Tate Speech - July 24, 2022


LONDON WAR ROOM GENERATES 5 MILLION DOLLARS | Tate Confidential Ep 105


Episode Stats

Length

20 minutes

Words per Minute

119.31707

Word Count

2,446

Sentence Count

410

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary

Tristan and Luke accidentally lose 25k at a casino in Croatia and have to go back to the casino to make it all back with the one chip they have left. They have to drive across the road to get the rest and recoup the money they lost in order to pay off the gambling debts they incurred at the casino. Will they be able to make the money back or will they be bankrupted by the time they leave the casino? Will they even make it back with what they've got? And will it be enough to cover the debts they've incurred? Find out what happens next in this weeks episode of Behind The Scenes with Luke and Tristan. Will they survive the journey back home and what will they do with all the money that they've lost? Find out this week on Behind The Scene with Luke & Tristan on this week s episode of the WDFA Podcast! Enjoy & spread the word to your friends and family about this podcast! Love ya'll! xoxo Luke and Luke - The Duke and Gorms - P.S. Sorry about the audio quality, it's not the best in this episode, we re still working on it. We re still getting used to the equipment. We promise it will get better! - Luke & Gav - Thank you so much for all your support. We are working on improving the quality of the podcast. We love ya'll, we are working hard on this and we appreciate all the love and support you guys. We appreciate you. We really appreciate it. - Luke and Gav. Love ya. - Xxo - Luke xo - EJ & Gerv Love you, Gav & Gaj - - T.A. - Jaxon - B. xo - P x - Vicky - R. ( ) (A. (The Duke & G. ) (B. (Gav) (P) . (Vladimir Scorpius ) ( ) (JOSH) (VANU (Josha) (JOSHA) (P. (J. ( ) ) (VU) (S. (VY (VJ) ) & J. (AJ) (A) (R. (R) & V. (M. (B) ) (K) ) )


