Tate Speech - August 20, 2023


LORD OF THE FLIES | Tate Confidential Ep 185


Episode Stats

Length

19 minutes

Words per Minute

129.2228

Word Count

2,494

Sentence Count

366

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

Tristan accidentally eats pizza in the pool, and the rest of the boys try to figure out why this is happening. Also, Tristan tries to eat a donut, but it's not so easy. Also, we talk about how we don't like donuts, and why it's a good thing we're not allowed to have them. We also talk about the time Tristan accidentally ate a whole plate of Dominoes in the swimming pool. And we discuss the fact that Tristan doesn't understand the science behind pizza, but we'll get to that in the next episode. Enjoy the episode and don't forget to subscribe on your favourite streaming platform so you don't miss out on any new episodes! XOXO, EJ & Rory xoxo - The boys xoxoxo Music by Ian Dorsch and Willoughby If you like what you hear, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and tell a friend about it. We'd love to hear your thoughts and opinions on the podcast! Xoxo, Ej and Rory xo - EJ and Rory - The Boys xo Music and EJ - The Boyz - The Day Off Podcast Logo by Ej & Rory - Thank you for listening and supporting the podcast and Ej's music by EJ's music and Rory's music stylings by EJR & EJ Thank you so much to EJ for producing this episode. We really appreciate the music and EJR's work and Rory & Rory's hard work. It's a lot of work. We're so much love you're amazing. We hope you enjoy it. Thank you EJ is amazing. - Rory's work is amazing and we appreciate you're lovely and we're proud of you. We can't thank you for all of your support. We appreciate you. Love ya. - Rory & Andrew xo, Rory & Ej - P.B. - OJ's Music by OJ & Andrew's music is amazing Thanks, EYO & AYOYO. xo. XO Love you, Rory and Andrew & Andrew xx - M.A. - P&O - RYAN AND ANTONY XO - THE BOYZ & JUICY PODCASTING - POOYO ( )


