In this episode, Luke and Rory find themselves stuck in the middle of nowhere, with no idea where they are going and no idea what to do next. They take a look around and realise that they have no idea, and the only option they have is to drive to the nearest town and hope that no one will notice that they ve crashed into a tree or something. But can they make it to the next town without getting stuck in traffic? Or will they be stuck forever? And what will it take to get them out of there? Will they ever find their friends again? And will they ever stop complaining about how awful their lives are at the moment? Find out if they can make it out alive, or if it s just going to have to be the end of the world as we know it. Have a listen to find out if you agree or disagree with our thoughts on the unfortunate events that have befallen them, and whether or not they should have been allowed to continue on the road at all, or whether they should be allowed to go at all. Enjoy this episode and spread the word to your friends and family about what has happened to them. Have a nice rest rest easy, friends! xoxo, Luke, Rory and Luke and Luke, you're not alone, are you enjoying your life right now? Enjoy! -Tristan, Luke & Rory, your life is a huge adventure and you're having a good time? - Luke, not your normal life is good, not good enough, not bad at all the same time, but good enough to be good at it's good enough? XOXOXOXO. -Luke, not the kind of life you like it's not bad enough? XOXO, not enough, but enough to have a good enough yet good enough for you're good enough so you should be good enough that you should have a nice drink and good enough you should drink enough to drink enough and you can have a little more than you're bad enough to go to sleep enough so that you can be bad enough you can drink enough wine and you don't need to be so good at drinking enough to sleep more than that you're at least have enough to enjoy it? xoxO, but not too good yet, not too bad, but you can't have it enough, right? Thank you so much love, Luke xo Luke, thank you for listening?
00:03:53.000This is it we're trapped So Andrews little driving adventures are the highlight of his year And this time, I swore to myself I would not complain.
00:04:10.000Independently, I've said to you and I've said to you, I'm not complaining in front of Andrew.
00:04:14.000This is true. He's going to say I complain, and he's going to say, he's going to say that I'm ruining it.
00:04:19.000But he just asked me, he goes, why don't you admit you're having fun?
00:08:19.000Johnson's fall French have attacked us Trash man didn't get us He fucking got us.
00:08:37.000Awesome. He is a hero. He is a superhero.
00:08:45.000The funny thing is, since we all have the damn thing on the cars, it's very easy for the cops to say, yeah, this one's good, this one's bad.
00:09:15.000So what happened is he went out with the trash, he seized the guy, they cut him off or something, he smashes the windscreen with the trash, then they all try to fight him, he pulls his gun.
00:12:10.000Whole bill's like 950 euros to just me to have dinner by myself.
00:12:15.000Anyway, the waiter turns to me and goes, ah, so what are you celebrating?
00:12:20.000Assuming I was celebrating something because I spent so much money, I just said.
00:12:23.000Tuesday, as if I was some kind of gangster.
00:12:27.000And he laughed, and we laughed, like, haha, just another normal day.
00:12:31.000When really, that was half the money I had in the world.
00:12:33.000And I was broke. But now I'm rich, so it's okay.
00:12:37.000But I remember that moment. That would make you feel rich.
00:12:44.000Here, the best restaurants, the best stuff.
00:12:51.000So listen, look. I can't be bothered to get changed, I can put on a suit, look slick, do the James Bond shit, drive the cars to nice places, or we can get a bit Luton on Monaco.