the time we get out, that's sad.
00:07:17.000 Yeah. Why do we do this?
00:07:20.000 We can all share it soon.
00:07:21.000 Alright, put on some of this.
00:07:23.000 Why did we just do this?
00:07:25.000 Why do I do any of the things we do?
00:07:27.000 No tires. Do you have weights?
00:07:30.000 So you need weights.
00:07:34.000 The berm on my hand still is not healed.
00:07:39.000 From that fucking tire you burnt my bike.
00:07:41.000 Tristan? It's not my fault.
00:07:43.000 Play with fire. I know what they're saying.
00:07:45.000 Anyway, this morning the police came and said, quarantine expert out.
00:07:50.000 So we are free. We no longer have to stay in the house for two weeks because we went to Sweden.
00:07:54.000 We're free. I say we get in the car, so I'll go drive.
00:07:57.000 Okay. But didn't you get arrested yesterday for breaking quarantine?
00:08:01.000 Exactly. So I went out driving yesterday while I was on quarantine and got arrested.
00:08:05.000 But now I'm not in quarantine, so I'm glad I drive it.
00:08:07.000 Yeah, but don't you have to go to court for breaking quarantine?
00:08:12.000 Romanian courts. Oh no, not a court in Romania.
00:08:16.000 The internationally respected Romanian courts.
00:08:19.000 What do we do? They're corruption-free, as we all know.
00:08:22.000 Put me in jail? Put me in jail.
00:08:23.000 You put me in jail.
00:08:25.000 I'm going to walk in there with a pile of money like this.
00:08:27.000 Guards. Boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:08:30.000 Get some hoes. This cell's mine.
00:08:33.000 I'll be chilling.
00:08:34.000 It'll be the best quarantine ever.
00:08:36.000 I'm ready. Put me in jail.
00:08:38.000 I don't give a fuck. Yesterday I just didn't put me in jail.
00:08:40.000 Today they told me I'm not in quarantine, going out driving again.
00:08:43.000 They can take their court case, shove it up with papadosh.
00:08:46.000 We're hitting the streets. Alright.
00:08:48.000 Where's my wallet, by the way?
00:08:51.000 Every time I ask where it is, Luke pulls a stupid face.
00:08:54.000 What have you done with my wallet?
00:08:57.000 You weren't using it.
00:09:02.000 No clue.
00:09:20.000 No idea.
00:09:21.000 Don't know.
00:09:22.000 Where are we going?
00:09:23.000 So we're in quarantine.
00:09:24.000 We're going to the airport.
00:09:43.000 Or no, we're in lockdown.
00:09:46.000 We're in lockdown. Yeah, we're not allowed.
00:09:47.000 Well, today they told me my quarantine's ended, but I've got a penal case with the judge for breaking yesterday, so am I still in quarantine?
00:09:56.000 Who knows? Who knows?
00:09:58.000 And we're in the 992, and we're trying to keep up with the M8 and the Curriculum.
00:10:04.000 It looks like a pretty fair race so far, but I think the M8's quicker.
00:10:08.000 The M8's a little bit faster.
00:10:10.000 Yeah, really? Yeah.
00:10:20.000 That makes faster, bro. Yep.
00:10:22.000 Fucking BMW. How do they do it?
00:10:25.000 I don't know how they do it, bro.
00:10:31.000 The Lambo looks faster.
00:10:33.000 Looks much faster. But...
00:10:35.000 Yeah, but...
00:10:37.000 So we got the slowest car.
00:10:40.000 Luckily, it was the most crazy time.
00:10:41.000 Yeah. So we'll keep on.
00:10:46.000 No way. Not like this.
00:10:48.000 2.9
00:10:56.000 Yeah
00:11:27.000 Yeah, this is super close.
00:11:29.000 Yes.
00:11:30.000 What are you doing?
00:11:37.000 Look at this guy.
00:11:38.000 Okay.
00:11:53.000 What?
00:12:05.000 I'm done.
00:12:07.000 Real world pain.
00:12:09.000 This is church. Only one universal understanding across humankind.
00:12:14.000 Force. Violence.
00:12:17.000 Not lightning through the world. Let's understand.
00:12:18.000 Punch in the face. This is your God.
00:12:23.000 This right here. I pray to Jesus, I will punch the fuck out of you.
00:12:28.000 I will punch the fuck out of you.
00:12:30.000 I will beat the fuck out of you.
00:12:32.000 Who cares? It doesn't mean anything.
00:12:35.000 This means something.
00:12:39.000 Woo! Last round.
00:12:41.000 Let's go. Last round.
00:12:43.000 Hold on. Three minutes.
00:12:48.000 Three minutes. Yeah.
00:12:53.000 One point. We got the face pulled over.
00:13:00.000 Let's see here. Yeah,