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I I Is up to something I think that just earns lucky Rory shit He's trying to annoy you. I'm not even mad.
00:00:19.000 Huh? I'm not even mad, Rory.
00:00:23.000 You told me that if I came here, I couldn't lay around eating dominoes.
00:00:28.000 Who was at the door?
00:00:30.000 Why, Rory?
00:00:32.000 Why do you keep doing this?
00:00:35.000 Every day. Why do you do this?
00:00:38.000 Because someone's delicious. Is someone eating pizza?
00:00:43.000 Rory did leave with the pizzas.
00:00:47.000 We all left.
00:00:48.000 I've driven the other girls home.
00:00:50.000 There's a man in the pool eating pizza and burping.
00:00:54.000 That does sound like... In the pool eating pizza.
00:00:58.000 So... That is a Rory thing to do.
00:01:03.000 If he is eating pizza...
00:01:05.000 But how would he eat it in the pool?
00:01:07.000 I don't understand. He must be getting it wet.
00:01:09.000 I can see it. Wet pizza?
00:01:12.000 Andrew, are you eating pizza in the pool?
00:01:13.000 No way, it's him, bro. I don't even like the pool.
00:01:17.000 They left their hat. One of my girls messes me since she's driven home.
00:01:19.000 There's a weirdo burping and eating pizza in the pool.
00:01:24.000 Nice. Andrew, you get in.
00:01:26.000 What? Rory.
00:01:32.000 Did you scare the girls away?
00:01:33.000 What about me? Rory, is that pizza?
00:01:36.000 That is pizza. There were girls in the pool and they said they left because there's a guy burping and eating pizza in the pool.
00:01:44.000 Why are you... Oh, that was me. I see the box.
00:01:48.000 It motivates me to swim faster because it's so delicious.
00:01:52.000 I see what you've done. So, every lap I do, I have a slice so it cancels out the calories.
00:01:57.000 It doesn't. What do you mean?
00:01:58.000 You'd have to swim at least 50 lengths.
00:02:00.000 What do you mean?
00:02:02.000 What, per slice? It's gonna be a long day.
00:02:05.000 You better order another one. It's delicious.
00:02:11.000 He told me to get my dough up, so here we are.
00:02:14.000 We're here.
00:02:15.000 You got the spoon?
00:02:16.000 Yeah.
00:02:17.000 Tristan, would you like a slice of pizza?
00:02:26.000 No. Tristan doesn't understand the science.
00:02:30.000 And also Tristan, my laps are a lot faster, because I'm motivated to get back for the pizza.
00:02:50.000 I hope you learned a lesson.
00:02:52.000 Oh Delicious. It's good.
00:02:56.000 I think it's it's effective training you know yeah efficient effective Beneficial. I know you want some of this.
00:03:16.000 I super don't. I know you do.
00:03:17.000 I super don't. It's so good.
00:03:19.000 It'll give us power tea. It won't.
00:03:20.000 When we're training, we need pizza.
00:03:22.000 You can't join Team Pizza. I'm eating this pizza at you.
00:03:25.000 You can't join Team Pizza.
00:03:27.000 Or I'm gonna up Team Booz's activities.
00:03:31.000 And you're just gonna die.
00:03:32.000 Yeah. You know what will happen though?
00:03:34.000 I'll never have cancer.
00:03:36.000 And I'll have extremely high testosterone.
00:03:38.000 So maybe it's a win.
00:03:40.000 I have in the fridge. It's perfect. Would you like anything else? No, perfect. We're just going to film.
00:04:07.000 You're never going to recover from this, are you?
00:04:29.000 Bye.
00:04:30.000 Financially. I don't care.
00:04:35.000 And I don't like donuts.
00:04:36.000 Look how much cream he's put in.
00:04:37.000 He hasn't been a fucking sting.
00:04:39.000 He's done it right. Look at that.
00:04:40.000 I don't. Admit you'll never financially recover.
00:04:43.000 I don't like donuts.
00:04:44.000 Admit it. You're now bankrupt.
00:04:46.000 I don't like donuts.
00:04:47.000 I don't. Why would I? Because if you're not allowed of them.
00:04:52.000 I'm allowed them if I like.
00:04:54.000 I might take one. Fucking try me.
00:04:55.000 Try me. I'll throw the whole fucking plate in the pool before I let you have a bite, you cunt.
00:05:00.000 All right, do it. Try me.
00:05:03.000 Try and take a donut. Do not touch a donut you're not allowed to have.
00:05:11.000 I don't actually...
00:05:13.000 I could have easily taken a bite of that.
00:05:14.000 You couldn't. How could I go if it was here?