Transcript

00:00:02.000 And obviously she's still upset.
00:00:04.000 So, fuck Amy Louise!
00:00:06.000 Cheers guys! Because we're gambling.
00:00:46.000 So we're gamblers. Yeah, gambling.
00:00:48.000 Where? Some casino in Croatia.
00:00:51.000 All right. Casino Aikido. Casino Aikido.
00:00:56.000 So let me explain what happened.
00:00:57.000 We went to the casino. They told you to stop filming.
00:01:01.000 We went to the casino. We lost 25,000 euros.
00:01:05.000 Nothing's on camera because we're not allowed to film.
00:01:07.000 When we left the casino, I said, should we even film?
00:01:10.000 There's no story here.
00:01:11.000 We just lost loads of money. Let's just go home.
00:01:13.000 We went back to the hotel.
00:01:15.000 Because we're fucking G's, we had these girls at the hotel.
00:01:17.000 We're sitting with a bunch of women, drinking loads and loads of booze, super, super drunk.
00:01:21.000 I took my jacket off, and guess what fell out?
00:01:25.000 This. A 1,000 euro chip.
00:01:27.000 Yep. It's now five hours.
00:01:29.000 It's like four in the morning.
00:01:31.000 They're going to let you in. The casino's probably closed.
00:01:33.000 But now I can't sleep knowing I have this 1,000 euro chip.
00:01:37.000 So now we have to go back to the casino.
00:01:39.000 Even though it's probably closed.
00:01:41.000 To try and make all 25.
00:01:43.000 Imagine the story.
00:01:44.000 If we make all the money back.
00:01:46.000 They got them. With this one chip that I forgot.
00:01:49.000 Tristan, we're going to bring them bankrupt.
00:01:50.000 We're not. No, they fucked up.
00:01:52.000 They should have let us left.
00:01:53.000 We're going to do it. We're not.
00:01:54.000 We had to try.
00:01:55.000 We'd be cowards. Tristan, they're so fucked.
00:01:58.000 I'm sleeping. No, no, no.
00:02:00.000 Hear me out. No, no, no. I was asleep when you knocked on my door and told me you had that shit.
00:02:04.000 Yeah. And who's still here in the cab?
00:02:07.000 So we're going back to the casino.
00:02:09.000 They're fucked. And we're going to make it all back.
00:02:11.000 They shouldn't have let us leave with that.
00:02:13.000 Make it all back.
00:02:15.000 Allllllllllllll back!
00:02:17.000 So what did you come with, what did you leave with?
00:02:24.000 Tell me the truth. I'm Rayman.
00:02:26.000 You know Rayman is poker is bullshit.
00:02:28.000 He might be fucking Rayman.
00:02:31.000 All the games are closed.
00:02:32.000 All there was was poker. I'm actually super good at poker.
00:02:36.000 I actually know the statistics.
00:02:38.000 I know the odds. I know the chance of getting that 10.
00:02:40.000 What did you win? I turned a thousand into three thousand and then you said we've been here for three hours.
00:02:45.000 That's not worth two thousand. That is what happened.
00:02:49.000 So now we've left, and now we've got to get up in about an hour and a half, and we're hammered drunk to drive 11 hours across the road.
00:02:55.000 Yes. Correct.
00:02:57.000 But I made us money. Yes.
00:02:59.000 You did. No, sorry. Oh, no.
00:03:00.000 Actually, he should just play poker forever.
00:03:02.000 Exactly. I'm getting- Tristan- You're down big.
00:03:04.000 I remember- Already from gambling.
00:03:05.000 I remember being on my phone. I looked up.
00:03:07.000 He had a little bit of chips. I went down on my phone for probably two hours.
00:03:11.000 A good two hours. And then I looked up and he had way more chips.
00:03:15.000 So you losers think a thousand dollars an hour is good money.
00:03:18.000 It's not bad. It's not bad at all.
00:03:19.000 It's not bad money. It is bad.
00:03:21.000 Why don't we live here? See?
00:03:23.000 We should live here and I should play poker professional.
00:03:24.000 Yeah. He plays poker.
00:03:26.000 We just sit around. Boom!
00:03:29.000 Tristan, do you admit I'm the poker genius?
00:03:30.000 You don't stay here, and I'll see you there.
00:03:32.000 Do you admit my name is Vladimir Scorpius?
00:03:35.000 No, it's my name. No, that's my name.
00:03:37.000 Shit, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:03:38.000 I just want a poker. His name might be fu- Alright, so Tristan, is Vladimir Scorpius bad or good at poker?
00:03:43.000 He doesn't gamble. That's a lie.
00:03:46.000 That's a fucking lie.
00:03:47.000 I'm Vladimir Scorpius.