00:05:18.000 God would not allow you to put that donut in your mouth.
00:05:21.000 Something would have happened. Lightning would have struck.
00:05:23.000 God will not allow you to take a bite of these donuts.
00:05:28.000 It's impossible! You're saying that.
00:05:30.000 No matter what you try, it's impossible for you to get a bite of these tea.
00:05:33.000 You know what? God will not allow you to have a single sip of my whiskey.
00:05:36.000 It is impossible. I agree.
00:05:38.000 I agree. You agree. I agree, because it's Haram.
00:05:40.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:05:41.000 Exactly.
00:05:44.000 Hello!
00:05:45.000 What's up, bro?
00:05:47.000 Same time, same location.
00:05:48.000 Oh my God, who are we?
00:05:49.000 Oh, Mother, why are you so sad?
00:05:54.000 I'm born as Easter morn.
00:05:57.000 But Irishmen are proud and glad of the land where they were born.
00:06:05.000 Oh, Scotland, I sing in memory too of far and distant days.
00:06:12.000 When I was just a lad like you, I joined the IRA.
00:06:20.000 Where the lads who stood with me when history was made.
00:06:27.000 Bailey, I've been eating marshmallows long for fucking 33 years.
00:06:48.000 What's the right way to do it? To toast them.
00:06:50.000 No one in England toast them. They buy a bag of marshmallows and start eating the fucking sugar pillows how they are.
00:06:55.000 And it's just, it's not right.
00:06:56.000 Why don't you kill yourself? Yeah, they gotta be roasted.
00:07:00.000 It's your only way to eat them. Once you start, they never go back.
00:07:03.000 If I kill myself...
00:07:04.000 Why eat them at all if they're not toasted?
00:07:07.000 They are much better toasted.
00:07:08.000 I can see why Americans do that.
00:07:11.000 You've not even had a proper s'more yet, though.
00:07:13.000 You gotta sandwich it between two, uh...
00:07:15.000 Nah, it's awful, let's go.
00:07:17.000 We're about to find out.
00:07:19.000 It's looking like a full camp.
00:07:21.000 It's raining over there, yeah.
00:07:23.000 Let's get it started.
00:07:25.000 Music playing.
00:07:53.000 I'm going to do it with my phone.
00:07:55.000 I'm going to do it with my phone.
00:07:57.000 Thank you.
00:07:59.000 Nice, no? Disgusting.
00:08:00.000 Thank you. Disgusting wealth.
00:08:02.000 Yeah, disgusting. That's exactly how I like it.
00:08:05.000 Yep, thank you very much. Thank you.
00:08:09.000 We've been smoking prison cigs.
00:08:11.000 Is that what these are? Well, the joke is that we all flew halfway around the world to go to jail with our friends.
00:08:16.000 Holy shit, what's up with this image here?
00:08:19.000 The force is too strong in him.
00:08:21.000 They don't have this in the U.S. Yeah, they put dying people in the first cigarette packet.
00:08:24.000 I mean, you know, these big signs here, but...
00:08:27.000 Yeah, they put dying people. Small print, bro.
00:08:29.000 In Europe, they put images of dying people in them.
00:08:32.000 That's awesome.
00:08:34.000 Deterve nobody.
00:08:36.000 Oh, in Romania, everyone smokes always.
00:08:40.000 I think I'll be with a big house, right?
00:08:44.000 My door locked in an apartment. Really gay.
00:08:47.000 For real. Have you seen a fat person yet?
00:08:56.000 Not one. I was just telling Tucker last night, I'm so blown away by the women here.
00:09:03.000 Because in America, the obesity is so fucked up.
00:09:07.000 Go to the mall, bro. The mall here?
00:09:08.000 If you can find a woman that's under age 40 that is fat, I'll give you $20 per day.
00:09:15.000 That's crazy. I'm telling you.
00:09:17.000 It would take you a week.
00:09:18.000 Now I know why you guys live here.
00:09:19.000 Yeah, that's pretty fun. It's one of the reasons.
00:09:22.000 So you went Brasserie, how late were you there?
00:09:24.000 I'm living vicariously through you now.
00:09:26.000 We were there till midnight, and then we walked around the lake for about 30 minutes.
00:09:33.000 There was kind of clubs, like loud music down there.
00:09:37.000 It was really nice. I just wanted to move here last night.
00:09:42.000 And then you went to Castle last night, and you're saying the food was good there as well?
00:09:45.000 Amazing, yeah. What are you getting?