00:03:50.000 That sounds like a good fucking poker game- poker name to me.
00:03:56.000 Yeah, he admits it. Without saying a word, he admits it.
00:04:00.000 Hour and a half sleep, Luke?
00:04:06.000 How you feeling? Horrible.
00:04:08.000 Hour and a half sleep, plenty of body.
00:04:09.000 I was rain man at fucking poker.
00:04:11.000 I'm actually extremely good at poker.
00:04:13.000 I'm very, very, very good.
00:04:14.000 Literally. Tristan wouldn't let me play any longer.
00:04:17.000 I think you would've got all.
00:04:19.000 Man, I would've. Could've made us trillionaires.
00:04:21.000 Those fuckers weren't ready for me.
00:04:22.000 Take all their money.
00:04:23.000 All in, all in, all in.
00:04:24.000 They're all shitting themselves and bitching.
00:04:26.000 Who's the crazy man? This is all I have left.
00:04:29.000 I just fucked them up.
00:04:31.000 I don't give a fuck. I don't need money.
00:04:32.000 You think I need money? The last thing on earth I need is money.
00:04:35.000 I have so much fucking money.
00:04:38.000 So now we're headed back on the road Back on the road Oh , oh
00:04:57.000 Oh Three, two, one, go!
00:05:20.000 Hey!
00:05:21.000 Let him go first.
00:05:22.000 Yep. And goodbye.
00:05:28.000 Man, this thing's otherworldly.
00:05:31.000 765 maybe.
00:05:33.000 This thing's completely otherworldly.
00:05:35.000 765. Let him go.
00:05:39.000 I let him go. You get a head start.
00:05:40.000 I let him get a head start. And I had to go show him something about why McLaren's are McLaren's.
00:05:46.000 They're unreliable, they're a pain in the ass to drive, but they are the fastest cars.
00:05:53.000 Funny. They're the fastest.
00:05:54.000 They're the fastest. That's all you care about.
00:05:56.000 You can't compete. So as usual, we're stopped by Border Patrol.
00:06:02.000 They super don't like us.
00:06:05.000 As usual. Nobody like us.
00:06:12.000 Another Border Patrol drag race.
00:06:14.000 Let's go. We need good grip on the ground.
00:06:32.000 Good grip. Good grip. My muscle has that on the ground.
00:06:36.000 Yeah. It couldn't grip.
00:06:38.000 A rolling race, we've done rolling races.
00:06:40.000 Completely different. Hungarians have constructed us to race each other.
00:06:44.000 Yes. It was a demand.
00:06:46.000 I'm here in place of Frank's race race race.
00:06:48.000 Off the motor pass.
00:06:58.000 Off to Budapest.
00:07:00.000 Another border crossed.
00:07:01.000 This one I at least filmed a little bit.
00:07:07.000 Eat faster. I know.
00:07:08.000 Eat faster is bullshit. What do you mean?
00:07:10.000 We haven't slept at all. We've been driving literally all day.
00:07:12.000 We just get here. And you say, Luke, go inside, order fast.
00:07:15.000 Yep. For why?
00:07:17.000 What's the reason Tristan? Because we go get to the club and eat there.
00:07:20.000 Girls meet us. What do you got?
00:07:22.000 Homosexual? Yeah, no.
00:07:24.000 I just want to eat nice food.
00:07:25.000 And chill. Yesterday.
00:07:27.000 Yesterday we drunk loads.
00:07:29.000 I'm not a bunch of girls. Got hammered.
00:07:32.000 Went casino. Lost 25,000.
00:07:34.000 I'm out with different girls. I forgot we did that.
00:07:35.000 Found our different girls. Found 1,000 in my pocket.
00:07:38.000 I went. Turned into 3,000 in poker.
00:07:39.000 Went to bed at 4. Got up at 6.
00:07:41.000 Drove 11 and a half hours across Europe.
00:07:44.000 Now we're here. And you want to go to the club?
00:07:47.000 You want to... What do you mean?
00:07:48.000 Yeah. It's fucking weird.
00:07:50.000 No, I'm the weird one.
00:07:51.000 Yeah. I'm the weird one.
00:07:52.000 What do you want to do? Sleep?
00:07:54.000 What are you? He's right.
00:07:56.000 Owl? He's not right.
00:07:57.000 He's right. We don't need sleep. Cowards need sleep.
00:07:59.000 Normal humans need sleep. It's the right thing to do, Luke.
00:08:01.000 It's not about wanting. It's about what you have to do.
00:08:04.000 I don't want to go far, but I also know that I don't want to go far.
00:08:06.000 I live life in the fucking fast lane.
00:08:09.000 It is actually the fast lane.
00:08:11.000 People don't understand. It never ends.
00:08:18.000 That's because we have a flight back to Bucharest at 6 in the morning.
00:08:21.000 Can I have three vodkas, please? Thank you.
00:08:24.000 What is this?
00:08:25.000 Alkoboos!
00:08:26.000 Welcome to the real world, bro!
00:08:33.000 I'm going to be dancing with my mom.
00:08:58.000 Another one.
00:09:25.000 The sleep is the power.
00:09:28.000 I'm Brad Justice.
00:09:32.000 I'm Brad Justice.
00:09:34.000 What?
00:09:36.000 Andrew is Brad Justice.
00:09:38.000 Brad Justice.
00:09:39.000 Brad Justice.
00:09:40.000 I'm Brad Justice.
00:09:41.000 I'm Brad Justice.
00:09:44.000 Brad Justice.
00:09:45.000 I'm Brad Justice.
00:09:47.000 He's Brad Justice.
00:09:48.000 He's right there.
00:09:50.000 I'm Brad Justice.
00:09:51.000 Another one.
00:09:53.000 Woo!
00:10:21.000 You got a toothbrush? We're going to London.
00:10:24.000 Do you hear that, Doug? I'm coming to London!
00:10:27.000 Door opening.
00:10:47.000 Door opening.
00:10:49.000 Door closing.
00:10:51.000 Door closing.
00:10:55.000 Door closing.
00:10:59.000 Door opening.
00:11:01.000 Door opening.
00:11:03.000 Door closing.
00:11:03.000 Door opening.
00:11:06.000 Two whisky and coke, that will be.
00:11:07.000 Door closing.
00:11:08.000 Door closing.
00:11:41.000 What's your telegraph name again?
00:11:45.000 Gentlemen, gentlemen! Tale of victory.
00:11:48.000 Victory? Jesus is a victory.
00:11:50.000 It's a tale of defeat. God knows.
00:11:51.000 I was almost defeated. So, a moment ago I was walking through this fine establishment down at the luxurious hotel bar at the Bulgari Hotel where we're all smoking these fine Cubans.
00:12:01.000 And a blonde girl looks at me.
00:12:02.000 I look at her. Eye contact, eye contact.
00:12:05.000 I'm thinking, what do I do? So I make a move.
00:12:07.000 She says, oh my god, I know you.
00:12:08.000 I thought, fuck. I hate when this happens.
00:12:11.000 I hate when this happens.
00:12:13.000 And I woke her.
00:12:14.000 Where's Amy? Where do I know you from?
00:12:15.000 She goes, oh, it's me. It's Amy Louise.
00:12:17.000 Now, honest to god, I've never heard a fucking name Amy Louise in my entire life.
00:12:22.000 Then she divulges, are you still horrible?
00:12:26.000 So it could have been me.
00:12:28.000 But I was thinking, I think I know what's going on here.
00:12:31.000 I said, you know what? I think you've got me mixed up with someone else.
00:12:34.000 I mean, in the meantime, you've shaved your head.
00:12:36.000 My hair's now the length that it was when she met you.
00:12:39.000 She said, let me look at your Instagram, and I'll tell you.
00:12:43.000 So I opened my Instagram, I'll show her the picture.
00:12:44.000 The first thing she does is put on a picture of me and Andrew together going, who's this?
00:12:48.000 I said, that's my brother. Tell your brother he's horrible.
00:12:52.000 I said, well, you know, I actually like my brother.
00:12:55.000 I think he's lovely. And I began to walk off because she was a bit swayed, you know?
00:13:00.000 Typical English girl. And as I walk off, her last words were, what was it?
00:13:05.000 Tell your brother he's an asshole.
00:13:07.000 Tell your brother he's an asshole. He probably hears that a lot.
00:13:11.000 Over to you to explain exactly why the fuck that woman was talking about.
00:13:15.000 Thank you. I'm very sorry we can't find a place on earth I haven't fucked something.
00:13:22.000 I'm sorry, gentlemen.
00:13:24.000 But yeah, Amy Louise, a long time ago.
00:13:26.000 And she got FDB. And obviously she's still upset.
00:13:28.000 So, fuck Amy Louise.
00:13:30.000 Cheers guys!
00:13:32.000 Cheers!
00:13:34.000 Cheers!
00:13:37.000 So, I'm here with my friend, the guy who's going to be doing this.
00:13:39.000 He's going to be doing a video on the new iPhone 11 Pro Max.
00:14:42.000 It has completely failed, hasn't it?
00:14:46.000 But it's a shame, because it literally was the height of civilization.
00:14:48.000 Didn't someone just die us today?
00:14:50.000 Oh yeah, someone got chopped off.
00:14:52.000 Yeah.
00:14:52.000 And Hyde Park, yeah.
00:15:02.000 Good job, bud.
00:15:04.000 Yeah.
00:15:05.000 But in London everyone just pretends like, oh, it's mine.
00:15:07.000 Won't affect me.
00:15:08.000 It does look nice here, but I also am actually on edge.
00:15:11.000 You should be. Literally. You should be.
00:15:13.000 And in London you shouldn't walk on your phone either.
00:15:15.000 I know three people had their phone snatched in their hand on moped.