00:09:49.000 Buy a new lighter, obviously.
00:09:50.000 Show it to me. It's a limited edition DuPont with a roulette wheel complication built into it.
00:09:56.000 That would be my most expensive light.
00:09:58.000 How much is it? 56,000 American.
00:10:00.000 And why are you doing this? To light my cigarettes, obviously.
00:10:08.000 Gentlemen, how are you doing? Good, how are you?
00:10:10.000 How are you? Good to see you.
00:10:12.000 Good to see you again. Hello again.
00:10:15.000 Hello. Nice to see you.
00:10:18.000 It's my first time in Romania.
00:10:20.000 Enjoying it? It's awesome.
00:10:21.000 I walked around the city for a while yesterday.
00:10:23.000 It's such a beautiful place. I don't live here for no reason.
00:10:27.000 You raved at it for a reason.
00:10:29.000 Hey, how are you?
00:10:31.000 Good to see you again.
00:10:33.000 Good to meet you. Tucker's nephew.
00:10:35.000 Okay, cool. Part of the resistance, eh?
00:10:38.000 Right? Yeah. On board.
00:10:41.000 I come out and meet you.
00:10:43.000 Step one foot over this line.
00:10:44.000 It's back to jail.
00:10:47.000 It's so nice to meet you.
00:10:49.000 What a trip this weekend.
00:10:51.000 Ladies and gentlemen!
00:10:53.000 This is like...
00:10:55.000 You're the famous one, bro. You're the famous one.
00:10:58.000 I've never been starstruck in my life.
00:11:00.000 Are you kidding? I'm like, here I am.
00:11:02.000 Hey, Tucker Carlson. Nice to meet you.
00:11:03.000 Nice to meet you. Are you American?
00:11:05.000 Yes, very. What are you doing here?
00:11:06.000 I got a couple friends.
00:11:08.000 You know, one flew across the world to go to jail.
00:11:12.000 Oh, no.
00:11:14.000 This is a smoker's house, so it's smoking indoors and outdoors.
00:11:20.000 Good to meet you. It's so nice to meet you.
00:11:22.000 Thank you for having us.
00:11:23.000 No, I'm glad you came. I want to say there was one day when I was in jail.
00:11:26.000 I want to give you a personal thank you.
00:11:27.000 Jail is miserable. And the Romanian news is full of the worst bullshit in the world.
00:11:31.000 But you did make it onto the Romanian news.
00:11:33.000 And I was like, Tucker Carlson is supporting us.
00:11:37.000 When you were with Nelk. Yeah, they put you in jail on no charges.
00:11:40.000 That made my day. Call me liberal.
00:11:44.000 What is the Matrix? Good question.
00:11:49.000 I guess some Americans call it the deep state, but I like to look at it in a more global way.
00:11:53.000 When I say The Matrix, I think there are certain agendas which are being pushed.
00:11:57.000 I think the media machine and the judicial systems of the world work together hand in hand.
00:12:02.000 I think the goal is to control people's minds to a point where they don't discuss anything that's important.
00:12:08.000 The reason I use The Matrix is because I've watched that movie a few times and it has so many similarities to the...
00:12:14.000 Have you seen the movie? No. You've never seen the movie The Matrix?
00:12:16.000 No, I don't watch any movie.
00:12:18.000 I don't want to talk about it on camera.
00:12:20.000 No, I'm very dyslexic and it's hard for me to watch video.
00:12:23.000 Got it. Understood. But there's so many similarities and the basic premise is that humans' minds are controlled and put inside of a false reality so that their body heat can be manifested for the machines.
00:12:34.000 And I don't think it's much different to reality.
00:12:36.000 Our minds are controlled. We're put in a false version of reality.
00:12:39.000 We're told things aren't true.
00:12:40.000 We're arguing over things that don't matter.
00:12:42.000 We're observing a false version of events.
00:12:44.000 And the goal of it is just to distract us long enough for our bodies to be used for the machines, the soulless.
00:12:49.000 And I think it's pretty similar.
00:12:50.000 Yes, and you can see what kind of low-res person I am.
00:12:53.000 No, it's so funny.
00:12:56.000 If you have— Can you drive? I have to.
00:12:58.000 Yeah, come in with me. I'm just going to drive to the gate and back.
00:13:01.000 That's it. I just want to feel the transmission.
00:13:03.000 But it's so funny. If you had, like, McLarens or whatever, I would still think this is cool.
00:13:07.000 Yeah, I know. I don't know.
00:13:19.000 It's a backwards window too!
00:13:26.000 I just love it. I just have to feel the transmission.
00:13:29.000 See, Andrew told me this car wasn't cool, but Tucker Carlson says otherwise.
00:13:32.000 This is so cool.
00:13:34.000 You ready? Handbrake off.
00:13:37.000 Oh, handbrake! I can't even operate this car.
00:13:42.000 There we go. Terrible, right?
00:13:47.000 It's kind of awesome.
00:13:48.000 Yeah, it is. It's hilarious.
00:13:50.000 Oh, good luck with reverse. I'm going to figure this out.
00:13:54.000 Nope. You're in fourth, I think.
00:13:57.000 Back up to neutral. Oh, is it down there?
00:13:59.000 No, I don't know. It's here.
00:14:02.000 Oh. There we go.
00:14:03.000 Now we're in reverse. One wing mirror.
00:14:06.000 This is so cool. I'm burning up that club.
00:14:16.000 This is hilarious, isn't it?
00:14:17.000 This is like the coolest thing I've ever done.
00:14:19.000 You know what? You'll never meet another man who owns one.
00:14:21.000 I just love... By the way, if I lived here, I would get that.
00:14:25.000 Yeah. I love it.
00:14:28.000 I don't know why. There you go.
00:14:31.000 Now these are some of the...
00:14:33.000 It's well built. Some of these parts are from a newer Lada.
00:14:36.000 I was about to say. The electric ignition is from a newer Lada.
00:14:38.000 New battery. I've got it all ready to go for letting me out of house arrest.
00:14:42.000 Yeah, I mean it's a four-cylinder overhead, overhead valve.
00:14:47.000 It's a pretty modern engine, actually.
00:14:49.000 I doubt that's rich.
00:14:51.000 Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't know...
00:14:55.000 The top and this look different from when I had it a month ago.
00:14:59.000 I got this all rebuilt hoping I was going to get out of house arrest.
00:15:01.000 So I've had it all redone.
00:15:03.000 What does it top out at?
00:15:04.000 Oh, about... About four chicks.
00:15:07.000 90 miles an hour?
00:15:09.000 Maybe. 90. I've done it.
00:15:11.000 You've taken this 90 miles an hour?
00:15:12.000 Absolutely. As fast as it will go, it's shaking like this.
00:15:14.000 It's fucking great. I'm tired.
00:15:16.000 When I got the tires, Since the last month, the tires Roy,
00:16:00.000 would you like to train today?
00:16:02.000 I'd love to train today, baby.
00:16:03.000 I'd love to train today as well.
00:16:05.000 What are you doing? We're training.
00:16:08.000 Sorry, Justin, we're training. Sorry, there's one for you guys.
00:16:15.000 Now we're talking. Now this is a walkout.
00:16:21.000 Now we're talking.
00:16:25.000 Now we're training. Now we're talking. Now we're training.
00:16:28.000 Come on, Tristan! Twenty more, Tristan!
00:16:31.000 You've got it! You've got it!
00:16:33.000 Cheers to that!
00:16:35.000 Cheers to that!
00:16:37.000 Good luck, Dave!
00:16:44.000 Oh Oh yeah! Woo!
00:16:51.000 Woo! Hold it, hold it!
00:16:52.000 Turn it around. Let's go!
00:17:09.000 The power of gin.
00:17:13.000 It's only the beginning.
00:17:16.000 Oh yeah. Feel the burn in your stomach and lungs.
00:17:21.000 Gin power. More nicotine, baby.
00:17:25.000 More nicotine. Woo!
00:17:29.000 Yes! Chris, what are we doing?
00:17:32.000 That's life.
00:17:34.000 Here.
00:17:36.000 Join the fight.
00:17:37.000 I'm in.
00:17:39.000 Get them a bit.
00:17:50.000 You messed him up.
00:17:52.000 Look, look, look, look, look. Where'd he go?
00:17:54.000 Where'd he go? I just saw him.
00:17:56.000 No problem.
00:17:59.000 I'll drink the coffee afterwards.
00:18:01.000 Come fuck with me. Tristan, this can't be good for us.
00:18:11.000 That was a good throw, bro.
00:18:18.000 You fucked that up. You fumbled out.
00:18:20.000 That was a 10 out of 10 throw.
00:18:24.000 Look look look Get that There's one he's on the coffee machine You Bye.
00:18:46.000 We're making the house unlivable.
00:18:48.000 Wham. I'll live off of flies.
00:18:50.000 In a world of shadows and bonding chains, the time for liberation is near.
00:19:04.000 Unmatched perspicacity, wisdom is severe.
00:19:07.000 Your mind, body, and spirit are sharpened, and endless possibilities unfold.
00:19:12.000 So stand strong, defy conformity, and rise above.
00:19:17.000 Your destiny knows no bounds.