00:15:18.000 So you don't want to lose your phone, it's not worth using.
00:15:21.000 Man.
00:15:22.000 Why do people live here? I mean, it does look nice.
00:15:25.000 Don't get me wrong. This does look very nice.
00:15:28.000 It's nice and everything around it is just decaying.
00:15:31.000 Thank you.
00:15:38.000 Thank you very much, brother. London was the height of Western civilization.
00:15:59.000 It was the capital of the largest empire in human history.
00:16:01.000 To say that London is shit, no.
00:16:04.000 London was literally the number one premier place on the planet.
00:16:08.000 It's become shit. So now we have remnants.
00:16:13.000 It's a shame.
00:16:16.000 It's a shame. I like England.
00:16:17.000 I like the British.
00:16:19.000 I like London. I'm half English.
00:16:21.000 But I just understand now that it's failed.
00:16:24.000 It's failed as a nation.
00:16:25.000 It just has failed. So it's a shame.
00:16:27.000 But there's little pockets.
00:16:29.000 The pockets of...
00:16:31.000 And this is where people go, right?
00:16:32.000 People stay in their penthouse. They'll come here.
00:16:34.000 They'll come here. The chauffeur will wait for them.
00:16:36.000 And they'll be alright. But if you're living day-to-day life like we do, run around, get boozy and stuff, you're going to get in trouble.
00:16:41.000 If we were in London and we were careful enough, we could avoid the crime.
00:16:45.000 We definitely could. Go to certain bars, certain places.
00:16:48.000 If you want to be like us on the street boozing, random movies, random hoes, her ex-boyfriends around, that kind of random shit, you get in trouble.
00:16:56.000 You can't do it. What are we doing?
00:17:05.000 We're driving to Ibiza.
00:17:08.000 I fucking love the cannon, Ron.
00:17:10.000 We're driving to Ibiza.
00:17:12.000 No one remembers it.
00:17:13.000 No one understands. No.
00:17:15.000 If we make it without getting arrested, it'll be a miracle.
00:17:18.000 A miracle. A miracle.
00:17:20.000 A miracle. I thought they said go right.
00:17:22.000 I mean, go straight. I didn't know.
00:17:25.000 Go. Oops. I didn't know.
00:17:27.000 Oops. Must have got someone.
00:17:31.000 Go over here. Also fun, yeah?
00:17:35.000 They're going. I have no clue.
00:17:39.000 I don't know. That definitely means go straight ahead.
00:17:49.000 No problems. Nobody likes us.
00:17:55.000 We don't care.
00:17:56.000 We don't care. What happens this year?
00:18:01.000 Another year! Okay, so there's a question.
00:18:07.000 What flavor do you like? That's what I've said, normal.
00:18:09.000 And the intro has said, anyone would pop it out for.
00:18:12.000 The original? Yeah, we've not had that one yet.
00:18:14.000 No, but that's just the original one.
00:18:15.000 Oh, it's just normal one? Yeah.
00:18:18.000 So... What is this?
00:18:25.000 Before you drive super cars to Ibiza, you need to get really drunk.
00:18:28.000 Is that the trick? That's the system.
00:18:29.000 Before you drive, you got to get drunk, right?
00:18:31.000 To relax. Listen, I don't get in the car unless I've drank.
00:18:34.000 That's right. Nice.
00:18:36.000 Road booze. Road booze?
00:18:39.000 You don't have road booze in America?
00:18:42.000 San Francisco?
00:18:44.000 They don't have road booze in America.
00:18:47.000 Cowards. Amateurs. Road booze.
00:18:50.000 That's right, make our own route.
00:18:53.000 To the fields, to the trees.
00:18:56.000 I'm not even driving.
00:18:59.000 Why do I need road tubes? Welcome to the room.
00:19:02.000 Passengers need to be as calm as the drivers.
00:19:04.000 Exactly. Keeps you calm. Is that how it works?
00:19:07.000 Cheers!
00:19:09.000 Cheers!
00:19:11.000 There's parking tickets on all the cars.
00:19:28.000 Thanks for watching, bye!
00:19:30.000 All of them.
00:19:33.000 What are they doing?
00:19:36.000 Nobody likes us.
00:19:37.000 What about the law? Andrew...
00:19:43.000 They need to move the jar.
00:19:44.000 You don't get it yet.
00:19:46.000 One day, you'll get it.
00:19:48.000 Trust it.
00:19:55.000 My cigar's starting to fire.
00:20:01.000 you Tristan, there's no gasoline here.
00:20:09.000 Thank you. What are these?
00:20:14.000 Gas. Fuck.
00:20:16.000 Fuck that. So it's cancelled.
00:20:25.000 It's cancelled. We've drunk loads of booze and we're supposed to be leaving today to drive around.